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Previously onNo Activity...

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I'm with you because,
you know what,

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I don't have time for an equal.

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I outrank you because I'm
a better fucking cop than you.

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Deal with it.

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Copy that, Car 34.
Dispatch out.

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Fatima, if you're missing
Janice, you do know

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I have a complete lexicon
of her speech available.

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You can do Janice's voice?

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[as Janice]:
How's this, Fats?

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I would like to kick a door down

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and yell, "Freeze,
Special Agent Cullen,"

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and throw a guy off a rooftop.

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That's what I would like.

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Gary Westbrook,
you're under arrest!

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Okay. Yeah, yeah.On your knees, there.

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I'm doing it.

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You're a policeman?

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Wait right there.

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Agent Kasprowicz?
I'm sorry.

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Agent Kasprowicz?

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[Cullen grunts]

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, fuck, no!

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[country music playing]

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Whatever it is, it's nothing
a little sugar can't fix, Daisy.

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[both chuckle]

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I'm sorry, Eileen,
I'm not myself.

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This is my first automated ride,

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this haul.
And you know,

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I used to be a truck driver,

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but now I'm a babysitter,
apparently,

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for a big magical steering wheel
that I can't touch.

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Hmm.
You know,
there's a highway

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in Mississippi-- I can't
remember the name of it--

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and it just goes on
and cuts through the state.

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Just hundreds and hundreds
of miles of green.

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That sounds nice.

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It's green on either side,
green all around you.

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Blue up on top.

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Cornfields, mostly.Yeah.

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And all the stalks are
exactly seven inches apart.

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It's real strange, Eileen.

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It's kind of like graph paper.

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Wow.

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You know what you
don't see, though?

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What's that?

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People.

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You don't see any fuckin'
people.

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Okay, watch the language, Daisy.And it's because

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there aren't any.

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The whole place is run
by robots.

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And those machines, they're just
out there in the field,

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and-and they're working,
and it's hot as hell.

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And they're not complaining,
but I'm complaining.

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I'm complaining right now,

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while I still can.

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You think your machine truck's
gonna come in here

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and get bacon and eggs,

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and listen to you bitch
about your husband?

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Hey.
Oh, wake up, Eileen.

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Frank's not working
on his truck.

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He's having an affair.

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And it's probably with
Hot Pants Susie

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down at the end there,
the Silver Fox.

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And, Dennis... Dennis.

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You remember when
we got hammered together

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during the storm,

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and I gave you a handy
by the fryer?

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You think a robot's
gonna do that?

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Did that really happen?

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Actually, a robot
probably will do that,

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and it'll do a better job
than I did.

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My heart wasn't in it,
but still.

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How about some pie, Daisy?

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Pie's not gonna help this time.

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We got the cherry.[device chimes]

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COMPUTER VOICE:
Break over. Return to vehicle.

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Oh, my lover is
playing our song.

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I'll be there in a minute,
you robofuck.

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I'll get this one, Daisy.

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Thanks, Eileen.

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You're a real pal.

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I'm gonna pray for you, Daisy.

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DAISY:
And I'm gonna build
a big fuckin' robot

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to pray for you.

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♪ I love you so.

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COMPUTER VOICE: You have one
minute to return to vehicle.

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Request extension?

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Damn it.
No, I don't want that.

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Oh, this thing...[chimes]

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Command not recognized.[sighs]

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Please try again.[chimes]

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Command not recognized.[sighs]

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Please try again.

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Cabin temperature set
to 130 degrees.

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No. [groans]

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Command not recognized.
Please try again.

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Hello? Agent Kasprowicz?
I'm sorry.
Oh!

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Excuse me. Jesus.Yeah, Agent Kasprowicz?

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COMPUTER VOICE: Warning.Yeah, I'm coming.

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You are running behind schedule.I'm coming!

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Your paycheck may be reduced

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due to extended break period.

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[truck door opens, slams closed]

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[engine starts]

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Hey. Whoa, whoa.

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Hey, excuse me, uh...
[shouting]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

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No, no, no!
Stop the truck!

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I'm back here!

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♪

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[sighs]
Oh, God.

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Cullen, I feel bad.
[groans]

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I feel real bad.

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Yeah.

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Do you feel bad, too?Yeah, I do. Yeah.

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You know what, I think we
drank too much last night.

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Mm-hmm.
Way too much.

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And those tequila
shots at the end?

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What were we thinking?

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I don't want to--
I don't want to think about it.

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Then we went to that diner.

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Why did we go to
a 24-hour diner

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and order steak tartare?

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Then they put a raw
egg on top of it.
Okay.

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And then we ate it
with our hands.
Stop, stop.

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And then you had sardines.Shut up about last night.

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I don't want
to talk about it.

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Okay. Wow.

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Well, well, well.

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The boys are back
together again.

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Oh, hey.

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Is this-- is this
friendly Leon, or...

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I'll ask the questions here.

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That answers that.

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Are you gonna come in
and sit down, or...

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Did you not hear
what I just said

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about who's gonna ask
the questions here?

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And then you immediately
ask me a fuckin' question.

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Seriously?

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No, I'm not gonna come in
and sit down.

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My plan for the moment
is to stay right here...

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out out arm's way.

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[gags]

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TOLBECK:
Officer Cullen went
through a breakup,

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so we had a lot
to drink last night.

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You know, raw meat with
raw egg on top of it.

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But we're okay.

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No, it sounds awesome.
Thanks for the invite,

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by the way.
Sorry.

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In case you're curious,

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this arm used to jack off

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Gary Westbrook.

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He doesn't need it anymore...
because he's dead.

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We found it attached
to the back of a truck

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using your handcuffs,
Officer Cullen.

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You know, I think
it was Cicero who said,

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"The safety of the..."What the fuck, Leon?!

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Get the fuck out of here,
you weirdo!

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[quietly]:
Okay, uh, I'm not...

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DUSTIN:
There's a what?
Are we whispering now?

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[laughs]:
Okay. Sorry.

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[Leon speaking quietly]

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Leon, this is my bad.

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This is my bad, I'm so sorry.Yeah.

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So it's a...DUSTIN:
Here's what I need.

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I need you to

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get the fuck out of here!

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Take your arm
and get the fuck out of here!

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Goddamn it!

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What a weirdo.
Am I right?

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He's kind of weird, right?

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You know, he brought strippers
to his own party.

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So sad, right?
You know who told me that?

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He did.

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We were at that party.

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What? Tell me everything.Yeah.

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It was barely a party.

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I mean, he was wearing
the strangest wig.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I've seen that wig.

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He was trying to tell us
that his hair grew back.

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Dude, that's fucking insane.

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Totally.Anyway,

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I'm gonna go grab a coffee.
You guys need one?

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I would love a coffee.That'd be great.

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Great, I'm gonna get us
three coffees,

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I don't know,
an assortment of Danishes,

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cookies, doughnuts,
that kind of shit.

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And then we're gonna figure out

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which one of you fucking idiots

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killed my last witness!

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Janice?

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Hmm. How are you, Clit?

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You're fired.
What are you doing here?

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Trust me, I can't believe
I'm back here, either.

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When I left this shithole,

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I thought I would never walk
in this building again.

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Yeah, that's because you were
becoming a prison guard, right?

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With all the sexy inmates.

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Mm, well, that was
my plan of action,

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but turns out I waited too long

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and there's a six-month
waiting list, so...

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How interesting.Mm.

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You can leave now.Mm. Well, let
me tell you,

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I certainly didn't
miss this place.

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You know, all the turds
out there with their dumb faces

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and weird body smells.

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Again, you can leave now.

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The tedious calls,
the 911 overflow,

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every asshole out there
calling with emergencies.

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And then your smug face.

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No, trust me, I did not
miss this place at all.

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That's perfect, Janice,
because when you get fired,

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you don't get to come
to work anymore.

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That's generally how it works.

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Yeah, I hear what you're saying,
and I really can't

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even believe I'm here, but the
truth is, I need my job back.

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Well, you should've thought
of that before you told everyone

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I fucked a tortoise.

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Well, I still stand by that,

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but I need a job
because I really need the money.

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Sorry. What's done is done.

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[exhales]

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So you're not gonna help me?

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Afraid not.

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Oh, what about your son?

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Will you help him?

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What are you talking about?

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Your son? Mason?

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Who needs help?

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Well, I'm fucked.

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I am fucked.

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Donezo.

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Cullen, look, I love you,

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but you need to get out
of your own way.

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What?

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I'm serious. It seems like
every time we come close

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to cracking a case
or some big win,

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you sabotage it.

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Isabotage it? Ido?Mm-hmm.

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Yes. Like clockwork.

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It's like you get so wound up

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with tension, you know,
from wanting to succeed

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[groans]that you just, you
become a loser.

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You need to
un-Cullen yourself.

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Oh, God.
I think I just hit it.

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Hit what?
Rock bottom.

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I think that's... that's it.

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Aw. Come on, buddy.

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Hey, did your shoulder get fat?

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It's so soft.

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I just said "rock bottom."

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Oh.I just said that.

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Yeah, you're
right. I'm sorry.Yeah.

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Shouldn't bring up
your fat shoulder.

256
00:10:20,858 --> 00:10:22,730
No. Maybe not now.Okay.

257
00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:25,210
Don't-don't worry.
It's gonna be all right.

258
00:10:33,349 --> 00:10:36,308
Yeah. This is your son.

259
00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:40,922
Your biological son Mason.

260
00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:43,185
He was a real sicko
during his early years--

261
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,665
wonder where he got that from--

262
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:45,753
but now he wants
to go to college

263
00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,929
and study
environmental law,

264
00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:49,017
which costs a lot of money.

265
00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,975
I can't even believe
that's a degree.

266
00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:52,760
I'm gonna need a DNA test.

267
00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,805
Perfect. You can do it together.

268
00:10:54,849 --> 00:10:57,112
It'll be fun. Yeah.

269
00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:59,157
Great. Let's get it
on the books.

270
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:02,683
Okay. Well, I feel like
I'm taking up all your time,

271
00:11:02,726 --> 00:11:06,034
so I'm gonna go
press my uniform.

272
00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:07,818
Did you want the door
opened or closed?

273
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,080
Closed.

274
00:11:09,124 --> 00:11:11,343
I'm gonna leave it open.

275
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,322
I'm waiting.

276
00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:37,326
I, uh, I cuffed Gary
to the truck,

277
00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:39,328
truck drove away...
[blows raspberry]

278
00:11:40,372 --> 00:11:41,939
Oops, sorry.

279
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:45,769
"Oops, sorry"?

280
00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,771
Oops, sorry. Yeah. Yes.Oops, sorry.

281
00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:50,687
Oops, sorry. Yes.That's what you have to say
for yourself. Oops, sorry.

282
00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:52,863
Yes. Do you want me
to say it again? Oops, sorry.Yeah.

283
00:11:52,907 --> 00:11:54,691
Let me just paint
a picture for you.

284
00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:57,868
Because today,
a good portion of my day

285
00:11:57,912 --> 00:12:04,266
has involved driving up the I-5,
finding pieces of my witness

286
00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:07,835
scattered around the interstate,

287
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:10,446
his head was run over

288
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:11,795
by a school bus

289
00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,971
full of children
on a field trip!

290
00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,973
Really?
Yeah, really!

291
00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:17,845
They were going to see
the space shuttle or some shit.

292
00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:19,977
Spoiler alert:
they didn't make it.

293
00:12:21,544 --> 00:12:23,502
They're talking
to trauma counselors.

294
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:26,810
Why? Because you fucked up.
Oops, sorry.

295
00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,725
Let me tell you
what's happening here. Okay?

296
00:12:28,769 --> 00:12:30,292
Because of your actions,

297
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,903
the Las Hormigas Cartel
are now underground

298
00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:34,383
where they will remain
until their next shipment

299
00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:37,995
in some six to eight months.

300
00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:41,433
We have nothing to go on.
We have no new leads.

301
00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:42,695
And because of you,

302
00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:45,046
the one witness
we had is gone.

303
00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:46,395
You fucked me here.

304
00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:47,744
Hey, well,
uh, honestly,

305
00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,051
I mean, I can't
say it enough, "Oops,"

306
00:12:50,094 --> 00:12:51,835
but on the flip side, you know,
a criminal's dead,

307
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,097
so I kind of did my job.

308
00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:54,838
Are we done?

309
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:59,843
So you just straight-up
killed this guy,

310
00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:02,193
destroyed my case...Yeah.

311
00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:04,108
...and you don't give a shit.

312
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,110
I think the salient
fact here, though,

313
00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:07,720
is that there's no coffee here.

314
00:13:07,764 --> 00:13:10,114
You did say coffee, I think.
Did he not?

315
00:13:10,158 --> 00:13:11,637
Do you still want a coffee?I do.

316
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:13,117
We'd love some coffee.

317
00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:15,903
[sighs]

318
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,122
[laughs]

319
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,602
DUSTIN:
Okay.

320
00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:23,127
Well, I'm gonna go out there
and talk to my guys.

321
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:25,434
This is a wild turn of events.Okay.

322
00:13:25,477 --> 00:13:28,002
Very interesting. Okay.

323
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,873
I'm gonna take
my coffee with me.

324
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,875
[cackling]

325
00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:39,187
Oops, sorry.
[laughs]

326
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,103
He liked that.

327
00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:43,887
What are you doing?

328
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,194
I'm done.

329
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:47,673
♪

330
00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:48,979
[sniffles]

331
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,028
Hey, Fats. You miss me?

332
00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:55,333
Janice, you're back.

333
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,074
Well, in the flesh, for now.

334
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:59,598
What-what happened
to Brookvale prison?

335
00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:00,991
Well, I got on a list,
and I can still

336
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,558
get you on a list, all right?

337
00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,038
So, last chance, Fats.

338
00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:05,691
[sighs]
Honestly, maybe.

339
00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:08,085
You were right about this place.
It's getting bizarre.

340
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,087
BOPBOT [as Janice]:
What are you bitches
clucking about?

341
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:12,655
What the fuck? Now
it sounds like me?

342
00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:14,700
Well, yeah, I set it
to your voice once,

343
00:14:14,744 --> 00:14:16,659
and now I can't turn it off.

344
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:19,053
Oh. Sounds like
you missed me or something.

345
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,229
Um, yeah, I guess I did.

346
00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:23,492
[chuckles] Yeah,
no, that's okay.
All right.

347
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,668
Yeah, that's not
who we are.Yeah, we don't do that.

348
00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,278
So, like, did you
make up with Clint? Or...

349
00:14:27,322 --> 00:14:28,497
[laughs]I don't understand.

350
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,238
How are you here?Let's just say

351
00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:33,894
I told Clint
that he was Mason's father.

352
00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:35,504
W-- Really?

353
00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:37,245
And he totally believed me.

354
00:14:37,288 --> 00:14:38,942
That's insane.
You can't do that to someone.

355
00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,683
Oh, give me a break.

356
00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:43,729
After everything he did to me,
don't you think he deserved it?

357
00:14:43,773 --> 00:14:45,644
Whose side
are you on?Yours.

358
00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,646
The truth is,

359
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,606
he might be.
Really?

360
00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:52,913
Well, he could be.

361
00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:55,828
Could be?
He is.

362
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:57,700
Mason is Clint's son.

363
00:14:57,743 --> 00:14:59,310
Whoa.
Yeah.

364
00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:01,051
You should've seen his
face when I told him.

365
00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:02,792
He totally bought it.

366
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,665
Okay, well, he bought it
because it's the truth.

367
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:10,756
Yeah. He bought it
hook, line and sinker. Right?

368
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,149
[chuckles] It was,
like, straight out

369
00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:13,629
of one of those
Oceanmovies.

370
00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:15,718
I swindled him.You told him the truth.

371
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,633
I told him the truth
and he believed me.

372
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,115
Anyhoozle, how long
has this Shitbox 2000

373
00:15:21,158 --> 00:15:22,638
been impersonating me?

374
00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:23,769
BOPBOT:
Well, now you're back.
Let's get to work.

375
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,554
[sighs]
Too long.

376
00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:26,685
Yeah, too long.

377
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:28,426
Let's do some
rearranging, shall we?

378
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,950
Let's take this piece of shit

379
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:32,387
and put it next to
this piece of shit.Pile of shit.

380
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,390
And add this piece of shit,
and then clear the air.

381
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,434
[overlapping voices protesting]Gone!

382
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:48,794
[exhales sharply]

383
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:50,622
Okay.
Okay.

384
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,930
Well, I have talked to some
of my colleagues out there,

385
00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:56,454
and just so that
we are clear,

386
00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,589
Cullen, you are alone
claiming responsibility

387
00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,808
for the death
of Gary Westbrook?

388
00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:04,288
Yeah.

389
00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:06,856
'Cause I'll tell you what.
Right now, you are looking at,

390
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,858
at best, criminal negligence.

391
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,556
At worst, manslaughter.

392
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,471
Still comfortable with that?

393
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,430
Of course we're not.Yeah, yeah, we are.

394
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,736
I mean, honestly,

395
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:18,607
so what?

396
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:19,738
A criminal's dead.

397
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:20,957
I mean, you lost
your witness, sure.

398
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,045
I lost my girlfriend.

399
00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:23,307
People lose shit
all the time.

400
00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:24,439
If you're gonna charge me,
just charge me.

401
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,267
'Cause this whole
little dance here,

402
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,485
I don't need it.

403
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,270
Cullen...No, fuck it.

404
00:16:29,313 --> 00:16:30,749
I'm not intimidated
by him anymore.

405
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:32,316
I mean, you FBI guys,
you're just cops

406
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,578
that went to private school.

407
00:16:33,622 --> 00:16:34,884
I mean, we're out there
doing it every day.

408
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,277
What do you actually do?

409
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,457
[laughs]

410
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,067
You really don't
give a shit, do you?

411
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,115
I got to admit,
I kind of like it.

412
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,334
Listen, man, I'm not
gonna lie to you.

413
00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:52,467
If we're gonna take down
people like El Chappie

414
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,772
and guys like him,

415
00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:56,819
I need cold-blooded assholes
like you out there.

416
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,560
I'm gonna say this once,

417
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,475
never gonna speak
about it again.

418
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,955
There's an opening on my team.
I'd like you to take it.

419
00:17:02,999 --> 00:17:05,001
What...?

420
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:06,785
CULLEN:
Man, I'm flattered,

421
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:07,873
but it's a no.

422
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:10,963
You should really
think about this.

423
00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:12,400
I thought about it. It's no.

424
00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:13,662
I'm not gonna ask again.

425
00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:15,664
You've already asked,
like, three times.

426
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:17,318
It's-it's a no.
No means no.

427
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:23,846
Ooh, that only makes me
want you more.

428
00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:24,760
It's too bad, huh?

429
00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:26,066
TOLBECK:
Cullen,

430
00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,284
this is your way out.

431
00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,112
What else you gonna do?You know what?

432
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:32,637
I, uh, I'm thinking
I might just do nothing.

433
00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:33,682
Just nothing.

434
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,250
DUSTIN:
Okay, okay, final...

435
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:39,035
final offer, right now.Mm-hmm.

436
00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:40,906
Are you in or are you out?

437
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:41,864
I think we're done here.

438
00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:44,040
Are you serious?Yeah.

439
00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:45,607
You're turning this down?

440
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:49,524
What gives you that idea?Cullen.

441
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,352
Cullen!

442
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:56,183
Look, we've had
a bad day today.

443
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:57,836
He's just not himself.

444
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,142
Let me just go talk to him.

445
00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:03,668
I'm sure everything
will be just... fine.

446
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:07,281
Cullen.

447
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:08,934
Goddamn it.

448
00:18:08,978 --> 00:18:11,763
Dustin, you went in too hard.

449
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,722
You showed your hand,
and then he can just

450
00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:15,941
throw it back in your face
and walk out.

451
00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:17,943
Oh, when he walked out,
it was cool, huh?

452
00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:20,163
Ooh, I would love
a walkout like that.

453
00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:23,949
♪ There she is [sighs]

454
00:18:23,993 --> 00:18:28,911
♪ Perfectly framed by the woods
she painted green... ♪

455
00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:34,438
TOLBECK:
Well, I guess this is where
I'm supposed to give you

456
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:38,225
some big sexy speech about
what it means to be a cop.

457
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:41,141
But I'm not gonna do that.

458
00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:44,622
I will tell you this:

459
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,625
there is no one way to be a cop.

460
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,412
There are happy cops, sad cops,
good cops, bad cops,

461
00:18:51,455 --> 00:18:52,935
black cops, white cops.

462
00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:55,590
Cops who like to stay up late,

463
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,767
cops who like to
go to bed early.

464
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,422
There's only one way
to mess it up,

465
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:05,513
and that is to be a cop
who isn't true to himself.

466
00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,821
♪ No, you could not...

467
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:12,955
Huh? Did you say something?[music stops]

468
00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:15,566
Yeah, I just said a lot.

469
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:18,221
Oh, you did? I'm sor--
my bad-- sorry.
[sighs]

470
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:20,049
What-What's up?I was telling you

471
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,139
what it means
to be a cop today.

472
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,271
You mean, like, a pep talk?

473
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:26,360
You gave a full...
pep talk, and I...

474
00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:28,318
Yes.I missed the whole?

475
00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:29,580
Can you--
can you do it again?
No.

476
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:31,191
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, wait, wait.

477
00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,888
This is-- this is perfect.
This is perfect.[phone chimes]

478
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:35,325
Hey, guys,
Officer Reinhardt here.

479
00:19:35,369 --> 00:19:38,154
Uh, I am, uh, first day
on the job.

480
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:39,547
We're here, we're cruising.

481
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,809
We're trying to catch
those bad guys.

482
00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:44,116
I'm here with SDPD veteran
Officer Tolbell,

483
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,901
and he's going to give you
some words of wisdom,

484
00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:48,947
so listen up.

485
00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:53,213
Um... just be yourself.

486
00:19:53,256 --> 00:19:54,997
That's it?

487
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,085
Yeah.Great. Cool.

488
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,913
Awesome.
"Be yourself."

489
00:19:57,956 --> 00:19:59,175
Oh, I know what I want to say.

490
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:01,873
Okay.

491
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,962
You want to start it over?No. It's live.

492
00:20:04,006 --> 00:20:05,007
It's live?

493
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:05,964
Yeah, the whole thing's
going out.

494
00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:07,705
Oh, um...

495
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,403
Just go.
Don't worry.

496
00:20:09,446 --> 00:20:12,232
Keep it real.

497
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:14,103
Th-That's all?

498
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,019
Yeah, that's it.Great. That's great.

499
00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:18,020
Amazing.

500
00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:19,543
Yeah, keep it real.

501
00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:21,502
[sighs]

502
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:23,982
So, what kind of cop
was your old partner?

503
00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:30,250
That is a long story.

504
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,648
♪ There he is [birds chirping]

505
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,347
♪ Playing in his band now

506
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:43,828
♪ Just for kicks

507
00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:48,920
♪ And I shuffle my way up
to the front row ♪

508
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:54,883
♪ Standing still

509
00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:57,233
♪ I can see him singing

510
00:20:57,277 --> 00:21:00,628
♪ With his eyes closed...

511
00:21:00,671 --> 00:21:02,543
FBI DISPATCHER:
Operation Mouse Trap.
Go! Go! Go! Go!

512
00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:06,329
♪ I hope you keep singing
with your ♪

513
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:10,768
♪ Eyes closed

514
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,553
♪ Whoa-oh

515
00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,294
I'm in the south tower.
Heading to the roof.

516
00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:20,691
♪ Oh, but prove yourself

517
00:21:20,735 --> 00:21:25,261
♪ No, you could not have
moved on... ♪

518
00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:28,220
Freeze!
Special Agent Cullen!

519
00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:34,096
♪ Lie to me

520
00:21:34,139 --> 00:21:35,097
Whoa.

521
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,359
Why waste a bullet, right?

522
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:37,795
[laughs]

523
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,276
Hey, that's a pretty
cool line, man.Thanks, man.

524
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,061
Yeah, you should use it when you
tell his widow that he's dead.

525
00:21:43,105 --> 00:21:45,368
I probably will.All right, you
ready to do this?

526
00:21:45,412 --> 00:21:47,979
Let's grip it...And rip it.

527
00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:50,939
Stay down, fuckers!Hey!

528
00:21:50,982 --> 00:21:53,681
CULLEN: On the ground.
On the fucking ground!

529
00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:55,770
[sirens wailing]Anyone else?

530
00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:57,380
DUSTIN: Oh, you killed
that guy, Cullen.

531
00:21:57,424 --> 00:21:59,164
Oh, yeah.You're some kind of psycho.

532
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,209
CULLEN:
That's right.

533
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,472
♪ Oh, I wish you well

534
00:22:02,516 --> 00:22:06,433
♪ Oh,
I wish you well ♪

535
00:22:06,476 --> 00:22:10,698
♪ Oh, I wish you well

536
00:22:10,741 --> 00:22:15,137
♪ Even though my heart
is breaking... ♪

537
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,053
Hey, El Chapshit, keep quiet
and don't say a word,

538
00:22:18,096 --> 00:22:19,794
or there's gonna be trouble.

539
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,839
But if you do
as you're told,

540
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,145
there's still
gonna be trouble.

541
00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:24,625
Right?
Right?

542
00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,453
You little bitch!'Cause we own you,
motherfucker.

543
00:22:26,496 --> 00:22:29,064
We're your bosses. We own you.We will destroy you,
motherfucker!

544
00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:30,892
Boss ladies.
Yeah.

545
00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:32,720
Ugh!Geez, another old guy.

546
00:22:32,763 --> 00:22:34,330
What is this, a
retirement village?

547
00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:37,028
Hey, I saw some hot neo-Nazis
out on the quad doing burpees.

548
00:22:37,072 --> 00:22:38,552
Let's go.
Yes.

549
00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:42,382
♪ Oh, oh, oh

550
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:48,518
♪ There she dreams

551
00:22:48,562 --> 00:22:51,608
♪ Dreaming all the dreams

552
00:22:51,652 --> 00:22:54,959
♪ I used to dream

553
00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:57,701
♪ Whoa-oh, now

554
00:22:57,745 --> 00:23:00,182
♪ Oh, whoa-oh

555
00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:04,099
♪ Oh, but prove

556
00:23:04,142 --> 00:23:08,016
♪ Yourself

557
00:23:08,059 --> 00:23:11,149
♪ No, you could not have

558
00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:15,458
♪ Moved on this well.

559
00:23:18,548 --> 00:23:21,421
MAN:
Guh-doosh.

560
00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:24,424
[whip cracking]

561
00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:27,427
[drums beating, tribal grunt]

562
00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,385
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563
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