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Welcome to the annual
All Valley Tournament board meeting.
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We are, of course,
missing Daniel LaRusso
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as current senseis
cannot serve on the board.
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But we have a lot to discuss.
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Last year's tournament was epic.
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It's time to take it to the next level.
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We want to make sure
that karate in the Valley
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gets the respect and
the honor it deserves.
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Can we please just calm down
and keep this professional?
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- We cannot spend money we don't have.
- Enough of this bullshit!
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Oh, it might be bullshit to you,
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but some of us here actually
care about tradition.
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Oh, don't go there again, George.
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Clearly the blue mats led
to a surge in attendance.
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- Come on!
- Why would we go back to red mats?
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As you can see, our core demo
are middle aged men and their sons.
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But we have seen an uptick
in young female interest.
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We need to speak to that audience.
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How about instead of karate
we put on a baking class?
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It's a wonder you've been
divorced three times, George.
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Ooh!
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I've said it in years past,
and I'll say it again.
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We have a vibrant and active
community of local celebrities.
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What about a grand marshal?
Or a musical performance?
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One of the dads on my son's fencing
team, he's a talent agent.
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Oh God. This is the Malcolm-Jamal
Warner debacle all over again.
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We all had egg on our faces that day.
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First of all, this is nothing like that.
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I'd go through the proper channels...
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You couldn't get Louie Anderson
to show up for a free buffet, Ron.
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- You're out of order, Daryl.
- You're not a judge.
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- Why do I have this gavel?
- Not anymore.
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- Just put the gavel down.
- Drop this thing right now!
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You drop it!
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Let me get something straight.
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We're sanctioning an event
where boys are encouraged
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to kick and punch girls?
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Have any of you thought for a moment
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this could be perceived
as... problematic?
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Remember, this proposal will
revolutionize the tournament.
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This is our legacy.
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By a show of hands, do we
all agree on the changes?
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The motion passes by unanimous support.
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It's time to step into the future.
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Send out the letters.
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God help us all.
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Easy. Save some for Cobra Kai.
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If we're ever actually allowed
to stand up to them.
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Hey, everyone, gather round.
I have news.
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The All Valley committee just announced
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big changes for the tournament.
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What kind of changes?
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Well, see for yourself.
It's a whole new ball game.
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- They're introducing skills competitions?
- Yep.
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Kata, board breaking, weapons display?
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And there's gonna be a separate
girls' division. So that means...
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There'll be two All Valley champs.
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Wait. What does that mean
for the bet with Cobra Kai?
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There's a Grand Champion trophy
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for whichever dojo wins the most points.
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All I know is the girls'
division is mine.
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That just leaves the
skills and the boys.
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I'm counting on you guys.
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Who, us?
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Yeah, we're a bunch of Rudys.
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Sure, we're good for the
occasional inspirational moment,
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but we're not exactly
center mat material.
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We were better off with Miguel and Hawk.
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Or he who shall not be named.
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Rhymes with "Dobby".
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Look, I know you're missing
some of your friends.
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And of course I wish Robby was here.
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But it's time to put the past
behind us, all right? Don't worry.
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By the time the tournament comes around,
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you're gonna realize this was the
best thing that could've happened.
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This is the worst thing that
could've happened to us.
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Skills competition, bullshit.
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Kata isn't karate. It's dancing.
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What's this crap about
a girls' division?
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Thought they were all about women's lib.
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They ought to man up and
take a punch like the rest of us.
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Sensei, it sounds like we could
use some female students.
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Fine.
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Do any of you know any girls?
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Of course you don't any girls.
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- There's this girl from the debate team.
- Debate team?
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We need killers, not more nerds.
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All right, go run some laps.
Maybe it'll jog your memories.
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Try not to breathe too much.
There's black mold in the corner.
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Look, Sensei, I-I know
things got heated at Miyagi-Do,
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but with these new changes,
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I think having Sam on
our team would really help.
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Maybe if you talk to Mr. LaRu...
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I have nothing to say to him.
We're better off without him.
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It's time for us to take
care of our own business.
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We'll find a girl champ, don't worry.
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- All right, now get running.
- Yeah.
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Ah, this is just...
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Perfect.
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First LaRusso and Johnny
Lawrence split, now this.
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Manna from heaven, baby.
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Neither one of them have the fighters
to compete in both divisions.
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We're gonna win this tournament
before it even starts.
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- Where would you like this?
- What's all this?
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Top-of-the-line gear to go with
our new state-of-the-art equipment.
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These kids need to see
we settle for nothing but the best.
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Now is the time to show
our strength and reinforce.
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May I?
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Cobra Kai is gonna be the only
destination for karate in the Valley.
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I want our logo on
billboards, T-shirts...
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And on the backs
of both All Valley champions.
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Now we're talkin'.
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You're a hard girl to find.
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Avoiding your Auntie Kandace now,
sweetheart? Ignoring my calls?
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Yeah, what do you want?
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Well, to see you, of course.
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And to ask if my sister's
disability came in yet.
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What, need funding for another scam?
That money's for us.
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Come on, now. My sister always promised
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to take care of me.
She taught you better.
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She taught me to recognize
a low-class leech.
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Mind your manners.
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When your mom kicks
the bucket, who do you...
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Ooh. Quick temper.
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Just like your old man.
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When your mother passes...
gracefully, then what?
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You think your daddy's just
gonna show up out of the blue?
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I'm all you got.
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You don't give a shit about us.
You want her survivor benefits.
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I was at little Bobby's fourth
birthday party just last year.
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Brandon is eight.
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And next year I'll be 18.
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Hey. Who do you think's
gonna win a custody battle, huh?
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You're a high school dropout
and a criminal.
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- So are you.
- Yeah, but I know how to play the game.
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A judge is gonna take one look at you
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and laugh you straight outta court.
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See ya at the funeral, sweetheart.
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Tick tock.
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Okay. This is it. This is where
most of the girls' teams practice.
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- Sure you'll be able to convince 'em?
- Please.
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When I went to this school, the only
thing I was better at than karate,
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and I was pretty good at karate,
was talking to chicks.
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Watch and learn, Diaz. Watch and learn.
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Teen girls wanted.
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You gotta be under 18 or it's a no-go.
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No, not like that!
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Let me guess, posting
photos on Facebook?
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You know what photos would look rad?
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A photo of you kicking
someone in the face.
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We meet out at the old
Webber Industrial warehouse.
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We're looking for badass
chicks just like you.
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An abandoned factory
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smack dab between the pipe supply
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and the burned-down Chuck E. Cheese...
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- Trust me, the chicks are gonna love this.
- Hey, too much!
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You gotta get it into every groove.
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It's about molding highlights
to emphasize curvature.
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Hey, ladies, wanna work up a real
sweat? Where's your beach ball?
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Here's the beach ball.
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Try Eagle Fang Karate,
the most bitchin' dojo in the...
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Valley.
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And the best part is we have
a whole stable of hot young dudes,
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like my man Miguel over here.
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You like what you see?
He's not even in the top five.
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We got babes and everything,
whatever floats your boat.
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I'm asexual.
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All right, he's a sexual too.
Check him out. Total stud.
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So what do you say?
You ready to become an Eagle?
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I don't get it. I thought girls today
were supposed to be tough.
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Why can't we find anyone for our team?
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Maybe not everyone needs karate.
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Especially girls who are
already on sports teams.
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Hey, Miguel.
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Hey, Moon, what's up?
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Some perv was creeping on the track team
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so we're gonna practice inside.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We're just recruiting for our new dojo.
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Eagle Fang Karate.
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Yeah. You know, you
should join, actually.
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Really? Okay. Yeah,
that sounds like fun.
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Wait. Do... Do I have to hit anyone?
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Hell yeah, you do.
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Oh, no, then I-I'm out. I...
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I can't do the whole
physical aggression thing.
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You guys should ask my ex.
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Hawk? Yeah...
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No, my... My other ex.
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She's the best athlete in school and
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she's not afraid to get into a fight.
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Sounds like the badass babe
we've been looking for.
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Yeah, you might want to take
a different approach with her.
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Want some pointers?
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Absolutely.
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Hold on, I'm coming.
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Oh. So you're knocking this time.
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Mrs. LaRusso, I... need your help.
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Okay. Come on in.
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You remember the way?
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So the principal said he'd consider
letting me back into school
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because of my situation at home,
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but your family would have to sign off.
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Well, I'm glad you wanna
get your life back on track.
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Going back to school is a big step.
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But I need you to promise me something.
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I'll stay away from Sam. I swear.
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That's great. But, um...
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I want you to get support.
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Talk to someone.
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You've been dealing with a lot.
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You have been. For a while.
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You should... talk to a therapist,
a guidance counselor,
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the Dalai Lama, it doesn't matter.
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Just someone who isn't karate related.
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I... Whatever it takes, I'll do it.
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I need this.
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So today was a setback, but
the boys, they're gonna improve.
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And you're gonna be fighting
against lots of new opponents.
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- And...
- What?
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What the hell is she doing here?
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- Where the hell have you been?
- How'd you even get in here?
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Uh, your mom's left the key
under the gnome since kindergarten.
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You should really think about
increasing the security given,
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you know, the karate war.
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- But that's not important right now.
- What's so important?
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Didn't you hear? The All Valley
has separate gender divisions.
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I mean, do I look like Miyagi-Do's
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best hope at defeating Robby Keene?
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I mean, Mr. LaRusso says that anyone
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can be the hero, but I'm not Batman.
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I'm more like Alfred.
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You're Batman.
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Oh right, I forgot, you're not a DC guy.
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Whatever. Forget
Batman, you're the Hawk.
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Yeah, not anymore. So...
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Hey, at least it looks better
than the last time I saw it.
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Everyone at school knows what
happened. It's embarrassing.
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Who cares what they think?
Besides, it'll grow back.
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It doesn't matter.
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I ruined my reputation,
talked a big game,
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and just proved I was an asshole.
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00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,974
To Moon, to Miguel,
245
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,149
and especially you.
246
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,070
I got what I deserved.
247
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,857
Hey, I forgave you, remember?
248
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:04,153
And I don't care if you
have a Mohawk, or a mullet,
249
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,908
or pigtails,
250
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,865
Miyagi-Do needs you.
251
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,710
I'm not going back to Miyagi-Do.
252
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,538
That's great. You're choosing Eagle Fang
over your best friend.
253
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,213
I'm not going back to Eagle Fang either!
254
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,561
I-I'm done with karate, man.
255
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,512
I quit.
256
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,707
I mean, she's fast, she's strong...
257
00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:39,230
Girl's a natural Eagle.
258
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,395
Oh, which one is yours?
259
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,707
Well, that one looks good to me.
260
00:13:42,712 --> 00:13:44,401
Haven't talked to her yet though.
261
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,156
I'm still working on my approach.
Got any advice?
262
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,452
- Okay, remember what Moon told you?
- Yes, I will be awake.
263
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,117
Uh, no. No, no, no. Be woke.
264
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,875
Hey, Piper. I wanted
to introduce you. This is...
265
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,380
Sensei John Lawrence
of Eagle Fang Karate.
266
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,862
Let me tell you why
my dojo is a perfect place
267
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:07,091
for a modern young woman like yourself.
268
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,927
We live in a world where you
gotta be an alpha to survive.
269
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,263
You're either a killer
or you're dead meat.
270
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,308
You gotta be a man.
271
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,167
At Eagle Fang we confront
that problematic phrase
272
00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:18,435
and make it empowering for all.
273
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,586
We teach anyone who identifies as female
274
00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:22,147
to embrace their queenly strength
275
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,383
and tear down the
neo-masculine hierarchy
276
00:14:24,387 --> 00:14:26,318
to confront internalized sexism.
277
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,738
Sounds inclusive. But what about
non-binary and gender fluid?
278
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,115
Yes, fluids are crucial.
279
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,367
If you don't hydrate,
it affects performance.
280
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,035
And he's funny.
281
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,955
Well, actually, I have been
meaning to join a dojo.
282
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,516
I don't wanna be the last person
who doesn't know karate.
283
00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,521
Then today is your lucky day.
284
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,928
Hey, Piper. Come check this out.
285
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,217
- Okay, cool. I'll be there.
- All right.
286
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,383
I can't believe you pulled that off.
287
00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,017
Did you know what any
of those terms meant?
288
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,731
Do I look like I pee sitting down?
289
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,427
What were you even thinking?
290
00:15:04,432 --> 00:15:06,442
She didn't smash up the
house enough the last time?
291
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,277
I know this is difficult for you, but...
292
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,137
You're the one who
wanted her to go to jail
293
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:11,614
and now you want her back in school?
294
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,266
I just don't want this rivalry
dominating your life anymore.
295
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:16,653
Dad can't get along with his high school
rival for more than two seconds
296
00:15:16,657 --> 00:15:19,414
and I'm supposed to go back to school
and be best friends with a psycho?
297
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,124
Johnny's and my differences
have nothing to do with...
298
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,169
Yes, it does. Because you guys
just do whatever you want.
299
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,222
You don't stop to think that
maybe I liked training with Johnny,
300
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,549
or maybe I don't wanna get
my face torn off again.
301
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,052
As long as she's in school,
she has something to lose.
302
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,578
She's not going to hurt you.
303
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,930
You're just gonna believe her?
304
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,435
You'll listen to what she has to say,
305
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,340
but nobody's gonna listen
to what I have to say?
306
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,855
God!
307
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,202
- Thanks for the backup.
- Hey, Amanda.
308
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,200
I mean, she has a point.
Why are you helping this girl?
309
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,413
Did I ever tell you about
the time I was arrested?
310
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,287
- Sure. What? It was a high school prank.
- Right.
311
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:05,132
And by "prank", I meant I took
a baseball bat to my math tutor's car.
312
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,757
With her in it.
313
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,854
You... what? Why?
314
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,256
She was having an affair with my dad.
315
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,410
My parents' marriage was falling apart,
316
00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:20,391
I thought the world was ending,
317
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,066
and I blamed her for
taking it all away from me.
318
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:29,150
I know you didn't get along with
your dad, but I did... I had no idea.
319
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,974
I was charged with misdemeanor
reckless endangerment.
320
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,578
I didn't walk my graduation.
321
00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:38,665
And then my parents divorced anyway.
322
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,963
Why did you never tell me?
323
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,037
Just worked hard to put it behind me.
324
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,006
And it's not exactly a first date story.
325
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,803
Or an any date story.
326
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,852
I was young and upset.
327
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,017
And I'm lucky it didn't ruin my life.
328
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,113
Tory's young and upset.
329
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,879
And maybe she's a lost cause, but...
330
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,690
We'll never know if
we don't try to help.
331
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,315
All I want to do is try to
break the pattern, Daniel.
332
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,106
Kids like Tory get the same messages
333
00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:16,573
delivered to them over and over again
334
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,867
the same exact way.
335
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,957
Sometimes they just
need a wake-up call to
336
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,379
change course.
337
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,085
She's not the only one
who needs a wake-up call.
338
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,131
You can't quit.
339
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,682
I already told you, I made up my mind.
340
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:39,117
Hey, you're the one that got
me into karate, remember?
341
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,557
I was perfectly happy playing
Dungeon Lord after school,
342
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,402
but you put me in a situation
where I had to join a dojo.
343
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,062
And you know what?
344
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,937
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
345
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,444
I got stronger, gained confidence,
346
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,488
got the girl of my dreams...
347
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,153
Even if she ends up leaving me
348
00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:01,158
for some hot Aussie
dude she meets there.
349
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,503
Hell, I'm actually excited
about the All Valley tournament.
350
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,634
I never thought I'd say that.
351
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,789
But it's not gonna be as exciting
if you're not there.
352
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,137
Okay, you're gonna make me do this.
353
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,103
Excuse me...
354
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,350
You said you deleted these.
355
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,643
Oh, I say a lot of things.
356
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,728
Which tends to be
a polarizing attribute of mine.
357
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,821
♪ Demetri and Eli, binary brothers ♪
358
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,036
♪ One or a zero, we'll be your hero ♪
359
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,078
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
360
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,753
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
361
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,550
- Why are you showing me these?
- Because this is who you are.
362
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:55,295
A loser?
363
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,470
My best friend.
364
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,387
I know you think that that
Mohawk defined who you are,
365
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,225
but it didn't.
366
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,143
Not to me.
367
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,107
Eli, Hawk...
368
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,815
hell, call yourself Cornelius
for all I care.
369
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,485
None of that changes the fact
that you're my Binary Brother.
370
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,407
Whether you're number one, or a zero.
371
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,294
What's up?
372
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,157
Robby.
373
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:48,724
Of course.
374
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,602
- This'll only take a minute.
- I can save you that minute.
375
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,188
You're here 'cause you realized
you're training a bunch of wimps
376
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,493
and you need a male champion.
377
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,694
Let me guess, your sales pitch is,
"I'm here to rescue you".
378
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,054
"This isn't who you are,
Robby. I can help".
379
00:20:03,058 --> 00:20:04,865
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
380
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,080
I've said all that before.
It's time to break the pattern.
381
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,092
I heard what you did to Eli.
382
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,127
- I just gave him what he deserved.
- I'm not here to judge you.
383
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,512
I'm here to tell you what's
gonna happen to you next.
384
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,844
Terry Silver popped up
out of the blue, right?
385
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,965
He did the same thing to me.
386
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,513
He'll seem decent enough,
show you a few moves,
387
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,307
and then he'll worm his way in.
388
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,332
Chip away at you. And
push you past your limits.
389
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,084
You'll become stronger
than you thought possible,
390
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,066
but Silver won't stop there. Okay?
391
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,860
This man is sick and twisted,
392
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,947
and when he's done with you,
you won't be you anymore.
393
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,200
One day you'll find yourself with
some kid's blood all over your shirt
394
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,661
and you'll hope it's not
too late to change course.
395
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,706
He's not interested, Mr. LaRusso.
396
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,705
New equipment just got in.
Why don't you go check it out?
397
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,729
It's considered unethical
to poach students.
398
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,337
You had your opportunity
with Robby, now he's with us.
399
00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:18,814
You should respect that.
400
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,569
Respect. Res...
401
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,566
You are not a sensei.
402
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,123
You're a con man.
403
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,617
Manipulating people to turn them
into something they're not.
404
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,132
I didn't turn you into
anything, Danny Boy.
405
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,039
I only brought out
what was already inside.
406
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,166
That's bullshit. You tortured me.
407
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,962
Please. You were a hothead.
408
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:46,507
All I had to do was wind you up
and get out of the way.
409
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,024
And...
410
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,477
if you're being honest with yourself,
411
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,557
you know you liked it.
412
00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:00,190
You were powerful, free.
413
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,911
You just don't wanna
admit there's always
414
00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,817
been a little Cobra Kai in you.
415
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,620
We'll settle this on the mat.
416
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,868
And when we win,
417
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,503
Cobra Kai, and you,
will be out of business.
418
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,421
One of us will be.
419
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,142
If you're gonna use this place as
a conference room, buy something.
420
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,595
T-Take your time.
421
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:39,017
All right, so she's a little late,
no big deal. Just a few minutes.
422
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,359
Uh, 20 minutes, actually.
423
00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:45,914
Okay, uh, look, I-I'll DM her.
See where she is.
424
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,698
Okay...
425
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,475
- Oh no.
- What?
426
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,576
Uh...
427
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,583
Cool!
428
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,693
Nothing but the best for the best.
429
00:23:03,697 --> 00:23:05,787
Can't wait to kick ass with Cobra Kai.
430
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,342
She joined Cobra Kai?
431
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,635
Uh, looks like they made a bunch of
designer gear for all the new students.
432
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,850
- They got a bunch of new recruits.
- Yeah, great.
433
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,057
That was just a big waste of time.
I even learned feminism.
434
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,183
We can't give up.
435
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,873
If we want a shot at first place,
436
00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:21,145
we have to compete
in the girls' division.
437
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,947
With who? We don't
have Cobra Kai's money.
438
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:26,312
We have no chance at finding
a champion for the tournament.
439
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,570
I wasn't a champion
when you met me. Okay?
440
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,856
You made me one, saw something
in me that no one else did.
441
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,576
Maybe you just have to
see that in someone else.
442
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,711
We just have to think
outside of the box.
443
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,549
Everybody start thinking
outside the box!
444
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,801
Whatever that means.
445
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,329
Sam?
446
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,036
Surprise?
447
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,332
I can't believe you drove
all the way to Santa Barbara.
448
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,877
I can't believe you live
in Santa Barbara.
449
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,546
- Your house is beautiful.
- Thanks.
450
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,471
My dad got a job offer from UCSB
that he just couldn't pass up.
451
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,270
Wait, so the fight at school
had nothing to do with it?
452
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:40,312
Oh, it had plenty to do with it.
My parents were pissed.
453
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:44,972
I broke a kid's nose. Who knew
these things were lethal weapons?
454
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:48,231
You didn't drive two hours
to talk about the butts I've kicked.
455
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,486
What's going on?
456
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,907
It's just that Tory wants
to come back to West Valley.
457
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,240
My parents just want me
to be cool about it.
458
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,826
We're talking about the
same overprotective LaRussos
459
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,245
who made me wear a helmet
on your trampoline?
460
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,910
She sold them some sob story.
461
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,342
I just feel like I don't
have control of my life.
462
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,757
When I started my new school,
463
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,302
there was this girl
in my homeroom, pink for days.
464
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,847
Looked like she walked out
of a Malibu Barbie beach house.
465
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,269
She gave me a look that I'd seen before.
466
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,732
I just knew she was
gonna be my next bully.
467
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,283
But I wasn't gonna let
the cycle repeat itself.
468
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,897
So I walked right up to her,
and you know what I did?
469
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,698
Is this gonna be another
front wedgie story?
470
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,659
I introduced myself.
471
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,031
I even told her I liked her shoes.
472
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,992
I didn't, but it seemed
like the polite thing to do.
473
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,455
I told her I was new, asked her if
she could introduce me around.
474
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,550
How did that go?
475
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,297
She's my bestie.
476
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,461
My new school bestie.
You'll always be the OG.
477
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,263
I attacked my problem head on.
478
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,222
I struck first.
479
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,394
Just like Johnny taught you.
480
00:26:00,901 --> 00:26:03,732
My parents moved here to get me
away from the karate drama,
481
00:26:03,737 --> 00:26:05,499
but they can't stop me using the lessons
482
00:26:05,504 --> 00:26:07,317
I learned from Sensei Lawrence.
483
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,521
I set my own terms.
484
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,526
Set yours.
485
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,972
Capital punishment is a legal penalty
486
00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:21,616
of the US state of California.
487
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:22,951
As of March 2019,
488
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,912
further executions are halted
by an official moratorium
489
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,537
ordered by government officials.
490
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,617
What are you doing here?
I thought debate was for nerds.
491
00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,792
It is. Which is why we're ditching it.
492
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,922
You're right. I'm not giving up
on the girls' competition.
493
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,807
- I'm thinking outside the box. Look.
- Okay.
494
00:26:44,361 --> 00:26:47,211
- Sensei, uh...
- You ever see the movie Ladybugs?
495
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,312
I had to sit through it
with a babe, long story.
496
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,148
Anyway, this coach,
the guy gets no respect,
497
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:55,942
he's got this all-girls soccer team
that totally sucks.
498
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:59,157
He gets his stepson to dress
like a chick and they start winning.
499
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,992
- You want me to dress up like a girl?
- What? No.
500
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,807
I need you to win the boys' competition.
501
00:27:05,812 --> 00:27:07,412
I'm thinking of Penis Breath.
502
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:08,917
Not the best fighter,
503
00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:11,602
but he stands a decent shot against
the chicks. What do you think?
504
00:27:12,372 --> 00:27:14,772
I'm thinking a lot of things.
I don't know where to start.
505
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,838
My opponent is full of crap.
506
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,633
His evidence is garbage,
his arguments don't make sense,
507
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,968
and I was bored to death.
508
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:25,180
Which is ironic, considering
we're debating the death penalty.
509
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,183
Uh, you're not gonna deduct
points for lack of decorum?
510
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,601
Screw decorum.
511
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,846
Wanna know what I really
think of the death penalty?
512
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,204
My book!
513
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,197
Choke on it.
514
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,617
I cede my time.
515
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,098
Sensei, that's the girl
I told you about.
516
00:27:46,103 --> 00:27:47,284
She loves extracurriculars.
517
00:27:47,289 --> 00:27:48,289
Can it, Bert.
518
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,083
I just found the most
badass girl in the Valley.
519
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:03,563
Gentlemen, welcome
to the All Valley tournament.
520
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:08,064
I know you've been in fights before,
but a tournament is different.
521
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,018
There's no backup coming.
522
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:14,479
It's just you, on your
own, in the spotlight,
523
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,606
with the crowd cheering your name.
524
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,451
Demetri, be the hero. Come on.
525
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,612
The spotlight is yours. Everyone
you know is counting on you.
526
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,824
- I'm the hero.
- Meat, Meat, Meat! Meat, Meat, Meat!
527
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,952
- Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat!
- Ready?
528
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,537
- Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat!
- Fight!
529
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,418
Hi-yah!
530
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,716
- Dammit!
- No! No. That was great.
531
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,616
That kick was awesome, all right?
532
00:28:44,621 --> 00:28:46,931
You just have to be careful
you don't expose your...
533
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,892
Well,
534
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,980
look who decided to come back.
535
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,687
It's good to see you, Eli.
536
00:28:59,095 --> 00:29:00,108
Or is it Hawk?
537
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,876
Oh, doesn't matter.
538
00:29:01,881 --> 00:29:04,091
I'm just here to do what I
can to help out the team.
539
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:05,993
That's good.
540
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,325
The more help, the better.
541
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,872
But first, you need a gi.
542
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,456
Good to have you back, man.
543
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,381
Oh, hey. I didn't know you were in here.
544
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,556
I didn't want to interrupt
your boys club.
545
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,215
Hey, Sam.
546
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,484
- About yesterday...
- No, Dad, it's fine.
547
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,231
You and mom were right.
548
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,110
It's time to leave
the past behind us, right?
549
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,645
Yeah. I'm proud of you, Sam.
550
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,776
It's never easy being the bigger person.
551
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,288
Okay, you're good to go.
552
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,296
It's her.
553
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:08,234
I heard you let me back in,
LaRusso. So I guess I should...
554
00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:10,159
I don't know what kind
of game you're playing,
555
00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:11,888
but I'm not scared of you.
556
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,233
You're not in control here. I am.
557
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,944
My parents might fall for your bullshit,
558
00:30:18,174 --> 00:30:20,209
but if you so much as look at me funny,
559
00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:22,794
I will kick your ass for a third time.
560
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,820
I'm coming for you, bitch.
561
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:41,922
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