1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:03,271 ELI'S MOM: No, you don't understand. 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:06,040 My son is getting bullied every day. 3 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:08,109 Yeah, they call him names. 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,846 "Freak," "loser," "shitlip." 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,215 It's not right. 6 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,718 You have to do something about this. 7 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,524 You're gonna make an announcement? 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,394 Don't have them make an announcement. 9 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,662 Just, please keep his name out of it. 10 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,364 I don't want him to be embarrassed. 11 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,000 I'm sure that this will nip it in the bud. 12 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,236 Uh-huh. 13 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,139 Do you realize what you've done? 14 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,609 The school needed to know that this behavior should not be tolerated. 15 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,043 Don't you get it? They're never going to stop 16 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,613 making fun of me because I'm a loser. 17 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:46,780 That's not true. 18 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:48,682 Wake up, Mom! 19 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,651 I'm a freak. 20 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,154 I'm never gonna have any other friends besides Demetri. 21 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,855 I'm never gonna get a girlfriend, 22 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,158 I'm never gonna be anything other than a kid with a weird lip! 23 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,934 (SOBBING) 24 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,177 (EAGLE SCREECHES) 25 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,180 (WHIRRING) 26 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,618 RICO: There you go, brother. 27 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,890 Thanks, Rico. See you soon, man. 28 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,297 Did you get that for me? 29 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,266 Maybe. 30 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,810 Hey, asshole twins, grab my bag. We're out. 31 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,586 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 32 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,392 The whole fence? 33 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,960 That's like 1,200 square feet. 34 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,730 Actually, times two. You forgot about the other side. 35 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,332 (SIGHS) 36 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,334 Oh, okay, I get it. 37 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,636 You're teaching me muscle memory. 38 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:19,407 Do it a bunch of times, develop unconscious karate techniques. 39 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,210 How about we just cut to the chase 40 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,178 and you show me the moves? 41 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,016 (HUFFING) 42 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,885 (GRUNTS) 43 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,955 I'm not exactly the most flexible. 44 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,524 That's... 45 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,992 And I have a little trouble maintaining balance. 46 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,528 Hope that's not an issue. 47 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,797 Disproportionate limbs. 48 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,101 That's it, side to side. 49 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,641 Can I at least use a roller? 50 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,310 DANIEL: Left circle, right circle. 51 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,145 There you go. 52 00:02:58,579 --> 00:02:59,547 (GROANING) 53 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,881 What? What? 54 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,483 Splinter. 55 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,485 Ah, it's a big one. 56 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,065 (SIGHS) 57 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,100 How much longer are we doing this? 58 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:23,003 My arms are getting tired and I've had to pee since before we started. 59 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,205 (SIGHS) 60 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,742 (BOTH GRUNT) 61 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,378 You're a little rusty, Sensei. 62 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,784 (GRUNTING) 63 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,686 Okay, pay attention. 64 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,355 He's got my neck, I've got his elbow. 65 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,757 If I try to break out... 66 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,627 I dig in and I put him to sleep. 67 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,362 JOHNNY: If I go for his ribs... 68 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,730 (GRUNTS) 69 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,732 He completely exposes his chest. 70 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,936 JOHNNY: Two difficult choices. 71 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,238 What do you do? 72 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,043 (GRUNTING) 73 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,114 You damn the consequences and you power forward. 74 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,049 You may get hurt, 75 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,018 but nobody wins by doing nothing. 76 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:13,721 You make a choice, you make a move, 77 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,957 you go all-in. 78 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,697 Good class today. (CHUCKLES) 79 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,633 You still have a hell of a roundhouse. 80 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,001 You almost caught me with that hook. 81 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:31,505 I think the students got a lot out of the lesson. 82 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,907 But, of course, the most important student was absent. 83 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,144 Your boy. 84 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,614 It's not right that he's over there. 85 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,483 We've talked about this. 86 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,418 Robby wants nothing to do with me. 87 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:45,919 I've tried. 88 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,688 You've tried, huh? 89 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,891 So, you just teach these lessons. 90 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,362 You don't really take 'em to heart. 91 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,265 "Go all-in." 92 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,775 (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 93 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,611 Oh, my God. Yasmine has the same bikini as me. 94 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,246 Tell her she can stay in France. 95 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,387 Hey. 96 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,554 TORY: Oops. 97 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,289 Must've slipped out of my hand. 98 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,860 What are you even doing over there? 99 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:30,864 Going all-in. 100 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,408 That was my last mozzarella stick. 101 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,143 (SCOFFS) Gotta pay the vig, blood. 102 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,815 What's the matter with you? 103 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,049 Something you should see. 104 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,890 ELI: "Very unprofessional sensei." 105 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,661 "Does not take into account safety or personal boundaries." 106 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,863 "Facility in need of a major face-lift." 107 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,331 Who the hell does this guy think he is? 108 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,740 ROBBY: I don't know if we'll ever use this in a fight, 109 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,708 but if we're ever forced into a dance battle, 110 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,610 we're set. (LAUGHING) 111 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:17,945 Whoa. (GASPS) 112 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:22,282 Uh, hey, are we doing shirts versus skins? 113 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,217 'Cause I prefer to be a shirt. 114 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,454 Not saying that you have to be a skin. 115 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:27,955 Unless you want to. 116 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,723 I support your right to choose. 117 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,391 Demetri. Over here. 118 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,695 Hey, Mr. L, before we begin... 119 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,500 What's... 120 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:44,237 It's a note from my mom excusing me from any extensive arm and leg movements. 121 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:48,375 So, uh, if there's an alternative lesson I could do... 122 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,077 Maybe a workbook. 123 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,213 Show me "sand the floor." 124 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:56,383 You want me to sand it again? It's... It's pretty smooth. 125 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,718 No, no, not actually... 126 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,620 The movement. 127 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,455 Show me the movement. Remember? 128 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:03,791 You ready? 129 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,694 (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) 130 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,829 You kicked me! Why didn't you block, Demetri? 131 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,331 You know this. This is the muscle memory. 132 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,768 In case you haven't noticed, I don't have muscles. 133 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,438 Do you want to be here, Demetri? 134 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,740 Not really. 135 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,274 Then why are you here? 136 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:28,782 My whole life I've been, let's just say, less than popular. 137 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,952 But at least I had a few friends. 138 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,523 And then Cobra Kai comes to town, 139 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,792 and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate 140 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,260 and becoming alpha jerks. 141 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:44,031 I'm literally being threatened by my best friend. 142 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,134 I just wanted to show I could fight back. 143 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,873 Look, I understand what you're going through. 144 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,808 I do. 145 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,478 But Miyagi-Do isn't about showing off. 146 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,214 It's about... Self-defense. I... I know. 147 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,686 Problem is, my self is too weak. 148 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,193 (EXHALES) 149 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,167 (DOOR OPENS) 150 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,339 Hey, excuse me. Do you know what happened to the people who live here? 151 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,876 Excuse me, hablas English? 152 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,482 (BEEPING) 153 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,019 (LINE RINGING) 154 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:42,322 (ON RECORDING) Hey, it's Jen. Talk some words. Maybe I'll call you back. 155 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,563 SAM: Oh-ho-ho. Sweet man bun. 156 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:52,099 (LAUGHS) I told you it was a horrible picture. 157 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,601 You know, if you were friends with me at the time, 158 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,202 I could have warned you that this was a fad. 159 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,572 Yeah, well, I'm stuck with it for five years, so no biggie, right? 160 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,273 (CHUCKLES) Wait. 161 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,509 "Robert Swayze Keene"? 162 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,111 (ROBBY CHUCKLING) 163 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:07,414 My mom was a huge fan of Patrick Swayze. He was an actor in the '80s. 164 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,051 Yeah, like I haven't seen Dirty Dancing, like, 100 times. 165 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,686 My mom made me watch it all the time. 166 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,321 Made you? 167 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,757 Okay, maybe I liked it. 168 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,325 (CHUCKLES) 169 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,628 I'm more partial to his performance in Donnie Darko. 170 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,863 Interesting movie. 171 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:26,099 Mmm, time travel logic left a lot to be desired. 172 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,369 Wait. Is today Wednesday? 173 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,804 Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 174 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,840 The new issue of Dungeon Lord came out. 175 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,508 Um, do you guys want anything from the comic book store? 176 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,344 Um, no, thanks. 177 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,714 Okay, uh, I'll be right back. Make sure no one throws away my chicken. 178 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,650 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 179 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,420 TORY: You want the rest of this brownie sundae? 180 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,890 I'm not gonna lie to you, I already ate the brownie 181 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,192 and the whipped cream and most of the hot fudge. 182 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,295 So, you saved me the melted ice cream? 183 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,529 Yeah, the best part. 184 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:57,965 (CHUCKLES) 185 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,702 Seriously. What are you working on? 186 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,270 Um... 187 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,273 Is it something dirty? Show me. No, it's nothing dirty. 188 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,407 Come on. 189 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,712 I could use a girl's opinion on this actually. 190 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,547 But you have to promise not to laugh. 191 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,816 I can't make that promise. 192 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,788 (SIGHS) Ta-da. 193 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,992 ** I know there's something 194 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,727 ** In the wake of your smile 195 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,028 The song is this '80s band... 196 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,262 Shh! 197 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,630 ** I get a notion 198 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,434 ** From the look In your eyes, yeah 199 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,171 Is that... Yes, my ex, Sam. 200 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,007 (GRUNTS) 201 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,575 Oh, wait, watch this right here. 202 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,545 ** Listen to your heart... 203 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,016 Sam and I have this thing for octopuses. Or octopi. 204 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,151 It's kind of like our relationship mascot. 205 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,357 ** Listen to your heart ** 206 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,693 So, what do you think? 207 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,096 I think you should delete that. 208 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,366 Put it in the trash, empty the bin and have your laptop cremated. 209 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,769 It's that bad? It makes you look desperate. 210 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,137 Well, I am desperate. 211 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,539 Yeah, but girls aren't into desperate guys. 212 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,541 Well, then how am I supposed to let her know how I feel? 213 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,945 You don't. You have to act like you're totally over her. 214 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,579 Like you don't care. 215 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,014 Then she'll want you back. 216 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,215 And you know how to get over her? 217 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,785 Have a little fun. 218 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,720 And I know just the place. 219 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,070 Don't you worry, Mrs. Goodwin. 220 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,905 Jason here has an E-Class ready for you so you can get on with your day. 221 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,239 (DOOR BELL JINGLING) 222 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,910 Afternoon, welcome to LaRusso, North Hollywood. 223 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,378 Where's Robby? 224 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,114 Oh, wait a minute, it's you. 225 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,383 You know I almost died up on that billboard 'cause of the shit you pulled? 226 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,785 You owe me a new pair of oxfords, pal. 227 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,452 Look, man, I'm not in the mood, all right? 228 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,789 I've been to three of these damn LaRusso dealerships already. 229 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,391 They said Robby's been working here. Just tell me where he is. 230 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,458 Hmm... (CLICKS TONGUE) 231 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,995 I'm sorry. I can't do that. 232 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,064 Look, I know you and Daniel have beef. 233 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,633 He kicked your ass in high school, you've been stewing, 234 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,602 but I got enough crap to deal with 235 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,570 without getting involved in your little karate soap opera, so... 236 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,606 (GRUNTING) Whoa! Whoa! 237 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,241 Okay, okay, okay. 238 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,276 Now you put your hands on me. This is not a dojo. 239 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,945 This is the real world. You don't just throw people around. 240 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,114 This is a place of business, okay? Ow! 241 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,916 Where's Robby? Jesus Christ. 242 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,150 I don't know, he's not here. 243 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,119 Probably Daniel's house. He moved in. 244 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,420 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 245 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,022 He lives with the LaRussos? 246 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,790 (PANTING) 247 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,129 DEMETRI: The Warlock of Narfoor's back? He just died. 248 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,097 Have some continuity. 249 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,305 Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh? 250 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,144 Nice hair. What is this, your Red Hulk phase? 251 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,612 I saw your Yelp review. 252 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,781 Take it down. 253 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,117 And ruin my journalistic integrity? 254 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,987 Look, I'm sorry, but someone had to say something. 255 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,090 And besides, taking it down could hurt my Yelp Elite status. 256 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,325 (GRUNTS) (CLATTERING) 257 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,164 I said take it down. 258 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,967 You think I'm afraid of you? 259 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,102 I know who you really are, 260 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,436 Eli. 261 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,407 So, why don't you, Rocksteady and Bebop 262 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,844 just leave me alone, okay? 263 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,281 (SCOFFS) 264 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,449 Great. So, this is what it's come to. 265 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,750 Gang assault. 266 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,154 Take it down or we take you down. 267 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,891 You'd actually hurt me? 268 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:46,793 Well, guess what? 269 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,828 You're not the only one that knows karate. 270 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,830 I just joined Miyagi-Do. 271 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,567 (NO SHELTER PLAYING) 272 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:58,305 (SCOFFS) All right. Let's see what you got. 273 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,673 (GRUNTING) 274 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,844 MAN: Hey! What's going on back there? 275 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,147 Get him! 276 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,149 ** Young heart is hard to hold 277 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,519 ** It's young and time 278 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,721 ** Time for war 279 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,227 ** Danger! No freedom from 280 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,694 Shit! 281 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:25,632 ** No shelter is easy to come... ** 282 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,267 (WOMAN GRUNTS) 283 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,102 (GRUNTS) 284 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:31,771 What the... 285 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,040 Sorry! 286 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:35,943 Where'd he go? 287 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,611 CHRIS: Come on, man. 288 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,513 We don't have to do this. I think he learned his lesson. 289 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,249 And who told you to think? 290 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,450 Fan out. 291 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,119 Come on. 292 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,524 Right. Of course they left. 293 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,598 It didn't have to be this way. 294 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,700 You could've joined Cobra Kai if you weren't such a pussy. 295 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,569 At least I'm not an asshole. 296 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,703 (MITCH GRUNTS) 297 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,073 You're dead meat. 298 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,108 (SAM GRUNTS) 299 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,546 Get back. You guys need to back off. 300 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,115 I don't want to have to hit a girl. 301 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,916 You wouldn't stand a chance. 302 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,318 (SCOFFS) 303 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,786 Five against three? 304 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,555 More like two and a half. 305 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,062 (ALL GRUNTING) 306 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,251 SAM: Demetri, look out! 307 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,792 DEMETRI: No, no, no, no. 308 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,528 (BOTH GRUNTING) 309 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,431 (CROWD GASPS) 310 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,075 (ROBBY GRUNTS) 311 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,276 (CROWD GASPS) 312 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,650 We saved your chicken. 313 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,784 Thanks. 314 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,321 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 315 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,491 (MUSIC STOPS) 316 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,663 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 317 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,298 JOHNNY: You have my kid in your house? 318 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,701 Johnny? 319 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,504 Oh, hey, Carmen. 320 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,905 Got your washing machine there? 321 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,308 Uh, yeah. 322 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,212 Are you all right? 323 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,980 Oh, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 324 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,082 How are you? 325 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,250 You've been drinking? 326 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,485 Uh... 327 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,854 Okay. 328 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:03,956 Um... 329 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,059 Come, come. Come in. All right. 330 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,362 We'll go to your place? Mmm-hmm. 331 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,099 SAM: It's like we were back at the pond. 332 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,233 You went left... 333 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,834 And you went right. Yeah. 334 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,537 And I can't believe how high you got off that table. 335 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,872 Hey, hey, hey, Mom told me. You guys okay? 336 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,441 Yeah. Yeah, Dad, we're fine. 337 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,310 All right, good. Good. 338 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,877 What... What happened? 339 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,746 Well, they were gonna hurt Demetri. 340 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,947 We had to do something. 341 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,350 Are you mad at us? 342 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,518 Oh... (CHUCKLES) 343 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,919 No, I'm not mad. 344 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,721 I'm proud of you. 345 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,425 Karate isn't only about self-defense. It's about protecting others. 346 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,593 Just don't give me a heart attack like that ever again, all right? 347 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,164 I mean, just 'cause we train to fight, doesn't mean I wanna see you in a fight. 348 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,134 (SIGHS) And you. 349 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,102 I'm glad you're part of this family. 350 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,742 (EXHALES) 351 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:06,119 I heard you ran the 100-yard dash in under ten seconds. 352 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,354 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 353 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,090 Some people learn faster than others. 354 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,525 Don't be discouraged. 355 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,728 Come on. Let's face the facts. 356 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:20,600 I can't sand the floor, I can't wax on, I can barely wax off. 357 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,704 Meanwhile, we've got Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen in there 358 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,005 and I'm just... 359 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,241 Sam Tarly. 360 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,977 Sam Tarly did kill a White Walker. 361 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,981 You watch Game of Thrones? 362 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,917 Oh, I am so down with GoT. 363 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,953 And if it's taught us anything, 364 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,022 it's that anyone could be the hero. 365 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,692 Right? 366 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,696 Come on, show me sand the floor. 367 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,765 Here? Yep. It's as good a place as any. Come on. 368 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,838 Now, we're gonna take it nice and slow. 369 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,873 Okay? Bow to me. 370 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,444 (EXCLAIMS) 371 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,113 Sand the floor. 372 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,018 Look at my eyes. Sand the floor. 373 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,554 Other side. 374 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,360 Nice. 375 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,695 You beat up Demetri over a Yelp review? 376 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,864 What the hell were you even thinking? 377 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,032 He joined Miyagi-Do. 378 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,800 So what? 379 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,869 He's your friend. He's a fucking nerd! 380 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,272 And he'll always be a nerd. 381 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,010 You know what? 382 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,112 I like this. 383 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,283 And I like these. 384 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,553 But I'm not dating a bully. 385 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,189 Where are you going? We're done. 386 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,691 No, we're not. 387 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,895 This means forever. 388 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,797 And I didn't ask you to do that. 389 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,367 Hey. (ENGINE STARTS) 390 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,269 Hey! 391 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,842 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 392 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,458 (GRUNTING) 393 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,439 You get into a fight? 394 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,809 With Miyagi-Do. 395 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,377 (GRUNTING) 396 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,713 We lost. 397 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,717 No, you didn't. 398 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:04,063 The fight is only over when you say it is. 399 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,970 Sounds like you and this Daniel guy have a lot of issues. 400 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,138 (SCOFFS) 401 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,773 Issues. 402 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,675 You don't know the half of it. 403 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,711 He's been a thorn in my side since high school. 404 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,813 What did he do to you in high school? 405 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,550 (GRUNTING) 406 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,888 Let's just say he made my life miserable. 407 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,792 And now, he moves my son into his house. 408 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,963 I just want to finish this. 409 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,632 I, uh, understand that you're angry. 410 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,502 This man sounds like a real jerk. 411 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,204 The worst. 412 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,907 But the toll it's going to take on you, Johnny, 413 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,843 it's not worth it. 414 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,446 These things don't end well. Trust me. 415 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,081 I've seen it with my own eyes. 416 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,352 My ex-husband had many enemies. 417 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,155 The only way to end a rivalry 418 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,291 is for someone to rise above it. 419 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,961 You have to be the bigger man. 420 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:17,303 TORY: Ready? Three, two, one, go! (YELLS) 421 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:20,407 MIGUEL: Oh, my gosh. You are insane. (LAUGHING) 422 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,475 Yeah, I heard that before. (EXHALES) 423 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,678 So dizzy. 424 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,046 You're having fun, right? 425 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,815 Yes, I am having fun. 426 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,352 You know, when you said you had a place to go, 427 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,556 I figured it'd be some place where you needed a fake ID. 428 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,357 No, we can go somewhere like that. 429 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,827 My girlfriend bartends at this place over on Cahuenga. 430 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,797 No, no, no, no. I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. 431 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,400 It looks like an awesome place 432 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,235 to fight off a zombie apocalypse. 433 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,370 Shit, what time is it? 434 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,106 (GRUNTS) 435 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,008 What are we... Wait for it. 436 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,510 (AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING) 437 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:02,682 Holy shit! That was awesome. 438 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:08,087 Every night, 10:36 on the dot. 439 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,190 It's the last flight out of Burbank. Whoa... 440 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,493 Sam and I once went to this ice cream shop in Burbank... 441 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,727 Oh, my God. 442 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,463 You were on such a roll. 443 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,965 You went like almost an hour without mentioning her. 444 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,602 Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry. 445 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,070 Uh... 446 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,706 Sensei just said to go all-in and make a move, 447 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,375 and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. 448 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,279 Well, I think it means exactly what it sounds like. 449 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,514 Yeah? 450 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,049 Make a move. 451 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,124 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 452 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,716 Still up, too, huh? 453 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,719 Too much adrenaline. (CHUCKLES) 454 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,420 You want a s'more? 455 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,088 Never say no to free marshmallows. 456 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,594 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 457 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:24,731 Are you making a s'more with a peanut butter cup? 458 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,467 I call them "sand-mores." I'm kind of a genius. 459 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,939 Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 460 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,473 (BOTH BLOWING) 461 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:44,717 I'm sorry. 462 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,619 No. No, it's okay. 463 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,522 No, I mean, you gotta understand, I've... 464 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:53,960 I've been in a bad situation for a long time. 465 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,495 And now finally, something good's happening and... 466 00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,932 I can't mess it up. 467 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:04,270 Not that you'd be messing it up, but your dad, he... 468 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,805 I understand. 469 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,281 Well, this just got awkward. 470 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,151 Yep. (SIGHS) 471 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,225 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 472 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:37,536 Let's finish the fight. 473 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,072 (CAN RATTLING) 474 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,271 They even took Mr. Miyagi's Medal of Honor. 475 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:20,379 SAM: Dad? 476 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,064 MIYAGI: Choose. 477 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:40,867 Oh, no. 478 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,836 (MIYAGI SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 479 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,137 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 480 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,109 (MIYAGI SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 481 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,785 (IN ENGLISH) Mr. LaRusso? 482 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:00,820 Dad, where are you going? 483 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,054 (ENGINE STARTS) 484 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,829 (GRUNTING) 485 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,464 (CAR APPROACHING) 486 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:14,934 JOHNNY: Nice work, Diaz. 487 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,703 Bow. Go again. (CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 488 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:18,104 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 489 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,207 The hell do you think you're doing? 490 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,775 Like you don't know. 491 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,678 Take your shoes off the mat. You're disrespecting my dojo. 492 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,480 You're seriously gonna talk to me about disrespecting dojos 493 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,016 after what you just did to mine? 494 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,550 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 495 00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,019 I didn't do anything to your dojo. 496 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,021 Just like you didn't slug one of my employees, huh? 497 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,556 (SCOFFING) 498 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:40,659 You know, part of me actually felt bad for you at one point, 499 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:45,497 but you make it so easy to remember who the bad guy is in all of this. 500 00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:48,667 You call yourself a sensei? You don't even know what a sensei is. 501 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,771 A sensei mentors. A sensei elevates. 502 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,974 He doesn't teach destruction and disrespect! 503 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,144 I already said I don't know what you're talking about, LaRusso. 504 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,546 And you don't know what you're talking about either. 505 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,150 Yeah, well, I know you don't... 506 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:07,353 You don't earn a Medal of Honor by stealing it. 507 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:13,059 Let me tell you something about your sensei. 508 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,894 He might teach you how to fight, 509 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:18,697 but he doesn't know a thing about what it takes to truly win at life. 510 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,767 If you want to help yourselves before it's too late, 511 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,935 the doors of Miyagi-Do? Wide open. 512 00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,004 You come in here and poach my students? 513 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,139 And what are you gonna do about it? 514 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,612 You know I'm not gonna strike first. 515 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,887 I'm gonna be a bigger man. 516 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:44,556 Yeah. 517 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,059 We'll see about that. 518 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,566 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 519 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,369 Where do you think you're going? 520 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:58,905 (DOOR CLOSES) 521 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,073 What the hell, Chris? 522 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,409 I never liked it here. 523 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,291 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 524 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,315 JOHNNY: Who trashed the Miyagi dojo? 525 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,018 I want you to figure out who did it. 526 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:47,653 I gotta go deal with something. 527 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,521 (GRUNTING) 528 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,691 JOHNNY: Can you man the fort? JOHN: Of course. 529 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,293 Come back for another beating? Robby. 530 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:56,295 ROBBY: This is one of the guys who was beating on Demetri. 531 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,430 We just want to learn Miyagi-Do karate. 532 00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:01,567 DANIEL: It doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo. 533 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,835 We are all Miyagi-Do. 534 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:03,970 (ALL GRUNTING) 535 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,205 JOHN: You are all Cobra Kai. 536 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,674 You're about to begin your real training.