1 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:53,613 Nice moves, new kid. What do you call that? The loser limbo? 2 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:59,285 No, no, no, no. I think it's called the I'm-trying-not-to-shit-my-pants dance. 3 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,287 Good one, LaRusso! 4 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:22,892 {\an8} 5 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,310 {\an8} 6 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,941 {\an8}Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 7 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,611 {\an8}Oh, hey, man. Got in early to knock this sucker out. 8 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,489 {\an8}Smooth as a Smurf’s ass, right? 9 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,825 {\an8}That deck was the perfect teachable moment. 10 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,493 {\an8}You just tanked my entire week! 11 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,580 {\an8}The kids know they’re here to learn karate. You don’t need to trick 'em. 12 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,083 {\an8}I'm sorry. What was your lesson plan? Line 'em up and throw forward strikes? 13 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,712 {\an8}I go by feel. Some days, I'll toss them in a cement mixer. 14 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,047 {\an8}Other days, I'll find a hornet’s nest for them to kick. 15 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,507 {\an8}Let’s not do this, okay? 16 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,261 {\an8}Our students want us to find a way to work through our differences. 17 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,639 {\an8}I know you don’t want to join Miyagi-Do, but at least respect it. 18 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,391 {\an8}Well, respect's a two-way street. 19 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,019 {\an8}You respect my style of karate? 20 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,814 {\an8}You gotta understand, man. 21 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,692 {\an8}I was taught that karate is for defense only. 22 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,944 {\an8}It’s always gonna be tough to respect Cobra Kai. 23 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,988 {\an8}-You mean Eagle Fang. -Oh, come on, Johnny. 24 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,199 {\an8}Is there a difference? You're still teaching aggression. 25 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,367 {\an8}Some kids need a little aggression. 26 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,579 {\an8}You know what? 27 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,831 {\an8}Let's give it a try. 28 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,751 {\an8}I teach you Miyagi-Do. You teach me Eagle Fang. 29 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,295 {\an8}Deal. 30 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,590 {\an8}No, don't need to shake on it. 31 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,224 {\an8} 32 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,648 {\an8}Hi, I'm Tory. We waiting on anybody or is it just you? 33 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,107 {\an8} 34 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,317 {\an8}It's just me. 35 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,655 -Can I start you off with something? -Actually, there's only one thing I need. 36 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,991 That's for you to stay the hell away from my daughter. 37 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,955 -Wait, you're-- -Yes, I am. 38 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,957 You came to my job? 39 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,834 I tried calling your parents. No call back. Big surprise. 40 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,420 Should I have kicked in your front door? 41 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,089 Is that more your speed? 42 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:18,341 Every day in my house, 43 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,718 there are little reminders of the mess you made. 44 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,430 I see my daughter covering up her bruises and scars. 45 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,891 The only reason you aren’t behind bars right now 46 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,019 is because she asked me not to drag this ordeal out. 47 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,063 So you can have your little tournament. 48 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,360 But if you touch one hair on her head before then, 49 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,613 you'll be scrubbing toilets in prison for the rest of your life. 50 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,448 If you're lucky. 51 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,410 Excuse me, miss? 52 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,829 I think my soup is ready. I see it on the counter. 53 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,623 Yeah, just a minute. I think you should leave. 54 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:51,582 I will. 55 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,753 I'm not here to cause a scene. Just here to deliver a message. 56 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,673 But I need to know that you got that message. 57 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,135 And what if I didn't? 58 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,932 Well, then that would be a mistake. 59 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,102 Is everything okay here, ma’am? 60 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,478 I don't know. Is it? 61 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,814 Miss? I don't want my soup to get cold. 62 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,733 -Will you shut the hell up? -Tory! 63 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,235 That’s it. Put away your uniform. 64 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,279 I’ve had enough of your attitude. You’re fired. 65 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:25,908 Yeah, thanks a lot. 66 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,122 This place got a B on the health inspection. 67 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,416 They hide the sign so you can’t see it. 68 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,502 And I saw one of the cooks dip his balls in the miso. 69 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,632 Uh, you know what? You can cancel my soup. 70 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,307 Yes! 71 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:52,935 Nice! 72 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,479 Yes! 73 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,611 Okay, let’s switch it up. 74 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,990 New kid, get in there. We'll get you some gym clothes next week. 75 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,701 LaRusso, Thompson, you're in too. 76 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,411 Let's go! 77 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,498 All right. Sub out! 78 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,791 'Sup, Slade? 79 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,169 Ha. Look who it is. 80 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,296 I'll cover the ballerina. 81 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,231 Come on, LaRusso, you gotta stop that! 82 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,775 I’m open! 83 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,281 Hey! Break it up! New kid, get the ball! 84 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,034 Oh shit! 85 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,620 Dude, you just got facialed! 86 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,288 Bust out some of that karate! 87 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,082 I told you, okay? 88 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,210 I-I-I can’t. Those moves cause, like, permanent brain damage. 89 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,838 Whatever, LaPusso. 90 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,634 Sorry, man, it was an accident. 91 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,010 Bullshit! 92 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,890 Hey, come on. Give the new kid a break, Ant. 93 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,350 We've got a game to finish. 94 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,895 Yeah. Yeah, all right, Lia. 95 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,233 Just ignore them. Dope shirt, by the way. 96 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,235 Thanks. I'm… 97 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,780 Kenny. 98 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,248 Remember, side, side. 99 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,586 I could have this finished in two minutes with a paint sprayer. 100 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,754 Then you'll be missing the point of the lesson. 101 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,467 You know, you can’t just layer paint on shit. 102 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,760 You need a heat gun to get down to the base. 103 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,262 Maybe a right angle scraper. 104 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,430 That’s not the point. 105 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,099 If you wanna learn how to fight defensively, 106 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:56,976 you gotta change your instincts. 107 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,854 Well, my instincts say this is a waste of time. 108 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,026 That's quality. 109 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:09,238 You missed a spot. Over there. 110 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,324 You know what? Screw this. 111 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,785 What? You quitting already? That's it? 112 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,039 Maybe you can do this, but I can’t. 113 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,790 Defense is boring. 114 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,335 Offense will always be more badass. 115 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,130 Fruit in your beer? Figures. 116 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,758 Hi-yah! 117 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,052 Holy shit. 118 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,471 How the hell did you do that? 119 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:36,307 Miyagi-Do may seem boring, 120 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,102 but don't forget it saved your ass a few weeks ago from Kreese. 121 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,563 And that wasn't the first time. 122 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,858 -Come on, who's the loser now? -You suck! 123 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,822 Hi-yah! 124 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,159 Nobody was more badass than Mr. Miyagi. 125 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,264 Remember, side, side. 126 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,101 There’s a reason Miyagi-Do is difficult to learn. 127 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,776 These blocks are incredibly precise. 128 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,530 Each one is designed to overcome a specific attack. 129 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,035 Show me wax on, wax off. 130 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,377 The more you learn Miyagi-Do, 131 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,504 the tougher you are to defeat. 132 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,674 Except for one tiny flaw. 133 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,680 Their entire style is reactive, 134 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:01,392 which means all their moves are counter moves. 135 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,562 That means that we are in control. 136 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,232 And we can use that to set traps. 137 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,362 Show me paint the fence. 138 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,578 Sorry. Just part of the lesson. 139 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,708 Enough! 140 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:27,918 Nichols, in my office. 141 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:30,546 Continue the lesson. 142 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,430 What is it? 143 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,682 Something happen with your mother? 144 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,186 No. It's nothing. 145 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,690 I lost my job, okay? 146 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,154 And it's not so easy looking for another one when you're on probation. 147 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,324 Do you feel sorry for yourself? 148 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:02,953 Uh… 149 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,747 When something bad happens, 150 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,624 you have two choices. 151 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,544 You let it tear you down or you let it build you up. 152 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,674 Sometimes a step backwards… 153 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,803 opens a new path forward. 154 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,222 Now, 155 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,474 what happened? 156 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,957 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, champ. You just get home? 157 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,251 -Did I get the time difference right? Yes, sir. 158 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,586 How was your first day? Make any new friends? 159 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,464 I'm still getting to know everyone. 160 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,551 It's not easy to switch to a new school mid-year. 161 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,387 But if you do things the right way, you'll see results. 162 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,597 I will. 163 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,725 My boy. 164 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,851 How's Mom doing? 165 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,228 She's at the office a lot. 166 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,605 Yeah, she works hard. 167 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,399 She needs you now. 168 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,735 She's had a tough time since… 169 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,905 what happened to your brother. 170 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,701 -I know. You're the man of the house now. 171 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,703 You shouldn't have to be, but you are. 172 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,913 Can you rise to that for me? 173 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,959 -Yeah, Dad. -I love you, champ. 174 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,461 I miss you. 175 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,129 Love you too. 176 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,214 Bye. 177 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,606 {\an8} 178 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,403 Dope shirt, by the way. 179 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,541 One day, 180 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,879 over 400 years ago, there was a fisherman. 181 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,090 His name was Shimpo Sensei. 182 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,593 Ambition without knowledge 183 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,346 is like a boat on dry land. 184 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,015 That's it. 185 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,184 Big circles. 186 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,228 Right circle. 187 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,188 Left circle. 188 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,108 Walk on the left side of the road, safe. 189 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,153 Walk on the right side of the road, safe. 190 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,446 Walk down the middle… 191 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,908 Get squished like grape. 192 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,619 Center yourself, Johnny. 193 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,456 Look inward. 194 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,834 Find your balance. 195 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,753 There you go. 196 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,755 Now show me the moves. 197 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,886 That's it. 198 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,680 Balance good. 199 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,600 -Karate good. Everything-- 200 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,690 This thing isn't even level. 201 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,693 Or maybe you have a little imbalance inside of you. 202 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,320 I still don't see me using any of this in a real fight. 203 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,574 I’ve been trying to tell you, Miyagi-Do is not about fighting. 204 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,910 You know what Mr. Miyagi said was the best defense in all of karate? 205 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,121 High outside block against an ax kick? 206 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,457 The best defense is "no be there." 207 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,168 You mean don't be there? 208 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,005 The guy teaches you centuries of his ancient family karate, 209 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,423 you can’t help him with English? 210 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,216 Don’t even go there with me, Johnny. 211 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,636 Are we done, or do I have to sit here and freeze my nuts off to find inner peace? 212 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,513 No. We're done. 213 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,349 You got a taste of Miyagi-Do. 214 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,601 That was the goal. 215 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:54,935 Good. 216 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,312 Well, get ready. 217 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,856 'Cause tomorrow, you'll learn real man karate. 218 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,566 Oh, I can't wait 219 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,819 to hear all about the illustrious history and wise teachings 220 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,613 of the Eagle Fang. 221 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,909 {\an8} 222 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,368 {\an8}Check this out. 223 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,580 {\an8} 224 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,539 Mm. 225 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:27,801 Wow. 226 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,345 She's cool. 227 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,393 What else do I do for fun? 228 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,188 Ooh. 229 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,732 Draw anime. 230 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,443 Listen to music. 231 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,199 {\an8}Every now and then, some Dungeon Lord cosplay. 232 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,533 {\an8} 233 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,870 Don't tell anyone I told you that. 234 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,122 Send. 235 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:06,173 Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 236 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,926 Oh my God. 237 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,387 -He cosplays this shit? 238 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,555 Ask him who's his favorite character. 239 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,768 Dr. Scribblebottoms. 240 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,814 Dr. Scribblebottoms? 241 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,108 Oh my God. That is, like, the lamest character. 242 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,736 He’s like this stupid chipmunk with, with big ears and a lab coat 243 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,947 who, like, he mixes, like, health potions and-- 244 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,323 How do you know so much? 245 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,996 I just, you know, uh, overheard some, some nerds talking about it. 246 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:43,335 I got an idea. Tell him you, I mean Lia, 247 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,631 and a bunch of other Dungeon Lord losers are meeting at Balboa Park tomorrow night. 248 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,550 Tell him to cosplay as Mr… 249 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,011 Scrapalas or whatever. 250 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,971 Uh, why? Why? What's the plan? 251 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:55,806 Just do it! 252 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,349 Man, just do it. 253 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,186 Balboa Park. 254 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,194 Yeah. 255 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,322 Where do you wanna go? 256 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,410 He has no clue. 257 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,995 This is gonna be great. 258 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,965 Excuse me. Do you have any Klare Melk Truffle Gouda? 259 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,383 Let me go look. 260 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,928 Oh. Shit. 261 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,482 Butterfingers, huh? 262 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,447 -What are you doing here? -Well, it’s honeycrisp season. 263 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,033 This store has the best produce in the Valley. 264 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,161 Don’t you need to be a legally-mandated distance away from me? 265 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,370 Other way around. 266 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,750 Technically, you’re the one in violation. 267 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,757 I know about the deal you struck with my husband and Johnny, 268 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,761 and I just want you to know that whatever happens at that tournament, 269 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,597 I will make sure you lose. 270 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,102 Is that why you’re sabotaging my student? 271 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,937 I wasn’t trying to get Tory fired. 272 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,482 But that girl's asking for trouble. She broke into my house. 273 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,858 Attacked my daughter. 274 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,569 Sam’s gonna have scars for the rest of her life. 275 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,197 I respect you defending your daughter. 276 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,033 I think that's what all mothers should do. 277 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,245 Unfortunately, Tory doesn't have a mother. 278 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,331 Or one that's healthy enough to defend her. 279 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,126 That girl has to pay the bills. 280 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,878 Put food on the table. 281 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,547 All by herself. 282 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,636 -I didn't know that. -Well, now you know. 283 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,347 So you might want to leave the girl alone. 284 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,725 Or deal with the consequences. 285 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,811 Mrs. LaRusso. 286 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,356 Found that Gouda. Last one too. Must be your lucky day. 287 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,440 Oh, thank you. 288 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,860 Remember, 289 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,321 not all kids are as lucky as yours. 290 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,288 Sweet. 291 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,634 Come on, Johnny, time to wake up. I'm ready for Eagle Fang training. 292 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,722 That sounded as ridiculous out loud as I thought it would. 293 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,350 You sure you're ready? 294 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,810 As I'll ever be. 295 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,063 The hell. Wha-- 296 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,483 Where the hell did you take me? An abandoned factory? 297 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,820 This is how psychos in horror movies act, you know that? 298 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,406 You wanna circle around things your whole life? 299 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,242 Wait for problems to show up at your doorstep? 300 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,162 That's not what an eagle does. 301 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,709 Here, at Eagle Fang, 302 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,127 we do not follow. 303 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,213 We attack. 304 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,048 We lead. 305 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,092 We grow into what we were meant to be. 306 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,386 And what were we meant to be, Johnny? 307 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,430 Men. 308 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,646 An eagle embraces the pain! 309 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,732 All your life, the world’s been trying to make you less of a man. 310 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,235 Light beer? Veggie burgers? 311 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,445 Automatic transmissions? 312 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,614 Might as well let another dude bang your chick! 313 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,285 You realize the coals are supposed to be shoveled into the forge? 314 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,536 Don't question me, Newark! 315 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,121 Keep shoveling! 316 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,210 Let's go, LaRusso. 317 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,127 Start climbin'. 318 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,006 Toughen up those soft hands. Push! 319 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,762 Can’t wait to get hit. Gotta strike before the hit gets to you. 320 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,848 -Isn't this a blocking exercise? -No! 321 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,936 When you think you should be defending, you should be offending! 322 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,481 The human response to danger is fight or flight, 323 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,567 but an eagle’s response is fight and flight. 324 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,657 Move it! Be aggressive! Attack! 325 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,909 -That's it! Attack! 326 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,537 Good, LaRusso! Good! 327 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,415 Manliness is next to godliness. You got this. 328 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,958 Find your limit and soar past it. 329 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,752 -What does this have to do with-- -Quiet! 330 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,631 Keep climbing, LaRusso! You got this! Focus. Fight! 331 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,178 Put your fangs in those balls. That's it. 332 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,349 -That's it! -Come on! 333 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,436 -Let's go, LaRusso! You got this! Yeah! -Yeah! 334 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,107 That's what I'm talking about! 335 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,818 Soar like an eagle, baby! Yeah, keep going! 336 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,780 Yeah! 337 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:15,917 Where is she? 338 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,382 Oh my God! 339 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:23,842 Look at him. 340 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,681 Come on, look at him! Look at this loser. Oh, man. 341 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,684 Oh, I think he's wearing glitter. Get a close-up of that. 342 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,810 Hey. -Stop it. 343 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,020 You gotta post that. 344 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,313 No, don't! Don't! 345 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:40,901 -Oh shit! He just broke your phone. -You gonna let him get away with that? 346 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:44,696 I wasn't trying to break it. You guys were being assholes. 347 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,158 What did you just call us? 348 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,379 Pick him up. 349 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,968 All right, LaRusso. Let's see your moves. 350 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,930 Yeah! Bust out some of that Miyagi shit. 351 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,807 -I, uh… -Come on, LaPusso! 352 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,142 -Don't call me that. -Then hit him! 353 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,269 Come on! 354 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,646 Do it! 355 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,588 It's locked. 356 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,049 Hey, there's a hole! 357 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,509 Go, go, go! 358 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,185 Where'd he go? 359 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,937 I don't know. Come on, this way! 360 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,419 So what are we doing here? 361 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,839 After a hard day of honest work, we're crushing beers, 362 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,883 watching guys beat the hell out of each other. 363 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,343 Does this mean I've passed my Eagle Fang training? 364 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,179 I didn’t say training was over. 365 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,016 What are you talking about? 366 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,602 Look, you're tougher than a prima donna, I'll give you that. 367 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,354 But sometimes you gotta show your toughness. 368 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,148 Look at those guys. 369 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,609 Think they play by the rules? 370 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,112 The only rule in this league is intimidation. 371 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,532 That's why striking first is so important. 372 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,911 -Ooh! 373 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:01,249 That guy's a rat. That's spearing. At least a double minor. 374 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,792 Hey, Ref! Spearing! 375 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,336 Double minor. 376 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,214 Oh, that's bullshit. Come on! 377 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,467 Oh, he looks pissed. 378 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:16,264 -What the hell, dick? -Hey, he's the one that called it. 379 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,266 Your boyfriend do all your talking? 380 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,519 No, I'm just explaining the rules to him. 381 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,021 Oh yeah? Come explain it to me down here! 382 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,315 I know what you’re trying to do, all right? 383 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,526 I’m not gonna get in a fight with that guy. 384 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,446 He says you're a pussy and he can kick your ass any day. 385 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:35,617 -Hey, enough! All right? Cut it out! -Oh, come on down, Sally. Let's go. 386 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,993 I… I didn't say that. 387 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,665 I need to apologize for my friend here. He's a little… unstable. 388 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,458 We're working through it. Sorry. 389 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:50,382 You see what I just did there? That's called de-escalation. 390 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,093 You should try it sometime. 391 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,849 You know what? I actually had fun. 392 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,477 Not even you could ruin hockey for me, Johnny. 393 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,603 Ah, you see? 394 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,772 And did they win 'cause they played better defense? 395 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817 No, they won 'cause they beat the crap out of the other team. 396 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,652 I’m not gonna change my stripes, okay? 397 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,904 I just now have a little better understanding 398 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,906 of what goes on in that head of yours. 399 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,117 So you're saying you respect Eagle Fang? 400 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,953 Yes. The way I respect a madman with a nuke. 401 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,247 I'll take it. 402 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,456 Hey, shithead! 403 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,835 Hey, good game, guys. No hard feelings, right? 404 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,087 Because of you, I spent half the game in the box. 405 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,673 Yeah, but you still eked out a win. It was great. 406 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,510 So you can kick my ass any day of the week. Is that right? 407 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,178 No, I didn't say that. He-- 408 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,974 Looks like your lover boy bailed on you. 409 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,935 Wait, wait, wait. You know who this is? 410 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,395 It’s LaRusso Auto. 411 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,647 The chopping prices guy from TV? 412 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,400 He’s got that smoking hot brunette running the place. 413 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,778 Easy guys. That's my wife. 414 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:54,696 Oh. 415 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:59,242 -Maybe I'll take her for a test drive. -I'll ride shotgun. 416 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:03,371 -I got the backseat to myself. 417 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:02,681 Kick ass! 418 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,308 Nice work, LaRusso. Way to assert your dominance. 419 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,810 Where the hell were you? 420 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:08,520 No be there. 421 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:26,037 And make sure that Louis doesn't go anywhere near the Doyona reps. 422 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,331 Just lock him in a supply closet or something. 423 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,834 I'll put a cannoli under a giant net. He'll go for it. 424 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:31,876 I'm serious. 425 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,003 So am I. Do I not look serious? 426 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,426 -Oh shit. -Shit? What? 427 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,885 What's shit? Why are we saying-- 428 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,013 Shit. 429 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,058 You think this makes up for it? Leaving this at my doorstep? 430 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,519 -I don't need your sympathy. 431 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,480 I just wanted to make sure you had enough food. 432 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,608 -Yeah, I feed my family. -Look, why don't we go talk in my office? 433 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,693 We're talking here. 434 00:28:56,776 --> 00:29:00,196 Okay, maybe we just lower our volume? Huh? 435 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,575 Gandhi once said that nobody can hurt me without my permission. 436 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:07,662 Take one more step towards me and I'll snap you in half like a pencil. 437 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,957 Why do I step into these karate situations? 438 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,501 Look, Tory, 439 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,712 I just want all of this to be over. 440 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,631 Yeah, well, don't worry. It'll all be over soon. 441 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,636 When I humiliate your daughter at the All Valley in front of everyone. 442 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,555 Thanks for lighting a fire under me. 443 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,223 I needed that. 444 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,561 -What have I done? -Hey. 445 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,105 Should I start wearing protective gear to work? 446 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,274 And follow-up, should I be calling the police? 447 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,233 No. 448 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,236 And not a word of this to Daniel. 449 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,158 Ever since I started this new school, 450 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,744 my life has been miserable. 451 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:52,499 They chase me. 452 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,375 Beat me up. 453 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,419 Hey. -Stop it. 454 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,965 It's not gonna stop. 455 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,516 I don't know how I'm gonna keep going. 456 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,685 I don't feel safe. 457 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,359 One of them even knows karate. 458 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,447 Karate, huh? 459 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,492 What's so funny? 460 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,370 Hey, don't worry about it, little bro. 461 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,665 I know a guy who can help.