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[opening credit music]
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[Niffty]
So, like, where are your wings?
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Niffty, I don't have...
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{\an8}[Angel] Did you ever think maybe
she's sensitive
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{\an8}about her lack
of wings,
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just like her lack of tits?
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Yeah. Where are your tits?
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[sighs]
Any other questions?
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[Husk]
I got one.
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{\an8}How come every time
Charlie talks to Heaven
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{\an8} we get in
deeper and deeper shit?
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{\an8}[Vaggie]
It's not her fault.
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{\an8}Angels are just...
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{\an8}- Liars?
- [Vaggie]...difficult
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{\an8}But Charlie's trying her best.
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[Husk] Yeah, well, her best
is turning out real well so far.
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[Angel] And where is
miss fearless leader anyway?
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Isn't it about time for
another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
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She's upstairs.
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Coming up with
something, I'm sure,
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in our room.
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- [Vaggie] Alone.
- [sinister music]
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[Alastor] Hmm.
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[melancholy music]
[Charlies cries softly]
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Oh, Charlie,
you look an absolute mess.
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Ugh, go away, Alastor.
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Now, now, is that any way to act
after picking a fight with all of Heaven and
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and dooming
everyone you love?
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I have enough on my mind
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without hearing your sadistic
idea of a joke, asshole.
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[Alastor] Who's joking?
[Charlie jumps]
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[Charlie] Aaagh!
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You have a captive audience
downstairs waiting to hear
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what kind of inspiring
performance you have planned next.
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Ugh, I can't.
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How can I face them
after failing them all so hard?
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They came here to be saved and
all I gave them was more pain.
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I'm just as bad as
the cruelest Overlord in Hell.
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And maybe worse.
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At least they don't go
around giving false hope.
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Well, I never expected to
see such a miserable display
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of self-loathing from you.
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Oh, fuck you, Alastor.
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All you do is stand there,
smiling while you watch us struggle and fail.
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I don't know how you can enjoy
all this suffering so much.
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[Alastor chuckles]
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Just because you see a smile,
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don't think you know
what's going on underneath.
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A smile is
a valuable tool, my dear.
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It inspires your friends,
keeps your enemies guessing,
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and ensures that no matter what
comes your way, you're the one in control.
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But I'm not.
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I'm the farthest
thing from in control.
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The person I trust most
has been lying to me for years.
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Heaven refuses to listen.
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Even if they did,
I can't prove the hotel works.
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Adam has an invincible
exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep
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and there's nothing I can do
[thuds]
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[shouts] about any of it.
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[sinister music]
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[sing-songy] I know
something you don't know.
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[Charlie] Huh?
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Those big, scary angels are not
quite as indestructible as they seem.
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What are you talking about?
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Just that you and
your little band of misfits
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might stand more of a chance
than you think.
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[desperately]
How? I'll do anything.
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Anything?
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Then... let's make a deal.
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You...
[pensive music]
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You want my soul?
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[sinisterly]
Your soul?
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[brightly]
Heavens, no.
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All I need from you
is one itty bitty favor.
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What's a favor between friends?
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I won't hurt anyone for you.
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Who's asking! One favor,
at a time of my choosing,
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here you harm no one.
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In return,
I tell you what I know.
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Do we have a deal?
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[growling]
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[Charlie] Deal.
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[ominous music]
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[Vaggie] No. No!
[tense music]
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[door slams open]
[Vaggie strains]
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[Alastor] Right on cue!
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[Vaggie] What did
you do? Let her go!
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- Vaggie, Stop!
- What?
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[spear clinks on the ground]
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No, Charlie,
please tell me you didn't...
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[oppressive music]
I made a deal with Alastor.
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[pleads]
Charlie.
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[Alastor]
Oh, calm down.
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She still owns her soul.
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He gave me info that can save
the hotel, but we're going to need help.
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The angels can be defeated,
and Carmilla is the key.
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What? Carmilla Carmine?
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She killed an exorcist
in the last extermination.
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She knows how
they can be harmed.
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But...
[tense edgy music]
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I... I didn't even
know that was possible.
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[Charlie] If you did,
would you have told me?
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Charlie, I...
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I need you to go to her,
convince her to teach us.
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[gentle music] If
she can, we might have a chance.
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With just the seven of us?
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No, we're...
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ugh, we're going to
need numbers too.
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And I know just who can help.
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As long as Charlie can be her
normal, charming self.
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What's that you said
about smiles?
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[Alastor] Good girl.
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[quietly] Charlie,
can we talk about this...
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[Charlie]
We can talk later. Right now,
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we have a job to do.
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- You with us?
- [Vaggie sighs]
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Ugh.
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[grim music]
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[Angel] So, uh,
Alastor and Charlie just left
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like they were runnin' away
from their responsibilities.
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Should
we be alarmed?
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[Vaggie] No.
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We have a plan,
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but it includes defending
ourselves against the angels.
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Uh!
Are you fucking high?
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- They can be killed...
- [Egg Boi Frank] Yeah.
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That knife lady,
Camaro Carfight, killed one!
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[Vaggie] Wait.
You knew about this?
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Oh, yeah.
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I told Boss about it months ago.
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He what?
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[Sir Pentious] What? They say
insane shit all the time.
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How was I supposed to know
this one was true?
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Bank accounts are a scam created
by the shadow government.
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- See!
- [Vaggie sighs]
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What's important now is
that we're gonna have a fight on our hands.
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Look, this hotel's about to become
the most dangerous place in Hell, and we...
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I... can't
guarantee your safety anymore.
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[foreboding music] I still
believe in Charlie's dream.
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I know this place can work...
but none of you signed up for this.
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I'm going to go
learn how we can fight back.
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But when I come home...
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Well I'll understand.
if none of you are here.
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[Angel sighs heavily]
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[Sir Pentious]
Well, this is awkward.
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[Niffty] 'Kay!
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[Charlie]
Three years.
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Three years I've been
sharing my life with her.
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And I tell her everything.
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My hopes, my dreams,
my insecurities, my embarrassing habits.
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What fucking deodorant I like.
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And she keeps
something like this from me.
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Why would she lie for so long?
Does she think I wouldn't accept her?
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What about me, ME, says un
understanding...
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misunderstanding?
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Disunder... Wait, w-where are we?
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[Alistor]
Cannibal Town!
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There's a friend of mine
I think you should meet.
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In Cannibal Town? But it's...
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It's... surprisingly nice here.
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Isn't it, though?
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And it's all thanks
to a very special someone.
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[Rosie] Well, who hasn't
thought about eating their first husband?
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I certainly would have
if he didn't taste so bad!
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Haha!
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I tell you what.
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You bring old, tall,
dark and armless to me,
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and I'll straighten them right out,
okay sweetie? Now here's my card and...
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[gleefully] Oh
my stars. Do my eyes deceive me?
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Alastor? Alastor!
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Where have you been?
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These halls really lost some of
their sparkle without your lively presence and...
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Oh. Who's this
you brought with you?
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Come now, Alastor,
She's much too young for you.
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Oh, I'm just kidding.
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- I know you're an ace in the hole.
- [Alastor] A what now?
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[Rosie] But where
are your manners Mister?
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[light music]
Introduce us, why don't you?
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[Alastor]
Ah, yes, Charlie. This is Rosie.
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The most darling, delightful,
and dangerous Overlord
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this side of the pentagram.
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Oh, always such a charmer.
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And, Rosie,
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It's my pleasure to introduce
you to Princess Charlie Morningstar,
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daughter of Lucifer
and heir to the throne of Hell.
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How do you do?
[laughs awkwardly]
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Well, well,
isn't this a regal surprise?
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Come in, come in.
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Can I offer
you something to eat?
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I'm sure I have a leg
around here or something.
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Oh, what am I thinking?
Small thing, like you.
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You're probably
watching your figure.
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How about some nice
pinky fingers instead? Oh.
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Ummmm, no, no. Thank you,
though. [laughs awkwardly]
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Oh, look at you, so polite!
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Alastor, you could
learn a thing or two.
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Well, sit down. Sit down.
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Tell Auntie Rosie
what she can do for you.
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You know, Alastor,
I got a primo connect on a guy
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with about eight blocks of
territory and not enough goons to run it.
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Prime pickings for a deal
to be made, my friend.
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I appreciate the offer,
but we're here on business of another kind.
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Well, don't keep me in suspense.
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I'm a very busy woman.
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[Charlie] Well, as you know,
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[frantically] the extermination
is coming early.
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It'll be here in a month.
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And they're coming for
my hotel and my friends first.
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- and I, I, I, I, I, I...
- [Alastor] We need your help.
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Well, your cannibals' help
at least, to fend off the attack.
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Wow! When you ask a favor,
you don't start small, do you, Your Highness?
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Oh, now, don't fret.
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I didn't say I wouldn't help,
but I assume there's
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more to this plan than
a bunch of unarmed cannibals.
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Oh, your people will be far from
helpless when we're done with them.
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And by the end,
they will be able to eat
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[menacingly]
their fill!
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[light music] Well,
in that case, sure. Why not?
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- Really?
- What can I say?
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I like your moxie, girl.
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And old Alastor has
never done me wrong before.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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- [struggles]
- [banging]
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[shouts]
Carmine!
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Carmine, we need to speak.
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I know what you did
on extermination day.
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We can talk about it inside,
or I can yell about it out here.
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[door clanks open]
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Fuckin' right you open
that door. [door slams shut]
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- [eerie music]
- [Vaggie] Hello?
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[Carmilla's voice echoes]
You have 2 minutes
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to convince me
not to silence you for good.
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[dramatic music]
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Miss Carmine, I'm here on
appointment from the princess
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to enlist your aid in the defense
of Hell from the angelic extermination.
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We know an angel fell at your
hands and we need to know how.
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- [Carmilla] No!
- What do you mean, no?
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- The princess of Hell...
- [Carmilla] Means nothing to me.
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You have to do better than that.
90 seconds.
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[Vaggie] With your knowledge,
we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while...
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[Carmilla] Clearly I am
not the helpless one here.
242
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80 seconds.
243
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,992
[tense music]
Well, then why?
244
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,327
Why wouldn't you use
what you know to fight?
245
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:23,165
To avoid the very problem you and
your little friends are facing right now.
246
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:28,003
I will not invite destruction
into my house, on my people.
247
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[Vaggie]
You think we asked for this?
248
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,216
All Charlie has ever done is try to
make things better to help her people who,
249
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,801
news flash,
include your people too.
250
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,180
And how exactly has that
worked out for her?
251
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,348
[music crescendos]
45 seconds.
252
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,976
We didn't pick the fight,
but it's here now.
253
00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,894
And they aren't
going to stop with us.
254
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,813
You didn't see
the look on their leader's face.
255
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,773
With us out of the way,
256
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,877
it's only a matter of time
before they come for the rest of you.
257
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,298
They won't stop
until all of Hell is wiped out,
258
00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,697
so you can help us
make a stand here together,
259
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,281
or you can stand alone tomorrow.
260
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,284
And what do you think
your chances will be then?
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[Carmilla] You're out of time.
262
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,850
[grunts]
[blade sings]
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00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:04,830
[rousing fight music]
264
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,604
Angels attack quickly,
viciously, and without mercy.
265
00:11:07,605 --> 00:11:10,159
You'll need to defend
better than that. [sombre music]
266
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,714
[Rosie through megaphone]
Cannibals and Cannibettes,
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00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,131
assemble in the square.
268
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,718
Now, darling,
you know I would do anything,
269
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,887
anything for my clients,
270
00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:21,055
but I can't exactly command
271
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,892
all of Cannibal Town to
follow someone else into battle.
272
00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:24,975
Now, don't get me wrong,
273
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,852
they love carnage and bloodshed,
274
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,731
but to get this group into line,
you got to win 'em over.
275
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,065
[through megaphone]
Settle in!
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Settle in! Important meeting.
- [crowd murmurs]
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00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,446
- [Charlie] But how do I...
- With sparkle! Razzmatazz
278
00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:39,950
[light music] and that oh
so appealing moxie of yours.
279
00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,742
Shouldn't be a problem.
280
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,079
It's not like you've ever failed
to inspire before.
281
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,538
[Charlie groans]
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00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,997
Now, fair warning.
283
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,208
This group sticks together.
284
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,089
So in order to convince any of
them, you'll need to convince all of them.
285
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,755
And there's one in particular...
286
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,758
[Alastor] Uuuugh, Susan.
- [Rosie] Susan,
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00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,009
who's a bit of an... uh...
288
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,011
- [Alastor] Ornery old bitch?
- [Rosie] That!
289
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:05,100
She's tough, but win
her over and the rest will be easy as pie.
290
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,101
- Ready?
- I guess.
291
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:14,102
Everyone we have a very special,
very royal guest this evening!
292
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,071
Please put
your bloody hands together for
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00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,364
Princess Charlie!
294
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,285
[shouting from crowd]
Booooo! Bring Rosie back!
295
00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:24,118
Susan?
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00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,369
[both] Susan.
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00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,684
[P.A system feeds
back] [crowd mumble]
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00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:29,999
[laughs nervously]
Sorry. Uh, okay,
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00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,064
- uh, my name's Charlie, and...
- [Susan heckles] Booooo!
300
00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:34,129
- Well, I run this hotel with my part...
- Get off the stage
301
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,839
- you blue blood bitch!
- ...well someone and...
302
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,214
- Booo!
- Wait, let me start over.
303
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,341
We don't give a shit about some
hotel.
304
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,011
Angels are coming to kill us all
and we need help defending our realm.
305
00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,262
leave before I eat those big
ass eyes of yours.
306
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:43,784
So... we, uh... we need
your help...
307
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,306
[Susan still heckling]
Boo! Get off.
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00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,433
[Charlie] With your assistance,
we can make a stand for...
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00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,352
[Susan] Where's the showmanship?
- [Charlie sings] I... I have a dream...
310
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,480
- Where's all the finesse? Fuckin mediocre!
- [Charlie] and I...
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00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,356
[Charlie screams]
Fuck You! You old bitch!
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00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,774
[cannibal crowd gasp]
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00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,192
[Rosie] Okay!
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we'll be back after
a brief intermission.
315
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,323
[dramatic fight music]
316
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,971
[Vaggie strains]
317
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:06,046
[spear slashes]
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00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:08,121
[Vaggie] Fuck!
Ow!
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00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,957
[thuds]
Aaagh!
320
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,334
Come on,
what is this?
321
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,504
You want me to teach
you how to beat angels?
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00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,880
That's what I'm doing.
323
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,592
By beating the shit out of me?
I'm not used to fighting with long hair.
324
00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:24,262
[Carmilla] By showing
you the flaws in your own fighting style.
325
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,430
Yours and all your sisters'.
326
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,892
Wait...
you know I'm an exorcist?
327
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,020
- How?
- You have a giant X over your eye
328
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,959
and wield an angelic spear.
329
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,898
It's not rocket science.
330
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:40,445
Before you found out about me,
did you know angels could be harmed?
331
00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,531
No.
[dramatic music]
332
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,157
That shows in how you fight.
333
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,702
You leave yourself
open with every swing.
334
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,538
You fight like
someone unafraid of harm,
335
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,374
and this is what
you'll take advantage of.
336
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:59,047
Angels wield no shields,
little armor and fight with reckless abandon.
337
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,259
- Strike them here, here, and here.
- Argh.
338
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,968
With what?
339
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,469
Some secret weapon of yours?
340
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,638
Stupid girl,
are you really so dense
341
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,392
you don't realize
you're holding the answer?
342
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:13,060
Angelic weapons?
It's that simple?
343
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,437
[huffs] How has no
one else figured this out?
344
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,939
Angelic steel isn't common,
345
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,735
and those who have it aren't exactly
rushing off to test it against exorcists.
346
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:24,531
[Carmilla] When my daughters and
I were cornered in that last extermination
347
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,867
I tried to buy time for
my girls to flee, and well...
348
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:33,123
you don't become an angelic
arms dealer without arming yourself first.
349
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,915
[grunts]
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00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,126
[Spanish guitar plays]
351
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,044
[Latino style upbeat music]
352
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,423
♪ I see you're driven
by your detestation
353
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,385
♪ Your every step is
stoked with animus ♪
354
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,598
♪ You need a different
type of motivation ♪
355
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,101
♪ Or there's no way
that you can handle this ♪
356
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,687
♪ I know you're thirstin' for
vengeance Vaggie ♪
357
00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:58,022
♪ You're out for blood ♪
358
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,650
♪ But you'll only stand a chance
if you're out for love ♪
359
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,006
♪ Out for love ♪
360
00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:05,362
♪ Love ♪
361
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,156
♪ Think of who you care about ♪
362
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,950
♪ Protect them and be out ♪
363
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,848
♪ For love ♪
364
00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:12,745
♪ Love ♪
365
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,081
♪ You're gonna fight
without gloves long as ♪
366
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,583
♪ You're out for love ♪
367
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,628
♪ Fuel yourself
with the fear of losin' ♪
368
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,632
♪ That somebody who's
your reason to live ♪
369
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:28,470
♪ Harness your heart and you
can't help choosin' ♪
370
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:32,097
♪ To fight with
all you can give ♪
371
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225
♪ I know you're thirstin'
for vengeance Vaggie ♪
372
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,143
♪ You're out for blood ♪
373
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:39,772
♪ But you'll only stand a chance
if you're out for love ♪
374
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,400
[music changes key and soars]
♪ Out for love, love ♪
375
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:47,322
♪ Think of who you care about
protect 'em and be out ♪
376
00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:49,574
♪ For love ♪
377
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,825
♪ Love ♪
378
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,163
♪ You're gonna fight without gloves
and when that push comes to shove yeah ♪
379
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:57,165
♪ You just might rise above
long as you're ♪
380
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,667
♪ Out for love ♪
[song ends]
381
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,380
[Carmilla] Well, look at that.
You might just survive this.
382
00:16:03,381 --> 00:16:05,464
We're going to
need more weapons.
383
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,593
[Rosie] Alright, what has
you so out of sorts, darlin'?
384
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,096
You clearly got more on
your mind than angels.
385
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,389
[Charlie sighs]
[despondent mood music]
386
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,682
What do you do
when someone you love
387
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,475
lies to you about who they are?
388
00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:18,018
Romance? My specialty.
389
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,521
C'mon, dearie, details, details!
390
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:25,026
My girlfriend is an exorcist
angel... and she never told me.
391
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,402
Oh, shit.
392
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,611
Quite a secret.
393
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,968
How does that make you feel?
394
00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:32,252
[whimpers]
Just... angry...
395
00:16:32,253 --> 00:16:34,536
because we share everything!
396
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,663
Because she always supported me,
and my ideas,
397
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,376
and now I don't know whether
or not that was just more of the lies...
398
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:42,627
[gasps]
399
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,797
Oh, no, that's a horrible
thing to think! Do I think that?
400
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:48,425
Yes!
N... No?
401
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:49,508
Kinda?
402
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,718
[sighs and sobs]
403
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,595
[Rosie] You said
you love this girl?
404
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,472
[melancholy music]
Yes... Or, well, I...
405
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,099
- Yes.
- [Rosie] Aw.
406
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,602
Have you ever once doubted
that she loves you in return?
407
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,105
Well, then what's the problem?
408
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:07,068
She took part in the very thing
we've been working so hard to end.
409
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,069
Well...
410
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,240
Isn't that silly hotel
of yours all about redemption?
411
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,741
...Yes?
412
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,744
Perhaps this girl was
trying to redeem herself too?
413
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,581
She knows better than
anyone that I believe in second chances.
414
00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:21,415
Why not tell me?
415
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,002
It can be difficult to admit
to things you're not proud of,
416
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,297
especially if those things hurt
the ones you love.
417
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257
She fucked up, sure.
418
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,758
She's flawed,
419
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,720
but hey, who down here isn't?
420
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,682
If there's anything
I've learned, it's that words
421
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,518
are cheap, but actions,
422
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,770
they speak the truth.
423
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,148
So, what have her actions said?
424
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,776
That she believes in me
and what we're doing.
425
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:52,614
Right now she's off learning how
to protect everything we've worked for...
426
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,657
and I can't even
pitch my hotel right.
427
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,119
Well, how do
you normally explain your hotel?
428
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,622
By singing...
but that never works.
429
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,917
It will work here.
Trust me.
430
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:07,212
[crowd chatter indistinctly]
431
00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:11,673
[soft music]
432
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,843
♪ Have you ever
wanted something that ♪
433
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,806
♪ Was so clear in your mind
that you could taste it ♪
434
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,265
[Susan] You
mean like human flesh?
435
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,642
Eugh, sort of.
436
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:25,230
♪ It's a feeling like a rumbling
in your gut that you could finally ♪
437
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:28,315
♪ Be faced with
a billion needy faces ♪
438
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:32,153
♪ I guess what I mean to say is
for the first time in my life ♪
439
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,823
♪ I might have to be ready
for this ♪ [music builds]
440
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,326
♪ Ready to be the one
who's leading from the front ♪
441
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,496
♪ Gotta come into my own
gotta come into my throne ♪
442
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,437
♪ Gotta take charge
and defend my only home ♪
443
00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:48,304
♪ And although
I kinda feel unsteady ♪
444
00:18:48,305 --> 00:18:51,172
♪ Now I need to
be ready for this ♪
445
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,216
[upbeat music]
446
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:59,347
♪ Have you ever felt like you're
willing to die to save the people of your city ♪
447
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,558
[Susan] By die to do
you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?
448
00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:03,308
That's a start!
449
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,998
♪ Cause right
now we need a leader ♪
450
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:06,687
♪ And it seems to me that ♪
451
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,607
♪ Destiny has picked me to
be that if you'll permit me ♪
452
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,859
♪ So who's with me? ♪
453
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,486
♪ Wouldn't it be super
to see more of Hell ♪
454
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,780
♪ Join up now
if you like travel ♪
455
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,866
♪ Come on boys
hop in the saddle ♪
456
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,036
♪ Lotta sights to see
en route to my hotel ♪
457
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:25,205
♪ Not to
mention the camaraderie ♪
458
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,710
♪ Yes siree you'll
form life-changing friendships ♪
459
00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,627
♪ With the folks along the way ♪
460
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,881
[Alastor] ♪ And feast on
all the angels you can eat ♪
461
00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:35,215
♪ Okay ♪
462
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,593
[cannibal crowd exclaim] Free food! I'm in!
463
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,429
[cannibal crowd sing]
♪ It's time now to act ♪
464
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,804
♪ They're on the attack ♪
465
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,681
♪ When they move to strike ♪
466
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,433
♪ We will fight biting back ♪
467
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,853
♪ We'll follow
your lead we're eager to feed ♪
468
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,336
♪ We'll sharpen our teeth
for the heavenly feast ♪
469
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:54,819
♪ From this moment on
you can count on us ♪
470
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:59,239
♪ To be resolute and ravenous ♪
471
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,242
♪ Our appetites are whet
and we're set to seize the day ♪
472
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,245
♪ So I say oh hey come join
the flesh buffet ♪
473
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,290
[Charlie] ♪ Well,
that's a little violent ♪
474
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,416
♪ Can we tone it down ♪
475
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,752
[Rosie] ♪ Oh don't be
put off by their snarlin' ♪
476
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,878
♪ That's enthusiasm darlin' ♪
477
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,382
[Charlie] ♪ Eh, they just seem
a little murdery right now ♪
478
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,926
♪ Don't worry, honey that's
their thing keep singing ♪
479
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,471
[singing together]
♪ We're super duper grateful ♪
480
00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:23,597
♪ To have you folks aboard ♪
481
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,642
[cannibal crowd] ♪ We can't
wait to taste an angel's wings ♪
482
00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:27,393
♪ Oh, lord... ♪
483
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,522
♪ For the first time in my life
maybe I can be ready for this ♪
484
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,316
♪ I can be the marshal
leading the parade ♪
485
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,862
♪ I can come into my own
and I think I've always known ♪
486
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:40,572
♪ My destiny could
never be postponed ♪
487
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,786
♪ When Adam brings the battle
here I must appear like I'm ready for this ♪
488
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,913
[Rosie]
♪ They're dancing along ♪
489
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,539
♪ They're singing her song ♪
490
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,751
♪ Surprised, why, I knew
she could do it all along ♪
491
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,504
[singing together]
♪ She's bound to pass the test ♪
492
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,338
♪ As princess of Hell ♪
493
00:20:56,339 --> 00:21:00,384
♪ Like her daddy
she is madly power-fell ♪
494
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,971
♪ She's filled with potential
that I could guide ♪
495
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,429
[Rosie]
♪ I concur ♪
496
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,889
[together] ♪ Stick with her ♪
497
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,891
♪ You'll be on
the winning side ♪
498
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,934
[epic music]
499
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,478
[all singing] ♪ For
the first time in our lives ♪
500
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,854
♪ We know
that we ready for this ♪
501
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,514
[Rosie] ♪ We'll show heaven
a fight they won't forget ♪
502
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,317
[all]
♪ It's time to take a stand ♪
503
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,653
- [Charlie] ♪ It's time to lend a hand ♪
- [crowd] ♪ Huzzah ♪
504
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,863
♪ Against the angels
and their deadly threat ♪
505
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,073
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♪ We cannot take it anymore ♪
506
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,577
♪ The time has come to go to war
prepare to fight we're ready ♪
507
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:32,624
[music crescendos]
♪ For This ♪
508
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,503
[softly] ♪ I really
hope that I'm ready for this ♪
509
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:36,713
[song ends]
510
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:41,342
[pensive music]
511
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,593
[Vaggie] Looks
like you had a busy day.
512
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,847
- [Charlie] You too.
- [Vaggie] Charlie, I...
513
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,723
Hold that thought.
514
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,934
Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir
from Cannibal Town.
515
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,351
[Vaggie gasps]
516
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,438
[gentle moody
music] Oh, Charlie.
517
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,418
The wings are new.
518
00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:56,732
They look nice.
519
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,588
Come on, let's go home.
520
00:21:58,589 --> 00:22:00,444
[construction noise]
521
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,903
[Sir Pentious]
Come along,
522
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,743
let's put some effort
into these fortifications.
523
00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:05,583
- [hammering]
- [Angel] Yeah, fortify that...
524
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,618
Well, look
who decided to show up.
525
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,580
We thought we were
fightin' by ourselves.
526
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:14,041
You're... you're still here?
527
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,879
What? Do you think
we were a bunch of pusssssies?
528
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,777
I just got used to you guys.
[scoffs]
529
00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:23,050
I ain't finding no
new drinking buddies.
530
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,553
I've named all the stains
on the carpet. [giggles]
531
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,888
That one's Fred.
532
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:31,017
Well, looks like
we have a lot of work to do.
533
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,690
[end credit music]