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WOMAN:
Confirming
that we've moved Car 27.

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Now all Spearfish resources
are fully reallocated

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to Operation Prairie Dog.

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Cartel is making a new play
from the south, guys.

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All operatives,
keep your eyes on the ground.

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TOLBECK: You know,
I think you're wrong.

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I don't think this
is a demotion.

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This place is nice.

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This place couldn't be
more of a demotion for us.

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Are you serious?

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Operation Prairie Dog?
This has been going for, like,

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eight, ten years.

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I think we've been here before.

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Oh!

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Jesus. You okay, pal?

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Yeah, I'm fine. It's just
a little tickle in my throat.

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You sure?l. Yes.

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It sounds like you're about
to die in the third act.

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What are you talking about?

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You know, in movies, how they...

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the character coughs,
and then they die.

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You did the-- once
they cough, you go,

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"Oh, that character's
gonna die, for sure."

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You know, like Nicole Kidman

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in, uh, Moulin Rouge!

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You go, oh, TB, blah.

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Yep., on the handkerchief.

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Or, um...

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what's the other one..
Straight Outta Compton?

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Eazy-E coughs,

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Hmm. from AIDS.

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Okay, how's this?

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"Sweetheart, get ready, we're
gonna go on a lovely vaca..."

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"Oh, no, I'm fine."

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That's good. I think it'd-- but
I think it should be more like,

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"Sweetheart, get ready,

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we're about to go on
a lovely vacati..."

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"I'm fine. I'm fine."

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Wow.

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That's pretty good.

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Oh, hey,
I thought of an exception.

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Chewie.

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He coughs all through those
movies, and he never dies.

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He... He's not coughing.

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He's-he's talking.

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Are you serious?
He's not...

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That-- it...

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YThat's Chew...

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He's not clearing his
throat for six movies.

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He's... that he's
talking to the guy.

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Okay, good. I'm glad.

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I really like the character.

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I'm glad he didn't die.

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Hmm.

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Ooh.

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Yeah. That's good.

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No, I wasn't acting,
that was a real cough.

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Oh. Are you okay?

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Okay.ine.

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("Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing)

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* While away while
someone counts the minutes *

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* Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off *

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* By the way,
I told you we were in this *

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* Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. *

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*

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TOLBECK:
Ooh, what's that?

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I, uh, just followed, uh,
Fatima on, uh, social media.

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So, Fatima.

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No. Not... her voice like that.

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No.ima.

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Hey, I thought
we weren't going there.

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Correct.

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W-We aren't going there.

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Mm. going there. Alone, okay?

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I don't need you here
for this ride, because...

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JANICE:
Car 27, please report. Car 27.

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Uh, Car 27. No activity.

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H

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H-How's-how's Fatima
doing, Janice?

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She's fine.

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Okay, you know,
speaking from both of us,

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uh, we think she's doing great.

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And, uh, yeah,

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Thank you,just pass that on.

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Detective Cullen.
I appreciate that.

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Oh, I didn't know
you were there. Uh...

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Just-just call me,

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just call me,
just-- there's,

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you don't have to
call me Detective.

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Just call me Cullen.

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Copy that.

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Dispatch out.

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Okay, over.

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He seems... kind of fun, or...

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No.

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I thought we were gonna

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No, we-we... together.

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You were gonna let me
be your Cupid, so then...

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No, I'm not gonna
let you be my Cupid.

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We-- I was very
clear about that.

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Okay, I'll be doing this alone.

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Okay. I've been
very successful with you before,

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I've introduced you
to some very nice young ladies.

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You have introduced me to
zero nice young ladies.

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Ladies, yeah.

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Not young.

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And not nice.

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What about Carly?

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Yes.y the UFC fighter?

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She's an athlete.She...

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No, she's not an athl...

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She showed up to dinner
with a black eye.

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A full black eye.

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We're sitting down,
I-I don't know what to do.

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The people at the next table
are, like, "Are you okay?"

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She says, "Yeah. I got hit."

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Just leaves that hanging there.

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Well, it's the truth.

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I mean, what do you
want her to say?

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I want her to say, "I-I'm
a terrible UFC fighter."

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Because I looked up
her record: 0 and 14.

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Terrible UFC fighter.

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She got no business
being in the ring.

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You know what
you should do, Fatima

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Tell her a joke.

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No. I'm not gonna do that.

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Where did Hitler
keep his armies?

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I don't care.

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Up his sleevies.

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I don't even know
where that is.

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Oh, okay, yeah..

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All right. No,
I thought you said,

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I thought you said
"Upper Slieves."

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Like that was a place
in Europe or something.

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I-- no, I-I get it.
Up his.. sleevies--

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you need to enunciate better.

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Yeah, you are horrible
at jokes.

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Which is why I'm not
telling her a joke.

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You know, I can teach you
the art of joke-telling.

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That's not necessary.

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Not really. know the secret?

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C-FAPP.

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C

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Mm-hmm.

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C: casual.

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F: familiar.

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Is... if you're gonna use
cheese in a joke,

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instead of saying "cheese,"
you say "Sargento."

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And then, uh, "A" is accent.

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If you can do a little funny
voice or an accent,

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it always makes the joke better.

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Right.

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PP? Pregnant pause.

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Good. That's great.

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And, uh, I'm not gonna do it.

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Okay. For example.

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Hey, did I tell you
the one about...

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:
C.

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Mm-hmm. Right.

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...the musical octopus?

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A guy walks into
a Chili's with an octopus.

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Mm-hmm.r. That's good.

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And he says,
"50 bucks to anybody

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that can play an instrument
better than this octopus."

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All right?

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So, the first guy, he walks up,
and he has a guitar.

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The octopus takes the guitar,

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he starts playing it
like he's Jimi Hendrix.

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All right?

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He's just shredding it.

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He loses.

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The next guy is a Scottish guy.

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Right. a set of bagpipes.

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The octopus just stares
at the bagpipes.

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The Scottish guy goes,

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: "So, you
can't play this, can you?"

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Is that an accent
or a silly voice?

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Okay.an accent.

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And the octopus says,

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"Play it?

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"As soon as I figure out
how to get his pajamas off...

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I'm gonna fuck it."

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So, the octopus can talk?

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Is that the joke?

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No, you are seriously,
like, a joke retard.

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Well, okay.

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I'm sorry,
I just got a little angry.

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Are we saying
the "R" word now?

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No, we're not.

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Well, you just said it to me.

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It's late.

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Not so funny.

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JANICE: It's just to give Daryl,
my fiancé, a little break.

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Just so he can have some space.

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Everyone needs space.

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JANICE: It's fun to be at
work with Mommy, isn't it?

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It's fun, right?

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He can pretend to clock in
and clock out, get fired.

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Yeah. It's fun
to play in an office.

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JANICE: Okay. I think
it's your bedtime.

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We set up a little sleeping area
over there. Isn't that cute?

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You're gonna be
like a little woodland creature.

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Like you're sleeping
Hmm.rneath a bridge.

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God, he's cute.

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:
He is?

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Do you know what the most
Googled question is?

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"Is my husband gay?"

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Oh. That's sad.

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I wouldn't say it's sad. I mean,
don't judge those people.

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They're reaching out for help.
That's what Google's there for.

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So, they just Google it and
hopefully they'll get an answer.

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You know Yeah.

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Because I might be
one of those people.

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Are you one of those people?

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Let's just say that I might be
having some issues

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on the home front
that is kind of

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stressing me out
a little bit today. All right?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Okay.

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If you did want to talk
about it, you can...

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I don't know
if you have any desire

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to ever get married, Fatima,

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but I just hope you don't get
involved with a man who claims

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to know nothing,
when one afternoon,

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a very well-dressed
gay gentleman--

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no hair, bald--
holding a bouquet of flowers,

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shows up at
your doorstep

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and claims
to have been

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in a online relationship
with Daryl for quite some time.

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And his goal is to leave
his entire family

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just to be with him.

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Yeah, okay.

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But like I said,
I don't want to discuss it.

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Work is not the place to
discuss these kinds of things.

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Damn it, I just kick
myself, you know?

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I should've seen the signs.

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He'd always been
a very generous tipper.

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Very generous.

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ADRIAN:
Hey, you want
to hear a secret?

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Nope.

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Not... not one bit?

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Not one bit.

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You know what, maybe
Okay, great.a tell you.

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You're gonna have a baby
brother.

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I've been dying
to tell you this.

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You got my mom pregnant?

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No, no, no, no.

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No, not yet.
But I'm gonna. Yeah.

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You're sure about that?

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What are you talking about?

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I am bursting, like a...
like a tub of fresh yogurt.

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Thick Greek yogurt.

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Does that make sense?

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Okay, okay, okay, I got it.

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I got it.
Uh...

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00:10:10,732 --> 00:10:13,234
how old are you, actually?

259
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:15,403
You mean my real age
or my sperm age?

260
00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:19,273
'Cause I'll give you
my sperm age: 19.

261
00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:22,243
That's not a thing...
That is a thing.

262
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:25,747
It's just coming to light
in scientific circles now.

263
00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:28,349
They don't even care how "old"
you are, they just ask you now,

264
00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:30,418
"What's your sperm age?"
And I'm 19.

265
00:10:30,451 --> 00:10:32,854
I came from the ball sack
of a 19-year-old.

266
00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:36,157
And young sperm begets
young sperm.

267
00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:37,458
There you have it.

268
00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:39,728
Your dad was old, right?

269
00:10:39,761 --> 00:10:41,162
He was older.

270
00:10:41,195 --> 00:10:42,964
Older. Older gentleman?

271
00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,833
How did you know
my dad was older?

272
00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:47,301
You have what they call
in the medical profession,

273
00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:50,004
"old-ball face."

274
00:10:50,038 --> 00:10:52,006
You came from old balls.

275
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,243
Yeah, that's the face... that's
an old-ball face right there.

276
00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:57,045
No

277
00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:59,013
Th-This is not a bad thing.

278
00:10:59,047 --> 00:11:01,916
Look, a lot of handsome
guys have had that

279
00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,051
distinguished, withered look.

280
00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:04,385
Ronald Reagan.

281
00:11:04,418 --> 00:11:07,922
Anyone in any of
the westerns, you know,

282
00:11:07,956 --> 00:11:10,925
from 1950s on.

283
00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:11,793
I mean, it was a complete asset.

284
00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:14,896
Someone like me,
I wouldn't get hired.

285
00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:17,799
Old baby face here, you know,

286
00:11:17,832 --> 00:11:20,468
they'd show me the door.

287
00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:25,473
Now, see, I came from young
balls. Yeah. I'm strong.

288
00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:28,076
I've never been
to a doctor.

289
00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,511
I've never seen
the inside of a hospital.

290
00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:32,213
I've never watched
a medical show.

291
00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:35,083
All right? I mean,
if I get a paper cut,

292
00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:36,818
it just scabs up--
there's no blood.

293
00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:37,886
All right?

294
00:11:37,919 --> 00:11:40,221
I don't need glasses,
I don't have health insurance,

295
00:11:40,254 --> 00:11:42,023
I've never broken a bone,
I never will.

296
00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:44,058
I've never sprained
a ligament.

297
00:11:44,092 --> 00:11:47,028
I can do that.

298
00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:47,829
No big deal.

299
00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:49,363
Didn't hurt your
knee or anything?

300
00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:51,499
No. one bit.

301
00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:53,367
So, anyway...

302
00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:57,105
I would love to
test this theory.

303
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:00,975
Just-just punch you

304
00:12:01,009 --> 00:12:04,078
one good time,
right in the face.

305
00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:06,547
I'm probably too quick,
you know,

306
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,383
for you to even punch me.

307
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,986
Whew.

308
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,454
Could've got you.

309
00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:15,356
Could've. Didn't.

310
00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:22,530
JANICE: Car 55,
thanks for checking in. Out.

311
00:12:22,563 --> 00:12:25,333
Aw. Look at him sleeping.

312
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,135
When they look like that,

313
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,137
it makes you fall in love
with 'em all over again.

314
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,172
Mmm.

315
00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:34,142
Yeah. I'm a little worried
about him, though.

316
00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:36,177
Hmm

317
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,146
I'm saying I'm a little
Yeah.ed about...

318
00:12:38,179 --> 00:12:40,348
We can talk. That can wait....

319
00:12:40,381 --> 00:12:43,517
I'm saying I'm a little worried
about him, my teenage boy.

320
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:45,153
Oh.

321
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:46,855
You know, at school, you
know, the girls are kind of

322
00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:48,857
picking on him a lot,
teasing him,

323
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,391
Oh. Yeah.n of him.

324
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:54,562
So I encouraged him to write
to his cousin Georgia.

325
00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:57,031
He's never met Georgia,
and she's a little bit older,

326
00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:59,367
but I thought it'd be nice
Mm-hmm. a pen pal.

327
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,103
You know, get in the habit of
writing nice letters, and plus,

328
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:03,271
it helps with the handwriting,

329
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,139
because his handwriting
is atrocious.

330
00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:06,908
Yeah., it's a lost art.

331
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,176
So he would give me
the letters,

332
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:09,310
and I would pretend
to mail 'em,

333
00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:11,579
and I would write back
as Georgia.

334
00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:13,314
Wait, you would write back
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

335
00:13:13,347 --> 00:13:14,582
I don't want him really writing
Georgia; she's a whore.

336
00:13:14,615 --> 00:13:16,117
So, then they'd go
back and forth,

337
00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:18,887
and he developed
quite a crush on her.

338
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,989
So, I wrote back,
you know, as Georgia,

339
00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:22,523
saying that I kinda
liked him, too.

340
00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:25,226
But they're cousins, right?

341
00:13:25,259 --> 00:13:27,161
Yeah, but it's me writing it.

342
00:13:27,195 --> 00:13:28,296
Right. That's better,
better that way.

343
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,998
It's better.

344
00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:32,000
So, the letters are getting
hot and heated,

345
00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:34,402
they're getting suggestive,
Oh.y're getting a little filthy.

346
00:13:34,435 --> 00:13:36,337
But I'm going along with it,
because at the same time,

347
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,039
it's kind of adorable.

348
00:13:38,072 --> 00:13:40,041
They're at that age,
they're just experimenting

349
00:13:40,074 --> 00:13:43,244
with the writing--
it's cool, you know?

350
00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:44,612
So, then he started putting
pictures of himself

351
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:46,080
Wow.hese letters.

352
00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:48,216
Photos of...
Photos of his...?

353
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:49,350
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but I'm his mother,

354
00:13:49,383 --> 00:13:50,584
and I've seen it all before.

355
00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,353
It's not a big deal.
So, anyway,

356
00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:53,955
so now he wants
a picture of Georgia.

357
00:13:53,988 --> 00:13:55,957
So, I'm in a little
bit of a biMm...

358
00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:57,558
Yeah, I can see that's...

359
00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:59,493
that's tough.
Yeah, but it's last-minute,

360
00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:02,263
and I could really...
I'm asking you for a favor,

361
00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:05,066
if maybe I could have
a naked picture of you
from the neck down

362
00:14:05,099 --> 00:14:08,136
that I can put in the next
letter, which is due tomorrow.

363
00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:11,372
No.

364
00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:13,341
Janice,
I'm not gonna do that.

365
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,442
No, I think
you're misunderstanding.

366
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,044
It's just from the neck down.

367
00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,378
I meanAbsolutely not.r face.

368
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:18,679
I don't... want your son

369
00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:21,215
to have a naked photo of me.

370
00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:22,984
It's not a big deal.
Kids do it all the time.

371
00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:25,119
What, do you want me
to go up to a complete stranger

372
00:14:25,153 --> 00:14:26,654
and just ask a stranger
for a naked picture?

373
00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:28,189
Let me tell
you something.

374
00:14:28,222 --> 00:14:29,523
One day, you're
gonna have a kid,

375
00:14:29,557 --> 00:14:31,125
and you're gonna
come to me,

376
00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:33,394
and you're gonna ask me
for a naked picture.

377
00:14:33,427 --> 00:14:35,663
You know what I'm gonna say?
I'm gonna say yes.

378
00:14:35,696 --> 00:14:37,966
Because that's the
decent thing to do.

379
00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:40,134
Okay?

380
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:04,158
Oh, I get it. It's cool.

381
00:15:04,192 --> 00:15:05,693
You don't speak English.

382
00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:09,497
Mmm. I get it.
You don't understand.

383
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:12,033
Yeah. Did you know I'm
fucking your mother tonight?

384
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:16,304
Uh, I'm getting very,
like, upset inside.

385
00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:18,672
You do speak English.

386
00:15:18,706 --> 00:15:21,442
I think we should get back
to work, cabrón. This is a...

387
00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:24,045
Wait-wait-wait, don't
be a pussy, all right.

388
00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:26,014
Just relax. Okay?

389
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:28,716
How did you get into
the cartel, anyway?

390
00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:31,119
It was kind of a classic story,
you know.

391
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:34,355
I, um, I needed the money
really badly.

392
00:15:34,388 --> 00:15:36,690
And they threatened to kill me.
Horribly.

393
00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:42,530
Wh

394
00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:44,732
It's a laugh-track key ring.

395
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,700
eBay, hilarious.

396
00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:48,602
Well, I mean, they did kill
my dog in front of me, so...

397
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,607
I really loved Panchito...

398
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,746
As you probably can guess,
I am comedian.

399
00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:00,748
Never would have guessed that.

400
00:16:00,781 --> 00:16:02,583
YeNo.

401
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,218
Ideas, thoughts, images.

402
00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:06,587
It's all going towards
my comedy special.

403
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,589
Oh. A comeYeah.ecial, huh?

404
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,358
In America, they give
them out like hot dogs.

405
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,493
Do you know what
No.e's called?

406
00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:13,761
"Digger With Attitude."

407
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:16,630
Oh. I don't get it.

408
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:19,333
I'm digging all the way
to America. See?

409
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,603
But I have

410
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,638
Oh, is that a joke?

411
00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:28,709
Damn it, I thought
that was good.

412
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:31,379
Oh, it's okay.
It's just a little...

413
00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:34,382
Um, let's get some cracking
done, you know.

414
00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:35,616
Yes. Yes. Go ahead.

415
00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,318
I have to...
I have a migraine.

416
00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:39,520
All right, man.

417
00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:42,090
Hey, digger with
attitude. Huh?

418
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:43,824
Yeah, okay.k)

419
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:45,526
Try not to laugh.

420
00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:47,561
Okay.

421
00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:52,266
CULLEN: Hey, speaking of going
on dates, what about you?

422
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,534
Did you ever end up

423
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,636
going deep-sea fishing
with that Leon guy?

424
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,838
Oh, yeah, yeah.

425
00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:59,740
It was fine.
Nothing to tell.

426
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:02,343
Nothing to tell?
That is a tell.

427
00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:04,145
Okay, there's
something to tell.

428
00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:05,513
Yeah, I can tell.

429
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,682
So, uh, yeah, we, uh,

430
00:17:08,716 --> 00:17:10,684
went deep-sea fishing,
You did do it?

431
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:12,553
Yeah, we got out there
on the ocean,

432
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,222
we cast our lines out,

433
00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:17,558
we're sitting there, we,
uh, waiting, waiting.

434
00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:19,293
Finally, I get a bite.

435
00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:20,694
Yeah.eally?

436
00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:22,163
I was the first one
Okay.t a bite.

437
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:23,864
And, uh, I'm pulling it,
and it feels like

438
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,400
this is a pretty
Yeah.ish, you know?

439
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:29,237
I pull it up, and it is a tuna,
just like Leon said and...

440
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:30,438
It was beautiful.

441
00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:32,573
One of God's creatures

442
00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:34,442
right there in front
of me, you know.

443
00:17:34,475 --> 00:17:35,576
Anyways, we get it up
on the boat,

444
00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:40,148
and, uh, Leon says,
"We got to kill it."

445
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:41,715
Okay.

446
00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:43,584
So he hands me this fish bat.

447
00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:46,320
Yeah.bat?

448
00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:48,322
It's like
an aluminum bat...

449
00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:49,723
But like a, like a,
like a baseball bat?

450
00:17:49,757 --> 00:17:52,460
Yeah, like a baseball bat,
but with, like, a hook on it.

451
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:54,262
Right.

452
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:57,831
And he just starts beating
the head of the tuna.

453
00:17:57,865 --> 00:17:59,733
Yeah, because
you don't want to ruin

454
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:03,804
the body and the skin,
and so you just beat it

455
00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:05,473
with the bat on its head

456
00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:08,476
and so, we start
beating this tuna.

457
00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:12,180
I mean, blood was just
squirting everywhere.

458
00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:13,847
Well, you know what
What

459
00:18:13,881 --> 00:18:16,750
The tuna, they make a noise
when they get hit.

460
00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:18,486
What kind of noise?

461
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,756
Yes.they don't. Come on.

462
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,359
Have you ever hit a tuna
No.h a tuna bat?

463
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:27,228
Okay.shut up and listen.

464
00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:28,929
Okay.horrible.

465
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:32,300
It literally was like
beating a large dog.

466
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,302
And the thing wouldn't die.

467
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:36,504
So, Leon brought
these poles out.

468
00:18:36,537 --> 00:18:38,906
They were long and they
were pointy at the end,

469
00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:40,774
basically spears.

470
00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:43,244
And then we just started
poking this thing in the head.

471
00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:44,778
Are you talking
about just poked

472
00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:46,647
or you were stabbing
Stabbing it.he head?

473
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,749
Man, it was tougher
than I thought.

474
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:51,252
You know.

475
00:18:51,285 --> 00:18:53,654
So, anyways,
we get back to shore,

476
00:18:53,687 --> 00:18:57,658
and, you know...

477
00:18:57,691 --> 00:18:59,927
I don't know,
that was it, I guess.

478
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,795
What, what?

479
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:04,965
You got back to
Well, you know,

480
00:19:04,998 --> 00:19:07,801
we were covered in blood
and, uh, we, uh,

481
00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:10,371
went back to take a shower.

482
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:11,939
Together?

483
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:13,241
Together what?

484
00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:14,575
Did you shower together?

485
00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:15,876
Me and Leon?

486
00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:17,411
Yeah.

487
00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:20,748
Um, no, I, uh, I got
in the shower alone.

488
00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:21,749
Oh, okay.

489
00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:22,883
Yeah, oh,
but he did get in.

490
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:24,652
While you were in there?

491
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,254
Yes.

492
00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:27,788
So you were together?

493
00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:31,292
Uh, yeah, I don't
really recall. I know...

494
00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:32,826
Well, the way you've
described it is you said

495
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,895
you went in there and
then he went in there.

496
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,431
So, in my mind, I've
Right.u both in there.

497
00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:39,900
Yeah. So...

498
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:42,002
And so, were you
wearing clothes?

499
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:43,771
Or were you
showering naked?

500
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:45,806
Well, I did take
my clothes off,

501
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:48,509
so I guess you could say
I was naked.

502
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,544
YeaYeah.ay.

503
00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:52,980
Uh...eon?

504
00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:54,615
Was he clothed
or was he naked?

505
00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:55,916
I don't remember.

506
00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:57,851
Don't recall.r?

507
00:19:57,885 --> 00:19:59,920
Hmm. You don't
remember No.t detail?

508
00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:01,922
Feels like the kind of
detail you might remember.

509
00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:03,691
Yeah. I don't know.

510
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,460
It was a big day, so,
I don't know. I can't recall.

511
00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:08,829
Anyways, the point is,
I got a lot of tuna,

512
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,465
so if you want some tuna,
just let me know.

513
00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:16,437
Okay. I don't know if that
is the point, but okay.

514
00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:23,010
Where's my mom?

515
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:25,646
She's on a break.

516
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:29,016
Do you have any videos
of you in the nude?

517
00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:30,984
No.

518
00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:32,886
Yeah, yeah, you do.

519
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,187
Or even just titties.

520
00:20:40,594 --> 00:20:42,730
Hey, Mase.

521
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:45,032
Your mom told me
about Georgia.

522
00:20:45,065 --> 00:20:47,335
Oh, yeah.our cousin.

523
00:20:47,368 --> 00:20:48,902
Mm

524
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:51,004
Yeah, it was
really revealing.

525
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:54,074
Getting really into it, huh,
with your cousin Georgia?

526
00:20:54,107 --> 00:20:57,378
Writing back and forth,

527
00:20:57,411 --> 00:20:59,347
Mm-hmm. really explicit.

528
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,482
I think that's normal.
She's your cousin, though.

529
00:21:01,515 --> 00:21:03,784
So that's a little weird.

530
00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:05,386
Some people would say
that's a little weird.

531
00:21:05,419 --> 00:21:06,387
Do you think that's weird?

532
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,789
No. It doesn't bother me.

533
00:21:08,822 --> 00:21:12,893
Hmm. Okay, well, uh, news flash,

534
00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:15,062
you're not writing
to your cousin Georgia.

535
00:21:15,095 --> 00:21:17,865
You're writing to your mom.

536
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:23,103
Your mom is pretending
to be your cousin Georgia.

537
00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:25,406
And that's who you're

538
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:27,941
exploring your sexuality with.

539
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,952
I know it was Mom.

540
00:21:38,986 --> 00:21:40,421
I don't care.

541
00:21:40,454 --> 00:21:42,423
I knew from
the first time.

542
00:21:42,456 --> 00:21:44,425
They're just words.

543
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,626
I use them for my own needs.

544
00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:46,927
I can compartmentalize.

545
00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,430
JANICE:
Up, up, up, up, up.

546
00:21:49,463 --> 00:21:50,698
There you go.

547
00:21:50,731 --> 00:21:54,034
Okay. Ah.
How'd you two get along?

548
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,869
Good?

549
00:22:11,452 --> 00:22:15,623
You know, before I met you,
I pictured you as a fat guy.

550
00:22:17,124 --> 00:22:19,092
What?

551
00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,861
My mom told you I was fat?

552
00:22:20,894 --> 00:22:23,931
No. No. It's your name.

553
00:22:23,964 --> 00:22:28,135
Angus. It's always
the name of a fat guy.

554
00:22:28,168 --> 00:22:30,137
Angus is a fat name?

555
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,739
Yeah.

556
00:22:31,772 --> 00:22:33,707
Do you not name

557
00:22:33,741 --> 00:22:35,476
No. No, I dYeah.

558
00:22:35,509 --> 00:22:38,178
Angus is fat.
Damien is a jerk.

559
00:22:38,211 --> 00:22:40,013
Never met a good Trevor.

560
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:42,883
John is a pedophile.

561
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,486
Well, or, of all
the pedophiles,

562
00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:46,754
there's gonna be a higher
percentage that are Johns.

563
00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:49,022
Kate, well,

564
00:22:49,056 --> 00:22:51,625
everyone's fucked a Kate.

565
00:22:51,659 --> 00:22:52,793
Right?

566
00:22:52,826 --> 00:22:54,462
I haven't fucked
a Kate, no.

567
00:22:54,495 --> 00:22:57,498
But you fingered her.
Fingered one?

568
00:22:57,531 --> 00:22:59,500
No.

569
00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:02,503
If I go to the bank... right?

570
00:23:02,536 --> 00:23:06,507
And the bank teller is
named either Brad, Joshua

571
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:10,143
or Gabriela, then I know
they're gonna be attentive

572
00:23:10,177 --> 00:23:12,646
and they're gonna provide me
great service.

573
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,015
This makes no sense, Adrian.

574
00:23:15,048 --> 00:23:16,750
I'm telling you.

575
00:23:16,784 --> 00:23:22,490
You learn how to name-profile,
it's gonna cut at least...

576
00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:26,927
20, 30 hours out of your month
of just wasting time.

577
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,128
Okay.

578
00:23:28,161 --> 00:23:32,199
What about, like a... Raul?

579
00:23:32,232 --> 00:23:34,935
Raul?
Raul, not a problem.

580
00:23:34,968 --> 00:23:39,740
Unless, if you got on an
airplane, the pilot says,

581
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:44,578
"Good afternoon,
I'm your pilot, Raul," get off.

582
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,616
FATIMA:
Car 27, please report.

583
00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:51,819
No, no, no,
Car 2mine, mine, mine.

584
00:23:51,852 --> 00:23:54,054
Car 27, uh, no activity.

585
00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:55,623
How are you, Fatima?

586
00:23:55,656 --> 00:23:56,690
Um, fine.

587
00:23:56,724 --> 00:23:58,692
CULLEN:
That's great.

588
00:23:58,726 --> 00:24:00,861
Hey, uh, you like music?

589
00:24:00,894 --> 00:24:02,630
Do I like music?

590
00:24:02,663 --> 00:24:03,864
Um, yeah.

591
00:24:03,897 --> 00:24:05,533
Great.

592
00:24:05,566 --> 00:24:08,068
Car 27, you're on open channel.

593
00:24:08,101 --> 00:24:09,703
Oh. Yeah, sorry.

594
00:24:09,737 --> 00:24:11,104
Yeah, uh, flip over to channel
three, please, Fatima.

595
00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:12,873
Copy that.

596
00:24:12,906 --> 00:24:14,107
Just tell her a joke.
C-FAPP.

597
00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:15,976
Okay, okay. All right.
So, casual, casual.

598
00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:17,978
Okay, Ch-Chili's.

599
00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:19,179
No, Chili's?
Chili's.e a... okay.

600
00:24:19,212 --> 00:24:20,180
Are you there, Fatima?

601
00:24:20,213 --> 00:24:21,248
Yeah.

602
00:24:21,281 --> 00:24:22,249
CULLEN:
Uh, yeah, I was just...

603
00:24:22,282 --> 00:24:24,117
did I ever tell you about...

604
00:24:24,151 --> 00:24:27,721
there's-there's an
octopus inside a Chili's.

605
00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:29,657
There-There's-
there's a Chil...

606
00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,892
There's a Chili's that an
octopus has-has gone into.

607
00:24:31,925 --> 00:24:33,894
I think that's...
What..isn't that right

608
00:24:33,927 --> 00:24:35,863
Are you telling me a joke?

609
00:24:35,896 --> 00:24:37,130
Abandon that joke.

610
00:24:37,164 --> 00:24:38,732
What iHitler.

611
00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:39,967
I don't know what...
oh, right, okay, okay,

612
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,268
oh, yeah, no,
no, no, I'm good.

613
00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:44,304
Um, where did Hitler
keep his armies?

614
00:24:44,337 --> 00:24:46,139
Where?

615
00:24:46,173 --> 00:24:48,008
Up his.or up...

616
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:49,142
Okay.

617
00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,679
Up his sleevies.

618
00:24:54,715 --> 00:24:56,016
That was a good one.

619
00:24:56,049 --> 00:24:58,018
Yeah.

620
00:24:58,051 --> 00:24:59,820
Yeah, it is.
It is good.

621
00:24:59,853 --> 00:25:01,889
And I think the important thing
to note, what makes it good,

622
00:25:01,922 --> 00:25:03,256
is that we're
laughing at the man,

623
00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:05,258
not with him 'cause,
I... he was, you know,

624
00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:07,260
which-whichever you cut it,
I... he was not a good guy.

625
00:25:07,294 --> 00:25:10,764
And, uh, you know, I think
it's okay to laugh at them.

626
00:25:10,798 --> 00:25:12,766
But I think, if we're
making them, uh...

627
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,736
Would you just ask her
Okay.n a fucking date?

628
00:25:15,769 --> 00:25:17,638
Yeah, and I was, I
was just thinking,

629
00:25:17,671 --> 00:25:19,940
that maybe you and I could,
uh, we could go somewhere,

630
00:25:19,973 --> 00:25:21,875
you know, we could have,
we could go to a Chili's,

631
00:25:21,909 --> 00:25:24,177
you know, anywhere.
We could go to a place.

632
00:25:24,211 --> 00:25:26,880
Are you asking me
out on a date?

633
00:25:28,882 --> 00:25:31,785
Yes.

634
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:38,759
That's great.
That's great.

635
00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:39,893
Thank you.
Okay, we'll talk later.

636
00:25:39,927 --> 00:25:41,929
Dispatch out.

637
00:25:41,962 --> 00:25:42,896
We did it..

638
00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:44,131
We did it.

639
00:25:44,164 --> 00:25:45,899
We did it.d it.

640
00:25:45,933 --> 00:25:47,801
Oh, man.

641
00:25:47,835 --> 00:25:49,169
Oh, my God.

642
00:25:49,202 --> 00:25:50,904
You know, you're gonna need
another joke for the date.

643
00:25:50,938 --> 00:25:52,673
I don't need another joke.

644
00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:55,142
I got the Hitler joke.
Are you kidding?date.

645
00:25:55,175 --> 00:25:56,810
You're gonna be in a nice,
romantic restaurant.

646
00:25:56,844 --> 00:25:57,911
You need another joke.

647
00:25:57,945 --> 00:25:59,813
Okay, okay, tell
me another joke.

648
00:25:59,847 --> 00:26:02,182
Two vomits are walking down the
street near the San Diego Zoo.

649
00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:05,352
And one-one vomit stops
and he gets really sad.

650
00:26:05,385 --> 00:26:07,988
The other vomit goes,
"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

651
00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:11,091
And the first vomit says,
"Oh, it's just that this

652
00:26:11,124 --> 00:26:13,193
is the corner where
I was brought up."

653
00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:17,164
That's pretty good.

654
00:26:17,197 --> 00:26:19,332
Because it was brought
up in the zoo.

655
00:26:19,366 --> 00:26:21,835
No. It was brought up
on that corner.

656
00:26:21,869 --> 00:26:23,804
Right. But the-the-the zoo.

657
00:26:23,837 --> 00:26:25,105
It was brought up and
lived in-in the zoo.

658
00:26:25,138 --> 00:26:26,239
There was like a
vomit enclosure.

659
00:26:26,273 --> 00:26:28,208
The zoo has nothing
to do with it.

660
00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:31,712
The zoo is the, uh, is the "F,"
familiar, making it familiar.

661
00:26:31,745 --> 00:26:33,246
CULLEN: Right.
That's what makes it funny.

662
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,848
TOLBECK: No, that's not
what makes it funny.

663
00:26:34,882 --> 00:26:36,684
CULLEN:
No, I think that's good.

664
00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:38,351
So, these two vomits,
uh, live at the zoo...

665
00:26:38,385 --> 00:26:41,354
* Kissy-kiss

666
00:26:41,388 --> 00:26:44,357
* Goosey, goosey

667
00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:47,394
* On my list

668
00:26:47,427 --> 00:26:49,396
* One, two, three, four

669
00:26:49,429 --> 00:26:52,399
* Five or six

670
00:26:52,432 --> 00:26:54,401
* All the girls

671
00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:57,404
* Dressed in green

672
00:26:57,437 --> 00:27:00,407
* All the boys

673
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,409
* Skinny jeans

674
00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:05,412
* Owls and fish

675
00:27:05,445 --> 00:27:08,448
* Kissy-kiss

676
00:27:08,481 --> 00:27:11,451
* Goosey, goosey

677
00:27:11,484 --> 00:27:13,453
* On my list.

678
00:27:13,486 --> 00:27:17,457
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