1 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,160 Yeah, no, these just came off the truck. 2 00:01:36,195 --> 00:01:37,465 But he put them all in front. 3 00:01:37,496 --> 00:01:38,966 I wanted to put some Porsches up here. 4 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:42,098 Hey, Mr. LaRusso, uh, l'm all done. 5 00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:43,634 Really? 6 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,875 Both lots? 7 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,209 This is bullshit. 8 00:01:51,243 --> 00:01:52,883 Okay, I thought you were gonna teach me karate. 9 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,682 I'm just doing all your shitty chores. 10 00:01:57,216 --> 00:01:59,386 I think you're enjoying this a little too much. 11 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,259 (CHUCKLES) 12 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,189 God, I love this part. 13 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:07,564 (INSPIRING MUSIC) 14 00:02:07,593 --> 00:02:10,963 DANIEL: Show me wash the windows. Hai! 15 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:16,537 Hai! Show me wax on, wax off. Hai, hai! 16 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,009 Next! 17 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:21,007 (INSPIRING MUSIC) 18 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,515 Whoa. 19 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,965 (EXCLAIMS) 20 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:47,367 Bow. 21 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,800 Fighting positions. 22 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,714 Stabilize your base, Hawk. 23 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,983 Keep your balance, full rotation when you strike. 24 00:03:00,012 --> 00:03:02,352 Yes, Sensei! Hai! 25 00:03:04,483 --> 00:03:06,153 Did you just flinch, Virgin? 26 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:13,797 Holy shit, we got a room full of flinchers. 27 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:17,526 ALL: Yes, Sensei! - That was not a question! 28 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:20,703 Raise your hand if you've never been punched in the face. 29 00:03:22,935 --> 00:03:25,375 Put your hands down. 30 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:28,574 All your lives, you've been avoiding fights 31 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,808 so you don't break your nose or lose a tooth. 32 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,844 This concussion nonsense. 33 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,481 So there's only one solution, and that is before you leave 34 00:03:37,516 --> 00:03:39,516 this dojo, each and every one of you 35 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:43,692 is going to take a punch, very hard, to the face. 36 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:48,523 Miss Robinson, line them up. Unflinch this group. 37 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,861 Yes, Sensei. 38 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,412 (PAINED GRUNT) 39 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:07,544 450 bucks for nunchucks. What a rip. 40 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:15,388 AISHA: (YELLS) - (PAINED GRUNT) 41 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,921 Hey, Sensei, I need to ask you something. 42 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,356 First aid's under the counter. We got a bleeder? 43 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,822 No. 44 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,560 Well, I mean, yeah, we do. There's a lot of blood. 45 00:04:22,594 --> 00:04:24,664 But this is about something else. 46 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:25,727 What is it? 47 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,935 - Well, there's a girl at school. - Is she hot? 48 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,467 - And she's super smart. - Hot? 49 00:04:29,501 --> 00:04:32,241 - Funny and cool. - Hot? 50 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,571 - Yes, she's hot, super hot. - Nice. 51 00:04:34,606 --> 00:04:38,676 I think you'd really like her. She likes karate, and... 52 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,611 I mean, I want to ask her out, but I just don't know. 53 00:04:40,646 --> 00:04:42,486 Don't know? What's there to think about? 54 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:44,555 She's hot, and all those other things. 55 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,923 Uh, yeah, but what if she says no. 56 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,193 Never accept defeat, Diaz. There is no "no." 57 00:04:50,222 --> 00:04:51,792 Pretty sure no means no. 58 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,424 Yeah, if things are getting physical, no means no. 59 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,830 But if you're just asking her out. 60 00:04:55,861 --> 00:04:57,361 You're a Cobra Kai. 61 00:04:57,396 --> 00:04:59,336 All the babes want to date a Cobra Kai. 62 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,735 All right? AISHA: Fucking pussy! Next. 63 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:03,167 - AISHA: (YELLS) - (PAINED GRUNT) 64 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:04,742 Are we entering this tournament? 65 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,041 I don't think we're ready yet. 66 00:05:06,071 --> 00:05:07,911 - (LOUD SMACK) - (GROANS) 67 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:10,440 - He's okay. - l'm okay. (GROANS) 68 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,646 It's just a tooth. 69 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,454 Yo, yo, yo, job kid! 70 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,924 - What's up, man. - Nice shirt, bro. 71 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,154 Yeah, man, looks like he's 72 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:24,959 taking that job thing real serious. 73 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,561 I thought you just wanted to piss off your dad. 74 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,763 I am. I'm gonna quit soon. 75 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,066 Oh, okay, cool. 76 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,037 We got an idea we want to run by you. 77 00:05:33,065 --> 00:05:34,435 I'm on lunch break. 78 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,667 Man, we're not talking about today. 79 00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:37,771 - We're talking about tonight. - Oh, yeah? 80 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,904 - Yeah. - Yeah, what's the plan? 81 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:43,909 LaRusso's Luxury Motors. 82 00:05:45,544 --> 00:05:48,384 What are you talking about? 83 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:50,654 - We can't steal a car. - Dude, relax. 84 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:52,452 We're not gonna steal a car. 85 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,425 We're talking about auto parts. Like, rims, stereos. 86 00:05:56,455 --> 00:05:58,025 Shit made out of chrome and shit. 87 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,087 You know? 88 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,825 - I don't know, guys. - Dude, you don't have to 89 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:02,859 do anything. Just give us the security code. 90 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:04,165 We'll let ourselves in. 91 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:06,036 Yeah, but I don't have the code. 92 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:08,365 I'm the new guy, I don't even have a key to the bathroom. 93 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,441 I'm sure you could figure something out. 94 00:06:10,469 --> 00:06:13,739 - You always do. - Unless he doesn't want to. 95 00:06:13,772 --> 00:06:15,872 Oh, then we'd have a bigger problem. 96 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:19,308 Yeah, remember what we did to that bitch ass kid over in Ventura? 97 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:21,514 Oh, yeah, that was unfortunate. 98 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,147 - It was. - Yeah. 99 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:26,822 But we're not gonna have a bigger problem, are we, Robby? 100 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,838 Hey, Sam. 101 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,167 - Hey. - Hey, I didn't realize 102 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:44,672 this was your locker. 103 00:06:44,703 --> 00:06:47,003 - Yup, that's me. - Yeah. 104 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,609 Anyways, glad I ran into you. 105 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,282 Um, l've been thinking about you a lot lately. 106 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,811 Um... 107 00:06:53,845 --> 00:06:55,885 I mean, not a lot a lot, just the normal amount 108 00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:58,314 that someone would think about someone else. 109 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:02,851 - Are you okay? - Yeah, um, I mean, I was... 110 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,193 Do you want to go out on a date with me? 111 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,755 Oh. 112 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:10,493 Um, Miguel, that's really sweet. 113 00:07:10,529 --> 00:07:12,399 I mean, I would like to. 114 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:13,801 With everything that happened with Kyler, 115 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:15,932 l'm kind of taking a break from dating right now. 116 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:18,708 - Yeah, no, I get it. - But l'll see you in class? 117 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,638 Yeah, perfect, okay. See you in class. 118 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,680 JOHNNY: Never accept defeat. 119 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,021 What if it's not a date? 120 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,750 What if it's just two people, hanging out at the same place, 121 00:07:34,786 --> 00:07:37,886 having fun separately, but together. 122 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:40,993 - That sounds like a date. - Really? 123 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:42,766 It wouldn't be a date. 124 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:48,196 If it's not a date, then I guess it sounds like it could be fun. 125 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,104 Great! 126 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,766 What about tonight? 127 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:54,904 - Pick me up at eight. - Yeah, totally, okay. 128 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:57,040 Yeah, ooh... 129 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,106 I have a bike. 130 00:07:58,143 --> 00:08:01,283 Uh, okay, then... 131 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,514 - I'll pick you up. - Okay, yeah. 132 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:09,687 (PHONE CLICKS) 133 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,963 You know, we have dozens of beautiful brand new cars 134 00:08:13,992 --> 00:08:16,592 right over there that you're welcome to take photos of. 135 00:08:16,628 --> 00:08:18,298 This is for the insurance adjuster. 136 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:20,100 Just figure instead of waiting for her to come all the way 137 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:21,772 out here from Torrance, l'll send her the photos 138 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,040 and we can get to work sooner. 139 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,569 Might be time to make you Louie's boss. 140 00:08:25,604 --> 00:08:28,904 (NUMBER PAD BEEPING) 141 00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:35,612 Yeah, hey, is it too late to register my dojo 142 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:37,747 for the All Valley Tournament? 143 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:40,883 Sure, it's Cobra Kai. 144 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,759 Cobra, like the badass snake. 145 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:46,859 I need somewhere romantic, but not too romantic. 146 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:49,626 You could take her to get tattoos. 147 00:08:49,661 --> 00:08:51,561 - (LAUGHS) - What? 148 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:56,135 I know a guy, just hooked me up with this bad boy. 149 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,508 (HAWK SCREECHES) 150 00:08:58,537 --> 00:08:59,737 - Oh! - Oh, shit. 151 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,042 - That is badass. - Right? 152 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,714 14 hours in the chair. 153 00:09:04,743 --> 00:09:08,183 Wait, are your parents okay with that? 154 00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:09,413 Oh, they have no idea. 155 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,218 Definitely going to have to wear a T-shirt until college. 156 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,680 Probably longer. 157 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,618 Please don't tell them. 158 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:16,753 Uh, any other suggestions? 159 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:19,689 Don't look at me. Sam and I used to be friends. 160 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:23,125 - We're not anymore. - Okay, but I need your help. 161 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,632 Fine, um... 162 00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:27,863 I know that she likes chocolates and astronomy. 163 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,270 I could work with that. JOHNNY: Banned? 164 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:32,072 What are you talking about? 165 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:38,046 No, you don't ban me. I'll ban you! 166 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:41,418 Sensei, what's going on? 167 00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:43,386 There's a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai 168 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:44,585 from entering the tournament. 169 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,956 What, how is that fair? 170 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,985 It's not. 171 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,660 There's nothing I can do about it. 172 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,020 What happened to never accept defeat? 173 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:55,458 - There is no "no"? - That was girl advice. 174 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,394 This is different, this is the real world. 175 00:09:57,429 --> 00:10:00,669 - There are rules. - Since when do you care about the rules? 176 00:10:00,699 --> 00:10:02,599 We don't take no for an answer. 177 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,835 You said that, you've got to fight this. 178 00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:09,705 You know what? You're right. 179 00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:11,311 - I'm going to go down there. - Yeah. 180 00:10:11,343 --> 00:10:14,043 - And beat their asses. - Yes, no, no, no, no, no. 181 00:10:14,079 --> 00:10:17,619 What, no, that's not what I meant. I'm saying maybe there's 182 00:10:17,649 --> 00:10:19,619 a more delicate approach, Sensei? 183 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,152 The way of the fist is not delicate. 184 00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:26,557 - Cobras are not delicate. - Yes, yes, sorry. Forget delicate. 185 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,262 I'm just saying... 186 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,664 Maybe there's a smarter way to fight back? 187 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:34,296 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 188 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,132 Hey, have you seen Robby? 189 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,470 - I could use some help with those filters. - Yeah, he's in the back. 190 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:41,836 He's helping me trim the bonsais. 191 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:45,714 Oh, wow, you're letting him touch your precious bonsais. 192 00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:47,214 That's like third base for you, babe. 193 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,786 He's a good kid, he's just had a rough go of it. 194 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:53,085 And I thought if I could teach him a few things, you know. 195 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,789 Well, just don't try to lure him 196 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,760 into opening his own bonsai tree store. 197 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,829 - You know how that goes. - No, no, no, no, no. 198 00:10:58,857 --> 00:11:01,527 Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees was a solid business plan. 199 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,059 We just ran into some bad luck. 200 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,165 - Okay, never again. - Never again. 201 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,906 How's it going? 202 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,342 I'm sorry, I suck at this. 203 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,148 I don't know what l'm doing, I just, I don't get it. 204 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:26,381 Don't worry, I didn't get it either at first. 205 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:28,758 Mr. Miyagi had to teach me. 206 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:32,128 Mr. Miyagi, that's the dude who taught you kata, right? 207 00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:36,797 Yeah, he was a pretty special dude. 208 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,729 He taught me a lot. 209 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,440 And what you've got to do is close your eyes. 210 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,710 Get everything out of your head. 211 00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:50,078 The only thing you can see is the tree. 212 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:54,013 Think only the tree. 213 00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:58,455 Then, you visualize what you want that tree to look like. 214 00:11:58,483 --> 00:12:00,853 And you make it happen. 215 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,824 That's it. 216 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,463 There you go. (CHUCKLES) 217 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,874 So this is obviously some kind of metaphor. 218 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,944 The tree's like my feelings or something? 219 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:24,213 Well, you are the tree, Robby. 220 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:27,942 You got strong roots. You know who you are, right? 221 00:12:27,979 --> 00:12:31,149 So now, all you've got to do is visualize what you want 222 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,423 your future to look like. And then you make it happen. 223 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,237 (PHONE BUZZES) 224 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:02,048 (KNOCKING) MIGUEL: Hey, Sensei. 225 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,881 Come in. (DOOR OPENS) 226 00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:09,618 (EXHALES) You nervous for your meeting? 227 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,425 I'm not nervous, l'm pissed off. 228 00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:13,256 Okay, but you have to be nice to these people. 229 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,361 So if you get pissed off, what are you going to do? 230 00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:17,393 I don't know, I usually just punch the guy. 231 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,799 That's not gonna work. So how about this. 232 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:21,431 How about when someone makes you angry, 233 00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,766 you make a fist like you're gonna punch them. 234 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,102 But don't punch them? 235 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,107 - Hold it in? - Yeah. 236 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,179 I could try. 237 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,310 Ooh, a briefcase. What's inside? 238 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:36,715 Nothing. Found it in the dumpster. 239 00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:39,418 - It's a nice touch. - Thanks. 240 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,391 What about you, are you nervous for your date? 241 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,390 Yeah, uh, a little. 242 00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:48,163 - A lot. - There's nothing to be nervous about, all right? 243 00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:51,433 Just relax, be cool. When the time's right, 244 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,063 - you make your move. - Move, what move? 245 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,739 I don't have a move. What's my move? 246 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,338 Oh, come on, man. You got to kiss the girl. 247 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,339 I mean, yeah, l'd like to, but I don't... 248 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,771 - Technically have to, right? - No, that's true. 249 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,507 You could just learn how to braid her hair. 250 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,612 Talk about all the other guys who had the balls 251 00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:06,843 to kiss her on the first date. 252 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,979 - Shit. - You're a Cobra Kai. 253 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,715 Strike first, strike hard. 254 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,650 It's not just for karate, it's for everything, all right? 255 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,758 Now where are you taking this chick anyway? 256 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,120 The observatory. 257 00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:21,397 Little picnic on the lawn, chocolate tasting three ways, 258 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,597 and if the sky's clear, then we'll look at the stars. 259 00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:27,168 The only part of that that made any sense at all is three way. 260 00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:28,998 - It'll be fun. - All right, look. 261 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,334 If you want to impress this chick, 262 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,868 you got to take her to where I used to take 263 00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:33,403 all my babes back in the day. 264 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,139 Where's that? 265 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,966 MIGUEL: All right, let's do it! 266 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,606 All right. 267 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,570 I can't believe you wanted to come to Golf N' Stuff. 268 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,906 Oh, I mean, we could go somewhere else if you don't want to be here. 269 00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:13,082 No, are you kidding me? I love this place. 270 00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:14,511 - Really? - Totally. 271 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,546 My dad used to bring me here all the time when I was a kid. 272 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,221 - Here you go. - Thanks. 273 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,780 Come on, it's gonna be so much fun. 274 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:20,988 - Okay. - Let's go! 275 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:23,989 (GROOVY ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 276 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,251 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 277 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,623 - What the heck? - Come on, let's see. 278 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,392 Oh, my God. 279 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,620 - Boom. - Wow. 280 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,995 All right, this is a lot. Let's see, you could get 281 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,724 15 necklaces, an eraser, or 37 lambs. 282 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:06,101 (LAUGHS) I want that guy. 283 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,199 Octopus, interesting. 284 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,674 Is he fluffy? Oh, he's pretty fluffy, yeah. 285 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,745 - Yeah, all right. - So, uh... 286 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,744 - You ready, let's go. - Okay, where are we going? 287 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,044 Let's bring this to order. 288 00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,719 Now, we have a proposal on the table 289 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,648 to change the color of the mats for the under 18 tournament. 290 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,354 We've had the classic red mats with white fist logo 291 00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,526 for over 30 years, it's tradition. 292 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:34,226 You know what else is a tradition? Dwindling attendance. 293 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,729 Look, we need to shake things up. 294 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,461 I say we go blue mats, gold fist. 295 00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:43,565 Gold fists? (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 296 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,942 Uh, excuse me, sir? 297 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,240 If you're looking for the AA meeting, 298 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,441 that doesn't start until 9 o'clock. 299 00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:51,743 No, uh, l'm John Lawrence here for the tournament committee meeting. 300 00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:53,976 Are you here because of what happened at last year's tournament? 301 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:57,312 If so, we can assure you we've hired an entirely new food vendor. 302 00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:59,518 We had no way of knowing those corn dogs had turned. 303 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,491 No, l'm sorry about your corn dogs. That's not why l'm here. 304 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,521 I'm here because my dojo's been banned from the under 18 tournament. 305 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,828 - And I want to see about an appeal. - I'm confused. 306 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,360 - We banned someone? - I didn't know we could ban anyone. 307 00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:12,896 - Is that a thing? - Just bear with us, sir. 308 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,970 It's probably just a mistake. What's the name of your dojo? 309 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,840 DANIEL: Cobra Kai. 310 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,739 RON: Daniel, you made it. 311 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:23,011 You know I never miss the annual meeting there, Ron. 312 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,641 And boy, am I glad I didn't miss this one. 313 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:28,547 Well, you're just in time. Uh, Mr. Lawrence here 314 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,050 says his dojo was banned from the tournament. 315 00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:32,822 He wants to re-enter. 316 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,250 Oh, l'm sure he does. 317 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,105 Where the hell is he at? 318 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,174 - I don't know. - I'm right here. 319 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,443 Hey, don't be sneaking up on me like that, man. 320 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:56,941 It's good, man. What's up, bro? You got the code? 321 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,115 Yeah, I got it. 322 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:02,584 - I told you my boy would come through. - Mmm. 323 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:05,354 What are you waiting on, man? Let's do it, where's the code? 324 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:10,922 - I can't. - Can't what? Remember the code? 325 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,056 Sorry, I mean I won't. I always get those two confused. 326 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,792 Robby, Robby, come on man. Don't do this. 327 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:21,469 - Just open the goddamn door. - It's not gonna happen. 328 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,802 He's really gonna make me have to do this. 329 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,249 Ooh, what, ninja boy teach you some karate or something? 330 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,136 - Dude, you good? - Watch it, bro! 331 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:19,326 - Nowhere to run. - Nowhere to hide. 332 00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:29,864 You better watch your ass. 333 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,041 - Okay, you ready? - All right, ready? 334 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:39,615 All right. 335 00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:43,314 - Lonzo Ball with the fadeaway! - All right, ooh. 336 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,348 - So you're a Lakers fan. - Yeah. 337 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,214 My family's had season tickets since I was little. 338 00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:49,621 Like, right at half court. 339 00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:52,324 You know, my dad uses them mostly for business and stuff 340 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,827 - anyway, we only go, like, sometimes. - Right. 341 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,600 Well, you know, sometimes I use my season tickets for business, too. 342 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,300 Entertaining clients, sealing the deal. 343 00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:01,531 It's all really expensive and boring. 344 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:04,106 Oh, what kind of business are you in? 345 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,576 Ooh, textiles. 346 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:09,574 You know, some exports, a little imports, 347 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,547 uh, but my real passion lies in the community outreach program. 348 00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:14,677 - That sounds so interesting. - Mm-hmm, oh, it is. 349 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,153 And what we do is we take underprivileged Encino kids 350 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,382 who can only go to some Lakers games, 351 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,757 and we try to see if we can get them to see more. 352 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:25,486 - Wow, you are such a philanthropist. - Yeah. 353 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:32,126 Well, do you want to maybe go to a game with me sometime? 354 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,963 Yeah. 355 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,834 Actually, you know, it would depend on how close to half-court we're talking. 356 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,510 - Because my seats are pretty close. - Oh, my God! 357 00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:43,279 - Do you have a seating chart? - Shut up! 358 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:46,248 If you had a seating chart... All right, ready, one more. Last shot wins. 359 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:04,761 Oh, my gosh, look at that face! (BOTH LAUGHING) 360 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:11,065 GEORGE: Therefore, we the All Valley Committee of 1985 361 00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:14,502 issue a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai 362 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,579 for the unethical and unsportsmanlike conduct 363 00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:20,478 shown by Senseis Terry Silver, John Kreese, 364 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,882 - and their student, Mike Barnes. - Well, there you have it. 365 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,114 We're sorry we wasted your time, Mr. Lawrence, 366 00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:28,019 but a lifetime ban is a lifetime ban. 367 00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:29,492 Well, hold on. 368 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,591 Let's hear what the man has to say. 369 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:36,663 Mr. Lawrence, what is your relationship to this Terry Silver? 370 00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:39,564 Ma'am, I have no idea who that even is. 371 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:42,097 I'm just a small business owner trying to make a living. 372 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,574 Oh, please, ask him about John Kreese. 373 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,605 John Kreese is dead. 374 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,210 - We're very sorry for your loss. - Give me a break. 375 00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:55,543 - Daniel, show a little respect. - Respect? 376 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,480 Are you kidding me, Sue? You don't know the history here. 377 00:21:58,516 --> 00:22:01,016 John Kreese and Cobra Kai were the embodiment 378 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,023 of everything this tournament stands against, 379 00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:06,024 and this guy, Johnny Lawrence, he was his star pupil. 380 00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:08,427 He's the worst of them all. We'll be dishonoring 381 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,430 the entire sport by reinstating Cobra Kai. 382 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,102 I mean, come on. 383 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:20,934 Look, I admit Cobra Kai had its share of problems in the '80s. 384 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,972 My sensei didn't always play by the rules. 385 00:22:24,008 --> 00:22:26,008 That's why I left. 386 00:22:29,246 --> 00:22:32,146 But my Cobra Kai is different. 387 00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:36,123 It's a place where kids can come and feel like they belong. 388 00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:38,993 Where they won't get picked on just because they're a bunch of losers. 389 00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:40,663 Er, because they're unique. 390 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,297 I've watched firsthand as my students have gotten stronger. 391 00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:47,369 Gained confidence. 392 00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:50,168 Learned how to stand up for themselves. 393 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:54,071 Cobra Kai is making a difference in these kids' lives. 394 00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:55,875 And honestly... 395 00:22:57,809 --> 00:23:00,649 They're making a difference in mine as well. 396 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:03,817 Thank you. 397 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:10,191 That doesn't sound at all like the old Cobra Kai. 398 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:13,391 Badass name for a dojo, by the way. 399 00:23:13,424 --> 00:23:15,694 I think I speak for all of us when I say 400 00:23:15,726 --> 00:23:18,966 the community could use more men like you, Mr. Lawrence. 401 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,497 - Thank you, ma'am. - All right, this is horseshit. 402 00:23:21,532 --> 00:23:25,002 This guy was the biggest bully in my high school, and he hasn't changed at all. 403 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:26,636 I can prove it. 404 00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:29,811 I'm sorry, Mr. Lawrence. I don't know you, 405 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:34,381 but I do know Daniel LaRusso, and if he says no, l'm with him. 406 00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:37,782 Thank you, George. (GAVEL BANGS) 407 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:42,316 Seems the only fair solution is to put this to a vote. 408 00:23:42,353 --> 00:23:46,123 Mr. Lawrence, would you mind waiting outside while we cast our ballots? 409 00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:49,665 Not at all. 410 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,729 Thank you all for your careful consideration. 411 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:57,135 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wait outside, all right? 412 00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,706 (SIGHS) 413 00:23:59,737 --> 00:24:02,807 Okay, guys, this sob story, I mean, you were not there. 414 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:05,211 - So. - Mm-hmm? 415 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:08,713 Senor Octopus would like to know if you are better at karate... 416 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,547 - Karate. - Than you are at mini-golf. 417 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,922 Hmm, okay, I didn't realize the octopus was Hispanic now, 418 00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:18,091 but why don't you tell Senor Octopus that, um... 419 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,493 My sensei says l'm the best student in his class. 420 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,895 - Really, best in his class? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 421 00:24:24,829 --> 00:24:26,899 You don't believe me? No, no, no, no, no, no. 422 00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:29,301 No, I mean, I didn't say that. 423 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:31,203 Stand up. 424 00:24:31,235 --> 00:24:32,475 Okay. 425 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,474 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 426 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,336 Get into like a général fighting position. 427 00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:38,743 - Mm-hmm, okay. - Just, yeah, leg out, kind of like in an I, 428 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:41,347 Arm out here, then you want that arm out, yeah. 429 00:24:41,378 --> 00:24:43,048 - Uh-huh. - There you go. 430 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,050 - Then you kind of position... - You want to put your hands on my hips? 431 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,285 Uh, no, no, l'm correcting your stance. 432 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,220 Look, this move is really hard, so if you don't get it on the first time, 433 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:54,197 don't feel bad... (BOTH GRUNTING) 434 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,360 Holy shit, Sam. That was amazing! 435 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:00,396 What are you... Oh. 436 00:25:00,431 --> 00:25:02,671 Sensei Sam. 437 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:08,640 You know, this may be the best date l've ever been on. 438 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,243 Really, because technically, this isn't a date. 439 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,776 Right, not a date. 440 00:25:22,453 --> 00:25:25,723 And that was not a kiss. 441 00:25:26,457 --> 00:25:28,257 Yeah. 442 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,469 (MUFFLED YELLING) 443 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:34,838 (DOOR OPENS) 444 00:25:37,368 --> 00:25:39,538 Congratulations, Johnny. 445 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:10,070 - Who's the man? - I'm the man! 446 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:13,841 Oh, shit, are you the man, too? Tell me you're the man. 447 00:26:13,871 --> 00:26:15,711 - I'm the man! - Yeah! 448 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,110 - I crushed the date! - I crushed the committee meeting! 449 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,383 - So Cobra Kai's in? - Hell yeah we're in. 450 00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:23,011 Cobra Kai's back, baby! 451 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,547 All right, l'm gonna grab a soda. Do you want a Banquet? 452 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:28,353 No, no, this calls for a real toast. 453 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,299 - Oh. - The good stuff, for real men. 454 00:26:41,465 --> 00:26:42,935 (SNIFFS) (GROANS) 455 00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:44,937 Drink it, it'll put hair on your balls. 456 00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:47,309 - Is that a good thing? - Yeah, it's a good thing. 457 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,779 Okay, (EXHALES). To Cobra Kai! 458 00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,308 Never accept defeat. 459 00:27:11,328 --> 00:27:14,568 If you want to win the All Valley under 18 karate tournament, 460 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,239 you got to give me better than your best. 461 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,607 (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC) 462 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,005 Go, go, go! 463 00:27:19,036 --> 00:27:21,706 You're the only chance I got at winning this thing. 464 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,010 - Grandma! - Hey, give me a hug! 465 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,342 - Hey, ma. - Those Cobra jerks. 466 00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:29,878 Oh, they're nothing but a bunch of bullies. 467 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,614 They can't all be bullies, right? 468 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,949 Promise me you'll stay away from the kids that are associated with it. 469 00:27:34,985 --> 00:27:37,355 I was looking for Mr. LaRusso, he's been training me. 470 00:27:37,388 --> 00:27:40,588 Then I should thank you. He tried roping me into it. 471 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,295 (BOTH LAUGH) 472 00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:46,526 DANIEL: Look, Robby, I know it's hard growing up without a dad. 473 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:50,104 Mr. LaRusso, I need to tell you something. 474 00:27:50,134 --> 00:27:51,804 - (LAUGHS) - What's so funny? 475 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:55,606 Oh, nothing, just this funny picture my girlfriend posted. 476 00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:57,079 You're dating a LaRusso?