1 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:15,558 [opening credit music] 2 00:00:31,407 --> 00:00:32,700 [gentle music] 3 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,577 [Vaggie yawns] 4 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:36,454 Oh. Charlie? 5 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:37,788 Don't understand why it's not working. Think Charlie, think. 6 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,415 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 7 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:41,083 [mutters] 8 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,085 {\an8}...Trust falls, every single morning, we could do...[gasps] 9 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,754 {\an8}[Angel] Yikes. 10 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,797 {\an8}- [Vaggie] Charlie?...Sweetie, - C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie! 11 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,424 {\an8}You, uh. You good? 12 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,509 Nope, no! Not really! Haha! 13 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,637 I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. 14 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,223 We've done trust falls. We've tried sharing our feelings. 15 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,476 We only have a couple months left before the angels come. 16 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,144 [Manic laughter] 17 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,729 - And at this rate... - [Vaggie] Maybe it's time... 18 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,189 - No. - to ask... 19 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,440 Don't say it. 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,566 your dad. 21 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,777 [Charlie groans] 22 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,237 {\an8}Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get. 23 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,865 {\an8}He let the extermination happen to begin with. 24 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:16,285 {\an8}They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!" 25 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,286 [gasps] 26 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,622 {\an8}Wait. That's it. 27 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:21,332 {\an8}- [Vaggie] Kill everyone? - No. 28 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:24,293 He could get me a meeting with Heaven. 29 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,212 Didn't we already try that? 30 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:29,590 Well, yeah, with Adam, he was an asshole. 31 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,550 But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. 32 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,427 We could go to the top! 33 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,513 There's sure to be some angels who will listen. 34 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:37,807 [Husk] What's the holdup? 35 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,266 You got daddy issues? 36 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,519 No, we just have never been close. 37 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,397 After he and Mom split, he never really wanted to see me. 38 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:50,361 He calls... sometimes, but only if he's bored or like, needs me to do something. 39 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:51,821 Daddy issues. 40 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,739 Well, I'd like to meet the big dick in charge. 41 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:57,701 The ultimate bad boy. [giggles like a gremlin] 42 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,829 I bet he's scary. 43 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,289 [Lucifer] That's it. 44 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,208 [suspenseful music] Almost there! 45 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,169 Now presenting... 46 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:10,381 the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! 47 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:11,465 Ha ha! 48 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,926 That spits fire! 49 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,178 [laughs] [jovial music] 50 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,347 Hold the applause! Please, okay. 51 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:22,184 Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh God, who am I kidding, this sucks! 52 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,644 [duck squeaks] 53 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,814 [phone rings] 54 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,693 Daughter? Daughter calling, daughter, daughter calling! Oh! Um-Uh. 55 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:31,777 Hello, Charlie. 56 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,863 H-Hey, heyyy, CharChar... 57 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,198 No! No, that's not good. 58 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,450 Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. 59 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,369 This has to be perfect. 60 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,371 Hey, bitch! 61 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,706 Hi, Dad. 62 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,875 Hey! How are you? [chuckles] 63 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,752 Wh-wh-where are you these days? 64 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,922 You know where I am, Dad. I've told you before. 65 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,675 You have? Oh yeah, uh? 66 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,511 Well, you know I um, uh... 67 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,638 I told you when you called me five months ago. 68 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,849 Or did you not listen? 69 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,226 No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot, I've just been really busy! 70 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:07,771 Ya know with um... important things. 71 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,442 Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. 72 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:12,735 Maybe you saw our commercial. 73 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:16,238 Oh... sadly I missed it. 74 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,990 Heheh, you know I haven't been watching much TV lately. 75 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,366 Scrambles the brain. 76 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,409 [laughs] 77 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,953 But, hey, a hotel! Fun! 78 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,957 [sighs] Listen, Dad, I've got... kind of a big ask. 79 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,460 [coughs] Yeah, of course. 80 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,420 Anything in my power is yours for the asking. 81 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,504 You just name it. 82 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,757 I need to speak to Heaven. 83 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,967 Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. 84 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,969 I need to go to the top. 85 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,721 Oh no! 86 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,265 Nooooo, 87 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,391 [Lucifer] no, no, no, no, Charlie 88 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,436 no, no, no, that's, uh... No. 89 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,772 [frustrated] Look, Dad. I don't ask you for much. 90 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:53,901 I never have, but this, this is really important to me. 91 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,445 It's the most important thing I've ever done. 92 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,365 And... I need you. 93 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:00,574 [Charlie] I need your help. 94 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,826 [stammers] I don't know, Charlie. 95 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:06,705 Please, just come see what I'm trying to do. 96 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,832 You'll see why it's a really good idea. 97 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,627 And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. 98 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,796 Please, Dad. 99 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:18,634 Wait. You're inviting me over? 100 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,511 Absolutely! 101 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,013 Hoh! I'll be there in an hour! [phone beeps] 102 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:27,768 [singing] My daughter wants to see me! Take that depression! 103 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,437 Well, we have an hour until he gets here. 104 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,731 [Vaggie] Okay, people, Lucifer is on his way. 105 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,650 So we are going to get this place presentable, 106 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,569 and we are all going to make an amazing impression! 107 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,946 Vamonos! 108 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,616 [light music] 109 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,454 [breathes deeply] 110 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,664 [Charlie] Okay everyone, 111 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,082 it's showtime! 112 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,626 - [Lucifer] Chaaaarlie!! - Hey, Da- 113 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,921 Oh, it's so good to see you. Haha! 114 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,258 It's good to see you, too, Dad. 115 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,343 [gasps] 116 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:05,681 [clears throat] Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel! 117 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,643 Oh, hewwo, Keekee! 118 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,853 Razzle, Dazzle! 119 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,814 Oh, look how much you haven't grown! 120 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,482 Still fun sized. 121 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,360 You taking care of my little girl? 122 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,904 [ominously] You better be... [laugh] 123 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,991 Wow, this place sure looks, uh... 124 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:28,704 Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. 125 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,706 It's got a lot of character. 126 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,625 Oh, what in the unholy Hell is that?! 127 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,420 [Alastor] Just some of the renovations we had done. 128 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,589 Adds a bit of color, don't you think? 129 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:39,798 [Lucifer] And you are? 130 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,718 Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. 131 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,094 Quite a pleasure! 132 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,764 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 133 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,767 You are much shorter in real life. 134 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:50,726 Who is this? Who's this now? 135 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,977 Are you the bellhop? 136 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:55,314 Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel. 137 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,442 You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast. 138 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:03,113 Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha. 139 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,783 Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea. 140 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,451 Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever! 141 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,453 Ha ha, fuck you. 142 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,039 Okay! Okay. Anyway. 143 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:16,919 Dad, look at this lovely parlor, where people can get to know each other 144 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,880 and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! 145 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,424 Without Alastor, 146 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,094 we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much! 147 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:28,347 [Alastor] Charlie has a very unique vision. 148 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,934 I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests. 149 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,103 Oh, thank you, Alastor. 150 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,187 [Lucifer growls] 151 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:38,148 Quite an impressive young lady. 152 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,485 We're all very proud of her. 153 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,946 [Lucifer clears throat] Charlie, dear, 154 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:47,032 why don't you introduce me to your other friends? 155 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,617 Oh, yes, of course. 156 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,119 This is Vaggie. 157 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,620 She's my girlfriend! 158 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,789 Oh ho my golly! You like girls? 159 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:56,583 So do I, we have so much in common! 160 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,127 Put er' there, Maggie! 161 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,796 She's so pretty. 162 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,506 [Vaggie] Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir! 163 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:05,217 And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests! 164 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,802 Your Majesty! 165 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,971 [Sleazily] Heya, short king. 166 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,849 Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper! 167 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:12,808 Nice to meet you. 168 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:13,851 Hello. 169 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,687 I clean. Hehehehe. 170 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,813 [crash] 171 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,482 [coughs] 172 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,152 Ha ha ha, alright then. 173 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,822 [Upbeat music] Ha ha. 174 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,866 ♪ Looks like you could use some help from the big boss of Hell himself ♪ 175 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:31,034 ♪ Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp ♪ 176 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,078 ♪ 'Five Stars' 'Flawless!' 'Greater than great!' ♪ 177 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,164 ♪ Oh, with a punch of a pentagram ♪ 178 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,249 ♪ I wap bap boom alakazam ♪ 179 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,209 ♪ Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb ♪ 180 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,252 ♪ But you get the family rate! ♪ 181 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,212 ♪ Thanks, Dad ♪ 182 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,006 ♪ Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef ♪ 183 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:45,841 ♪ Woh-oh-oh! ♪ 184 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,886 ♪ Michelin tasting menu free a la carte ♪ 185 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:52,890 ♪ I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref ♪ 186 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:57,519 ♪ Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪ 187 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,062 ♪ Who's been here since day one? ♪ 188 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,106 ♪ Who's been faithful as a nun? ♪ 189 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,192 ♪ Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun ♪ 190 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,193 ♪ Your executive producer ♪ 191 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,861 ♪ That's true! ♪ 192 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,196 ♪ I'm your guy, your day-to-day ♪ 193 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,281 ♪ Your chum, your steadfast hotelier ♪ 194 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,949 ♪ Remember when I fixed that clog today? ♪ 195 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,284 ♪ I was stuck, thank you, sir! ♪ 196 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,203 ♪ Oh you! ♪ 197 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,288 ♪ I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond ♪ 198 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,165 ♪ Aawww ♪ 199 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,292 ♪ You're like the child that I wish that I had ♪ 200 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,252 Uh, what? 201 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,546 ♪ I care for you just like a daughter I spawned ♪ 202 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,298 Hold on now! 203 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,216 ♪ It's a little funny, you could almost call me ♪ 204 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,926 ♪ Dad ♪ 205 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:32,971 [Lucifer plays violin] 206 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,141 [Alastor plays piano] 207 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:40,145 [Lucifer plays accordion] 208 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,690 ♪ They say when you're looking for assistance ♪ 209 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:48,153 ♪ It's smart to pick the path of least resistance ♪ 210 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:51,573 ♪ Others say that in your needy hour ♪ 211 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:55,744 ♪ There's no substitute for pure angelic power! ♪ 212 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,789 ♪ Who just happens to also be your blood ♪ 213 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,626 ♪ Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud ♪ 214 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,962 ♪ They say the family you choose is better ♪ 215 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,630 ♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪ 216 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,258 ♪ Can you butt out of my song? ♪ 217 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,592 - ♪ Your song? I started this ♪ - ♪ I'm singing it, I'll finish it! ♪ 218 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,760 ♪ Oh you tacky piece of... ♪ 219 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,262 ♪ It's me! Yes, it's me!! ♪ 220 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:16,098 ♪ I know you were all waiting for me ♪ 221 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,599 ♪ I'm here ♪ 222 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,184 ♪ What a gas ♪ 223 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,853 ♪ Took a while but I'm present at last! ♪ 224 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,815 ♪ It's me ♪ 225 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:30,737 ♪ Mimzzzyyyyyyy ♪ 226 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,156 [Lucifer] Who? 227 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,992 Didn't you just hear me? 228 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,035 Why is everybody gawkin'? 229 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,329 Is it, cuz I'm adorable? 230 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,123 Mimzy! 231 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,792 Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face! 232 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,252 So good to see you. 233 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,754 How you been? Good? Good. 234 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,298 [squeeze] 235 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,633 Listen, I was in the neighborhood. 236 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:55,304 I heard you were staying at this ritzy slob factory, 237 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:58,140 and I figured I'd stop by, say hi! 238 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,891 For old times sake. 239 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,893 Of course, sweetheart! 240 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,687 Everyone is welcome here. 241 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,147 [Charlie] Oh, how nice! 242 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,273 So you two know each other? 243 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,858 Oh, yeah. We go way back, 244 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,193 ran in the same circles when we were alive. 245 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,322 You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform. 246 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,991 He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor 247 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:18,160 then keep up with me on the dance floor. 248 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,329 Oh, quite a talent, this gal. 249 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:23,707 Ho, ho, you should have seen her in her heyday. 250 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,001 Hey, watch it tall, dark and creepy. 251 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,003 I'm still in my prime! 252 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,922 Oh, oh my stars! 253 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,008 [gasps] Is that Lucifer? 254 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,259 Move it! 255 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,721 Pleased to meetcha, Your Highness. 256 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:42,684 Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company. 257 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,686 Charmed, I'm sure. 258 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:48,440 As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue. 259 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,984 I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around. 260 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,861 [Alastor] Nonsense! 261 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:56,031 We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together. 262 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,449 Right, Charlie? 263 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,117 Oh, right. 264 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,370 Why don't you let the others help you settle in, 265 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,246 and I'll be back before you know it. 266 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:07,459 So, where can a girl get a drink around here? 267 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,752 [grunts] 268 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,004 My, my, is that Husker? 269 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,715 Alastor still has you slinging hooch for him, I see. 270 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,842 [chuckles] Classic! 271 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,344 How ya been, fur-ball? 272 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,013 Good until five minutes ago. 273 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,891 Oh, don't tell me you're not happy to see me. 274 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,768 You might hurt my feelins. [giggles] 275 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187 Hey Niffty, whatcha' been up to, girlie? 276 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,730 Fighting bugs. 277 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,024 [scuttling] And uh, how's that going for you? 278 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,401 They're winning. 279 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,236 But not for long. 280 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,948 Uh-huh... Thanks, pussy cat! 281 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,241 [Husk] Oh, fuck you. 282 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,244 So uh, you and Alastor are like what? 283 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,412 Friends? 284 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,288 Well, that's your word, not mine, 285 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,082 but I think it fits. 286 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,501 Why so surprised? 287 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,461 Well, just didn't know he had any of those. 288 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,256 He's been here a while and is still a big, creepy mystery. 289 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,091 What's his deal? 290 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,343 Well, you probably heard the stories. 291 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,804 [Mimzy] He appeared in Hell suddenly, 292 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,932 making a splash quicker than anyone had ever seen. 293 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,769 At first, people wanted to dismiss him, 294 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,939 but soon overlords started goin' missing, 295 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,233 and not small ones neither. [evil laughing] 296 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,111 We're talking heavy hitters. 297 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,947 No one knew what happened to 'em 298 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:23,785 until these strange radio broadcasts started going out. 299 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,956 [ominous music] All you could hear was screams. 300 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,459 Every time an overlord went missing, 301 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:34,129 there'd be a new voice screaming in the broadcast. 302 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,467 That's when Alastor revealed himself as the Radio Demon, 303 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,387 and anyone that would mess with him... [laughs] 304 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,473 Well, let's just say 305 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,436 his broadcasts never lacked new voices. 306 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,023 That's the story most people know, 307 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,859 but underneath it all... 308 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,195 He's a total sweetie. 309 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,946 Put on some jazz and pour a couple fingers of rye, 310 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,156 and he becomes a kitten! 311 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,159 Stop with the looks. 312 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,369 He hasn't done any of that in a while. 313 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,914 Can I get another one of these? 314 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,249 Oh, what the fuck! 315 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,920 So, once we have the proof that redemption is possible, 316 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,341 this whole hotel will be full of demons wanting to check out into Heaven. 317 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,218 We just need a little more time to prove it. 318 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,428 The sharing circles haven't been working as fast as I hoped, 319 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,514 [Husk] Ey, Boss? Can I have a word. 320 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,515 [Charlie] but I'm thinking that with a little bit more rethinking 321 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,224 we can really get it going. 322 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,309 What is it? 323 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,977 You and I both know Mimzy only shows up when she needs somethin'. 324 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,396 That bitch is trouble, and who knows what kinda demon 325 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,357 she fucked with to come running to you this time? 326 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,194 It's nothing I can't handle. Don't worry Husker. 327 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,197 Who in their right mind would cross me? 328 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:46,535 I mean... you've been gone a while and it's not like anybody knows why. 329 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,078 They don't need to know. 330 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,039 And don't you worry your fuzzy head about it. 331 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:55,043 [growls] You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet! 332 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,963 Hmhm! But you are! Haha! 333 00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,966 Big talk for someone who's also on a leash. 334 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,261 [Alastor] Aha, what did you say? 335 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:08,014 [chain clanks] Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um-- 336 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,266 [chokes] 337 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,560 [Alastor] If you ever say that again, 338 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,145 [intense music] I will tear your soul apart 339 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,231 and broadcast your screams 340 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,567 for every other disrespectful wretch 341 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,027 who dares to question me. 342 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,320 - Understood. - Lovely. 343 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,907 [chuckles] Good talk, my good man! 344 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,577 Always nice to catch up. 345 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,120 [Vaggie] And we've almost been able to find 346 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,413 all of Angel's drug stashes... 347 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,623 Almost. 348 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,627 So once that's out of the way it should be much smoother sailing. 349 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,589 Well, that certainly is, uh... is-is something. 350 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,091 So... What do you think? 351 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,968 - About what? - The hotel. 352 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,597 Oh yes, it does... it does look much better now, doesn't it? 353 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,265 [chuckles] 354 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,017 Ya know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work, 355 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,061 one good push and you'd just go right over the edge. 356 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,980 Whoopie, bye-bye. [laugh] 357 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,941 What? No, no, the plan, Dad! 358 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,319 What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners? 359 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,236 Ahh. 360 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,323 Alright, I mean, look... 361 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,366 I love that you want to see the best in people, 362 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,162 but these sinners... You know, they're just the worst. 363 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,624 I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them in Heaven. 364 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:21,171 Hohooo boy, Heaven is not exactly as carefree as you might think. 365 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,298 Yeah, they have rules. 366 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,674 Lots of rules. 367 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,968 And they aren't very open minded as you'd hope. 368 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,722 These are our people Dad, I... I have to try. 369 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:34,309 Our "people", Charlie, are awful! 370 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,479 They got gifted free will and look what they did with it! 371 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,605 Everything's terrible! 372 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,649 [wheeze] 373 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,318 I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like-- 374 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,070 [loud thud] Geez! What now?! 375 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,988 [Lucifer] Well, like that! 376 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:51,034 [Loan Shark] Mimzy, we know you're in there you lousy bitch! 377 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,160 Oh, shit. 378 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,329 - [Vaggie] Que carajo?! - [Charlie] What's going on? 379 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,333 I maaaaaaay be in trouble with some loan shark's 380 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,336 I may or may not have borrowed fifty grand from-- eep! 381 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,129 [Loan Shark] You better come out. 382 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,714 And I may have also stolen a car... 383 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,468 and crashed it... into the loan shark's girlfriend. 384 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,011 But that bitch had it coming! 385 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,597 - [Vaggie screams] - [Niffty] My windows! 386 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,517 [Sit Pentious] Ah! We're under seige! Ah! Take cover! 387 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,018 [dramatic music] [Vaggie] Look out! What the fuck?! 388 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,645 [panicked shouting] 389 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,439 Ya see, this is exaaactly what I'm talking about Charlie. 390 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024 You build something nice, 391 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,151 you invite people in and offer them everything 392 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,155 and they just bring violence and chaos to your doorstep. 393 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,574 It doesn't matter how well intentioned you are, 394 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,535 they're always going to disappoint you. 395 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,954 [Sir Pentious] Niffty, come along! [rubble crashes] 396 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,164 [Vaggie] All of you, get a safe distance. 397 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,541 I'll take care of this. 398 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710 [Alastor] No, my dear, leave it to me. 399 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:46,715 It's time I remind everyone why I am here. 400 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,801 [Mimzy] Oh, finally. Took ya long enough! 401 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,554 [Alastor] A reminder to all, 402 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:57,058 not to mess with the Radio Demon. 403 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,518 [evil laugh] 404 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,145 [Loan Shark screams] 405 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,814 [Mimzy] Yeah! 406 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,735 [intense music] I will devour each and every one of you! 407 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:11,114 [Lucifer] Mhm, ya see? What I tell ya? 408 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,283 Charlie, sinners are violent psychopaths, 409 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:17,120 hell bent on causing as much pain and destruction as they can. 410 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,122 There's really no point in trying. 411 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,459 Dad, stop! He's defending this hotel. 412 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,544 [Charlie] It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped. 413 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,755 But he's doing it for me! 414 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,799 How come he can have faith in me, but my own father can't? 415 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,177 [Angel] Ooh, drama. 416 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:37,140 [Alastor] Oh, I missed getting to let off steam. 417 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,769 Oh, Alastor! What a fantastic show. 418 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,146 Bravo, as always. 419 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,150 Thanks for helpin' lil' old me outta a tough spot, you're always such a pal. 420 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,151 [crash] 421 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,402 Oops. 422 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,572 Heheheh, sorry about the mess, 423 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,784 but I'm sure the lil' bug can take care of it for ya. 424 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,162 I think you should go Mimzy. Now. 425 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,623 Oh pff, Alastor, you're such a kidder you! 426 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,291 Haha, you are so funny... 427 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626 I mean it. 428 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,127 You deliberately brought danger to this place 429 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,796 just to have me clean up your mess. 430 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,839 I can't have that here. 431 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,801 But you love takin' care a' me! What? 432 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,805 You don't actually give a shit about this tacky place, do ya? 433 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,681 Come on. I know you. 434 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,434 You heartless son of a bitch. 435 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,563 You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot. 436 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,234 But I think we both know that's not really your style. 437 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,902 So you need to leave. 438 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,322 [splutters] Fine! Who needs ya? 439 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,826 Have fun with ya lil' princess and ya lil' hotel. 440 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,619 See if I care. 441 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,579 [Angel/Husk] [eating popcorn] 442 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,498 [Angel] This is really getting good. 443 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,377 [Charlie] Dad... just... help me. 444 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,838 I...I can't. 445 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,589 Why can't you? 446 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,258 Charlie! [gasps] 447 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,425 You don't understand, 448 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,761 Heaven never listens. 449 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,180 They didn't listen to me, 450 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,223 they won't listen to you. 451 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,183 You don't know that! 452 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,685 I do! 453 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:10,567 [soft ballad] ♪ You didn't know that when ♪ 454 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,653 ♪ I tried this all before ♪ 455 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,241 ♪ My dreams were too hard to defend ♪ 456 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,620 ♪ And in the end ♪ 457 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,541 ♪ I won't lose it all again ♪ 458 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:34,340 ♪ Now you're the only thing worth fighting for ♪ 459 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:41,890 ♪ More than anything ♪ 460 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:48,438 ♪ I'll shelter and adore you more than anything ♪ 461 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,941 Dad, I don't need you to protect me from this 462 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,570 I just don't want you to be crushed by them like... 463 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,237 Like I was 464 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,363 Dad 465 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,823 ♪ When I was young ♪ 466 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,659 ♪ I didn't really know you at all ♪ 467 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,246 ♪ I always felt so small ♪ 468 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,584 ♪ But I heard your stories and I was enthralled ♪ 469 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:16,799 ♪ The tales about your lofty dreams ♪ 470 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,261 ♪ I listened breathlessly ♪ 471 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,224 ♪ Imagining it could be me ♪ 472 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,312 ♪ So in the end ♪ 473 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:33,232 ♪ Its the view I had of you ♪ 474 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:40,657 ♪ That show me dreams can be worth fighting for ♪ 475 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:48,331 ♪ More than anything ♪ 476 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,334 ♪ I need to save my people ♪ 477 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:55,797 ♪ More than anything ♪ 478 00:20:56,005 --> 00:21:00,051 ♪ I've been dying to find out who you are ♪ 479 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,471 ♪ I've been waiting wanting the same thing ♪ 480 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:07,392 ♪ Looks like the apple doesn't fall far ♪ 481 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,810 ♪ Took you a while ♪ 482 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770 ♪ I've missed that smile ♪ 483 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,481 [Charlie and Lucifer together] ♪ All that I'm hopin' ♪ 484 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:17,068 ♪ Now that my eyes are open ♪ 485 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,613 ♪ Is that we can start again ♪ 486 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,409 ♪ Not be pulled apart again ♪ 487 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,829 ♪ Cause in the end ♪ 488 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,957 ♪ You are part of who I am ♪ 489 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:36,421 [Lucifer] ♪ I'll support your dream, whatever lies in store ♪ 490 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,339 [Charlie] ♪ And who could ask for more? ♪ 491 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:46,014 ♪ More than anything ♪ 492 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,850 - ♪ I'm grateful you're my father ♪ - ♪ I'm grateful you're my daughter ♪ 493 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:57,775 ♪ More than anything ♪ 494 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,027 [song ends] 495 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,363 [Sir Pentious] Aww, that was sweet. 496 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,408 Okay, I can get you the meeting, but once you're in Heaven, 497 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,995 I won't be able to go with you. 498 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,455 Will you be okay? 499 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,581 [Charlie] I'll be fine. 500 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:15,543 That's my girl. [sighs] 501 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,379 Good luck kiddo. 502 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,842 This next part is going to be scary. 503 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,927 - You ready? - I'm ready. 504 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,512 'Cause you'll be with me. 505 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,514 In spirit, right? 506 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,807 In Heaven. 507 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,602 Yay! 508 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,065 [end credit music]