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Previously onNo Activity...

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This thing with the tortoise.

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Was it a romantic situation?

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Get out.That's a yes.

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That's
a little cheese.

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For the little mouse.

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Mmm.

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I want to start by saying
that, uh...

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These corruption stories
are true.

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REPORTER:
The disgraced agent
was sentenced

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to six years in prison.BOTH: Ooh...

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Your witness's name
isn't Doris Silva, is it?

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Yeah.
Actually, it is.

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This is awkward.
She didn't make it.

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Goddamn it!

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If you are watching this,
I have flipped.

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Fuck.[glass breaking]

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What was that?Nothing, Yaya.

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[exhales]

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Okay, come on.

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Gonna do this.

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Evening.

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I, uh... I need to
see the chief.

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I'm, uh, possessing
some information

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that will bring down
the Las Hormigas Cartel.

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Okay. Uh, super.

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Uh, just-just
have a seat there.

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No, no, no, uh, I don't
think you understand.

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This is a big deal.

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Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.

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And we are excited
to hear it.

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Uh, please
take a seat.

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We'll get to you
as soon as we can.

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This is a flip.

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Okay.

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OFFICER TOBY:
Very good, thank you.

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Absolutely, I'll send him back.

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Okay.

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Michael,
with the noise complaint?

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You can head back.Thanks.

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What?

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He just arrived.Sir?

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He was here.
He left and he came back.

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Come on.
Hey, cop.

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Get me a coffee.

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Please?

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Oh, God, that smells like shit.

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Oh. No, not shit--

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what, what am I thinking of?

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I'm trying to
think of the right analogy.

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Oh, great.

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There's a hole in my cup...

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OFFICER
Shots fired! Shots fired!

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OFFICER 2:
Take cover!♪ On the lone prairie...

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This is SDPD,
North Central Division.

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We have an active shooter
situation.

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[indistinct radio transmission]

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[lock buzzing]

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[cell door opening]

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GUARD:
All right. Let's go.

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I'm sorry for keeping you.

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I was podcasting.

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I'm Special Agent
Dustin Kasprowicz.

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I'm working on a case...Something smells
like dogshit.

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I don't smell anything.

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Well, I do.
I smell dogshit.

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[sighs]
Did you step
in something?

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[clears throat]

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Says a lot about your character
that you had to check.

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Well, I wanted to make sure
for your sake that I didn't,

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and I'm happy to report
there's nothing there.

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Well, as a fellow
big-nosed guy...
Mm-hmm?

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...I could tell you
that you're fibbing.

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Because I use this one
to smell.

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[long sniff]

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And I smell animal shit.

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[sniffs] I don't smell
anything at all.

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Smell deep.
[long sniff]Now keep in mind,

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I just came in from outside.

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So I'm still smelling,
you know, freedom?

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And maybe that's
what's clogging it up.

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Well, I'll tell you
what's notinside,

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is animals
that shit on the floor.

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So maybe you stepped
on something.
I doubt it.

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So take your fuckin' shoes off

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if you want
to continue.
Excuse me?

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Take my shoes off?

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I'll wait.

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You can hand them
to Phil over here.

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Phil's my guy.

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[sighs]
Thank you.

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There you go.
So...

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I'm working a
case that is...[tsking] Let's wait.

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What were you
gonna say?

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Anyway, I'm working on
a case that I think...

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I... got to tell you
the smell's still there.

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I think it's in your socks.

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You know what?

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Let's just... nip this
right in the bud.

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Here you go,
pal. Thanks.

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I think it's
"nip this in the butt."

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I don't think it is.
I think you're--

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that is, you've
been misinformed.

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What's a bud?

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A plant?
Yeah.

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You're gonna nip something
in the plant?

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What, are you gonna nip it in
the butt?What does that mean?

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[snaps fingers]

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That's a nip?

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Like a kid who's
getting out of control.

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"I told you again to stop.
Oh, you're gonna keep--

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"I told you--
[snaps fingers]

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I'm gonna nip that
in the butt."

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We can agree
to disagree.
Yeah.

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No doubt.
You do look familiar.

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Uh...
Have we met?

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I don't think so.

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I mean, we were both
in law enforcement,

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so, perhaps our
paths crossed.

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I think I know what it is.

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Hmm.
It was the FBI/DEA
joint raid

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at the, um,
what the fuck was it?

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Uh, the Pine-- the, uh,

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The, the mortuary.Resting Pines Mortuary.

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I was at that.I was at that, too.

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With the little girl
with the, uh, with the, uh,

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BOTH:
Missile launcher![chuckling]: Yeah!

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I...

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I killed that girl's--

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I killed that
little girl's father. [chuckles]

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That was you?That was me, man.

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Oh, dude. Well done.Thanks, man.

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You're looking at the guy
that killed her mother.

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Bullshit.
Absolutely.

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Boom.
Scoped her.

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Buddy.
That's cool, man.

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That's really cool.
That's cool.
Holy cow.

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Yeah.
I am shocked
we didn't meet.

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Hey, I'm sorry I was fucking
with you earlier.

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Hey, man.
I shouldn't have.
You're a cool guy.

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We should've figured that
out at the beginning.
Yeah.

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This would've gone
a lot smoother.Water under the bridge.

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Okay, so...
What can I
help you with?

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...here's what
I'm here for.

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Talk to me.I'm chasing El Chappie

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and the Las
Hormigas gang.

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We've got an in right
now with the Devils,

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which is a biker gang that does
a lot of their grunt work,

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where this guy
comes into play.

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Recognize him?

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Yeah, that's Chief.

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Sweetheart.
Good guy.
Good.

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So. Here is a...
updated picture.
Aw, ahh...

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This is the fifth guy
we've lost in the last year.

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He was gonna flip.

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Now we're fucked. Their
shipment's about to come in,

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and once it they get it,
boom, they're ghosts.All right, okay.

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Oh, well,
what you need to do, then,

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you need to talk to his partner.

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[scoffs] I didn't even
know he had a partner.

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That's great.
Yeah.

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Uh, where would I find him,

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and what is his name?His partner's name

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is, uh... Fuck. What the fuck?

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Uh, his partner's name is
why the fuck would I tell you?

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You're nothing to me.

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Put your socks on.

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And your shoes.

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You're embarrassing yourself.

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I'll wait.

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[clears throat]

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[sighs]
Okay.

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Shoes on, so let's get...

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Perfect.

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♪

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[snoring]

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DISPATCH:
Car 34, please report.

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Car 34, no activity.

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Copy that.

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I think the rain has
scared the business away,

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and the girls have
called it a night.

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Pretty boring.

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Well, my grandpa always said

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that the best way
to get rid of boredom

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is to split it with a friend.

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Yeah, that'd be great,
except my friend here

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is, uh, fast asleep.

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Moses is sleeping?

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[laughs]
That guy's hilarious.

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Let me ask you,
does he have his pillow?

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Yeah. Yeah, he brought
his own pillow.

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Who brings their
own pillow to work?

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What kind of message
does that send?

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Hey, he's a character,
that's for sure.

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All right, well, I'm always here
if you want to chew the fat.

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Well, actually, uh,
while I got you there,

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do you have any information

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on the, uh,
the Doris Silva case?

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Doris Silva.

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Uh, extradited prisoner,
murdered earlier this month.

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Yeah. Is there any
update on that?

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Anything you can
tell me, like, uh,

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where the detectives
are looking or...?

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Sorry, friend.
I can't share anything

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on the, uh, Silva case.
I'm sorry.

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I know that's tough.Oh, man,

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you have no idea. I
used to be a detective.

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You know, I'm trying to climb
my way back up, so if you have

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any kind of information,
it could really help me.

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Please, man. Please.

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If you could give
me anything at all,

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I would just owe you big-time.

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Oh, man, I... [sighs]

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I know shouldn't,
but... all right.

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All right.
Let me see what I can do.

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Thank you, man.
Thank you so much.

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I would really appreciate that.

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I really appreciate it.
Thanks, man.

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I'll talk to you soon.
Thank you.

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[snoring]
Sorry, man. Was I
talking too loud?

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Just let me know if I'm
interrupting your...

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Just doing some police work.

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[lock buzzes]

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You know,
sometimes I think...

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maybe I wanted
to get caught.

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Then other times, I think...

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no, I didn't.What is this?

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What transaction are
we even doing here?

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I need your help.
Give me the name,

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and you won't have
to see me anymore.

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What, are you begging?I'm not gonna beg.

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Okay? Are you gonna give me
the name or not?

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'Cause I don't like a beggar,
and if you beg,

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it's not gonna work.

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It's weakness.

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But if you were my friend,
I don't know.

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I do things for my friends.

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I like friendship.

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So, if you were my friend,
maybe I'd help,

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but if you're not my friend,
I don't know,

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but I got to tell you, I'm
a pretty good friend to have.

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Ain't that right, Phil?You're my best friend.

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Not best friends.

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He said you were
his best friend.

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He's not my best friend. Phil?

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To me, you are.To me,
you're not, though.

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I've told you that.
And stop saying that, man.

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You make me look
like a fucking weirdo.

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Understood.

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He's definitely not
my best friend.

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Hey, sounds like you guys
need to work this out.

254
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,411
He hangs near my cell a lot,
but I can't leave.

255
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,063
Uh-huh.So I hear a lot of his stuff,

256
00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,277
but I don't give him my stuff.

257
00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,365
All right.So it's a one-sided friendship.

258
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,333
Ah.If I was on the outside--

259
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,982
and I'm not afraid
to say this to him,

260
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,286
'cause I have said it to him--
he wouldn't be my friend.

261
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:57,342
But, Phil, would he still be
your best friend?

262
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,729
Inside or out,
you're my best friend.

263
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:01,302
So, inside,
he's in my group of friends.

264
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,469
Mm-hmm.
Outside...

265
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,734
A real zero.

266
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,167
I wouldn't want anything
to do with him.

267
00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:06,653
Yeah. Got it.He's not my kind of guy.

268
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,783
Gotcha.

269
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,385
But friendship's
an important thing.

270
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,605
'Cause you can give
friendship to somebody,

271
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,134
and they can do
whatever they want with it.

272
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,957
And that's what this is about--
it's about friendship to me.

273
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,345
Do you mind turning around?

274
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,358
Copy.

275
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,880
I don't want to be
friends with him,

276
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,273
but I want to be
friends with you.Here's the thing.

277
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,706
You're my kind of cop.
You got shit done.

278
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,023
Yeah.
You're the kind of
cop that I want

279
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,190
having my back out there.

280
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,625
And right now,

281
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,371
you have an
opportunity

282
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,022
to have my
back, okay?
Go ahead.

283
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,587
You give me this name,
your life gets better,

284
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,375
my life gets better,
our friendship gets stronger.

285
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,030
The kind of friendship
we would... become pen pals?

286
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,505
I would love
nothing more

287
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,384
than to drop you a note
every once in a while.

288
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,426
Hell, I'll keep you updated
on how the case is going.

289
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,951
Just so you feel a
little bit of that juice.Fuck the case.

290
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,556
I don't want the case.Fuck the case, then.

291
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,256
I'll tell you about
stuff I'm up to.

292
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,393
Dates and stuff?Yeah, sure.

293
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,386
I mean, I'm just getting over
a thing right now,

294
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,438
so I'm kind of hibernating.

295
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,443
Tell me the story, but would you
mind it in letter form?

296
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:04,356
Oh, I'll write it to you.Like, "Dear..."
No, like, do... Yeah.

297
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,227
[sighs]

298
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,795
Dear Josh:

299
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,502
Hey, it's me, Dustin.

300
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,669
That's one of my best friends.

301
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,244
I want to
just tell you

302
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:16,151
a quick story, like I mentioned
when I saw you in prison,

303
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:19,497
about the...
love that I just lost.

304
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,458
Ah, shit, I've been waiting
to hear about this.

305
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,936
I met her
on a case,

306
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,376
chasing El Chappie.

307
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,122
I ended up having
to infiltrate a...

308
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,784
I'm not gonna lie--
the letter's getting boring.

309
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,741
Well, anyhow, man...

310
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,909
I'm into this, okay?Great.

311
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,035
And I'm getting close
to wanting to help you out,

312
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,387
but here's what I'm afraid of.

313
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,306
Yeah.I'm afraid you're telling me

314
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,441
what I want to hear
but you don't mean it.

315
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,574
Doesn't it seem like that?
You can turn around, man.

316
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,176
I didn't realize you were
still facing the corner.

317
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,357
Thank you, sir.

318
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,662
Doesn't it kind of
feel that way, Phil?

319
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,008
It does feel like that.

320
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,447
Shut the fuck up, Phil.Here's what I feel like.

321
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,153
Feels like it's prom night
and you're my date.

322
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,581
And I'm excited
about the date,

323
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,667
and you've given me
a lot of promises.

324
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,847
So I got myself ready.
I got my nails did.

325
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,553
I got my hair perfect.
I got a dress.

326
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,511
I spent money, son.

327
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,419
And, finally,
for the first time,

328
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,644
I'm comfortable showing my body.

329
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,434
[chuckles]But I'm afraid you're
gonna stand me up.

330
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,688
Is that what's gonna happen?

331
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,561
Are you gonna stand me up
on prom night?

332
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,172
Let's cut the shit.

333
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,482
We both know, if you help me,

334
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,519
I can snap my fingers,
get you transferred out of here

335
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,215
into a nice
minimum-security prison.

336
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,664
There's one that has
a badminton court.

337
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,572
Hmm... [chuckles softly]

338
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,836
My answer is no.

339
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,788
[sighs]

340
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,487
♪

341
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,238
CLINT:
Please, please,
that's so not necessary.

342
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,073
We have great news, babies.

343
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,032
The data has come back to us

344
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,810
on the first rollout
of the BopBots,

345
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:53,286
and we are
very, very encouraged.

346
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,857
Mission accomplished!

347
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,125
Guys, come on.
Come on, please.

348
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,338
However...

349
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,427
every up has a down.

350
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,736
And that's just
not me talking.

351
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,183
That's Sir Isaac Newton,

352
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,789
regarded by many
as the father of physics;

353
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,619
a lifelong virgin and predictor
of the 2060 apocalypse.

354
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:15,319
And yes, the hat was
a tribute to him.

355
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,619
I-I wasn't gonna
ask about the hat.

356
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,496
You said there was a down?Yes, indeed.

357
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:23,588
With the BopBots being
such an unmitigated success,

358
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,408
we will, unfortunately,
have to let a few of you go.

359
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,327
EMPLOYEES: What?Yeah, but don't worry.

360
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,852
You'll be fairly compensated.

361
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,026
How many is a few?

362
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,421
Exactly half.[employees murmuring]

363
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,603
What did I tell you all?

364
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,249
They're replacing us.

365
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:39,783
This list has been e-mailed

366
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,119
to all of you.

367
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,778
If your name
is not on the list,

368
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,783
your contract here has expired.

369
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,125
[employees groaning]

370
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,574
JANICE:
Quick, Fats, am I on the list?

371
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,570
Am I on the list? Hurry up.Okay, wait, I'm looking.

372
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,442
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Look faster.

373
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,183
Yeah, you're on there.

374
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,664
You're safe.
[sighs]

375
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,844
But I'm fired.
Oh.

376
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,230
Them's the breaks, kiddo.I'm fired?

377
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,064
That doesn't make any sense.

378
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,322
I'm the one who welcomed BopBot.

379
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,755
I'm the one in favor
of new technology.

380
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:10,152
Yeah, well, like my mom
always told me,

381
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,627
if you're gonna fuck a snake,

382
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,636
don't cry when you get bit
on the mouse pouch.

383
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,938
You got bit.

384
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,334
You got bit bad.

385
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,507
CLINT:
Apologies, everyone.

386
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,682
Reverse that.

387
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,768
If your name ison the list,

388
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:26,038
your employment here is over.
Sorry, guys.

389
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,692
Human error-- which is exactly
why we need the BopBots.

390
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,477
Are you fucking kidding me?

391
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:34,571
Please contact your BopBot
for a reference, Janice.

392
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,882
Adios.

393
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,568
I don't know, Chief.
We're pretty outnumbered.

394
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,485
Are you sure you
want to go in?

395
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,970
[power window whirring]

396
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,620
Yes? You're saying yes?

397
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,890
Are you sure?
It's a suicide mission.

398
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,668
Are you 100% positive?

399
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,632
You're a crazy
motherfucker, aren't you?

400
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,504
Okay. Let's do it.
[snoring]

401
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,676
Ready to go?
On the count of three.

402
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,293
One...

403
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:03,734
You don't have to nod
every time I say something.

404
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,912
Please stop nodding.
I'm trying to focus.

405
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,213
[sighing]:
Fuck me.

406
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,297
What am I doing?

407
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,516
Then you get into
the politics of:

408
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:18,045
what days which group
gets to run the TV.

409
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:21,051
The inner politics--
beyond fascinating.

410
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,274
Who decides on what?

411
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,752
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you bored?

412
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,622
[yawning]
Yeah, no.Is this story boring to you?

413
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,623
Then why don't you ask me
what I want,

414
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,745
so I can give it to you

415
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,537
so we can move on
with our fucking day?

416
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,501
'Cause I don't like this,
and you're not doing anything

417
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,500
for the conversation.
I got to tell all the stories.

418
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,632
Is there something you want?

419
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,723
Well, isn't that
what this is about?

420
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:37,721
Isn't that the game?

421
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,292
I do this,
you do that,

422
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,029
then finally you say,
"What is it that you want?"

423
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,680
And I tell you what I want,
and then you

424
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,074
give it to me
and I give you the name?

425
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,247
'Cause there is
something I want.

426
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,682
Great. All right, see?

427
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,988
Now we're talking.
Yeah.

428
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,474
What do we got?

429
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,343
I miss, uh, the feeling...

430
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,686
of, uh, pine needles
under my feet.

431
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,646
[sighs]I miss the feeling

432
00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:00,964
of rubbing my face against
a newborn kitten's whiskers.

433
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,793
Especially when
they're just days old.

434
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:06,181
You know, I also miss
the sounds of dogs barking.

435
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,836
Phil, would you mind?

436
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,579
[barking]

437
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,010
[chuckles] Thanks.

438
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,667
Now I don't miss that anymore.

439
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,540
Okay. I've listened
to you drone on.

440
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,022
Now you're gonna listen to me.

441
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,802
You're up for parole
in eight months.

442
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,586
I'm either gonna go
to that parole board

443
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,760
and I'm gonna whisper
sweet nothings in their ear,

444
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:25,196
or I'm gonna whisper sour,
toxic nothings in their ear,

445
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:28,465
and you're gonna stay here
a lot longer than you think.

446
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,599
[mock whimpering]

447
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,380
[laughs]

448
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,123
You trying to scare me
into telling you the name

449
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,428
so I can leave jail?

450
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,873
I'm just telling you what's up.

451
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,819
Let me tell you what's up--
I fucking love jail.

452
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,608
I could do 20 more years
standing on my head,

453
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,352
and not for the reasons
you think.

454
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,613
Yes, I've made friends, and yes,
the food is pretty good,

455
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,046
but that's not the reason.

456
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,233
The reason is, is 'cause
I've learned skills in here.

457
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,229
Oh, really?
Oh, really.

458
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,230
Like what?

459
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,581
Like close-up magic.

460
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,490
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.

461
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,875
I know magic.

462
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,447
[sighs]
I don't have time for this.

463
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,584
I'll be hon...

464
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,626
Oh. Wow.

465
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,631
Hmm.

466
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,942
Whew.Do me a favor.

467
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,499
Pick a card.

468
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,546
Seven of diamonds.

469
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,729
[chuckles]
Hey.

470
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:12,809
That was it. Yeah.

471
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,299
But when you consider
how much time

472
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,729
you have on your hands, it's
actually not that impressive.

473
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,557
Pick another one.Listen to me.

474
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,515
I want that name,
and I want that name right now.

475
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,004
It's getting a little tense,
isn't it?

476
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,664
Phil, how about a tune?[Phil clears throat]

477
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:32,567
♪ Ave

478
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:36,836
♪ Maria...

479
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,795
DISPATCH:
Car 34, come in.

480
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,453
Car 34. No activity.

481
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,537
Uh, any news?

482
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,846
Uh, bad news, I'm afraid.

483
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,111
I really wanted to help,
but the case is tied up

484
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,325
with the Las Hormigas Cartel;
it's all top secret.

485
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,464
The boss would kill me
if I shared any details.

486
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,467
I'm sorry, Cullen.
I really wanted to help.

487
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,119
Yeah, copy that.

488
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,903
Anyway, I appreciate you
trying to help me out.

489
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,427
Uh, I didn't catch your name,
by the way.

490
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,521
You can call me Bob.

491
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,520
Bob? You're not Reynolds's
little brother, are you?

492
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,523
You can call me Bob.

493
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,565
Yeah, what's your,
what's your last name, though?

494
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,051
You can call me Bob.

495
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,921
Bob, you're not a robot are you?

496
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,537
Ha, ha. That's crazy.
I'm Bob. Can you hear me okay?

497
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:26,409
Yeah, I can hear you.
I'm asking you: Are you a robot?

498
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,633
Ha, ha. That's crazy.
I'm Bob. Can you hear me okay?

499
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,853
JANICE: Do you really think
these sentient tubes

500
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,813
of bullshit are gonna
improve anything?

501
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,161
They already have.

502
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,421
The numbers don't lie.

503
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,203
No, but jerk-offs like you do.

504
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,637
Simon, grab me an extra large
vanilla ChapStick.

505
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,635
The more you control
the BopBots,

506
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,597
the more programmed it is
to fuck us over.

507
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,167
You know what?
I'll be pretty annoyed

508
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,824
if I've been talking
all night to a robot.

509
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,607
Are you a robot?DISPATCH: No way.

510
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:55,612
Okay, if you're not, just say
the words, "I am not a robot."

511
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,436
Ha, ha. That's crazy.
I'm Bob. Can you hear me okay?

512
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,175
Yes, I can hear you perfectly.

513
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,096
Now just repeat after me,
"I am not a robot."

514
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,972
You and I should get food
together sometime.

515
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,493
Do you enjoy pizza?

516
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,666
JANICE: You think
you're such a wizard man,

517
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,282
so smart putting all these
people out of work.

518
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,944
It's progress, Janice.
We got to keep moving forward.

519
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,628
But I know what
the endgame is. Hmm?

520
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,286
All it's about is a bunch
of guys sitting around

521
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,681
wanting to fuck robots.

522
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,903
And the problem is?

523
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,473
Admit to me that you're a robot.

524
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,690
DISPATCH:
You are sounding upset.

525
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,558
Is there anything
I can do to help?

526
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,080
Janice, please leave.
You're fired.

527
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,563
Let's get security up here.

528
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,263
You can't fire me
because I quit.

529
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,351
But everybody just saw
you get fired, so nah.

530
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,181
Oh, okay, I'm fired.
I better take this with me.No.

531
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,220
Janice, please.
It's gonna be
my new keychain.

532
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,526
[grunting]Janice. No, don't.

533
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,572
JANICE:
That's you at night.

534
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,228
Please, I beg you.

535
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,362
Everybody watching?Janice, no.
Don't you dare.

536
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,414
Yeah, I'm fucking upset. I've
been talking to a fucking robot

537
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,020
all night. You're worse
than this fucking guy.

538
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,890
You're overreacting, Janice.
Just, like, chill out.

539
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,801
CLINT: No, no, no,
no, Janice, no! No!

540
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:59,196
[feedback, static]

541
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,641
Good morning.

542
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,198
[sighs]

543
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,195
[Clint crying]

544
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,205
Oh. I didn't realize I...

545
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,606
Ken, grab me another one,
would you?

546
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,780
JANICE:
Oh, you motherfucker.

547
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,735
Fuck all of you!

548
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,393
I am out of here!

549
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,607
And, hey,

550
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,786
you all know he fucked
a tortoise, right?

551
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,182
You fucked a tortoise.

552
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,745
[laughs]
You fucked it.

553
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,362
Wow, what time is it?

554
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,143
Uh, it's about 45 minutes
before the end of our shift.

555
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,708
So congratulations,

556
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,405
you've managed to sleep
the entire shift.

557
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,243
Thanks.
You're welcome.

558
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,332
How do you
do it, man?

559
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,291
I bring a pillow.

560
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,330
No, I mean, how do you
not care? I--

561
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,375
And I don't mean that
as a judgement, I mean,

562
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,421
I want to know
how do you do your job

563
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,246
and just not care so much?

564
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,174
You just catch
the fish you need.

565
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,470
What is that
supposed to mean?

566
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,037
Well, you're asking me
why I'm sleeping,

567
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,443
why I'm not still out there
catching the fish.

568
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,868
Oh, okay, is this a fable and
in the fable we're fishermen?

569
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,045
It's a parable,
and, yeah, we're fishermen.

570
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,621
Uh-huh. That wasn't clear.

571
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,748
What are the fish to you?
Is it success?

572
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,451
Is it money?

573
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,708
Yeah, I like
those fish, sure.

574
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,671
For me, it's just,
right now,

575
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,190
in my... in my brain,
they're fish.
Okay.

576
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,374
So?
But what would I do
with all those fish?

577
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:26,111
You say, I can sell the fish
and make some money

578
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,904
and buy a big boat,
and then, you know,

579
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,989
sail out to deeper waters,
colder waters,

580
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,938
where, you know,
it gets dangerous.

581
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,377
Mm.And with all those fish,
you could

582
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:38,174
sell 'em for lots
and lots of money.Right.

583
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:42,129
And then hire a crew, just do
all the catching for you.

584
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,610
But then what am I gonna do?

585
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,651
Well, I guess you're a
very successful fisherman,

586
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:50,786
so you would, uh,
sit back, relax,

587
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,441
enjoy your...
fishing success.

588
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,749
Yeah.

589
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:58,974
Yeah.

590
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,803
[sighs]
I see.

591
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,891
That's... You're
relaxing now.

592
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,590
It's a very... circular...

593
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:08,328
parable.

594
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,369
Come on, man.

595
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,418
Just... try it out.

596
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:15,863
Oh, no.It's the cool side.

597
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,079
Yeah, that's...Just a few minutes.

598
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,769
You know you want to.

599
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,636
I don't really want to.

600
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:22,988
Just try. You...

601
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:24,687
Just try.

602
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,521
[sighs]

603
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,933
[gentle melody plays]

604
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:54,113
PHIL:
♪ ...never even knew ya

605
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,895
♪ Ah-ah-ah-vay

606
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,730
♪ Mari...

607
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,418
♪ Ee-ee-ee

608
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,636
♪ Ee-ee-ee

609
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:03,985
♪ Ah.

610
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,824
Phil,

611
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,732
that... was... gorgeous.

612
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:09,997
Those are not the words
to that song, though.

613
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,870
"Ave Maria,
I never really knew ya"?

614
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,522
I was just going with it.Well,

615
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:16,216
this has been fun,
but I got to go.

616
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,834
You want to know what I want?

617
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:26,839
I want you...
to contact my wife Tammy.

618
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:28,583
She's okay with this.

619
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,194
And I want you
to go in our sauna.

620
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,024
We have a sauna in our house.

621
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,242
And she knows
how hot to make it.

622
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,722
You just follow her rules.

623
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:38,632
You guys are gonna drink
two bottles of Chardonnay.

624
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,588
Then you're gonna have sex.

625
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,936
She's gonna be on top,
she's gonna do all the work.

626
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,246
So you're gonna have
her smell all over.

627
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:47,863
Then you're gonna drive
straight here,

628
00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:50,474
and I'm gonna smell you
from knees to tits,

629
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,256
front and back,
for ten straight minutes,

630
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,820
no talking.

631
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,257
Then you're gonna leave, and
we're never gonna discuss it,

632
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:58,484
and we will never
make eye contact.

633
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:01,884
You do that...
I give you the name.

634
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,488
I just miss the smell
of that woman.

635
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,360
That's the air I breathe,
that's my freedom.

636
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,581
Deal.
[chuckles]

637
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,101
Great.
Oh, yes!

638
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,185
[sighs]
Or...

639
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,934
I could just arrange for her to
come in for a conjugal visit.

640
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:17,716
They don't... they don't
do those anymore. Those are...

641
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,590
That's just an idea from the
movies. It's not a real thing.

642
00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,902
Oh, it's a veryreal thing.No, it isn't.

643
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:24,508
Phil told me
they don't exist.No, they've stopped doing those.

644
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,510
I don't know who gave Phil that
information, but he's wrong.

645
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,563
There's a fuck box
right behind this prison.

646
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:32,118
I want to go
in the fuck box with Tammy.Done.

647
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:36,427
You promise
that I can trust you?

648
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,865
I do.

649
00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:44,534
This is me writing down
Chief's partner's name,

650
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,920
and if you can get that done,
then this is yours.

651
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,013
We have a deal?
Absolutely.

652
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,441
Okay, good.
Great.

653
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,968
Then this is yours.
Great.

654
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,971
Great. Magic.
[sighs]

655
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,543
Phil, do you mind
coming over here?

656
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,840
On my way.Thanks.

657
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:01,759
Do you mind putting two fingers
into Phil's mouth

658
00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,334
and seeing what you find?

659
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,901
Ugh.

660
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,119
Oh. Really?

661
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,458
I insist.

662
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,638
You'll want to.

663
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,644
Oh.

664
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,297
[groans]

665
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,560
Ugh.
Deeper.

666
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,522
No. Don't tell me. No!

667
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,738
"Gary Westbrook." Hmm.

668
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:27,094
Thank you very much,
Haldeman. [laughs]
Magic.

669
00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:28,924
Thank you
about the Tammy thing.It's been a pleasure.

670
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,142
Very excited
to have sex with her.And thank you, Victor.

671
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,921
Of course. Yeah.Great work.

672
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,266
Oh!

673
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:37,485
Turns out Phil's real
name is Victor. [laughs]

674
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,146
See... [groans]

675
00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:42,109
...down at the bureau, they've
got this crazy department

676
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:45,109
that just does focus groups
and psychological testing.

677
00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:47,242
You know, in this
case, to find out

678
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,554
what names people
find trustworthy.

679
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,641
Turns out, Phil is a
very trustworthy name.

680
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,121
Victor-- not so much.

681
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,291
Duplicitous,
secretive.

682
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,027
People don't
trust Victors.

683
00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,778
They do trust Phils.

684
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:03,170
[laughing]:
When you threw my boots,

685
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,823
oh, my God.[laughs]
Well...

686
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,997
That was amazing.That was just off
the top of my head. I...

687
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,783
All right, eat
shit, asshole.

688
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,048
[both laugh]

689
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,610
Oh, man.

690
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,617
It was so good.
It was so good.

691
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,616
I'm sorry.

692
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,193
It got real for me, too.

693
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,619
DUSTIN:
Victor!

694
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,616
I'm coming. I'm sorry.

695
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,795
WOMAN [over radio]:
The victim,
Gavin "Chief" Reed, Jr.,

696
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,587
was a known felon

697
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,021
who was apparently
turning witness

698
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:33,157
against
the Las Hormigas Cartel

699
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,380
when he was shot dead
by a sniper

700
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:38,209
in the foyer of the San Diego
Police Department.

701
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,248
♪

702
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:50,132
[sighs]

703
00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,183
♪

704
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,351
♪ I see saints

705
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:02,317
♪ I see angels

706
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,409
♪ Reaching out

707
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:10,190
♪ To touch my hand

708
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:13,977
♪ But I will not

709
00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:17,033
♪ Be forsaken

710
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,727
♪ To live and die

711
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:26,380
♪ In sugarland

712
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:29,387
♪ To live and die

713
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:34,170
♪ In sugarland

714
00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:37,177
♪ To live and die

715
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:40,180
♪ In sugarland.

716
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,183
[vocalizing]

717
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,059
MAN:
Guh-doosh.

718
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:51,061
[whip cracking]

719
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:51,934
[drums beating, tribal grunt]

720
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,410
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721
00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:56,105
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