1
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Kids from my dojo
told me to get an Apple.

2
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You sold me a lemon.

3
00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,075
The piece of shit
won't even turn on.

4
00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,210
First of all, it's a Dell,

5
00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,311
and it's not broken.

6
00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,080
Have you tried pressing
the power button?

7
00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,947
Yeah, of course.
I'm not an idiot.

8
00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,053
(WHIRS)

9
00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,221
(START-UP SOUND)

10
00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,592
Have you seriously
never owned
a computer before?

11
00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,194
Yeah. I'm not a nerd.

12
00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:30,731
All right.

13
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Let's see what you got.

14
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(COMPUTER START-UP SOUND)

15
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Move, stupid arrow.

16
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Bullshit.

17
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Where the hell
is the Internet?

18
00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,747
(BEEPING)

19
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Oh, shit.

20
00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,384
Yeah, asshole,
I clicked all the buttons.

21
00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:51,885
I still can't find
the Internet.

22
00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,954
Have you tried
connecting to the Wi-Fi?

23
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JOHNNY: Obviously.

24
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What's "Wi-Fi"?

25
00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,328
Dude, this is a pawn shop,
not the Geek Squad.

26
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Figure it out.

27
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,035
(CLICKING)

28
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(CHIMES)

29
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(CHUCKLES)

30
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What?

31
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Truth?

32
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I knew it.

33
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You're next.

34
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(BLOWS LANDING)

35
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That gets a thumbs-up.

36
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(LAUGHING)

37
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You've gotta block that!

38
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Ugh. Stupid ads.

39
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DANIEL:
Inner peace, focus, balance.

40
00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,129
These are just
some of the skills
that you will master

41
00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,798
when you join
Miyagi-Do Karate.

42
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I'm Daniel LaRusso,

43
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and before I was
the number-one
auto dealer in the Valley...

44
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What the hell?

45
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...I was two-time All Valley
under-18 champion.

46
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Now, you can learn the secrets
of Okinawan karate,

47
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true karate, by joining
the Miyagi-Do team.

48
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Son of a bitch.

49
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Don't be a snake in the
grass, be a champion.

50
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Tweet us at #TeamMiyagiDo.

51
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And all lessons are free.
That's right, free.

52
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Because at Miyagi-Do,
it's not about the money.

53
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It's about the karate.

54
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

55
00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,484
Um...

56
00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,919
Mulligan, send it back.

57
00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,188
There's no mulligans
in volleyball.

58
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DEMETRI:
(SCOFFS) Says you.

59
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Water break.

60
00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,896
GIRL: "Cobra Kai"?

61
00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,731
You guys won that
karate tournament, right?

62
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The All Valley...
The Rumble in Reseda?

63
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Yes, uh,

64
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we, uh...
We certainly did.

65
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Cool.

66
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We're gonna go for a swim,
but maybe play with you later?

67
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Most def.

68
00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,785
Uh, that means
"most definitely."

69
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(GIGGLES)

70
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(CHUCKLES)
Look at you, player.

71
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It'd be nice if you actually
earned the Cobra Kai cred
you're so happy to take.

72
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When are you ever
gonna sign up?

73
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(STAMMERS)
I don't know.

74
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I'm kind of enjoying
the gain without the pain.

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MIGUEL: Hawk.

76
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ELI: Hey, there's the man.

77
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What's up?

78
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No. No more of this.

79
00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,574
Look,
it's a beautiful day out,

80
00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,975
the beach is packed
with babes.

81
00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,110
No more sulking about Sam.

82
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,613
I'm not sulking about Sam.
It's about Sensei.

83
00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,416
Is this about his rap sheet?
My parents read it online.

84
00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,551
I think it makes him
more badass.

85
00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,052
It's about him
and Robby Keene.

86
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And let's lean more
into the Fourth of July.

87
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,328
More red, white and blue,
more fireworks.

88
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Valley Fest is gonna be
even bigger this year,

89
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so we really want
to stand out, okay?

90
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Mmm-hmm.

91
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I brought lunch for
my favorite CEO.

92
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Come on, you can't
stay mad forever.

93
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And why would I be mad?

94
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Just because my husband spent
half our Q3 marketing budget

95
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on a commercial
for his karate gym?

96
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Uh... You know
it's called a dojo.

97
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Look, the dealership
is gonna get all

98
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the publicity it needs
from Valley Fest.

99
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For Miyagi-Do, this commercial
could be a real game-changer.

100
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Is this a midlife crisis?

101
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Is that what this is?

102
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Is it like the time
that Jessica Bluestein's
husband started that ska band

103
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and then shacked up
with a Pilates instructor
half his age?

104
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Look. (SIGHS)

105
00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,671
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I made the commercial

106
00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,838
without discussing it
with you.

107
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,840
I promise I won't ever
do that again.

108
00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:08,576
Thank you.

109
00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,512
I just need to amp things up
now that John Kreese is back.

110
00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,447
You know, Johnny Lawrence
is one thing,

111
00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,215
but Kreese?
That guy's dangerous.

112
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Oh, yeah, real dangerous.
A geriatric karate coach.

113
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Amanda, this is a man who
literally faked his own death.

114
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Twice, apparently.

115
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I know it sounds nuts,

116
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but that's the kind of
psychopath we're dealing
with here.

117
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Okay, I never thought
I'd say this, Daniel,

118
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but I kind of miss
the simple days
of dicks on billboards.

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ANOUSH: Hey, Sensei? Huh?

120
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Saw the commercial.

121
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Almost makes me want
to get my karate on.

122
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Oh, and for the record, I do
not think that you're guilty
of cultural appropriation.

123
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Cultural what?
What are you even
talking about?

124
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You can suck up
all you want, Anoush,

125
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but you are not
going back to Encino.

126
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We need you here
in North Hollywood.

127
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ANOUSH: I'm not
a North Hollywood guy.

128
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My skin is way
too sensitive for tattoos.

129
00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,521
"Asian whitewashing"?

130
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They're calling me
"Daniel LaRacist" on here.

131
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"Stereotypical music."
That was Mr. Miyagi's
favorite song.

132
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,362
Look, don't worry
about that, okay?

133
00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,698
Some people have nothing
better to do than to post
negative comments.

134
00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,600
The important thing is,
you got a lot of likes.

135
00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,602
Sure, some of those
are probably bots,

136
00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,171
but you'll definitely get
a bunch of students.

137
00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:19,146
So, I did a deep-dive online,
and you were right.

138
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Sensei is definitely
Keene's father.

139
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(SIGHS)

140
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I just don't understand
why he wouldn't tell us.

141
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I don't know.

142
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But it explains why he's
giving us shit for kicking
Keene's ass at the tournament.

143
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Show no mercy,
unless it's his son.

144
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Then we gotta be pussies.

145
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You guys, have you seen
the commercial?

146
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Sam's dad started
his own dojo
and he disses Cobra Kai.

147
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Because at Miyagi-Do,
it's not about the money.

148
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It's about the karate.

149
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"Free karate."
How am I supposed
to compete with that?

150
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"Snake in the grass."
He's talking about us.

151
00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,717
"Miyagi-Do."

152
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I should've taken care
of that old bastard
when I had the chance.

153
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STUDENT: Wait, why are we
paying for karate

154
00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,590
if this other guy's
giving it away for free?

155
00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,092
JOHN: This is an act of war.

156
00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,294
It demands
an immediate response.

157
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,596
I know what it needs.

158
00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,999
And I know exactly
what I'm gonna do.

159
00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,437
(BOTH GRUNTING)

160
00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,076
Remember,
keep moving in a circle.

161
00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,978
You know, I did make it
to the All Valley finals.

162
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That's just 'cause
you didn't have to
get through me.

163
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(CHUCKLES)

164
00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,485
Listen, I wanna thank you.

165
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For what?

166
00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,289
Last week,
I had no hot water.

167
00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,526
This week, I have
a Jacuzzi in my backyard.

168
00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:41,461
Well, I wouldn't get
too excited. We did find
a dead possum in there.

169
00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,596
(BOTH LAUGHING)

170
00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,197
Seriously.

171
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Thank you.

172
00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,200
It's been a little
rough lately,

173
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and it's nice to have
people look out for you.

174
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That's what friends do.

175
00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,744
Not all friends.

176
00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,479
All right, guys.
Enough chitchat.
Let's see where you're at.

177
00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,552
Good afternoon.

178
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,620
Hey, uh, we're looking
for a Miyagi-Do?

179
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,689
You're in the right place.

180
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,190
The commercial said
lessons are free?

181
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,592
They sure are.

182
00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,127
You guys ready to get started?

183
00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,730
Yeah.
DANIEL: Great.

184
00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,298
Have a couple cans
of paint out front.

185
00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,568
The fence back here
could use a fresh coat.

186
00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,002
Robby'll show ya.

187
00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,705
You want us
to paint your fence?

188
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,940
Keep an open mind, guys.
It'll all make sense later.

189
00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,577
In order to fully learn
Miyagi-Do Karate,

190
00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:34,114
you have to unlearn
your misconceptions about
what constitutes training.

191
00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,784
I knew this was bullshit.

192
00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,953
This was all just some scam
to get kids to do
your yard work, huh?

193
00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,655
No, no, no, this is
part of the process.

194
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,523
(SCOFFS) Yeah.
"The process."

195
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,992
My mom was right.

196
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,694
With car salesmen, you always
gotta read the fine print.

197
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:50,163
I'm not trying to
sell you anything. I'm trying
to teach you karate.

198
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,499
(SIGHS) Come on.
Let's go check out that
place with the snake.

199
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:05,112
There's a lot of talk
going around the Valley
about free karate.

200
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,849
But everyone knows
that in life,
you get what you pay for.

201
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,417
You wanna really kick
the competition?

202
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,319
(GRUNTS)

203
00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,456
Then you need to get
your ass over to Cobra Kai.

204
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,391
Screw that lame
meditation bullshit.

205
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:22,896
What you need is
bone-crunching, face-smashing,
good ol' American karate.

206
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,765
(YELLS)

207
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,134
Enough about self-defense.

208
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,702
Learn self-offense!

209
00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:30,738
Don't be a pussy.

210
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,139
Join Cobra Kai,

211
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,743
and let me teach you
the way of the fist.

212
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,679
And cut.

213
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,714
All right, did we get it?
I think so.

214
00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,249
All right, great.

215
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,084
Just make sure
the Cobra Kai snake comes in
at the end, all right?

216
00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,418
I want it to really pop.

217
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,955
Make it chrome.

218
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,890
And throw Thunderstruck
under it.

219
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,492
I'm pretty sure
the rights for that song
will cost too much.

220
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,928
No, I already own it.
Cassette's in the car.

221
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,397
Oh. And put one of those
hash browns at the end.

222
00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,067
You know, like, "Hash brown,
Team Cobra Kai" or something.

223
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,902
And then send it
to the Internet!

224
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,538
Hey, tell that fat piece
of crap Zakarian

225
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,775
to get the rest of
this shit out of here.

226
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,476
I got a lot of
new students coming in.

227
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,544
This isn't a storage
locker anymore.

228
00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,046
Sensei, can we talk
to you about something?

229
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,048
Look, if it's about
the infomercial, I know.

230
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,684
It's not about
the commercial.

231
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,185
It's about Robby Keene.

232
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,521
What about him?

233
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,623
I saw his picture
on your refrigerator.

234
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,093
I wasn't snooping,

235
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,962
but we know
he's your son.

236
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,466
That's why you got mad at us
after the tournament, right?

237
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,369
Is that what you think?

238
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,239
Um...

239
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,242
Yeah, Robby's my son,

240
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,646
but that has nothing to do
with how I run my dojo.

241
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,283
It's also none of your damn
business, do you understand?

242
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,121
Yes, Sensei.

243
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,225
But, Sensei, I...
JOHNNY: (INTERRUPTS)
"But" nothing.

244
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,359
Get out.

245
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,494
You two clean mats
for the rest of the week.

246
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,064
(SIGHS)

247
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,037
Something else, Mr. Diaz?

248
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,474
No.

249
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,391
AMANDA: Okay. Okay.

250
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,360
All right, all right.
All right, that's great now.

251
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,795
Stay right there.

252
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,564
Oh, hey, Sensei,
how's it going?
It's been better.

253
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,566
These kids have no patience.

254
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,870
They see a paintbrush and
sandpaper and they take off.

255
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:46,506
I just wish they could see
the forest for the trees,
you know what I mean?

256
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,576
MAN: Check. Check, one. Check.
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)

257
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,745
Maybe you can give 'em
a demonstration, you know?

258
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,146
Give them
the old razzle-dazzle.

259
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,182
(SCOFFS) That's...

260
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,985
That's not a bad idea.

261
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,053
No, Daniel, I was kidding.
No, no, no.

262
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,955
Think about it.
Valley Fest is huge.

263
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,691
You know how much business
this event always drives
to the dealership.

264
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,260
If I could just get
those eyeballs on the dojo...

265
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,262
You could siphon business
from our dealership?

266
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,864
No, no, not siphon.

267
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,133
Synergize.

268
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,702
Synergize,
a karate demonstration.

269
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,807
Right here,
the students and Sensei
of Miyagi-Do Karate

270
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,643
as brought to you
by LaRusso Auto Group.

271
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,013
It's a home run.

272
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,718
Well, I know the customers
would love to see you
in that gi.

273
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,721
Just the customers, huh?

274
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,524
(DOORBELL JINGLES)

275
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,530
The donut shop's
throwing away fritters,

276
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,933
but you keep your paws
off my bounty.

277
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,035
Can you just be homeless
somewhere else?

278
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,736
You taking me home, baby?

279
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,738
Yeah, you wish.
Wow!

280
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,442
I gotta tell you,

281
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,311
it doesn't look good.

282
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,282
LaRusso training your son
like his own.

283
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,650
Thanks for your concern.

284
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,420
Not sure how you
put up with that.

285
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,094
You should be
training that boy.

286
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,229
Hey, it's never gonna
happen, all right?

287
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,200
Hey, never say "never," okay?

288
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:24,004
I never thought I'd see
Cobra Kai again in my life.

289
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,707
It took my best student
to remind me that
anything is possible.

290
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,312
I guess it's good
you still got that Mexican.

291
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,382
Miguel's from Ecuador.

292
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,616
JOHN: Six of one.

293
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,753
Better hope that LaRusso
doesn't sink his mitts
into him.

294
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,134
Hey, Sensei. What's going on?

295
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,003
Let's go for a ride.

296
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,345
Good, huh?
Yeah.

297
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,348
Secret's the chopped onions.

298
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,150
Sal keeps it simple.

299
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,584
None of that veggie crap.

300
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,621
Just a hot grill
and some quality chuck.

301
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,330
You see that building
over there?

302
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,864
The hospital?

303
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,700
That's where Robby was born.

304
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,439
February 4th, 2002.

305
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,174
It was a Monday.

306
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,045
His mom was in labor
for 17 hours.

307
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,647
It must've been crazy.

308
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,017
Yeah, I'm sure it was.

309
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,355
I wasn't there.

310
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,093
And...

311
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,929
My mom had just died.

312
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,130
I was a real mess.

313
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,400
I never knew my father,
so she was all I had.

314
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,438
Next thing I know,
I'm gonna be a dad.

315
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,608
Scared the shit out of me.

316
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,315
So, instead of being up there
welcoming him into the world,

317
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,752
I was down here,
soaking up the booze
from a three-day bender,

318
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,589
trying to get the courage
to walk across the street.

319
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,758
I never got there.

320
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,002
I failed my kid

321
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,506
on his very first day
in this world,

322
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,943
(VOICE BREAKS)
and I've been failing him
every day since.

323
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,613
Sensei,
this is personal stuff.
You don't have to tell me.

324
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,814
No, I... (SIGHS)

325
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,849
I should've told you
a long time ago.

326
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,822
It's one of the most
painful things in my life.

327
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,292
But one of the best things

328
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:01,928
has been teaching you,

329
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,733
and I want you to know,
no matter what happens,
I promise...

330
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,837
I'll always be on your side,

331
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,407
and I'll always have
your best interests at heart.

332
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,576
Thank you.

333
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,810
Yeah, all right.

334
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,513
(CELL PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES)

335
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,715
Sorry.

336
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,654
What is it?
It's from Aisha.

337
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,124
She heard that Miyagi-Do
is doing some sort of
demo at Valley Fest.

338
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,295
Oh, they are, huh?

339
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,832
(BAND PLAYING MUSIC)

340
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,736
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

341
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,147
(PLAYING MUSIC)

342
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,987
Actually, can you not...
Can you leave it in a little
bit longer? Thank you.

343
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,692
(AIR HISSING)

344
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,131
ANNOUNCER: You know,
I've been forecasting
all week

345
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,233
that it's gonna be
a real scorcher.

346
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,334
But I promise...

347
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,336
Hey, guys.
Thanks for doing this.

348
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,704
How you feeling?

349
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,871
It's a little short notice,
but I think we got it.

350
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,440
Good, good.

351
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,209
I was thinking,
for the finale, I could
do some kind of flip kick.

352
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,377
Nah, don't worry
about the finale.
I got it covered.

353
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,446
What's that for?

354
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,315
That?

355
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,449
(YELLING)

356
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,686
You'll see.

357
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:43,863
(CHEERING)

358
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,900
(STRUMMING)

359
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,070
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

360
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,478
All right,
all right, all right!

361
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,448
Coming up next,
do I have a treat for you.

362
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,617
Please direct your attention
to the LaRusso Auto Group

363
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,555
for a presentation
from Miyagi-Do Karate.

364
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,890
All right!
(CROWD CHEERING)

365
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,265
(ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

366
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,613
(ALL GRUNTING)

367
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,748
(APPLAUSE)

368
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,391
Is there gonna
be any fighting?

369
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,826
I think so.

370
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,265
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

371
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,306
That's called a bo.

372
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,641
That's what Donatello
used to use when he...

373
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,677
He was my favorite
Turtle, so...

374
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,190
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

375
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,230
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

376
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,870
And now, time
for the grand finale.

377
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,041
(RATTLING)

378
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,678
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)

379
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,749
STUDENTS: Cobra Kai!

380
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,785
ALL: (CHANTING) Cobra Kai!
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!

381
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,791
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

382
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,366
What the hell
is going on here?

383
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,900
(CROWD CHEERING)

384
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,940
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

385
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,142
(ALL GRUNTING)

386
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,083
(CROWD CHEERING)
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING)

387
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,150
(ALL GRUNTING)

388
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,052
More sparks.

389
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,822
Cobras, show them
what real karate looks like!

390
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,326
(BOTH GRUNTING)

391
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,031
Yes!

392
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,967
Noice!

393
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,436
(CHEERING)

394
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,710
(CROWD CHEERING)

395
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,549
(AISHA GRUNTING)

396
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:04,831
(CHUCKLES)

397
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,402
Right here.

398
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,410
Cobras, light it up!

399
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,261
(CROWD CHEERING)

400
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,866
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!

401
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,970
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
Cobra Kai!

402
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,605
You did it, Sensei.

403
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,874
No, we did it.

404
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,142
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

405
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,673
I thought my last group
of recruits was pathetic.

406
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,275
Which one of you has the balls
to take on the champ?

407
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,477
GIRL: I'll take him on.

408
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,345
Game on.

409
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,581
DANIEL: Look,
I've tried everything
to promote Miyagi-Do.

410
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:31,618
If this doesn't work,
nothing will.

411
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,852
ROBBY:
Cobra Kai's more popular.

412
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,320
All right? We need to
show them we can fight, too.

413
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,057
DEMETRI: (ON PHONE) It was
aggravated assault, Eli.

414
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,859
Snitches get stitches.

415
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,695
JOHN: The key is making
your enemy think
you are retreating.

416
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,431
That's when you strike
the hardest.

417
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,565
(GRUNTING)