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[opening credit music]
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[gentle music]
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[Vaggie yawns]
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Oh. Charlie?
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Don't understand why it's not
working. Think Charlie, think.
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Think, think, think,
think, think, think.
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[mutters]
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{\an8}...Trust falls, every single
morning, we could do...[gasps]
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{\an8}[Angel] Yikes.
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{\an8}- [Vaggie] Charlie?...Sweetie,
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!
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{\an8}You, uh. You good?
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Nope, no! Not really! Haha!
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I've been up all night trying to
figure out why the hotel isn't working.
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We've done trust falls. We've
tried sharing our feelings.
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We only have a couple months
left before the angels come.
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[Manic laughter]
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- And at this rate...
- [Vaggie] Maybe it's time...
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- No.
- to ask...
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Don't say it.
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your dad.
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[Charlie groans]
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{\an8}Charlie, I know you don't want to,
but we need every advantage we can get.
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{\an8}He let the extermination
happen to begin with.
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{\an8}They just had a meeting and
said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"
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[gasps]
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{\an8}Wait. That's it.
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{\an8}- [Vaggie] Kill everyone?
- No.
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He could get me a meeting
with Heaven.
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Didn't we already try that?
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Well, yeah, with Adam,
he was an asshole.
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But he isn't in charge
of all of Heaven.
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We could go to the top!
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There's sure to be
some angels who will listen.
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[Husk] What's the holdup?
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You got daddy issues?
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No, we just have
never been close.
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After he and Mom split, he never
really wanted to see me.
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He calls... sometimes, but only if he's
bored or like, needs me to do something.
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Daddy issues.
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Well, I'd like to meet
the big dick in charge.
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The ultimate bad boy.
[giggles like a gremlin]
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I bet he's scary.
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[Lucifer] That's it.
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[suspenseful music]
Almost there!
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Now presenting...
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the magic-tastical
backflipping rubber duck!
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Ha ha!
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That spits fire!
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[laughs]
[jovial music]
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Hold the applause!
Please, okay.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh God, who am I kidding, this sucks!
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[duck squeaks]
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[phone rings]
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Daughter? Daughter calling,
daughter, daughter calling! Oh! Um-Uh.
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Hello, Charlie.
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H-Hey, heyyy,
CharChar...
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No! No, that's not good.
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Oh, this is the first time
she's called you in years.
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This has to be perfect.
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Hey, bitch!
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey! How are you?
[chuckles]
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Wh-wh-where are you these days?
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You know where I am, Dad.
I've told you before.
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You have?
Oh yeah, uh?
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Well, you know I um, uh...
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I told you when you
called me five months ago.
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Or did you not listen?
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No, no, no, no. Just, you know,
just forgot, I've just been really busy!
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Ya know with um...
important things.
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Well, I'm actually running a
hotel to rehabilitate sinners.
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Maybe you saw our commercial.
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Oh... sadly I missed it.
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Heheh, you know I haven't been
watching much TV lately.
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Scrambles the brain.
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[laughs]
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But, hey, a hotel! Fun!
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[sighs] Listen, Dad,
I've got... kind of a big ask.
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[coughs]
Yeah, of course.
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Anything in my power
is yours for the asking.
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You just name it.
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I need to speak to Heaven.
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Well, whoever's in charge up
there, above Adam, above anybody.
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I need to go to the top.
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Oh no!
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Nooooo,
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[Lucifer] no, no,
no, no, Charlie
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no, no, no, that's, uh...
No.
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[frustrated] Look, Dad.
I don't ask you for much.
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I never have, but this,
this is really important to me.
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It's the most important thing
I've ever done.
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And... I need you.
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[Charlie] I need your help.
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[stammers]
I don't know, Charlie.
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Please, just come
see what I'm trying to do.
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You'll see why it's
a really good idea.
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And Heaven is bound to agree
if I get the chance to talk to them.
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Please, Dad.
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Wait. You're inviting me over?
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Absolutely!
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Hoh! I'll be there in an hour!
[phone beeps]
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[singing] My daughter wants to
see me! Take that depression!
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Well, we have an hour
until he gets here.
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[Vaggie] Okay, people, Lucifer
is on his way.
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So we are going to
get this place presentable,
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and we are all going to make
an amazing impression!
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Vamonos!
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[light music]
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[breathes deeply]
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[Charlie]
Okay everyone,
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it's showtime!
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- [Lucifer] Chaaaarlie!!
- Hey, Da-
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Oh, it's so good
to see you. Haha!
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It's good to see you, too, Dad.
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[gasps]
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[clears throat]
Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel!
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Oh, hewwo, Keekee!
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Razzle, Dazzle!
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Oh, look how much
you haven't grown!
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Still fun sized.
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You taking care of
my little girl?
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[ominously] You better be...
[laugh]
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Wow, this place sure looks,
uh...
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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It's got a lot of character.
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Oh, what in the
unholy Hell is that?!
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[Alastor] Just some of the
renovations we had done.
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Adds a bit of color,
don't you think?
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[Lucifer]
And you are?
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Alastor!
Pleasure to be meeting you, sir.
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Quite a pleasure!
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It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.
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You are much shorter
in real life.
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Who is this? Who's this now?
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Are you the bellhop?
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Haha! No!
I am the host of the hotel.
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You might have heard
of me from my radio broadcast.
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Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why
Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha.
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Ha ha ha! It was
actually my idea.
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Ha ha ha! Well, it's
not very clever!
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Ha ha, fuck you.
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Okay! Okay. Anyway.
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Dad, look at this lovely parlor,
where people can get to know each other
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and share secrets and stories
and intimate feelings!
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Without Alastor,
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we wouldn't have been
able to pretty it up this much!
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[Alastor] Charlie
has a very unique vision.
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I am happy to fulfill her
bizarre requests.
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Oh, thank you, Alastor.
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[Lucifer growls]
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Quite an impressive young lady.
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We're all very proud of her.
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[Lucifer clears throat]
Charlie, dear,
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why don't you introduce me
to your other friends?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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This is Vaggie.
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She's my girlfriend!
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Oh ho my golly! You like girls?
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So do I, we have so
much in common!
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Put er' there, Maggie!
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She's so pretty.
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[Vaggie]
Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!
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And this is Sir Pentious and
Angel Dust, our guests!
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Your Majesty!
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[Sleazily]
Heya, short king.
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Husk is our bartender, and
Niffty is our housekeeper!
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello.
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I clean. Hehehehe.
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[crash]
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[coughs]
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Ha ha ha, alright then.
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[Upbeat music]
Ha ha.
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♪ Looks like you could use some
help from the big boss of Hell himself ♪
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♪ Check out Daddy's
glowing reviews on Yelp ♪
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♪ 'Five Stars' 'Flawless!'
'Greater than great!' ♪
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♪ Oh, with a punch
of a pentagram ♪
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♪ I wap bap boom alakazam ♪
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♪ Usually, I charge a
sacrificial lamb ♪
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♪ But you get the
family rate! ♪
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♪ Thanks, Dad ♪
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♪ Who needs a busboy
now that you've got the chef ♪
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♪ Woh-oh-oh! ♪
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♪ Michelin tasting menu
free a la carte ♪
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♪ I'll rig the game for you
because I'm the ref ♪
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♪ Champagne fountains,
caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪
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♪ Who's been here
since day one? ♪
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♪ Who's been faithful
as a nun? ♪
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♪ Makes you chuckle
with an old-timey pun ♪
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♪ Your executive producer ♪
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♪ That's true! ♪
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♪ I'm your guy, your
day-to-day ♪
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♪ Your chum, your steadfast
hotelier ♪
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♪ Remember when I fixed
that clog today? ♪
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♪ I was stuck, thank
you, sir! ♪
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♪ Oh you! ♪
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♪ I'm truly honored that
we've built such a bond ♪
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♪ Aawww ♪
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♪ You're like the child
that I wish that I had ♪
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Uh, what?
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♪ I care for you just
like a daughter I spawned ♪
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Hold on now!
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♪ It's a little funny,
you could almost call me ♪
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♪ Dad ♪
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[Lucifer plays violin]
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[Alastor plays piano]
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[Lucifer plays accordion]
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♪ They say when you're
looking for assistance ♪
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♪ It's smart to pick
the path of least resistance ♪
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♪ Others say that in
your needy hour ♪
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♪ There's no substitute
for pure angelic power! ♪
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♪ Who just happens to
also be your blood ♪
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♪ Sadly there are times
a birth parent is a dud ♪
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♪ They say the family
you choose is better ♪
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♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪
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♪ Can you butt out
of my song? ♪
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- ♪ Your song? I started this ♪
- ♪ I'm singing it, I'll finish it! ♪
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♪ Oh you tacky piece of... ♪
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♪ It's me! Yes, it's me!! ♪
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♪ I know you were all
waiting for me ♪
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♪ I'm here ♪
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♪ What a gas ♪
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♪ Took a while but I'm
present at last! ♪
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♪ It's me ♪
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♪ Mimzzzyyyyyyy ♪
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[Lucifer] Who?
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Didn't you just hear me?
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Why is everybody gawkin'?
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Is it, cuz I'm adorable?
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Mimzy!
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Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face!
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So good to see you.
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How you been?
Good? Good.
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[squeeze]
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Listen, I was in
the neighborhood.
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I heard you were staying
at this ritzy slob factory,
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and I figured
I'd stop by, say hi!
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For old times sake.
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Of course, sweetheart!
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Everyone is welcome here.
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[Charlie] Oh, how nice!
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So you two know each other?
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Oh, yeah. We go way back,
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ran in the same circles
when we were alive.
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You know, this one used to
frequent the club where I used to perform.
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He's the only one I knew
who could pound whiskey like a sailor
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then keep up with me
on the dance floor.
248
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,329
Oh, quite a talent, this gal.
249
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:23,707
Ho, ho, you should have
seen her in her heyday.
250
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,001
Hey, watch it tall,
dark and creepy.
251
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,003
I'm still in my prime!
252
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,922
Oh, oh my stars!
253
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,008
[gasps]
Is that Lucifer?
254
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,259
Move it!
255
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,721
Pleased to meetcha,
Your Highness.
256
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:42,684
Alastor, you gotta warn a girl
when she's in mixed company.
257
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,686
Charmed, I'm sure.
258
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:48,440
As much as I'd love to catch up,
Charlie and I have a tour to continue.
259
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,984
I'm sure Charlie can handle
showing me around.
260
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,861
[Alastor] Nonsense!
261
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:56,031
We started the hotel together,
and we'll show it off together.
262
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,449
Right, Charlie?
263
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,117
Oh, right.
264
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,370
Why don't you let the
others help you settle in,
265
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,246
and I'll be back before
you know it.
266
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:07,459
So, where can a girl
get a drink around here?
267
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,752
[grunts]
268
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,004
My, my, is that Husker?
269
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,715
Alastor still has you
slinging hooch for him, I see.
270
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,842
[chuckles]
Classic!
271
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,344
How ya been, fur-ball?
272
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,013
Good until five minutes ago.
273
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,891
Oh, don't tell me
you're not happy to see me.
274
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,768
You might hurt my feelins.
[giggles]
275
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187
Hey Niffty,
whatcha' been up to, girlie?
276
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,730
Fighting bugs.
277
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,024
[scuttling] And uh,
how's that going for you?
278
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,401
They're winning.
279
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,236
But not for long.
280
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,948
Uh-huh... Thanks, pussy cat!
281
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,241
[Husk]
Oh, fuck you.
282
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,244
So uh, you and Alastor
are like what?
283
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,412
Friends?
284
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,288
Well, that's your
word, not mine,
285
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,082
but I think it fits.
286
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,501
Why so surprised?
287
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,461
Well, just didn't know
he had any of those.
288
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,256
He's been here a while and
is still a big, creepy mystery.
289
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,091
What's his deal?
290
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,343
Well, you probably
heard the stories.
291
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,804
[Mimzy] He appeared
in Hell suddenly,
292
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,932
making a splash quicker
than anyone had ever seen.
293
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,769
At first, people wanted
to dismiss him,
294
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,939
but soon overlords
started goin' missing,
295
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,233
and not small ones neither.
[evil laughing]
296
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,111
We're talking heavy hitters.
297
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,947
No one knew what
happened to 'em
298
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:23,785
until these strange radio
broadcasts started going out.
299
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,956
[ominous music]
All you could hear was screams.
300
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,459
Every time an overlord
went missing,
301
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:34,129
there'd be a new voice
screaming in the broadcast.
302
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,467
That's when Alastor revealed
himself as the Radio Demon,
303
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,387
and anyone that would mess
with him... [laughs]
304
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,473
Well, let's just say
305
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,436
his broadcasts never
lacked new voices.
306
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,023
That's the story
most people know,
307
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,859
but underneath it all...
308
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,195
He's a total sweetie.
309
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,946
Put on some jazz and
pour a couple fingers of rye,
310
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,156
and he becomes a kitten!
311
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,159
Stop with the looks.
312
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,369
He hasn't done any
of that in a while.
313
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,914
Can I get another one of these?
314
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,249
Oh, what the fuck!
315
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,920
So, once we have the proof
that redemption is possible,
316
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,341
this whole hotel will be full of
demons wanting to check out into Heaven.
317
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,218
We just need
a little more time to prove it.
318
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,428
The sharing circles haven't been
working as fast as I hoped,
319
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,514
[Husk] Ey, Boss? Can
I have a word.
320
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,515
[Charlie] but I'm thinking
that with a little bit more rethinking
321
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,224
we can really get it going.
322
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,309
What is it?
323
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,977
You and I both know Mimzy only
shows up when she needs somethin'.
324
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,396
That bitch is trouble,
and who knows what kinda demon
325
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,357
she fucked with to
come running to you this time?
326
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,194
It's nothing I can't handle.
Don't worry Husker.
327
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,197
Who in their right
mind would cross me?
328
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:46,535
I mean... you've been gone
a while and it's not like anybody knows why.
329
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,078
They don't need to know.
330
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,039
And don't you worry
your fuzzy head about it.
331
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:55,043
[growls] You may own my soul,
but I ain't your fucking pet!
332
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,963
Hmhm! But you are! Haha!
333
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,966
Big talk for someone
who's also on a leash.
334
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,261
[Alastor]
Aha, what did you say?
335
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:08,014
[chain clanks]
Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um--
336
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,266
[chokes]
337
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,560
[Alastor]
If you ever say that again,
338
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,145
[intense music]
I will tear your soul apart
339
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,231
and broadcast your screams
340
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,567
for every other disrespectful
wretch
341
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,027
who dares to question me.
342
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,320
- Understood.
- Lovely.
343
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,907
[chuckles]
Good talk, my good man!
344
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,577
Always nice to catch up.
345
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,120
[Vaggie] And we've
almost been able to find
346
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,413
all of Angel's drug stashes...
347
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,623
Almost.
348
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,627
So once that's out of the way it
should be much smoother sailing.
349
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,589
Well, that certainly is,
uh... is-is something.
350
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,091
So... What do you think?
351
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,968
- About what?
- The hotel.
352
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,597
Oh yes, it does... it does look
much better now, doesn't it?
353
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,265
[chuckles]
354
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,017
Ya know, but I'm thinking this
railing needs work,
355
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,061
one good push and you'd just
go right over the edge.
356
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,980
Whoopie, bye-bye.
[laugh]
357
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,941
What? No, no, the plan, Dad!
358
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,319
What do you think about
using the hotel to help sinners?
359
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,236
Ahh.
360
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,323
Alright,
I mean, look...
361
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,366
I love that you want
to see the best in people,
362
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,162
but these sinners... You know,
they're just the worst.
363
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,624
I, I don't know how much you can
realistically expect from them in Heaven.
364
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:21,171
Hohooo boy, Heaven is not
exactly as carefree as you might think.
365
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,298
Yeah, they have rules.
366
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,674
Lots of rules.
367
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,968
And they aren't very open
minded as you'd hope.
368
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,722
These are our people Dad,
I... I have to try.
369
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:34,309
Our "people", Charlie,
are awful!
370
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,479
They got gifted free will
and look what they did with it!
371
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,605
Everything's terrible!
372
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,649
[wheeze]
373
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,318
I just don't want you to put
yourself on the line for people like--
374
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,070
[loud thud]
Geez! What now?!
375
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,988
[Lucifer]
Well, like that!
376
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:51,034
[Loan Shark] Mimzy, we know
you're in there you lousy bitch!
377
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,160
Oh, shit.
378
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,329
- [Vaggie] Que carajo?!
- [Charlie] What's going on?
379
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,333
I maaaaaaay be in
trouble with some loan shark's
380
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,336
I may or may not have
borrowed fifty grand from-- eep!
381
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,129
[Loan Shark] You
better come out.
382
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,714
And I may have also
stolen a car...
383
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,468
and crashed it... into
the loan shark's girlfriend.
384
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,011
But that bitch had it coming!
385
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,597
- [Vaggie screams]
- [Niffty] My windows!
386
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,517
[Sit Pentious] Ah! We're under
seige! Ah! Take cover!
387
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,018
[dramatic music] [Vaggie]
Look out! What the fuck?!
388
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,645
[panicked shouting]
389
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,439
Ya see, this is exaaactly what
I'm talking about Charlie.
390
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024
You build something nice,
391
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,151
you invite people in and
offer them everything
392
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,155
and they just bring violence
and chaos to your doorstep.
393
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,574
It doesn't matter how
well intentioned you are,
394
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,535
they're always going
to disappoint you.
395
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,954
[Sir Pentious] Niffty, come
along! [rubble crashes]
396
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,164
[Vaggie]
All of you, get a safe distance.
397
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,541
I'll take care of this.
398
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710
[Alastor]
No, my dear, leave it to me.
399
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:46,715
It's time I remind everyone
why I am here.
400
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,801
[Mimzy] Oh, finally.
Took ya long enough!
401
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,554
[Alastor]
A reminder to all,
402
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:57,058
not to mess with
the Radio Demon.
403
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,518
[evil laugh]
404
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,145
[Loan Shark screams]
405
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,814
[Mimzy] Yeah!
406
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,735
[intense music] I will devour
each and every one of you!
407
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:11,114
[Lucifer] Mhm, ya see?
What I tell ya?
408
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,283
Charlie, sinners are violent
psychopaths,
409
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:17,120
hell bent on causing as much
pain and destruction as they can.
410
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,122
There's really no
point in trying.
411
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,459
Dad, stop! He's defending
this hotel.
412
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,544
[Charlie] It may be a bit
more sadistic than I'd hoped.
413
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,755
But he's doing it for me!
414
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,799
How come he can have faith in
me, but my own father can't?
415
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,177
[Angel]
Ooh, drama.
416
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:37,140
[Alastor] Oh, I missed
getting to let off steam.
417
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,769
Oh, Alastor! What
a fantastic show.
418
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,146
Bravo, as always.
419
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,150
Thanks for helpin' lil' old me outta
a tough spot, you're always such a pal.
420
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,151
[crash]
421
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,402
Oops.
422
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,572
Heheheh, sorry about the mess,
423
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,784
but I'm sure the lil' bug
can take care of it for ya.
424
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,162
I think you should go Mimzy.
Now.
425
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,623
Oh pff, Alastor,
you're such a kidder you!
426
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,291
Haha, you are so funny...
427
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626
I mean it.
428
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,127
You deliberately brought
danger to this place
429
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,796
just to have me clean
up your mess.
430
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,839
I can't have that here.
431
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,801
But you love takin' care a' me!
What?
432
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,805
You don't actually give a shit
about this tacky place, do ya?
433
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,681
Come on.
I know you.
434
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,434
You heartless son of a bitch.
435
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,563
You are welcome if you actually
want to give redemption a shot.
436
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,234
But I think we both know
that's not really your style.
437
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,902
So you need to leave.
438
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,322
[splutters] Fine! Who needs ya?
439
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,826
Have fun with ya lil'
princess and ya lil' hotel.
440
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,619
See if I care.
441
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,579
[Angel/Husk] [eating popcorn]
442
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,498
[Angel]
This is really getting good.
443
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,377
[Charlie]
Dad... just... help me.
444
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,838
I...I can't.
445
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,589
Why can't you?
446
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,258
Charlie!
[gasps]
447
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,425
You don't understand,
448
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,761
Heaven never listens.
449
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,180
They didn't listen to me,
450
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,223
they won't listen to you.
451
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,183
You don't know that!
452
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,685
I do!
453
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:10,567
[soft ballad]
♪ You didn't know that when ♪
454
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,653
♪ I tried this all before ♪
455
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,241
♪ My dreams were too
hard to defend ♪
456
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,620
♪ And in the end ♪
457
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,541
♪ I won't lose it all again ♪
458
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:34,340
♪ Now you're the only thing
worth fighting for ♪
459
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:41,890
♪ More than anything ♪
460
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:48,438
♪ I'll shelter and adore you
more than anything ♪
461
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,941
Dad, I don't need you
to protect me from this
462
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,570
I just don't want you to be
crushed by them like...
463
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,237
Like I was
464
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,363
Dad
465
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,823
♪ When I was young ♪
466
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,659
♪ I didn't really
know you at all ♪
467
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,246
♪ I always felt so small ♪
468
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,584
♪ But I heard your stories
and I was enthralled ♪
469
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:16,799
♪ The tales about your
lofty dreams ♪
470
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,261
♪ I listened breathlessly ♪
471
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,224
♪ Imagining it could be me ♪
472
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,312
♪ So in the end ♪
473
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:33,232
♪ Its the view I had of you ♪
474
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:40,657
♪ That show me dreams
can be worth fighting for ♪
475
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:48,331
♪ More than anything ♪
476
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,334
♪ I need to save my people ♪
477
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:55,797
♪ More than anything ♪
478
00:20:56,005 --> 00:21:00,051
♪ I've been dying
to find out who you are ♪
479
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,471
♪ I've been waiting
wanting the same thing ♪
480
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:07,392
♪ Looks like the apple
doesn't fall far ♪
481
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,810
♪ Took you a while ♪
482
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770
♪ I've missed that smile ♪
483
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,481
[Charlie and Lucifer together]
♪ All that I'm hopin' ♪
484
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:17,068
♪ Now that my eyes are open ♪
485
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,613
♪ Is that we can start again ♪
486
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,409
♪ Not be pulled apart again ♪
487
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,829
♪ Cause in the end ♪
488
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,957
♪ You are part of who I am ♪
489
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:36,421
[Lucifer] ♪ I'll support your
dream, whatever lies in store ♪
490
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,339
[Charlie]
♪ And who could ask for more? ♪
491
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:46,014
♪ More than anything ♪
492
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,850
- ♪ I'm grateful you're my father ♪
- ♪ I'm grateful you're my daughter ♪
493
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:57,775
♪ More than anything ♪
494
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,027
[song ends]
495
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,363
[Sir Pentious]
Aww, that was sweet.
496
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,408
Okay, I can get you the meeting,
but once you're in Heaven,
497
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,995
I won't be able to go with you.
498
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,455
Will you be okay?
499
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,581
[Charlie] I'll be fine.
500
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:15,543
That's my girl.
[sighs]
501
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,379
Good luck kiddo.
502
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,842
This next part is
going to be scary.
503
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,927
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
504
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,512
'Cause you'll be with me.
505
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,514
In spirit, right?
506
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,807
In Heaven.
507
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,602
Yay!
508
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,065
[end credit music]