1 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,596 [helicopter whirring] 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,224 [rock music playing] 3 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,477 [soldier 1] Mail call. Santa's here, fellas! 4 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,105 -Putman! -[Putnam] Thank you, Sergeant. 5 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:23,815 Johnny. 6 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:34,284 Ooh, Johnny, Johnny! 7 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:39,873 -Man, you weren't kiddin'. She is a beaut! -All right. Come on. Give it back. 8 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:43,501 -Hey, Twig, come look at this. [chuckles] -Do you have to call me that? 9 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,337 Yeah. Get a little muscle on those tree branches, we'll talk. 10 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,090 -Yeah. He's got a point, Twig. -Wow. Who's that? 11 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,301 -Johnny's girl back home. -[Twig] Ooh. 12 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,511 [sniffs] Mmm. 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,722 -Smell that perfume? -Ooh. 14 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,559 Yeah, that's the smell of America. Tell her to send one for me, would ya? 15 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:01,728 -[Twig chuckles] -In your dreams, pal. 16 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,022 -[man] Kreese. -Yes, Sergeant? 17 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,858 Command tent. Some captain's in there asking for you. 18 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,402 -[Twig] Uh-oh. -[soldier 2] Oh, good luck! 19 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,362 [both laugh] 20 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,948 [ominous music plays] 21 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,745 [man grunting] 22 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,877 [thudding] 23 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:27,796 [grunts] 24 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,964 Captain. 25 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:34,427 At ease. 26 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,264 [exhales sharply] 27 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,557 So you must be Kreese? 28 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,062 Yeah. Well, your CO tells me you're a real go-getter. 29 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,314 Volunteerin' to walk point. 30 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,483 joinin' ambush teams. 31 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,569 You got a death wish, kid? 32 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,697 Not wishin' for it, just not afraid of it. 33 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,159 -Is that right? -Some people can't tell the difference. 34 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,705 You have any idea how many men we have in this hellhole? 35 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,082 -In 'Nam? -Yeah. 36 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,252 Probably half a million. 37 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,547 Most of 'em don't make a damn bit of difference. 38 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:13,550 But you... 39 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,678 You can make a difference. 40 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,847 -That's why I'm here, sir. -Mm-hmm. 41 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,056 Defend my country. 42 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:21,641 Be a hero. 43 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,601 Be a... [laughs] 44 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,522 That's good. 45 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,108 'Cause I'm formin' a team. 46 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:34,195 We'll work out of CCN. Direct action missions into north Vietnam. 47 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,780 This is the real war. 48 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,074 We'll go sterile into triple canopy jungle. 49 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,951 No insignias, no ID. 50 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,662 The team will be you, me, and a few specialists. 51 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,248 -I know a couple guys, sir. -I'll train you myself. 52 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:49,252 Guerrilla tactics, demolitions, hand-to-hand combat. 53 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,504 What kind of hand-to-hand, sir? 54 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,424 You wanna defeat your enemy, gotta fight like your enemy. 55 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,427 I learned Tang Soo Do during the Korean War 56 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,471 under Master Kim SunYung. You'll learn the same. 57 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,100 -If you think you can handle it. -You're goddamn right I can. 58 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,270 Sir. 59 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,857 All right, you make it through, you'll get your beret... [laughs] 60 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:11,941 ...a few scars, 61 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,028 maybe even a battlefield commission to boot. 62 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,946 If I don't make it through? 63 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,949 Well, then you'll show up on some MIA list in 30 years 64 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,535 when they declassify all this shit. 65 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:26,873 [spits] I'm asking you to become more than just a soldier, son. Understand that? 66 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,918 If we're gonna do this, 67 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,170 we need the absolute best. 68 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,590 [rock music playing] 69 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:37,592 Yeah! Whoo! 70 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,052 [captain] We need strength. 71 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,178 Yes! 72 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,307 -[captain] We need determination. -[girl] What? 73 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,518 [captain] We need brutality. 74 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,853 Yeah! [laughs] 75 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,481 [captain] All you have to do is say yes... 76 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,692 ...and I will mold you into the ultimate weapon. 77 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,653 So... 78 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,696 are you in or not? 79 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,282 All in, sir. 80 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:02,825 [captain] Excellent. 81 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,296 [Johnny] "Hey, Johnny. It really has been a long time. 82 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,883 I don't even want to think about how many years. 83 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,761 But I'm still glad we went to high school in the '80s. 84 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,264 -We had the best music." -[chuckles] Hell yeah! 85 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,225 "Life has taken me in all kinds of directions since then. 86 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,727 I've been blessed with my family and career. 87 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,189 And I could probably still kick your ass at air hockey. 88 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,276 It's crazy how things change. 89 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,195 I remember we used to see each other every day." 90 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,113 Hmm. 91 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,323 "Now I don't know the first thing about you. 92 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,867 Who are you now? 93 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,745 Your profile is pretty bare. 94 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,415 What are you up to these days? 95 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,166 Ali." 96 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,630 What are you up to these days? 97 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,427 [sighs] 98 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,097 I'm home! 99 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,017 The conquering hero has returned. 100 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,770 Hey, wait till I tell you what happened over there. 101 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,690 -It was truly amazing. -Oh. 102 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,277 [Daniel] And I come bearing gifts. 103 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,572 I got this randoseru bag for Sam 104 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,991 and these crazy Kit-Kats for Anthony. 105 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,993 Soy sauce as a Kit-Kat flavor! 106 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,412 I know, I know. It shouldn't work, but it does. 107 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,582 I thought next weekend we could go to wine country. Just you and I. 108 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,210 -Hey, guys. Come down. -Uh, the kids are at your mother's. 109 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,589 Oh. My mother's? Why, what happened? 110 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,966 John Kreese. 111 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,763 [hisses] 112 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,807 [Mitch] Man, it was so sick! Tory was just kickin' ass. 113 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,184 I took care of Chris. 114 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:54,395 Hawk got that beta Demetri in an arm bar like Chris Jericho 115 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,189 and just... [mimics break] 116 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,273 Cold-blooded. 117 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,193 -No mercy! -[Red] Way to go, Hawk. 118 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,364 I didn't think you were actually gonna do it. 119 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,742 They got what they deserved for what they did to Miguel. 120 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,873 -Still haven't seen him, have you? -I don't wanna talk about it. 121 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,918 [door opens, bell jangles] 122 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:28,012 Look at this freak. What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit? 123 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,472 [Kreese] Class. 124 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,432 Welcome our new students. 125 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,482 I'm gonna call you guys... Chodenose and Taintbreath. 126 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,026 -What the hell did you just say? -Oh, uh, nothing. 127 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,612 It's just this thing we do around here sometimes. 128 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,406 OK. 129 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,827 Sensei, I don't think these guys are Cobra Kai material. 130 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,205 Weren't you the one saying that we should get new recruits? 131 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,540 [new students giggling] 132 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:59,544 Well, yeah. But... Look, I know some of these guys and they're-- 133 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:00,920 Natural athletes. 134 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,714 Which is exactly what's been missing in our dojo. 135 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,551 Everyone, fall in. 136 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,267 Joining Cobra Kai is a privilege. 137 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,852 It's not a gift. 138 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:20,731 Which is why our recruits must earn their position in this dojo. 139 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,443 Prepare yourselves for combat. 140 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,781 Only the strong will survive. 141 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,245 [rope straining] 142 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,373 Are you ready, or what? 143 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,792 I hate this. This is ridiculous. 144 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,796 -What's ridiculous about it? -I look like a giant baby! 145 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,717 The way you're whining and not walking, you might as well be a baby. 146 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,220 Isn't there a more badass way we can do this? 147 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,932 You think tapping your foot at a concert makes you ready for badass training? 148 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,728 Your legs are still pussies! Now, you ready to stand? 149 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,188 -Yes. -OK. 150 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,398 One, two... 151 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,608 [exhales heavily] 152 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,109 ...three, go. 153 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,488 All right. Better fall that time. 154 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,573 Let's take five. 155 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:11,949 [sighs] 156 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:17,496 You know, uh, 157 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,917 Mom's been talking about you a lot recently. 158 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,585 Oh, yeah? 159 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,505 She says thank you for taking me to that concert. 160 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,923 She say anything else? 161 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:28,883 No. 162 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,885 You writing a novel? 163 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,597 Oh. No, it's a Facebook message. 164 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,515 That? To who? 165 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,892 I, uh... 166 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,520 -Babe from high school. -Oh. 167 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,604 Ali. 168 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,941 Ali? Like, the Ali? 169 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,194 This is huge. This is huge! 170 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,905 This is so... But I mean, you're not gonna send that, right? 171 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,659 You cannot send her that message. 172 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,995 -Why not? -Because it's, like, 80 pages. 173 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,330 In all caps. 174 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,875 I have 35 years' worth of stuff to say, all right? 175 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,212 OK, yeah, yeah. yeah. But shorter messages are way cooler. 176 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:09,423 Like, this just looks desperate. And a little creepy. 177 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,842 Sending her this would be like if you... 178 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,096 like if you liked all of her photos. 179 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:18,724 Oh, no. 180 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:20,935 Oh, no! 181 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,479 What the hell, man? I enjoyed the photos! 182 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,399 And there's a button for that, why wouldn't I click it? 183 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,192 Because she can see that. 184 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,195 [sighs] All right, I got amped-up, OK? 185 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:34,448 Look, she put a smiley face. It's even got little red cheeks. 186 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:38,160 Is she gettin' hot? Feelin' hot? What am I supposed to do with that? 187 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,538 I think it's just a smiley face. Let's see. 188 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,167 OK, she says she wants to know what you've been up to. 189 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,505 Good. This is good. We can salvage this. Let's just make you a kick-ass profile. 190 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,425 You'll be sending your message from a position of strength. 191 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:55,845 Uh... First we need to get some pictures. Do you have any photos? 192 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,263 -Yeah, photos? -Yeah. 193 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,681 -Yeah, don't move. -OK. 194 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,600 [chuckles] I said "don't move!" 195 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,312 [Daniel] I can't believe you went over to that dojo. 196 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,480 Are you OK? I mean, is Sam OK? 197 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,858 She's shaken up. How could she not be? 198 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,652 Honestly, I'm shaken up too 199 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,239 with a Cape Fear level karate psycho terrorizing the neighborhood. 200 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,825 See? It sounds crazy when you say it out loud. 201 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,536 No. Sounds crazy when other people said it. 202 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,038 But now I'm saying it. 203 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,622 Look, the man is sick. 204 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,666 He's got weapons on his walls. 205 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,711 And his students broke Demetri's arm. 206 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,588 Wait, wait, wait. They did what? 207 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:31,922 [mouthing] 208 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,217 -[sighs] I'm going over there. -What, are you gonna hit him? 209 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,012 Look, It's that kind of insanity got us into this mess. 210 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:42,099 And sanity will get us out, OK? We're gonna stop him. We have to. 211 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,354 -But we're gonna do it my way. -What's your way? 212 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,939 Going to the police. 213 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,738 [Kreese] Class, prepare for combat. 214 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,824 -[student 1] All right. -[Brucks] Pet snake! Legit! Yeah. 215 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:05,748 Holy shit! You remember? Look, it's the kid with the lip! 216 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:10,211 -Yo, I thought he moved. -Oh, shit. You're right! Right. 217 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,796 -[Kyler] Dude! -[Brucks] Whoa! 218 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,882 -The hair kinda distracts you from it. -[laughs] 219 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,342 [Kreese] All right, class. 220 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,969 Let the games begin. 221 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,852 -You. -[Brucks] Ooh! 222 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,604 All right, bro. You got this. 223 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,774 [laughs] You. 224 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,281 Man, I'm so pumped! 225 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,660 [Kreese] Ready? 226 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,748 -Ai! -[groans] 227 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,250 [dramatic music plays] 228 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,336 Now you're dead. 229 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,047 [grunting] 230 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:56,549 [Mitch yells] 231 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,677 [Mitch groans] 232 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,266 [tapping] 233 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:08,936 [Mitch coughs] 234 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,064 Finish him. 235 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,819 [student] That's rough. 236 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,365 [Brucks] Ooh! 237 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,034 Yo, lights out, baby. [Kyler grunts] 238 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,538 Where you going? 239 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,248 To my spot. 240 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,208 [Kreese] You lost to an untrained fighter. 241 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,628 -He's going to take your spot on the team. -[Brucks] All right! 242 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,137 Sensei, Assface has been loyal to the dojo. 243 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,056 I'm afraid he's not... 244 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,435 Cobra Kai material. 245 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,190 I told you, only the strong will survive. 246 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,401 Combat! Ready? Fight! Come on, kill me. 247 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,030 [grunts] 248 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,410 [grunting] 249 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:12,666 You lose concentration on the battlefield, and you're dead meat! You understand? 250 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,504 - Yes, Captain. Sorry, I just thought-- -Don't think! 251 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,591 Your enemy wants you dead, you have two choices. Kill or be killed. 252 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,636 No hesitation, no second thoughts, and no mercy! 253 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,764 -What if they surrender? -[captain] Never trust your enemy. 254 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:31,143 You can leave all that peace and love crap for the college sissies back home! 255 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,854 Now, gentlemen, we have a mission tomorrow. Are we ready? 256 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,272 [all] Yes, sir. 257 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,358 -You better hope so. -[sergeant] Captain. 258 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,319 Now go get some rest. You're gonna need it. 259 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,782 [man] Hey, Herman. Over here. 260 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,415 [soldier] Captain Turner took that hit though. 261 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667 [captain] Jesus. 262 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,004 Not a word of this to Kreese, understood? 263 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,590 A distraction like that could get him killed. 264 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,637 I'll be home soon, doll face. 265 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,273 [Johnny] Those are my only photos. Don't have much after high school. 266 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900 Oh, OK, um... 267 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,862 Do you have any where you're wearing a shirt maybe? 268 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,946 Yes. 269 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,157 -Here you go. How's that? -OK. 270 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,993 Uh, that's, um... 271 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,414 You know, we're probably just better off going with some new photos. 272 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,040 Yeah, like present day? 273 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,000 Mmm. 274 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,836 Not sure I want you to grease me up right now. 275 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,880 Baby oil gets over everything. 276 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,549 I'm not gonna grease... 277 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,846 I was just thinking maybe we could go with something more contemporary. Yeah? 278 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:53,225 Yes! We'll look at what Ali's into, take pictures of me doing the same stuff! 279 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,769 -Not exactly what I meant. -I'm not doing yoga. 280 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,313 -No. -I will pet a dog. 281 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,230 Mm-hmm. 282 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,108 Think the aquarium will let me get in with the dolphins? 283 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,192 I don't know. 284 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,279 You know what? We could Fotomat it. 285 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,240 -What? -All right. Let's go, Hot Wheels. C'mon. 286 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,743 Right, let's do it. 287 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,578 [officer grunts] 288 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:18,334 All right. So, you're lookin' to file a complaint against a... 289 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,795 -John Kreese? -Yeah, a restraining order, that's right. 290 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,173 -[typing on keyboard] -Hmm. 291 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,424 Something wrong? 292 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,385 An emergency protective order has already been filed. 293 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:30,971 Really? 294 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,390 Oh, uh... 295 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,977 -Well, good. -No. It's against you, ma'am. 296 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:37,895 [both] What? 297 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,272 Looks like Mr. Kreese came in and gave a statement. 298 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359 Says here you showed up at his place of business 299 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,361 after hours, enraged. 300 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,529 OK, I was not enraged. 301 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,075 It was a perfectly measured response to a man inciting violence. 302 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,663 -And you struck him? -That's ridiculous. He's a liar. 303 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,626 -Honey? -This story is missing a lot of context. 304 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,710 You hit him? 305 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:08,592 -The man's a menace. He's deranged! -Says here he's a Vietnam veteran. 306 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,344 Green Beret, Silver Star. 307 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,637 Oh, my God. 308 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,516 Those guys suffered a lot of turmoil. The mental health stigma is real. 309 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,936 -You oughta be more considerate. -I don't care if he has 50 Purple Hearts. 310 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:23,273 I still wanna file a restraining emergency protection thing against him. 311 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:28,028 OK, but it'd just be the same thing. You can't be within 500 yards of him, so... 312 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,823 This is a joke. Are you gonna take his word for it? 313 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,908 It's up to a judge to sort out. 314 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,328 Sign here to acknowledge you've been served these papers. 315 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,287 [scoffs] 316 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,749 Thanks for coming in. That makes it a lot easier. 317 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,335 Oh, sure. Glad we could make it convenient for you. 318 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,631 I have another idea. 319 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,466 But it's the nuclear option. 320 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,428 I hate it with every fiber of my being. 321 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,974 [dramatic music playing] 322 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,225 [both grunting] 323 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,361 -You chipped my tooth, bitch. -You needed braces anyway. 324 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,323 Good job, Nichols. 325 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,076 You know the drill. Off the mat. 326 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,040 [Brucks] Damn, girl! 327 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,876 You see that? 328 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,627 You. Big boy. 329 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,923 [laughs] Oh, yeah! All right, who's going down next? 330 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,550 -Come on. -[Kyler] Let's go. 331 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,676 He's mine. 332 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,180 Get him, Lip! 333 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,268 OK, all right. Let's see if I can fix that lip of yours then. 334 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,519 [screeching hawk] 335 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,399 [Brucks] Dude! 336 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,119 -[grunts] -[aggressive electronic music plays] 337 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,998 [both grunting] 338 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,134 Wait. Stop. 339 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,847 -Finish him. -[grunting] 340 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,646 [yelling] 341 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,711 [Brucks groaning weakly] 342 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,548 All right, class. I think we can call it a day. 343 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,550 Somebody pick him up. 344 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,556 [funky pop music playing] 345 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,976 -All right. You get it? -[Miguel] Got it. 346 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,727 Let's see. 347 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,106 All right, looks good. Let's go. 348 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,816 ♪ Girl, pick your face up ♪ 349 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,695 ♪ I wanna see you move Hey, hey, hey ♪ 350 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,241 ♪ Turn the lights down It's gonna get loud ♪ 351 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,868 [Miguel] No! Don't touch it! 352 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,204 -[guard] Sir, excuse me? -Wha... Yeah, sorry. Didn't know. 353 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,298 Yeah. 354 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,139 -[Miguel] That's one way to do it. -What the hell is this shit? 355 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,348 It's a dragon roll. 356 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,227 So basically, you have some fresh avocado, some chopped up cucumber, 357 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,354 some snow crab, and unagi on top. 358 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,524 -What? "Unagi"? -Yeah, it's freshwater eel. 359 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,903 -Eel? People actually eat that crap? -It's very popular. 360 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,529 Just have an open mind. 361 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,073 -Just take the picture. Ready? -Yeah. 362 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,284 Just... yeah. 363 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,829 -Yeah, there we go. All right. Yes. -Mmm! 364 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,415 -Oh, OK. OK, got it. -Mmm! 365 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541 -Got it? -Yeah. 366 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,298 All right, I'm gonna go wash my mouth out. You want that? 367 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,591 No, not anymore. 368 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,024 Miguel? 369 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,694 -Tory. -How'd you know I worked here? 370 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,198 I didn't. I thought you worked at the roller rink. 371 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,491 No, that's at night. 372 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,620 I gotta work two jobs now. Mom's not doing well. 373 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,873 I'm sorry. 374 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,459 No, I'm sorry. 375 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,339 I know that I should've come to see you. 376 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,551 I just didn't know how to help. 377 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,804 So you did nothing. 378 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,228 I felt guilty about everything. 379 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,985 But we're doing everything we can to get back at Miyagi-Do for what they did. 380 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,822 As Sensei Kreese says, "If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt." 381 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,116 Nobody else got hurt, Tory. 382 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,703 -I'm the one in a wheelchair. -Yeah, I just meant-- 383 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,121 I know what you meant. 384 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,459 I never cared about Miyagi-Do or Kreese, 385 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,003 I cared about us. 386 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,879 Did you? 387 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,967 Or were you just going out with me to get Sam's attention? 388 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,304 -Is that really what you think? -I saw you with her. 389 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,475 -I didn't have a choice. -Yes, you did, Tory! 390 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,562 I know you're helping your mom, but... 391 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,105 you need help. 392 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,232 [scoffs] You think I'm crazy? 393 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,652 -I didn't say that. -No, that's OK. Everyone does. 394 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,072 I don't give a shit. All that matters is who wins in the end. 395 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,242 Nice seeing you. 396 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,123 [door opens and closes] 397 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,503 [Amanda] We're so happy you could join us, Armand. 398 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,632 -Sorry your wife couldn't make it. -She had a... zumba mumba class. 399 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,719 I don't know. Bunch of bullshit. This stuff is good! 400 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,722 It's Daniel's mother's famous chicken cacciatore. 401 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,141 You should try dipping your bread in... 402 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,018 the sauce. 403 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,271 Mmm. Yeah. Very good. So... 404 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,899 why am I here? 405 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,943 Well, we just wanna talk a little business. 406 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,446 You know we don't talk business. 407 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:48,116 I don't trust car salesmen, so I can't make a deal with you. 408 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,787 Well, how about you do a deal with me? 409 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,789 Ah! 410 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,832 [chuckles] 411 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,418 Got a proposal for me, darling? 412 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,254 Just a business proposal, not the indecent kind. 413 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,339 Ah. 414 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,800 All right. Tell me. What? 415 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,388 I want you to evict a tenant in your Reseda strip mall. 416 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,140 Is this about the snake karate? 417 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,394 Why would I evict him? He's an excellent tenant. 418 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,270 Much better than the last guy. 419 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,982 No, he's a danger to our community. He's unstable. 420 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,151 -He's unpredictable. -[Armand] So? 421 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,571 His rent is predictable. He pays on time all the time. 422 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:31,618 OK, and just out of curiosity, how much is that rent exactly? 423 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,829 [laughs] I can't tell you that. 424 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,289 It would be, how you say... 425 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,083 unethical. 426 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,127 We'll double it. 427 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,253 Amanda! 428 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,046 Nuclear option. 429 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,716 No, I want triple. 430 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,927 Look, all we want is Kreese to be gone. 431 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,513 Then you can rent out the space to another tenant. 432 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,515 Ah. 433 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,975 The double-dip. 434 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,520 Mmm. I like the double-dip. 435 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,814 Mmm. 436 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,777 -Deal! -[chuckles] 437 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,823 -We want him out by tomorrow. -All right. No problem. Tomorrow. 438 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:12,367 Anyway, 439 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,953 it was great doing business with... 440 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,080 one of you. [laughs] 441 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,595 [sighs] 442 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,642 [sentimental music playing] 443 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,330 -[Kreese] I have eyes on the target. -[captain] Status on air support? 444 00:24:58,413 --> 00:24:59,372 No response. 445 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,918 [captain] Damn it. This goes south and they don't know where we are, 446 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,211 it's on you. 447 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,798 -[Kreese] Ponytail's in position. -All right, we're live. 448 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,345 -Please work. -Kreese, when he clears, you light 'em up. 449 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,764 -[radio static crackles loudly] -Oh, shit! 450 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,432 [captain] Blow it. Blow it now! 451 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:20,644 -I can't! -Take 'em out so we can get outta here! 452 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,563 -He's still there, Captain. -Then he's dead. Blow it! 453 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,649 [soldiers speaking Vietnamese] 454 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,488 -[groans] -[Kreese] No! 455 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,908 [soldiers speaking Vietnamese] 456 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,669 You son of a bitch, Kreese! 457 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,046 We had 'em. You killed us! 458 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,548 I... I couldn't. 459 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,219 [speaks Vietnamese] 460 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,101 Johnny, I'm... 461 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,522 [gun cocks] 462 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,316 [gun fires] 463 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,653 Oh, God, he's dead because of me! It's my fault. God! 464 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,238 Shut your goddamn mouth, Silver! 465 00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:18,159 I told you not to hesitate, and now look what you did! 466 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,328 Look at him, Kreese! Look! 467 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,414 [somber music playing] 468 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,419 [door opens, bell jangles] 469 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,760 What do you want? 470 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,055 Look, you pay your rent on time, 471 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,390 but, unfortunately, 472 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,601 I got a much higher offer for this space. 473 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,728 So, uh... 474 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,731 you can't rent here anymore. 475 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:52,569 -What about our contract? -All my contracts have escape clauses. 476 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:54,487 And I have eviction papers. 477 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,406 Uh, so... 478 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,908 you have to leave today. 479 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,327 That's not happening. 480 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,453 [Armand sighs] 481 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,873 -Erik! Grigor! -[bell jangles] 482 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,958 [dramatic music playing] 483 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,091 My nephews are going to help you leave. 484 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,344 Whether you like it or not. 485 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,096 [nephews grumble softly] 486 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,265 I just cleaned the blood off that mat. 487 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,187 Oh, well. 488 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,315 [Johnny] Focus! 489 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:36,321 Come on, this is worse than yesterday! You aren't trying. What's the problem? 490 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,989 You saw your ex. Big deal. 491 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,912 Big deal? Dude, look at you. We spent all day doing bullshit for your ex, 492 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,914 making you look like someone you're not. 493 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,500 At least I told my ex how things really were! 494 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,420 Done with your little hissy fit or are you just giving up? 495 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,048 -No, you are. -What'd you say? 496 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,383 You're the one giving up. 497 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,967 -I don't know-- -Quiet! 498 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,970 You let Kreese take your dojo. 499 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,973 You let Hawk, Tory, and everyone else think you're weak. 500 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,892 Because it was a mistake to begin with. 501 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,104 I shouldn't have brought back Cobra Kai, look what happened. 502 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,732 What happened is you helped people then walked away like a pussy. 503 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,322 You're a sensei. It's who you are. If you can't see that, you're blind. 504 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,412 -Miguel... -What? 505 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:29,916 Huh. 506 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,001 [gasps] 507 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,255 -Am I doing it? -You're doing it. 508 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,175 -Holy shit! I'm doing it. -You're doing it! 509 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,388 -Thank you. -Nah. 510 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,182 No, thank you. 511 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,318 [Johnny] I look ridiculous. 512 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,537 [gentle rock music playing] 513 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,375 [Johnny] Ali. You're right. It's crazy how things change. 514 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,920 For a long time, I didn't have much direction in my life. 515 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:18,214 But then, things got better. 516 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,176 I met a kid who needed some help. 517 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:24,012 So I got back into karate, became a sensei. 518 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,556 -Oh, yes! -[Johnny] There were ups and downs. 519 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,266 I even gave up for a while. 520 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,977 But I can't give up anymore. 521 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,898 I have a long way to go to be a better man, a better father, 522 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,399 a better teacher. 523 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,319 But I can make a difference in these kids' lives. 524 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:43,490 It's a tough world out there, and I can help them be ready for it. 525 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,991 That's what I've been up to. 526 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,910 That's who I am. 527 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,286 I'm a sensei. 528 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:51,831 Nah, too long. 529 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,000 [peppy new wave music plays] 530 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,512 [Louie] Thank you again for your business. 531 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,222 While your car's being serviced, 532 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,974 I wanna hook you up with an Enterpise rental, very classy. 533 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,977 My man Anoush is gonna help you pick out something special. 534 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,021 He's new and a little slow, 535 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,649 so forgive him if he's not as polished as me. 536 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:21,110 I trained you. You were the garbage man in the break room. 537 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,404 See, this is what I'm talking about. 538 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,159 He's the owner's cousin, so... 539 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,661 Right this way. 540 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,247 [Daniel] Looks like our ducks are finally in a row. 541 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,332 The dealership's back on its feet, 542 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:37,627 Kreese is out of our lives. How shall we celebrate? 543 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,297 I was thinking maybe, like, a banner 544 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,966 that says "I told you so." 545 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,760 Uh-huh. All right. Go ahead. Get it out of your system. 546 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:46,719 I don't know, babe. 547 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,849 All I'm saying is if I was around in '84. you may not have as many stories to tell. 548 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:54,143 -Uh-huh. -I beat Cobra Kai in, what? One afternoon. 549 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:58,064 All right. I did save the dealership though. Don't I get a little credit? 550 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,275 You get more than a little. 551 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,946 -I can't believe it's over. -[cell phone rings] 552 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,198 -Here we go. -Oh, put it on speaker. 553 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,785 -Hey, Armand. -LaRusso. The deal is off. 554 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,620 [Amanda] What? We had an agreement. 555 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,582 [Armand] No, no, no, no. I can't get out of contract. 556 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,667 [dramatic music plays] 557 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,919 Hello, Danny boy. 558 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,590 Nice try. But you can't end a war with diplomacy. 559 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,469 So I suggest you prepare your students for battle. 560 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,680 Because now, 561 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,640 it's open season. 562 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:34,934 On them... 563 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,269 and you. 564 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,272 [people screaming] 565 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,732 [man] Snake. Snake! 566 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,568 [hissing] 567 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:53,870 -Oh, God, I hate snakes! -Dude. Stop being a little bitch, OK? 568 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,706 Oh, shit, I think it touched me! I think it touched me! 569 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,000 Oh, my God! 570 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,511 [electronic music plays]