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nny: Ready?
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Yes, sensei.
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What does a Cobra do?
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What does a Cobra do?
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There's no tapping in karate.
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Watch your arms. Get your arms up.
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My arms were up.
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What does a Cobra do?
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Slither!
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Not bad.
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What? What the hell? That wasn't fair!
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You want a fair fight? Dream on.
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You can't always think your enemies
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are gonna play by the rules.
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- Yeah, but my ear!
- What if that baseball
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was your enemy's friend coming at you from behind?
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You have to be prepared for everything.
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Let me look.
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No, it's fine, it's fine. Don't--just don't be a baby.
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- Hello.
- Ah, shit.
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It's 5:00. Twilight is upon us.
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- Oh, right, okay.
- What's going on?
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Uh, I had to sublet the, uh, dojo for a few hours.
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Just till we get more students.
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We need to change the energy in here.
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una: Center your energy...
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And stretch.
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Nice, right?
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They ship the 3 pounders in
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from Ogunquit.
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Oh!
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I like the melted butter.
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So, listen.
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I have to thank you, LaRusso, for inviting us.
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My wife and kid, they love Lobster Night.
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But this country club?
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They revoke my membership, son of a guns!
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I know, and frankly, I don't like
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how they handled that, Armand, I mean,
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it's a stupid rule, if you ask me.
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That's what I said.
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This is the entire reason we wear flip-flops
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in the shower, am I right?
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Mm-hmm!
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Look, Armand, most of these people here,
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their money comes from mommy and daddy.
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You and me, we earned this.
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So when it comes to business in the Valley,
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it's in our interest to look out for each other.
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Oh...so it's not only the lobster
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that's being buttered up, huh?
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Tell me, what can Armand do for you?
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By the way, thanks for coming.
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Thought you were gonna be out with your friends tonight.
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Yeah, um, I don't know.
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Yas and Moon haven't been returning my texts.
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We were supposed to go to a concert together.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then I saw this.
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Suck it, bitches!
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Yeah, maybe it's better that you're not there with them.
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Anyway, we're always happy to have--
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Anthony! Stop drinking the butter!
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I'm gonna...get your brother.
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My dad owns buildings.
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My dad owns cars.
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My dad makes more money than your dad.
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My dad knows karate and could kill your dad.
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So let's talk real estate.
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I might be looking at a new location,
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and if some land were to become available...
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and: You want me to tell you
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before I tell Mr. Tom Cole, huh?
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I heard you guys had argument.
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You kicked a hot cup of coffee from his hand.
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It was a boba. It's like a tea.
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It's got these chunks of tapioca, it...
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- Mm.
- It doesn't matter, really.
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So, you want me to scratch your balls.
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How you going to scratch my balls?
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That's not the expression, but let's just say
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I might be able to get you reinstated here at the club.
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All I want is first crack at any properties
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you're looking to sell in Reseda.
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Reseda? I only have one strip mall in Reseda.
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On Victory Boulevard.
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Victory...oh, that's right, the one with the, uh,
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the karate dojo in it, right?
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Uh, yeah, uh, Snake Karate or something.
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I don't know.
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Ever thought of selling?
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
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I went to Von's and got those frozen pizzas that you like.
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Want to make dinner and, uh, watch a movie?
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Oh, that's so sweet, honey.
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Um, I actually have to run a couple of errands,
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but, uh, how about we do that tomorrow night, okay?
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Yeah. Sure.
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If you're not too hungover.
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Hey.
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Okay, you caught me, I am going out,
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but, you know what, it is DineLA week, so.
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Mm.
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You meeting that guy from the other night?
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Oh, God, that nerd?
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No, he was all bark and no stick.
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Sorry, I know, that's, like, super gross, but, listen,
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you don't realize how hard it is to meet a good man.
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I mean, just look at your father.
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That's what we're working with here.
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Oh, did I mention that that deadbeat came by to see me?
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No. What'd he say?
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Mm, just some BS about you moving in with him,
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as if he suddenly gives a shit.
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I'm sure it's just a scam to get out of
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paying for child support.
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Well, I mean, how do you know that?
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Trust me. I know your father.
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Listen, I know that you're super bummed out about tonight,
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but, um, you know,
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I'm trying to meet that special someone.
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You're only getting older and bigger,
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and sooner or later, you're gonna leave me
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for a life filled with excitement.
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You don't want to leave your mama alone, do you?
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- No.
- Thanks, baby, I love you.
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- Bye.
- Love you too.
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What's the second rule of the Way of the Fist?
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- Strike hard!
- That's right.
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There's only one reason to hit someone.
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To inflict pain.
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Striking hard is about giving your all.
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What the hell?
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No yoga till 5:00.
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No matter how bad you need it.
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I-I'm actually here for karate.
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sha: I saw your website.
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It said that there was supposed to be a session today.
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I appreciate you coming in,
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but there are no girls in Cobra Kai.
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Why not?
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Same reason there aren't women in the Army.
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Doesn't make sense.
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el: Sensei, I need to show you something in the office.
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Don't give me this "sexist" bullshit.
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All right, I'm just saying, women aren't meant to fight.
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They have tiny, hollow bones.
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Aren't you desperate for new students?
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Yes. But this isn't a knitting class.
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This is a dojo.
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The kids at school call her names,
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make fun of her.
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That's what happens when you eat
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an entire box of Twinkies every day.
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Her dad is Isaiah Robinson.
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Hall of Fame lineman for the Chargers.
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Yeah, so you're saying it's genetic?
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Her love for Twinkies comes from her dad?
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No, I'm saying her family's loaded!
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All right, and she's a paying customer.
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But you don't need the money, right?
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Okay, take off your shoes. Hop on the mat.
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Okay, after further review, I've decided
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to allow female students.
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But if you want to be in Cobra Kai,
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you can't act like a girl.
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What do you mean? How do girls act?
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Oh, don't give me that-- you know, all emotional,
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loud, complain-y,
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never letting you finish a sentence.
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Well, I know a few guys who act just--
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Quiet!
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My student tells me you've been harassed at school.
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Yeah.
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Mostly online.
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I get mean texts and emails sent to me.
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Makes me not want to go.
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And who sends you these messages?
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Well, they're mostly anonymous.
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These kids create fake accounts,
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and they tell me things like I'm ugly
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and that I should kill myself.
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Oh, my God.
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What a bunch of pussies.
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Back in my day, if you wanted to tease someone,
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you did it to their face.
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There was honor, respect.
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These geeks hiding behind their computers,
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what a bunch of spineless losers.
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You're not afraid of these losers, are you?
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No.
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Are you gonna take shit from these losers?
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No.
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Good, because when I'm done with you,
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you're gonna be sending a message back,
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only it's not gonna be with your keyboard.
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It's gonna be with your fists.
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iel: Armand, come on.
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I'll give you 10% over market rate.
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That's a great deal.
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and: Uh, yeah, it's a great deal.
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Maybe too great, huh?
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I don't know what you see in the Reseda.
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It's a shithole.
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Just call it nostalgia. I grew up there.
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and: Well, then, you know it's horrible.
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Ugh, and so is this, uh, boba-moba tea.
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I don't like it. The straw's screwy.
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I almost choked.
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Look, if Reseda's so bad,
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why not sell me the strip mall?
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I want to invest in my old community.
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and: Eh, I'm smelling some kind of bullshit.
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You know? I think you have another reason you want it.
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I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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And, frankly, I don't know why you care.
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The mall down the street gets more than twice the rent.
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You're not even charging market rate.
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You calling me stupid, LaRusso?
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iel: I'm just letting you know the truth, Armand.
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I'm scratching your balls.
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and: Thank you very much,
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but I can scratch my own balls.
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I didn't get this far trusting a car salesman, huh?
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- No deal.
- Fine.
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Then, enjoy pissing in your own shower, Armand.
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and: Everybody does it!
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My mom gave me this weed for my birthday,
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and she says it's, like, lower in calories or something.
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Felt that one.
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ine: Oh, ew.
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A homeless person. Don't look.
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I feel bad not looking at her.
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Oh, my God. We just made eye contact.
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ine: Great, now she's coming over.
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- You see what you've done?
- What do we do?
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Just take out your phone and act like you're texting.
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ynn: Hey, open up and give me money!
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Oh, my...
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I ain't gonna hurt ya.
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Lock the doors.
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That'll look bad doing that right in front of her.
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ine: You want her hopping in the back seat,
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smearing shit everywhere and slicing your throat,
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be my guest.
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What the hell, Sam?
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We thought you were a poor person!
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Why have you guys been avoiding me?
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Why do you think?
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Kyler told us what you said.
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Wait, what did he say?
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I didn't take notes, but pretty much
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that you think you're better than us.
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You were no one before we let you in.
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You didn't even electrolocize.
270
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I never said a word about either of you.
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That's not what went down.
272
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Oh, Kyler told us what went down.
273
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And who went down.
274
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And in a movie theater? That's yucky.
275
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Whatever Kyler told you was a lie.
276
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Sam, just say you're sorry,
277
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and we can all be friends again.
278
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Or don't and get the hell out of Moon's car.
279
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Enjoy puking out your burritos, Yas.
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ine: Hey, don't leave the door open!
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You're gonna get us killed!
282
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Wait, you've been purging
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and not telling me?
284
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Okay, let's see what you got, Ms. Robinson.
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nny: Face me. Bow.
286
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Face each other. Bow.
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Mr. Diaz, show her everything you've learned.
288
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Uh, whoa, wait, I don't think this is right, Sensei.
289
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You don't think what's right?
290
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She's a girl, I'm not gonna...
291
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And? I thought you said women were equal to men.
292
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I did say that. I didn't mean it like that.
293
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I meant that she--
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All right, show her women are equal.
295
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- Give her everything you got.
-- ha: Wait.
296
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I just want to remind everyone this is my first day.
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Your enemies don't care what day it is.
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ny: They prey on weakness.
299
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If you want to beat them, you gotta conquer your fears
300
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and jump face first into the fire.
301
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nny: Now, are you ready, Ms. Robinson?
302
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- I guess.
- Mr. Diaz.
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Fight!
304
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Don't just stand there. Fight!
305
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306
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I'm sorry.
307
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Oh, my God, Aisha, are you okay?
308
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I'm so sorry.
309
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Come on.
310
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Ugh!
311
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Girl's a natural Cobra.
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tor: You can't do this!
313
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All right. Students, wait here.
314
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nny: Diaz, you're in charge.
315
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This is wrong, I've been a tenant here for ten years!
316
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And ten years you don't pay more rent!
317
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Shut up--
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Quiet!
319
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I'm trying to run a karate dojo next door.
320
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,520
Look, this cabrón's trying to double our rent.
321
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:50,050
I just trying to make the market value, that's all.
322
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,620
How am I supposed to pay double rent?
323
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I don't know, you can't pay, I get other tenant!
324
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Aw...
325
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Come on, Roland, let's go.
326
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,760
You see? You have to be tough.
327
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- You're a big man, Dad.
- Thank you.
328
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329
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,620
- Okay, shh, be quiet. - You be quiet.
330
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You be quiet!
331
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You be quiet.
332
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,770
Okay, boss man. I like how you take charge.
333
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,840
Hey, gotta be an alpha to work at TBS biz affairs, right?
334
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,240
Yeah, you do.
335
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,610
Okay, be quiet, my son is sleeping.
336
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,140
- Okay.
- Okay.
337
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338
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339
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yle: Yeah.
340
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,290
This is all pretty much trash.
341
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,720
You want to throw it away here
342
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,660
or take it home and toss it?
343
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,560
This is a classic swimsuit edition.
344
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,630
Elle MacPherson in her prime.
345
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:07,060
Yeah, if it were mint, I'd throw you 5 bucks,
346
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,070
but this is, uh,
347
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,470
let's just say, well-loved.
348
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,110
All right, what about the Nintendo?
349
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,910
It's an Atari.
350
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:20,940
Normally, I'd offer you 20 bucks and flip it
351
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,950
to some douchebag hipster who wanders in,
352
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,050
but my rent just went up,
353
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,220
so I'll give you a ten-spot if it helps you out.
354
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,160
All right.
355
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,930
I didn't want to have to do this.
356
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,800
I know gold's been going up.
357
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,600
And I don't want to sell 'em all.
358
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:39,870
Just tell me how many I need to part with to get 1,200 bucks.
359
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,400
Okay. Let's see. How many you got?
360
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,230
Six. 12.
361
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18.
362
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,510
Okay, yeah.
363
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,620
If you happen to have 60,000 more of these
364
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,120
lying around somewhere,
365
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,650
I think we can work something out.
366
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,990
What? This is solid gold.
367
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,420
Gold-plated.
368
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:07,200
Got a certificate of authenticity.
369
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,200
Ooh.
370
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,530
Mm, that's a nice one.
371
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,660
They even put an eagle on there and everything.
372
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,800
All right, you know what?
373
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:20,810
You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime.
374
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:30,380
375
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:50,240
376
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,500
iel: Got any red spray paint?
377
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,470
tor: Uh, yeah. Keep it in the back.
378
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,170
Otherwise, the kids will steal it.
379
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,570
iel: I got a little art project.
380
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,110
Big canvas, right on Ventura Boulevard.
381
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,640
tor: Yeah, uh... watch it for me, will ya?
382
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,440
iel: Yeah, no problem. Thank you.
383
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,680
What's going on?
384
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,220
Oh, just checking out the neighborhood.
385
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,850
iel: I was actually considering
386
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,890
opening up a dealership on this side of town,
387
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,260
but now I don't know, man.
388
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,630
The rent seems to be going crazy out of control.
389
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,930
Frankly, I don't know how you afford it,
390
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,530
small business like yours-- more-more power to you.
391
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,570
You know, on second thought, I don't need the paint.
392
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,140
I'm sorry, I'll just take the gum here,
393
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:02,080
and, uh, put that guy's beer on my tab.
394
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,780
Looks like he's had a rough day.
395
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,960
- Ooh, the 2013?
- Yeah.
396
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,320
Somebody's in a good mood.
397
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,330
Well, somebody got some payback.
398
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,860
Aww, Daniel, do you really think
399
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,740
it's a good idea to start a war with Tom Cole?
400
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:27,970
What? Oh, no, no, no.
401
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,470
It turns out Tom Cole was not the one
402
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,040
who messed with the billboard.
403
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,870
It was Johnny Lawrence.
404
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:37,450
After 30 years, I thought that guy mighta changed,
405
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,580
but he's still the same prick he was back in high school.
406
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:44,050
Guy thinks he can bring Cobra Kai back to the Valley?
407
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,950
- Not on my watch.
- What did you do?
408
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:50,390
I told Zarkarian I wanted to buy that Cobra Kai strip mall.
409
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,490
W-why would you do that?
410
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,890
What do you want with a crappy strip mall in Reseda?
411
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:56,100
This is-- no, no, no, no.
412
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,330
No, no, no. You're gonna love this.
413
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,460
I wasn't really gonna buy it.
414
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,170
I just wanted to tweak Zarkarian
415
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,240
so he would jack up the rent, and it worked
416
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,410
'cause now Cobra Kai is gonna have to shut down.
417
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,270
Can I have yours? This is delicious.
418
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,040
Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me
419
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:11,510
that the whole Zarkarian dinner was just some convoluted plot
420
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:14,640
so you could raise the rent on your childhood karate rival?
421
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,750
I think you're oversimplifying things.
422
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,320
Well, what about the other stores in the mall?
423
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,390
I mean, did you even consider them?
424
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,420
Look, I don't know about Johnny Lawrence or Cobra Kai.
425
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,460
All I know is that my husband is acting
426
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,290
like a mental patient.
427
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:30,370
I mean, embarrassing Sam at the Halloween dance,
428
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,100
kicking Tom Cole, and now this?
429
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,970
It's like ever since that dojo opened,
430
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,300
you've been off.
431
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:38,530
The guy spray-painted a dick on my face.
432
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,710
So what? He's an asshole.
433
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,140
Don't let him turn you into one.
434
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,170
Look, I don't know what you need
435
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,850
to work this out-- therapy or acupuncture
436
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,250
or some cross-country motorcycle trip--
437
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,980
all I know is, I want the Danny LaRusso
438
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,150
that I married to come back.
439
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:13,310
440
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,380
Oh, don't even think about it.
441
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:28,320
Come on, I need a place to sit.
442
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:31,650
Oh...you can go sit with Kyler.
443
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,630
I hear he doesn't mind that you suck.
444
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,680
Think it's funny to spread lies about me?
445
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:49,980
What're you talking about? We saw a movie, and that's it.
446
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:53,310
Well, maybe I saw a little bit more than you.
447
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,680
Yeah, we heard you got pretty choked up.
448
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:05,750
449
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,590
ler: Hey, guys.
450
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,570
You know that billboard with a big-ass dick on it?
451
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,900
I guess Sam takes after her dad.
452
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,040
uel: Hey, Kyler!
453
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:26,010
Why don't you shut the hell up and stop being such an asshole?
454
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,640
Want another beatdown, 'Rhea?
455
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,720
I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time.
456
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,960
It's not lame-ass karate.
457
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:36,390
458
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,190
It's Cobra Kai.
459
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:41,860
460
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,300
Whoo!
461
00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:54,370
462
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:55,710
No mercy!
463
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:02,090
464
00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:19,400
465
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,940
466
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:34,010
467
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:37,750
Hey! Hey!
468
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:40,120
Get down from there right now!
469
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,560
nny: All four of them?
470
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,230
- Yeah.
- Even that big dumb one?
471
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,000
Yeah, it all happened so fast. Everything just came together.
472
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,870
I was blocking. I anticipated. I slithered.
473
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,200
Your mom's gonna kill both of us.
474
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,470
Well, she would if she knew.
475
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,900
When my school called, my ya-ya answered.
476
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,910
Never seen her so proud. She won't talk.
477
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:06,680
All right, so let me get this straight.
478
00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:11,480
You took all the lessons I taught you,
479
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,960
and you used them to straight-up
480
00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:16,930
beat the shit out of those punks?
481
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,130
Well, yeah.
482
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,120
Follow me.
483
00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:26,190
484
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,330
I wore this when I was training for my first tournament
485
00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:29,710
back in '81.
486
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,810
I want you to have it.
487
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,340
488
00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:36,340
Are you sure?
489
00:24:36,370 --> 00:24:38,810
Hell, yeah. You earned it.
490
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,690
491
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,460
That's it. It's the best thing I've got.
492
00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:50,560
Thank you so much, Sensei.
493
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,090
494
00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:59,500
495
00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:19,580
496
00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:31,100
Hey, Mr. Miyagi.
497
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,530
I know it's been a few months,
498
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,830
but better late than never, right?
499
00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:43,310
I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
500
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:44,470
I, um...
501
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,550
502
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,380
You know, it's... it's funny.
503
00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:53,010
When I was a kid, you seemed to always have all the answers,
504
00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,850
and I guess I thought when I got older,
505
00:25:54,890 --> 00:25:57,190
I'd have it all figured out too.
506
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:02,860
But now I just... feel like I'm clueless.
507
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,790
Makes me wonder, was it different for you,
508
00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:09,270
or were you just better at hiding it?
509
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:13,540
Maybe that was it, huh?
510
00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:16,740
511
00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:20,240
I feel like lately I've let my anger take control.
512
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,350
You know me, I've always been a bit of a hothead, so...
513
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:26,080
514
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,190
I really wish you could be here right now.
515
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:45,600
516
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,430
agi: Daniel-san.
517
00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:16,740
You remember lesson about balance?
518
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,740
- Yeah.
- Mm.
519
00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:22,310
Lesson not just
520
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,880
karate only.
521
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,450
Lesson for whole life.
522
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,480
523
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:30,750
Whole life.
524
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:33,450
Have balance.
525
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,550
Everything be better.
526
00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:38,890
Understand?
527
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,690
Yeah.
528
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,890
I understand.
529
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:50,400
Look, you'll get your damn rent.
530
00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:51,670
No, I don't have it now.
531
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:52,770
As I'm saying, I'm working on it.
532
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,040
I got a plan.
533
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,810
Hey, I'm gonna call you back.
534
00:28:07,490 --> 00:28:11,290
535
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:16,300
536
00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:26,980
Looks like we're in business.
537
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:35,210
538
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,700
Wow, this is an impressive high school transcript.
539
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,810
Why do you want to sweep up around here?
540
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,740
Shouldn't you be in college?
541
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:37,210
Just taking some time off to figure things out.
542
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,980
This is exactly where I want to be.
543
00:29:40,010 --> 00:29:42,810
Okay. Well, I'd love for you to meet my husband,
544
00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:44,350
but he's taking a personal day.
545
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,250
Can you start Monday?
546
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,980
Absolutely.
547
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,990
Well, welcome to the LaRusso family.
548
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:58,930
549
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:35,470
550
00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:40,440
551
00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:45,510
552
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:10,400
553
00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,060
nny: Yah!
554
00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:30,630
Are you sure you're right-handed?
555
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,230
Yah! You can do better than that.
556
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:33,660
You got weight, use it. Ready?
557
00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:35,730
Yah! Nice shirt.
558
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,030
- Thanks.
- I'm joking, it sucks.
559
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,900
Try not to be so hard on them?
560
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:42,330
Oh, come on, Diaz, they're a bunch of losers.
561
00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,540
uel: Yeah, well, some of those losers are my friends.
562
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,970
And they're your students.
563
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,970
You wanted a full dojo, you got one.
564
00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:50,110
Not full like that.
565
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:51,440
How's the new kid working out?
566
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,450
Man: Oh, great. We got a bunch of stuff
567
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,780
piled up for weeks-- inventory, sticker swaps.
568
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:57,680
Kid knocked most of it out before lunch.
569
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,150
Keep up the good work.
570
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,950
ny: My dad hates his guts.
571
00:32:00,980 --> 00:32:02,550
When he finds out I'm working for him,
572
00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:04,290
he's gonna lose his shit.