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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
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The presenta---
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight?
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight!
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Isn't this what it's all about,
folks?
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Turn. Kneel.
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Ey, Johnny, you're a cream puff!
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Sweep the leg.
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You have a problem with that?
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No, sensei.
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No mercy.
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Two points, LaRusso.
Lawrence, nothing.
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Ready?
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One point, Lawrence.
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Point, Lawrence.
Two, two.
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Get him a body bag!
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Warning for illegal contact
to the knee.
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Whoever wins the next point
will be our new champion.
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Finish him!
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The new champion:
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Daniel LaRusso!
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Hey, I'm Miguel.
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My family and I
just moved into 109.
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Great. More immigrants.
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Actually, we're from Riverside.
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Anyways, were you having trouble
with your water pressure?
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Our sink's being weird now and...
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Oh, bottles go in the blue bin.
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Listen, Menudo...
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I've lived in this shithole
for over ten years.
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Pipes don't work.
Fountain's full of piss.
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Only good thing here
is not having to talk to anybody.
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So nice knowin' ya.
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Okay, well...
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Have a nice day.
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I guess.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Not another one.
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{\an5}Hey.
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{\an8}Creep.
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{\an8}Ugh. Sick.
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- Hey!
- Got you!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell is this?
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Don't worry, it'll be level.
I'm just lining it up.
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You put it on the wrong wall.
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I said the wall across from the door.
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This is the wall across from the door.
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Not that door, idiot.
The door.
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Just move the TV.
I have company coming over.
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Wait, hold on.
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I'm gonna have to fill the holes,
re-measure, match the paint.
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- The hardware store is an hour away.
- Not my problem.
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I'm not the dummy
who put the TV on, literally,
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the only wall in the house
a TV would not go.
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Why can't a TV go on this...
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Look, I'll come by
first thing in the morning.
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Put everything the way you want.
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- I just can't do it now.
- Well, that's just great.
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Not bad enough you took a shit
in my powder room.
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- You said I could to go there.
- I didn't know you'd do that.
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Okay, okay. We'll figure this out.
All right?
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Just quit bitchin' at me.
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What did you just call me?
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No, no.
I didn't call her a bitch.
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I said she was bitchin' at me.
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There's a difference.
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You're firin' me
because of that bitch?
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You know what?
I hated this damn job anyway.
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You better pay me
what you owe me, Mike.
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Mike?
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Banzai.
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I'm Daniel LaRusso.
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And at LaRusso Auto,
we kick the competi--
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That one.
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Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
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Can you put that on a plate?
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My grandma's not feeling well.
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Didn't ask.
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C'mon, what's Spanish
for "just give me my damn slice"?
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What did you just say?
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- What did he say?
- You don't wanna know.
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It's something bad.
Just tell me.
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Uh, he said you have a tiny...
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He said I have a tiny wang?
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Tell him he has a tiny wang.
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I speak English, asshole.
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Oh, really?
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Yo, Brucks, let's get the light beer.
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Gotta cut weight for the meet.
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- Hundo P, son.
- Damn right.
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Man, you should get condoms too.
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Finish up and then beat it.
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- Excuse me?
- This is my mart.
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You ain't hustlin' no coin
at my mart.
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I'm not hustlin'.
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I'm not homeless.
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That's my car.
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What the hell are you doin'?
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Why you gotta blow up my spot?
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He thought we were college,
dumb-ass.
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I didn't know
you wanted to buy beer. Sorry.
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- Yes, let's go.
- What the hell are you doin'?
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- Ooh, what do we got here?
- Yeah, what do you got?
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Pepto?
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Oh, man.
Someone has frickin' diarrhea.
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Hey, we should call him 'Rhea.
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Give it back, dude.
It's for my grandma.
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Oh, it's for your grandma.
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Ah, I'm sorry, man.
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You want it? You can take all that.
Take that.
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Bitch.
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Asshole.
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What'd you say, 'Rhea?
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I didn't say anything.
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Oh, that's brute, Ky.
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Oh, what? You crying?
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Where are you going, 'Rhea?
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Hey!
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Watch the car, man.
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Who's this dude?
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Just leave the dork alone.
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You see this guy?
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Eatin' his dinner
at the mini mart like a bum.
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Wait, I think I know this guy.
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He's the jerk-off
that cleaned my dad's septic tank.
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That explains
why he smells like shit.
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Trust me, you guys are pissin' off
the wrong guy on the wrong day.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Get the hell out of here, loser.
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Let's get him.
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Holy shit, how did you...
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What's the matter?
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Having trouble breathing?
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Is that all you got, ladies?
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- Come on, Ky. Let's go.
- Ge off me!
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What's the matter?
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Having trouble breathing?
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Hey, get off the kid!
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Hey, hey!
It's not his fault!
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Hey, I just wanted
to say thank you.
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Well, you said it.
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Last night, was that Tae Kwon Do
or jujitsu or MMA or something?
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It's karate.
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Old-school karate.
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Do you think you could teach me?
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What? No.
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When school starts,
those guys will make my life miserable.
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It's not my problem.
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Look...
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If I just knew a little bit
of what you knew, I'd be...
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Forget it.
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I don't do karate anymore.
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All right?
Besides, I need to find a job.
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Well...
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- You could open your karate school.
- It's called a dojo.
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- You could open your dojo.
- I'm gettin' into this with you.
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I'm not sure I'm allowed
to be around kids now.
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You want my advice?
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Stop being so annoying.
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Maybe you'll stop
getting your ass kicked.
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Okay.
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You got Encore?
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Who the hell are you?
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You know those little red stickers
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that say "further reduced"?
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That means spoiled.
You know that, right?
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You're eatin' bad meat, boy.
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What the hell are you doing here,
Sid?
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Oh, that's some thank-you.
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Who do you think bailed you out?
Again.
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I never asked you for anything.
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I'd think
that little incident at Applebee's
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would've taught you
to keep your hands to yourself.
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You know...
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When I met your mom,
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she really knocked my socks off.
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Beautiful.
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Blonde.
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Tan.
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Tight.
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Little did I know I'd be taking care
of her schmuck kid forever.
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Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather
of the century.
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Well, high praise
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coming from a world-class daddy
like you.
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How old is Robby now?
15? 16?
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When did you see him last?
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Just get the hell outta here,
man.
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I'll get the hell outta here
when I'm goddamn ready.
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- Sid.
- What?
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Blood pressure.
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Keep watching
your bullshit judge show.
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Will you, Rhonda?
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And stay outta this.
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Jesus. God.
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This is why I'm here.
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What's this?
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You know, I told your mama
I'd take care of you always.
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But, in this case,
I think even she'd cut me some slack.
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I'm buying you out of my life.
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I'd rather be homeless
than take your money.
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Oh, well...
Yeah, okay.
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Rhonda!
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Lunchtime!
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Call Art's.
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See if they got that belly lox.
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I'd say,
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"Get your life in order,"
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but, uh, at this point,
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you're like the meat
in your fridge.
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Chappy.
Chappy, where are you?
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Just put in the tape, it's an order.
Nothin' you can do about me.
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Chappy, I wanna help you.
Where are you?
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Climb high like I told ya.
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Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
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Chappy!
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A bunch of things must've gone wrong
if you're listenin' to this.
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Whatever happened,
I know you must be real scared.
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Right now you probably have
all the doubts in the world.
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But I'm gonna tell you something,
Doug.
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God doesn't give people things
He doesn't want 'em to use.
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And He gave you the touch.
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It's a power
you have inside of you,
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down there
where you keep your guts, boy.
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It's all you need to blast your way in
and get back what they took from ya.
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Banzai!
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Daniel LaRusso here
from LaRusso Auto,
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bringing you specials
on all of our inventory.
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We have an excess
of Jeep Grand Cherokees priced to go.
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Get a lease for only...
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Nah...
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Make that...
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Yes, we are chopping prices
on all of our Hondas,
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Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
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So come visit any of our locations
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in Tarzana, Woodland Hills,
North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks.
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And as always,
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every customer leaves
with their very own bonsai tree.
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LaRusso Auto Group.
We kick the competition.
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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I got second place.
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Second place is no place!
You're off the team!
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- That sucks. I did my best.
- What did you say?
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I said I did my best.
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You're nothing!
You lost! You're a loser!
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- No, you are the loser, man.
- Oh, I'm the loser, huh?
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Yeah.
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Now who's the loser?
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You're really sick, man.
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Hey.
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Hey, c'mon!
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Don't.
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How does second place feel now,
huh?
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- C'mon, he can't breathe.
- Mind your business.
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You're gonna kill him.
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00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,000
Sensei, please.
You're hurting him.
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How does second place feel now,
huh?
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Oh, my God.
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I told you
you shouldn't be on your phone.
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What the f---
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00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,290
What are we gonna do, guys?
262
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,770
- We call the police.
- No. My parents will kill me.
263
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,400
What the hell are you doing?
264
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,220
What are you doing?
265
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:25,090
Open the door!
Open the door!
266
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,200
Drive!
267
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,180
Hey, where do you think
you're going?
268
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Where do you think
you're going?
269
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,340
Oh, come--
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00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,760
- Take care of her. She's a classic.
- Mhm.
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00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,210
- Hey, where do I pick it up?
- It's on the card.
272
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LaRusso.
273
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,620
No, no.
274
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Hey, hey!
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Ah, c'mon.
276
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,280
How you doin', sir?
277
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,210
- Would you be interested in...?
- No.
278
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:55,870
Great. You're all set.
279
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:58,180
- Thanks so much. Have a great day.
- Thank you.
280
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:00,700
Hi, welcome to LaRusso.
281
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:03,680
- How can I help you?
- Hi. I just need to pick up my car.
282
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,810
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
283
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,050
Oh, this came in last night?
284
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,050
It'll be a couple of weeks.
We'll call you with an estimate.
285
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,270
No, no.
My car wasn't supposed to come here.
286
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,280
I want it towed
to a different body shop.
287
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,450
Why?
288
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,030
We have the number-one service team
in the Valley.
289
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,340
We beat all prices.
290
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:23,770
We kick the competition.
291
00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:25,520
Yeah.
I heard it a million times.
292
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,640
I just prefer
to do my business elsewhere.
293
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,360
Here are the watering instructions.
294
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,380
Thanks
for being returning customers.
295
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:36,340
Before you go, Mr. LaRusso
wanted to thank you personally.
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00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,520
Let me go get him.
297
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:39,520
Can you hurry it up?
I gotta go.
298
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,680
Hold on.
299
00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:44,170
Your car is in one of our intake lots.
300
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:47,080
- I'll just figure out which one.
- I'll come back tomorrow.
301
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,290
But, sir, I...
302
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,100
Johnny?
303
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,450
Johnny Lawrence.
304
00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:05,110
I knew it was you.
305
00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:08,650
- Holy... How the hell are you?
- Hey, man.
306
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,240
Oh, my God.
Look at you.
307
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:13,860
You still got those golden locks,
eh?
308
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,880
God, this is crazy.
How you been?
309
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,650
Great, man. Thanks.
310
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:20,820
That's great.
Hey, hey, Anoush.
311
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,450
Come here. Louie, you too.
I want you to meet somebody.
312
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,880
- I gotta go.
- No, no. This is Johnny Lawrence.
313
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:27,680
He and I go way back.
Right, buddy?
314
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,180
This guy was the toughest dude
in my high school.
315
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,540
When I first moved here,
he and I...
316
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,930
We got into a little bit.
317
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,850
This guy really had it in for me.
318
00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,220
Well, you did move in on my girl.
319
00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:43,510
She actually wasn't your girl anymore,
was she?
320
00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:45,820
I mean...
321
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,500
Alright.
That's all water under the bridge.
322
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,170
Is this the karate guy,
the guy from the tournament?
323
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:53,040
This is the guy
whose ass you kicked.
324
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600
It was a really close match.
325
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:57,730
But if you want to get technical,
326
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,370
I kicked his face.
327
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:01,740
I'm just bustin' your chops.
328
00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:03,460
It was an illegal kick.
329
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,470
Illegal, really?
What about that elbow to my knee?
330
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,390
Yeah, I got a warning.
You got the win.
331
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,750
Whoa, whoa.
No fighting in the showroom, guys.
332
00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:12,250
All right. Back to work.
333
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:14,210
- Nice meeting you.
- Get back to work.
334
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:15,820
Enough reminiscing, right?
335
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:18,620
So what brings you in?
You lookin' for a new ride?
336
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,310
He wants his car towed
to a different body shop.
337
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,080
Oh, no. Johnny,
we got the best prices in town.
338
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,010
That crook at Cole's,
he's gonna try to screw you over.
339
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,720
Sheila, let me see the estimate.
340
00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:30,740
Pontiac?
341
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,110
Firebird?
342
00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:36,710
Wow. Someone did a real number
on this thing.
343
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,370
Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
344
00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:39,520
Let's walk the lot.
345
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,270
- I could give you a great deal on...
- I just want my car.
346
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,500
All right, all right.
You got it, all right?
347
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,650
Let me see how low
I can get this repair.
348
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:52,210
Friends and family,
my own personal code.
349
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,910
You know what?
It's on the house.
350
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,710
No, man.
I don't need your charity.
351
00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:01,130
You'd be doin' me a favor.
352
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,080
Our guys don't work
on cars like this.
353
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,360
They need the practice.
You need the repairs.
354
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:06,620
I said I'll handle it.
355
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,310
All right.
356
00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:13,430
Okay, but it's gonna cost
more than the car's worth.
357
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,180
Listen, don't worry about it.
It's my pleasure, all right?
358
00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:21,340
- All right.
- Okay?
359
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,550
Hang here a second.
I got somethin' for ya.
360
00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:24,640
One minute.
361
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,320
- Hey, Dad.
- Look who's here.
362
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,770
Open the door!
Open the door!
363
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:36,370
I'm good.
364
00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:38,160
You gotta be kidding me.
365
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,040
- Go ahead. See you in the office.
- See you later.
366
00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:43,310
Hey, Johnny, wait up.
367
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,550
Johnny.
368
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,850
Wait up.
369
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:51,940
Every customer gets one.
370
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,190
C'mon.
371
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,880
And, hey, look,
372
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,080
I don't blame you
for what happened before.
373
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,500
I know that wasn't you.
374
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:00,940
It was Cobra Kai.
375
00:25:01,090 --> 00:25:02,950
We're all better off without it,
right?
376
00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:04,540
Take care of yourself.
377
00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:06,620
I'll call you when the car's ready,
okay?
378
00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:09,710
This is crazy. You look...
It's good to see you, man.
379
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,270
Are you sure you're ready?
380
00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:42,570
Once you go down this path,
there's no turning back.
381
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:44,970
- You're gonna be my karate teacher?
- No.
382
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,940
I'm gonna be your sensei.
383
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,620
I'll teach you the style of karate
that was taught to me.
384
00:25:57,340 --> 00:26:00,940
A method of fighting
your pansy-ass generation needs.
385
00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:03,040
- Good luck. It's all yours.
- All right.
386
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,660
I'm not just gonna teach you
how to conquer your fears.
387
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:13,980
I'm gonna teach you
how to awaken the snake within ya.
388
00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,430
And once you do that,
389
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,620
you'll be the one who's feared.
390
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,910
You'll build strength.
391
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,700
You'll learn discipline.
392
00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:34,820
And when the time is right,
393
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,650
you'll strike back.
394
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,900
{\an8}Remember that guy
from my high school?
395
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:52,140
{\an8}The pretty boy
you beat in that tournament.
396
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,570
{\an8}I never remember
calling him "pretty."
397
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:56,480
{\an5}Cobra Kai isn't just about karate.
398
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,840
{\an5}It's about a way of life.
399
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,810
{\an5}What does this have to do
with karate?
400
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,350
{\an5}Do not question my methods.
401
00:27:01,510 --> 00:27:04,020
{\an8}- Anyone I have to worry about?
-There's this one guy.
402
00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,700
{\an8}How about we invite him over
for dinner on Friday?
403
00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:09,880
{\an5}- Tell me about that shiner.
- Oh, this?
404
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,520
{\an5}High school kids can be rough.
405
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,040
{\an5}Oh, it wasn't a kid.
406
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,410
{\an5}Some things never change.
407
00:27:18,210 --> 00:27:19,600
{\an8}You've seen Johnny's story.
408
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,140
{\an8}Click below for another free episode
of Cobra Kai
409
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,290
{\an8}to see Daniel's side of the story.