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Previously onNo Activity...

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This thing with the tortoise.

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Was it a romantic situation?

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Get out.That's a yes.

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That's
a little cheese.

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For the little mouse.

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Mmm.

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I want to start by saying
that, uh...

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These corruption stories
are true.

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REPORTER:
The disgraced agent
was sentenced

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to six years in prison.BOTH: Ooh...

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Your witness's name
isn't Doris Silva, is it?

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Yeah.
Actually, it is.

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This is awkward.
She didn't make it.

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Goddamn it!

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If you are watching this,
I have flipped.

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Fuck.[glass breaking]

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What was that?Nothing, Yaya.

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[exhales]

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Okay, come on.

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Gonna do this.

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Evening.

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I, uh... I need to
see the chief.

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I'm, uh, possessing
some information

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that will bring down
the Las Hormigas Cartel.

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Okay. Uh, super.

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Uh, just-just
have a seat there.

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No, no, no, uh, I don't
think you understand.

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This is a big deal.

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Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.

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And we are excited
to hear it.

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Uh, please
take a seat.

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We'll get to you
as soon as we can.

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This is a flip.

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Okay.

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OFFICER TOBY:
Very good, thank you.

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Absolutely, I'll send him back.

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Okay.

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Michael,
with the noise complaint?

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You can head back.Thanks.

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What?

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He just arrived.Sir?

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He was here.
He left and he came back.

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Come on.
Hey, cop.

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Get me a coffee.

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Please?

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Oh, God, that smells like shit.

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Oh. No, not shit--

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what, what am I thinking of?

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I'm trying to
think of the right analogy.

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Oh, great.

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There's a hole in my cup...

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OFFICER
Shots fired! Shots fired!

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OFFICER 2:
Take cover!♪ On the lone prairie...

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This is SDPD,
North Central Division.

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We have an active shooter
situation.

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[indistinct radio transmission]

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[lock buzzing]

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[cell door opening]

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GUARD:
All right. Let's go.

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I'm sorry for keeping you.

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I was podcasting.

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I'm Special Agent
Dustin Kasprowicz.

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I'm working on a case...Something smells
like dogshit.

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I don't smell anything.

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Well, I do.
I smell dogshit.

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[sighs]
Did you step
in something?

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[clears throat]

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Says a lot about your character
that you had to check.

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Well, I wanted to make sure
for your sake that I didn't,

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and I'm happy to report
there's nothing there.

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Well, as a fellow
big-nosed guy...
Mm-hmm?

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...I could tell you
that you're fibbing.

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Because I use this one
to smell.

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[long sniff]

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And I smell animal shit.

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[sniffs] I don't smell
anything at all.

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Smell deep.
[long sniff]Now keep in mind,

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I just came in from outside.

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So I'm still smelling,
you know, freedom?

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And maybe that's
what's clogging it up.

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Well, I'll tell you
what's notinside,

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is animals
that shit on the floor.

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So maybe you stepped
on something.
I doubt it.

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So take your fuckin' shoes off

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if you want
to continue.
Excuse me?

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Take my shoes off?

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I'll wait.

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You can hand them
to Phil over here.

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Phil's my guy.

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[sighs]
Thank you.

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There you go.
So...

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I'm working a
case that is...[tsking] Let's wait.

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What were you
gonna say?

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Anyway, I'm working on
a case that I think...

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I... got to tell you
the smell's still there.

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I think it's in your socks.

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You know what?

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Let's just... nip this
right in the bud.

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Here you go,
pal. Thanks.

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I think it's
"nip this in the butt."

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I don't think it is.
I think you're--

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that is, you've
been misinformed.

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What's a bud?

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A plant?
Yeah.

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You're gonna nip something
in the plant?

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What, are you gonna nip it in
the butt?What does that mean?

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[snaps fingers]

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That's a nip?

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Like a kid who's
getting out of control.

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"I told you again to stop.
Oh, you're gonna keep--

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"I told you--
[snaps fingers]

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I'm gonna nip that
in the butt."

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We can agree
to disagree.
Yeah.

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No doubt.
You do look familiar.

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Uh...
Have we met?

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I don't think so.

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I mean, we were both
in law enforcement,

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so, perhaps our
paths crossed.

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I think I know what it is.

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Hmm.
It was the FBI/DEA
joint raid

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at the, um,
what the fuck was it?

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Uh, the Pine-- the, uh,

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The, the mortuary.Resting Pines Mortuary.

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I was at that.I was at that, too.

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With the little girl
with the, uh, with the, uh,

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BOTH:
Missile launcher![chuckling]: Yeah!

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I...

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I killed that girl's--

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I killed that
little girl's father. [chuckles]

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That was you?That was me, man.

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Oh, dude. Well done.Thanks, man.

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You're looking at the guy
that killed her mother.

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Bullshit.
Absolutely.

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Boom.
Scoped her.

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Buddy.
That's cool, man.

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That's really cool.
That's cool.
Holy cow.

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Yeah.
I am shocked
we didn't meet.

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Hey, I'm sorry I was fucking
with you earlier.

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Hey, man.
I shouldn't have.
You're a cool guy.

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We should've figured that
out at the beginning.
Yeah.

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This would've gone
a lot smoother.Water under the bridge.

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Okay, so...
What can I
help you with?

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...here's what
I'm here for.

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Talk to me.I'm chasing El Chappie

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and the Las
Hormigas gang.

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We've got an in right
now with the Devils,

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which is a biker gang that does
a lot of their grunt work,

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where this guy
comes into play.

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Recognize him?

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Yeah, that's Chief.

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Sweetheart.
Good guy.
Good.

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So. Here is a...
updated picture.
Aw, ahh...

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This is the fifth guy
we've lost in the last year.

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He was gonna flip.

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Now we're fucked. Their
shipment's about to come in,

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and once it they get it,
boom, they're ghosts.All right, okay.

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Oh, well,
what you need to do, then,

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you need to talk to his partner.

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[scoffs] I didn't even
know he had a partner.

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That's great.
Yeah.

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Uh, where would I find him,

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and what is his name?His partner's name

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is, uh... Fuck. What the fuck?

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Uh, his partner's name is
why the fuck would I tell you?

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You're nothing to me.

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Put your socks on.

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And your shoes.

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You're embarrassing yourself.

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I'll wait.

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[clears throat]

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[sighs]
Okay.

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Shoes on, so let's get...

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Perfect.

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♪

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[snoring]

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DISPATCH:
Car 34, please report.

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Car 34, no activity.

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Copy that.

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I think the rain has
scared the business away,

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and the girls have
called it a night.

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Pretty boring.

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Well, my grandpa always said

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that the best way
to get rid of boredom

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is to split it with a friend.

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Yeah, that'd be great,
except my friend here

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is, uh, fast asleep.

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Moses is sleeping?

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[laughs]
That guy's hilarious.

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Let me ask you,
does he have his pillow?

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Yeah. Yeah, he brought
his own pillow.

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Who brings their
own pillow to work?

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What kind of message
does that send?

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Hey, he's a character,
that's for sure.

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All right, well, I'm always here
if you want to chew the fat.

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Well, actually, uh,
while I got you there,

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do you have any information

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on the, uh,
the Doris Silva case?

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Doris Silva.

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Uh, extradited prisoner,
murdered earlier this month.

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Yeah. Is there any
update on that?

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Anything you can
tell me, like, uh,

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where the detectives
are looking or...?

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Sorry, friend.
I can't share anything

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on the, uh, Silva case.
I'm sorry.

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I know that's tough.Oh, man,

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you have no idea. I
used to be a detective.

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You know, I'm trying to climb
my way back up, so if you have

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any kind of information,
it could really help me.

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Please, man. Please.

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If you could give
me anything at all,

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I would just owe you big-time.

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Oh, man, I... [sighs]

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I know shouldn't,
but... all right.

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All right.
Let me see what I can do.

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Thank you, man.
Thank you so much.

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I would really appreciate that.

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I really appreciate it.
Thanks, man.

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I'll talk to you soon.
Thank you.

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[snoring]
Sorry, man. Was I
talking too loud?

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Just let me know if I'm
interrupting your...

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Just doing some police work.

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[lock buzzes]

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You know,
sometimes I think...

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maybe I wanted
to get caught.

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Then other times, I think...

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no, I didn't.What is this?

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What transaction are
we even doing here?

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I need your help.
Give me the name,

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and you won't have
to see me anymore.

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What, are you begging?I'm not gonna beg.

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Okay? Are you gonna give me
the name or not?

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'Cause I don't like a beggar,
and if you beg,

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it's not gonna work.

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It's weakness.

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But if you were my friend,
I don't know.

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I do things for my friends.

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I like friendship.

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So, if you were my friend,
maybe I'd help,

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but if you're not my friend,
I don't know,

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but I got to tell you, I'm
a pretty good friend to have.

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Ain't that right, Phil?You're my best friend.

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Not best friends.

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He said you were
his best friend.

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He's not my best friend. Phil?

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To me, you are.To me,
you're not, though.

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I've told you that.
And stop saying that, man.

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You make me look
like a fucking weirdo.

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Understood.

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He's definitely not
my best friend.

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Hey, sounds like you guys
need to work this out.

254
00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:44,430
He hangs near my cell a lot,
but I can't leave.

255
00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:46,084
Uh-huh.So I hear a lot of his stuff,

256
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,303
but I don't give him my stuff.

257
00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:48,391
All right.So it's a one-sided friendship.

258
00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:50,349
Ah.If I was on the outside--

259
00:09:50,393 --> 00:09:52,003
and I'm not afraid
to say this to him,

260
00:09:52,047 --> 00:09:54,310
'cause I have said it to him--
he wouldn't be my friend.

261
00:09:54,353 --> 00:09:57,356
But, Phil, would he still be
your best friend?

262
00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,749
Inside or out,
you're my best friend.

263
00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:01,317
So, inside,
he's in my group of friends.

264
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,492
Mm-hmm.
Outside...

265
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,754
A real zero.

266
00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:05,190
I wouldn't want anything
to do with him.

267
00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:06,670
Yeah. Got it.He's not my kind of guy.

268
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:07,802
Gotcha.

269
00:10:08,846 --> 00:10:10,413
But friendship's
an important thing.

270
00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:11,632
'Cause you can give
friendship to somebody,

271
00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:13,155
and they can do
whatever they want with it.

272
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:14,983
And that's what this is about--
it's about friendship to me.

273
00:10:15,026 --> 00:10:16,375
Do you mind turning around?

274
00:10:16,419 --> 00:10:18,377
Copy.

275
00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:19,901
I don't want to be
friends with him,

276
00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:21,293
but I want to be
friends with you.Here's the thing.

277
00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:23,731
You're my kind of cop.
You got shit done.

278
00:10:23,774 --> 00:10:26,037
Yeah.
You're the kind of
cop that I want

279
00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:27,212
having my back out there.

280
00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:28,649
And right now,

281
00:10:28,692 --> 00:10:30,389
you have an
opportunity

282
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:33,044
to have my
back, okay?
Go ahead.

283
00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:35,612
You give me this name,
your life gets better,

284
00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:38,397
my life gets better,
our friendship gets stronger.

285
00:10:38,441 --> 00:10:41,052
The kind of friendship
we would... become pen pals?

286
00:10:41,096 --> 00:10:42,532
I would love
nothing more

287
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,403
than to drop you a note
every once in a while.

288
00:10:44,447 --> 00:10:46,449
Hell, I'll keep you updated
on how the case is going.

289
00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:48,973
Just so you feel a
little bit of that juice.Fuck the case.

290
00:10:49,017 --> 00:10:50,583
I don't want the case.Fuck the case, then.

291
00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:52,281
I'll tell you about
stuff I'm up to.

292
00:10:52,324 --> 00:10:54,413
Dates and stuff?Yeah, sure.

293
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,415
I mean, I'm just getting over
a thing right now,

294
00:10:56,459 --> 00:10:58,461
so I'm kind of hibernating.

295
00:10:58,504 --> 00:11:01,464
Tell me the story, but would you
mind it in letter form?

296
00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:04,380
Oh, I'll write it to you.Like, "Dear..."
No, like, do... Yeah.

297
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,252
[sighs]

298
00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:08,819
Dear Josh:

299
00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:10,516
Hey, it's me, Dustin.

300
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,692
That's one of my best friends.

301
00:11:11,735 --> 00:11:13,258
I want to
just tell you

302
00:11:13,302 --> 00:11:16,174
a quick story, like I mentioned
when I saw you in prison,

303
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:19,525
about the...
love that I just lost.

304
00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:21,484
Ah, shit, I've been waiting
to hear about this.

305
00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:22,964
I met her
on a case,

306
00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,400
chasing El Chappie.

307
00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:27,142
I ended up having
to infiltrate a...

308
00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,796
I'm not gonna lie--
the letter's getting boring.

309
00:11:30,972 --> 00:11:32,756
Well, anyhow, man...

310
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,932
I'm into this, okay?Great.

311
00:11:34,976 --> 00:11:37,065
And I'm getting close
to wanting to help you out,

312
00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:38,414
but here's what I'm afraid of.

313
00:11:38,457 --> 00:11:40,329
Yeah.I'm afraid you're telling me

314
00:11:40,372 --> 00:11:42,461
what I want to hear
but you don't mean it.

315
00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:44,594
Doesn't it seem like that?
You can turn around, man.

316
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,204
I didn't realize you were
still facing the corner.

317
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,379
Thank you, sir.

318
00:11:47,423 --> 00:11:48,685
Doesn't it kind of
feel that way, Phil?

319
00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:50,034
It does feel like that.

320
00:11:50,078 --> 00:11:51,470
Shut the fuck up, Phil.Here's what I feel like.

321
00:11:51,514 --> 00:11:54,169
Feels like it's prom night
and you're my date.

322
00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:55,605
And I'm excited
about the date,

323
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,694
and you've given me
a lot of promises.

324
00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,870
So I got myself ready.
I got my nails did.

325
00:11:59,914 --> 00:12:02,568
I got my hair perfect.
I got a dress.

326
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:04,527
I spent money, son.

327
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,442
And, finally,
for the first time,

328
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,661
I'm comfortable showing my body.

329
00:12:08,705 --> 00:12:10,446
[chuckles]But I'm afraid you're
gonna stand me up.

330
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:11,708
Is that what's gonna happen?

331
00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:13,579
Are you gonna stand me up
on prom night?

332
00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:15,190
Let's cut the shit.

333
00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:17,496
We both know, if you help me,

334
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:20,543
I can snap my fingers,
get you transferred out of here

335
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:23,241
into a nice
minimum-security prison.

336
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,677
There's one that has
a badminton court.

337
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,593
Hmm... [chuckles softly]

338
00:12:27,637 --> 00:12:28,856
My answer is no.

339
00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,814
[sighs]

340
00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:33,512
♪

341
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:42,260
CLINT:
Please, please,
that's so not necessary.

342
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,089
We have great news, babies.

343
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,048
The data has come back to us

344
00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:49,833
on the first rollout
of the BopBots,

345
00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:53,315
and we are
very, very encouraged.

346
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,883
Mission accomplished!

347
00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:58,146
Guys, come on.
Come on, please.

348
00:12:58,189 --> 00:12:59,364
However...

349
00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:01,453
every up has a down.

350
00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:03,760
And that's just
not me talking.

351
00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:05,196
That's Sir Isaac Newton,

352
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,807
regarded by many
as the father of physics;

353
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:10,636
a lifelong virgin and predictor
of the 2060 apocalypse.

354
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:15,337
And yes, the hat was
a tribute to him.

355
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,643
I-I wasn't gonna
ask about the hat.

356
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:20,516
You said there was a down?Yes, indeed.

357
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:23,606
With the BopBots being
such an unmitigated success,

358
00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:26,435
we will, unfortunately,
have to let a few of you go.

359
00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:28,350
EMPLOYEES: What?Yeah, but don't worry.

360
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,873
You'll be fairly compensated.

361
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,048
How many is a few?

362
00:13:31,092 --> 00:13:32,441
Exactly half.[employees murmuring]

363
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,617
What did I tell you all?

364
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,271
They're replacing us.

365
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:39,796
This list has been e-mailed

366
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,145
to all of you.

367
00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:43,800
If your name
is not on the list,

368
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,802
your contract here has expired.

369
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:47,151
[employees groaning]

370
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,587
JANICE:
Quick, Fats, am I on the list?

371
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:50,589
Am I on the list? Hurry up.Okay, wait, I'm looking.

372
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,461
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Look faster.

373
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,202
Yeah, you're on there.

374
00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:55,681
You're safe.
[sighs]

375
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,858
But I'm fired.
Oh.

376
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,251
Them's the breaks, kiddo.I'm fired?

377
00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:02,079
That doesn't make any sense.

378
00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:04,342
I'm the one who welcomed BopBot.

379
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,779
I'm the one in favor
of new technology.

380
00:14:06,823 --> 00:14:10,174
Yeah, well, like my mom
always told me,

381
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,654
if you're gonna fuck a snake,

382
00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,656
don't cry when you get bit
on the mouse pouch.

383
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:14,962
You got bit.

384
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:16,354
You got bit bad.

385
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,529
CLINT:
Apologies, everyone.

386
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:19,705
Reverse that.

387
00:14:19,749 --> 00:14:22,795
If your name ison the list,

388
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:26,060
your employment here is over.
Sorry, guys.

389
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:28,714
Human error-- which is exactly
why we need the BopBots.

390
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,499
Are you fucking kidding me?

391
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:34,590
Please contact your BopBot
for a reference, Janice.

392
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,896
Adios.

393
00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:37,593
I don't know, Chief.
We're pretty outnumbered.

394
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:39,508
Are you sure you
want to go in?

395
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:40,988
[power window whirring]

396
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:42,641
Yes? You're saying yes?

397
00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,906
Are you sure?
It's a suicide mission.

398
00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,690
Are you 100% positive?

399
00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:51,650
You're a crazy
motherfucker, aren't you?

400
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:55,524
Okay. Let's do it.
[snoring]

401
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,700
Ready to go?
On the count of three.

402
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:00,311
One...

403
00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:03,749
You don't have to nod
every time I say something.

404
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,927
Please stop nodding.
I'm trying to focus.

405
00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:10,234
[sighing]:
Fuck me.

406
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:12,323
What am I doing?

407
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,543
Then you get into
the politics of:

408
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:18,068
what days which group
gets to run the TV.

409
00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:21,071
The inner politics--
beyond fascinating.

410
00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:22,290
Who decides on what?

411
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,769
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you bored?

412
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,641
[yawning]
Yeah, no.Is this story boring to you?

413
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,643
Then why don't you ask me
what I want,

414
00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:28,774
so I can give it to you

415
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,559
so we can move on
with our fucking day?

416
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:32,517
'Cause I don't like this,
and you're not doing anything

417
00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:34,519
for the conversation.
I got to tell all the stories.

418
00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:35,651
Is there something you want?

419
00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:36,739
Well, isn't that
what this is about?

420
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:37,740
Isn't that the game?

421
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:39,307
I do this,
you do that,

422
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,048
then finally you say,
"What is it that you want?"

423
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:42,701
And I tell you what I want,
and then you

424
00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:44,094
give it to me
and I give you the name?

425
00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:45,269
'Cause there is
something I want.

426
00:15:45,313 --> 00:15:46,705
Great. All right, see?

427
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:48,011
Now we're talking.
Yeah.

428
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:49,491
What do we got?

429
00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,363
I miss, uh, the feeling...

430
00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,713
of, uh, pine needles
under my feet.

431
00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:56,672
[sighs]I miss the feeling

432
00:15:56,715 --> 00:16:00,981
of rubbing my face against
a newborn kitten's whiskers.

433
00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:02,808
Especially when
they're just days old.

434
00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:06,203
You know, I also miss
the sounds of dogs barking.

435
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:07,857
Phil, would you mind?

436
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,598
[barking]

437
00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:11,034
[chuckles] Thanks.

438
00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:12,688
Now I don't miss that anymore.

439
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:14,559
Okay. I've listened
to you drone on.

440
00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:16,039
Now you're gonna listen to me.

441
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,823
You're up for parole
in eight months.

442
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,608
I'm either gonna go
to that parole board

443
00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,784
and I'm gonna whisper
sweet nothings in their ear,

444
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:25,222
or I'm gonna whisper sour,
toxic nothings in their ear,

445
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:28,486
and you're gonna stay here
a lot longer than you think.

446
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,618
[mock whimpering]

447
00:16:29,661 --> 00:16:31,402
[laughs]

448
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:35,145
You trying to scare me
into telling you the name

449
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:36,451
so I can leave jail?

450
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:37,887
I'm just telling you what's up.

451
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,845
Let me tell you what's up--
I fucking love jail.

452
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:41,630
I could do 20 more years
standing on my head,

453
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,371
and not for the reasons
you think.

454
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:45,634
Yes, I've made friends, and yes,
the food is pretty good,

455
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:47,070
but that's not the reason.

456
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,246
The reason is, is 'cause
I've learned skills in here.

457
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,247
Oh, really?
Oh, really.

458
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,248
Like what?

459
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:52,597
Like close-up magic.

460
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,512
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.

461
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,905
I know magic.

462
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,472
[sighs]
I don't have time for this.

463
00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:58,603
I'll be hon...

464
00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:00,649
Oh. Wow.

465
00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:01,650
Hmm.

466
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,956
Whew.Do me a favor.

467
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,523
Pick a card.

468
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,569
Seven of diamonds.

469
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,747
[chuckles]
Hey.

470
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,835
That was it. Yeah.

471
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,317
But when you consider
how much time

472
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,755
you have on your hands, it's
actually not that impressive.

473
00:17:19,798 --> 00:17:21,583
Pick another one.Listen to me.

474
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,541
I want that name,
and I want that name right now.

475
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,021
It's getting a little tense,
isn't it?

476
00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:27,676
Phil, how about a tune?[Phil clears throat]

477
00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:32,594
♪ Ave

478
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:36,859
♪ Maria...

479
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,820
DISPATCH:
Car 34, come in.

480
00:17:41,864 --> 00:17:43,474
Car 34. No activity.

481
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:45,563
Uh, any news?

482
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,869
Uh, bad news, I'm afraid.

483
00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:49,132
I really wanted to help,
but the case is tied up

484
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,352
with the Las Hormigas Cartel;
it's all top secret.

485
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:53,484
The boss would kill me
if I shared any details.

486
00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:55,486
I'm sorry, Cullen.
I really wanted to help.

487
00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,140
Yeah, copy that.

488
00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:58,924
Anyway, I appreciate you
trying to help me out.

489
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:01,449
Uh, I didn't catch your name,
by the way.

490
00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:03,538
You can call me Bob.

491
00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:06,541
Bob? You're not Reynolds's
little brother, are you?

492
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,543
You can call me Bob.

493
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,588
Yeah, what's your,
what's your last name, though?

494
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,068
You can call me Bob.

495
00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:18,944
Bob, you're not a robot are you?

496
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:22,557
Ha, ha. That's crazy.
I'm Bob. Can you hear me okay?

497
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,430
Yeah, I can hear you.
I'm asking you: Are you a robot?

498
00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:29,651
Ha, ha. That's crazy.
I'm Bob. Can you hear me okay?

499
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,870
JANICE: Do you really think
these sentient tubes

500
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,829
of bullshit are gonna
improve anything?

501
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:35,178
They already have.

502
00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:36,440
The numbers don't lie.

503
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:38,225
No, but jerk-offs like you do.

504
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:41,663
Simon, grab me an extra large
vanilla ChapStick.

505
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,665
The more you control
the BopBots,

506
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,624
the more programmed it is
to fuck us over.

507
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,191
You know what?
I'll be pretty annoyed

508
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,845
if I've been talking
all night to a robot.

509
00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:51,629
Are you a robot?DISPATCH: No way.

510
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:55,633
Okay, if you're not, just say
the words, "I am not a robot."

511
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,462
Ha, ha. That's crazy.
I'm Bob. Can you hear me okay?

512
00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:00,203
Yes, I can hear you perfectly.

513
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:03,119
Now just repeat after me,
"I am not a robot."

514
00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:04,990
You and I should get food
together sometime.

515
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,514
Do you enjoy pizza?

516
00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:08,690
JANICE: You think
you're such a wizard man,

517
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:11,301
so smart putting all these
people out of work.

518
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,956
It's progress, Janice.
We got to keep moving forward.

519
00:19:13,999 --> 00:19:15,653
But I know what
the endgame is. Hmm?

520
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,308
All it's about is a bunch
of guys sitting around

521
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:19,701
wanting to fuck robots.

522
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,920
And the problem is?

523
00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:23,487
Admit to me that you're a robot.

524
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:24,706
DISPATCH:
You are sounding upset.

525
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,577
Is there anything
I can do to help?

526
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:28,100
Janice, please leave.
You're fired.

527
00:19:28,144 --> 00:19:29,580
Let's get security up here.

528
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:32,279
You can't fire me
because I quit.

529
00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:35,369
But everybody just saw
you get fired, so nah.

530
00:19:35,412 --> 00:19:38,198
Oh, okay, I'm fired.
I better take this with me.No.

531
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,243
Janice, please.
It's gonna be
my new keychain.

532
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:42,550
[grunting]Janice. No, don't.

533
00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:44,595
JANICE:
That's you at night.

534
00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:46,249
Please, I beg you.

535
00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:48,382
Everybody watching?Janice, no.
Don't you dare.

536
00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:50,427
Yeah, I'm fucking upset. I've
been talking to a fucking robot

537
00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:52,037
all night. You're worse
than this fucking guy.

538
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:53,909
You're overreacting, Janice.
Just, like, chill out.

539
00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:55,824
CLINT: No, no, no,
no, Janice, no! No!

540
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:59,219
[feedback, static]

541
00:19:59,262 --> 00:20:01,656
Good morning.

542
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:03,223
[sighs]

543
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,225
[Clint crying]

544
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,234
Oh. I didn't realize I...

545
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:16,627
Ken, grab me another one,
would you?

546
00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:17,802
JANICE:
Oh, you motherfucker.

547
00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:19,761
Fuck all of you!

548
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,415
I am out of here!

549
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,633
And, hey,

550
00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:24,809
you all know he fucked
a tortoise, right?

551
00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:26,202
You fucked a tortoise.

552
00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,770
[laughs]
You fucked it.

553
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,380
Wow, what time is it?

554
00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:33,165
Uh, it's about 45 minutes
before the end of our shift.

555
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,732
So congratulations,

556
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,431
you've managed to sleep
the entire shift.

557
00:20:37,474 --> 00:20:40,260
Thanks.
You're welcome.

558
00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:42,349
How do you
do it, man?

559
00:20:42,392 --> 00:20:44,307
I bring a pillow.

560
00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,353
No, I mean, how do you
not care? I--

561
00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:48,398
And I don't mean that
as a judgement, I mean,

562
00:20:48,442 --> 00:20:50,444
I want to know
how do you do your job

563
00:20:50,487 --> 00:20:52,272
and just not care so much?

564
00:20:52,315 --> 00:20:55,187
You just catch
the fish you need.

565
00:20:55,231 --> 00:20:57,494
What is that
supposed to mean?

566
00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:59,061
Well, you're asking me
why I'm sleeping,

567
00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:02,456
why I'm not still out there
catching the fish.

568
00:21:02,499 --> 00:21:04,893
Oh, okay, is this a fable and
in the fable we're fishermen?

569
00:21:04,936 --> 00:21:07,069
It's a parable,
and, yeah, we're fishermen.

570
00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:08,636
Uh-huh. That wasn't clear.

571
00:21:08,679 --> 00:21:10,768
What are the fish to you?
Is it success?

572
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,466
Is it money?

573
00:21:12,509 --> 00:21:14,729
Yeah, I like
those fish, sure.

574
00:21:14,772 --> 00:21:16,687
For me, it's just,
right now,

575
00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:19,211
in my... in my brain,
they're fish.
Okay.

576
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:22,389
So?
But what would I do
with all those fish?

577
00:21:22,432 --> 00:21:26,131
You say, I can sell the fish
and make some money

578
00:21:26,175 --> 00:21:28,917
and buy a big boat,
and then, you know,

579
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,006
sail out to deeper waters,
colder waters,

580
00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:32,964
where, you know,
it gets dangerous.

581
00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:35,402
Mm.And with all those fish,
you could

582
00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:38,187
sell 'em for lots
and lots of money.Right.

583
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:42,147
And then hire a crew, just do
all the catching for you.

584
00:21:42,191 --> 00:21:44,628
But then what am I gonna do?

585
00:21:44,672 --> 00:21:46,674
Well, I guess you're a
very successful fisherman,

586
00:21:46,717 --> 00:21:50,808
so you would, uh,
sit back, relax,

587
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,463
enjoy your...
fishing success.

588
00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,772
Yeah.

589
00:21:57,815 --> 00:21:58,990
Yeah.

590
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:00,818
[sighs]
I see.

591
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,907
That's... You're
relaxing now.

592
00:22:02,951 --> 00:22:05,606
It's a very... circular...

593
00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:08,348
parable.

594
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,395
Come on, man.

595
00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:14,441
Just... try it out.

596
00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:15,877
Oh, no.It's the cool side.

597
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,096
Yeah, that's...Just a few minutes.

598
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,794
You know you want to.

599
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,665
I don't really want to.

600
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,014
Just try. You...

601
00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:24,712
Just try.

602
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,544
[sighs]

603
00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:41,946
[gentle melody plays]

604
00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:54,132
PHIL:
♪ ...never even knew ya

605
00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:56,918
♪ Ah-ah-ah-vay

606
00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:58,746
♪ Mari...

607
00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:00,443
♪ Ee-ee-ee

608
00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:02,663
♪ Ee-ee-ee

609
00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:04,012
♪ Ah.

610
00:23:04,055 --> 00:23:05,840
Phil,

611
00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,755
that... was... gorgeous.

612
00:23:07,798 --> 00:23:10,018
Those are not the words
to that song, though.

613
00:23:10,061 --> 00:23:11,889
"Ave Maria,
I never really knew ya"?

614
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,543
I was just going with it.Well,

615
00:23:13,587 --> 00:23:16,241
this has been fun,
but I got to go.

616
00:23:16,285 --> 00:23:17,852
You want to know what I want?

617
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:26,861
I want you...
to contact my wife Tammy.

618
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:28,602
She's okay with this.

619
00:23:28,645 --> 00:23:30,212
And I want you
to go in our sauna.

620
00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:32,040
We have a sauna in our house.

621
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,259
And she knows
how hot to make it.

622
00:23:34,303 --> 00:23:35,739
You just follow her rules.

623
00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:38,655
You guys are gonna drink
two bottles of Chardonnay.

624
00:23:38,699 --> 00:23:40,614
Then you're gonna have sex.

625
00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:42,964
She's gonna be on top,
she's gonna do all the work.

626
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,270
So you're gonna have
her smell all over.

627
00:23:45,314 --> 00:23:47,882
Then you're gonna drive
straight here,

628
00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:50,493
and I'm gonna smell you
from knees to tits,

629
00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,277
front and back,
for ten straight minutes,

630
00:23:52,321 --> 00:23:53,844
no talking.

631
00:23:53,888 --> 00:23:56,281
Then you're gonna leave, and
we're never gonna discuss it,

632
00:23:56,325 --> 00:23:58,501
and we will never
make eye contact.

633
00:23:58,545 --> 00:24:01,896
You do that...
I give you the name.

634
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:04,507
I just miss the smell
of that woman.

635
00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:06,378
That's the air I breathe,
that's my freedom.

636
00:24:06,422 --> 00:24:08,598
Deal.
[chuckles]

637
00:24:08,642 --> 00:24:11,122
Great.
Oh, yes!

638
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,211
[sighs]
Or...

639
00:24:13,255 --> 00:24:15,953
I could just arrange for her to
come in for a conjugal visit.

640
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:17,738
They don't... they don't
do those anymore. Those are...

641
00:24:17,781 --> 00:24:19,609
That's just an idea from the
movies. It's not a real thing.

642
00:24:19,653 --> 00:24:21,916
Oh, it's a veryreal thing.No, it isn't.

643
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,527
Phil told me
they don't exist.No, they've stopped doing those.

644
00:24:24,571 --> 00:24:27,530
I don't know who gave Phil that
information, but he's wrong.

645
00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:29,576
There's a fuck box
right behind this prison.

646
00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:32,143
I want to go
in the fuck box with Tammy.Done.

647
00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:36,452
You promise
that I can trust you?

648
00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:38,889
I do.

649
00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:44,547
This is me writing down
Chief's partner's name,

650
00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:46,941
and if you can get that done,
then this is yours.

651
00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:48,029
We have a deal?
Absolutely.

652
00:24:48,072 --> 00:24:49,465
Okay, good.
Great.

653
00:24:49,509 --> 00:24:50,988
Then this is yours.
Great.

654
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,990
Great. Magic.
[sighs]

655
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,557
Phil, do you mind
coming over here?

656
00:24:54,601 --> 00:24:56,864
On my way.Thanks.

657
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:01,782
Do you mind putting two fingers
into Phil's mouth

658
00:25:01,825 --> 00:25:03,348
and seeing what you find?

659
00:25:03,392 --> 00:25:05,916
Ugh.

660
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,136
Oh. Really?

661
00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:09,485
I insist.

662
00:25:09,529 --> 00:25:11,661
You'll want to.

663
00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:13,663
Oh.

664
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,318
[groans]

665
00:25:16,361 --> 00:25:17,580
Ugh.
Deeper.

666
00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:21,541
No. Don't tell me. No!

667
00:25:22,629 --> 00:25:24,761
"Gary Westbrook." Hmm.

668
00:25:24,805 --> 00:25:27,111
Thank you very much,
Haldeman. [laughs]
Magic.

669
00:25:27,155 --> 00:25:28,939
Thank you
about the Tammy thing.It's been a pleasure.

670
00:25:28,983 --> 00:25:31,159
Very excited
to have sex with her.And thank you, Victor.

671
00:25:31,202 --> 00:25:32,943
Of course. Yeah.Great work.

672
00:25:32,987 --> 00:25:34,292
Oh!

673
00:25:34,336 --> 00:25:37,513
Turns out Phil's real
name is Victor. [laughs]

674
00:25:37,557 --> 00:25:39,167
See... [groans]

675
00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,126
...down at the bureau, they've
got this crazy department

676
00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:45,129
that just does focus groups
and psychological testing.

677
00:25:45,173 --> 00:25:47,262
You know, in this
case, to find out

678
00:25:47,305 --> 00:25:49,569
what names people
find trustworthy.

679
00:25:49,612 --> 00:25:52,659
Turns out, Phil is a
very trustworthy name.

680
00:25:52,702 --> 00:25:54,138
Victor-- not so much.

681
00:25:54,182 --> 00:25:56,314
Duplicitous,
secretive.

682
00:25:56,358 --> 00:25:58,055
People don't
trust Victors.

683
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,797
They do trust Phils.

684
00:26:00,841 --> 00:26:03,191
[laughing]:
When you threw my boots,

685
00:26:03,234 --> 00:26:04,845
oh, my God.[laughs]
Well...

686
00:26:04,888 --> 00:26:07,021
That was amazing.That was just off
the top of my head. I...

687
00:26:07,064 --> 00:26:08,805
All right, eat
shit, asshole.

688
00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:10,067
[both laugh]

689
00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,634
Oh, man.

690
00:26:11,678 --> 00:26:13,636
It was so good.
It was so good.

691
00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:17,640
I'm sorry.

692
00:26:17,684 --> 00:26:19,207
It got real for me, too.

693
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,643
DUSTIN:
Victor!

694
00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:22,645
I'm coming. I'm sorry.

695
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:27,824
WOMAN [over radio]:
The victim,
Gavin "Chief" Reed, Jr.,

696
00:26:27,868 --> 00:26:29,609
was a known felon

697
00:26:29,652 --> 00:26:31,045
who was apparently
turning witness

698
00:26:31,088 --> 00:26:33,177
against
the Las Hormigas Cartel

699
00:26:33,221 --> 00:26:35,397
when he was shot dead
by a sniper

700
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,226
in the foyer of the San Diego
Police Department.

701
00:26:38,269 --> 00:26:40,271
♪

702
00:26:48,453 --> 00:26:50,151
[sighs]

703
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,196
♪

704
00:26:55,112 --> 00:26:57,375
♪ I see saints

705
00:26:58,768 --> 00:27:02,337
♪ I see angels

706
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:06,428
♪ Reaching out

707
00:27:06,471 --> 00:27:10,214
♪ To touch my hand

708
00:27:10,258 --> 00:27:14,001
♪ But I will not

709
00:27:14,044 --> 00:27:17,047
♪ Be forsaken

710
00:27:18,788 --> 00:27:21,748
♪ To live and die

711
00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:26,404
♪ In sugarland

712
00:27:26,448 --> 00:27:29,407
♪ To live and die

713
00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:34,195
♪ In sugarland

714
00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:37,198
♪ To live and die

715
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:40,201
♪ In sugarland.

716
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:42,203
[vocalizing]

717
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,078
MAN:
Guh-doosh.

718
00:27:48,122 --> 00:27:51,081
[whip cracking]

719
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:51,952
[drums beating, tribal grunt]

720
00:27:53,431 --> 00:27:54,432
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721
00:27:56,086 --> 00:27:56,130
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