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We are, of course, missing Daniel LaRusso

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as current senseis
cannot serve on the board.

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But we have a lot to discuss.

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Last year's tournament was epic.
It's time to take it to the next level.

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We want to make sure
that karate in the Valley

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gets the respect
and the honor it deserves.

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Can we please just calm down
and keep this professional?

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-We cannot spend money we don't have.
-Enough of this bullshit!

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Oh, it might be bullshit to you,

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but some of us
actually care about tradition.

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Oh, don't go there again, George.

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Clearly the blue mats
led to a surge in attendance.

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-Come on!
-Why would we go back to red mats?

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As you can see, our core demo
are middle aged men and their sons.

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But we have seen an uptick
in young female interest.

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We need to speak to that audience.

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How about instead of karate
we put on a baking class?

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It's a wonder
you've been divorced three times, George.

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Ooh!

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I've said it in years past,
and I'll say it again.

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We have a vibrant
and active community of local celebrities.

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What about a grand marshal?
Or a musical performance?

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One of the dads on my son's fencing team,
he's a talent agent.

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Oh God. This is the Malcolm-Jamal Warner
debacle all over again.

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We all had egg on our faces that day.

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First of all, this is nothing like that.

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-I'd go through the proper channels--

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You couldn't get Louie Anderson
to show up for a free buffet, Ron.

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-You're out of order, Daryl.
-You're not a judge.

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-Why do I have this gavel?
-Not anymore.

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-Just put the gavel down.
-Drop this thing right now!

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You drop it!

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Let me get something straight.

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We're sanctioning an event
where boys are encouraged

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to kick and punch girls?

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Have any of you thought for a moment
this could be perceived as… problematic?

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Remember, this proposal
will revolutionize the tournament.

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This is our legacy.

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By a show of hands,
do we all agree on the changes?

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The motion passes by unanimous support.

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It's time to step into the future.

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Send out the letters.

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God help us all.

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{\an8}Easy. Save some for Cobra Kai.

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{\an8}If we're ever allowed to stand up to them.

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{\an8}

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{\an8}Hey, everyone, gather round. I have news.

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{\an8}The All Valley committee just announced
big changes for the tournament.

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{\an8}What kind of changes?

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{\an8}Well, see for yourself.
It's a whole new ball game.

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{\an8}-They're introducing skills competitions?
-Yep.

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{\an8}Kata, board breaking, weapons display?

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{\an8}And there's gonna be
a separate girls' division. So that means…

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{\an8}There'll be two All Valley champs.

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{\an8}What does that mean
for the bet with Cobra Kai?

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{\an8}There's a Grand Champion trophy
for whichever dojo wins the most points.

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{\an8}All I know is the girls' division is mine.

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{\an8}That just leaves the skills and the boys.
I'm counting on you guys.

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{\an8}Who, us?

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{\an8}Yeah, we're a bunch of Rudys.

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{\an8}Sure, we're good
for the occasional inspirational moment,

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{\an8}but we're not exactly center mat material.

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{\an8}-We were better off with Miguel and Hawk.
-Or he who shall not be named.

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{\an8}Rhymes with "Dobby."

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{\an8}Look, I know
you're missing some of your friends.

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{\an8}And of course I wish Robby was here.

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{\an8}But it's time to put the past
behind us, all right? Don't worry.

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{\an8}By the time the tournament comes around,

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{\an8}you're gonna realize this was
the best thing that could've happened.

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{\an8}This is the worst thing
that could've happened.

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{\an8}Skills competition, bullshit.

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{\an8}Kata isn't karate. It's dancing.

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{\an8}What's this girls' division?
Thought they were all about women's lib.

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{\an8}They ought to man up
and take a punch like the rest of us.

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{\an8}Sensei, it sounds like
we could use some female students.

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{\an8}Fine.

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{\an8}Do any of you know any girls?

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{\an8}Of course you don't.

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{\an8}-There's this girl from the debate team.
-Debate team?

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{\an8}We need killers, not more nerds.

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{\an8}All right, go run some laps.
Maybe it'll jog your memories.

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{\an8}Try not to breathe too much.
There's black mold in the corner.

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{\an8}Look, Sensei, I-I know
things got heated at Miyagi-Do,

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{\an8}but with these new changes, I think
having Sam on our team would really help.

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{\an8}Maybe if you talk to Mr. LaRu--

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{\an8}I have nothing to say to him.
We're better off without him.

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{\an8}It's time for us
to take care of our own business.

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{\an8}We'll find a girl champ, don't worry.

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{\an8}-All right, now get running.
-Yeah.

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{\an8}Ah, this is just--

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{\an8}Perfect.

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{\an8}First LaRusso
and Johnny Lawrence split, now this.

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{\an8}Manna from heaven, baby.

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{\an8}Neither have the fighters
to compete in both divisions.

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{\an8}We're gonna win this tournament
before it even starts.

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{\an8}-Where would you like this?
-What's all this?

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{\an8}Top-of-the-line gear to go
with our new state-of-the-art equipment.

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{\an8}These kids need to see
we settle for nothing but the best.

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{\an8}

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{\an8}Now is the time
to show our strength and reinforce.

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{\an8}May I?

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{\an8}Cobra Kai is gonna be the only destination
for karate in the Valley.

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{\an8}I want our logo on billboards, T-shirts--

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{\an8}And on the backs
of both All Valley champions.

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{\an8}Now we're talkin'.

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You're a hard girl to find.

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Avoiding your Auntie Kandace now,
sweetheart? Ignoring my calls?

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Yeah, what do you want?

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Well, to see you, of course.

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And to ask
if my sister's disability came in yet.

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What, need funding for another scam?
That money's for us.

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Come on. My sister always promised
to take care of me. She taught you better.

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She taught me
to recognize a low-class leech.

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Mind your manners.

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When your mom kicks the bucket,
who do you--

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Ooh. Quick temper.

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Just like your old man.

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When your mother passes… gracefully,
then what?

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You think your daddy's
just gonna show up out of the blue?

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I'm all you got.

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You don't give a shit about us.
You want her survivor benefits.

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I was at little Bobby's
fourth birthday party just last year.

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Brandon is eight.

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And next year I'll be 18.

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Hey. Who do you think's
gonna win a custody battle, huh?

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You're a high school dropout
and a criminal.

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-So are you.
-Yeah, but I know how to play the game.

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A judge is gonna take one look at you

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and laugh you straight outta court.

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See ya at the funeral, sweetheart.

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Tick tock.

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Okay. This is it. This is where
most of the girls' teams practice.

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-Sure you'll be able to convince 'em?
-Please.

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When I went to this school, the only thing
I was better at than karate,

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and I was pretty good at karate,
was talking to chicks.

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Watch and learn, Diaz. Watch and learn.

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Teen girls wanted.

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You gotta be under 18 or it's a no-go.

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No, not like that!

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Let me guess, posting photos on Facebook?

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You know what photos would look rad?

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A photo of you
kicking someone in the face.

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We meet out
at the old Webber Industrial warehouse.

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We're looking for badass chicks
just like you.

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An abandoned factory

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smack dab between the pipe supply
and the burned-down Chuck E. Cheese…

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-Trust me, the chicks are gonna love this.
-Hey, too much!

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You gotta get it into every groove.

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It's about molding highlights
to emphasize curvature.

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Hey, ladies, wanna work up a real sweat?
Where's your beach ball?

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Here's the beach ball.

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{\an8}Try Eagle Fang Karate,
the most bitchin' dojo in the…

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Valley.

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And the best part is we have
a whole stable of hot young dudes,

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like my man Miguel over here.

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You like what you see?
He's not even in the top five.

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We got babes and everything,
whatever floats your boat.

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I'm asexual.

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All right, he's a sexual too.
Check him out. Total stud.

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So what do you say?
You ready to become an Eagle?

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I don't get it. I thought girls today
were supposed to be tough.

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-Why can't we find anyone for our team?
-Maybe not everyone needs karate.

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Especially girls
who are already on sports teams.

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Hey, Miguel.

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Hey, Moon, what's up?

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Some perv was creeping on the track team
so we're gonna practice inside.

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-What are you doing here?
-Recruiting for our new dojo.

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Eagle Fang Karate.

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Yeah. You know, you should join, actually.

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Really? Okay. Yeah, that sounds like fun.

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Wait. Do… Do I have to hit anyone?

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Hell yeah, you do.

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Oh, no, then I-I'm out. I… I can't do
the whole physical aggression thing.

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You should ask my ex.

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Hawk? Yeah--

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No, my… My other ex.

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She's the best athlete in school
and she's not afraid to get into a fight.

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Sounds like the badass babe
we've been looking for.

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Yeah, you might want
to take a different approach with her.

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Want some pointers?

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Absolutely.

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Hold on, I'm coming.

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Oh. So you're knocking this time.

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Mrs. LaRusso, I… need your help.

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Okay. Come on in.

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You remember the way?

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So the principal said
he'd consider letting me back into school

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because of my situation at home,

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but your family would have to sign off.

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Well, I'm glad
you wanna get your life back on track.

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Going back to school is a big step.

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-But I need you to promise me something.
-I'll stay away from Sam. I swear.

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That's great. But, um…

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I want you to get support.

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Talk to someone.

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You've been dealing with a lot.

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You have been. For a while.

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You should… talk to a therapist,
a guidance counselor,

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the Dalai Lama, it doesn't matter.

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Just someone who isn't karate related.

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I… Whatever it takes, I'll do it.

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I need this.

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So today was a setback,
but the boys, they're gonna improve.

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You're gonna be fighting
lots of new opponents.

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-And--
-What?

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What the hell is she doing here?

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-Where the hell have you been?
-How'd you even get in here?

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Uh, your mom's left the key
under the gnome since kindergarten.

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You should think about
increasing the security given,

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you know, the karate war.

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-But that's not important now.
-What's so important?

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Didn't you hear? The All Valley
has separate gender divisions.

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I mean, do I look like Miyagi-Do's
best hope at defeating Robby Keene?

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I mean, Mr. LaRusso says that anyone
can be the hero, but I'm not Batman.

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I'm more like Alfred.

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You're Batman.

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Oh right, I forgot, you're not a DC guy.
Whatever. Forget Batman, you're the Hawk.

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Yeah, not anymore. So…

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Hey, at least it looks better
than the last time I saw it.

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Everyone at school knows what happened.
It's embarrassing.

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Who cares what they think?
Besides, it'll grow back.

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It doesn't matter.

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I ruined my reputation, talked a big game,
and just proved I was an asshole.

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To Moon, to Miguel,

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and especially you.

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I got what I deserved.

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Hey, I forgave you, remember?

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And I don't care
if you have a Mohawk, or a mullet,

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or pigtails,

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Miyagi-Do needs you.

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I'm not going back to Miyagi-Do.

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That's great. You're choosing Eagle Fang
over your best friend.

233
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,212
I'm not going back to Eagle Fang either!

234
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,259
I-I'm done with karate, man.

235
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,513
I quit.

236
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:39,151
-I mean, she's fast, she's strong…
-Girl's a natural Eagle.

237
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,402
Oh, which one is yours?

238
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,323
Well, that one looks good to me.
Haven't talked to her yet though.

239
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,159
I'm still working on my approach.
Got any advice?

240
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,374
-Okay, remember what Moon told you?
-Yes, I will be awake.

241
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,917
Uh, no. No, no, no. Be woke.

242
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,797
Hey, Piper. I wanted
to introduce you. This is--

243
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,383
Sensei John Lawrence of Eagle Fang Karate.

244
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,012
Let me tell you why my dojo is perfect
for a modern young woman like yourself.

245
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849
We live in a world
where you gotta be an alpha to survive.

246
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,184
You're either a killer
or you're dead meat.

247
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,310
You gotta be a man.

248
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:18,357
At Eagle Fang we confront that phrase
and make it empowering for all.

249
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,069
We teach anyone who identifies as female
to embrace their queenly strength

250
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:26,240
and tear down the neo-masculine hierarchy
to confront internalized sexism.

251
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,660
Sounds inclusive. But what about
non-binary and gender fluid?

252
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,036
Yes, fluids are crucial.

253
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,289
If you don't hydrate,
it affects performance.

254
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,957
-And he's funny.

255
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,877
Well, actually,
I have been meaning to join a dojo.

256
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,337
I don't wanna be the last person
who doesn't know karate.

257
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,423
Then today is your lucky day.

258
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,928
Hey, Piper. Come check this out.

259
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,223
-Okay, cool. I'll be there.
-All right.

260
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:56,937
I can't believe you pulled that off. Did
you know what any of those terms meant?

261
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,731
Do I look like I pee sitting down?

262
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,363
What were you even thinking?
She didn't smash up the house enough?

263
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,198
I know this is difficult, but--

264
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,535
You wanted her to go to jail
and now you want her back in school?

265
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,288
I don't want this rivalry
dominating your life anymore.

266
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,373
Dad can't get along
with his high school rival

267
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,335
and I'm supposed to go to school
and be best friends with a psycho?

268
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,046
Johnny's and my differences
have nothing to do with--

269
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,090
Yes, it does. Because you guys
just do whatever you want.

270
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,344
You don't stop to think
that maybe I liked training with Johnny,

271
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,471
or I don't wanna get
my face torn off again.

272
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,973
As long as she's in school,
she has something to lose.

273
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,600
She's not going to hurt you.

274
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,851
You're just gonna believe her?

275
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,355
You'll listen to what she has to say,
but nobody listens to what I have to say?

276
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,689
God!

277
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,196
-Thanks for the backup.
-Hey, Amanda.

278
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,200
I mean, she has a point.
Why are you helping this girl?

279
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,163
Did I tell you
about the time I was arrested?

280
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,209
-Sure. What? It was a high school prank.
-Right.

281
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:05,130
And by "prank," I meant I took
a baseball bat to my math tutor's car.

282
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,758
With her in it.

283
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,845
You… what? Why?

284
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,264
She was having an affair with my dad.

285
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:20,312
My parents' marriage was falling apart,
I thought the world was ending,

286
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,065
and I blamed her
for taking it all away from me.

287
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:29,154
I know you didn't get along
with your dad, but I did… I had no idea.

288
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,866
I was charged
with misdemeanor reckless endangerment.

289
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,577
I didn't walk my graduation.

290
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,872
And then my parents divorced anyway.

291
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,958
Why did you never tell me?

292
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,044
Just worked hard to put it behind me.

293
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,008
And it's not exactly a first date story.

294
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,803
Or an any date story.

295
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,850
I was young and upset.

296
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,020
And I'm lucky it didn't ruin my life.

297
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,106
Tory's young and upset.

298
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:09,611
-And maybe she's a lost cause, but…
-We'll never know if we don't try to help.

299
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,322
All I want to do
is try to break the pattern, Daniel.

300
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,493
Kids like Tory get the same messages
delivered to them over and over again

301
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,870
the same exact way.

302
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,956
Sometimes they just need a wake-up call to

303
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,375
change course.

304
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,087
She's not the only one
who needs a wake-up call.

305
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,134
You can't quit.

306
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,678
I already told you, I made up my mind.

307
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:39,016
Hey, you're the one
that got me into karate, remember?

308
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,479
I was perfectly happy
playing <i>Dungeon Lord </i>after school,

309
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,398
but you put me in a situation
where I had to join a dojo.

310
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:47,983
And you know what?

311
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,944
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

312
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,365
I got stronger, gained confidence,

313
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,409
got the girl of my dreams…

314
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,080
Even if she ends up leaving me
for some hot Aussie dude she meets there.

315
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,500
Hell, I'm actually excited
about the All Valley tournament.

316
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,627
I never thought I'd say that.

317
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,588
But it's not gonna be as exciting
if you're not there.

318
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,140
Okay, you're gonna make me do this.

319
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,103
Excuse me…

320
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,271
You said you deleted these.

321
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,564
Oh, I say a lot of things.

322
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650
Which tends to be
a polarizing attribute of mine.

323
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,549
-Why are you showing me these?
-Because this is who you are.

324
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,217
A loser?

325
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,468
My best friend.

326
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,390
I know you think that
that Mohawk defined who you are,

327
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,225
but it didn't.

328
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,018
Not to me.

329
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,105
Eli, Hawk…

330
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,816
hell, call yourself Cornelius
for all I care.

331
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,486
None of that changes the fact
that you're my Binary Brother.

332
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,407
Whether you're number one, or a zero.

333
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,128
What's up?

334
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:44,892
Robby.

335
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,645
Of course.

336
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,315
-This'll only take a minute.
-I can save you that minute.

337
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,109
You realized you're training
a bunch of wimps

338
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,485
and you need a male champion.

339
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,616
Let me guess, your sales pitch is,
"I'm here to rescue you."

340
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,786
"This isn't who you are, Robby.
I can help." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

341
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,081
I've said all that before.
It's time to break the pattern.

342
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,085
I heard what you did to Eli.

343
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,131
-I just gave him what he deserved.
-I'm not here to judge you.

344
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,509
I'm here to tell you
what's gonna happen to you next.

345
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,638
Terry Silver popped up
out of the blue, right?

346
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,973
He did the same thing to me.

347
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,435
He'll seem decent enough,
show you a few moves,

348
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,229
and then he'll worm his way in.

349
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,232
Chip away at you.
And push you past your limits.

350
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,984
You'll become stronger
than you thought possible,

351
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,987
but Silver won't stop there. Okay?

352
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,782
This man is sick and twisted,

353
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,868
and when he's done with you,
you won't be you anymore.

354
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,121
One day you'll find yourself
with some kid's blood all over your shirt

355
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,582
and you'll hope
it's not too late to change course.

356
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,709
He's not interested, Mr. LaRusso.

357
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,714
New equipment just got in.
Why don't you go check it out?

358
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,730
It's considered unethical
to poach students.

359
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:18,735
You had your opportunity with Robby,
now he's with us. You should respect that.

360
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,570
Respect. Res--

361
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,574
You are not a sensei.

362
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,119
You're a con man.

363
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,539
Manipulating people to turn them
into something they're not.

364
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,125
I didn't turn you
into anything, Danny Boy.

365
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,961
I brought out what was already inside.

366
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,088
That's bullshit. You tortured me.

367
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,883
Please.
You were a hothead.

368
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:46,513
All I had to do was wind you up
and get out of the way.

369
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,015
And…

370
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,477
if you're being honest with yourself,

371
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,564
you know you liked it.

372
00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:00,193
You were powerful, free.

373
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:05,824
You just don't wanna admit there's always
been a little Cobra Kai in you.

374
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,619
We'll settle this on the mat.

375
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,789
And when we win,

376
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,501
Cobra Kai, and you,
will be out of business.

377
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,421
One of us will be.

378
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,136
If you're gonna use this place
as a conference room, buy something.

379
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,600
T-Take your time.

380
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,815
All right, so she's a little late,
no big deal. Just a few minutes.

381
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,360
Uh, 20 minutes, actually.

382
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,989
Okay, uh, look, I-I'll DM her.
See where she is.

383
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,532
Okay…

384
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,497
-Oh no.
-What?

385
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,498
Uh…

386
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,505
<i>Cool!</i>

387
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:05,509
<i>Nothing but the best for the best.</i>
<i>Can't wait to kick ass with Cobra Kai.</i>

388
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,344
She joined Cobra Kai?

389
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,556
Uh, looks like they made designer gear
for all the new students.

390
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,850
-They got a bunch of new recruits.
-Yeah, great.

391
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,978
That was a big waste of time.
I even learned feminism.

392
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,105
We can't give up.

393
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,066
If we want first place,
we have to compete in the girls' division.

394
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:24,069
With who? We don't have Cobra Kai's money.

395
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,113
We have no chance at finding a champion.

396
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,492
I wasn't a champion when you met me. Okay?

397
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,828
You made me one,
saw something in me that no one else did.

398
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,498
Maybe you just have to see that
in someone else.

399
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,708
We just have to think outside of the box.

400
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,548
Everybody start thinking outside the box!

401
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,801
Whatever that means.

402
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,205
Sam?

403
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,040
Surprise?

404
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,254
I can't believe
you drove all the way to Santa Barbara.

405
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,882
I can't believe you live in Santa Barbara.

406
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,468
-Your house is beautiful.
-Thanks.

407
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,471
My dad got a job offer from UCSB
that he just couldn't pass up.

408
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,266
Wait, so the fight at school
had nothing to do with it?

409
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:40,312
Oh, it had plenty to do with it.
My parents were pissed.

410
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:44,774
I broke a kid's nose.
Who knew these things were lethal weapons?

411
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:48,153
You didn't drive two hours
to talk about the butts I've kicked.

412
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,488
What's going on?

413
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,909
It's just that Tory wants
to come back to West Valley.

414
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,162
My parents want me to be cool about it.

415
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,748
We're talking about
the same overprotective LaRussos

416
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,167
who made me wear a helmet
on your trampoline?

417
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,710
She sold them some sob story.

418
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,341
I just feel like
I don't have control of my life.

419
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,678
When I started my new school,

420
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,224
there was this girl
in my homeroom, pink for days.

421
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,851
Looked like she walked out
of a Malibu Barbie beach house.

422
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,271
She gave me a look that I'd seen before.

423
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,732
I just knew
she was gonna be my next bully.

424
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,276
But I wasn't gonna let
the cycle repeat itself.

425
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,904
So I walked up to her,
and you know what I did?

426
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,698
Is this gonna be
another front wedgie story?

427
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,659
I introduced myself.

428
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,953
I told her I liked her shoes.

429
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,914
I didn't, but it seemed
like the polite thing to do.

430
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,377
I told her I was new,
asked if she could introduce me around.

431
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,545
How did that go?

432
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,296
She's my bestie.

433
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,383
My new school bestie.
You'll always be the OG.

434
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,262
I attacked my problem head on.

435
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,222
I struck first.

436
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,392
Just like Johnny taught you.

437
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,853
My parents moved here
to get me away from the karate drama,

438
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,315
but they can't stop me using the lessons
I learned from Sensei Lawrence.

439
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,442
I set my own terms.

440
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,527
Set yours.

441
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,538
Capital punishment is a legal penalty
of the US state of California.

442
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:22,872
As of March 2019,

443
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,834
further executions are halted
by an official moratorium

444
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,544
ordered by government officials.

445
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,338
What are you doing here?
Debate was for nerds.

446
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,591
It is. Which is why we're ditching it.

447
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,844
You're right. I'm not giving up
on the girls' competition.

448
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,805
-I'm thinking outside the box. Look.
-Okay.

449
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,105
-Sensei, uh…
-You ever see the movie <i>Ladybugs?</i>

450
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,233
I had to sit through it
with a babe, long story.

451
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,069
Anyway, this coach,
the guy gets no respect,

452
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:55,864
he's got this all-girls soccer team
that totally sucks.

453
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:59,159
He gets his stepson to dress
like a chick and they start winning.

454
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,913
-You want me to dress like a girl?
-What? No.

455
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,334
I need you to win the boys' competition.
I'm thinking of Penis Breath.

456
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:11,087
Not the best fighter, but he stands a shot
against the chicks. What do you think?

457
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,674
A lot of things.
I don't know where to start.

458
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,760
My opponent is full of crap.

459
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,554
His evidence is garbage,
his arguments don't make sense,

460
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,972
and I was bored to death.

461
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:25,101
Which is ironic, considering
we're debating the death penalty.

462
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,104
Uh, you're not gonna deduct points
for lack of decorum?

463
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,522
Screw decorum.

464
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,650
Wanna know what I really think
of the death penalty?

465
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,196
-My book!

466
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,156
Choke on it.

467
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,534
I cede my time.

468
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:47,207
Sensei, that's the girl I told you about.
She loves extracurriculars.

469
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,124
Can it, Bert.

470
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,004
I just found
the most badass girl in the Valley.

471
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:03,556
Gentlemen, welcome
to the All Valley tournament.

472
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:08,061
I know you've been in fights before,
but a tournament is different.

473
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,021
There's no backup coming.

474
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:14,401
It's just you,
on your own, in the spotlight,

475
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,528
with the crowd cheering your name.

476
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,446
Demetri, be the hero. Come on.

477
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,534
The spotlight is yours.
Everyone you know is counting on you.

478
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,745
-I'm the hero.
-Meat, Meat, Meat! Meat, Meat, Meat!

479
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,873
-Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat!
-Ready?

480
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,543
-Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat!
-Fight!

481
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,421
Hi-yah!

482
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,637
-Dammit!
-No! No. That was great.

483
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,933
That kick was awesome, all right? You just
have to be careful you don't expose your--

484
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,727
Well,

485
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,980
look who decided to come back.

486
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,694
It's good to see you, Eli.

487
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:00,029
Or is it Hawk?

488
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,992
Oh, doesn't matter. I'm just here
to do what I can to help out the team.

489
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:05,869
That's good.

490
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,329
The more help, the better.

491
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,874
But first, you need a gi.

492
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,377
Good to have you back, man.

493
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,303
Oh, hey. I didn't know you were in here.

494
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,555
I didn't want to interrupt your boys club.

495
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,223
Hey, Sam.

496
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,478
-About yesterday--
-No, Dad, it's fine.

497
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,229
You and mom were right.

498
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,107
It's time to leave
the past behind us, right?

499
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,652
Yeah. I'm proud of you, Sam.

500
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,697
It's never easy being the bigger person.

501
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,288
Okay, you're good to go.

502
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,214
It's her.

503
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:08,056
I heard you let me back in, LaRusso.
So I guess I should--

504
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,810
I don't know what game you're playing,
but I'm not scared of you.

505
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,229
You're not in control here. I am.

506
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,940
My parents might fall for your bullshit,

507
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:22,904
but if you so much as look at me funny,
I will kick your ass for a third time.

508
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,741
I'm coming for you, bitch.