1 00:00:03,369 --> 00:00:05,869 ELI'S MOM: No, you don't understand. 2 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:08,605 My son is getting bullied every day. 3 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:10,638 Yeah, they call him names. 4 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:15,514 "Freak," "loser," "shitlip." 5 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:16,748 It's not right. 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,354 You have to do something about this. 7 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:25,857 You're gonna make an announcement? 8 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:28,861 Don't have them make an announcement. 9 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,055 Just, please keep his name out of it. 10 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,767 I don't want him to be embarrassed. 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,637 I'm sure that this will nip it in the bud. 12 00:00:36,602 --> 00:00:37,672 Uh-huh. 13 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,542 Do you realize what you've done? 14 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:44,043 The school needed to know that this behavior should not be tolerated. 15 00:00:44,076 --> 00:00:45,376 Don't you get it? They're never going to stop 16 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:48,151 making fun of me because I'm a loser. 17 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,451 That's not true. 18 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,222 Wake up, Mom! 19 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:52,850 I'm a freak. 20 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:55,555 I'm never gonna have any other friends besides Demetri. 21 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,388 I'm never going to get a girlfriend, 22 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:00,494 I'm never going to be anything other than a kid with a weird lip! 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,500 [SOBBING] 24 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:18,683 [EAGLE SCREECHES] 25 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:21,676 [WHIRRING] 26 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:27,352 RICO: There you go, brother. 27 00:01:30,556 --> 00:01:32,456 Thanks, Rico. 28 00:01:30,556 --> 00:01:32,456 See you soon, man. 29 00:01:37,296 --> 00:01:38,796 Did you get that for me? 30 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:40,765 Maybe. 31 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:52,649 Hey, asshole twins, grab my bag. We're out. 32 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,216 [DOOR BELL JINGLES] 33 00:02:04,857 --> 00:02:07,027 The whole fence? 34 00:02:07,059 --> 00:02:09,459 That's like 1,200 square feet. 35 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:12,395 Actually, times two. You forgot about the other side. 36 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:13,902 [SIGHS] 37 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:15,967 Oh, okay, I get it. 38 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,002 You're teaching me muscle memory. 39 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:22,137 Do it a bunch of times, develop unconscious karate techniques. 40 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:24,876 How about we just cut to the chase 41 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,781 and you show me the moves? 42 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,652 [HUFFING] 43 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:34,422 [GRUNTS] 44 00:02:34,453 --> 00:02:37,593 I'm not exactly the most flexible. 45 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:39,160 That's... 46 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,692 And I have a little trouble maintaining balance. 47 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,258 Hope that's not an issue. 48 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:46,467 Disproportionate limbs. 49 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,701 That's it, side to side. 50 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,937 Can I at least use a roller? 51 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:58,875 DANIEL: Left circle, right circle. 52 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:00,812 There you go. 53 00:03:00,846 --> 00:03:01,876 [GROANING] 54 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:03,284 What? What? 55 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,076 Splinter. 56 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,218 Ah, it's a big one. 57 00:03:19,598 --> 00:03:20,568 [SIGHS] 58 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:22,599 How much longer are we doing this? 59 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:26,605 My arms are getting tired and I've had to pee since before we started. 60 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,809 [SIGHS] 61 00:03:30,075 --> 00:03:31,305 [BOTH GRUNT] 62 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:32,953 You're a little rusty, Sensei. 63 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,347 [GRUNTING] 64 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,245 Okay, pay attention. 65 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,117 He's got my neck, I've got his elbow. 66 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,326 If I try to break out... 67 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:49,029 I dig in and I put him to sleep. 68 00:03:49,061 --> 00:03:51,231 JOHNNY: If I go for his ribs... 69 00:03:51,263 --> 00:03:52,303 [GRUNTS] 70 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:54,431 He completely exposes his chest. 71 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:58,612 JOHNNY: Two difficult choices. 72 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:00,835 What do you do? 73 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,680 [GRUNTING] 74 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:09,716 You damn the consequences and you power forward. 75 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,548 You may get hurt, 76 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,423 but nobody wins by doing nothing. 77 00:04:13,452 --> 00:04:17,022 You make a choice, you make a move, 78 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,926 you go all-in. 79 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:26,303 Good class today. 80 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:26,303 [CHUCKLES] 81 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,172 You still have a hell of a roundhouse. 82 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,540 You almost caught me with that hook. 83 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,940 I think the students got a lot out of the lesson. 84 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,583 But, of course, the most important student was absent. 85 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,647 Your boy. 86 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:43,078 It's not right that he's over there. 87 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:45,115 We've talked about this. 88 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:47,291 Robby wants nothing to do with me. 89 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:48,489 I've tried. 90 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:50,361 You've tried, huh? 91 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,487 So, you just teach these lessons. 92 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:56,900 You don't really take them to heart. 93 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:00,804 "Go all-in." 94 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:09,935 [MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 95 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:14,146 Oh, my God. Yasmine has the same bikini as me. 96 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,450 Tell her she can stay in France. 97 00:05:20,786 --> 00:05:22,046 Hey. 98 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,118 TORY: Oops. 99 00:05:23,155 --> 00:05:24,815 Must've slipped out of my hand. 100 00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:29,556 What are you even doing over there? 101 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,501 Going all-in. 102 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:42,683 That was my last mozzarella stick. 103 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,708 [SCOFFS] Gotta pay the vig, blood. 104 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,880 What's the matter with you? 105 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,953 Something you should see. 106 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:59,188 ELI: "Very unprofessional sensei." 107 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:03,195 "Does not take into account safety or personal boundaries." 108 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,259 "Facility in need of a major face-lift." 109 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:06,867 Who the hell does this guy think he is? 110 00:06:13,171 --> 00:06:15,241 ROBBY: I don't know if we'll ever use this in a fight, 111 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,214 but if we're ever forced into a dance battle, 112 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,113 we're set. 113 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,113 [LAUGHING] 114 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,505 Whoa. [GASPS] 115 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,680 Uh, hey, are we doing shirts versus skins? 116 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,647 'Cause I prefer to be a shirt. 117 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,946 Not saying that you have to be a skin. 118 00:06:28,987 --> 00:06:30,457 Unless you want to. 119 00:06:30,489 --> 00:06:32,259 I support your right to choose. 120 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,061 Demetri. Over here. 121 00:06:35,227 --> 00:06:37,457 Hey, Mr. L, before we begin... 122 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:42,002 What's... 123 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:46,674 It's a note from my mom excusing me from any extensive arm and leg movements. 124 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:50,935 So, uh, if there's an alternative lesson I could do... 125 00:06:51,443 --> 00:06:52,753 Maybe a workbook. 126 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,613 Show me "sand the floor." 127 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,948 You want me to sand it again? It's pretty smooth. 128 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,194 No, no, not actually... 129 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,193 The movement. 130 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:03,991 Show me the movement. Remember? 131 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,091 You ready? 132 00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:09,059 [GRUNTS] 133 00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:09,059 [SCREAMS] 134 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,495 You kicked me! 135 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,495 Why didn't you block, Demetri? 136 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,630 You know this. This is the muscle memory. 137 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:18,095 In case you haven't noticed, I don't have muscles. 138 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,037 Do you want to be here, Demetri? 139 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,173 Not really. 140 00:07:22,207 --> 00:07:24,007 Then why are you here? 141 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:31,448 My whole life I've been, let's just say, less than popular. 142 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,588 But at least I had a few friends. 143 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,858 And then Cobra Kai comes to town, 144 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:41,330 and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate 145 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,830 and becoming alpha jerks. 146 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:47,502 I'm literally being threatened by my best friend. 147 00:07:47,532 --> 00:07:49,872 I just wanted to show I could fight back. 148 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:55,541 Look, I understand what you're going through. 149 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,078 I do. 150 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,877 But Miyagi-Do isn't about showing off. 151 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:03,822 It's about... 152 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:03,822 Self-defense. I know. 153 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:08,187 Problem is, my self is too weak. 154 00:08:14,426 --> 00:08:15,796 [EXHALES] 155 00:08:21,366 --> 00:08:22,766 [DOOR OPENS] 156 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:29,507 Hey, excuse me. Do you know what happened to the people who live here? 157 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,541 Excuse me, hablas English? 158 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,019 [BEEPING] 159 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,321 [LINE RINGING] 160 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,894 [ON RECORDING] Hey, it's Jen. Talk some words. Maybe I'll call you back. 161 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,801 SAM: Oh-ho-ho. Sweet man bun. 162 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,600 [LAUGHS] I told you it was a horrible picture. 163 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,003 You know, if you were friends with me at the time, 164 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,535 I could have warned you that this was a fad. 165 00:08:57,569 --> 00:09:01,139 Yeah, well, I'm stuck with it for five years, so no biggie, right? 166 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,643 [CHUCKLES] Wait. 167 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:05,014 "Robert Swayze Keene"? 168 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,384 [ROBBY CHUCKLING] 169 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,782 My mom was a huge fan of Patrick Swayze. He was an actor in the '80s. 170 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,445 Yeah, like I haven't seen Dirty Dancing, like, 100 times. 171 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,315 My mom made me watch it all the time. 172 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,924 Made you? 173 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,193 Okay, maybe I liked it. 174 00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:23,155 I'm more partial to his performance in Donnie Darko. 175 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,199 Interesting movie. 176 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,731 Mmm, time travel logic left a lot to be desired. 177 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,995 Wait. Is today Wednesday? 178 00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,167 Yeah. 179 00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,167 Mmm-hmm. 180 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,205 The new issue of Dungeon Lord came out. 181 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,180 Um, do you guys want anything from the comic book store? 182 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,680 Um, no, thanks. 183 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:43,221 Okay, uh, I'll be right back. Make sure no one throws away my chicken. 184 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,180 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 185 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,856 TORY: You want the rest of this brownie sundae? 186 00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:52,218 I'm not gonna lie to you, I already ate the brownie 187 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,758 and the whipped cream and most of the hot fudge. 188 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,604 So, you saved me the melted ice cream? 189 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,130 Yeah, the best part. 190 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:00,234 [CHUCKLES] 191 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,300 Seriously. What are you working on? 192 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,736 Um... 193 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,111 Is it something dirty? Show me. 194 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,111 No, it's nothing dirty. 195 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,140 Come on. 196 00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:14,253 I could use a girl's opinion on this actually. 197 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,124 But you have to promise not to laugh. 198 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,619 I can't make that promise. 199 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,621 [SIGHS] Ta-da. 200 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,531 ♪ I know there's something 201 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,259 ♪ In the wake of your smile 202 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:30,504 The song is this '80s band... 203 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,429 Shh! 204 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,033 ♪ I get a notion 205 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:37,065 ♪ From the look In your eyes, yeah 206 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,414 Is that... 207 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,414 Yes, my ex, Sam. 208 00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:42,679 [GRUNTS] 209 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,779 Oh, wait, watch this right here. 210 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:47,978 ♪ Listen to your heart... 211 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:51,553 Sam and I have this thing for octopuses. Or octopi. 212 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,894 It's kind of like our relationship mascot. 213 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,964 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 214 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,026 So, what do you think? 215 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:05,360 I think you should delete that. 216 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:08,767 Put it in the trash, empty the bin and have your laptop cremated. 217 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,301 It's that bad? 218 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,301 It makes you look desperate. 219 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:12,566 Well, I am desperate. 220 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,914 Yeah, but girls aren't into desperate guys. 221 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,910 Well, then how am I supposed to let her know how I feel? 222 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,452 You don't. You have to act like you're totally over her. 223 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,949 Like you don't care. 224 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,480 Then she'll want you back. 225 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:24,945 And you know how to get over her? 226 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,321 Have a little fun. 227 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,192 And I know just the place. 228 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,368 Don't you worry, Mrs. Goodwin. 229 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,414 Jason here has an E-Class ready for you so you can get on with your day. 230 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,809 [DOOR BELL JINGLING] 231 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,409 Afternoon, welcome to LaRusso, North Hollywood. 232 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,114 Where's Robby? 233 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,624 Oh, wait a minute, it's you. 234 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,919 You know I almost died up on that billboard 'cause of the shit you pulled? 235 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,091 You owe me a new pair of oxfords, pal. 236 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:01,618 Look, man, I'm not in the mood, all right? 237 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:04,263 I've been to three of these damn LaRusso dealerships already. 238 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,829 They said Robby's been working here. Just tell me where he is. 239 00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:07,888 Hmm... [CLICKS TONGUE] 240 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:11,226 I'm sorry. I can't do that. 241 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,473 Look, I know you and Daniel have beef. 242 00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:16,138 He kicked your ass in high school, you've been stewing, 243 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,968 but I got enough crap to deal with 244 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,943 without getting involved in your little karate soap opera, so... 245 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,312 [GRUNTING] 246 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,312 Whoa! Whoa! 247 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:23,481 Okay, okay, okay. 248 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,579 Now you put your hands on me. This is not a dojo. 249 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,581 This is the real world. You don't just throw people around. 250 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,583 This is a place of business, okay? Ow! 251 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,454 Where's Robby? 252 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,454 Jesus Christ. 253 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,753 I don't know, he's not here. 254 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,724 Probably Daniel's house. He moved in. 255 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:35,953 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 256 00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:37,617 He lives with the LaRussos? 257 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,186 [PANTING] 258 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,327 DEMETRI: The Warlock of Narfoor's back? He just died. 259 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,834 Have some continuity. 260 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,005 Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh? 261 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,875 Nice hair. What is this, your Red Hulk phase? 262 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,249 I saw your Yelp review. 263 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,922 Take it down. 264 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,379 And ruin my journalistic integrity? 265 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,288 Look, I'm sorry, but someone had to say something. 266 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:13,331 And besides, taking it down could hurt my Yelp Elite status. 267 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,889 [GRUNTS] 268 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,889 [CLATTERING] 269 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,896 I said take it down. 270 00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,069 You think I'm afraid of you? 271 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,872 I know who you really are, 272 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,107 Eli. 273 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,079 So, why don't you, Rocksteady and Bebop 274 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,446 just leave me alone, okay? 275 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:36,847 [SCOFFS] 276 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,922 Great. So, this is what it's come to. 277 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,021 Gang assault. 278 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,893 Take it down or we take you down. 279 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,489 You'd actually hurt me? 280 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,257 Well, guess what? 281 00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,364 You're not the only one that knows karate. 282 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,426 I just joined Miyagi-Do. 283 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,003 [NO SHELTER PLAYING] 284 00:13:57,035 --> 00:14:01,005 [SCOFFS] All right. Let's see what you got. 285 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:03,309 [GRUNTING] 286 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:07,446 MAN: Hey! What's going on back there? 287 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,747 Get him! 288 00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,881 ♪ Young heart is hard to hold 289 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,194 ♪ It's young and time 290 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,358 ♪ Time for war 291 00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:22,827 ♪ Danger! No freedom from 292 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,131 Shit! 293 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:28,303 ♪ No shelter Is easy to come... ♪ 294 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,004 [WOMAN GRUNTS] 295 00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:31,635 [GRUNTS] 296 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,468 What the... 297 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:35,366 Sorry! 298 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,542 Where'd he go? 299 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,748 CHRIS: Come on, man. 300 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,049 We don't have to do this. I think he learned his lesson. 301 00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:44,851 And who told you to think? 302 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,153 Fan out. 303 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:48,885 Come on. 304 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,187 Right. Of course they left. 305 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:00,627 It didn't have to be this way. 306 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:03,195 You could've joined Cobra Kai if you weren't such a pussy. 307 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,295 At least I'm not an asshole. 308 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,337 [MITCH GRUNTS] 309 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,639 You're dead meat. 310 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:10,511 [SAM GRUNTS] 311 00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,911 Get back. You guys need to back off. 312 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:17,647 I don't want to have to hit a girl. 313 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,523 You wouldn't stand a chance. 314 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,921 [SCOFFS] 315 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,423 Five against three? 316 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,219 More like two and a half. 317 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,625 [ALL GRUNTING] 318 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:53,994 SAM: Demetri, look out! 319 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,426 DEMETRI: No, no, no, no. 320 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,231 [BOTH GRUNTING] 321 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,134 [CROWD GASPS] 322 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,682 [ROBBY GRUNTS] 323 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,010 [CROWD GASPS] 324 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,383 We saved your chicken. 325 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:27,417 Thanks. 326 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,061 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 327 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,191 [MUSIC STOPS] 328 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,126 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 329 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,774 JOHNNY: You have my kid in your house? 330 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:44,201 Johnny? 331 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,067 Oh, hey, Carmen. 332 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:48,535 Got your washing machine there? 333 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,041 Uh, yeah. 334 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,705 Are you all right? 335 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,646 Oh, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 336 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:57,681 How are you? 337 00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,893 You've been drinking? 338 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,188 Uh... 339 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,488 Okay. 340 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:06,464 Um... 341 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,661 Come, come. Come in. 342 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,661 All right. 343 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,098 We'll go to your place? 344 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,098 Mmm-hmm. 345 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,695 SAM: It's like we were back at the pond. 346 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:15,803 You went left... 347 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,204 And you went right. 348 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,204 Yeah. 349 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:20,035 And I can't believe how high you got off that table. 350 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,272 Hey, hey, hey, Mom told me. You guys okay? 351 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,877 Yeah. Yeah, Dad, we're fine. 352 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,879 All right, good. Good. 353 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,311 What... What happened? 354 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,176 Well, they were gonna hurt Demetri. 355 00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:30,483 We had to do something. 356 00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:32,949 Are you mad at us? 357 00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:33,994 Oh... [CHUCKLES] 358 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,619 No, I'm not mad. 359 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,094 I'm proud of you. 360 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,832 Karate isn't only about self-defense. It's about protecting others. 361 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,099 Just don't give me a heart attack like that ever again, all right? 362 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,798 I mean, just 'cause we train to fight, doesn't mean I wanna see you in a fight. 363 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,596 [SIGHS] And you. 364 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,704 I'm glad you're part of this family. 365 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,312 [EXHALES] 366 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:08,685 I heard you ran the 100-yard dash in under ten seconds. 367 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,790 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 368 00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,329 Some people learn faster than others. 369 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,029 Don't be discouraged. 370 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,960 Come on. Let's face the facts. 371 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:22,866 I can't sand the floor, I can't wax on, I can barely wax off. 372 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:27,170 Meanwhile, we've got Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen in there 373 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,535 and I'm just... 374 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,708 Sam Tarly. 375 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,880 Sam Tarly did kill a White Walker. 376 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,317 You watch Game of Thrones? 377 00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,748 Oh, I am so down with GoT. 378 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,287 And if it's taught us anything, 379 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:46,361 it's that anyone could be the hero. 380 00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:48,288 Right? 381 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,958 Come on, show me sand the floor. 382 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,327 Here? 383 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,327 Yep. It's as good a place as any. Come on. 384 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,407 Now, we're gonna take it nice and slow. 385 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,643 Okay? Bow to me. 386 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:06,880 [EXCLAIMS] 387 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,623 Sand the floor. 388 00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:14,549 Look at my eyes. Sand the floor. 389 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,187 Other side. 390 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:22,689 Nice. 391 00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,157 You beat up Demetri over a Yelp review? 392 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,297 What the hell were you even thinking? 393 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,832 He joined Miyagi-Do. 394 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,397 So what? 395 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,135 He's your friend. 396 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,135 He's a fucking nerd! 397 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,811 And he'll always be a nerd. 398 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,607 You know what? 399 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:42,706 I like this. 400 00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,822 And I like these. 401 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,245 But I'm not dating a bully. 402 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,062 Where are you going? 403 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,062 We're done. 404 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,231 No, we're not. 405 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,298 This means forever. 406 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,330 And I didn't ask you to do that. 407 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900 Hey. 408 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900 [ENGINE STARTS] 409 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:04,735 Hey! 410 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,479 [DOOR BELL JINGLES] 411 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,991 [GRUNTING] 412 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,972 You get into a fight? 413 00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:45,535 With Miyagi-Do. 414 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,907 [GRUNTING] 415 00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,375 We lost. 416 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,390 No, you didn't. 417 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,670 The fight is only over when you say it is. 418 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:13,665 Sounds like you and this Daniel guy have a lot of issues. 419 00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:14,814 [SCOFFS] 420 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,309 Issues. 421 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,241 You don't know the half of it. 422 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,276 He's been a thorn in my side since high school. 423 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,482 What did he do to you in high school? 424 00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:26,049 [GRUNTING] 425 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,523 Let's just say he made my life miserable. 426 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,464 And now, he moves my son into his house. 427 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,402 I just want to finish this. 428 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:42,070 I, uh, understand that you're angry. 429 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,038 This man sounds like a real jerk. 430 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,444 The worst. 431 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,542 But the toll it's going to take on you, Johnny, 432 00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,379 it's not worth it. 433 00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:56,051 These things don't end well. Trust me. 434 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,420 I've seen it with my own eyes. 435 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,920 My ex-husband had many enemies. 436 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,621 The only way to end a rivalry 437 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,857 is for someone to rise above it. 438 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,597 You have to be the bigger man. 439 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,737 TORY: Ready? Three, two, one, go! [YELLS] 440 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,841 MIGUEL: Oh, my gosh. You are insane. 441 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,841 [LAUGHING] 442 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,014 Yeah, I heard that before. 443 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,014 [EXHALES] 444 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,248 So dizzy. 445 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,550 You're having fun, right? 446 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,481 Yes, I am having fun. 447 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,791 You know, when you said you had a place to go, 448 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,860 I figured it'd be some place where you needed a fake ID. 449 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,790 Yeah, we can go somewhere like that. 450 00:22:40,825 --> 00:22:43,155 My girlfriend bartends at this place over on Cahuenga. 451 00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:47,374 No, no, no, no. I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. 452 00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:49,728 It looks like an awesome place 453 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,738 to fight off a zombie apocalypse. 454 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:53,944 Shit, what time is it? 455 00:22:55,406 --> 00:22:56,606 [GRUNTS] 456 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,511 What are we... 457 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,511 Wait for it. 458 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,053 [AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING] 459 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,377 Holy shit! That was awesome. 460 00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:10,591 Every night, 10:36 on the dot. 461 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,662 It's the last flight out of Burbank. 462 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,662 Whoa... 463 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,132 Sam and I once went to this ice cream shop in Burbank... 464 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,300 Oh, my God. 465 00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:18,898 You were on such a roll. 466 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,630 You went like almost an hour without mentioning her. 467 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,195 Yeah, I'm sorry. 468 00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:26,566 Uh... 469 00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:29,074 Sensei just said to go all-in and make a move, 470 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:33,447 and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. 471 00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,848 Well, I think it means exactly what it sounds like. 472 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,750 Yeah? 473 00:23:38,349 --> 00:23:39,679 Make a move. 474 00:23:45,556 --> 00:23:47,756 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 475 00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,219 Still up, too, huh? 476 00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,324 Too much adrenaline. 477 00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,324 [CHUCKLES] 478 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,863 You want a s'more? 479 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,718 Never say no to free marshmallows. 480 00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:24,003 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 481 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:28,068 Are you making a s'more with a peanut butter cup? 482 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,139 I call them "sand-mores." I'm kind of a genius. 483 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,472 Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 484 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,037 [BOTH BLOWING] 485 00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:47,147 I'm sorry. 486 00:24:47,685 --> 00:24:49,015 No. No, it's okay. 487 00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:51,963 No, I mean, you gotta understand, I've... 488 00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:56,499 I've been in a bad situation for a long time. 489 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,058 And now finally, something good's happening and... 490 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,266 I can't mess it up. 491 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:06,871 Not that you'd be messing it up, but your dad, he... 492 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,505 I understand. 493 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,881 Well, this just got awkward. 494 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,785 Yep. [SIGHS] 495 00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:28,858 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 496 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,110 Let's finish the fight. 497 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,736 [CAN RATTLING] 498 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,913 They even took Mr. Miyagi's Medal of Honor. 499 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,150 SAM: Dad? 500 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:40,727 MIYAGI: Choose. 501 00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:43,266 Oh, no. 502 00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:46,365 [MIYAGI SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 503 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:47,744 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 504 00:26:50,741 --> 00:26:52,681 [MIYAGI SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 505 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,854 [IN ENGLISH] Mr. LaRusso? 506 00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:03,416 Dad, where are you going? 507 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,715 [ENGINE STARTS] 508 00:27:10,361 --> 00:27:12,361 [GRUNTING] 509 00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:15,074 [CAR APPROACHING] 510 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,203 JOHNNY: Nice work, Diaz. 511 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,244 Bow. Go again. 512 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,244 [CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 513 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:20,670 [DOOR BELL JINGLES] 514 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,570 The hell do you think you're doing? 515 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,108 Like you don't know. 516 00:27:25,142 --> 00:27:27,912 Take your shoes off the mat. You're disrespecting my dojo. 517 00:27:27,945 --> 00:27:30,945 You're seriously gonna talk to me about disrespecting dojos 518 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,322 after what you just did to mine? 519 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,020 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 520 00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:35,351 I didn't do anything to your dojo. 521 00:27:35,386 --> 00:27:37,716 Just like you didn't slug one of my employees, huh? 522 00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:39,986 [SCOFFING] 523 00:27:40,024 --> 00:27:43,094 You know, part of me actually felt bad for you at one point, 524 00:27:43,127 --> 00:27:47,767 but you make it so easy to remember who the bad guy is in all of this. 525 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,099 You call yourself a sensei? You don't even know what a sensei is. 526 00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:54,095 A sensei mentors. A sensei elevates. 527 00:27:54,138 --> 00:27:57,338 He doesn't teach destruction and disrespect! 528 00:27:57,375 --> 00:28:00,675 I already said I don't know what you're talking about, LaRusso. 529 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,352 And you don't know what you're talking about either. 530 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:06,682 Yeah, well, I know you don't... 531 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,988 You don't earn a Medal of Honor by stealing it. 532 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,627 Let me tell you something about your sensei. 533 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,330 He might teach you how to fight, 534 00:28:17,361 --> 00:28:21,031 but he doesn't know a thing about what it takes to truly win at life. 535 00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:23,195 If you want to help yourselves before it's too late, 536 00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:25,544 the doors of Miyagi-Do? Wide open. 537 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,570 You come in here and poach my students? 538 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,805 And what are you gonna do about it? 539 00:28:34,078 --> 00:28:36,208 You know I'm not gonna strike first. 540 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,416 I'm gonna be a bigger man. 541 00:28:46,123 --> 00:28:47,163 Yeah. 542 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,756 We'll see about that. 543 00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:57,166 [DOOR BELL JINGLES] 544 00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,066 Where do you think you're going? 545 00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:01,435 [DOOR CLOSES] 546 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,776 What the hell, Chris? 547 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,039 I never liked it here. 548 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,955 [DOOR BELL JINGLES] 549 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,978 JOHNNY: Who trashed the Miyagi dojo? 550 00:29:47,084 --> 00:29:48,224 I want you to figure out who did it. 551 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,223 I gotta go deal with something. 552 00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:52,024 [GRUNTING] 553 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,156 JOHNNY: Can you man the fort? 554 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,156 JOHN: Of course. 555 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,632 Come back for another beating? 556 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,632 Robby. 557 00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,830 ROBBY: This is one of the guys who was beating on Demetri. 558 00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,732 We just want to learn Miyagi-Do karate. 559 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:04,274 DANIEL: It doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo. 560 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,472 We are all Miyagi-Do. 561 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,473 [ALL GRUNTING] 562 00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:08,773 JOHN: You are all Cobra Kai. 563 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:11,276 You're about to begin your real training.