1 00:00:08,377 --> 00:00:09,987 Previously onNo Activity... 2 00:00:10,031 --> 00:00:11,554 Hey, Leon. What's up?Good evening. 3 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:14,035 I'm Senior Detective Leon Fordham, Internal Affairs. 4 00:00:14,078 --> 00:00:15,384 It's me, Tolbeck. 5 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:17,560 We went deep-sea fishing together. 6 00:00:17,603 --> 00:00:19,953 Think you have me confused with someone else. 7 00:00:19,997 --> 00:00:22,956 You fucked up. And when our boss finds out, 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,349 we're gonna get liquidated. 9 00:00:24,393 --> 00:00:26,699 [electrical crackling, electricity powers down] 10 00:00:26,743 --> 00:00:27,918 You killed BopBot. 11 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,746 I said it was an accident. 12 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:31,356 CHIEF: I should go by myself, 13 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,010 ask for a second chance. 14 00:00:33,054 --> 00:00:35,012 Hey, Chief. You be safe, okay? 15 00:00:35,056 --> 00:00:39,799 Good times. Good times. 16 00:00:44,369 --> 00:00:46,067 TOLBECK: Hey, there's my guy. 17 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,155 Hey, buddy. How are you? 18 00:00:47,198 --> 00:00:48,373 Good.Good. 19 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:49,983 Looks like we're doing a bonus shift. 20 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:51,507 Yeah.Who are you partnered with tonight? 21 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,030 Oh, God. Woods. He would not shut up 22 00:00:53,074 --> 00:00:54,727 about his divorce and how it's the greatest... 23 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:56,338 "It's the greatest thing that ever happened to me." 24 00:00:56,381 --> 00:00:58,079 Yeah.Yeah, he's very sad. 25 00:00:58,122 --> 00:00:59,341 I know. I was with Rios. 26 00:00:59,384 --> 00:01:01,038 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like him, 27 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:02,953 but I think he was trying to get me to invest 28 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,302 in his sister's pest control business. 29 00:01:04,346 --> 00:01:06,391 Forget-a-bug-it? Yeah, he tried that on me last week. 30 00:01:06,435 --> 00:01:08,219 Yeah, they have a humane way 31 00:01:08,263 --> 00:01:10,830 of killing the insects, but I don't know. 32 00:01:10,874 --> 00:01:11,962 Listen, with this thing, 33 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,920 let's just ten minutes in and out, okay? 34 00:01:13,964 --> 00:01:15,183 Ten minutes at a retirement party? 35 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:17,098 I don't trust Leon. I don't want to spend 36 00:01:17,141 --> 00:01:18,751 any more time with him than we have to. 37 00:01:18,795 --> 00:01:20,013 Honestly, I wouldn't even be going 38 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:22,103 unless he told me that you were going first. 39 00:01:22,146 --> 00:01:23,408 Aw. The only reason I'm coming 40 00:01:23,452 --> 00:01:25,018 is 'cause he told me you were going. 41 00:01:25,062 --> 00:01:26,846 Oh, goddamn... This is a Leon trap. 42 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:28,326 See, we're out.But wait, I got him... 43 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,241 No, we're out. I got him a retirement gift. 44 00:01:30,285 --> 00:01:32,156 No, I don't think... you know, I don't think 45 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,766 this is a retirement party. 46 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,768 I think it's just Leon messing with us again. 47 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:37,553 Well, who cares? I mean, really, it's... 48 00:01:37,596 --> 00:01:39,076 you know, it's just me and you 49 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,078 having a drink at the end of a shift. 50 00:01:41,122 --> 00:01:43,211 When was the last time we did that? 51 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:45,648 Okay, but let's just not play his games, 52 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:47,476 you know what I mean?All right, no games. 53 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:50,087 No.We'll find a nice, quiet corner away from the crowd. 54 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:51,219 Okay. All right. Okay? 55 00:01:51,262 --> 00:01:52,524 And you know what, actually, 56 00:01:52,568 --> 00:01:53,917 let's just tell him everything up front 57 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,136 so he can't blindside us. 58 00:01:55,179 --> 00:01:56,876 Okay, I'm gonna tell him everything 59 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,922 about the extradition debacle, the murder of the witness, 60 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:00,097 the death knock, just everything. 61 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:01,925 Okay. Hey, you know, we should come up 62 00:02:01,968 --> 00:02:04,406 with a safe word when we want to get out of there. 63 00:02:04,449 --> 00:02:06,669 Yes. How about "the"? 64 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,671 "The"?Yeah, it's really subtle. 65 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:10,194 He'll never guess it's our safe word. 66 00:02:10,238 --> 00:02:12,240 Okay. And if he wants us to sing again... 67 00:02:12,283 --> 00:02:14,416 Keep it short and upbeat.No, we refuse. No singing. 68 00:02:14,459 --> 00:02:16,026 Okay. No singing. Okay. 69 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,202 Hey, do you want to see what I got him? Not really. 70 00:02:18,246 --> 00:02:19,551 Oh, that's actually nice. 71 00:02:19,595 --> 00:02:21,031 Yeah, it's a geode. 72 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,946 Nature's shy diamond.Wow. 73 00:02:22,989 --> 00:02:25,078 Yeah, I've really been getting into geodes lately. 74 00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:26,819 Have you been down to Geode Ahoy? 75 00:02:26,863 --> 00:02:28,169 It's on the pier.No, I haven't. 76 00:02:28,212 --> 00:02:29,822 It's an amazing store.Oh, actually, 77 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,955 could you put my name in the card just in case? 78 00:02:31,998 --> 00:02:33,478 No way. I bought this for him. 79 00:02:33,522 --> 00:02:34,697 Oh, come on, Tolbeck. 80 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:36,220 Aw, you big, sweet dummy. 81 00:02:36,264 --> 00:02:37,830 [chuckles] You don't think 82 00:02:37,874 --> 00:02:39,658 I didn't put your name on this card already? 83 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:40,920 Oh, okay. 84 00:02:40,964 --> 00:02:42,095 "Congratulations. Dear Leon: 85 00:02:42,139 --> 00:02:44,097 "Sayonara, tension. Hello, pension. 86 00:02:44,141 --> 00:02:45,795 Love, Cullen and Tolbeck"? 87 00:02:45,838 --> 00:02:48,145 Come on. What? I put your name first. 88 00:02:48,189 --> 00:02:49,451 No, "love"? Not appropriate. 89 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:51,061 No, no, d-don't scratch it out. I don't... 90 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,063 He'll know that we... [sighs] Don't care. 91 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,458 "Best wishes, Cullen and Tolbeck." 92 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:58,111 Fine. Okay? You ready to do this? 93 00:02:58,155 --> 00:03:00,157 Yes. Let's do it. 94 00:03:00,201 --> 00:03:01,463 LEON: Surprise! 95 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:05,206 [yells, grunts] 96 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:08,165 Why are we being surprised? It's your party. 97 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:10,167 That's why it's surprising. I flipped it. 98 00:03:10,211 --> 00:03:13,257 Cullen, I dropped thegeode. 99 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:15,999 Come on in here, party people. Who wants cocaine? 100 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:18,001 ♪ 101 00:03:18,044 --> 00:03:19,611 Just kidding. Come on, guys. 102 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,572 So... 103 00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:26,836 Janice hates technology 104 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:29,404 and is scared of the future. 105 00:03:29,447 --> 00:03:30,796 True? 106 00:03:31,971 --> 00:03:33,234 A shrug is your answer? 107 00:03:33,277 --> 00:03:35,018 Sure. 108 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:38,195 Janice, can I share with you the story of Dave? 109 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,979 No.Well, I'm going to anyway. 110 00:03:40,023 --> 00:03:44,506 Dave was one of the first Homogenus, 111 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:46,638 Homo habilis, 112 00:03:46,682 --> 00:03:50,251 and lived not too far from here about 2.8 million years ago. 113 00:03:50,294 --> 00:03:54,080 And Dave, by all accounts, was a great guy. 114 00:03:54,124 --> 00:03:55,430 He was sociable. 115 00:03:55,473 --> 00:03:57,258 He was a bit of a prankster. 116 00:03:57,301 --> 00:03:59,172 By what accounts?It doesn't matter. 117 00:03:59,216 --> 00:04:02,741 If you needed to dig a hole, Dave was your guy. 118 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:05,744 Until one day, a more evolved Homo habilis 119 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,094 discovered that the shoulder blade from an ox 120 00:04:08,138 --> 00:04:10,314 made a great digging tool. 121 00:04:10,358 --> 00:04:11,620 Mm. What was his name? 122 00:04:11,663 --> 00:04:12,882 Eric.Eric? Oh, wow. 123 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:14,100 A lot of middle-class 124 00:04:14,144 --> 00:04:15,667 white guy names back then, huh? 125 00:04:15,711 --> 00:04:19,454 But Dave, for all his great qualities, was stubborn. 126 00:04:19,497 --> 00:04:21,064 [chuckling]: Okay, I get it. 127 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:23,066 I'm Dave in this story, right? Fuck you. 128 00:04:23,109 --> 00:04:26,199 Why don't we talk about what this really is about, shall we? 129 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:29,333 Dave didn't want to use the ox blade 130 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:34,686 even though the ox blade was only there to help him. 131 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:35,905 Eventually, 132 00:04:35,948 --> 00:04:37,994 Dave became such a deadweight 133 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:39,996 that they smashed his head in 134 00:04:40,039 --> 00:04:41,606 and they all laughed 135 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:45,218 and called him a fucking idiot because they all hated him. 136 00:04:45,262 --> 00:04:48,221 Are we gonna talk about what this really is about or not?! 137 00:04:48,265 --> 00:04:51,224 This is about you failing to adapt to the BopBots. 138 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:53,357 This isn't about fucking robots. 139 00:04:53,401 --> 00:04:55,316 Don't you dare call them robots. 140 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:57,361 This is about you and me 16 years ago, 141 00:04:57,405 --> 00:04:58,928 when we made that pact 142 00:04:58,971 --> 00:05:00,538 that we were gonna leave our spouses 143 00:05:00,582 --> 00:05:03,019 and run off together, but I bailed on you. 144 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:04,455 That's what this is about. 145 00:05:04,499 --> 00:05:07,240 Here we are face-to-face, so let's talk about it. 146 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:10,026 Close the door. 147 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:12,202 ♪ 148 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:16,859 I love it. 149 00:05:16,902 --> 00:05:19,252 Thank you. 150 00:05:19,296 --> 00:05:20,863 And now it's unique. 151 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:22,299 Well, every geode is unique. 152 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:25,041 That's what makes them wildly unpredictable. 153 00:05:25,084 --> 00:05:26,303 Huh. I did not know that. 154 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:28,174 Mm-hmm.Oh, and sorry. 155 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:30,220 Card. [chuckles] 156 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,526 "Congratulations." 157 00:05:36,313 --> 00:05:38,141 That's lovely. 158 00:05:38,184 --> 00:05:40,012 Thank you again. 159 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:41,362 You're welcome. 160 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:42,450 Welcome. 161 00:05:47,237 --> 00:05:48,891 Ginseng. 162 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:51,502 Ginseng? 163 00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:54,505 You're wondering how my hair grew back, right? 164 00:05:54,549 --> 00:05:56,507 Right. Ginseng. 165 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:58,422 Wow. Wow. Oh. Yeah. 166 00:05:58,466 --> 00:06:00,685 They say you should shelve it for maximum growth, 167 00:06:00,729 --> 00:06:02,383 but that's optional. 168 00:06:02,426 --> 00:06:05,124 Shelve it? Like, what, put it on a shelf? 169 00:06:05,168 --> 00:06:07,213 [snickering]: Yeah, yeah. Your internal shelf. 170 00:06:07,257 --> 00:06:09,215 [chuckling]: My internal shelf. 171 00:06:09,259 --> 00:06:10,608 What, you mean like my tush? 172 00:06:10,652 --> 00:06:12,828 Yeah. But that's optional. 173 00:06:12,871 --> 00:06:14,743 So, Leon, where is everybody else? 174 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:16,397 It's a party, no?Oh, yeah, no. 175 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,833 The fellas are coming later.Great. 176 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:20,226 Yeah, I invited you two a little extra early, you know, 177 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,054 so we could hang, just the three of us. 178 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:23,578 Ah.[Tolbeck laughs] 179 00:06:23,621 --> 00:06:24,970 Yeah. You ever throw a big party, 180 00:06:25,014 --> 00:06:27,190 and then the next day, you think, 181 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:30,149 "Oh, man, I-I hardly got to chat with my best buds"? 182 00:06:30,193 --> 00:06:32,021 BOTH: Mm.I did not want that to happen. 183 00:06:32,064 --> 00:06:35,067 Hey. Did I hear you're dating Sophie Beyers? 184 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:37,026 Yeah. Yeah. Nice. 185 00:06:37,069 --> 00:06:38,897 Thank you.Yeah, I been there. 186 00:06:40,029 --> 00:06:41,334 You've been there? Where? 187 00:06:41,378 --> 00:06:43,293 All the way there. 188 00:06:44,599 --> 00:06:46,427 You're saying you and Sophie... 189 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:47,602 Yeah. No, that's... that's not true. 190 00:06:47,645 --> 00:06:49,560 It's not true. 191 00:06:49,604 --> 00:06:52,824 Well, it felt pretty true at the time. 192 00:06:52,868 --> 00:06:54,391 Okay, Leon, I'm just gonna say it. 193 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:55,827 If this is, uh, really a going-away thing, 194 00:06:55,871 --> 00:06:57,089 then that's great, and I wish you 195 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:58,439 the best of luck-- we both do-- 196 00:06:58,482 --> 00:07:00,266 but if this is some kind of game, 197 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:03,400 I'm gonna be pissed, okay?I would never. 198 00:07:03,444 --> 00:07:05,533 Is this about Doris Silva?I don't know who that is. 199 00:07:05,576 --> 00:07:07,622 That's the prisoner I extradited from Kansas, yeah? 200 00:07:07,665 --> 00:07:09,493 That's not my business.It's about the motel? 201 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:10,973 I...About the hospital? 202 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:12,191 Don't know what you're...Officer Brock? 203 00:07:12,235 --> 00:07:13,236 I...The death knock? 204 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:14,759 No.I botched that, okay? 205 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,326 I admit... I freely admit I botched that. 206 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,240 I panicked. I told a little girl 207 00:07:17,283 --> 00:07:18,284 that her mom was dead. 208 00:07:18,328 --> 00:07:20,199 I was there. It was not pretty. 209 00:07:20,243 --> 00:07:22,332 No, it wasn't pretty. And if that's what this is about, 210 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,334 just tell me, okay? Just spare me your games. 211 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,815 The only game I'm interested in, Officers... 212 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:30,340 ...is Pin the Junk on the Hunk. 213 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,864 It's a sexy adult take 214 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:34,257 on the beloved children's party game, 215 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,651 Pin the Tail on the Donkey. 216 00:07:36,694 --> 00:07:37,739 Fun. Right? 217 00:07:37,782 --> 00:07:39,523 We're not playing that. 218 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,394 I'm not interested in the-the cop stuff anymore. 219 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:43,309 Okay? I'm done. I'm out. 220 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:45,790 So, no more... 221 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:51,013 ...no more police questions, 222 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:52,536 Officer Cullen. 223 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:54,538 Understand? 224 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:58,586 That's behind me, and I'm looking forward. 225 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:00,457 Well, come here. 226 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:02,198 Sit beside me. Look out my windshield. 227 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:03,416 Uh, it's fine. Come on. 228 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,679 I-I want to illustrate my point. 229 00:08:04,722 --> 00:08:06,507 Okay, okay, yeah.You sit next to me. 230 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:07,464 Pretend I'm driving on the right. 231 00:08:07,508 --> 00:08:09,901 Right. [sighs] Okay. 232 00:08:09,945 --> 00:08:11,294 What do you see? 233 00:08:11,337 --> 00:08:12,643 I don't know. 234 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,689 LEON: I see... 235 00:08:14,732 --> 00:08:16,429 snow. 236 00:08:16,473 --> 00:08:18,083 Do you see the snow? Sure. 237 00:08:18,127 --> 00:08:19,650 Yeah.Wait, wait, wait. 238 00:08:19,694 --> 00:08:22,610 Is that snow, or is that... 239 00:08:22,653 --> 00:08:25,047 cocaine? 240 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,049 [laughs] 241 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:28,920 Leon, I thought you were just kidding about the cocaine. 242 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:31,488 Does it look like I'm kidding, Jon Snow? 243 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:32,837 [laughs] 244 00:08:32,881 --> 00:08:34,926 Winter is coming... up your nose! 245 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:36,232 CULLEN: Okay, we get it, we get it. 246 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,233 Do you? Yeah. 247 00:08:37,276 --> 00:08:38,234 All right, well, 248 00:08:38,277 --> 00:08:39,452 you want to blow the whistle 249 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:40,889 on this, Eddie Snowden?No, no, it's fine. 250 00:08:40,932 --> 00:08:42,107 We're not gonna... I think it's 251 00:08:42,151 --> 00:08:44,240 a no from us on the cocaine. 252 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:46,677 All the more grade A cocaine for me. 253 00:08:46,721 --> 00:08:48,897 [snorts] 254 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,725 Oh, that's good cocaine. [sniffles] 255 00:08:53,858 --> 00:08:56,513 ♪ 256 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:02,867 Come on, Chief. 257 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:04,565 Come on. 258 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:07,698 Oh, man. 259 00:09:07,742 --> 00:09:09,744 [sighs] 260 00:09:12,007 --> 00:09:14,575 [sighs] Yaya. 261 00:09:14,618 --> 00:09:17,708 Hey, I'm gonna call my own phone, okay? 262 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:19,449 JUDY: Huh? 263 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:23,235 I-I'm gonna call my own phone to make sure that it works, dear. 264 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,628 What? 265 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:26,935 Yaya, don't worry about it. 266 00:09:26,978 --> 00:09:29,024 I'm calling myself. 267 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:36,161 [cell phone ringing]Gary, your phone is ringing. 268 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:38,903 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Thank you. 269 00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:41,210 Are you going to answer it? 270 00:09:41,253 --> 00:09:44,213 It was just me, Yaya. 271 00:09:44,256 --> 00:09:46,041 You should check your voice mail. 272 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:48,565 There might be a voice mail. 273 00:09:48,609 --> 00:09:50,915 I was waiting on a call from Chief. 274 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:52,700 It's okay. Thank you. 275 00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:55,441 Was it Chief?Fu... 276 00:09:55,485 --> 00:09:59,141 No, Yaya, it was me. I did it. Don't worry about it. 277 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,751 Thank you. 278 00:10:00,795 --> 00:10:02,623 Is it time for my tea? 279 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,929 [strained laugh] Y-Yes! 280 00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:06,409 Yes. 281 00:10:06,452 --> 00:10:08,411 It's time for your tea, sweetie. 282 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:10,413 Okay, okay. 283 00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:12,981 You don't have to get up, Yaya. 284 00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:15,374 It's fine. Just have a seat. 285 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:16,985 Okay. Thank you. 286 00:10:17,028 --> 00:10:19,596 You're fine. You're welcome. 287 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,032 [sighs] 288 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:23,600 Who was on the phone, Gary? 289 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:24,645 [chuckles] Fuck! 290 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,996 Well, uh... 291 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:30,607 You know what, it's been a great night, but...Mm. 292 00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:32,827 Oh, you're-you're leaving?We should, yeah. 293 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,959 We got to... Yeah. Oh. 294 00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:36,221 Yeah. 295 00:10:36,265 --> 00:10:39,660 Well, um, thanks for stopping by. 296 00:10:39,703 --> 00:10:42,227 Sure.Gonna miss you guys. 297 00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:44,403 Oh, we'll miss you, too.Mm. 298 00:10:44,447 --> 00:10:46,841 Is that why you crossed out "love" on my card? 299 00:10:49,844 --> 00:10:51,106 I'm kidding. 300 00:10:52,368 --> 00:10:53,935 I know you guys don't love me, 301 00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:58,287 and it would've been dishonest to write that you did, so... 302 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:00,550 I'll walk you out.No, no. You don't need to. 303 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,030 Oh! 304 00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:04,728 Are you okay?No! It's my heart! 305 00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:06,164 Oh, God.[groans] 306 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,818 Oh, must've been all that good cocaine I did. 307 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,733 You know what, I'll call an ambulance. 308 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,343 No, I got it, I got it. 309 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:13,606 Help! I'm having a heart attack! 310 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:16,174 [groaning] They're on the way.Who's on their way? 311 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,524 'Cause you didn't say who you were or where you were. 312 00:11:18,568 --> 00:11:19,961 Stand back. 313 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,223 Oh, God, strippers. 314 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,572 How'd the paramedics get here so quick? 315 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,878 They're obviously strippers.Really? 316 00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:25,401 They have a boom box. 317 00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,359 We're losing him! 318 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:28,883 He's getting cold.TOLBECK: Warm him up! 319 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:30,754 How do you think they're gonna warm him up? 320 00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:33,191 Doctor, what should we do? 321 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,671 Paramedics aren't doctors, but go on. 322 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:36,760 There's only one way to heat him up. 323 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:39,632 [music skipping] 324 00:11:39,676 --> 00:11:41,765 Oh, I think you might be right.You think so? 325 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,854 [dance music playing][laughing] 326 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,638 Yeah! 327 00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:46,770 Now it's a party! 328 00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:49,120 [whoops] 329 00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:51,819 [dance music continues] 330 00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:56,780 Let's just talk about that day. 331 00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:59,000 I mean, there are things that I need to say to you, 332 00:11:59,043 --> 00:12:01,567 and I'm sure there are things that you need to say to me. 333 00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:03,656 You want to talk about that day? I do. 334 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,876 Let's talk about it, 'cause I really want to. 335 00:12:07,704 --> 00:12:10,489 That day, you see, 336 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:15,886 I spent years training myself to forget it. 337 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:17,888 It wasn't until that first boarding call 338 00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,760 that it really started to dawn on me. 339 00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:21,849 Till then, I just thought you were late, as usual. 340 00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:23,894 But I think, deep down, 341 00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:27,289 I knew you weren't coming, and that's when I called you. 342 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,812 You remember what you said? 343 00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:32,076 I don't remember.You said, "I can't." 344 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,949 That was it. 345 00:12:34,992 --> 00:12:37,473 No "I'm sorry." 346 00:12:37,516 --> 00:12:40,389 No "I need more time." 347 00:12:40,432 --> 00:12:42,783 Just "I can't." 348 00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:45,611 Huh, that sounds like me.So I flew to Lima, 349 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:48,832 and I took a boat out to the Galápagos. 350 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:52,531 For the first week, I didn't leave my tent. 351 00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:54,707 I was broken. 352 00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:57,710 Finally, around 3:00 or 4:00 a.m., 353 00:12:57,754 --> 00:13:00,061 I stepped outside, and right in front of me 354 00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:03,499 was a giant tortoise, as if he'd been there the whole time 355 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,849 just waiting for me to poke my head out. 356 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:09,853 He nuzzled into my shoulder. 357 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:12,813 So much more playful than I imagined. 358 00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:16,729 Such... a connection. 359 00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:19,776 I ended up climbing on his back 360 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,952 and pushing 361 00:13:21,996 --> 00:13:26,348 my whole body onto his. 362 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:31,832 So this is what we did, night after night, 363 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,050 he would come to my tent 364 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,879 and we would bond. 365 00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:37,881 I guess eventually his resilience rubbed off on me. 366 00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:39,927 Did you know that they can survive a year 367 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,754 without food or water? 368 00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:43,931 Whoa. 369 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,934 Nothing can hurt them. 370 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:48,805 I was attracted to that. 371 00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:52,853 That experience changed me, Janice. 372 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,898 How long were you there for?About five months, 373 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:58,249 until one night a ranger saw us together, and that was that. 374 00:13:58,293 --> 00:13:59,772 What, they kicked you off the island? 375 00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:01,862 Immediately. Made me pack up, get dressed, and put me 376 00:14:01,905 --> 00:14:03,907 on the first boat out. I never even got to say goodbye. 377 00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:06,997 Oh. Got dressed? 378 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:09,782 You mean, like, you were naked on this tortoise? 379 00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,567 Well, I sleep naked, so yeah. 380 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:14,091 Hmm. Got it. 381 00:14:14,135 --> 00:14:17,878 So you said there were things you wanted to say to me. 382 00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:22,143 Oh, I just, you know-- I'm just sorry how everything turned out. 383 00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:23,405 That's all. 384 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,668 Right. 385 00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,365 And? 386 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,934 Uh, it was just a real bummer, you know, but, uh, wait-- 387 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:33,981 You were fully naked on this tortoise every single night? 388 00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:37,854 You said there were things that you needed to say to me. 389 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:41,031 Why did you not show up? 390 00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:43,033 I don't know. It was just, it was just a timing thing. 391 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,992 But how did you even know it was the same tortoise? 392 00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:47,603 I knew, Janice. Why did you abandon me? 393 00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:49,387 Who can say?Who can say? 394 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,694 You! 395 00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,174 You can say! 396 00:14:53,217 --> 00:14:54,915 Listen, I got to ask, and... 397 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:56,917 and trust me, there's no judgment here. 398 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,919 Okay? But this thing 399 00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:03,836 with the tortoise, was it a romantic situation? 400 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,929 Get out. 401 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,977 That's a yes. 402 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:15,979 ♪ 403 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,983 [sighs] 404 00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:23,117 [dance music playing, man grunting] 405 00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:30,994 Stop, stop. Guys, stop. 406 00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:32,343 Sorry, guys, uh...[music stops] 407 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:34,302 Nothing you did. Really, y-y-you're both terrific. 408 00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:36,086 Aren't they, guys? 409 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,348 Sure. Yeah.Yeah, yeah. 410 00:15:37,392 --> 00:15:38,393 It's-it's us. 411 00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:41,222 We misread the vibe. Our bad. 412 00:15:41,265 --> 00:15:42,788 Thanks. 413 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,532 That's $75 each. 414 00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:49,882 I didn't bring my wallet. 415 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:51,362 Oh, come on. 416 00:15:51,406 --> 00:15:54,626 Plus tip. Yeah, of course. 417 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:57,325 I mean, uh, 75... 418 00:15:57,368 --> 00:15:59,414 150 plus tip. Give me two. That's good.[stammers] Well... 419 00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,242 Thank you. Thank you, really. 420 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:04,506 Outstanding work. Just wrong room. 421 00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:09,380 Okay, well, this has been something that happened to us, 422 00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:11,339 and now we really got to go. 423 00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:12,296 Oh, no, no. Come on, please.Yeah. 424 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,819 Guys, we're just warming up. 425 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:15,952 You know? Hey, who wants a little nose candy? 426 00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:18,737 No, we're not having any cocaine. Thank you, though. 427 00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:20,565 Nobody else is coming. 428 00:16:20,609 --> 00:16:22,611 What? 429 00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:25,353 I invited the entire department. 430 00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:28,051 You guys are the only ones who RSVP'd. 431 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:31,620 [sighs] We're sorry, Leon, but that's really not on us. 432 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,448 We-we made an effort. 433 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,626 Nobody here likes me. 434 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:39,758 Oh. Come on, that's not true. 435 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:41,151 They're just busy. 436 00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:43,414 LEON: No, it is true. 437 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,676 People here don't like me. 438 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,202 People kind of everywhere don't like me. 439 00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:51,683 Even as a child, my mother suffered from 440 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:54,164 acute offspring detachment disorder. 441 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,644 That's what they called it anyway, 442 00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:57,385 but she just didn't like me. 443 00:16:57,428 --> 00:16:59,996 What am I gonna do? 444 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,389 It's a disorder, has a name. 445 00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:02,781 I mean, it's not her fault, right? 446 00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:05,132 I guess we should, what, feel sorry for her? 447 00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:09,310 Or maybe love your fucking baby, you know? 448 00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:11,355 Hold it, cuddle it, you know? 449 00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:12,965 Don't go to the fucking South of France 450 00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:16,012 for six months of the year every fucking year. 451 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,493 Any wonder I ended up with five dogs? 452 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,495 You have five dogs? 453 00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:23,367 Yeah. That's another thing people don't know about Leon. 454 00:17:23,411 --> 00:17:26,370 Yeah. And let me tell you, five dogs is too many dogs. 455 00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,764 I mean, you get a dog, and it's unconditional love 456 00:17:28,807 --> 00:17:30,896 coming at you, in your face, you know? 457 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:33,116 Who wouldn't double down on that? 458 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,510 So you do, and it is twice as good. 459 00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:36,946 I mean, it's amazing. 460 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,166 You actually look forward to getting up every day. 461 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:40,950 Number three, 462 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,822 it's not-not as great, but you think, 463 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,389 "Well, maybe he's just an odd soul," 464 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,391 you know? 465 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,698 Number four loved me for, like, a day, 466 00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:51,526 and then he just went off 467 00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:53,484 and played with the others. 468 00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:55,225 So now you should know better, 469 00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:57,749 but you're thinking, "My luck's got to change, right? 470 00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,447 It has to." 471 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,710 So, against all advice, you go and you get number five, 472 00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:03,538 and then you realize very quickly 473 00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:04,887 what you are now dealing with 474 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:07,150 is an entirely self-sufficient pack. 475 00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:09,500 Mm. 476 00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,067 And you're not the alpha. 477 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:14,505 You're, like, the understudy in a long-running production 478 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:17,900 of Animals Can Shun As Well As Humans. 479 00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:19,815 Whatever. 480 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:22,426 Thanks for coming. See you never. 481 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,689 Maybe we can stay a bit longer. 482 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:26,430 I won't, but you guys...Yes, you will. 483 00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:28,737 LEON: That would be amazing. 484 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,434 You know what, let's-lets skip the appetizers 485 00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:32,306 and go straight to the speeches. 486 00:18:32,349 --> 00:18:35,526 We didn't bring speeches, Leon. There are no speeches. 487 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,354 Actually, I prepared a little something. 488 00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:39,269 Awesome. Good ol' Tolbeck. 489 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:40,575 Why? 490 00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:44,405 ♪ 491 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,146 [siren wails in distance] 492 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:51,499 BOPBOT: Hey there, Janice. How'd you do? 493 00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,587 Fine. 494 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:55,503 Did he drag you over the coals?No. 495 00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:57,287 That's great. He can be tough but fair. 496 00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:58,288 Mm-hmm. 497 00:18:58,332 --> 00:18:59,724 [sighs] 498 00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,117 You okay, Janice? 499 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,424 I'm sensing you're a little down. 500 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,730 I don't mean to pry, but is everything okay with you? 501 00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:07,079 Shut the fuck up. 502 00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:08,429 I'm sorry, Janice. 503 00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:10,822 Yeah, good. Just shut the fuck up. 504 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,216 I'll try to be quiet. 505 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,612 [sighs heavily] 506 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:21,355 I chickened out. I didn't know. 507 00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:22,617 Didn't know what? 508 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:23,661 [sighs] 509 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:29,493 Just... I didn't know that was my one chance. 510 00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:33,062 I thought I would have other opportunities to be happy. 511 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,587 Of course I should have left Wally and come to be with you. 512 00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:38,023 Of course. 513 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:41,679 I gave the best years of my life to that fucktard. 514 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,813 God, I just didn't know. 515 00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:46,641 [sighs] 516 00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,773 [whispers]: Janice, I forgive you. 517 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:50,558 [exhales] 518 00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:52,429 Thanks. 519 00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:53,691 CLINT: Janice. 520 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,650 What are you still doing here? Go home. 521 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,129 Yeah, I'm going. 522 00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:59,610 And by the way, that BopBot that you spilled coffee on, 523 00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:04,572 you are paying for the cleaning, and it's very, very expensive. 524 00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:06,878 Yeah, why? Because you fucked a giant tortoise? 525 00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:09,490 We were just friends! 526 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:12,884 So there's a two-drink minimum, right? [laughs][Leon laughs] 527 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:15,800 So anyways, I'm on this boat with Leon, 528 00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,715 and I'm thinking, like, "Oh, no, 529 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,239 "is this guy gonna kill me 530 00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:21,153 and dump my body over in the ocean?" 531 00:20:21,197 --> 00:20:22,546 [Leon and Tolbeck laughing] 532 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,026 Hands up. 533 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:27,072 Who else has ever thought Leon was gonna kill them? 534 00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,944 Huh?[Leon laughs] 535 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,859 It's true, I scare people. 536 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,818 Hey, have you ever been interrogated by Leon? 537 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:36,125 Oh, boy. Here we go. 538 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,953 Dark little room with that one light 539 00:20:37,996 --> 00:20:39,737 bouncing off his bald head. 540 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,912 The fuck did you just say? 541 00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:43,654 TOLBECK: Uh, nothing, just that, 542 00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:46,091 uh, the light is blinding, and I got to remember 543 00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,616 to wear sunglasses next time. [laughs] 544 00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:50,313 I'm not fucking bald. 545 00:20:50,357 --> 00:20:52,707 Oh. 546 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,535 I'm s-sorry. 547 00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:56,276 It's just a joke. 548 00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:57,581 Yeah, well, it doesn't fucking work 549 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,017 because I'm not fucking bald. 550 00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:02,804 I'm sorry. This is material that I wrote, you know, 551 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,588 before you came in with the, um, 552 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:05,981 the ginger and stuff. 553 00:21:06,024 --> 00:21:07,765 Ginseng.Ginseng. Yes. 554 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,028 So I'm sorry. I was just trying 555 00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:13,293 to, uh, you know, give you a nice, happy send-off. 556 00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:15,599 And, uh, why, exactly, would I need a send-off, Officer? 557 00:21:15,643 --> 00:21:17,688 Fucking knew it.News flash! 558 00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:19,821 I'm not going anywhere! 559 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,997 No, not a news flash, 'cause that's what I've been saying 560 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,868 all night long, okay? 561 00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:26,784 And this "cocaine" that I've been hoovering up my nose 562 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,786 is a simple B8 vitamin. 563 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,397 Ooh, I could do a shot of B8. 564 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,399 Is there any gluten in that? Because I have a celiac... 565 00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:35,097 No, you're not a celiac.I get bloated, dude. 566 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,621 Officer Cullen, on the 8th 567 00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:40,102 of this month, you were a passenger 568 00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:42,583 aboard Flight JA761 569 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:45,368 from Wichita, Kansas, to San Diego; is that correct? 570 00:21:45,412 --> 00:21:46,413 Yes. I told you about that. 571 00:21:46,456 --> 00:21:48,371 I extradited a witness from Kansas. 572 00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:49,677 I understand that. 573 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,375 What I do not understand is why there is a charge 574 00:21:52,419 --> 00:21:55,596 on a San Diego Police Department expense account 575 00:21:55,639 --> 00:21:59,208 for $54 for several whiskies. 576 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:02,211 An expense account that is to be used only 577 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,693 for expenses directly relating to the transport 578 00:22:05,736 --> 00:22:08,217 of person or persons in custody. 579 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,393 Okay, I'll reimburse you for it right now. 580 00:22:10,437 --> 00:22:12,526 Well, first of all, you already gave me all your money 581 00:22:12,569 --> 00:22:15,180 for the strippers, and second of all, 582 00:22:15,224 --> 00:22:17,008 the damage is done. 583 00:22:17,052 --> 00:22:19,620 For $54? This is ridiculous. 584 00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:21,709 Let's see how ridiculous it feels when you go down 585 00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:24,320 for misappropriation of funds, falsifying police records, 586 00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,756 and extortion. 587 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,498 Uh, I'm sorry. Am I connected in any way? 588 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:29,804 I'm just wondering why I'm here. 589 00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:31,762 Leon, what is this about, actually? 590 00:22:31,806 --> 00:22:33,677 Well, are you deaf as well as corrupt? 591 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:34,809 It's not about $54. 592 00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:36,506 The amount is neither here nor there. 593 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:38,421 Look, I am sorry that your five dogs 594 00:22:38,465 --> 00:22:39,988 don't love and respect you. 595 00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:42,817 Okay? And I'm also sorry that nobody else showed up 596 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:44,732 to your little party.It's not a party. 597 00:22:44,775 --> 00:22:48,736 It's a trap, which you walked right into! 598 00:22:48,779 --> 00:22:49,954 I'm also sorry that we crossed out 599 00:22:49,998 --> 00:22:51,434 the word "love" on your card. 600 00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:52,870 And you know what, that was me. 601 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,089 He wrote it. I crossed it out. 602 00:22:54,132 --> 00:22:55,917 I didn't think it was appropriate. Okay? 603 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,528 But I-I apologize now because I understand 604 00:22:58,572 --> 00:23:00,182 how hard it is to make friends 605 00:23:00,225 --> 00:23:01,749 and just to be liked by people. 606 00:23:01,792 --> 00:23:04,055 I mean, we're going through that right now. 607 00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:05,753 Okay? We got different partners 608 00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:07,842 every other night of the week, and it's hard to make friends. 609 00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:09,104 Most of them suck. 610 00:23:09,147 --> 00:23:11,454 Wait, you guys-- You're not together anymore? 611 00:23:11,498 --> 00:23:13,674 No.TOLBECK: No, no, we've been separated like 612 00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:15,806 a couple of naughty Japanese schoolgirls. 613 00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,678 What? 614 00:23:17,721 --> 00:23:20,245 Or naughty kids, you know, talking too much in class. 615 00:23:20,289 --> 00:23:21,682 It's hard, that's all. 616 00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:23,771 CULLEN: My point is you're right. 617 00:23:23,814 --> 00:23:25,816 People don't like you. 618 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:29,124 'Cause you're scary and intense. 619 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:30,952 'Cause you wear a scary, intense mask that you put on. 620 00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:32,867 We all see that. 621 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:35,913 But you don't have to be afraid like that. 622 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,088 Don't have to. 623 00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:42,703 It's hard being a cop sometimes. 624 00:23:42,746 --> 00:23:44,444 Hey, tell me about it. 625 00:23:44,487 --> 00:23:46,924 Look at me. I'm back in patrol. I'm back at the bottom. 626 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:50,058 You know, I-I was ready to throw it all away, but this guy, 627 00:23:50,101 --> 00:23:51,625 he picked me up again. 628 00:23:51,668 --> 00:23:53,757 'Cause all we have at the end of the day is each other. 629 00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:56,586 We're family here. We're family, Leon. 630 00:23:56,630 --> 00:23:58,762 You just need to stop playing the games 631 00:23:58,806 --> 00:23:59,937 and let us help you. 632 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,636 Yeah. 633 00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:05,290 I... I'm sorry I messed with you guys all night. 634 00:24:05,334 --> 00:24:06,640 That's okay. That's okay. 635 00:24:06,683 --> 00:24:08,032 And you're right. 636 00:24:08,076 --> 00:24:10,861 I'm just... lonely. 637 00:24:10,905 --> 00:24:14,125 And you don't have to be. 638 00:24:14,169 --> 00:24:15,518 Not anymore. 639 00:24:17,564 --> 00:24:19,653 Come here. 640 00:24:19,696 --> 00:24:20,741 Come on. 641 00:24:22,656 --> 00:24:25,572 There you go. There you go. 642 00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:27,138 [grunting softly] 643 00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:29,750 TOLBECK: Should I join this hug or no? 644 00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:32,883 It just feels super intimate, 645 00:24:32,927 --> 00:24:35,538 but it feels kind of weird just sitting here watching. 646 00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:36,800 I should-- 647 00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:37,975 No, you know, you guys go ahead. 648 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,324 Enjoy yourself. 649 00:24:39,368 --> 00:24:40,717 Yeah, really? I'm gonna do it? 650 00:24:40,761 --> 00:24:42,023 Okay, yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm doing it. 651 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,981 I'm joining. Okay, great. Thank you so much. 652 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,114 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 653 00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:47,376 [sighs]: Ah. 654 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,421 [inhales deeply] 655 00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:54,644 Thank you. 656 00:24:54,688 --> 00:24:56,646 Hey, don't thank us. 657 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:59,170 It was all you. 658 00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:01,346 And you know what? 659 00:25:08,136 --> 00:25:09,616 [sighs] 660 00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:11,661 Yeah. 661 00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:13,445 You know, I... 662 00:25:13,489 --> 00:25:15,622 Don't. 663 00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:17,841 It's okay. 664 00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,932 I love you guys. 665 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,806 We got to get going. 666 00:25:25,849 --> 00:25:27,895 Thanks for a great night. 667 00:25:27,938 --> 00:25:30,550 Congratulations on your breakthrough, Leon. 668 00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:31,638 Tolbeck, come on. 669 00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:33,553 We're really proud of you. 670 00:25:44,738 --> 00:25:47,349 [mutters] Jesus Christ. 671 00:25:47,392 --> 00:25:48,829 ♪ 672 00:25:50,831 --> 00:25:52,659 [phone chimes, vibrates] 673 00:25:55,879 --> 00:25:59,317 If you are watching this, I have flipped. 674 00:25:59,361 --> 00:26:00,580 What the fuck? 675 00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,886 I know it was your idea, but you were right. 676 00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:05,367 It's the only way out. 677 00:26:05,410 --> 00:26:08,196 Besides, we couldn't have both flipped at the same time. 678 00:26:08,239 --> 00:26:10,938 The cops always get one guy to rat on the other. 679 00:26:10,981 --> 00:26:13,114 I didn't want to put you in that position. 680 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:14,419 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 681 00:26:14,463 --> 00:26:17,248 You fucker. You fucker, you fuck... 682 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:19,033 I love you, man. 683 00:26:20,817 --> 00:26:22,819 I know we don't say it ever. 684 00:26:22,863 --> 00:26:25,561 I'll leave a gap so you can say it back. 685 00:26:25,605 --> 00:26:27,650 Fuck you! Fuck! 686 00:26:27,694 --> 00:26:28,869 Thank you, man. 687 00:26:28,912 --> 00:26:31,219 Thank you. I felt that, right here. 688 00:26:31,262 --> 00:26:32,350 Thank you. 689 00:26:32,394 --> 00:26:35,353 So, I suppose you'll be on the run now. 690 00:26:35,397 --> 00:26:36,746 I'll be rooting for you. 691 00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:39,662 See you on the flip side.Fuck! 692 00:26:39,706 --> 00:26:42,143 What was that?Nothing, Yaya! 693 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,275 Are you all right, darling?No! 694 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:46,800 What's wrong?No, I'm just dead. 695 00:26:46,843 --> 00:26:48,758 I'm just fucking dead! That's all. 696 00:26:48,802 --> 00:26:52,501 I'm just... dying soon! 697 00:26:53,807 --> 00:26:55,025 Shit! 698 00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:45,423 MAN: Guh-doosh. 699 00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:48,426 [whip cracking] 700 00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:49,297 [drums beating, tribal grunt] 701 00:27:51,473 --> 00:27:52,300 Captioning sponsored by CBS 702 00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:53,997 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org