I think the real question is one of identity.
What is the identity of the Democratic Party?
It's not normally something that you get to choose,
but that's exactly what's gonna happen here tomorrow at the Nevada caucus.
A lot at stake there.
Thanks, Carl. Thanks, Bradley.
Hey, Bradley. Great job moderating, by the way.
Thank you.
She did do a great job.
And, Daniel, someone's got a new job, don't they?
That's right, Alison.
He's made us laugh at nighttime on Better Late,
but when UBA+ launches March 13th,
we'll be able to stream him at any time
on a brand-new show called Exact Change with Peter Bullard.
Look, Earl.
I've held this Hannah Shoenfeld story as long as I'm gonna hold it.
I told you, I've got a better story for you.
Two major female celebrities in a secret same-sex relationship.
Those kinds of stories don't have legs like they used to.
I can assure you, this story's gonna be a big win for you.
These are big names.
Since when can't The Vault, America's number one tabloid,
use a story like this?
Times haven't changed that much.
I'm going to need solid proof. Photographic evidence.
We don't have photos.
I am not going to get a story of this magnitude wrong.
I'm not opening myself up to another lawsuit.
Al, you'll be good.
Bottom line, Earl. Can you get me pictures or not?
I can tell you where to find them.
Deal. So, who is it?
What is Exact Change with Peter Bullard?
Well, I'll be honest with you.
I get a little tired of doing these little five-minute interviews with celebrities.
You know, I wanted to talk to people that are making a difference in the world.
Not just, you know, making Transformers 12.
So that's what Exact Change is.
It's long-form interviews one-on-one
with people who are making a positive change.
You know, it's kinda funny to hear you say that
because you're known for your irreverence.
What a disgusting word.
No, sure I'm known as a TV stooge.
But even I can evolve.
You know, with all that's gone on the last couple of years, how could I not?
Wow, wow. Peter Bullard. Evolved.
I-- Yeah. It makes me sick too.
'Cause I remember when you referred to me as "mincing" on your show.
I--
-You know, I don't think I-- -Do you think I'm mincing?
'Cause I don't.
-That's not a word I'd use to describe me. -Daniel, don't.
Well, I don't think I did.
No, you definitely did.
Daniel.
Very funny.
Well, you have some really great guests.
-Who should we be looking for? -Yeah.
Yeah, well, we have Greta Thunberg. She's gonna be on the show.
Hey, welcome back. How was Las Vegas?
Didn't you hear? It was triumphant.
And thanks, of course, to Mr. Curt Savage,
who's done such a great job filling in for Yanko.
Thank you, Curt. Really great job.
-Thank you. Thanks, all. -We appreciate you.
And now that we've all had a moment to breathe,
a proper round of applause for all of our team
that did such great work on the debate and caucus coverage.
Really, everybody.
But especially Miss Bradley Jackson. Give it up, everybody, 'cause...
Thank you.
'Cause she set such a high bar for herself with those last-minute heroics.
She killed it.
So, imagine what she'll be able to do given three weeks to prepare
-to moderate the Phoenix debate. -What?
-Yeah. -Speech!
-Yeah!
-Give it up! -Speech! Speech!
-Speech! Little speech! -No, I'm not giving a speech.
But I have to give credit where credit is due.
Chip, thank you so much for cramming with me.
I could not have done this without you.
You cram with the best of 'em
and you'll be cramming it for a long time to come.
So, little round of applause for Chip.
And I'm just glad to be able to fill in for Alex.
I hope she feels better soon.
Hear! Hear! What's the latest from Camp Levy?
Isabella? Chip?
Yeah. I stopped by her place last night.
She's feeling a little better.
-Chip. Any word on when Alex will be back? -Turn it up.
Catch Audra Khatri's interview with Maggie Brener…
I stopped by her place last night as well. Hard to tell at the moment, but…
…where they discuss her tell-all book The Wrong Side of the Bed,
her exposé on The Morning Show and UBA's history of sexual misconduct…
Ballpark?
-…cover-ups and toxic culture. -She needs her rest, you know.
Soon, I hope.
This Friday, on YDA.
I don't want her to come back before she's ready.
I mean, her health is way more important than this show.
No question. But we did promise the world Alex Levy,
so do you have a sense of when it'll be?
Well, it would strictly be a guess. The back is unpredictable.
We don't need a guess. What does the doctor think?
The doctor thinks that she's lucky she doesn't seem to need surgery.
But we're gonna have to wait and see.
You've done my job, Chip.
Do you think what you said is any help for me
figuring out how to produce this fucking show?
What does Alex say?
Alex says soon.
She's doing her best, but she's in a lot of pain,
so I haven't pressed her on it. She is as upset about this as anyone is.
What's up, Cory?
Well, I just got off the phone with Peter Bullard.
He was not happy with Daniel's line of questioning.
I know. He called me too. I'm dealing with it.
Well, now he called me. So, I have to make sure it's done right.
It's Peter Bullard. It's what he does. He pokes at everything.
I mean, I think Daniel thought he was sparring with him.
But why? Why would he be sparring with him?
He's promoting our streaming service and telling Peter Bullard he's full of shit.
-That's not sparring. -That's not what Daniel said.
That's what Peter heard.
Okay, but Peter Bullard is kinda full of shit right now, isn't he though?
Peter Bullard, he's making us money.
He's allowed to be full of shit.
That's the rule.
And Daniel, he pissed him off. So, how long before Alex is back?
Yeah, we were just about to find that out.
And I was just saying that Alex is as upset about this as anyone.
And I can certainly tell her
that you're pushing for a return date, see how that goes.
Yeah, that's fine.
You can tell her.
She knows we just brought her back. She knows that this makes us look stupid.
We need to find somebody big, somebody stunty
to fill in until Alex gets back.
Somebody even bigger than Alex,
and somebody who you'd never expect to do it forever.
So, let's think now.
Well, I was gonna say Bullard, but that idea is out the window, so…
What about Laura Peterson?
-Yes. Let's do that. -No.
I don't think Alex is gonna be thrilled about that.
I know. But she gets that, as EP, you have to make hard decisions,
and think of it as a motivator, you know. Help speed her recovery.
That's smart.
Okay. Laura's great, but I don't see her doing this.
So I'll put together a list.
Oh, no. Let's call, get an answer now.
She's a friend. It's an easy ask.
Oh, my God. Put it on speaker.
-Hi, Cory. -Laura. So glad I got you.
-I've got a favor to ask. -I'm scared.
No need to be scared.
Would you fill in for Alex until her back heals?
-Yes. Yes. -Come on, Cory.
The hours aren't great. There's nothing I can do about that.
But there's no heavy lifting. You just come in. You be you on TV.
You seem to be enjoying Bradley.
I think you two'd be really good together.
I'll let you hit me.
Hard.
Anywhere but the face.
All other options are on the table.
Who needs money when you get a free kick to the balls?
Priceless.
Please.
Sure. What the hell.
God.
You are seriously the best.
I wish I had more time to promote this. This is actually huge, huge news.
Laura Peterson is coming back to the mornings.
I'm so excited. All right. I'll have Mia reach out. Thank you.
See? Simple.
-Oh, my God. I'm so excited. -Oh, my God.
-Wait. Where you going? -To the studio.
You wanted me to do the show. I'm not gonna half-ass it.
Yes. Absolutely.
We definitely need your whole ass on the show.
Hey. Since we both have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn,
maybe I could just sleep over.
I could just go home and get some things.
I'd be amenable to that.
Great.
Hey.
Look, if you wanna leave some stuff here, I've got plenty of closet space.
There's no reason for you to be running back and forth.
Okay. Yeah. I'll just be back in a couple hours.
Okay.
It doesn't seem like Alex is gonna be back by then,
so it's up to President Carter if he wants to reschedule.
If you can let him know
that Laura Peterson is gonna be filling in for her, I--
Yeah, we love her too. So--
And I will let her know that.
Okay, I'm looking forward to it.
Okay. Bye.
Fuck.
Damn it.
Leave a message after the tone.
Hey, Ken, it's Mia.
So sorry we keep missing each other, but I think you know why I've called.
This excerpt is coming out in a couple days,
and I get that you don't want it leaking, but I need to know what I'm dealing with.
I don't think Maggie hung me out. But you know. Who knows?
Anyway, it's just for me.
So listen, I'm around. Thanks.
-Hey. -Hey.
Hal?
Hal.
-Hal, what are you doing here? -Hey.
-Surprising you. -Yeah, no shit.
You been up here a whole year.
You come home for one night and then fly back out?
Oh, my God. Save the guilt trip for inside, please. Come on.
-It's not a guilt trip. -It is a guilt trip.
You're trying to make me feel bad for having a life.
I missed you. I wanted to see you.
God. Can't your little brother get a hug?
Yes. I missed you too.
How long are you staying?
'Cause I could get you a room of your own.
No. I came to see you.
I'll just-- I'll sleep on the couch.
As long as Mom is not here, I'm happy.
Is everything okay?
Stupid question.
You wanna get something to eat?
Your treat. I mean, unless you have plans tonight.
Nope. No plans.
Why you making me feel guilty? You don't even have a life.
I'm not trying to make you feel guilty.
I'm looking up options of things you might like.
Something I might like?
Look, I mean, come on. There's gotta be a Cracker Barrel,
or a Waffle House within walking distance.
Come on. Look, put that away. Look, we're in New York, all right?
We're gonna get wild, okay?
The sixth restaurant we pass, that's where we're gonna eat. All right?
Okay. Sounds like a plan.
Come on. Let's get crazy.
Or food poisoning.
Senator Sanders is coming off a big weekend
winning the Nevada Democratic caucus decisively
before moving on to a big enthusiastic--
Harvey Weinstein guilty of third degree--
Overseas, the virus continues to spread,
with confirmed coronavirus cases climbing into the hundreds over the--
The Dow dropped more than a thousand points today.
Analysts are calling this the worst day they've seen in years
and are attributing the down--
Start your day with Laura Peterson…
Oh, Chuck.
This is sad. This is really sad.
No, don't move. It is quite the tableau.
I swear the TV was just on before you came in here.
Yeah, you're not buying it. All right, turn the light on.
Good idea.
Well, Laura Peterson on TMS.
Hell has frozen over, but I'm excited.
Will miracles never cease?
Hey, how is Alex?
I mean, you know, her back is giving her some problems,
but it'll be okay.
I know she wasn't doing too well the night before the debate.
I just wanted to make sure she was okay. Maggie was concerned.
Maggie was concerned?
Yeah, she said Alex was in quite a state when she came to her hotel room.
Yes. Well…
she was clearly not at her best that night. You know?
And I think what happened is her doctor gave her these pain pills,
but then she had muscle relaxants too, so that--
Geez. Yeah.
So hopefully Alex didn't say anything too off the wall, you know?
I mean, she couldn't even remember what she said, so.
Did Maggie-- Did she tell you what she said, or…
No, no. No, I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
You know Maggie.
She's not just gonna spread someone's private business around.
She was just worried.
Yeah, of course.
Unless someone paid her a huge advance
to publish someone's private business in hardcover.
Touché. Score one for Chuck.
Well, look, I do really appreciate you checking in.
Honestly, it means a lot. So thanks for that.
But I think she's good.
I gotta make some calls.
Yeah, I was just heading out.
I will see you in…
oh, God, eight hours.
-That's morning TV. -All right.
-Night, Chuck. -Good night.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Alex, are you there?
I mean, I know you're there, but would you please pick up?
I have a feeling you don't check these voice mails,
but I know this thing plays out loud, so… olly olly oxen free.
I don't know.
Listen. I know you can hear me.
I know you're angry. I get it.
And I'm sorry, for what it's worth.
But I--
Can we just talk, please, Alex?
Where are you?
I was watching that.
You're up?
Do you know how many different kinds of knives there are?
Yes, the world is a magical place.
You should get some sleep.
There was nothing in my bag, was there?
Not this time.
Look, I'm sorry. This is just--
I'm tired, and it's a little surreal that you're here shopping for knives
while I go to work at 4:00 in the morning.
I wasn't shopping.
You would have to be on drugs to buy knives that way.
You don't have to worry about me.
I left you a key.
Make sure your phone is charged if you go out.
-Good morning. -Hi, I'm Laura Peterson.
Nice effort, but they know. Your dressing room's this way.
I'd like to say hi to Mia first.
Well then, say hi you shall.
This is such a mind-fuck.
Back doing morning television.
It's like Carrie being asked to speak at the high school reunion.
They're not gonna laugh at you.
Laura. I saw your ranch in Architectural Digest.
Where's my invite?
Good to see you.
-What? -Times have changed.
You spit on these people, Laura.
What are you talking about? I don't spit on anyone.
I'm just musing. That's what I do.
And I act interested. That's what I do.
-Hey, is your girlfriend here yet? -Stop!
Hi. Go ahead. She's just in with Gayle.
-And that's me-- -Hey, guys.
-Hi. Good morning. -Reporting for duty.
There she is. We are so glad to have you.
Time to kiss the ring. You coming?
Yeah. Let's go.
Feels like just yesterday we were kissing Alex's ring.
I did try with her.
I know. I get it.
Don't forget this is your show.
She's just a guest doing us a favor.
I know, Gayle.
Just making sure.
The gang's all here.
The whole mishpachah.
-Laura, thank you so much for joining us. -It's my pleasure.
Have a preference?
What are these?
We're airing a Marx Brothers tribute this week.
Yeah, this year would be Groucho's 130th birthday,
so we thought it would be fun if you guys wore the glasses.
Yeah, I won't be doing that.
Thirty seconds, everyone.
-Okay, people, clear! -We'll get out of your hair.
Well, thanks again.
Yeah, we're gonna catch the start of it from the control room. Knock 'em dead.
-So what are we doing exactly? -Clear!
Just follow my lead. You'll be fine.
-Ten, nine… -Oh, okay.
…eight, seven, six, five, four…
This is exciting.
Good morning. Breaking overnight:
Coronavirus continues its spread across the globe.
Italy is now home to seven confirmed deaths
as the total cases have risen to 283.
-Thirty seconds. -The spike has prompted quarantines
and increased travel restrictions to and from the country.
Hey. Are you okay?
President Trump again suggested coronavirus would go away.
What do you mean? I'm fine.
Okay. I'll head up then.
Stand by for live feed.
It's Tuesday, February 25th, 2020, and this is The Morning Show
with Bradley Jackson and special guest anchor, Laura Peterson.
Thank you for joining us on this Tuesday morning,
and no, your eyes are not deceiving you.
We're joined this morning by the one, the only, Laura Peterson.
-Welcome, Laura. -Thank you.
It's so nice waking up with you.
Well, I did swear I would never set my alarm this early again,
but I'm glad I did.
Well, we're glad too.
Our top stories this morning.
Why don't you go back to your shitty country
and stay the fuck out of ours, dickhead?
Fucking island beaner.
-Stella. -Morning.
I understand you're meeting with Yanko Flores this morning.
In about 15 minutes.
And I trust you will do the right thing,
that you won't let your personal involvement
cloud your judgment?
My personal involvement will have nothing to do with it.
All due respect, Cybil,
these decisions can be made
without you feeling the need to stand over me.
All due respect,
I'm giving you all the respect that's due.
You and Cory were brought in to clean things up
and, God willing, bring some order to this place.
We fired Ray Marcus--
After it became a scandal.
And you hired Alex Levy.
So far we've gotten, what, seven days' work
and a very public vanishing act for our money.
-You should talk to Cory about Alex. -I'm talking to you.
Talent is running roughshod over you.
These aren't earthquakes. They're people.
You can control them, and if you can't, you find people you can.
Now, I made it very clear to Cory
that it was the board's position that Bradley Jackson needed to be fired
during her mystery illness,
but you two just put her on air the next morning.
That is news to me.
Take some responsibility.
Show some character.
Cory's gone to bat for you plenty.
It's why you're here.
So don't act like you two aren't Frick and Frack.
Frick and Frack?
Oh, Christ. You're young.
You're a package deal,
but you can choose where your loyalty is.
Who do you think's gonna be here after the bomb goes off?
I'm a cockroach, Stella.
I will always be here.
February is American Heart Month.
More than 2,000 people in the US die every day as the result of heart disease.
Many of them are women.
Now, it's just an odd coincidence that I'm here today,
but if you'll pardon the turn of phrase, this is a cause near and dear to my heart.
Well, I am glad you're here, because you can speak from firsthand experience
just how important it is to take care of your heart from an early age.
Obviously, blood pressure and cholesterol are key factors,
but we're gonna focus on some more overlooked factors.
Okay. So what's the first one?
-Take three. -Sleep.
So many of us are not getting anywhere near enough sleep.
Yeah, there's no way you get enough sleep in this job, is there, Bradley?
-You have to get up so early every day. -Well...
And there's always something to keep you up at night.
A good night's sleep needs to be a priority.
The next major factor is stress.
I know being an anchor is a high-stress job,
but we need to find healthy outlets for stress relief,
like exercise or even sex.
What if that is your unhealthy choice?
-Now, Doctor… -Alex is gonna hate this.
Yeah, well, she can call the switchboard
and complain like everyone else watching from home.
…it would be helpful to hear what a healthy heart rate sounds like.
Okay. I'll be the doctor.
-Well, go for it. It's your show. -Okay.
-Are you gonna be the patient? -I'll be the patient, Doctor.
All right. Here we go.
Let's see. I don't have a watch on, but I'll just count in my head.
This feels pretty fast. You need to calm down, Laura.
If I'm above resting,
does that mean I'm losing calories just right now as I'm standing here?
-Hey. -Hi.
Come in.
-Does that hurt? It looks like it hurts. -No. No, it's not--
It's fine. I mean, it's a little tender, you know? But it's not--
It's not that bad.
You could put concealer on it, or--
People already insist I wear eye makeup.
-I really don't wanna make 'em right. -Yeah.
Well, it looks manly.
I mean, we don't want our weatherman to have a shiner, but you wear it well.
Okay, well, thank you. I think.
So I wanted to thank you for sticking up for me.
You didn't have to, and you really shouldn't have,
-but it did mean a lot to me. -Well, I did. Okay.
But I did have to. I mean, that guy way crossed the line.
-Yeah. -Right.
And, plus, you never forget being the weird Cuban kid, you know?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Well, I imagine you never forget being the weird Korean kid either, right?
I'm still the weird Korean kid.
It turns out, that's actually a good thing.
Yeah-- Yes, it is, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, weird is grossly underrated.
Yeah. Anyway, thank you.
Nah. I'm glad I could help.
-Okay. -Okay.
-Well… -Where you going?
I still do need to suspend you.
What?
You're gonna suspend me for sticking up for you?
You're the weatherman on The Morning Show.
We can't have you hitting people on the street.
Hold on. I--
Okay, so I'm a racist when I said spirit animal.
I beat up a racist, and now you're suspending me.
You didn't just beat him up, you beat the shit out of him.
-He could press charges, he could sue. -No, he put his hands on me--
Oh, my God. You can't fucking win around here.
I don't know what to tell you.
Well, what am I supposed to do? Seriously, what am I supposed to do?
The weather.
Don't make me the enemy.
Let's go to local weather now and see what's happening…
Why am I hungry? I don't usually eat until noon.
And we're out.
Back in 60 seconds.
-Who's that? -Bart. He's a weirdo.
No.
-Everything okay with your brother? -Yeah, I think so.
What's going on?
I don't know.
You'll be fine.
Ten seconds.
In ten…
Miss Jackson.
Bradley, the glasses.
Start your move. Cue her.
It's the craziest thing we ever heard,
but 2020 marks the 130th birthday of Groucho Marx.
-Is it true? -I guess so.
He famously said he'd never want to join a club
-that would have him as a member, but… -Four, widen out, please.
…after watching this special, there'll be many more new members
-of the Groucho Marx fan club. -Stand by, two.
Well, this will stop the ratings slump.
…antics of Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and sometimes Zeppo and Gummo,
-we're welcoming comedian… -Holy shit.
-…and friend of Groucho, Tom Ballantine. -One, ready.
-Thanks, Tom, for being here. -Take it, one. Good. Take four.
Thanks. These days, I'm happy to be anywhere.
-One. -It's a joke, but it's also true.
-Take it, one. -That's funny.
-I guess I can take these off now. -Sorry about that.
-Stand by, two. -Those are glasses?
Believe it or not, that's actually not a bad disguise.
-You okay? -I'm fine,
but my day just got shitty.
What was he like in real life?
Funny, if you could believe it. Boy, I mean, we had mornings…
She really goes through them, doesn't she?
-I doubt that it's true. -I don't.
There's a vibe.
Is it bad that I think this is hot?
-Yes. -Why?
-I'm not sure. -You're sexualizing them.
But I'm not. The story is.
Do you have a favorite Marx Brothers movie?
-Do you think it's true? -Love Happy.
-I've never seen that one. -I hope not.
-I loved it. -'Cause being gay's your thing?
No, because I think it's horrible and painful to be publicly outed,
and it's nobody's fucking business.
I'm sorry.
Okay, we will. Allegedly.
-We have to say that for legal reasons. -Sure. Allegedly.
-Okay. -Okay?
Well, that's such a great story. Thank you so much for being here, Tom.
Groucho and the Marx Brothers airs tomorrow night
on UBA, 8:00, 7:00 Central.
Let's see some of those classic moments that made the Marx Brothers so beloved.
And we're out. Back in two minutes.
Gayle, can I use the facilities really quick?
-Do I have a minute? -You do. Everything okay?
Yeah. Pardon me, I just have to go deal with something.
-Okay. -Wait. Where is she going?
Where's she going?
Could you cover the next segment?
-Yeah, of course. -Thank you.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, no, no. You can't be in here right now.
-Why? -No, no, no. Get out.
-Get out now. -Why?
Because if people see us going out of the same room, that's not good.
Well, if it were true,
then we would have to make sure we weren't seen together.
But we just had bullshit gossip published about us,
so we're in here discussing how to handle it.
-But it is true. -Oh, boy, you are so not cool.
This isn't funny. This isn't funny!
-I don't think any of it's funny actually. -Neither do I!
Look, someone being outed against their will, I'm having flashbacks.
This is not about being outed.
-So you're not embarrassed? -No, no, no. I'm not.
-I'm not. I'm not. -Then why are you so upset?
Because I don't want my private life public.
I'm just a private person, Laura,
and I don't want people talking about anybody that I'm sleeping with,
much less the person I'm sitting next to.
And I just feel like everybody's staring at us.
Well, they are. There are cameras pointing at us. We're on TV.
-I'm sorry. I-- -Look. You are gonna go home.
You'll draw yourself a bath, shut out the world for the night,
and things will be better in the morning.
But I-- It's 8:00 in the morning, and I can't--
I can't go back to my hotel room. My brother's there.
And he's so fucked up.
He's just watching some stupid fucking show about bowie knives.
-And you can't talk to him? -No. You don't know my family.
They're just-- He's probably on drugs, or he has some problem
that's just bigger than all my problems, and I just-- I don't want--
I don't want anybody knowing my business.
Especially my family.
Page Six published a rumor about Alex and Mitch a million years ago.
-Exactly. Yes. -No big deal.
They didn't respond, and it was a blip.
Really, was it? Because I remember you asking Alex if she was fucking Mitch.
Yeah, well, don't be horrible to people, and you'll be fine.
Look. There is a live show going on right now,
-and we are supposed to be on it. -I know, but I'm serious.
-I can't have people judging me. -Judging you for what?
For--
If people know that I'm in a relationship, then they'll know when it ends.
And I, honestly…
I haven't had a relationship past a few months my entire life.
Because I get bored or I get restless
or I find out somebody's not who they said they were or I…
I leave.
Bradley, we need to get back.
And you're right. This is totally fucked up.
But I promise you, it'll be okay.
You take your time. I've got you covered.
Twenty seconds.
Quiet, please.
-Right in the nick of time. -Ten seconds.
-Clear. -Thank you.
-Eight… -Nice going.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two…
Of course I watched it. I don't miss one.
I thought it was an amazing premiere.
Amazing? Come on. Calm down. It was okay. It was okay.
What do you need, Daniel Henderson, to be happy?
-I mean… -What does it take?
Look. Calm down. All right?
I thought that the talent was mediocre.
Just put the singers to the side for a second.
-Look at the show overall. -Put the singers to the side?
-It's a singing competition. -You okay?
They have a Backstreet Boy as a judge.
Honestly, I have no idea what's going on.
If Isabella wasn't talking to her, I'd be freaking the fuck out.
I mean, it's been, like, a week since I've--
-You gotta be fucking kidding me. -Oh, shit.
You got one job, Chip.
Your one job is to babysit a $25 million mistake,
and you don't even know where she is?
-Hold on. She's in her apartment. Okay-- -Lot of fucking good she's doing me there!
And you. I hired you as a favor to him.
And this is how you treat me behind my back.
Hold on, hold on.
Be pissed at me all you want, but what the fuck?
Rena has nothing to do with this, except for maybe being the one person here
who doesn't treat my coming back as something I'm doing to them.
It's not your fault, Rena.
That's not the same thing as an apology. And what the fuck is going on with you?
You lied.
You told me you had been in communication with Alex.
Look…
I'm trying to help. Okay?
I can see you're obviously hurting.
Can you?
Can you see that, Chip?
I'm sorry, Mia. Okay?
I'm sorry for everything.
I do want to help. I really do. I…
Then get me my fucking lead anchor back.
Yeah. Okay, boss.
Hey, Bradley. You okay? You need anything?
-Do you want me to order you dinner? -Nope. All good.
Did you want to return any calls? They're kinda piling up.
Your reps, at least?
Nope. I'm sort of on a roll here.
Gonna get some more work done.
Okay. Have a good night.
Fuck.
-Hey. -Hey.
How did the talk with your brother go?
-I'm still in my dressing room. -Still?
-Yep. -I understand.
Look, come over. I'd like to see you.
There's probably paparazzi,
but you wouldn't be the first woman to sneak in here undetected.
It'd be good to see each other tonight, of all nights.
I can't.
So, what?
We're just not gonna see each other again?
No, no, don't be crazy.
Look, I get that today was tough for you, but it wasn't nothing for me.
Really? You seemed fine.
My experience with morning TV was traumatic.
I got outed when that could kill your career.
But I got therapy.
I made my peace, and I worked through it,
to the point where I thought it would be fun
to come back and do a victory lap.
And then I immediately got outed again.
So it was traumatic for me. I just know how to handle my shit.
So was it traumatic to be outed as with me?
Because everybody knows you like girls.
I'm gonna give you a chance to withdraw that.
Look, I'm sorry. What do you want me to do?
I told you what I wanted. I wanted you to come over.
-All right, I'll come over. -Wanted.
-Wanted, past tense. -Laura, I'm sorry.
I-- I'm--
You don't know how I grew up.
-My mom and my brother. I-- -You never stood a chance.
I get it. I know why you're the way you are. I really do, but--
No, you don't. My family is not like yours.
Don't cut me off.
And stop assuming that there's only one path to fucking up your kids.
But you're not a kid anymore. Fucked-up kids have an excuse.
Fucked-up adults get therapy.
Fucked-up adults change their circumstances.
That's advice that I lived by.
So do what you have to do--
I'm sorry.
Do what you have to do with your brother, go home, and I'll see you tomorrow. Okay?
Alex, it's Chip.
I'm sorry I'm coming unannounced, but I just--
I mean, that's what happens when you don't answer my texts or my calls
or emails or my carrier pigeons.
-Hi. -Hi.
What are you doing here? I thought Madeleine was in town.
Yeah, she is. I'm hoping to get back to her soon, but I need to talk to Alex.
Is she…
in her bedroom? Is she asleep? Or…
She's not here.
What? She's not…
-What? Where the fuck is she? -I don't know.
You know, all she said was she was going somewhere for a few days,
to check on her place, and to not let anyone know.
Yeah, I'm not anyone, so…
No. She specified you.
Wait. So, have you been speaking with her?
Because I think you know I've been trying pretty desperately
to get in touch with her, yes?
You realize this is fucking Mia over.
Alex is my boss.
Yes, and Mia is her boss.
-Okay. Right. -This is funny? Yeah.
Okay, good. Now I have to go track her down, right?
Why would I wanna go have dinner with my fiancée?
Excuse me. Alex is a grown fucking woman.
She doesn't need you to rescue her.
Excuse me. All due respect, not a gender thing.
She really fucking does.
Wow.
Okay.
Do you really not know where she is?
I need you to tell me where she is.
What-- Are you just not gonna talk to me?
-What is with you people? -What do you mean, "you people"?
-Mediocre white men. -What are you talking about?
You're always fucking things up for everybody,
and you're always first in line for second chances!
You're not exceptional! I'm sorry, you're not, and I am so sick of it!
Oh, my God! What a fucking load!
Okay.
You're white. I'm-- Okay. All right.
Oh, God.
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Did you sleep at all?
I couldn't.
Mom's been calling all day, freaking the fuck out about you.
Tell her if she really cares, she can just call me herself.
You tell her yourself, 'cause I'm not your middleman.
Okay. Well, is she answering the phone?
Has she finally gotten over my abortion from 1995?
No, she just asked me how you got pregnant having sex with girls.
What the fuck?
She's embarrassed.
I mean, what do you expect? It's a small town.
It's-- That's just bullshit. People have advanced.
Not mom's friends.
But if you think they were so enlightened,
why did you wait so long to come out of the closet?
-She'd be over it by now. -This is called "being outed."
Those are completely different things, dumbass.
This is just… Bradley, this is really not a good time for this.
It's not a good time? For who? For you?
Who invited you here?
You didn't have to talk to Mom all day about it.
Neither do you. You don't have to take her fucking calls, Hal.
Yeah, not everybody can abandon our mother.
She abandoned us the minute we popped out of her.
You do not owe her anything.
Besides, I thought you came here to get away from her.
Look…
I fucking came here because I've been using.
Fuck-- Okay?
I'm sorry.
I just-- I cannot handle living at home with Mom.
I cannot do it.
You know how she always said, "You try being nice
when you've been through what I've been through."
And like an idiot, I thought you helping her out,
making things easier for her, that she would--
she would just become less of a bitch.
But… she got worse.
I mean, she's got a big fucking head, but she is still so fragile.
You can knock her over with a feather.
So I feel guilty about leaving her.
But she makes me feel fucking guilty about everything, and it is killing me!
You know what I realized?
I don't wanna die. I don't.
But I don't care if I live…
and that scares the shit out of me.
I took my shit, I threw it off a cliff. I did. It's gone!
-Good. -But that's why I'm here.
Because I know if I'm around you, then I won't get fucked up.
Bradley, I'm fucking begging you. You have to let me stay here.
I need to be here, but this is not helping.
This is a lot to put on me right now, Hal.
I know.
It's too much.
I can't deal with it.
I'm sorry. I just-- I thought you cared.
I do care. You need to go to rehab.
-I'm not a fucking doctor. -Rehab? Rehab is expensive.
-I don't… -I'll pay for it.
No! No!
I'm not gonna ask you for that. I'm not gonna ask you for money.
I paid for it last time. I didn't have any fucking money.
-Do you remember that? -Yes,
but now that you do, it's a thing.
Whatever. Don't get on my case about being considerate.
-This is considerate? -Yes, this is considerate.
Hey, and by the way, don't give me that bullshit
about you not being a lesbian or bi or whatever.
The walls in that house are pretty fucking thin.
I want you to think about what you're doing and don't.
I have had an awful, awful day,
and I cannot have you taking out your anger at Mom on me.
No, no, no, Bradley. This anger belongs to you.
Because everything, Bradley, is always about you!
Oh, my God! You are so full of shit!
Well, there you go. See what you did?
Someone's complaining because you were yelling.
-Fuck you. -Very mature.
Okay, you need to stop. It's the CEO of the network.
I-- So it's somebody that actually matters.
-Can you just shut the fuck up? -Fuck you.
-Fuck you.
Shut up. Fuck you.
-Hey, Cory? -I'm sorry. I didn't know you had company.
No. It's just my brother.
Yeah.
Maybe you should call The Vault.
Like, say we're sleeping together.
It'd probably be more palatable for my Mom.
Gallows humor. It's been a really hard day.
Yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
It's why I came down here. I wanted to tell you
that as far as the network's concerned, you don't have to say anything at all.
True, not true, it doesn't matter to us.
-Thank you. -Yeah.
I appreciate that.
I don't know why somebody would publish something like that anyway.
If you want to sue, the network will support you.
Well, no, I mean, I don't think I want to sue.
It's just sort of embarrassing because I feel like I'm--
No. Seriously.
You don't have to say anything to me.
Okay? Obviously, you can. I'm always an ear for you,
-but you don't have to. -Okay.
But Laura is great.
Laura is great. She's Laura fucking Peterson.
Why was today so hard?
Why do I-- Why do I care what those horrible people think about me?
Well, you-- Who, the public?
No, I mean my family.
My roots are really rotten.
-I got some pretty rotten roots, Cory. -Bradley.
And then, by some miracle,
I have this woman in my life that when I'm with her,
I see what I should aspire to be.
And then, when I'm with him…
I see who I really am.
Hey, you are your own thing, okay?
And it's working out pretty well for you.
Really?
Really.
Maybe…
Maybe it's good that this is happening, you know?
'Cause it's gonna force me to say that I care about somebody.
'Cause I've never really done that before.
'Cause you can lose something that you want.
And I do think I want Laura.
So maybe this is a good thing.
Yeah.
Well, it seems like you got a lot to think about.
No. Actually, I think too much, and it's sort of confusing,
but this actually feels…
I have a lot of clarity right now.
So thank you.
Yeah.
Of course.
I'm glad that it worked out.
And just have a good night.
-Thanks. -Okay.
Thanks.
You're leaving tomorrow.
Fuck you!