1 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,843 (ROCK MUSIC) 2 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,753 (MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC) 3 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,460 (GRUNTING) 4 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:36,698 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 5 00:00:36,735 --> 00:00:37,975 Miguel? 6 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:40,444 I'll be right there. Almost finished. 7 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:43,443 (GRUNTING) 8 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,056 Mira quién llegó. 9 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,015 Hey, guys. 10 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:55,553 Mmm, it smells good in here. 11 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:58,258 - Hice pollo en pipian. - Ay, gracias, mamá. 12 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:00,730 I'm sorry l'm late again. 13 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,260 Things are crazy at the hospital. 14 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,225 It's okay, you're short-staffed. 15 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:05,533 But we saved you some food. 16 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,935 So, did you decide what you're going as 17 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,197 for the Halloween dance? 18 00:01:09,234 --> 00:01:11,104 Well, I was thinking Deadpool, 19 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,877 but the costume's a little pricey. 20 00:01:12,905 --> 00:01:14,345 Well, how much is it? 21 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:15,713 Oh, it doesn't have to be Deadpool. 22 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,042 You want a Deadpool costume? 23 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,116 We'll make you a Deadpool costume. 24 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,445 (LAUGHS) 25 00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:24,382 - Oh, Miggy. - Mm-hmm? 26 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,687 What happened to your hand? 27 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:27,719 Um... 28 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,789 (ROCK MUSIC) 29 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:32,864 What? 30 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,509 Hey, you don't happen to have any friends 31 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:57,547 who wanna learn karate, do you? 32 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,423 Oh, what am I saying? You don't have any friends. 33 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,722 Sorry. 34 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,053 Hey, Sensei, when am I gonna learn to do some kicking? 35 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,459 I was watching this YouTube video 36 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,160 of this guy breaking boards and it looked badass. 37 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,732 Yeah, no shit. Kicking is badass. 38 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:09,791 But you're not ready. 39 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,369 Besides, if I don't get more students in here, 40 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:12,667 l'm not gonna be able to teach you anything. 41 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,099 You've thought about advertising, right? 42 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:18,304 Yeah, duh. 'Course. 43 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:24,211 Okay, I gotta run into the office. 44 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:26,483 Apparently your cousin Louie didn't show up again. 45 00:02:26,512 --> 00:02:28,612 - So we're short-staffed. - Okay. 46 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,948 I know that your mother said that he cleaned up his act, 47 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:32,583 but it's just not working out. 48 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:34,558 Yesterday I caught him sticking his bare hands 49 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,027 in the popcorn machine. It's disgusting. 50 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:38,656 Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:43,197 You know, 52 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:47,399 Louie opened an underground casino in the break room. 53 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:49,063 Yeah. 54 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,841 Wait, what? 55 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:52,840 Sam's gonna be fine. 56 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,342 We met Kyler. 57 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:56,173 Outside of wasting a few bucks worth of tuna, 58 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,479 he seemed harmless. 59 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,410 Yeah, l've known plenty of guys that seemed harmless 60 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,685 that were real pieces of crap behind the scènes. 61 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:03,814 Come on, you're really gonna trust that Cobra guy 62 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:05,249 over your own daughter? 63 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,819 LOUIE: I say you show this punk who's boss. 64 00:03:08,854 --> 00:03:11,094 The next time he's around, you corner him, 65 00:03:11,123 --> 00:03:12,693 and you whisper in his ear, 66 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,195 "If you get her pregnant," 67 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:17,197 "you're the one that's getting the abortion." 68 00:03:17,229 --> 00:03:18,929 What the hell are you even talking about? 69 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,465 "Jungle Fever." The movie. 70 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:23,239 John Turturro says that to, uh... what's his name? 71 00:03:23,268 --> 00:03:25,108 The black guy with the tax problems, 72 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:26,807 kills all the vampires. Blade! 73 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:28,439 I appreciate the parental advice, Louie, 74 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,014 but I don't think threatening a teenager 75 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:31,642 is the go-to move here, okay? 76 00:03:31,677 --> 00:03:34,377 Exactly, you're gonna drive Sam right into this guy's arms. 77 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:36,283 Trust me, I date girls with daddy issues. 78 00:03:36,315 --> 00:03:37,755 They're the worst. 79 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,384 - And the best. - LOUIE: Okay, then. 80 00:03:39,418 --> 00:03:41,118 Maybe you should keep an eye on him. 81 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,494 - What do you mean, like spy? - Yeah. 82 00:03:43,522 --> 00:03:46,162 Everything you need to know is in this thing right here. 83 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:48,161 All you need to do is get her pass code. 84 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:49,994 No, Daniel, don't listen to him. 85 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,459 This is how porn stars are created. 86 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:53,167 We're already in the Valley, she only has to drive 87 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,769 five minutes to audition for Vixen Video. 88 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,900 - Vixen Video, where is that? - It's on Magnolia. 89 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,736 Guys, it's my daughter here. 90 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:01,041 I'm just gonna talk to Sam, let her live her life. 91 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,773 That's the best I can do. 92 00:04:02,808 --> 00:04:04,178 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 93 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:06,549 BLATT: Cyberbullying is no laughing matter. 94 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:09,478 Sending a cruel message to someone online 95 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:13,415 can be just as hurtful as saying it to their face. 96 00:04:13,452 --> 00:04:15,492 I'm not gonna name names, but the other day 97 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,961 a mother called me up because her son was crying 98 00:04:18,991 --> 00:04:22,761 after some kids online made fun of his facial deformity. 99 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:25,195 - The kid right there! - The kid with the weird lip. 100 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:29,270 But today, our goal here is to make this school 101 00:04:29,301 --> 00:04:31,571 a safe space for all students. 102 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,134 You know, if you're sick of getting bullied, 103 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,472 my karate dojo's looking for recruits. 104 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:36,477 Yeah, right, you hear that, Eli? 105 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,309 A little karate training and you're gonna kick 106 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,584 some major ass. 107 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,382 I'm serious, Demetri, all right? 108 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,014 My sensei's the real deal, and l'm sure I could 109 00:04:43,048 --> 00:04:44,248 get you both discounts. 110 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:45,613 As enticing as that sounds, 111 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:47,591 I think we'd rather spend our afternoons 112 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,490 playing Crucible Control than getting hit in the face. 113 00:04:50,522 --> 00:04:52,092 BLATT: Oh, and one last thing. 114 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:54,594 While we're all looking forward to the Halloween dance, 115 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:59,267 let's make sure our costumes are culturally sensitive. 116 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:02,638 For example, instead of "sexy nurse," 117 00:05:02,668 --> 00:05:06,308 maybe try "gender-neutral hospital employee." 118 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,779 - (LAUGHTER) - Instead of a geisha... 119 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,578 Hey, I got a great idea for our costumes this year. 120 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:12,680 - Um... - I was thinking... 121 00:05:12,711 --> 00:05:14,981 I go as sodium, and you go as chloride. 122 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:16,884 And when people ask what we are, 123 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,386 we do this. 124 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:21,755 What is that, some dumb inside joke you guys have? 125 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,558 I mean, it's not really "inside." 126 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:26,359 Sodium chloride is table salt. 127 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,959 Yeah, I was kidding. 128 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,899 We actually decided to go as Laker girls. 129 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:34,071 Oh. 130 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,000 But maybe we can order another. 131 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,604 They're one-size-fits-all, 132 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,077 which suddenly seems like false advertising. 133 00:05:40,105 --> 00:05:42,075 - (SNORTS) - Mm. 134 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,750 I just need you to bring attention to the dojo. 135 00:05:49,781 --> 00:05:53,451 All right? I want everybody to see this sign. 136 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,016 Do you want me to flash my bits? 137 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,584 That'll cost you extra. 138 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:58,362 No, that's the opposite of what I want. 139 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,560 Nobody wants to see your bits. 140 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,962 Just take the sign, hold it up in the air, 141 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,294 and spin it around, all right? 142 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,529 Do that all day, and you'll get your money. 143 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,502 Well, I want meth and a burrito. 144 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,904 You can spend it on whatever you want. 145 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:11,175 That's how money works. 146 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:12,503 Just do your job, spin it around. 147 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,738 L'll be back later, you got it? 148 00:06:13,772 --> 00:06:17,472 - Got it. - Hold the sign up. 149 00:06:17,509 --> 00:06:20,679 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 150 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:24,920 Hey, how're you doing? 151 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,120 It's never too late to learn how to kick ass. 152 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,060 What's up, fellas? Here you go, one for you. 153 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,481 (LAUGHTER) 154 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:53,150 Hey, bro-hams. 155 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:56,183 Wanna score those hot babes? 156 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:57,885 Try karate. 157 00:06:57,916 --> 00:06:59,056 Kicks get chicks. 158 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:01,984 Well, we were just gonna go talk to 'em, but, uh, 159 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,191 yeah, you know, maybe taking karate lessons from a stranger 160 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:05,923 in the park is a better strategy, right? 161 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,658 (LAUGHTER) 162 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,263 Nice headband, bro-ham. 163 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,995 (SOMBER ROCK MUSIC) 164 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,500 MAN: Outside, outside. 165 00:07:16,902 --> 00:07:19,502 - DANIEL: Sam? - (WATER RUNNING) 166 00:07:19,538 --> 00:07:21,178 Hey, Sam, I wanted to... 167 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,446 SAM: l'm in the shower. L'll be out in a minute. 168 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:26,851 (COMPUTER DINGS) 169 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:35,121 (MISCHIEVOUS PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 170 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:47,003 (COMPUTER DINGS) 171 00:07:47,032 --> 00:07:49,232 DANIEL: Something big? 172 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,238 - What're you doing? - Huh? 173 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,710 Oh, I was having trouble with my Wi-Fi. 174 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,439 I wanted to see if Sam was too or it was just my phone, but... 175 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,915 I got it working now, so we're all good. 176 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,045 Have you thought about what you want for dinner? 177 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:03,619 I'm thinking about making my broccoli rabe. 178 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,119 Is "Shark Tank" on tonight? 179 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:09,191 (CALM ROCK MUSIC) 180 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:25,167 Hey, Sensei, you told me to be here at 5:00, right? 181 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,444 Yeah, but today's training's cancelled. 182 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:29,972 What? Why? 183 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,909 'Cause I said so. 184 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,283 Wait, Sensei, there's something that I wanna show you. 185 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,055 Look, l'm really not in the mood. 186 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:40,523 MIGUEL: But I think you'll like it. 187 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,524 It's a Cobra Kai webpage, right? 188 00:08:43,555 --> 00:08:46,295 I made it in study hall. Click on the snake. 189 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:52,469 MIGUEL: Okay, this is the sign-in page. 190 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,338 Now, I was thinking, maybe we can make an app 191 00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:55,496 where you track your progress, 192 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,404 get a social media campaign going, 193 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,636 get it out to the whole school. 194 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,610 The possibilities are endless. 195 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,140 - (ROCK MUSIC RINGTONE) - Oh. 196 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:04,744 That was my mom. L'll call her back later. 197 00:09:04,776 --> 00:09:07,176 - Hey, was that just... - Ratt? 198 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,853 - Awesome, right? - Yeah. 199 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,622 I went online and looked up Guns N' Roses 200 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:14,451 and ended up going on this whole '80s rock rabbit hole. 201 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:15,886 That shit is dope. 202 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:19,863 All right, 203 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,862 meet me at the high school at midnight. 204 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,334 - Don't be late. - W-what for? 205 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:27,433 You wanna learn how to kick ass? 206 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,206 First you gotta learn how to kick. 207 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:31,034 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 208 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,040 I mean, I feel bad for Aisha, but at the same time, 209 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,273 I don't wanna dress up as a molecular compound. 210 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,808 No, I totally get it. 211 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,243 But hey, just because you guys aren't wearing the same costume 212 00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,947 doesn't mean you can't hang out at the dance together. 213 00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:43,479 Mm, speaking of the dance, I got an email from the school. 214 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:44,785 They're looking for chaperones. 215 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:47,317 - They seem pretty desperate. - Yeah, no kidding. 216 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,083 Who wants to spend their Friday night in a sweaty gym? 217 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,091 Well, you're off the hook, I said l'd do it. 218 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,963 (FORK CLANGS) 219 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,062 Look, come on. 220 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,563 Counselor Blatt and I go way back. 221 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:57,764 I couldn't leave her hangin'. 222 00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,266 - Mom. - (EXHALES HEAVILY) 223 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:01,569 Come on, Daniel. 224 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,730 Would you want one of your parents 225 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,238 at your high school dance? 226 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:06,369 My mom drove me on dates, okay? 227 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:09,274 Yeah? And how'd that go? 228 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:12,447 - This is so not fair. - You won't even notice me. 229 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,648 - L'll be a ghost. - Ghosts are lame. 230 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,850 Yeah, l'm not talking about a costume, 231 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,481 it's just an expression. 232 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:20,956 Just promise me you won't embarrass me. 233 00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:23,186 I promise. 234 00:10:23,221 --> 00:10:26,191 MIGUEL: Sensei, what are we doing here at midnight? 235 00:10:26,224 --> 00:10:27,924 Are you sure we're supposed to be here? 236 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,559 Yeah, don't worry, my buddy's the night janitor. 237 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,736 Okay. 238 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,365 All right, let me see your hands. 239 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,740 Here you go. 240 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,138 Hey. (STAMMERS) 241 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,099 What're you doing? 242 00:10:38,136 --> 00:10:40,806 When you're in a fight, your first instinct 243 00:10:40,839 --> 00:10:42,809 is to use your hands, right? 244 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:46,181 You gotta unlearn that. 245 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:47,651 And think with your legs. 246 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,080 Uh, how do I think with my legs? 247 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,486 Well, you just, uh... 248 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,717 Oh! 249 00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:58,454 Use those legs, kick your way out. 250 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,326 (AIR BUBBLING) 251 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,002 Shit. 252 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,701 I'm drowning. 253 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,072 Drowning is for pussies, all right? 254 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,500 Don't be a pussy. Use your legs. 255 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,506 (GASPS) 256 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,607 Probably should've asked him if he knew how to swim. 257 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,986 Please. Not again, l'll die. 258 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,344 Cobra Kai never die. Say it. 259 00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:24,421 Cobra Kai never die. 260 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,650 Say it like your life depends on it. 261 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,914 Cobra Kai never dies! 262 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,322 Now, l'm not gonna help you this time, all right? 263 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,423 All right, you have all the power in your legs you need. 264 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,026 Use it to kick your way up. 265 00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:34,657 - Do you understand? - Yes, Sensei. 266 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,072 Come on, come on. 267 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:52,248 Yes, that's it! Keep kicking. 268 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:55,349 - Huh! - Harder. 269 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,620 Come on, princess. 270 00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:59,588 Huh, hyah! Huh! 271 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,218 - Harder. - Hyah! 272 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,455 Keep that leg up, like a man! 273 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:08,260 - Huh! - Hyah! 274 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,333 Kick your enemy in the face. 275 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,805 No mercy. 276 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,107 Three minutes, keep going. 277 00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:22,044 (GRUNTING) 278 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,774 Yeah! 279 00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,009 That's it. 280 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,280 Ten minutes! 281 00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:32,085 MAN: Hey, what the hell are you doing? 282 00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:33,787 Oh, shit. We gotta go, we gotta go. 283 00:12:33,818 --> 00:12:35,858 You're not allowed in here! 284 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,388 - I thought you knew this guy! - Of course not, I lied. 285 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:40,323 - Aww! - Run! 286 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,499 I wish I could show my mom what I did to those boards, 287 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:46,167 but if she knew where I was right now, she would kill me. 288 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,503 Ugh. 289 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:54,236 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 290 00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:55,112 Put your costume on. 291 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,270 I'm driving you to that dance, 292 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:57,877 and we're gonna pick up some more students. 293 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,849 What the hell is that? 294 00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:06,153 This is my Halloween costume. 295 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:08,624 My ya-ya made it. It started off as Deadpool. 296 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:11,453 Then I think it was Spider-Man, and then it just kinda became 297 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,890 some generic superhero. 298 00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:15,324 Yeah, a poor one at that. 299 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,728 - You're Poor-Man. - Yeah. 300 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,764 Well, I can't let you go out like that. 301 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,399 We have a reputation to uphold. 302 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:23,564 What do you suggest? 303 00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:35,415 (BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM) 304 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,327 Oh, skeleton. Classic. Nice. 305 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,460 Thanks. I like your sorcerer costume. 306 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,865 Sorcerer? Please. 307 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,668 - I'm a necromancer. - What? 308 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,940 Didn't you see "The Amulet"? 309 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,539 So are you a regular doctor, or... 310 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,771 Plastic surgeon. I fix lips. 311 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,107 Nice. 312 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,173 All right, y'all, we're 'bout to switch it up. 313 00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:11,447 Thanks for reaching out to chaperone. 314 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,713 That was so kind of you. 315 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,051 Well, I just wanna make sure 316 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,686 the kids are having a good night. 317 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,190 Aww. 318 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,126 (PHONE CHIMES) 319 00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:39,675 Hey, guys, check out this rad Internet site. 320 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,582 W-W-W, period, Cobra Kai, period, 321 00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,615 C-O-M, all lowercase. 322 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,991 Uh, thanks? 323 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,824 Hey, just... L'll be right back. 324 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,099 Okay. 325 00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:58,932 - Hey. - Hey. 326 00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,333 I like your costume. 327 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,896 Thanks, it, uh, 328 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,333 doesn't really work without the chloride. 329 00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:06,038 I don't know, sodium's pretty badass. 330 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,371 It's the silent killer. 331 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,206 (CHUCKLES) 332 00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:12,048 - Hey, look, I... - It's okay. 333 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,017 I'd rather go as sexy than funny too, 334 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,687 if I had that option. 335 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,215 Don't say that. 336 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,120 Hey, Sam, come over, we're gonna go live. 337 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,921 - Get your ass over here. - One second. 338 00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,894 Can we make plans to hang out soon? 339 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:26,863 It's been way too long. 340 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,692 I'd love that. 341 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,227 Stay salty, my friend. 342 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,537 - Hurry up. - Come on, let's go. 343 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:41,102 - Punch? - Oh, hey, thanks. 344 00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,879 I was kinda hoping you would show up in costume. 345 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,479 Maybe a karate gi? 346 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,381 No, oh, God, I haven't worn one of those in a while. 347 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,883 You know, I still can't believe you and Ali broke up 348 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,516 after high school. 349 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,751 Things change. 350 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,588 Sometimes. 351 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,661 (GROANS) 352 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:08,637 (DANCE MUSIC) 353 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,137 Hold on a sec. 354 00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:22,517 (MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC) 355 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,027 What do you think you're doing? 356 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,928 Promoting my business. 357 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,460 Why don't you try minding yours? 358 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,695 Minding mine? Y-you... 359 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,770 You know what? Look, this is... 360 00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,238 This is ridiculous, okay? 361 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,437 We can both be adults here. 362 00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,169 I just don't know why you'd ever wanna bring back Cobra Kai 363 00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:49,445 after what your sensei did to you. 364 00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:52,444 'Cause l'm not Kreese. And the lessons worked. 365 00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:55,377 Strike first, no mercy. Real good lessons. 366 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,154 If you think l'm gonna let you fill these kids' heads 367 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,022 with that garbage, you're nuts, man. 368 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,021 Yeah, is that why you're following me around? 369 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,093 I'm not following you around. I'm here to... 370 00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,061 (SAM GIGGLING) Kyler, where are we going? 371 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,060 (KYLER CHUCKLING) You'll see. 372 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,896 You know, you gotta get off school property, okay? 373 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:13,498 Listen, y-you can't be here. 374 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,832 I'm serious. 375 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,966 I know you're serious. (LAUGHS) 376 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:20,002 (DANCE MUSIC) 377 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,978 (SLURPING) 378 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,607 Okay, are we ready? 379 00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,881 MIGUEL: Let's ask the Dragon Queens to dance. 380 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,611 DEMETRI: Slow your roll, we got time. 381 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,717 MIGUEL: No, no... 382 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,749 Shit. 383 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,984 We just lost one to Doctor Who. 384 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,690 I have to go to the bathroom. 385 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,392 Yeah, me too. 386 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:40,823 That punch is going right through me. 387 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,068 YASMINE: Oh, my God, how pathetic. 388 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,576 YASMINE: She's like a pig at a trough. 389 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,745 So, what did you wanna show me? 390 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,682 Um, it's in my pocket. Can you help me with the belt? 391 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,216 Yeah. 392 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,893 SAM: It's so hard. KYLER: Almost, right? 393 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,794 All right, hey, that's enough, come on. 394 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:14,995 Dad, what are you doing? 395 00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:16,766 No, no, no, you don't understand. 396 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,065 No, I understand plenty, okay? 397 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,396 I knew there was something off about you 398 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,601 when you wouldn't eat the toro. 399 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,002 Dad, you said you wouldn't embarrass me. 400 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:26,333 Sam, trust me, this guy's bad news, okay? 401 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,941 I was gonna give her this. 402 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,843 Uh, this, uh, this was my grandma's, 403 00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:32,114 and I wanted to give it to Sam. 404 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:38,716 - DANIEL: Sam. - Don't talk to me. 405 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,420 Sam! S... 406 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,354 Excuse me. 407 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,658 Hey, can we get out of here, please? 408 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,261 Not yet. Wait for it. 409 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,864 (PHONES CHIMING) 410 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,740 (PHONE DINGS) 411 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,769 (LAUGHTER) 412 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,744 - GIRL: We got it too! - (GIRL LAUGHING) 413 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:06,174 (LAUGHTER) 414 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,354 BOY: Piggy, piggy! 415 00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:16,422 BOY: Cheeto pig! 416 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,057 First high school dance in the books, 417 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,293 and we didn't even make an attempt. 418 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,697 Well, statistically speaking, zero for zero 419 00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:28,569 is better than zero for one, so it could've been worse. 420 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,700 (URINALS FLUSH) 421 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,407 (DOOR OPENS) 422 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,537 KYLER: Yo, so frustrated, man. 423 00:19:35,573 --> 00:19:37,443 I was just about to give her the bracelet. 424 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:39,775 Like that cheap one you gave to that East Valley slut? 425 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,411 Yeah, it worked on her, so might as well try it again. 426 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,047 But Sam's dad had to ruin everything. 427 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:48,452 I'm sorry, dude, you had her in the palm of your dick. 428 00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,626 Oh! 429 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,655 (TENSE MUSIC) 430 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,531 Oh, shit. 431 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,104 You better watch out, 'Rhea. 432 00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,573 That bum's not here to save you this time. 433 00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,741 Yeah, he's not a bum, he's my sensei. 434 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,271 (LAUGHS) Watch out, guys. 435 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:10,046 'Rhea knows karate now. 436 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:11,844 (MOCKS MARTIAL ARTS VOCALIZATIONS) 437 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,646 (LAUGHTER) 438 00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:14,878 (GRUNTS) 439 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:15,913 Yeah! 440 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,255 (LAUGHTER) 441 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,115 Get him! You're gonna pay! 442 00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:23,623 Oh, shit! 443 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,989 (GROANS) 444 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,864 Grab him. Grab him. Get him! 445 00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,763 No, no, let me go! 446 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:31,896 Ah! 447 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,030 Pick him up. 448 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,206 - Come on, Ky! Get him! - You're a dead man. 449 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,276 Please! No, no, no! 450 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,844 - Pound him, Ky. - Ah! 451 00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,443 Ah! Ah! 452 00:20:43,474 --> 00:20:44,674 - (LAUGHS) - (GROANS) 453 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,396 BOY: Whoo! That was brutal, Ky. 454 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,631 - You broke 'Rhea off! - Yeah, man! 455 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,867 - Whoo-hoo! - (CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY) 456 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,474 BOY: He had it comin'. 457 00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:23,448 ♪ When everything has turned to black ♪ 458 00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:26,551 ♪ You don't know where to go ♪ 459 00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:30,994 ♪ You need something to justify your soul ♪ 460 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,667 Why don't you tell me who did this? 461 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,239 It's not Sensei Lawrence's fault. 462 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,497 No more karate. 463 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,305 If you knew him, you'd see he's a great man! 464 00:21:46,037 --> 00:21:48,507 There is no dojo. 465 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,880 I'm closing it up. 466 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,278 (PHONE RINGS) 467 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:53,979 - Hey, hon. - I just wanted to brace you 468 00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:56,211 for the billboard. 469 00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:57,887 - Mother... - (PHONE RINGS) 470 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,186 JENKINS: Your note said he'd be gone two weeks, 471 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,788 and it's been almost a month. 472 00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:04,359 What, are you saying Robby's been out of school for a month? 473 00:22:04,388 --> 00:22:06,328 You gave up on day one. 474 00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:08,097 Well, I'm here now. 475 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,026 It's too late, Johnny. 476 00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,935 What, you looking at that karate? 477 00:22:17,435 --> 00:22:20,535 No. It's my dad.