1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:20,101 Mail call. Santa's here, fellas! 2 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,105 - Putman! - Thank you, Sergeant. 3 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:23,897 Johnny. 4 00:00:32,215 --> 00:00:34,284 Ooh, Johnny, Johnny! 5 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,840 Man, you weren't kiddin'. She is a beaut! 6 00:00:37,842 --> 00:00:39,954 All right. Come on. Give it back. 7 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,763 Hey, Twig, come look at this. 8 00:00:41,765 --> 00:00:43,583 Do you have to call me that? 9 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,419 Yeah. May be get a little muscle on those tree branches, we'll talk. 10 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,172 - Yeah. He's got a point, Twig. - Wow. Who's that? 11 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,966 - Johnny's girl back home. - Ooh. 12 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,593 Mmm. 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,803 - Smell that perfume? - Ooh. 14 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,640 Yeah, that's the smell of America. 15 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:59,640 Hey. Tell her to send one for me, would ya? 16 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,226 In your dreams, pal. 17 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,103 - Kreese. - Yes, Sergeant? 18 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,939 Command tent. Some captain's in there asking for you. 19 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,901 - Uh-oh. - Oh, good luck! 20 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,964 Captain. 21 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:34,551 At ease. 22 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,557 So you must be Kreese? 23 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,644 Yeah. Well, your CO tells me you're a real go-getter. 24 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,896 Volunteerin' to walk point. 25 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,483 joinin' ambush teams. 26 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,110 You got a death wish, kid? 27 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,321 Not wishin' for it, just not afraid of it. 28 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,658 - Is that right? - Some people can't tell the difference. 29 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,787 You have any idea how many men we have in this hellhole? 30 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,082 - In 'Nam? - Yeah. 31 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,252 Probably half a million. 32 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,547 Most of 'em don't make a damn bit of difference. 33 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:13,632 But you... 34 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,759 You can make a difference. 35 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,928 - That's why I'm here, sir. - Mm-hmm. 36 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,664 Defend my country. 37 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:21,722 Be a hero. 38 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,602 Be a... 39 00:02:23,604 --> 00:02:25,404 That's good. 40 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,604 That's good. 41 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,189 'Cause I'm formin' a team. 42 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,776 We'll work out of CCN. 43 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:34,277 Direct action missions into north Vietnam. 44 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,862 This is the real war. 45 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,156 We'll go sterile into triple canopy jungle. 46 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,032 No insignias, no ID. 47 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,580 The team will be you, me, and a few specialists. 48 00:02:42,582 --> 00:02:45,329 - I know a couple guys, sir. - I'll train you myself. 49 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:49,834 Guerrilla tactics, demolitions, hand-to-hand combat. 50 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,586 What kind of hand-to-hand are we talkin' about, sir? 51 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,603 Well, you wanna defeat your enemy, 52 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,922 you gotta learn how to fight like your enemy. 53 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,508 I learned Tang Soo Do during the Korean War 54 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,137 under Master Kim SunYung. You'll learn the same. 55 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,100 - If you think you can handle it. - You're goddamn right I can. 56 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,727 Sir. 57 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,938 All right, you make it through, you'll get your beret... 58 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,440 ... a few scars, 59 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,568 maybe even a battlefield commission to boot. 60 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,028 And if I don't make it through? 61 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,031 Well, then you'll show up on some MIA list in 30 years 62 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,617 when they declassify all this shit. 63 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,306 I'm asking you to become 64 00:03:24,308 --> 00:03:26,873 more than just a soldier, son. You understand that? 65 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,625 If we're gonna do this, 66 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,470 we need the absolute best. 67 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:37,673 Yeah! Whoo! 68 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,133 We need strength. 69 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,178 Yes! 70 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,205 - We need determination. - What? 71 00:03:45,941 --> 00:03:47,483 We need brutality. 72 00:03:47,485 --> 00:03:49,435 Yeah! 73 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:52,021 All you have to do is say yes... 74 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,692 ... and I will mold you into the ultimate weapon. 75 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,734 So... 76 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,696 are you in or not? 77 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,822 All in, sir. 78 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:02,825 Excellent. 79 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,296 "Hey, Johnny. It really has been a long time. 80 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,965 I don't even want to think about how many years it's been. 81 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,429 But I'm still glad we went to high school in the '80s. 82 00:04:21,431 --> 00:04:24,345 - No question we had the best music". - Hell yeah! 83 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,306 "Life has taken me in all kinds of directions since then. 84 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,727 I've been blessed with my family and career. 85 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,189 And I could probably still kick your ass at air hockey. 86 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,857 It's crazy how things change. 87 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,177 I remember we used to see each other every day". 88 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,194 Hmm. 89 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,323 "Now I don't even know the first thing about you. 90 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,867 Who are you now? 91 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,745 Your profile is pretty bare. 92 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,080 What are you up to these days? 93 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,166 Ali". 94 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,630 What are you up to these days? 95 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,804 I'm home! 96 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,640 The conquering hero has returned. 97 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:13,402 Hey, wait till I tell you what happened over there. 98 00:05:13,404 --> 00:05:15,690 - It was truly amazing. - Oh. 99 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,900 And I come bearing gifts. 100 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,653 I got this randoseru bag for Sam 101 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,072 and these crazy Kit-Kats for Anthony. 102 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:27,274 Soy sauce as a Kit-Kat flavor! 103 00:05:27,276 --> 00:05:29,493 I know, I know. It shouldn't work, but it does. 104 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,799 Oh, and I thought next weekend we could go upto wine country. 105 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:32,936 Just you and I. 106 00:05:32,938 --> 00:05:36,959 - Hey, guys. Come down. - Uh, the kids are at your mother's. 107 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,589 Oh. My mother's? Why, what happened? 108 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,966 John Kreese. 109 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,889 Man, it was so sick! Tory was just kickin' ass. 110 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,208 I took care of Chris. 111 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:54,477 Oh, and Hawk got that beta Demetri in an arm bar like Chris Jericho 112 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,270 and just... 113 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,105 Cold-blooded. 114 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,193 - No mercy! - Way to go, Hawk. 115 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,364 You know, I didn't think you were actually gonna do it. 116 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:06,657 Yeah, well they got what they deserved 117 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:07,842 for what they did to Miguel. 118 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,371 You still haven't seen him, have you? 119 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,007 I don't wanna talk about it. 120 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:28,094 Look at this freak. What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit? 121 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,054 Class. 122 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,532 Welcome our new students. 123 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,563 I'm gonna call you guys... Chodenose and Taintbreath. 124 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,108 - What the hell did you just say? - Oh, uh, nothing. 125 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,612 It's just this thing we do around here sometimes. 126 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,446 Okay. 127 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,908 Sensei, I don't think these guys are Cobra Kai material. 128 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,286 Weren't you the one saying that we should get new recruits? 129 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:59,625 Well, yeah. But... Look, I know some of these guys and they're... 130 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,001 Natural athletes. 131 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,714 Which is exactly what's been missing in our dojo. 132 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,551 Everyone, fall in. 133 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,849 Joining Cobra Kai is a privilege. 134 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,933 It's not a gift. 135 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,057 Which is why our recruits must 136 00:07:18,059 --> 00:07:20,631 earn their position in this dojo. 137 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,443 Prepare yourselves for combat. 138 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,781 Only the strong will survive. 139 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,455 Are you ready, or what? 140 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,416 I hate this. This is ridiculous. 141 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,678 - What's ridiculous about it? - I look like a giant baby! 142 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,707 The way you're whining and not walking, 143 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:48,215 you might as well be a baby. 144 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,302 Isn't there a more badass way we can do this? 145 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,972 You think tapping your foot at a concert 146 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,305 makes you ready for badass training? 147 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:58,809 Your legs are still pussies! Now, you ready to stand? 148 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,686 - Yes. - Okay. 149 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,480 One, two... 150 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,109 ... three, go. 151 00:08:06,615 --> 00:08:08,284 All right. Better fall that time. 152 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,654 Let's take five. 153 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:17,490 You know, uh, 154 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,648 Mom's been talking about you a lot recently. 155 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:22,666 Oh, yeah? 156 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,586 She says thank you for taking me to that concert. 157 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,923 She say anything else? 158 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,673 No. 159 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,626 You writing a novel? 160 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:34,678 Oh. No, it's a Facebook message. 161 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,597 That? To who? 162 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,390 I, uh... 163 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,601 - Babe from high school. - Oh. 164 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,604 Ali. 165 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,648 Ali? Like, the Ali? 166 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,075 This is huge. This is huge! 167 00:08:48,077 --> 00:08:50,905 This is so... But I mean, you're not gonna send that, right? 168 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,867 You cannot send her that message. 169 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:58,077 - Why not? - Because it's, like, 80 pages. 170 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,828 In all caps. 171 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,957 I have 35 years' worth of stuff to say, all right? 172 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,293 Okay, yeah, yeah. yeah. But 173 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:06,293 shorter messages are way cooler. 174 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:09,505 Like, this just looks desperate. And a little creepy. 175 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,842 Sending her this would be like if you... 176 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,096 like if you liked all of her photos. 177 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:18,724 Oh, no. 178 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,016 Oh, no! 179 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,561 What the hell, man? I enjoyed the photos! 180 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,480 And there's a button for that, why wouldn't I click it? 181 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,774 Because she can see that. 182 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,918 All right, I got amped-up, okay? 183 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,832 Look, she put a smiley face in the message. 184 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:34,736 It's even got little red cheeks. 185 00:09:34,738 --> 00:09:37,005 Does that mean she's gettin' hot? She's feelin' hot? 186 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:38,242 What am I supposed to do with that? 187 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,538 I think it's just a smiley face. Let's see. 188 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,249 Okay, she says she wants to know what you've been up to. 189 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,214 Good. This is good. We can salvage this. 190 00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:49,340 Let's just make you a kick-ass profile. 191 00:09:49,342 --> 00:09:52,412 And then you'll be sending your message from a position of strength. 192 00:09:52,414 --> 00:09:55,926 Uh... First we need to get some pictures. Do you have any photos? 193 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,344 - Yeah, photos? - Yeah. 194 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,762 - Yeah, don't move. - Okay. 195 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,600 I said "don't move!" 196 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,393 I can't believe you went over to that dojo. 197 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,363 Are you okay? I mean, is Sam okay? 198 00:10:06,365 --> 00:10:08,858 She's shaken up. I mean, how could she not be? 199 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,734 Honestly, I'm a little shaken up too 200 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,298 considering there's a Cape Fear level 201 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,321 karate psycho terrorizing the neighborhood. 202 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,906 You see? It sounds crazy when you say it out loud. 203 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,618 No. Sounds crazy when other people said it. 204 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,119 But now I'm saying it. 205 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,704 Look, the man is sick. 206 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,248 He's got weapons on his walls. 207 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,792 And his students broke Demetri's arm. 208 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,986 Wait, wait, wait. They did what? 209 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,091 I'm going over there. 210 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,299 What are you gonna do, hit him? 211 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,093 Look, it's that kind of insanity that got us into this mess. 212 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,222 And sanity will get us out, okay? 213 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,099 We're gonna stop him. We have to. 214 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,435 - But we're gonna do it my way. - What's your way? 215 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,939 Going to the police. 216 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,819 Class, prepare for combat. 217 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,824 - All right. - Pet snake! Legit! Yeah. 218 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,704 Holy shit! 219 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,829 You remember? Look, it's the kid with the lip! 220 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:10,292 - Yo, I thought he moved. - Oh, shit. You're right! Right. 221 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,578 - Dude! - Whoa! 222 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,714 The hair kinda distracts you from it though. 223 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,144 All right, class. 224 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,969 Let the games begin. 225 00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:26,802 - You. - Ooh! 226 00:11:26,804 --> 00:11:28,672 All right, bro. You got this. 227 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,974 You. 228 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,281 Man, I'm so pumped! 229 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:42,583 Ready? 230 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,830 Ai! 231 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,336 Now you're dead. 232 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,064 Finish him. 233 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,819 That's rough. 234 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,365 Ooh! 235 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,034 Yo, lights out, baby. 236 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,245 Where you going? 237 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,329 To my spot. 238 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,290 You lost to an untrained fighter. 239 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,377 He's going to take your spot on the team. 240 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,628 All right! 241 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,137 Sensei, Assface has been loyal to the dojo. 242 00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,024 I'm afraid he's not... 243 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,435 Cobra Kai material. 244 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,271 I told you, only the strong will survive. 245 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,401 Combat! Ready? Fight! Come on, kill me. 246 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,913 You lose concentration on the battlefield, 247 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:13,290 and you're dead meat! You understand? 248 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,585 - Yes, Captain. Sorry, I just thought... - Don't think! 249 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,084 Your enemy wants you dead, you have two choices. 250 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:20,672 Kill or be killed. 251 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,717 No hesitation, no second thoughts, and no mercy! 252 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,845 - What if they surrender? - Never trust your enemy. 253 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,724 You can leave all that peace and love crap 254 00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:31,225 for the college sissies back home! 255 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,936 Now, gentlemen, we have a mission tomorrow. Are we ready or not? 256 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,205 Yes, sir. 257 00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:37,291 - Yeah, well, you better hope so. - Captain. 258 00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:40,171 Now go get some rest. You're gonna need it. 259 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,782 Hey, Herman. Over here. 260 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,497 Captain Turner took that hit though. 261 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667 Jesus. 262 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,086 Not a word of this to Kreese, understood? 263 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,590 A distraction like that could get him killed. 264 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,637 I'll be home soon, doll face. 265 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:15,520 Those are the only photos I have. 266 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,273 Don't have much after high school. 267 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,982 Oh, okay, um... 268 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,943 Do you have any where you're wearing a shirt maybe? 269 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,946 Yes. 270 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,239 - Here you go. How's that? - Okay. 271 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,993 Uh, that's, um... 272 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,002 You know, we're probably just better off 273 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,495 going with some new photos. 274 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,023 Yeah, like present day? 275 00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,582 Mmm. 276 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,917 Not sure I want you to grease me up right now. 277 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,545 Baby oil gets over everything. 278 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,549 I'm not gonna grease... 279 00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:46,218 I was just thinking maybe we could go 280 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,927 with something more contemporary. Yeah? 281 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,600 Yes! We'll look at what Ali's into, 282 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,268 take pictures of me doing the same stuff! 283 00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:55,851 - That's not exactly what I meant. - I'm not doing yoga. 284 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,394 - No. - I will pet a dog. 285 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,397 Mm-hmm. 286 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:01,075 You think the aquarium will let me get in there with the dolphins? 287 00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,078 I don't know. 288 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,360 You know what? We could Fotomat it. 289 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,240 - What? - All right. Let's go, Hot Wheels. C'mon. 290 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,743 Right, let's do it. 291 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:18,415 All right. So, you're lookin' to file a complaint against a... 292 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,793 John Kreese? 293 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,877 Yeah, a restraining order, that's right. 294 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,254 Hmm. 295 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,505 Something wrong? 296 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,585 Actually an emergency protective order has already been filed. 297 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,137 Really? 298 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,390 Oh, uh... 299 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,959 - Well, good. - No. It's against you, ma'am. 300 00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:37,976 What? 301 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,354 Looks like Mr. Kreese came in and gave a statement. 302 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,440 Says here you showed up at his place of business 303 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,243 after hours, enraged. 304 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,611 Okay, I was not enraged. 305 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,489 It was a perfectly measured response 306 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,075 to a man inciting violence. 307 00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:55,460 - And you struck him? - That's ridiculous. He's a liar. 308 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,757 Honey? 309 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:00,707 I feel like this story is missing a lot of context. 310 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,910 You hit him? 311 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,513 The man's a menace. He's deranged! 312 00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:08,674 Says here he's a Vietnam veteran. 313 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,425 Green Beret, Silver Star. 314 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,519 Oh, my God. 315 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:13,180 Those guys went through a lot of turmoil. 316 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,597 The mental health stigma is real. 317 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:16,933 You oughta be more considerate. 318 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,928 Okay, I don't care if he has 50 Purple Hearts. 319 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,438 I still wanna file a restraining emergency 320 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,355 protection thing against him. 321 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,400 Okay, but it'd just be the same thing. 322 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,067 You can't be within 500 yards of him either way, so... 323 00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:29,070 All right, this is a joke. 324 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,104 Are you just gonna take this guy's word for everything? 325 00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:33,615 It's up to a judge to sort out. 326 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,410 Sign here to acknowledge you've been served these papers. 327 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,667 And thanks for coming in. That makes it a lot easier. 328 00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:43,335 Oh, no, sure. Glad we could make it convenient for you. 329 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,713 I have another idea. 330 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,090 But it's the nuclear option. 331 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,428 I hate it with every fiber of my being. 332 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,361 - You chipped my tooth, bitch. - You needed braces anyway. 333 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,323 Good job, Nichols. 334 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,276 You know the drill. Off the mat. 335 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,724 Damn, girl! 336 00:17:22,726 --> 00:17:23,809 You see that? 337 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,709 You. Big boy. 338 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:30,005 Oh, yeah! All right, who's going down next? 339 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,631 - Come on. - Let's go. 340 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,676 He's mine. 341 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,180 Get him, Lip! 342 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,349 Okay, all right. Let's see if I can fix that lip of yours then. 343 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,399 Dude! 344 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,434 Wait. Stop. 345 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,847 Finish him. 346 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,171 All right, class. I think we can call it a day. 347 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,550 Somebody pick him up. 348 00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:03,929 - All right. You get it? - Got it. 349 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,810 Let's see. 350 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,187 All right, looks good. Let's go. 351 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,398 ♪ Girl, pick your face up ♪ 352 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,695 ♪ I wanna see you move hey, hey, hey ♪ 353 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,522 ♪ Turn the lights down it's gonna get loud ♪ 354 00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:21,408 No! Don't touch it! 355 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,204 - Sir, excuse me? - Wha... Yeah, sorry. Didn't know. 356 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,422 Yeah. 357 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,387 That's one way to do it. 358 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,220 What the hell is this shit? 359 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,430 It's a dragon roll. 360 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,785 So basically, you have some fresh avocado, 361 00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:47,110 some chopped up cucumber, 362 00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:49,936 some snow crab, and unagi on top. 363 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,606 - What? "Unagi"? - Yeah, it's freshwater eel. 364 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,984 - Eel? People actually eat that crap? - It's very popular. 365 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,828 Just have an open mind. 366 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,073 - All right, just take the picture. You ready? - Yeah. 367 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,020 Just... yeah. 368 00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:05,911 - Yeah, there we go. All right. Yes. - Mmm! 369 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,496 - Oh, okay. Okay, got it. - Mmm! 370 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541 - Got it? - Yeah. 371 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,379 All right, I'm gonna go wash my mouth out. You want that? 372 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,591 No, not anymore. 373 00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:33,922 Miguel? 374 00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:38,318 - Tory. - How'd you know I worked here? 375 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,279 I didn't. I thought you worked at the roller rink. 376 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,491 No, that's at night. 377 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,620 I gotta work two jobs now. Mom's not doing well. 378 00:20:48,817 --> 00:20:49,818 I'm sorry. 379 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,459 No, I'm sorry. 380 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,339 I know that I should've come to see you. 381 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,551 I just didn't know how to help. 382 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,804 So you did nothing. 383 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,228 I felt guilty about everything. 384 00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,064 But we're doing everything we can 385 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,566 to get back at Miyagi-Do for what they did to you. 386 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,028 It's like Sensei Kreese says, 387 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,487 "If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt". 388 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,116 Nobody else got hurt, Tory. 389 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,784 - I'm the one in a wheelchair. - Yeah, I just meant... 390 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,121 I know what you meant. 391 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,541 I never cared about Miyagi-Do or Kreese, 392 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,003 I cared about us. 393 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,879 Did you? 394 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,967 Or were you just going out with me to get Sam's attention? 395 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,304 - Is that really what you think? - I saw you with her. 396 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,475 - I didn't have a choice. - Yes, you did, Tory! 397 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,060 I know you're helping your mom, but... 398 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,603 you need help. 399 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,232 You think I'm crazy? 400 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,734 - I didn't say that. - No, that's okay. Everyone does. 401 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,028 I don't give a shit. 402 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,072 It's all that matters is who wins in the end. 403 00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:07,124 Nice seeing you. 404 00:22:15,563 --> 00:22:18,148 We're so happy you could join us for dinner, Armand. 405 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,879 Yeah, we're sorry your wife couldn't make it. 406 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,714 She had a... zumba mumba class. 407 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,637 I don't know. Bunch of bullshit. This stuff is good! 408 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:29,262 Oh, it's Daniel's mother's famous chicken cacciatore. 409 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,141 You should try dipping your bread in... 410 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,019 the sauce. 411 00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:36,313 Mmm. Yeah. Very good. So... 412 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,564 why am I here? 413 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,525 Well, we just wanna talk a little business. 414 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,328 You know we don't talk business. 415 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:48,076 I don't trust car salesmen, so I can't make a deal with you. 416 00:22:48,078 --> 00:22:51,665 Well, how about you do a deal with me? 417 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,454 Ah! 418 00:22:56,259 --> 00:22:58,500 You have a proposal for me, darling? 419 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,336 Just a business proposal, not the indecent kind. 420 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,339 Ah. 421 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,800 All right. Tell me. What? 422 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,469 I want you to evict a tenant in your Reseda strip mall. 423 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,222 Is this about the snake karate? 424 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,475 Why would I evict him? He's an excellent tenant. 425 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,352 Much better than the last guy. 426 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:21,189 No, he's a danger to our community. He's unstable. 427 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,233 - He's unpredictable. - So? 428 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,671 His rent is predictable. He pays on time all the time. 429 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,490 Okay, and just out of curiosity, 430 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,699 how much is that rent exactly? 431 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,910 I can't tell you that. 432 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,289 It would be, how you say... 433 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,249 unethical. 434 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,208 We'll double it. 435 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,001 Amanda! 436 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,146 Nuclear option. 437 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,798 No, I want triple. 438 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,008 Look, all we want is Kreese to be gone. 439 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:52,095 Then you can rent out the space to another tenant. 440 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,596 Ah. 441 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,640 The double-dip. 442 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,620 Mmm. I like the double-dip. 443 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,814 Mmm. 444 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,859 Deal! 445 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,823 - We want him out by tomorrow. - All right. No problem. Tomorrow. 446 00:24:11,288 --> 00:24:12,747 Anyway, 447 00:24:12,749 --> 00:24:15,334 it was great doing business with... 448 00:24:15,336 --> 00:24:17,079 one of you. 449 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:55,994 I have eyes on the target. 450 00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,212 What's the status on that air support? 451 00:24:58,214 --> 00:24:59,454 No response. 452 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,541 Damn it. If this goes south 453 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,999 and they don't know where we are, 454 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,211 it's on you. 455 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,798 - Ponytail's in position. - All right, we're live. 456 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,426 - Please work. - Kreese, when he clears, you light 'em up. 457 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,845 Oh, shit! 458 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,513 Blow it. Blow it now! 459 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,225 - I can't! - Just take 'em out, 460 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,725 so we can get the hell outta here! 461 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,645 - He's still there, Captain. - Then he's dead. Blow it! 462 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,488 No! 463 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,326 You son of a bitch, Kreese! 464 00:25:46,328 --> 00:25:47,995 We had 'em. You killed us! 465 00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:49,516 I... I couldn't. 466 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,101 Johnny, I'm... 467 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,613 Oh, God, he's dead because of me! It's all my fault. God! 468 00:26:11,615 --> 00:26:13,238 Shut your goddamn mouth, Silver! 469 00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:18,241 I told you not to hesitate, and now look what you did! 470 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,410 Look at him, Kreese! Look! 471 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,760 What do you want? 472 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,137 Look, you pay your rent on time, 473 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,390 but, unfortunately, 474 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,683 I got a much higher offer for this space. 475 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,728 So, uh... 476 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,313 you can't rent here anymore. 477 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,398 What about our contract? 478 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,650 Oh, well, all my contracts have escape clauses. 479 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:54,569 And I have eviction papers. 480 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,406 Uh, so... 481 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,990 you have to leave today. 482 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,408 That's not happening. 483 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,954 Erik! Grigor! 484 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,632 My nephews are going to help you leave. 485 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,344 Whether you like it or not. 486 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,465 I just cleaned the blood off that mat. 487 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,227 Oh, well. 488 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,315 Focus! 489 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,110 Come on, this is worse than yesterday! 490 00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:36,402 You aren't even trying. What's the problem? 491 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,989 You saw your ex. Big deal. 492 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,325 Big deal? Dude, look at you. 493 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,993 We spent all day doing bullshit for your ex, 494 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,995 trying to make you look like someone you're not. 495 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,500 At least when I saw my ex, I told her how things really were! 496 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,544 All right, you done with your little hissy fit, 497 00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,086 or are you just giving up? 498 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,930 - No, you are. - What'd you say? 499 00:27:54,932 --> 00:27:56,464 You're the one giving up. 500 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,967 - I don't know what the he... - Quiet! 501 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,052 You let Kreese take your dojo. 502 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,808 You let Hawk, Tory, and everyone else think you're weak. 503 00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:06,228 Because it was a mistake to begin with. 504 00:28:06,230 --> 00:28:09,105 I should've never brought back Cobra Kai, look what happened. 505 00:28:09,107 --> 00:28:11,002 What happened is you helped a bunch of people 506 00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,652 then walked away like a pussy. 507 00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:17,905 You're a sensei. It's who you are. 508 00:28:17,907 --> 00:28:19,407 If you can't see that, you're blind. 509 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,412 - Miguel... - What? 510 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,082 Huh. 511 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,255 - Am I doing it? - You're doing it. 512 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,175 - Holy shit! I'm doing it. - You're doing it! 513 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,388 - Thank you. - Nah. 514 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,182 No, thank you. 515 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,318 I look ridiculous. 516 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,957 Ali. You're right. It's crazy how things change. 517 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,920 For a long time, I didn't have much direction in my life. 518 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:18,921 But then, things got better. 519 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,257 I met a kid who needed some help. 520 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:24,093 So I got back into karate, became a sensei. 521 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,637 - Oh, yes! - There were ups and downs. 522 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,266 I even gave up for a while. 523 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,452 But I can't give up anymore. 524 00:29:31,454 --> 00:29:35,123 I have a long way to go to be a better man, a better father, 525 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,626 a better teacher. 526 00:29:36,628 --> 00:29:39,546 But I can make a difference in these kids' lives. 527 00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:41,320 It's a tough world out there, 528 00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:43,301 and I can help them be ready for it. 529 00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:45,387 That's what I've been up to. 530 00:29:45,389 --> 00:29:46,991 That's who I am. 531 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,286 I'm a sensei. 532 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,371 Nah, too long. 533 00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,468 I want to thank you again for your business. 534 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,179 While your car's being serviced, 535 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,933 I wanna hook you up with an Enterpise rental, very classy. 536 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:13,559 My man Anoush here is gonna help you pick out something special. 537 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,102 He's new and a little slow, 538 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,730 so forgive him if he's not as polished as me. 539 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:21,192 I trained you. You were the garbage man in the break room. 540 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,404 See, this is what I'm talking about. 541 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,510 He's the owner's cousin, so... 542 00:30:28,512 --> 00:30:29,595 Right this way. 543 00:30:29,597 --> 00:30:32,182 Looks like our ducks are finally in a row. 544 00:30:32,184 --> 00:30:34,268 The dealership's back on its feet, 545 00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:37,582 Kreese is out of our lives. How shall we celebrate? 546 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,166 I was thinking maybe, like, a banner 547 00:30:41,168 --> 00:30:43,047 that says "I told you so". 548 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,841 Uh-huh. All right. Go ahead. Get it out of your system. Come on. 549 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:46,968 I don't know, babe. 550 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,055 All I'm saying is if I was around in '84. 551 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:50,930 you probably wouldn't have as many stories to tell. 552 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,001 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause I beat Cobra Kai in, what? 553 00:30:53,003 --> 00:30:54,225 One afternoon. 554 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,729 All right. I did save the dealership though. 555 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,646 Don't I get a little credit? 556 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,275 You get more than a little. 557 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:05,027 I can't believe it's over. 558 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,198 - Here we go. - Oh, put it on speaker. 559 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,867 - Hey, Armand. - LaRusso. The deal is off. 560 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,702 What? We had an agreement. 561 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,663 No, no, no, no. I can't get out of contract. 562 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,001 Hello, Danny boy. 563 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,790 Nice try. But you can't end a war with diplomacy. 564 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,469 So I suggest you prepare your students for battle. 565 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,680 Because now, 566 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,640 it's open season. 567 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,016 On them... 568 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,269 and you. 569 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,732 Snake. Snake! 570 00:31:49,558 --> 00:31:51,409 Oh, God, I hate snakes! 571 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,686 All right, dude. Stop being a little bitch, okay? 572 00:31:53,688 --> 00:31:56,541 Oh, shit, I think it touched me! I think it touched me! 573 00:31:57,574 --> 00:31:58,867 Oh, my God!