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Nice moves, new kid.
What do you call that? The loser limbo?
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No, no, no, no. I think it's called
the I'm-trying-not-to-shit-my-pants dance.
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Good one, LaRusso!
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{\an8}
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
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{\an8}Oh, hey, man.
Got in early to knock this sucker out.
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{\an8}Smooth as a Smurf’s ass, right?
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{\an8}That deck was
the perfect teachable moment.
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{\an8}You just tanked my entire week!
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{\an8}The kids know they’re here to learn
karate. You don’t need to trick 'em.
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{\an8}I'm sorry. What was your lesson plan?
Line 'em up and throw forward strikes?
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{\an8}I go by feel. Some days,
I'll toss them in a cement mixer.
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{\an8}Other days, I'll find
a hornet’s nest for them to kick.
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{\an8}Let’s not do this, okay?
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{\an8}Our students want us to find a way
to work through our differences.
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{\an8}I know you don’t want to join Miyagi-Do,
but at least respect it.
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{\an8}Well, respect's a two-way street.
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{\an8}You respect my style of karate?
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{\an8}You gotta understand, man.
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{\an8}I was taught
that karate is for defense only.
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{\an8}It’s always gonna be tough
to respect Cobra Kai.
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{\an8}-You mean Eagle Fang.
-Oh, come on, Johnny.
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{\an8}Is there a difference?
You're still teaching aggression.
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{\an8}Some kids need a little aggression.
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{\an8}You know what?
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{\an8}Let's give it a try.
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{\an8}I teach you Miyagi-Do.
You teach me Eagle Fang.
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{\an8}Deal.
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{\an8}No, don't need to shake on it.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Hi, I'm Tory.
We waiting on anybody or is it just you?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}It's just me.
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-Can I start you off with something?
-Actually, there's only one thing I need.
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That's for you
to stay the hell away from my daughter.
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-Wait, you're--
-Yes, I am.
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You came to my job?
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I tried calling your parents.
No call back. Big surprise.
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Should I have kicked in your front door?
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Is that more your speed?
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Every day in my house,
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there are little reminders
of the mess you made.
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I see my daughter
covering up her bruises and scars.
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The only reason
you aren’t behind bars right now
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is because she asked me
not to drag this ordeal out.
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So you can have your little tournament.
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But if you touch
one hair on her head before then,
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you'll be scrubbing toilets
in prison for the rest of your life.
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If you're lucky.
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Excuse me, miss?
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I think my soup is ready.
I see it on the counter.
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Yeah, just a minute.
I think you should leave.
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I will.
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I'm not here to cause a scene.
Just here to deliver a message.
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But I need to know
that you got that message.
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And what if I didn't?
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Well, then that would be a mistake.
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Is everything okay here, ma’am?
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I don't know. Is it?
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Miss? I don't want my soup to get cold.
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-Will you shut the hell up?
-Tory!
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That’s it. Put away your uniform.
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I’ve had enough of your attitude.
You’re fired.
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Yeah, thanks a lot.
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This place got a B
on the health inspection.
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They hide the sign so you can’t see it.
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And I saw one of the cooks
dip his balls in the miso.
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Uh, you know what? You can cancel my soup.
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Yes!
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Nice!
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Yes!
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Okay, let’s switch it up.
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New kid, get in there.
We'll get you some gym clothes next week.
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LaRusso, Thompson, you're in too.
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Let's go!
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All right. Sub out!
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'Sup, Slade?
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Ha. Look who it is.
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I'll cover the ballerina.
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Come on, LaRusso, you gotta stop that!
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I’m open!
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Hey! Break it up! New kid, get the ball!
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Oh shit!
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Dude, you just got facialed!
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Bust out some of that karate!
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I told you, okay?
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I-I-I can’t. Those moves cause,
like, permanent brain damage.
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Whatever, LaPusso.
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Sorry, man, it was an accident.
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Bullshit!
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Hey, come on.
Give the new kid a break, Ant.
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We've got a game to finish.
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Yeah. Yeah, all right, Lia.
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Just ignore them. Dope shirt, by the way.
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Thanks. I'm…
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Kenny.
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Remember, side, side.
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I could have this finished
in two minutes with a paint sprayer.
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Then you'll be missing
the point of the lesson.
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You know,
you can’t just layer paint on shit.
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You need a heat gun
to get down to the base.
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Maybe a right angle scraper.
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That’s not the point.
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If you wanna learn
how to fight defensively,
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you gotta change your instincts.
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Well, my instincts say
this is a waste of time.
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That's quality.
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You missed a spot. Over there.
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You know what? Screw this.
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What? You quitting already? That's it?
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Maybe you can do this, but I can’t.
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Defense is boring.
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Offense will always be more badass.
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Fruit in your beer? Figures.
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Hi-yah!
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Holy shit.
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How the hell did you do that?
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Miyagi-Do may seem boring,
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but don't forget it saved your ass
a few weeks ago from Kreese.
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And that wasn't the first time.
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-Come on, who's the loser now?
-You suck!
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Hi-yah!
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Nobody was more badass than Mr. Miyagi.
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Remember, side, side.
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There’s a reason
Miyagi-Do is difficult to learn.
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These blocks are incredibly precise.
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Each one is designed
to overcome a specific attack.
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Show me wax on, wax off.
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The more you learn Miyagi-Do,
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the tougher you are to defeat.
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Except for one tiny flaw.
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Their entire style is reactive,
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which means
all their moves are counter moves.
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That means that we are in control.
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And we can use that to set traps.
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Show me paint the fence.
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Sorry. Just part of the lesson.
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Enough!
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Nichols, in my office.
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Continue the lesson.
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What is it?
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Something happen with your mother?
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No. It's nothing.
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I lost my job, okay?
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And it's not so easy looking
for another one when you're on probation.
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Do you feel sorry for yourself?
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Uh…
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When something bad happens,
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you have two choices.
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You let it tear you down
or you let it build you up.
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Sometimes a step backwards…
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opens a new path forward.
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Now,
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what happened?
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-Hey, Dad.
-Hey, champ. You just get home?
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-Did I get the time difference right?
Yes, sir.
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How was your first day?
Make any new friends?
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I'm still getting to know everyone.
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It's not easy to switch
to a new school mid-year.
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But if you do things the right way,
you'll see results.
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I will.
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My boy.
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How's Mom doing?
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She's at the office a lot.
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Yeah, she works hard.
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She needs you now.
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She's had a tough time since…
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what happened to your brother.
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-I know.
You're the man of the house now.
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You shouldn't have to be, but you are.
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Can you rise to that for me?
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-Yeah, Dad.
-I love you, champ.
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I miss you.
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Love you too.
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Bye.
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{\an8}
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Dope shirt, by the way.
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One day,
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over 400 years ago, there was a fisherman.
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His name was Shimpo Sensei.
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Ambition without knowledge
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is like a boat on dry land.
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That's it.
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Big circles.
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Right circle.
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Left circle.
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Walk on the left side of the road, safe.
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Walk on the right side of the road, safe.
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Walk down the middle…
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Get squished like grape.
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Center yourself, Johnny.
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Look inward.
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Find your balance.
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There you go.
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Now show me the moves.
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That's it.
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Balance good.
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-Karate good. Everything--
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This thing isn't even level.
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Or maybe you have
a little imbalance inside of you.
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I still don't see me
using any of this in a real fight.
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I’ve been trying to tell you,
Miyagi-Do is not about fighting.
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You know what Mr. Miyagi said
was the best defense in all of karate?
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High outside block against an ax kick?
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The best defense is "no be there."
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You mean don't be there?
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The guy teaches you centuries
of his ancient family karate,
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you can’t help him with English?
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Don’t even go there with me, Johnny.
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Are we done, or do I have to sit here and
freeze my nuts off to find inner peace?
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No. We're done.
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You got a taste of Miyagi-Do.
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That was the goal.
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Good.
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Well, get ready.
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'Cause tomorrow,
you'll learn real man karate.
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Oh, I can't wait
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to hear all about
the illustrious history and wise teachings
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of the Eagle Fang.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Check this out.
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{\an8}
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Mm.
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Wow.
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She's cool.
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What else do I do for fun?
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Ooh.
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Draw anime.
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Listen to music.
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{\an8}Every now and then,
some Dungeon Lord cosplay.
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{\an8}
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Don't tell anyone I told you that.
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Send.
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Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.
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Oh my God.
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-He cosplays this shit?
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Ask him who's his favorite character.
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Dr. Scribblebottoms.
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Dr. Scribblebottoms?
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Oh my God.
That is, like, the lamest character.
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He’s like this stupid chipmunk
with, with big ears and a lab coat
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who, like,
he mixes, like, health potions and--
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How do you know so much?
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I just, you know, uh, overheard
some, some nerds talking about it.
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I got an idea. Tell him you, I mean Lia,
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and a bunch of other Dungeon Lord losers
are meeting at Balboa Park tomorrow night.
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Tell him to cosplay as Mr…
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Scrapalas or whatever.
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Uh, why? Why? What's the plan?
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Just do it!
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Man, just do it.
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Balboa Park.
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Yeah.
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Where do you wanna go?
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He has no clue.
257
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,995
This is gonna be great.
258
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,965
Excuse me. Do you have
any Klare Melk Truffle Gouda?
259
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,383
Let me go look.
260
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,928
Oh. Shit.
261
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,482
Butterfingers, huh?
262
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,447
-What are you doing here?
-Well, it’s honeycrisp season.
263
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,033
This store has
the best produce in the Valley.
264
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,161
Don’t you need to be
a legally-mandated distance away from me?
265
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,370
Other way around.
266
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,750
Technically, you’re the one in violation.
267
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,757
I know about the deal you struck
with my husband and Johnny,
268
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,761
and I just want you to know
that whatever happens at that tournament,
269
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,597
I will make sure you lose.
270
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,102
Is that why you’re sabotaging my student?
271
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,937
I wasn’t trying to get Tory fired.
272
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,482
But that girl's asking for trouble.
She broke into my house.
273
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,858
Attacked my daughter.
274
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,569
Sam’s gonna have scars
for the rest of her life.
275
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,197
I respect you defending your daughter.
276
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,033
I think that's what all mothers should do.
277
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,245
Unfortunately, Tory doesn't have a mother.
278
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,331
Or one that's healthy enough
to defend her.
279
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,126
That girl has to pay the bills.
280
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,878
Put food on the table.
281
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,547
All by herself.
282
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,636
-I didn't know that.
-Well, now you know.
283
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,347
So you might want to leave the girl alone.
284
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,725
Or deal with the consequences.
285
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,811
Mrs. LaRusso.
286
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,356
Found that Gouda.
Last one too. Must be your lucky day.
287
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,440
Oh, thank you.
288
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,860
Remember,
289
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,321
not all kids are as lucky as yours.
290
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,288
Sweet.
291
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,634
Come on, Johnny, time to wake up.
I'm ready for Eagle Fang training.
292
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,722
That sounded as ridiculous out loud
as I thought it would.
293
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,350
You sure you're ready?
294
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,810
As I'll ever be.
295
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,063
The hell. Wha--
296
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,483
Where the hell did you take me?
An abandoned factory?
297
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,820
This is how psychos in horror movies act,
you know that?
298
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,406
You wanna circle around things
your whole life?
299
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,242
Wait for problems
to show up at your doorstep?
300
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,162
That's not what an eagle does.
301
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,709
Here, at Eagle Fang,
302
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,127
we do not follow.
303
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,213
We attack.
304
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,048
We lead.
305
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,092
We grow into what we were meant to be.
306
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,386
And what were we meant to be, Johnny?
307
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,430
Men.
308
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,646
An eagle embraces the pain!
309
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,732
All your life, the world’s been trying
to make you less of a man.
310
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,235
Light beer? Veggie burgers?
311
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,445
Automatic transmissions?
312
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,614
Might as well
let another dude bang your chick!
313
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,285
You realize the coals are supposed
to be shoveled into the forge?
314
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,536
Don't question me, Newark!
315
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,121
Keep shoveling!
316
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,210
Let's go, LaRusso.
317
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,127
Start climbin'.
318
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,006
Toughen up those soft hands. Push!
319
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,762
Can’t wait to get hit.
Gotta strike before the hit gets to you.
320
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,848
-Isn't this a blocking exercise?
-No!
321
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,936
When you think you should be defending,
you should be offending!
322
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,481
The human response to danger
is fight or flight,
323
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,567
but an eagle’s response
is fight and flight.
324
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,657
Move it! Be aggressive! Attack!
325
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,909
-That's it! Attack!
326
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,537
Good, LaRusso! Good!
327
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,415
Manliness is next to godliness.
You got this.
328
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,958
Find your limit and soar past it.
329
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,752
-What does this have to do with--
-Quiet!
330
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,631
Keep climbing, LaRusso!
You got this! Focus. Fight!
331
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,178
Put your fangs in those balls. That's it.
332
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,349
-That's it!
-Come on!
333
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,436
-Let's go, LaRusso! You got this! Yeah!
-Yeah!
334
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,107
That's what I'm talking about!
335
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,818
Soar like an eagle, baby!
Yeah, keep going!
336
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,780
Yeah!
337
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:15,917
Where is she?
338
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,382
Oh my God!
339
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:23,842
Look at him.
340
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,681
Come on, look at him!
Look at this loser. Oh, man.
341
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,684
Oh, I think he's wearing glitter.
Get a close-up of that.
342
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,810
Hey.
-Stop it.
343
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,020
You gotta post that.
344
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,313
No, don't! Don't!
345
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:40,901
-Oh shit! He just broke your phone.
-You gonna let him get away with that?
346
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:44,696
I wasn't trying to break it.
You guys were being assholes.
347
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,158
What did you just call us?
348
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,379
Pick him up.
349
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,968
All right, LaRusso. Let's see your moves.
350
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,930
Yeah! Bust out some of that Miyagi shit.
351
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,807
-I, uh…
-Come on, LaPusso!
352
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,142
-Don't call me that.
-Then hit him!
353
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,269
Come on!
354
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,646
Do it!
355
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,588
It's locked.
356
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,049
Hey, there's a hole!
357
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,509
Go, go, go!
358
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,185
Where'd he go?
359
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,937
I don't know. Come on, this way!
360
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,419
So what are we doing here?
361
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,839
After a hard day of honest work,
we're crushing beers,
362
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,883
watching guys
beat the hell out of each other.
363
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,343
Does this mean
I've passed my Eagle Fang training?
364
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,179
I didn’t say training was over.
365
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,016
What are you talking about?
366
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,602
Look, you're tougher than a prima donna,
I'll give you that.
367
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,354
But sometimes
you gotta show your toughness.
368
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,148
Look at those guys.
369
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,609
Think they play by the rules?
370
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,112
The only rule in this league
is intimidation.
371
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,532
That's why striking first is so important.
372
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,911
-Ooh!
373
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:01,249
That guy's a rat.
That's spearing. At least a double minor.
374
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,792
Hey, Ref! Spearing!
375
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,336
Double minor.
376
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,214
Oh, that's bullshit. Come on!
377
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,467
Oh, he looks pissed.
378
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:16,264
-What the hell, dick?
-Hey, he's the one that called it.
379
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,266
Your boyfriend do all your talking?
380
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,519
No, I'm just explaining the rules to him.
381
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,021
Oh yeah? Come explain it to me down here!
382
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,315
I know what you’re trying to do,
all right?
383
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,526
I’m not gonna get in a fight
with that guy.
384
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,446
He says you're a pussy
and he can kick your ass any day.
385
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:35,617
-Hey, enough! All right? Cut it out!
-Oh, come on down, Sally. Let's go.
386
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,993
I… I didn't say that.
387
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,665
I need to apologize for my friend here.
He's a little… unstable.
388
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,458
We're working through it. Sorry.
389
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:50,382
You see what I just did there?
That's called de-escalation.
390
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,093
You should try it sometime.
391
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,849
You know what? I actually had fun.
392
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,477
Not even you
could ruin hockey for me, Johnny.
393
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,603
Ah, you see?
394
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,772
And did they win
'cause they played better defense?
395
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817
No, they won 'cause they beat
the crap out of the other team.
396
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,652
I’m not gonna change my stripes, okay?
397
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,904
I just now have
a little better understanding
398
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,906
of what goes on in that head of yours.
399
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,117
So you're saying you respect Eagle Fang?
400
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,953
Yes. The way
I respect a madman with a nuke.
401
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,247
I'll take it.
402
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,456
Hey, shithead!
403
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,835
Hey, good game, guys.
No hard feelings, right?
404
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,087
Because of you,
I spent half the game in the box.
405
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,673
Yeah, but you still eked out a win.
It was great.
406
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,510
So you can kick my ass
any day of the week. Is that right?
407
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,178
No, I didn't say that. He--
408
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,974
Looks like your lover boy bailed on you.
409
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,935
Wait, wait, wait. You know who this is?
410
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,395
It’s LaRusso Auto.
411
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,647
The chopping prices guy from TV?
412
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,400
He’s got that smoking hot brunette
running the place.
413
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,778
Easy guys. That's my wife.
414
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:54,696
Oh.
415
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:59,242
-Maybe I'll take her for a test drive.
-I'll ride shotgun.
416
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:03,371
-I got the backseat to myself.
417
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:02,681
Kick ass!
418
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,308
Nice work, LaRusso.
Way to assert your dominance.
419
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,810
Where the hell were you?
420
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:08,520
No be there.
421
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:26,037
And make sure that Louis doesn't
go anywhere near the Doyona reps.
422
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,331
Just lock him
in a supply closet or something.
423
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,834
I'll put a cannoli under a giant net.
He'll go for it.
424
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:31,876
I'm serious.
425
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,003
So am I. Do I not look serious?
426
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,426
-Oh shit.
-Shit? What?
427
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,885
What's shit? Why are we saying--
428
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,013
Shit.
429
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,058
You think this makes up for it?
Leaving this at my doorstep?
430
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,519
-I don't need your sympathy.
431
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,480
I just wanted to make sure
you had enough food.
432
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,608
-Yeah, I feed my family.
-Look, why don't we go talk in my office?
433
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,693
We're talking here.
434
00:28:56,776 --> 00:29:00,196
Okay, maybe we just lower our volume? Huh?
435
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,575
Gandhi once said that nobody
can hurt me without my permission.
436
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:07,662
Take one more step towards me
and I'll snap you in half like a pencil.
437
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,957
Why do I step
into these karate situations?
438
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,501
Look, Tory,
439
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,712
I just want all of this to be over.
440
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,631
Yeah, well, don't worry.
It'll all be over soon.
441
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,636
When I humiliate your daughter
at the All Valley in front of everyone.
442
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,555
Thanks for lighting a fire under me.
443
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,223
I needed that.
444
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,561
-What have I done?
-Hey.
445
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,105
Should I start
wearing protective gear to work?
446
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,274
And follow-up,
should I be calling the police?
447
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,233
No.
448
00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,236
And not a word of this to Daniel.
449
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,158
Ever since I started
this new school,
450
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,744
my life has been miserable.
451
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:52,499
They chase me.
452
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,375
Beat me up.
453
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,419
Hey.
-Stop it.
454
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,965
It's not gonna stop.
455
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,516
I don't know how I'm gonna keep going.
456
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,685
I don't feel safe.
457
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,359
One of them even knows karate.
458
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,447
Karate, huh?
459
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,492
What's so funny?
460
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,370
Hey, don't worry about it, little bro.
461
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,665
I know a guy who can help.