[Opening credit music]
[gentle music]
[Charlie] Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates
known as Heaven. [epic music]
It was ruled by beings of pure light.
Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil.
Lucifer was one of these angels.
He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation.
But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven.
For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.
So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways.
From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith.
Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this,
Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will.
She fled the garden.
Drawn in by her fierce independence,
Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.
Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity,
offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.
But this gift came with a curse. [sinister music]
For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth.
With it, a new realm of darkness and sin.
And the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered.
As punishment for their reckless act,
Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created,
never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity,
only the cruel and the wicked.
Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream.
But Lilith thrived, empowering demon-kind with her voice
and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew,
so did its power.
Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision.
That every year, they would send down an army,
an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them.
But Lilith's hope remained.
And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter
the Princess of Hell.
[Charlie] Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.
[Vaggie] Charlie?
Augh! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?
Uh... Yeah, I was right there.
Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens.
[distant gunfire and sirens] This story helps.
[chuckles] I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, just-- thinking ya know, family stuff.
Did you hear from your mom yet?
[sullen music]
Oof. How long has it been now?
Not that long, only... seven... years...
Off doing something important, I'm sure.
But this kingdom was something she really cared about.
Something I care about.
Well, at least you aren't alone.
I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
It will. I have faith in you.
All right. Come on.
Alastor says he has something to show us.
[Bell tolls]
-[Static] -[Alastor] Well, hello there you wayward sinner.
Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature?
Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell!
[upbeat music] But what would you say
there was a place to stay that had none of that?
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel,
a misguided path to redemption!
Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter
Charlotte Morningstar!
Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands
as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!
Here, we offer fun things!
Such as somewhat functional staff!
-And 24 hour Pest Control!
[Alastor] Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!
Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident.
Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel!
Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.
[video ends]
So, what'd ya' think?
I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
Uh, yeah, one note...
Alastor, I mean--
First off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing,
but um... maybe the tone is a bit...
off?
We want people to want to come here,
this makes it look... ummm--
[Vaggie] Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
Funny. I was going for hilarious!
It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save
demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Vaggie is right, Alastor.
The commercial was to let Sinners know we are trying to help them.
Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time,
and everyone remembers me from my radio show!
The proper medium to express oneself!
But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement,
So I had a little fun with it.
Oh, fun. You had a little fun with it?
Well, this is not what we want to represent us.
When you showed up here a week ago, you told us
you would help run this hotel!
Instead, you're mocking us.
Nobody's going to want to come to a place
that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
[sleazy music]
What?
[Angel] If'n ya filmin' a commercial,
can I suggest you take better advantage
of the talented celebrity you have right here?
-Angel, you're a porn star. -A famous porn star.
I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.
We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Why not? Sex sells, don't it?
I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here,
you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.
Haha! Never going to happen!
Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills
to, um, attract folks to the hotel,
but-- I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!
[sleazy music] Oh, please, baby.
This body was made to be exploited.
I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs.
I got the lung capacity-- Oh-oh I got the legs,
-the gag reflex, the holes... -[Charlie laughs uncomfortably]
-the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits -[phone rings]
[Charlie] Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back!
I could keep goin' all night, baby.
-[phone continues ringing fanfare style] -[Charlie sighs deeply]
Hello? Dad?
[inquisitive music] Hey, I have a question.
If freaky face over there is so powerful,
then why can't he just make people stay here?
Oh, trust me, [ominously] I can!
[Husk] Why do you think I'm here?
[jazz music plays] You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles
and listening to you fuck's bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?
-[Niffty] I like being forced. -Keep that to yourself, Niff.
What, you don't love being here with me, Whiskers?
Call me "Whiskers" again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.
[jazz plays] Kinky. C'mon keep talkin' dirty.
Ugh, Angel, let Husk do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here.
They need to choose to.
I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid.
We're in Hell, Toots.
That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Well, maybe it doesn't have to be.
Just because nobody has made it out before
doesn't mean it's not possible.
Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free.
Crack is expensive.
[excitedly] Yeah, I can totally.
Yeah, I'll head over there right away...
Okay. [phone beeps]
Hah! YES! YES!! Hahahaha!! [music soars]
-[Charlie shouting] Vaggie! Holy shit! -Ahh! What?!
[through closed mouth] Get over here!
[sighs]
What's going on?
[Charlie excitedly] My dad just called. He said that the leader
of the Angel Army wants to meet.
-He asked if I could go instead. -[Vaggie] But...
[Charlie breathes deeply]
But-- But the extermination just happened.
-What could they want this soon after-- -[light ballad music starts]
♪ I can do this. Somehow, I know it ♪
♪ I'll get Heaven behind my plan ♪
- [Vaggie] Charlie, hold on. - ♪ There's just no way I could blow it ♪
- ♪ Not this once in a lifetime chance ♪ - [Vaggie] It's just a meeting.
♪ To change their minds And touch their hearts ♪
♪ Or whatever angels have ♪
[Vaggie] This could be bad.
♪ Cheer up, Vaggie ♪
This could be swell ♪
♪ Something tells me that today Will be a happy day ♪
[Charlie] ♪ In Hell ♪
[Vaggie] Okay, but just don't... sing to them.
[Angel] That bitch is halfway down the street.
-Is she-- -Oh, she's dancin'.
Ugh, no. [Upbeat musical style song]
♪ There's a warm fuzzy feeling ♪
♪ That wafts through the air ♪
♪ Every street so revealing It's hard not to stare ♪
♪ It's a realm so appealing It beats anywhere ♪
♪ If you don't mind The smell ♪
♪ It's a happy day in Hell ♪
-Hi mister. -[demon] Go fuck yourself.
[Dead Sinner #1] ♪ There's an endless trash fire ♪
♪ That's burning my soul ♪
[Imp] ♪ Got a ton of barbed wire To shove in his hole ♪
- [Charlie] ♪ Uh, excuse me ♪ ♪ - [Executioner] ♪ Doing what is required ♪
♪ We all have our role ♪
[Dead Sinner #2] ♪ I'm not doing well ♪
[Ensemble] ♪ Another shitty day in Hell ♪
[music soars] ♪ If I can show Them the dream I've dreamed ♪
- ♪ That any soul can change ♪
[Vaggie] ♪ Those angels minds Are hard to change ♪
♪ Then they will know Everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange ♪
♪ They're bloodthirsty and deranged ♪
♪ I can hear all their stories The lost and displaced ♪
♪ And I know that They're more of an acquired taste ♪
♪ But if I open the door And I give them a place ♪
♪ At my Hazbin Hotel ♪ [music soars]
♪ It'll be a happy day in Hell ♪
[jaunty music]
♪ From the porn studio Where the Cinephiles go ♪
♪ To watch award winning Demon bukkake shows ♪
♪ To the cannibal town Where they don't wear a frown 'cause ♪
♪ Holy shit Ew, my gosh, why ♪
♪ And I don't give a crow that His brains got in my eye ♪
♪ Cause know I can spare them From Heaven's genocide ♪
-♪ I can do this ♪ - ♪ There's an endless trash fire ♪
-♪ I just know it ♪ -[Sinner] ♪ That's burning my soul ♪
- ♪ I'll get Heaven behind my plans ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ There's just no way I could blow it ♪
- [Sinner] ♪ I kinda like the barbed wire That's shoved in my hole ♪
♪ Not this once in a lifetime chance ♪
♪ To change their minds ♪
[Trenchcoat Demon] ♪ And touch my parts ♪
Oh... No, thank you. I'm just gonna...
♪ Fulfill my destiny ♪
[Trenchcoat Demon] Your loss bitch!
♪ I can already tell ♪
[music crescendos] ♪ Today is gonna be a Fucking happy day ♪
♪ In Hell ♪
Hello! [echoes]
Hello? [echoes]
Hello? [atmospheric music]
Creepy...
[bell dings]
Oh, Okay. Also creepy.
[door whooshes open]
Uhh, hello?
Is anyone here?
-[Adam] 'Sup. - Holy Shit!
Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you.
-Yeah, I know. -Okay, well, it's nice to meet you.
Totally. Nice to meet you, too.
-[fizzes] -[Charlie] Ohh!
Ha! I fucking got you. Did you fuckin' see that?
-Good shit. -[Charlie] Uh, so wait, you aren't here?
No, you think I'd come down there? [laughs]
No. I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes.
Pretty fuckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong.
But, it's such a bummer, man.
Everything down there's just so "eugh" ya know?
[chuckles] Ew.
Right. So I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet.
There's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about--
Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time. [chilled music]
How about we get to know each other a little, mm?
How about some lunch? You hungry?
I got you!
Here's my personal favourite. You'll love it.
Uh, thanks! [hologram fizzes]
[laughing] I got you again, bitch!
Haha fuckin' hilarious! Haha!
[Vaggie] Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important,
so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial.
One that represents her vision and what we're doing here.
So we need a camera. Alastor? [fingers click]
A video camera.
Hmm?
All right, let's do this!
[camera whirrs into focus]
And...
Action.
[Husk on TV] " Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Can I help you with anything? "
[Angel] " I've been a bad boy.
And I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place ...
On the path to redemption. "
-" Well, you come-- " -[Angel] "Oh yes! "
[boredly] "...To the right place."
Cut. Okay, Angel,
I need you to be less horny, if possible.
And Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?
[angrily] I ain't no act.
I can't memorize this shit.
Well, we could improv this shit. Baby cakes. Rawrrr. [purrs seductively]
[thuds]
-[dryly] Whoops. -[Vaggie] Husk, Come on.
[Adam] So I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason
this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer,
and it's like, do you know who I am?
I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!
All dicks descend from me.
You think you want drummer dick? No way,
I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!
[eats sloppily]
So anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome.
What'd you do this weekend?
Wait, your name is Adam?
Like the first man Adam? That means you--
Ohhh...
[enlightened] That explains so much.
I know. I fucking rock.
Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.
Call me Dickmaster.
[gentle music] Adam, you seem like a smart--
well, stand up guy.
[sucking noises] Uh-huh.
And I know you are the leader of the angels.
And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, a-- a genius!
I mean, your words, babe.
Who would really love to put his name on something.
[rock guitar plays] Fucking love putting my name on shit.
Shit's the best.
It's a solution to our biggest problem!
[music stops abruptly] Oh, herpes.
Yeah, that's a bitch.
No! Our other biggest problem.
Oh, uh... ugly people?... Math?
[ Adam] Global warming? Nah, wait that's Earth's problem.
[Adam] Umm--
[scuttling] [Niffty] Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab.
[Vaggie] Alright Niffty. Niffty? Niffty!
[gentle music] Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms."
-Okay? -Got it. I'm ready.
[camera beeps] Action.
[silence]
[hypnotic tone]
Uhh... Cut. [camera beeps]
[giggles] How was that?
Well Niffty, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again.
-[Niffty] Okay. -[Vaggie] Action.
[hypnotic tone]
[silence]
-You're doing great, Vagina. -Cut!
Alright, um, maybe we can try to fix it in post.
[Angel] Do you even know what that means?
[angrily] I'll figure it out.
-[static on TV] -[Husk on TV] Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
[Vaggie groans]
-[melancholic music] -[Vaggie groans]
[Alastor] Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hm?
Ugh, este pendejo... Why are you even here?
For the entertainment!
I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls
struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly.
Like you are doing now!
Good Job!
And here is Alastor, [camera beeps]
the egocentric piece of shit that--
-[camera sparks] -[Vaggie groans]
I wouldn't try that my dear.
[sinisterly] This face was made for radio!
[tense music] [Vaggie] That's it!
I don't care who or what you are.
If you are staying here, you are going to make this work.
Because it won't be so "entertaining"
to watch over an empty hotel will it, shitass?
Fair enough. I'll tell you what!
-Let's make a deal. -Pft!
Do you think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you.
Not for your soul, just a simple deal.
I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage
with this frivolous television technology ever again.
Or... Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing!
your choice.
[Vaggie sighs] Fine.
[ominous music]
[camera crackles] [haunting music]
Now then.
[grand music swells]
Alright, everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial.
[Adam] --When you take her out for the fifth time
and she still expects you to pay the check, but you're like,
[high pitched voice] "Hey I thought you wanted equality"
[Vaggie frustrated] No! Our shared problem of
overpopulation in Hell.
Ohh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered.
Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?
Got a good 275 this year, sir.
275? Whoa, Badass!
Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.
Uh, no, not awesome.
Those are my people, you know that, right?
Ohhh, yeah...
That must suck for you. Hahahaha.
But these are souls.
Human souls, just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven.
They are not the same.
They had their chance and they earned damnation.
You're wrong.
Sinners made mistakes, sure,
but everyone makes mistakes.
Angels don't make mistakes.
You really think that?
I know that.
Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life
[sinister music] [Lute] The only reason you're still here
is because Daddy gave you and your Hellborn-kind
a pardon from an exorcist blade.
How does that feel? To know how little you matter.
Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it--
Oh! Fuck!--
[upbeat music]
I've got a lot to get through. and not a lot of time.
and I feel like you weren't really hearing me before, so here it goes.[clears throat]
[frantic singing] ♪ I know Hell's population ♪
♪ Is out of control ♪
♪ It's a bad situation ♪
It's taking a toll ♪
♪ If we rehab these sinners ♪
♪ And cleanse all their souls ♪
♪ At my Hazbin Hotel ♪
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination!
♪ I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year ♪
♪ And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here ♪
♪ If they join you in Heaven That trip disappears ♪
♪ you can wave that chore farewell ♪ [deep breath]
♪ It'll be a happy day in-- ♪
[Adam] ♪ Let me stop you right there
♪ Save us all precious time ♪
♪ If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb ♪
♪ Up the ladder oh they'd Rather cross the Pearly Gates ♪
♪ Sorry, sweetie but there's no Defyin' their fates ♪
♪ 'Cause Hell is forever Whether you like it or not ♪
♪ Had their chance to behave Better now they boil in the pot ♪
♪ 'Cause the rules are black & White There's no use in tryin' To fight it ♪
♪ They're burnin' for their Lives Until we kill 'em again ♪
-[Charlie] Okay, but-- - ♪ Let's just try to chillax babe ♪
-♪ You're wasting your breath ♪ -[Charlie nervously] Hehe...
♪ Did I hear you imply ♪
♪ That they don't deserve death ♪
♪ Are they winners, Are they Sinners
'Cause it's cut and dry ♪
Well actually if you take a look--
♪ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye ♪
♪ And when all's said and done There's the question of fun ♪
♪ And for those of us with Divine ordainment ♪
♪ Extermination is Entertainment ♪ [music rocks]
[scats] ♪ Guitar solo, fuck yeah ♪
-[Adam sings guitar solo] -[Charlie] Ugh...
[music breaks down] ♪ Hell is forever ♪
♪ Whether you like it or not ♪
♪ Had their chance to behave better ♪
♪ Now they boil in the pot ♪
♪ 'Cause the rules Are black & white ♪
There's no use in tryin' To fight it ♪
♪ They're burnin' for their Lives ♪
♪ Until we kill 'em again ♪
[music builds] ♪ Fuckin' Hell is forever ♪
♪ And it's meant To suck a lot ♪
♪ So give up Your dumb endeavor ♪
♪ Cause you don't have a shot ♪
♪ Long as I've got your Attention, I guess I should Probably mention ♪
♪ That we've made the Determination ♪
- ♪ To move up the next Extermination ♪ -[Charlie] What!
♪ Can't wait a whole year to Slaughter those little cunts ♪
♪ I know it's just been a week But we'll be back in six months ♪
[rock guitar shreds] Um, wait, didn't you--
[guitar shredding continues] [door closes]
Awh, shit!
[song ends]
[door closes]
[Vaggie] Charlie.
How did it go? Did they listen?
Oh, uh... They sure did... hear it! But, um...
Oh! Come here. We have something exciting to show you!
[soft music]
Alastor pulled some strings, and it's about to air.
I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha! [laughs]
Wait? The commercial?
You all made a new one?
Yeah, one of my better performances, if I do say so myself.
That's... that's amazing.
[Angel] Shush, it's starting!
[Vaggie on TV] Welcome to the Hazbin Hot--
[news theme] [indistinct angry reactions]
[newsreader] Breaking news in Hell today!
We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy
that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before.
-Do you know what that means Tom? -No. what does that mean, Katie?
It means we are all royally fucked.
[ sinners scream and sirens blare]
[Angel] Wait... What? Why?!
[dramatic music]
[Lute] We found the body, sir.
They've never managed to kill one of us before.
We should just go down there now and destroy them.
No, no. We can't risk them catching on.
[sinister music] But don't worry, when we come back,
there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!
[light projector shatters]
[End credit music]