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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Berry, berry.

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Berry.

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Berry Good Films.

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Okay, you got your scanner on you?

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Yep.

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Good, 'cause I got chewed
out by Miss Kelly yesterday.

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Hurry up, so we
can get back on my route.

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Okay. All right.

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Oh, you're a cute little thing.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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You a little monster, ain't ya?

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I'll get you.

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I'll get ya!

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Oh, shit!

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Holy shit!

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My
name is Brian Lincoln.

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I'm the postman,

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and this is just one example
of what I go through daily,

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but to get you to fully understand

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what it's like to be in my world,

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I gotta take you back to the beginning,

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where it all started.

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Oh, shit.

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it ♪

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♪ Postman, postman ♪

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♪ A postman, postman ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it,
get into it ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Wake up in the morning,
time to get that grind ♪

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♪ Ain't about no money,
I ain't got no time ♪

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♪ Ain't tryin' to be late,
'cause I just got high ♪

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♪ But I ain't tryin' to be speedin' ♪

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♪ Cause I'm lightweight ♪

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♪ Poor neighborhood
waitin' up on the postman ♪

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♪ First of the month, I'm
deliverin' hope, man ♪

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♪ Time's hard, but we
gon' get through it ♪

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♪ Ridin' hard ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'm gon' get to it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Postman, postman ♪

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♪ A postman, postman ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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♪ Get into it, get into it, get into it ♪

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Damn.

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I need a light.

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Oh, ah!

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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Welcome to the superstar express,

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where your only price of
admission is a tall nipple

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off the tip of yo chest.

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What's up, baby?

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Where you been all my life?

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Better wash them edges, girl,

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that weave is tearin' yo ass up.

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What's up, sister?

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Can I get that phone number?

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Uh huh, can you cook?

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Ah, damn.

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Man, these some nasty motherfuckers, man.

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I'ma get my shit to go.

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Get the hell outta here.

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Man, these niggas nasty as hell.

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Brian!

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Hey, Brian!

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Come here.

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This mother...

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Mr. Montgomery!

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What can I do for you, sir?

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I need to see you in my
office when you're finished.

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Okay.

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Let's hurry up. It's
only gonna take a minute.

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All right, I'll be right there.

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Little slave-driver,

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little old ass Eminem.

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Ooh.

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Hell, somebody left they watch.

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Shit.
Ooh, it's a nice watch, too.

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Man, you know what, I gotta turn this in.

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Man, I gotta turn this in.
Lord, I gotta turn it in.

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Lord, I got to.

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Ooh, that look too damn nice.

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Right when I need a pawn shop.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Yeah.

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Hey!

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Man, what the hell you doin' back here?

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Man, that shopping trip
last night had me tired.

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I must've overslept.

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Overslept,

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for the whole night?!

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Man, get yo ass up.

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Man, this ain't no damn Double Tree.

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The bus driver didn't
notice yo ass back here

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asleep all night before he left?

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I guess not.

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God damn.

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Look at yo...

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Man, are your arms stretched out now?

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Oh, these seats are comfortable.

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- Is that weed?
- Hell no this ain't no weed,

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so don't you be askin' to
smoke it, toke it, or nothing!

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Now, get yo Snuffleupagus
ass up outta here now!

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Come on, man, let's go!

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Let's go, man! Come on.

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God damn.

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God damn!

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Hey, and pull your draws
up, man. Crack kills.

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And, is that a stain I see?

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I think this motherfucker
done shitted on hisself.

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What's happenin', Mr. Montgomery?

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What you got right here, man, my paycheck?

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Yeah, I been needin' a raise, baby.

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Will you sit down?

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Why you gotta look all weird
and crazy like that, man?

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You know they got Botox for that.

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I always look like
this when I do my thing.

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Your thing? Oh, okay, but,

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what exactly is your
thing, Mr. Montgomery?

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Terminating shitty employees.

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You're fired, Brian.

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What?

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Why?

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Your piss, it came back dirty again.

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I have to let you go this time.

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Oh, come on, Mr. Montgomery,

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I swear I'll stop, man, look.

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I ain't even gotta smoke no more.

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Look, I'm tearin' it up.

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See, I'm tearin' it up.

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It's torn, see.

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Come on, Mr. Montgomery!

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Man, I need this job!

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How I'ma pay for my rent,

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my car note,

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buy my weed?

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You should've thought about that

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before you started puttin'
all that weed in your mouth.

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I don't have any,

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I don't have potheads working for me.

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Potheads?

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Mr. Montgomery,

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when have you seen me
wear pot on my head, huh?

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Just snap back some promodels, baby.

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See, that's exactly
what I'm talkin' about.

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When are you gonna grow up, Brian?

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You're not a kid anymore.

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When are you gonna do somethin'
positive with your life?

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Hey, look, man, I'm
studying for the CDLs,

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so I can drive for you.

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I can't get you to stop smokin' weed

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when you're cleanin' my buses.

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You think I'm gonna let
you drive one of them?

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Good luck out there, Brian.

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You know what, man?

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Brian Lincoln will rise again

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from the ashes of this O.G. blunt!

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Man, how they gonna fire me?

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You know, me?

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I'd only gone in late
'bout, what, 21 times?

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Policy say 22.

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Tell you what, the next job I get,

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I ain't gonna humble myself for nobody.

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Sir, I swear before God.

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Oh, you know what, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to use
the Lord's name in vain,

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but I will perform to
the best of my ability.

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I just need the chance.

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Mr. Lincoln, I've looked
over your application,

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and you have a very
consistent work history.

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Unfortunately, at this time,

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all the positions are full.

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I wanna congratulate all
of you on being selected

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to come take the test
to work for our company.

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I hope you get the highest
score you can on that test.

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It'll make your chances of
getting hired that much better.

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In about three months,

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we should have all the test results back.

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We'll make our decision.

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Did he just say three months?

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And, we'll be
in contact with everyone.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Did you just say three months?

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Yes.

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Man, nobody waitin' no damn
three months for test results.

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Your name is?

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My name is Car Note Been Due.

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My friends call me Rent Due Now.

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Three months?

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Man, I'm the hell up outta
here. Who comin' with me?

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Dorothy, you comin' with me?

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Brother, how 'bout you?

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You rollin'?

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Y'all will let me just walk out by myself?

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Oh, okay.

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I need the money, too.

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You know what I'm sayin'?

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Man, that's all right.

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Shit, in three months,

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we'll see who gon' be cryin' then, huh?

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Three months?!

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Take that for your three months!

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Freddy!

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- What's up, man?
- What's good?

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Everythin' good. Hey,
look, you got my e-cigs?

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Hell no.

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You need to try one of these, young blood.

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Oh, man, I ain't tryin'
to die before I'm 44.

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Man, where the toilet paper at, man?

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Oh, here we go.

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Cat food, my brother?

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I took you more as a Doberman Pincher,

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Bulldog type or Rottweiler type.

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Hey, a little advice,

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get this kind, boy, it
won't roll up in your ass.

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- Hey, Freddy.
- Yo.

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Man, look like you
been workin' out, boy.

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Yeah, man,

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my girl said my figure look like 50 Cent.

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Go, go, go!

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No, bro, you more like 35 Cent.

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No, no, no.

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Well, you need to be
worried about your car

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gettin' tow, tow, towed!

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Oh, hell no!

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No, fuck, no!

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Man, you know what, not today.

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Not today!

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Hey, man, that's my car!

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Hey, man, why you gonna take
my car, man? Not my baby.

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This was on my repo list,

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so I'm gonna take it today.

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Look here, man,

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not my car!

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I told you, this was on my list,

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so take it wherever or whoever
you gotta take it up with,

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but I'm takin' this car today.

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You can take my car,

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but not with out me in it!

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Oh, shoot.

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Oh, wait, wait!

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Get yo little ass out the car.

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Now! Get out the car now!

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You know what?

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You know what, man?

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All right.

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You wanna take it,

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take it!

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Big, jelly-bean-eatin', bald-headed,

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fat Albert, hey, hey,
hey-lookin' motherfucker!

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Take it, man!

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Just my luck.

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I lose my job and my car.

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What else could go wrong?

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Look at you.

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You are pathetic.

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That's why I'm dumpin' yo ass.

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I got me a real man now.

266
00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:41,508
Really, Ash?

267
00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:43,368
You gonna leave me when I'm down and out,

268
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,348
when I ain't got no money,
my car just got towed,

269
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:46,181
for real, for real?

270
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,848
I done gave you so many chances,

271
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,527
but you can't even keep a
job with your sorry ass.

272
00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:51,435
- You sorry.
- No, you sorry.

273
00:11:51,437 --> 00:11:54,148
No, you sorry with
your fake ass Tre Songz.

274
00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,448
I'ma need you to go get yourself a life,

275
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:57,438
and a job,

276
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,908
and a car before you come for me.

277
00:11:58,910 --> 00:11:59,918
Say, bro,

278
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,648
she gotta put ice down her draws

279
00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:03,218
just to keep them crabs fresh.

280
00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,884
- Just thought I'd let you know.
- Your panties showin',

281
00:12:04,886 --> 00:12:05,970
so pull your skirt down.

282
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,778
Little bitch.

283
00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:10,360
Fake ass cartiers.

284
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,413
Get the hell on outta here.

285
00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:18,241
What up, B?

286
00:12:18,243 --> 00:12:20,100
Man, you don't even wanna know, man.

287
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,128
Look, look, look,

288
00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:23,428
look at that rent & go truck.

289
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,857
I bet you $10 they finna
to pull into my driveway.

290
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,519
Damn!

291
00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:31,112
Man, I'm only six weeks late on my shit.

292
00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:31,945
Man, you know, man, man, and them?

293
00:12:31,947 --> 00:12:33,503
Man, I bet you they about
eight weeks late on they shit,

294
00:12:34,707 --> 00:12:35,858
and them fools got everything.

295
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:37,828
Man, they got stoves, refrigerators.

296
00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:40,188
Man, they done rented
carpets, drapes, everything!

297
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,238
They even got one of them leg
lamps from a Christmas Story.

298
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,458
- Get outta here.
- Remember that?

299
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,348
Nigga's got one.

300
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,988
Man, they even got a big ass dog, man.

301
00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:47,821
A dog?

302
00:12:47,823 --> 00:12:50,238
They rented a dog.

303
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,785
Shit. Hey, watch this, man.

304
00:12:51,787 --> 00:12:53,458
I'm finna to play the
race card on 'em, though.

305
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,293
Watch this.

306
00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:57,138
Brother,

307
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,518
oh why?

308
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,718
Brother, brother, brother,

309
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,551
what you doin', man?

310
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,118
They told me I had two more weeks, man.

311
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,944
That's not what's on my work form.

312
00:13:04,946 --> 00:13:05,777
What?

313
00:13:05,779 --> 00:13:07,458
It has this address, my brother.

314
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,628
Oh, damn, man.

315
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,223
So, how much I owe, man?

316
00:13:10,225 --> 00:13:12,060
- $300.
- $300?

317
00:13:13,346 --> 00:13:14,548
You know what, man? I'll tell you what.

318
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,978
I got $60 to my name, man.

319
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,528
Just work out a little payment plan, okay?

320
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:21,640
I can give you $3.82

321
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,308
for 52 weeks.

322
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,998
Okay, yeah.

323
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,548
No, no, it's not gonna work.

324
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:31,598
- Oh, damn.
- Come on, guys.

325
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,878
Who the hell is this, Spongebob?

326
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,908
And? man, come on.

327
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:38,180
Man, look, I got some Chipotle coupons.

328
00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:39,028
I don't
want Chipotle coupons.

329
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:40,508
Man, fuck my life!

330
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:41,343
Excuse me?

331
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,273
Have a nice day, man.

332
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,581
Damn, B.

333
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,118
I don't mean to be in your business,

334
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,141
but it seem like you
need a stress reliever.

335
00:13:56,143 --> 00:14:00,038
Man, I done lost my
job, my car, my girl,

336
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,668
and now my furniture.

337
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,628
Karma kickin' me in my ass right now, man.

338
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:05,018
Well, I can't do much about karma,

339
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,876
but I do got some smoke
and some drink at the crib.

340
00:14:07,878 --> 00:14:09,398
All right, well, shit,
you ain't say another thing.

341
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,233
Let's kick it.

342
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,302
Motherfucker.

343
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,071
Yeah, B.

344
00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:18,731
Come on in. Have a seat, Rookie.

345
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,724
Let's get it in real quick, man.

346
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,109
Yeah, I need it, man.

347
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,229
Seemed like it, man. It seemed like it.

348
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,419
There you go.

349
00:14:25,421 --> 00:14:27,086
Get it in here, sir.

350
00:14:27,088 --> 00:14:28,282
See how that go for you.

351
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:34,964
- Kye-ya-ya!
- Woo, shit!

352
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:37,128
- Man, that's a cold one, boy.
- Yeah, it ain't over, though.

353
00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:40,904
Take some of that. Let that
marinate in your system.

354
00:14:40,906 --> 00:14:43,239
Get you some of that in you.

355
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,485
Yes, sir.

356
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:47,238
Oh, damn, Rookie.

357
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,220
Slow down.

358
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,666
You tryin' to get rid of
your stress in one hit?

359
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,777
Where they do that at?

360
00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:52,864
Man, let me see that shit.

361
00:14:52,866 --> 00:14:54,248
Hit that shit once.

362
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,343
That shit is cold.

363
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:58,453
Kill the nigga that gave it to ya.

364
00:14:58,455 --> 00:14:59,397
Hold on, man.

365
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,230
I'll be right back, man.

366
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,990
I gotta run upstairs real quick.

367
00:15:02,992 --> 00:15:05,221
♪ Roll it up ♪

368
00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:07,261
♪ Cali king ♪

369
00:15:07,263 --> 00:15:08,425
♪ For that THC ♪

370
00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:09,920
Oh, look at the little birdies.

371
00:15:09,922 --> 00:15:11,727
Bluebird.

372
00:15:11,729 --> 00:15:13,641
♪ I wanna smoke ♪

373
00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:16,765
♪ I wanna smoke, nigga ♪

374
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,934
♪ We smoke to forever ♪

375
00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:23,831
Man, somebody's gonna get me.

376
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,582
Somebody fuckin' with my ass.

377
00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:29,002
Hey, bitch, come here.

378
00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:32,587
I'll do what I used to
do when I was a kid.

379
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,313
Mama, you know you was wrong for that.

380
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,278
When I was 13,

381
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,068
I got caught, laying up with a prostitute.

382
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,470
I didn't know she was a hoe.

383
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:49,498
I gave her $12, and she gave me crabs.

384
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:54,500
Crabs, crabs, free at last,
free them crabs, from my ass.

385
00:15:55,636 --> 00:15:56,508
You good, B?

386
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,178
- Oh, shit.
- Fan blowin'?

387
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,838
Yeah, I was checkin'
out your new thing, man.

388
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,438
That's cool, bro, you know.

389
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,758
Good for the winter, great
for the summer.

390
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,928
Hey, man, what's that right there?

391
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,868
Oh, that right there, that's a taser.

392
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:08,918
My cousin gave it to me.

393
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,148
He used to be a security guard.

394
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:11,357
You can have it if you want.

395
00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:12,348
For real?

396
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,348
Shit.

397
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,572
Man, I'm quick draw Brian Lincoln, baby.

398
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:18,130
Streets is talkin', Jack.

399
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,749
Take your finger off the trigger, man.

400
00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:24,560
Get your finger off the trigger.

401
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:29,278
You need to be careful, quick
trigger, this ain't no toy.

402
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,157
Can you take me to my mama's house?

403
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,750
I don't know, Mama.

404
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:42,192
I just feel like I need
a fresh start, you know?

405
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:44,094
I need a clean slate.

406
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,693
40 years old, ain't got a job.

407
00:16:49,378 --> 00:16:51,358
I was talkin' to your
Auntie JoAnn the other day,

408
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,191
and she was sayin' that

409
00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:54,168
the post office was doing some hiring.

410
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:57,028
- Post office?
- Yes, the post office.

411
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:59,288
They hiring for the mailman position,

412
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,588
and she thinks your cousin, Erick,

413
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,950
knows someone that does the hiring.

414
00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:03,785
Mama,

415
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,879
they denied your insurance policy?

416
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:09,750
What about your heart?

417
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,068
What about the bypass surgery, Mama?

418
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:15,008
When God thinks it's time
for me to have the surgery,

419
00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,874
he'll provide a way.

420
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,648
Man, and look here,

421
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:22,888
they'll approve you for
the majority of your claim,

422
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:25,158
and then they going to deny
you 'cause you owe $10,000?

423
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,188
Yeah.

424
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:28,578
They always want all their money.

425
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,808
Man, I'll tell you what,

426
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,013
you know my heart, Mama,

427
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:35,229
so, you know we gonna make
sure we take care of yours.

428
00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:36,848
They gonna make me go John
Q up on them in there.

429
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,408
Oh, now stop actin' silly, now.

430
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:41,538
- I'm tryin' to tell you.
- Here, read this Bible here.

431
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:45,388
I want you to read Proverbs
three, five, and six.

432
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:46,808
You know how you was raised.

433
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:47,668
You right.

434
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,079
You right.

435
00:17:49,081 --> 00:17:50,238
All right, what'd you say, now?

436
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,088
Proverbs, three, five, and six.

437
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,298
Three, five, six.

438
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:57,015
All right, okay.

439
00:17:57,017 --> 00:18:00,885
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart

440
00:18:00,887 --> 00:18:03,665
"and lean not on your own understanding.

441
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,525
"In all your ways, acknowledge him,

442
00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:07,558
"and he shall direct your paths."

443
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,273
Amen, amen.

444
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:11,197
Amen.

445
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:13,838
Now, go call your cousin,
Erick, about that job.

446
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,968
He might let you stay with
him for a little while, too.

447
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,203
But, I'm keepin' this.

448
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,798
- What up, B?
- What's happenin', brother?

449
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,208
Hey, look, Mom said you had
a plug at the post office.

450
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,040
Yeah, one of my car detailing clients

451
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,509
is the manager down there.

452
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:31,448
What you tryin' to do?

453
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:32,936
Well, man, she was
talkin' about mailman.

454
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:33,858
Yeah, I got you, cuz.

455
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,108
Okay, cool, cool, all right.

456
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,888
Hey, so look, hey, what's up for tonight?

457
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:39,218
Oh, man, my young dude
Tre about to turn 21.

458
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,148
We gonna take him to the
strip club. You down?

459
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,138
I can only be down mentally, bro.

460
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,993
Financially, my pockets is break.

461
00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:46,758
Ooh, you know what?

462
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,818
Man, I'm goin' to the bloodbank, Jack.

463
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,548
Hell yeah, boy, I'm goin'
to the bloodbank, man.

464
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:51,538
I'm gettin' me some change, Jack.

465
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,833
I will see you tonight.

466
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:53,669
All right.

467
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:54,504
Fast.

468
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,713
All right, we're all
done here, Mr. Hamilton.

469
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,068
Hey, hey, hey, what's up?

470
00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:05,438
Oh, Lord have mercy.

471
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,108
What's up, Snuffleupagus?

472
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:08,248
What's up, bro? We meet again.

473
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,081
Yeah, we do, man.

474
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,978
Gotta get this bus trip money.

475
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,626
Yeah, yeah, don't fall
asleep next time, huh?

476
00:19:13,628 --> 00:19:15,784
You Snuffleupagus.

477
00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:17,230
He eat more snacks than my mama.

478
00:19:17,232 --> 00:19:18,068
What's up?

479
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:20,108
Hey, hey, how much money he get?

480
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:20,958
Does he make more money than me?

481
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,948
No, goofy.

482
00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:22,781
Oh, okay, I was about to say,

483
00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:25,138
that's a whole lot of
plasma come out of him, man.

484
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,888
Hey, look, ya'll probably take
so much plasma off his ass,

485
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,996
a big ass, 90 inch flat
screen come outta there.

486
00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:33,158
That big motherfucker.

487
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,297
- Okay.
- All right.

488
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,963
All right. Wait a minute, hold on, wait.

489
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,878
Brian, you do this every time.

490
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,098
How are you gonna be afraid of a needle,

491
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,048
and you got a tattoo?

492
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,918
'Cause that's on the outside, okay?

493
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,892
You about to jab that in my vein.

494
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:45,725
Relax.

495
00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:49,567
Wait, wait, girl, you lucky you fine.

496
00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:51,708
Ow!

497
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,598
You probably wanna lay here for a while,

498
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,018
so you won't get lightheaded.

499
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,047
Hell, no, girl, I'm
finna to go get my money.

500
00:19:57,049 --> 00:19:59,044
All right, I'm finna to go get paid.

501
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,142
That's gonna be $30, papi.

502
00:21:23,144 --> 00:21:26,459
$30? I didn't ask you to dance.

503
00:21:26,461 --> 00:21:27,998
$30, shit.

504
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,831
I got $10.

505
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,458
$10?

506
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:31,291
No, no, no, no,

507
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:34,088
you better go use that ATM
machine we got in the front.

508
00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:35,148
Oh, you must've mistaken

509
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,516
this box of cigarettes
for a wallet.

510
00:21:38,518 --> 00:21:39,718
Here, you want a square?

511
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,018
I don't want no damn cigarette.

512
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:41,898
- I want my money.
- Hey!

513
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,938
Where's security at?

514
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,464
Oh, you ain't gotta do all that.

515
00:21:44,466 --> 00:21:45,383
Security!

516
00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:47,278
What's goin' on over here?

517
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,308
Look, Miss Lucci, this my cousin.

518
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:52,518
Okay, well, your
cousin still owes me $30,

519
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,773
and I want my damn money.

520
00:21:54,775 --> 00:21:56,512
My goodness.

521
00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:58,871
Here you go, sweetheart.

522
00:21:58,873 --> 00:22:00,206
Everything cool?

523
00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:02,223
Thanks, Erick.

524
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,642
Bye, Brian.

525
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,448
Phew, boy, she had me seduced.

526
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,068
Man, I thought you had $30.

527
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,248
No, man, I went to the bloodbank today.

528
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,718
Man, they tried to pay me with a check.

529
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,988
Whatever, B.

530
00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:16,768
Look, that's my man, Chris,

531
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,388
and this the birthday boy, Tre.

532
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:20,421
Damn, B, you was doin'
more than me on my birthday.

533
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:24,128
- Happy birthday.
- Let's get out of here, man.

534
00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:25,478
I still gotta drop you off

535
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,208
at the mailman training in the morning,

536
00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:28,908
unless you know how to drive half pint.

537
00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:31,183
Man, who and what the
hell is a half pint?

538
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:33,789
Look, I don't care what it is, man,

539
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,708
as long as it get me from A to B,

540
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:36,541
I'm fine.

541
00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:39,738
It can be half a pint, half
a gallon, or a whole gallon.

542
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:41,598
Let's roll.

543
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,498
Oh, wait, wait, wait, man.

544
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,408
I got one question for
you. I need a favor.

545
00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:45,696
Okay, for sure, what you need?

546
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,968
I just need a little pee pee.

547
00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:49,147
A little bit of my piss, for what?

548
00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:51,773
Man, don't ask me no questions.
I just need a little piss.

549
00:22:53,224 --> 00:22:55,644
Look at that pretty skin and shit.

550
00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:56,648
Hell yeah.

551
00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:57,578
Gotta pass the test, man.

552
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:58,961
You know the post office be,

553
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,241
man, they be checkin'.

554
00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:01,478
That they do.

555
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,330
He don't smoke?

556
00:23:03,525 --> 00:23:04,995
Not that I know of.

557
00:23:04,997 --> 00:23:05,997
All right.

558
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,278
Now,
my plan is to swipe out

559
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,618
my dirty urine with Tre's clean urine,

560
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:33,592
then make it back to postage
training just in time.

561
00:23:54,512 --> 00:23:55,695
Oh, damn.

562
00:23:55,697 --> 00:23:57,093
Tastes like chicken.

563
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,332
Okay, here we go, half pint.

564
00:24:41,073 --> 00:24:42,587
I'm glad you can join us, Mr. Lincoln.

565
00:24:42,589 --> 00:24:44,037
Thank you.

566
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,608
Good morning, people.

567
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,048
My name is Frank Crawford.

568
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:50,358
I'll be your instructor for

569
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,278
the postal carrier training course.

570
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,198
Being a postal carrier is not a game.

571
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,438
This is Tracy Thompkins.

572
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,643
She's carried the mail in all 50 states.

573
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:02,398
Carrying the mail

574
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,708
is the most important job in the world.

575
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:06,758
Is something funny, sir?

576
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,591
Oh, no sir.

577
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:11,038
Me and Mr. Cocks was
havin' a conversation.

578
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:11,873
I'm sorry, sir.

579
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,718
Ladies and gentlemen,

580
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,858
the most integral part
of the postal service

581
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:19,428
is the operation of the postal vehicle.

582
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,398
The postal truck is your friend.

583
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,818
The postal truck is your baby.

584
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:26,851
Today, we find out if you are up to task.

585
00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:28,653
Tracy, key.

586
00:25:30,190 --> 00:25:31,023
So,

587
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:33,788
who's first?

588
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:34,621
That'll be me.

589
00:25:34,623 --> 00:25:36,197
I do believe I was first in line.

590
00:25:36,199 --> 00:25:37,758
I do believe I was first in line.

591
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,958
- Man, I'm first.
- I was first, Mr. Crawford.

592
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,638
Gentlemen, please.

593
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,298
This is not grammar school,

594
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:46,268
where we're tryin' to figure
out who's first in line.

595
00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:47,543
I make those decisions.

596
00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:49,973
Mr. Cocks, you're up.

597
00:25:51,504 --> 00:25:52,628
Go ahead, pimp.

598
00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:54,271
Let's see what Cocks does.

599
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,190
Let me see you top that.

600
00:26:33,997 --> 00:26:35,676
Thank you, Mr. Cocks.

601
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:39,138
Mr. Lincoln, you up.

602
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,378
Now, I'll show you how
it's done, you feel me?

603
00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:43,888
You lookin', Cocks?

604
00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:45,803
Okay, I'll do this, baby.

605
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,937
So, just cut it off?

606
00:26:52,974 --> 00:26:53,807
Okay.

607
00:26:59,399 --> 00:27:00,433
All right.

608
00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:01,352
Here we go.

609
00:27:02,364 --> 00:27:03,197
All right.

610
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:19,359
Oh, shit!

611
00:27:20,731 --> 00:27:21,912
Oh, get it off me!

612
00:27:21,914 --> 00:27:23,281
Somebody get it off me!

613
00:27:23,283 --> 00:27:24,116
Oh, shit!

614
00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:33,982
Man, I got stung by the bee, get me out!

615
00:27:33,984 --> 00:27:34,817
Oh, shit!

616
00:27:35,797 --> 00:27:37,028
Man, you didn't get stung by no bee!

617
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,888
Man, get somebody. Help me, Jesus!

618
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,138
I need some peroxide.

619
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,455
Man, what the hell?

620
00:27:41,457 --> 00:27:43,121
- What's wrong with you?
- I need some witch hazel.

621
00:27:43,123 --> 00:27:43,954
I need somethin'.

622
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:46,410
I got stung. I'm allergic,
man. I can't die like this.

623
00:27:47,383 --> 00:27:49,008
It's right there, you see it?

624
00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,148
It's right there.

625
00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,344
I need somebody to suck it out.

626
00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:52,213
You ain't stung, man!

627
00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:54,298
Suck it out! I'll die from this.

628
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,131
Man, give me my keys.

629
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,003
Oh, shit. Okay, I'll get the key.

630
00:27:59,510 --> 00:28:00,410
We're done here.

631
00:28:02,450 --> 00:28:03,643
Everybody, movin' on.

632
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:19,238
It's time for weather trainin'.

633
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,918
Weather trainin' is super important,

634
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,468
because you will operate

635
00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:25,058
in some uncomfortable weather conditions.

636
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:26,188
Even though it's raining,

637
00:28:26,190 --> 00:28:27,998
you still have to deliver the mail.

638
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,028
You must remain mentally strong,

639
00:28:31,030 --> 00:28:33,088
because nobody likes being wet,

640
00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:35,528
especially while they're workin'.

641
00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:37,008
You will learn to love it.

642
00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:39,248
You will learn to respect it.

643
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,578
With that being said,

644
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:44,408
Tracy will be pelting
you with the water cannon

645
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:47,568
while you attempt to put the
mail in the proper boxes.

646
00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:49,228
If you fail this part of the training,

647
00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,468
it is over for you right now.

648
00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:53,270
So, with that, ladies and gentlemen,

649
00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:57,548
let's get wet.

650
00:28:57,550 --> 00:28:59,657
Right there, right there,
right there, right there.

651
00:28:59,659 --> 00:29:01,000
Come on.

652
00:29:01,002 --> 00:29:01,833
There you go.

653
00:29:01,835 --> 00:29:02,888
You're the real deal, son.

654
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:04,445
Come on, Lebron James.

655
00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:05,482
Way to go.

656
00:29:05,484 --> 00:29:06,660
Come on, young petal,

657
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,284
make the move, make the move!

658
00:29:09,286 --> 00:29:10,942
Well done, well done.

659
00:29:10,944 --> 00:29:12,027
Get in there.

660
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,711
Wow, way to go, Harry!

661
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,394
Way to go, Harry!

662
00:29:18,396 --> 00:29:19,979
Way to frickin' go!

663
00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:21,958
All the way!

664
00:29:25,293 --> 00:29:26,689
Come on!

665
00:29:26,691 --> 00:29:28,243
You can do it!

666
00:29:28,245 --> 00:29:29,076
You can do it!

667
00:29:29,078 --> 00:29:30,661
Fight it, fight it!

668
00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:34,345
Come on, man, let's go, let's go.

669
00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:37,683
In the hole, in the hole.

670
00:29:37,685 --> 00:29:38,518
Yes!

671
00:29:40,394 --> 00:29:42,236
Get out of there, boy, get out of there!

672
00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:45,086
That's what I'm talkin' about!

673
00:29:45,088 --> 00:29:48,030
We got some mail carriers
out here today, baby!

674
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,690
Man, I don't think I can do this.

675
00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:56,231
There's water all over my face and shit.

676
00:29:56,233 --> 00:29:58,348
Man, I signed up to be a mail carrier,

677
00:29:58,350 --> 00:30:01,097
not Michael Phelps round this,
you know what I'm sayin'?

678
00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:05,508
If you don't think
you can hack it, quit.

679
00:30:05,510 --> 00:30:07,888
Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you?

680
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,108
I ain't quittin'.

681
00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:12,378
I'ma outlast your ass, Mr. Cocks.

682
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:13,478
We'll see about that.

683
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,178
Hey, can I get everybody's attention?

684
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,418
First of all, ladies and gentlemen,

685
00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:19,183
you guys have been amazing.

686
00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:25,090
Let me be the first to welcome
you to the postal service.

687
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,800
You're officially mail carriers.

688
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,078
Now, we got some business to take care of

689
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,378
before we get out of here.

690
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:32,478
So, I got a couple of rules for you,

691
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,468
and I'll be lettin' you know
where you'll be stationed.

692
00:30:35,470 --> 00:30:38,358
Now, every station does
not need a mail carrier,

693
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,618
so at least one of you will be stationed

694
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,258
with someone from this class.

695
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:47,213
In which case, it is
your position to lose.

696
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,168
Now, there's two things
that'll get you terminated.

697
00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:55,393
One is not delivering all of the sale ads.

698
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,903
Don't be stealing no coupons, Jennifer.

699
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,168
And, two, a roll away.

700
00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:06,721
Can anybody tell me what a roll away is?

701
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:09,618
Mr. Cocks.

702
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:11,418
That occurs when you
do not turn your wheel

703
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:14,098
towards the curb and
apply your safety break.

704
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,938
Your mail truck could roll down the street

705
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:16,771
without you in it.

706
00:31:16,773 --> 00:31:18,973
That's exactly right, Harry Cocks.

707
00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,918
So, your mail truck is
rolling down the street,

708
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,288
and you're not in it.

709
00:31:24,290 --> 00:31:25,620
How dangerous is that?

710
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,788
I got news for you:

711
00:31:28,790 --> 00:31:31,213
that's grounds for immediate termination.

712
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,088
So, ladies and gentlemen,
be careful out there.

713
00:31:36,090 --> 00:31:37,023
Make me proud.

714
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:50,354
♪ Till the sweat runs down my balls ♪

715
00:31:50,356 --> 00:31:52,668
That echo sounds nice.

716
00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:55,248
♪ Momma I got some money ♪

717
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,348
Oh, Lord have mercy.

718
00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:00,488
Hell no, if it ain't Mr. Harry Penis,

719
00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:02,534
the teacher's pet of the year.

720
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,528
What's up, boy?

721
00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:07,068
Great, they got me down here with you.

722
00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:09,038
Look, I'm not here to make any friends,

723
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,475
so you try to do your job,

724
00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,535
and I will do mine.

725
00:32:12,537 --> 00:32:14,028
Ain't that a bitch.

726
00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:15,735
You know what, you do your job,

727
00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:18,238
and I will do mine,

728
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,174
you Jeffrey Dahmer lookin', ooh.

729
00:32:21,176 --> 00:32:23,588
All right, everybody,
time for morning meeting.

730
00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:25,138
Let's go, let's go, come on,

731
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:26,718
can I get some respect here?

732
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,068
And I want y'all outta
here on time for once.

733
00:32:29,070 --> 00:32:30,413
Show some respect.

734
00:32:31,530 --> 00:32:32,878
Thank you.

735
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,568
Now, we have two new T
E's joining us today,

736
00:32:35,570 --> 00:32:38,003
Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Cock.

737
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:40,233
It's Cocks.

738
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,838
Cocks.

739
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,018
Y'all asked for it, now you got it.

740
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:48,098
Tracy, please, morning meeting.

741
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,668
Good morning, everybody.

742
00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:50,998
Mail is not heavy today,

743
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,448
so everybody should have a good day today.

744
00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:54,588
Everybody.

745
00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:56,208
There's no rain in the forecast,

746
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:58,308
but the heat index is up,

747
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,838
so make sure you got plenty of water,

748
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,098
Gatorade,

749
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,258
or anything else to
keep you cool out there.

750
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:06,128
All right?

751
00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:07,508
Let's finish casing up your mail,

752
00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:09,423
so you can get outta here on time.

753
00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:12,748
Glad you could join us, Mr. Berry.

754
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,298
My name ain't no God damn Mr. Berry.

755
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:17,348
My name is Crazy Dave.

756
00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:18,844
Oh, okay.

757
00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:23,468
If you need more dog spray, come see me.

758
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,398
All right, be safe, everybody.

759
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,878
Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Cocks,

760
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,848
stay here so Miss Kelly can
put you with a trainer, okay?

761
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:33,988
Oh, Scott, I want you
to ride with Lincoln.

762
00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:35,948
Mark, you ride Cocks.

763
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:39,208
Gentlemen, I need you
to pay close attention

764
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:40,803
to what they are teaching you.

765
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:44,157
All right, thank you.

766
00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:47,518
How you doing?

767
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,678
I'm good, brother. How you doing, man?

768
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,218
All right. What's your first name again?

769
00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:51,051
I'm Brian.

770
00:33:51,053 --> 00:33:52,728
All right. I heard them
calling you Mr. Lincoln.

771
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:53,795
You want me to call you
Mr. Lincoln or Brian?

772
00:33:53,797 --> 00:33:55,098
No, man, Brian's good.

773
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,748
Okay, that's what I thought.

774
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,528
Okay, Brian, well you
already know I'm Scott,

775
00:33:58,530 --> 00:34:00,568
so you got any questions for me?

776
00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:03,018
Yeah, Scott, man, what's
all these numbers, man?

777
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,918
They're everywhere.

778
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,218
Well, there is where we
put all the DPS mail together

779
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:07,598
by address and street name,

780
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,838
so it's in some type of
order when we're delivering.

781
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,671
Oh, okay.

782
00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:12,438
All right, man, 'cause I'll
tell you what, brother,

783
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,838
if I gotta wake up to this every day, man,

784
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,248
I'd probably get a damn headache.

785
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,108
You don't have to worry about this yet,

786
00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:19,421
but eventually Miss Kelly
will have you casing.

787
00:34:19,423 --> 00:34:21,466
Man, I ain't looking forward to that.

788
00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:23,151
Can Mr. Cocks and Lincoln

789
00:34:23,153 --> 00:34:25,098
come to my office, please?

790
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,088
Oh, man, man,

791
00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:29,208
I think they found out
about my felony, man.

792
00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:31,033
I thought the girl was 20, I swear.

793
00:34:33,377 --> 00:34:35,169
Look at your face.

794
00:34:35,171 --> 00:34:36,185
I'm just jokin', bro.

795
00:34:36,187 --> 00:34:37,408
Hey, look, man, which way do I go?

796
00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:38,280
That way.

797
00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:45,828
All right, gentlemen,

798
00:34:45,830 --> 00:34:47,398
you don't get your uniform allowance

799
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,678
for another three months,

800
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,173
which means rookies can
obviously wear what they like,

801
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,938
but do you think that'd make me happy?

802
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:58,473
Do you think? Do you think?

803
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:01,668
Over there's a box filled with stuff

804
00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:04,958
that has been donated from
some of our regular carriers.

805
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,758
Now, when you find something you like,

806
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,448
you are more than welcome to put it on

807
00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:10,008
in the locker room down the hall.

808
00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:13,198
You can keep your balls in
your draws in my office.

809
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,598
You, too, Mr. Cock.

810
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,968
Oh, it's Cocks.

811
00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:16,938
What?

812
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,418
Cocks, with an S.

813
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,811
Well, keep it all in
your draws, all right?

814
00:35:20,813 --> 00:35:21,644
All five of 'em,

815
00:35:21,646 --> 00:35:23,098
however many you think you got.

816
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,348
What is so funny?

817
00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:25,181
Cock, you know.

818
00:35:25,183 --> 00:35:27,304
I'll be back
in a few minutes, okay?

819
00:35:27,306 --> 00:35:28,970
- All right.
- You just silly.

820
00:35:28,972 --> 00:35:30,755
I don't know why I even hired you.

821
00:35:30,757 --> 00:35:32,498
I don't know why I bother with you.

822
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,894
All right, let's see what we got here.

823
00:35:35,772 --> 00:35:38,628
Wait a minute, man, calm down.

824
00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:41,352
Oh, hell no.

825
00:35:41,354 --> 00:35:44,218
Man, this shit, this like
Daisy Dukes, man, damn.

826
00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,374
Looks like I might as
well be wearing a romper.

827
00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:48,158
Mr. Romper room,

828
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,588
you should just be happy
that you're getting

829
00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:52,060
some authentic post office uniforms.

830
00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,698
Yeah, whatever, man.

831
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,585
I'm gonna be changing
in the locker room.

832
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,978
Yeah, you go right ahead.

833
00:35:57,980 --> 00:36:00,413
I'll be changing right here.

834
00:36:00,415 --> 00:36:02,665
Put my ass out in the open.

835
00:36:06,906 --> 00:36:08,548
All right.

836
00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:09,381
What's up?

837
00:36:09,383 --> 00:36:11,148
Now, you look like a postman.

838
00:36:11,150 --> 00:36:12,035
Okay, all right.

839
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,108
All I gotta do now is teach
you how to deliver mail.

840
00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:16,160
Hey, man, I'm ready, baby.

841
00:36:16,162 --> 00:36:17,548
What we gonna do today? What's first?

842
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,767
Oh, you know what?

843
00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:22,648
First, man, I gotta stretch, man.

844
00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:25,928
Man, I don't know what's goin'
on with these shorts, man.

845
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,173
That's a good idea.

846
00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:30,148
Man, dude, I ain't stretchin' for real.

847
00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:30,981
Man, look it here,

848
00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:32,018
these shorts so tight, man,

849
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,047
they huggin' my nuts to my thighs.

850
00:36:34,882 --> 00:36:36,728
Well, you do look professional, though.

851
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,113
Whoo! Man.

852
00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:41,297
This ain't right.

853
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,268
I already got my practice in.

854
00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:43,934
You're the one that's in
training. Here, you drive.

855
00:36:43,936 --> 00:36:44,790
Okay, I'll drive.

856
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:52,068
Get these shorts off my
blue balls, you know?

857
00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:53,070
We can make it work.

858
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,916
Hold on, man.

859
00:36:55,918 --> 00:36:57,366
I'm tryin' to get up in this.

860
00:36:57,368 --> 00:36:58,581
God damn!

861
00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:02,468
Look at this God damn Terry
Crews lookin' motherfucker.

862
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,898
When we start hirin' felons?

863
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,848
Man, so this the new boy, huh?

864
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,488
Yeah, they started
phasing out the old trucks,

865
00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:10,808
started bringing in these
new Nissan cargo vans.

866
00:37:10,810 --> 00:37:11,641
Oh, okay,

867
00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:13,298
so, hey, we gotta start
payin' for our own gas?

868
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,348
- Nah.
- We don't?

869
00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:15,498
Company gives us a gas card.

870
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,418
Gas card, woo baby.

871
00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:19,128
Well, let's get it crackin' then.

872
00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:20,088
Hey.

873
00:37:20,090 --> 00:37:21,818
Shit, boy, it's hot as hell in here, boy.

874
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:24,481
What they got the air
conditioner set on, Hell?

875
00:37:24,483 --> 00:37:25,798
All right, hold up, let me turn this up.

876
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,803
All right, I'm set and ready to go, so.

877
00:37:29,991 --> 00:37:30,832
Take off.

878
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,558
Like I said, Brian,

879
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,847
you'll see all types on this route, bro.

880
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,055
Yeah.

881
00:37:49,057 --> 00:37:50,418
Yes, sir.

882
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,798
Hey, Mr. Postman.

883
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,208
I like them shorts.

884
00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:54,498
You got my mama mail?

885
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,941
Hell no, I ain't got your mama mail.

886
00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:57,658
What yo mama name, Louise?

887
00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:58,898
No, Miss Parker.

888
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,000
Nah, this ain't her.

889
00:38:01,014 --> 00:38:03,198
Baby, who are y'all? The OMG girls?

890
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,638
Destiny's Child rejects?

891
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,768
I like them shorts anyway.

892
00:38:07,770 --> 00:38:09,021
Oh, thanks, sweetie.

893
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,151
That's just Carlos, man,

894
00:38:14,153 --> 00:38:16,688
the little pain in the ass of the street.

895
00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:17,568
We see all types out here, brother.

896
00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:19,468
I'ma ask you again: are you ready?

897
00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:20,720
Man, this shit's crazy.

898
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,256
Yeah, I'm ready.

899
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:25,308
All right, I'm ready.

900
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,448
Oh, man, what the?

901
00:38:30,450 --> 00:38:31,495
You got my check?

902
00:38:31,497 --> 00:38:32,818
- You got my check?
- No, not today, Tyrone.

903
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:34,458
It comes in a couple weeks, buddy.

904
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:35,468
Okay.

905
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:40,068
Man, what the hell he
doin' with a football?

906
00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,803
He used to be an all-American
running back in high school.

907
00:38:42,805 --> 00:38:44,091
And, it's hot as hell
with that fur coat on, man.

908
00:38:44,093 --> 00:38:45,532
What the hell?

909
00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:46,953
I don't know if I can do this, bro.

910
00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:50,668
Hey, Scott.

911
00:38:50,670 --> 00:38:51,948
How you doin' today, Miss Benham?

912
00:38:51,950 --> 00:38:52,781
This is Brian.

913
00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:54,128
He'll be covering for
me for a couple of weeks

914
00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:55,118
while I'm on vacation.

915
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,038
That's right, you're
goin' on your big cruise.

916
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,068
Miss Benham knows everything

917
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,338
that's goin' on in this neighborhood.

918
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,958
- Nothing gets by her.
- Okay.

919
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,228
Nothing.

920
00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:06,908
I record everything on
this phone, everything.

921
00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:09,060
All right, now. Double 007.

922
00:39:09,062 --> 00:39:11,562
That's good to
know. This belongs to you.

923
00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:14,716
All right, have a good day.

924
00:39:21,470 --> 00:39:22,962
Ooh, hey,

925
00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:24,420
oh my gosh.

926
00:39:24,422 --> 00:39:26,198
- Thank you so much.
- All right, no problem.

927
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,493
Hey, you know, you are awfully sexy.

928
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:31,431
You like milk and cookies?

929
00:39:31,433 --> 00:39:33,414
Milk and cookies?

930
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:37,137
Milk and cookies.

931
00:39:37,139 --> 00:39:41,028
Cookies, cookies.

932
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:42,213
Come on.

933
00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:43,046
♪ Bust it down ♪

934
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:43,879
♪ Bust it down ♪

935
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:44,712
♪ Bust it down ♪

936
00:39:44,714 --> 00:39:45,545
♪ Bust it down ♪

937
00:39:45,547 --> 00:39:46,378
♪ Bus it down ♪

938
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:49,376
The boy had on Speedos and a housecoat.

939
00:39:49,378 --> 00:39:51,388
But, did you see the twerkin'?

940
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,737
The twerkin', man.

941
00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:54,438
Oh, man.

942
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,308
What's up, young man?

943
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,298
You're our new mailman?

944
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,608
Yes, indeed, I am, son.

945
00:39:57,610 --> 00:39:59,678
Man, you look stupid.

946
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,891
- I bet I'm smarter than you.
- You got on some nut huggers.

947
00:40:01,893 --> 00:40:03,588
Man, I ain't a bull. I've hurt no kids.

948
00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:04,658
Ain't a bull slappin' no kid.

949
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:05,498
Nigga, you better hold me back.

950
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,538
Brian, relax, relax.

951
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,479
Ooh, boy.

952
00:40:09,481 --> 00:40:11,128
We got all kinds on this route.

953
00:40:11,130 --> 00:40:11,961
All kinds.

954
00:40:11,963 --> 00:40:12,955
Hey, look, hey.

955
00:40:12,957 --> 00:40:14,488
I'm 'bout to put him in a choke hold.

956
00:40:14,490 --> 00:40:16,453
Children 'round the neighborhood and shit.

957
00:40:20,231 --> 00:40:21,062
Ooh, shit.

958
00:40:21,064 --> 00:40:21,895
Hey, Scott.

959
00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,519
Hey, Jovanne, how you doin'?

960
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:24,352
How are you doing?

961
00:40:24,354 --> 00:40:25,288
I'm good, I'm good. This is...

962
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,018
Brian Lincoln at your service.

963
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,418
Yes.

964
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:31,158
You are so very titty.

965
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,218
I mean, pretty. Yes.

966
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,815
Okay, so nice to meet you.

967
00:40:36,472 --> 00:40:40,565
Oh, yes.

968
00:40:41,490 --> 00:40:43,178
It's not Cinco de Mayo.

969
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:44,011
Oh, okay.

970
00:40:44,013 --> 00:40:45,468
No, but it is nice to meet you,

971
00:40:45,470 --> 00:40:48,380
and you're very guapo.

972
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:51,528
Oh, well, I do have plenty guapo, okay?

973
00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:54,328
I got a government-o, say job-o.

974
00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:56,008
Anyway, baby, look here.

975
00:40:56,010 --> 00:40:57,691
I need your signature for this, okay?

976
00:40:57,693 --> 00:40:58,524
Okay.

977
00:40:58,526 --> 00:41:00,138
Just sign right there.

978
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:01,288
On the bottom line, yeah.

979
00:41:01,290 --> 00:41:06,070
Fergie, Black Eyed Peas

980
00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:07,755
Oops, I ain't mean to do that.

981
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,738
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

982
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:11,188
Okay, good, yeah.

983
00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:15,428
Ooh

984
00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:16,903
- Oh, yay.
- Oh, yes.

985
00:41:18,681 --> 00:41:19,521
I'm excited.

986
00:41:19,523 --> 00:41:20,588
Oh, Lord, what is this, girl?

987
00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:23,628
Are you the neighborhood
sex drug dealer round here?

988
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:26,358
No, silly, this is the stuff
that keeps me slim and sexy.

989
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,098
Ooh, girl, I'll tell you what,

990
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,782
you are slim, and you are sexy.

991
00:41:29,784 --> 00:41:31,198
Oh, you know.

992
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,377
Then, it's working.

993
00:41:32,379 --> 00:41:33,210
Ooh, good catch.

994
00:41:33,212 --> 00:41:35,405
Damn.

995
00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:37,698
Ugh, girl, you know, I just
wanna put a little toot toot

996
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,054
on your beep beep, you
know what I'm sayin'?

997
00:41:40,056 --> 00:41:41,765
Well, we got some more work to do.

998
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,431
- Beep beep.
- Let's move it along, Brian.

999
00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:44,264
Hey, look, here we go,

1000
00:41:44,266 --> 00:41:45,097
I'm gonna have all your
checks for you, okay?

1001
00:41:45,099 --> 00:41:46,069
All your mail.

1002
00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,925
Yeah, you're so cute.

1003
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:56,081
What's up, Scott? What
you got for me today?

1004
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:57,488
You can keep them bills, though.

1005
00:41:57,490 --> 00:42:00,398
No, not today, Mack,
just these advertisements.

1006
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,208
This is Brian. He'll be
filling in for me for a while.

1007
00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:04,578
Oh, let me properly introduce myself.

1008
00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:05,528
My name is Mack.

1009
00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:06,678
I run everything over here.

1010
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,695
- Okay.
- And, over there.

1011
00:42:07,697 --> 00:42:10,298
All right, okay, relax, man, relax.

1012
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,098
Okay, all right, so that's you, huh?

1013
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:12,931
Mm hmm.

1014
00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:14,098
All right, man, well listen in.

1015
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,868
I'm not tryin' to run nothin', all right?

1016
00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,438
I just be here doin' my job.

1017
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,368
Good, 'cause if I
ever catch you creepin'

1018
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,341
over at Jovanne's house,

1019
00:42:20,343 --> 00:42:22,738
there's gonna be a
problem, homie, a problem.

1020
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,469
Oh, Jesus, boy, was you
suckin' titties last night?

1021
00:42:25,471 --> 00:42:27,021
I think the milk went bad.

1022
00:42:28,411 --> 00:42:29,278
Nigga, that's man breath.

1023
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,111
Oh, shit.

1024
00:42:30,113 --> 00:42:30,944
You wouldn't know nothin' about that.

1025
00:42:30,946 --> 00:42:32,948
All right, Mr. Scott,
let's beam up outta here.

1026
00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:35,718
- Come on, Brian.
- Fellas, ya'll be easy now.

1027
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,863
Tight ass shorts on.

1028
00:42:39,145 --> 00:42:40,257
What's up, Aaliyah?

1029
00:42:40,259 --> 00:42:41,448
- Hey, Mack.
- How your brother doin'?

1030
00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:42,281
He fine.

1031
00:42:42,283 --> 00:42:44,020
- Tell him to call me.
- Okay.

1032
00:42:44,877 --> 00:42:46,327
Her brother got that paper.

1033
00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:55,413
Oh, man.

1034
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,999
Gonna grab a bite to eat, bro.

1035
00:42:58,001 --> 00:42:58,832
I'm starvin'.

1036
00:42:58,834 --> 00:43:02,448
No, man, shit, my feet killin'
me from all that walkin'.

1037
00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:05,383
I'm just gonna sit right
here, chill, drink my water.

1038
00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:08,358
Yeah, that's how it
was when I first started.

1039
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,908
Well, suit yourself.

1040
00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:11,049
I'll be back.

1041
00:43:11,051 --> 00:43:12,468
All right, man.

1042
00:43:13,486 --> 00:43:15,652
Damn, my feet killin' me.

1043
00:44:55,979 --> 00:44:57,926
Oh, aw, hell no.

1044
00:44:57,928 --> 00:44:59,733
You okay in there?

1045
00:44:59,735 --> 00:45:02,997
Whoa, whew, man, I just had
the worst dream of my life.

1046
00:45:02,999 --> 00:45:04,648
I mean, my girl was like,

1047
00:45:04,650 --> 00:45:06,432
one minute she was,

1048
00:45:06,434 --> 00:45:08,048
and then the other minute,

1049
00:45:08,050 --> 00:45:09,398
man I just saw somebody in a blue,

1050
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,008
Cookie Monster suit with his ass out.

1051
00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,036
- It was crazy.
- What?

1052
00:45:14,038 --> 00:45:15,768
That don't make me gay, does it?

1053
00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:16,908
Gay friendly.

1054
00:45:16,910 --> 00:45:17,988
Gay friendly.

1055
00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:19,131
Let's get the hell outta here.

1056
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:31,651
It's cool, bay.

1057
00:45:31,653 --> 00:45:33,456
If you're good with it, I'm good with it.

1058
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:35,470
- Erick.
- We in here, cuz.

1059
00:45:35,472 --> 00:45:37,666
What's happenin'?

1060
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:39,242
Oh, yeah.

1061
00:45:39,244 --> 00:45:40,075
All right.

1062
00:45:40,077 --> 00:45:42,321
Damn, B, can you
breathe in them clothes?

1063
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:43,748
What, man? These
government issues, Jack.

1064
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:44,978
What you talkin' about, man?

1065
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:45,928
Look, I'm just sayin', man,

1066
00:45:45,930 --> 00:45:48,869
they got you lookin' like the
mailman slash boy scout, bro.

1067
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,078
Yeah, go and get your jokes out.

1068
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,018
Look, man, this my friend Shane-Shane,

1069
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,166
this my cousin Brian.

1070
00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,158
- Hey.
- Hey.

1071
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,378
You are so booty-ful.

1072
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,564
I mean, beautiful.

1073
00:45:57,566 --> 00:45:58,968
Thank you.

1074
00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:01,019
Man, sit yo ass down.

1075
00:46:01,021 --> 00:46:02,352
I'm just sayin'.

1076
00:46:02,354 --> 00:46:03,768
Well, I got a cousin that
could probably hook you up.

1077
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:05,675
I mean, I've seen her
work miracles on people.

1078
00:46:05,677 --> 00:46:07,341
- Okay.
- I mean, but, why you ain't

1079
00:46:07,343 --> 00:46:08,418
just wear some pants, though?

1080
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:09,948
Did you see how hot it is outside?

1081
00:46:09,950 --> 00:46:11,233
It's hot as hell.

1082
00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:12,948
All right? I ain't
gonna be walkin' around,

1083
00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,008
deliverin' mail with that on.

1084
00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:16,310
All right, well let
me get her on the phone.

1085
00:46:20,507 --> 00:46:22,078
Keysha,

1086
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:22,911
girl.

1087
00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,913
You still got the hookup on them clothes?

1088
00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:27,308
'Cause, girl, I mean,

1089
00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:31,348
we got a 911, man down,
Rihanna-type situation over here.

1090
00:46:31,350 --> 00:46:32,181
Calm down, all right?

1091
00:46:32,183 --> 00:46:33,188
I ain't lookin' for nothin'.

1092
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:35,128
Yeah, you think you could
do that for me, though?

1093
00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:37,343
Okay, cool. I'll holler at you.

1094
00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:39,468
Okay.

1095
00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:41,058
She said she got you.

1096
00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:41,891
All right, then.

1097
00:46:41,893 --> 00:46:43,648
Shit, that's what I'm talkin' about, girl.

1098
00:46:43,650 --> 00:46:46,688
I'ma have to move up into
upper menage.

1099
00:46:46,690 --> 00:46:49,093
I mean management on the job, you see.

1100
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,271
Hey, what's up, Clay?

1101
00:46:56,273 --> 00:46:57,848
Your little sister tell
you I said, "Call me,"

1102
00:46:57,850 --> 00:46:58,868
man, I ain't hear from you.

1103
00:46:58,870 --> 00:47:00,358
Yeah, she told me to call you.

1104
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,198
Money callin', too, my
nigga, and we gettin' it.

1105
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,138
About that, I need a favor.

1106
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:06,198
That favor require
money? I ain't got it.

1107
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,558
Damn, nigga, you ain't even hear me out.

1108
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,678
Nigga, I ain't got to hear you out

1109
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,398
to know that no mean no.

1110
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,231
Beat it.

1111
00:47:11,233 --> 00:47:12,470
- It's like that?
- Yeah.

1112
00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:14,778
- It's like that.
- All right.

1113
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:16,280
Yup. Remember that.

1114
00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:48,948
All right, everybody, listen up.

1115
00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:50,068
Bring it in.

1116
00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:50,901
Come on.

1117
00:47:50,903 --> 00:47:52,728
You look like a damn hip hop fool.

1118
00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:55,038
Oh, well, thank you for noticing.

1119
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,508
Just a little somethin'
my peoples put together.

1120
00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:59,558
All right, everybody, remember

1121
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,608
to hit all of your scan
points out there today, okay?

1122
00:48:02,610 --> 00:48:06,153
That goes for everybody,
including you, Mr. Berry.

1123
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:08,843
Crazy Dave.

1124
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,428
All right, let's get to work.

1125
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,261
Let's go.

1126
00:48:12,263 --> 00:48:13,713
That boy's crazy, man.

1127
00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:21,149
What's up, baby?

1128
00:48:24,522 --> 00:48:25,355
Wow.

1129
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:28,344
See you took care of your shorts problem.

1130
00:48:28,346 --> 00:48:30,298
Yeah, man,
you know what I'm sayin'?

1131
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:32,418
Yesterday, I was lookin'
like Julius Irving.

1132
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:36,298
Today, I'm lookin' like
Lebron James, ya dig?

1133
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,718
Okay, Lebron James,

1134
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,708
dump the rest of these packages
in the back of the truck.

1135
00:48:39,710 --> 00:48:41,613
Right away, right away.

1136
00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:49,058
Okay, you got your scanner on you?

1137
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:49,998
Yep.

1138
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,104
Good, 'cause I got chewed
out by Miss Kelly yesterday.

1139
00:48:52,106 --> 00:48:54,098
Hurry up, so we
can get back my route.

1140
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,410
Okay, all right.

1141
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,150
Look at ya, little thing.

1142
00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:04,816
You a little monster, ain't ya?

1143
00:49:04,818 --> 00:49:05,649
I'll get ya.

1144
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:06,651
I'll get ya.

1145
00:49:09,275 --> 00:49:10,239
Oh, shit.

1146
00:49:12,731 --> 00:49:17,731
Oh, shit.

1147
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,218
Tonka, get over here. Stop
playin' with the mailman.

1148
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,178
Yeah, Tonka.

1149
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,206
Don't play with the mailman.

1150
00:49:46,231 --> 00:49:47,748
Ooh, man.

1151
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:49,288
Well, Brian, it's been fun training you.

1152
00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:51,078
It's vacation time for
me starting tomorrow.

1153
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:51,911
Okay.

1154
00:49:51,913 --> 00:49:54,298
Just remember everything I showed you.

1155
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,855
Please remember to hang the scanner up,

1156
00:49:55,857 --> 00:49:57,478
and oh, don't forget,

1157
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,748
we don't go in people's backyards.

1158
00:49:58,750 --> 00:49:59,768
Right, exactly man.

1159
00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:01,164
I had to learn that the hard way, right?

1160
00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:03,261
Hey, but listen, man,

1161
00:50:03,263 --> 00:50:04,094
thank you for everything, man.

1162
00:50:04,096 --> 00:50:05,241
I think I really got this, man.

1163
00:50:05,243 --> 00:50:07,138
- All right.
- Yeah.

1164
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:07,973
All right.

1165
00:50:11,790 --> 00:50:12,941
Hey, how was your day out there today?

1166
00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,918
Man, it was crazy out there.

1167
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,228
Crazy is right.

1168
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:18,348
Somebody kidnapped a little
girl a couple days ago

1169
00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:19,968
from the same neighborhood you work in.

1170
00:50:19,970 --> 00:50:22,568
- Damn, that's messed up.
- Yeah.

1171
00:50:22,570 --> 00:50:24,028
Just be on the lookout.

1172
00:50:24,030 --> 00:50:25,259
Yeah, definitely.

1173
00:50:25,261 --> 00:50:26,261
All right.

1174
00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:52,398
Delete.

1175
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,823
So long, Mr. Lincoln.

1176
00:51:02,009 --> 00:51:07,009
Oh, this motherfucker.

1177
00:51:13,104 --> 00:51:17,043
Oh, Lord.

1178
00:51:17,045 --> 00:51:17,878
Shit, hey.

1179
00:51:18,763 --> 00:51:20,010
This motherfucker, ugh.

1180
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,399
Oh, man.

1181
00:51:24,401 --> 00:51:25,889
What, man, you ain't gonna
wash your hands or nothin'?

1182
00:51:25,891 --> 00:51:27,118
You ain't gonna wash your hands?

1183
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,007
Man, you ain't Crazy Dave, you Nasty Dave.

1184
00:51:40,812 --> 00:51:42,997
Mr. Lincoln, in my office now.

1185
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:49,030
Come on in, sit down, Mr. Lincoln.

1186
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:51,628
Hey, what's up, Miss Kelly?

1187
00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,508
I've been goin' over these scanners.

1188
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:56,183
How come everybody's
is in except for yours?

1189
00:51:56,185 --> 00:51:57,458
What?

1190
00:51:57,460 --> 00:52:00,384
Hey, I swear I made all my scans today.

1191
00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:03,188
All right, well, I don't
know what's up either,

1192
00:52:03,190 --> 00:52:05,143
but you need to learn what's up.

1193
00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:09,278
Look, I'm gonna give you a
chance to redeem yourself,

1194
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,443
only because I remotely like you.

1195
00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:16,208
Now, a package came here from
Pepper Pike, wrong station.

1196
00:52:16,210 --> 00:52:18,398
I told them we'd just go
ahead and deliver it for them.

1197
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,758
- Can you do that?
- All right.

1198
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,888
While you're out there,

1199
00:52:20,890 --> 00:52:22,190
take a look at this flyer.

1200
00:52:23,451 --> 00:52:25,758
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the missing girl.

1201
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,128
Tracy was tellin' me about this.

1202
00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:27,961
Yeah.

1203
00:52:27,963 --> 00:52:30,078
I need you to keep your eyes
open out there, all right?

1204
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,038
Okay, will do.

1205
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,093
Thank you, Mr. Lincoln, you can go.

1206
00:52:33,095 --> 00:52:34,095
All right.

1207
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:54,311
Ugh, Tyrone, what the hell
are you doin' in my truck?

1208
00:52:54,313 --> 00:52:55,768
Got my check? Got my check?

1209
00:52:55,770 --> 00:52:57,660
Nah, man, I ain't got no check, man.

1210
00:52:57,662 --> 00:52:59,464
'Bout three more weeks, all right?

1211
00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:25,463
Oh, wait.

1212
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:27,928
"Please take mail from mailbox."

1213
00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:28,763
Okay.

1214
00:53:31,797 --> 00:53:35,462
Oh, Lord!

1215
00:53:35,464 --> 00:53:36,297
Jesus!

1216
00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:38,298
You little basterd,

1217
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:40,138
hey, you better not put
this on the internet!

1218
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:41,458
I don't wanna see it on Facebook,

1219
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:44,423
Instagram, YouTube, none of it!

1220
00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:49,611
I'ma murder these kids.

1221
00:53:49,613 --> 00:53:51,161
I don't know if I can do this job.

1222
00:53:51,163 --> 00:53:52,833
I don't know what's gonna happen to me.

1223
00:53:53,820 --> 00:53:55,625
Mr. Lincoln.

1224
00:53:55,627 --> 00:53:56,458
Yo, yo.

1225
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:59,158
Hey, I got that package Miss
Kelly wants you to deliver.

1226
00:53:59,160 --> 00:53:59,993
Oh, okay.

1227
00:54:01,014 --> 00:54:01,845
You gotta hurry up, too,

1228
00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:02,678
'cause you gotta go all the way

1229
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,579
over there to that rich neighborhood.

1230
00:54:04,581 --> 00:54:05,412
All right, be safe.

1231
00:54:05,414 --> 00:54:06,247
All right.

1232
00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:13,216
Damn, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

1233
00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:16,228
Oh, hey there, ma'am, how you doin'?

1234
00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:19,538
Ooh, you can bring that
mail right here, baby.

1235
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:23,918
Ooh, boy, you must be
new. What's your name?

1236
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,438
Brian Lincoln, ma'am.

1237
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,048
Oh, man.

1238
00:54:27,050 --> 00:54:28,723
Oh, no, no, boo-boo.

1239
00:54:29,630 --> 00:54:32,304
You call me Peaches.

1240
00:54:32,306 --> 00:54:33,139
Okay.

1241
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,423
Look at you, lookin' all
caramel and scrumdiliumcious.

1242
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:47,520
Ooh, I can tell you smoke weed
by the way your lips look.

1243
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,453
I keep that law back, baby,

1244
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:57,038
and if you ever wanna come to the jungle

1245
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,203
and wrestle with the cougar,

1246
00:55:00,836 --> 00:55:03,668
I'm one knock away, baby.

1247
00:55:03,670 --> 00:55:07,148
You got the cougar sound
down and everything.

1248
00:55:07,150 --> 00:55:08,343
Well, Miss Peaches,

1249
00:55:09,270 --> 00:55:11,358
if I'd ever decide I wanna be Tarzan,

1250
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,518
I'll give you a knock, okay?

1251
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,038
One knock away, baby.

1252
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,606
All righty then.

1253
00:55:16,608 --> 00:55:17,691
Mm, mm, mm.

1254
00:55:20,399 --> 00:55:21,232
Ooh.

1255
00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,438
Oh, hello, typically white lady,

1256
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,471
jogging in a typical white
neighborhood.

1257
00:55:39,473 --> 00:55:41,218
Damn, she got an ass, too.

1258
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:42,644
Shit.

1259
00:55:42,646 --> 00:55:44,313
Where this house at?

1260
00:55:50,270 --> 00:55:52,472
Is this the right address?

1261
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,918
It's right.

1262
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,428
Damn, why they got that big ass horse

1263
00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:57,488
sittin' in the front yard?

1264
00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:00,013
All right.

1265
00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:21,838
Dog contained by invisible fence?

1266
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,963
That mean you can't get me?

1267
00:56:23,965 --> 00:56:25,949
Hey, boy, you can't get me now.

1268
00:56:25,951 --> 00:56:27,065
You can't get me.

1269
00:56:27,067 --> 00:56:27,898
Ha!

1270
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:29,564
Get some of this. Come
on, get some of this!

1271
00:56:29,566 --> 00:56:30,981
Get it, get it, get it!

1272
00:56:34,070 --> 00:56:34,948
Oh, I get you boy.

1273
00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:35,783
Oh, shit.

1274
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:52,188
All right, Miss Jovanne Mendoza.

1275
00:56:52,190 --> 00:56:54,840
Let's see what you got goin'
on in your social media.

1276
00:56:56,954 --> 00:57:01,068
Mm, talent show, Saturday night.

1277
00:57:01,070 --> 00:57:02,318
Sign up online.

1278
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,663
Okay, I think I will.

1279
00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:06,721
They want my social?

1280
00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:08,758
What they want my social
for? What the hell?

1281
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,210
Oh, it's a money prize, okay.

1282
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,460
Oh, I got somethin' for that ass.

1283
00:57:18,510 --> 00:57:19,598
Hey, brother, hey.

1284
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,688
Oh, man!

1285
00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:24,267
Hey, maybe just count to 10, man.

1286
00:57:24,269 --> 00:57:26,558
I ain't gonna shoot you, Mr. Postman.

1287
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,908
These motherfuckers
kidnapped my little sister,

1288
00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:31,028
and I'm gonna kill 'em when I catch 'em.

1289
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,118
The little kidnapped girl?
That's your little sister?

1290
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:33,978
Yeah.

1291
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:35,188
Oh, baby, look, man.

1292
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:38,294
I could communicate with
you a lot better, okay,

1293
00:57:38,296 --> 00:57:39,935
if you just drop that gun.

1294
00:57:39,937 --> 00:57:41,439
Come on, man, put the gun down.

1295
00:57:42,896 --> 00:57:43,896
You can do it, yeah.

1296
00:57:45,030 --> 00:57:47,858
These motherfuckers
kidnapped my little sister.

1297
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,188
They holdin' her for ransom.

1298
00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:50,368
I'm agreein' to pay,

1299
00:57:50,370 --> 00:57:52,813
but they keep goin' up on the damn price.

1300
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,688
Two years ago, my mother died,

1301
00:57:55,690 --> 00:57:58,603
and I swore to her that I'd
look out for my little sister.

1302
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,140
What's your name, man?

1303
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:02,871
I'm Brian.

1304
00:58:02,873 --> 00:58:04,128
Brian, I'm Clay.

1305
00:58:04,130 --> 00:58:06,088
I see you walkin'
through the neighborhood,

1306
00:58:06,090 --> 00:58:07,208
deliverin' your little mail.

1307
00:58:07,210 --> 00:58:09,138
You hear anything around
this motherfucker,

1308
00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:09,971
you bring it to me.

1309
00:58:09,973 --> 00:58:12,578
You hear me? You bring it to me.

1310
00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:16,498
Man, I hear anything, I
will bring it to you, okay?

1311
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,123
Now, all that shit yours.

1312
00:58:27,290 --> 00:58:30,158
Mr. Lincoln, are you
trying to get fired?

1313
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,938
No, Miss Kelly, what's
up? What happened?

1314
00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:34,988
How come when I walked past
your casing area this morning,

1315
00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:37,878
I found a whole bunch of
advertisement papers balled up

1316
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,295
with the addresses ripped off?

1317
00:58:39,297 --> 00:58:40,128
I don't know,

1318
00:58:40,130 --> 00:58:41,588
because I delivered
all my advos yesterday.

1319
00:58:41,590 --> 00:58:42,898
I mean, I don't know,

1320
00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:44,158
somebody must've put 'em there.

1321
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,809
I'm not trying to hear your
cokin', danggon', poppycock.

1322
00:58:47,811 --> 00:58:49,028
That's two,

1323
00:58:49,030 --> 00:58:50,728
two strikes now.

1324
00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:51,958
You get one more, Mr. Lincoln.

1325
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,478
One more again,

1326
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,268
and your ass is outta here!

1327
00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,813
Now, get your ass outta here!

1328
00:58:57,981 --> 00:58:59,368
Go on and get out of my office!

1329
00:58:59,370 --> 00:59:00,905
All right, man, but man,
I'm just tryin' to say.

1330
00:59:00,907 --> 00:59:03,298
Jesus, take the wheel and
get outta my office, man.

1331
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:04,133
Get out!

1332
00:59:05,810 --> 00:59:06,943
You drive me crazy.

1333
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,513
Where my pills?

1334
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,264
Oh, man.

1335
00:59:15,266 --> 00:59:16,097
Man, you know what?

1336
00:59:16,099 --> 00:59:18,068
I know I delivered all
of my shit yesterday.

1337
00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:19,151
Somebody's tryin' to set me up.

1338
00:59:19,153 --> 00:59:22,369
I see the hip hop mailman
got chewed out again, huh?

1339
00:59:22,371 --> 00:59:24,554
Man, if you don't get the hell on.

1340
00:59:24,556 --> 00:59:26,458
Man, you lucky I had a
bad night last night.

1341
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:28,233
Not in here, Brian, not today.

1342
00:59:35,101 --> 00:59:35,934
Woo!

1343
00:59:38,164 --> 00:59:39,615
It's goin' down in here tonight.

1344
00:59:39,617 --> 00:59:41,532
Hey, man, that's the
girl right there, boy.

1345
00:59:41,534 --> 00:59:42,667
Man, she aight.

1346
00:59:42,669 --> 00:59:43,500
Man, come on.

1347
00:59:43,502 --> 00:59:45,444
Hey, the talent show about to start.

1348
00:59:45,446 --> 00:59:46,630
What's up, what's up, what's up?

1349
00:59:46,632 --> 00:59:48,768
It's the one and only DJ Ryan Wolf,

1350
00:59:48,770 --> 00:59:51,208
right now with the Saturday Night Special.

1351
00:59:51,210 --> 00:59:53,608
We do this each and every Saturday.

1352
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:55,611
First up, Jovanne.

1353
01:00:45,606 --> 01:00:47,798
Give it up for Jovanne, everybody,

1354
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,645
with your sexy self.

1355
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,228
Mm, mm, mm.

1356
01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:55,127
Next up, we got Matt
rappin', "Pissin' Me Off."

1357
01:00:56,656 --> 01:00:58,519
♪ You don't wanna be pissin 'me off ♪

1358
01:00:58,521 --> 01:00:59,933
♪ 'Cause you're pissin' me off ♪

1359
01:00:59,935 --> 01:01:01,436
♪ Stop pissin' me off ♪

1360
01:01:36,595 --> 01:01:40,095
Last, but not least, we got Brian Lincoln.

1361
01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,178
How y'all doin'?

1362
01:01:47,180 --> 01:01:50,583
I just wanna do a little
somethin' I wrote.

1363
01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:54,622
I was sittin' at home
worried about my girlfriend.

1364
01:01:54,624 --> 01:01:56,576
I haven't been able to
find her lately, so.

1365
01:01:59,270 --> 01:02:00,493
I'm a loner sort of guy,

1366
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,380
but I'ma be all right.

1367
01:02:07,885 --> 01:02:08,716
♪ Just wanna say ♪

1368
01:02:08,718 --> 01:02:11,217
♪ Bitch, where are you? ♪

1369
01:02:11,219 --> 01:02:14,102
♪ I ain't seen you in a while ♪

1370
01:02:14,104 --> 01:02:15,920
♪ Came by your house yesterday ♪

1371
01:02:15,922 --> 01:02:19,638
♪ And your mama said, "Child" ♪

1372
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,011
Oh, y'all ain't feelin' that one, huh?

1373
01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:22,918
All right, I got one for you.

1374
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,813
How 'bout this?

1375
01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:30,785
♪ Til the sweat run down my balls ♪

1376
01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:36,040
♪ Til all you bitches crawl ♪

1377
01:02:36,042 --> 01:02:38,843
♪ All you skeet, skeet,
skeet motherfucker ♪

1378
01:02:38,845 --> 01:02:41,140
♪ All, you skeet, God damn ♪

1379
01:02:41,142 --> 01:02:43,308
♪ From the window ♪

1380
01:02:43,310 --> 01:02:46,395
♪ To the wall ♪

1381
01:02:46,397 --> 01:02:49,086
♪ Til the sweat run down my balls ♪

1382
01:02:49,088 --> 01:02:51,288
♪ All you bitches crawl ♪

1383
01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:52,224
Everybody!

1384
01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:54,574
♪ All you skeet, skeet,
skeet motherfucker ♪

1385
01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:57,273
♪ All you skeet, God damn ♪

1386
01:02:58,819 --> 01:02:59,652
Thank you.

1387
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:03,638
Everybody give it up for B.

1388
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,996
You feel me, boy?

1389
01:03:04,998 --> 01:03:07,184
Now it's time to see who
gone win the big ones,

1390
01:03:07,186 --> 01:03:08,622
$500.

1391
01:03:08,624 --> 01:03:11,057
Could my lovely assistant
please come up with the slip?

1392
01:03:17,221 --> 01:03:18,638
And the winner is

1393
01:03:19,698 --> 01:03:21,324
Brian Lincoln.

1394
01:03:42,265 --> 01:03:44,521
Yeah, I'ma use that
whole $500 on you, boo.

1395
01:03:44,523 --> 01:03:47,033
I can use that,
you know what I'm sayin'?

1396
01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:47,866
Hey.

1397
01:03:47,868 --> 01:03:48,699
Hey, what's up, girl?

1398
01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:50,808
You're supposed to be my
mailman, not stealing my money.

1399
01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:52,438
Well, you know, baby,
I had to go up there

1400
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,823
and do what I had to do.

1401
01:03:54,825 --> 01:03:55,656
All right.

1402
01:03:55,658 --> 01:03:56,489
Well, you know, I'm just kiddin' girl.

1403
01:03:56,491 --> 01:03:57,322
Look, how you doin'?

1404
01:03:57,324 --> 01:03:58,538
You can sing, girl.

1405
01:03:58,540 --> 01:03:59,738
Thank you,

1406
01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:01,076
but I'm sad now.

1407
01:04:01,078 --> 01:04:01,968
What's up?

1408
01:04:01,970 --> 01:04:03,098
I lost.

1409
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:03,931
I'll tell you what.

1410
01:04:03,933 --> 01:04:04,764
Let me make it up to you, okay?

1411
01:04:04,766 --> 01:04:06,038
We'll go out for drinks.

1412
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:06,871
That sounds cool.

1413
01:04:06,873 --> 01:04:09,298
Okay, cool, let me have your number.

1414
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:10,418
No, you know what? Matter of fact,

1415
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:11,338
let me give you mine,

1416
01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:13,105
so I know you serious,
you know what I'm sayin'?

1417
01:04:13,107 --> 01:04:16,946
Oh, my God, you're so silly.

1418
01:04:16,948 --> 01:04:18,018
Hold up.

1419
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,418
Okay, so I'm gonna call you from work.

1420
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:21,251
Okay.

1421
01:04:21,253 --> 01:04:23,758
So, don't try to play Mr.
Joe Cool, whatever you guys do.

1422
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,328
Pick up my call.

1423
01:04:25,330 --> 01:04:26,161
You just gonna holler at this nigga?

1424
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,238
You know I'm right here.

1425
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,722
- Mack.
- Mack, just chill.

1426
01:04:28,724 --> 01:04:29,991
Shut up, fool, ain't
nobody talkin' to you.

1427
01:04:29,993 --> 01:04:31,743
Damn, man, you been
suckin' on that titty again?

1428
01:04:31,745 --> 01:04:33,897
- Shut up, nigga.
- Oh, fuck.

1429
01:04:33,899 --> 01:04:35,066
Oh, hell no.

1430
01:04:36,026 --> 01:04:38,386
Get outta my bar, now!

1431
01:04:38,388 --> 01:04:39,638
Come on, man.

1432
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,708
If it's movin' around here,

1433
01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:47,908
we definitely don't know about it.

1434
01:04:47,910 --> 01:04:49,594
I know that's right.

1435
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,053
Who's that?

1436
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,727
I know that ain't my nigga Tino.

1437
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,543
Hey, man, I'll be right back.

1438
01:05:03,244 --> 01:05:04,609
Tino.

1439
01:05:04,611 --> 01:05:06,481
What up, Mack?

1440
01:05:06,483 --> 01:05:11,483
Look at you, boy.

1441
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:13,702
Mack, baby, look at you.

1442
01:05:13,704 --> 01:05:14,879
Man, how you been, man?

1443
01:05:14,881 --> 01:05:15,712
I'm good, man.

1444
01:05:15,714 --> 01:05:16,793
- What's good, man?
- Long time, no see, baby.

1445
01:05:16,795 --> 01:05:17,626
Yeah, man, I've been chillin', man.

1446
01:05:17,628 --> 01:05:19,572
Like when Jordan was wearing 54.

1447
01:05:19,574 --> 01:05:20,760
Don't you mean 45?

1448
01:05:20,762 --> 01:05:22,596
45, 72, whatever, man.

1449
01:05:22,598 --> 01:05:24,128
I'm just tryin' to stay out of jail, baby.

1450
01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:25,868
I see you still a fool, man.

1451
01:05:25,870 --> 01:05:27,598
Look, if you need somethin',

1452
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,431
I got you.

1453
01:05:28,433 --> 01:05:29,908
Bro, I'm so happy you said that, man.

1454
01:05:29,910 --> 01:05:30,741
Damn, I'm happy.

1455
01:05:30,743 --> 01:05:32,108
You know, 'cause I do need a favor.

1456
01:05:32,110 --> 01:05:32,941
Talk to me.

1457
01:05:32,943 --> 01:05:34,901
I need you to check this out,
man, 'cause the government,

1458
01:05:34,903 --> 01:05:36,158
I think they got it tagged, man.

1459
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,488
Why you say that?

1460
01:05:37,490 --> 01:05:38,508
Watch this, man.

1461
01:05:38,510 --> 01:05:41,718
Siri, what is my name?

1462
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,938
You're Tino.

1463
01:05:44,703 --> 01:05:45,868
Look at that.

1464
01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:50,388
Siri, how much money
do I got in my pocket?

1465
01:05:50,390 --> 01:05:52,471
- $5.75.
- How do she know that?

1466
01:05:52,473 --> 01:05:54,128
Man, you been gone too long.

1467
01:05:54,130 --> 01:05:56,547
Your girl probably programmed
your name in that phone.

1468
01:05:56,549 --> 01:05:57,380
That's just Siri talkin' to you.

1469
01:05:57,382 --> 01:05:59,888
Who the hell is Siri, and
how do she know my name?

1470
01:05:59,890 --> 01:06:01,888
Look, man, go see your family,
come back and holla at me.

1471
01:06:01,890 --> 01:06:03,978
I'll show you how to work your phone.

1472
01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:06,968
Siri, where is this nigga goin'?

1473
01:06:06,970 --> 01:06:08,458
I'm not sure I understand.

1474
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,158
See, she know that, too.

1475
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,843
She said you ain't goin' nowhere.

1476
01:06:35,350 --> 01:06:36,181
Hey.

1477
01:06:36,183 --> 01:06:39,328
Sweet Jesus, he's here.

1478
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,103
He here, y'all. He here.

1479
01:06:43,090 --> 01:06:44,033
Hey, Bernard.

1480
01:06:46,130 --> 01:06:46,998
Hey, baby.

1481
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,493
We all been waiting on you.

1482
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,203
My name is Brian.

1483
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,878
Oh, I see, okay.

1484
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,508
Bernard Walker cremation.

1485
01:06:56,510 --> 01:06:57,578
Cremation?

1486
01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:59,058
Oh, hell no.

1487
01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:01,047
Can you take this dead
body from me, please?

1488
01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,798
Come on in, baby.

1489
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,318
No, I'm sorry, Miss Walker,

1490
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,778
I gotta finish making my deliveries.

1491
01:07:06,780 --> 01:07:09,628
We just gonna say a little
prayer right quick, that's all.

1492
01:07:09,630 --> 01:07:11,417
All right, okay, no problem.

1493
01:07:11,419 --> 01:07:12,752
Okay, come on.

1494
01:07:17,569 --> 01:07:18,658
Oh, thank you.

1495
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:19,688
He's here, y'all, he's here.

1496
01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:21,540
I should've never smoked that weed.

1497
01:07:30,610 --> 01:07:31,443
Let us pray.

1498
01:07:32,550 --> 01:07:33,458
Dear Father in heaven,

1499
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:35,958
we come before you asking
for comfort, Father,

1500
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,168
for the friends, family, and the
loved one of the dearly departed.

1501
01:07:39,170 --> 01:07:40,498
We come to you, Father,

1502
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,838
because we...

1503
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,218
uh oh.

1504
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:44,588
That's cousin Tino.

1505
01:07:44,590 --> 01:07:45,845
Hey, hey, how y'all doin'?

1506
01:07:45,847 --> 01:07:48,078
All right, love the dress.

1507
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,973
Look here, I've been in the pen,

1508
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:51,748
and while I was in there,

1509
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,818
I picked up a Bible.

1510
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:57,178
So, now I wanna read somethin'
for my cousin, Bernard.

1511
01:07:57,180 --> 01:08:00,866
Let's turn to the book of Ludacris.

1512
01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,528
That's Leviticus.

1513
01:08:02,530 --> 01:08:04,363
Okay, well how 'bout

1514
01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:08,299
the book of Pisan?

1515
01:08:08,301 --> 01:08:09,418
That's Pslams.

1516
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:11,468
Okay, we'll let's
turn to the book of Job.

1517
01:08:11,470 --> 01:08:13,458
That's Job.

1518
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,303
Dang, boy.

1519
01:08:15,530 --> 01:08:17,648
Uncle, just finish the prayer.

1520
01:08:17,650 --> 01:08:19,038
Okay.

1521
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,818
Lord, he was a faithful man,

1522
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:23,278
just not to his wife,

1523
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,428
and he was a good provider for his family,

1524
01:08:25,430 --> 01:08:26,758
when he wasn't spendin' all his money

1525
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,198
on Newport kings and the lottery.

1526
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,138
And, he was the kinda guy

1527
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:31,778
that'd give you the shirt off his back,

1528
01:08:31,780 --> 01:08:33,308
but he usually didn't have one,

1529
01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:35,178
because he gambled it away.

1530
01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:38,058
And, Lord, we love him,
because you gave him to us.

1531
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:40,578
We may need to talk about that, too, Lord,

1532
01:08:40,580 --> 01:08:42,288
but he gone, now, so,

1533
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:45,298
Lord, just comfort us
now in our time of need.

1534
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:46,133
Amen.

1535
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,233
Oh, hell naw.

1536
01:08:53,117 --> 01:08:54,248
What are you doing here, man?

1537
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,558
Me and Bernard used to be homies.

1538
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:56,678
We was bus trip buddies.

1539
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:57,511
Oh, okay.

1540
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:59,813
All right, well, be easy, Jack.

1541
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,083
Peaches.

1542
01:09:16,330 --> 01:09:17,363
Hey, I got this letter for you.

1543
01:09:17,365 --> 01:09:18,732
Come in.

1544
01:09:18,734 --> 01:09:19,565
Oh, all right.

1545
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,248
Hey, there, Miss Peaches.

1546
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:24,268
Got a little letter for ya.

1547
01:09:24,270 --> 01:09:28,048
You bring your sexy ass over here

1548
01:09:28,050 --> 01:09:30,997
and put that mail right there.

1549
01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:31,830
All right, well, you know what?

1550
01:09:31,832 --> 01:09:32,668
I'ma put it right here.

1551
01:09:32,670 --> 01:09:34,703
Mm, closer.

1552
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:39,046
How 'bout right there?

1553
01:09:39,048 --> 01:09:39,881
Closer.

1554
01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:46,398
Here you go.

1555
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,991
You ready to play Tarzan?

1556
01:09:48,993 --> 01:09:51,076
'Cause, I'm playin' Jane.

1557
01:09:52,624 --> 01:09:55,246
What you got in them titties, girl.

1558
01:09:55,248 --> 01:09:56,378
Oh, Lord.

1559
01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:57,511
Oh, wait, wait, no.

1560
01:09:57,513 --> 01:09:58,668
There's something in here.

1561
01:09:58,670 --> 01:10:01,208
Peaches, Peaches, wait, I got
some K-Y jelly in the truck.

1562
01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:02,665
Okay? Let me go get it, okay?

1563
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,650
It's gonna be slippery when wet, baby.

1564
01:10:04,652 --> 01:10:05,808
Come on, let me go get it.

1565
01:10:05,810 --> 01:10:06,806
I'll be right back.

1566
01:10:14,790 --> 01:10:17,137
Man, I wonder what the hell he order.

1567
01:10:21,936 --> 01:10:22,794
Hey.

1568
01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:24,512
Hey, hey, hey, here you go.

1569
01:10:24,514 --> 01:10:25,664
I got a package for ya.

1570
01:10:28,650 --> 01:10:30,208
Damn, the shit is vibrating.

1571
01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:32,442
Oh, my gosh, the batteries
are already in here?

1572
01:10:33,725 --> 01:10:34,556
I guess so.

1573
01:10:34,558 --> 01:10:36,758
Yeah, look, you enjoy that.

1574
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:37,838
Have a nice day.

1575
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:38,673
Oh.

1576
01:10:40,090 --> 01:10:41,221
Damn, what is everybody in
this neighborhood on ecstasy?

1577
01:10:41,223 --> 01:10:42,135
See you.

1578
01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:44,520
You look so cute in your uniform, though.

1579
01:10:44,522 --> 01:10:45,439
Mm, mm, mm.

1580
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:06,178
Thank you so much for the drinks.

1581
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:07,928
I'm having a really good time with you.

1582
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,758
You know what? Me, too.

1583
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,168
Good.

1584
01:11:11,170 --> 01:11:13,948
Hey, listen, I know
you're probably wondering

1585
01:11:13,950 --> 01:11:15,528
what's going on with Mack,

1586
01:11:15,530 --> 01:11:20,530
but I just wanna let you know
that that's old business,

1587
01:11:21,190 --> 01:11:23,548
and just please be careful

1588
01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:25,188
when you go delivering
mail around his house.

1589
01:11:25,190 --> 01:11:27,068
He's been acting very strange lately.

1590
01:11:27,070 --> 01:11:28,588
You know what, baby, I got it covered.

1591
01:11:28,590 --> 01:11:29,818
It's all good, okay?

1592
01:11:29,820 --> 01:11:32,068
But, thank you. I appreciate that.

1593
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:35,988
And, also, I want you to know that

1594
01:11:35,990 --> 01:11:39,243
I think you're a really great guy,

1595
01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:44,308
and this will definitely
not be our last date.

1596
01:11:44,310 --> 01:11:46,022
Hey, well, cheers to that.

1597
01:11:46,024 --> 01:11:47,953
Yes.

1598
01:11:50,202 --> 01:11:51,035
Mm hmm.

1599
01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:55,968
Three.

1600
01:11:55,970 --> 01:11:57,648
Good morning, Miss Tracy.

1601
01:11:57,650 --> 01:11:59,050
Good morning, Mr. Lincoln.

1602
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:00,753
Miss Kelly.

1603
01:12:02,350 --> 01:12:03,183
Okay, look,

1604
01:12:04,090 --> 01:12:06,247
I can't find my key on
the vehicle board outside.

1605
01:12:06,249 --> 01:12:07,490
You're the one who was drivin' it.

1606
01:12:07,492 --> 01:12:08,918
What the hell you askin' us about it for?

1607
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,178
I know, but I put it
on the hook last night.

1608
01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:13,628
And, it better be on the
hook by the end of the day.

1609
01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:15,569
Tracy, go get this boy the spare key

1610
01:12:15,571 --> 01:12:16,778
before I have to kill him.

1611
01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:18,480
- Let's go.
- It's gonna be cool.

1612
01:12:22,450 --> 01:12:24,806
Look, man, just keep
callin' for that ransom money.

1613
01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,131
He's almost about to crack.

1614
01:12:27,133 --> 01:12:27,964
Nigga, don't worry about the girl.

1615
01:12:27,966 --> 01:12:29,405
I got everything under control over here.

1616
01:12:29,407 --> 01:12:30,827
You just do your part.

1617
01:12:32,292 --> 01:12:34,128
Man, you know I ain't about
to hurt that little girl.

1618
01:12:34,130 --> 01:12:36,543
I just want her brother
to get those bands up.

1619
01:12:37,558 --> 01:12:40,475
All right, I'll holla at you later.

1620
01:12:43,113 --> 01:12:44,626
The hell's goin' on out here?

1621
01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:46,371
Nothin', man. I was just
puttin' mail in your mailbox.

1622
01:12:46,373 --> 01:12:47,878
Oh, it's you,

1623
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,098
you ole fake ass country singer.

1624
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:51,028
Thought you was the man

1625
01:12:51,030 --> 01:12:52,518
at that little club the other night, huh?

1626
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,808
Winning that contest,

1627
01:12:53,810 --> 01:12:55,121
hollerin' at Jovanne.

1628
01:12:55,123 --> 01:12:56,788
I'ma tell you one more time, man,

1629
01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:58,818
leave that shit alone, Mr. Postman.

1630
01:12:58,820 --> 01:13:00,558
Look, man, I'm not even on that, Mack.

1631
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:03,208
All right, look, I gotta
finish my deliveries, man.

1632
01:13:03,210 --> 01:13:05,343
Mm hmm. You be safe out here.

1633
01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:15,860
Hey, Miss Kelly,

1634
01:13:15,862 --> 01:13:17,403
I think I know where
that little girl's at.

1635
01:13:19,090 --> 01:13:21,990
Okay, no, I'll talk to you
when I get back to the station.

1636
01:13:22,995 --> 01:13:24,403
Okay, okay.

1637
01:13:28,255 --> 01:13:29,088
Oh.

1638
01:13:33,254 --> 01:13:36,016
Fuck.

1639
01:13:36,018 --> 01:13:36,851
Oh, shit.

1640
01:13:38,210 --> 01:13:39,460
Son of a bitch.

1641
01:13:40,789 --> 01:13:41,622
Man.

1642
01:13:42,913 --> 01:13:45,308
Oh, man, I can't believe this.

1643
01:13:45,310 --> 01:13:47,024
- What, a roll away?
- Yep.

1644
01:13:47,026 --> 01:13:48,403
Feel sorry for you.

1645
01:13:50,085 --> 01:13:50,918
Damn.

1646
01:13:52,620 --> 01:13:53,798
What?!

1647
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,853
You just had a roll away accident?

1648
01:13:56,703 --> 01:13:58,528
I mean, I was delivering,

1649
01:13:58,530 --> 01:13:59,958
and then I just looked up

1650
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,548
and saw the truck rollin' down the street.

1651
01:14:01,550 --> 01:14:05,328
Did you remember to turn the wheel

1652
01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:07,938
towards the curb and set the brake?

1653
01:14:07,940 --> 01:14:09,740
This is very important, Mr. Lincoln.

1654
01:14:10,630 --> 01:14:12,798
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

1655
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,800
- Pretty sure?
- I'm pretty sure I did.

1656
01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:18,163
Was there some damage done?

1657
01:14:19,610 --> 01:14:21,010
Well, it hit a parked car.

1658
01:14:22,232 --> 01:14:24,558
There's a little bit
of damage to the hood,

1659
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,518
and the mail truck might have a little,

1660
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,873
wee bit of little crack in the window.

1661
01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:33,638
What's that, west side?

1662
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,576
You know I gotta fire you, right?

1663
01:14:35,578 --> 01:14:36,573
Miss Kelly.

1664
01:14:37,413 --> 01:14:39,013
You can't let me go.

1665
01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:46,638
I think I know somethin'
about the kidnapped girl.

1666
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,958
I swear, I heard somebody
talkin' about it on my route,

1667
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:49,791
just yesterday,

1668
01:14:49,793 --> 01:14:50,658
whole hood talkin' about it.

1669
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:52,498
So, you want me to believe

1670
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:55,058
that you don't know whether or not

1671
01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:57,158
you turned a wheel and set a brake,

1672
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,598
but you know where a baby,

1673
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,195
that's been missing for over three weeks,

1674
01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:04,348
and can't no capable cop in town find her,

1675
01:15:04,350 --> 01:15:05,188
but you,

1676
01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:06,608
you found her?

1677
01:15:06,610 --> 01:15:08,368
The one that don't know
about a brake and wheel?

1678
01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:10,078
You found her?

1679
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:14,828
I need your key to the truck
and your time card now.

1680
01:15:14,830 --> 01:15:16,672
That's what I'm trying to
say. I was gonna call you.

1681
01:15:16,674 --> 01:15:17,505
I got a call to make.

1682
01:15:17,507 --> 01:15:20,330
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, who you callin'?

1683
01:15:21,493 --> 01:15:22,324
Security.

1684
01:15:22,326 --> 01:15:24,163
Everybody in the hood talkin' about it.

1685
01:15:24,165 --> 01:15:25,165
I know what I'm talkin' about.

1686
01:15:25,167 --> 01:15:26,018
- Please.
- Yeah, I need you, Joe.

1687
01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:26,958
Come on up.

1688
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:27,791
Miss Kelly, please, okay?

1689
01:15:27,793 --> 01:15:29,478
Look, I swear, I'll solve this case.

1690
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:30,311
If I solved this case,

1691
01:15:30,313 --> 01:15:31,448
you'll keep my job, right?

1692
01:15:31,450 --> 01:15:32,409
Huh?

1693
01:15:32,411 --> 01:15:33,242
Huh?

1694
01:15:33,244 --> 01:15:36,735
Truck key. Time badge.

1695
01:15:36,737 --> 01:15:39,365
Oh, you ain't gonna bend, huh?

1696
01:15:39,367 --> 01:15:40,198
You know what happens on the news

1697
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,128
when them postal workers be gettin' fired.

1698
01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:44,628
They be comin' back with machine guns.

1699
01:15:44,630 --> 01:15:46,541
I'm just playin', I would never do that.

1700
01:15:46,543 --> 01:15:47,563
But, Miss Kelly,

1701
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:50,898
please, just one more chance.

1702
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:51,878
Come on, one more chance.

1703
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:52,828
Be the governor.

1704
01:15:52,830 --> 01:15:53,953
Give me a pardon.

1705
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,333
Okay, fine.

1706
01:15:58,205 --> 01:15:59,123
I messed up.

1707
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:01,171
That's cool.

1708
01:16:02,321 --> 01:16:03,154
Mr. Lincoln.

1709
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:05,380
- Yes?
- Good luck.

1710
01:16:09,407 --> 01:16:11,768
I can't believe this shit, man.

1711
01:16:11,770 --> 01:16:13,313
I'm out of a job again.

1712
01:16:14,390 --> 01:16:15,468
You know, man, I do remember,

1713
01:16:15,470 --> 01:16:18,028
I did set the parking
brake on that truck, too.

1714
01:16:18,030 --> 01:16:19,608
I told my supervisor, too, man,

1715
01:16:19,610 --> 01:16:21,618
I think I know who kidnapped that girl.

1716
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:22,451
I think it was Mack that did it.

1717
01:16:22,453 --> 01:16:23,788
What you mean, Mack from the club?

1718
01:16:23,790 --> 01:16:25,068
Yeah, man.

1719
01:16:25,070 --> 01:16:26,648
I was by his house this morning.

1720
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:27,798
I heard him talkin' on the phone,

1721
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,438
talkin' about ransom
money and shit like that.

1722
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,788
Jovanne said he been
actin' funny lately, too.

1723
01:16:32,790 --> 01:16:34,401
Damn, B, what you gonna do?

1724
01:16:34,403 --> 01:16:36,182
I don't know.

1725
01:16:36,184 --> 01:16:37,351
I need a plan.

1726
01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:40,183
I think I know what I'ma
do, though. Hold on.

1727
01:16:42,826 --> 01:16:43,908
Hey, Jovanne?

1728
01:16:43,910 --> 01:16:45,510
Hey, I need to meet up with you.

1729
01:16:46,698 --> 01:16:47,529
All right.

1730
01:16:47,531 --> 01:16:49,379
No, no, I'll tell you when I see you.

1731
01:16:49,381 --> 01:16:50,212
All right.

1732
01:16:50,214 --> 01:16:51,750
Hey, E-man,

1733
01:16:51,752 --> 01:16:53,508
if I don't call you in four hours tops,

1734
01:16:53,510 --> 01:16:54,341
all right,

1735
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:56,228
I'm gonna need you to send the
police over to Mack's house.

1736
01:16:56,230 --> 01:16:57,468
I'll text you the address.

1737
01:16:57,470 --> 01:16:58,598
What's up cuz, you need my help?

1738
01:16:58,600 --> 01:16:59,433
Nah, man.

1739
01:17:00,466 --> 01:17:02,247
This is somethin' I gotta do on my own.

1740
01:17:04,186 --> 01:17:06,019
Appreciate it, though.

1741
01:17:11,149 --> 01:17:12,778
You sure about this, Brian?

1742
01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:15,188
Mack always stays with his gun on his hip.

1743
01:17:15,190 --> 01:17:18,478
Well, look, I'm as sure
as I can ever be, all right?

1744
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:20,368
But, that's why I need you
to be on point with this,

1745
01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:21,628
- all right?
- Okay.

1746
01:17:21,630 --> 01:17:23,098
Anything goes wrong,

1747
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:24,758
that's both our ass.

1748
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,373
I got this.

1749
01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,410
All right, let's go.

1750
01:17:40,376 --> 01:17:41,209
Macksy.

1751
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:47,874
Macksy.

1752
01:17:50,808 --> 01:17:51,641
Hey.

1753
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:55,453
I
wanted to talk to you.

1754
01:17:56,690 --> 01:18:00,018
I'm so sorry about everything
that's been going on.

1755
01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,843
I should've listened to you,

1756
01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:04,263
and I really miss you.

1757
01:18:05,895 --> 01:18:07,423
Come on in.

1758
01:18:08,790 --> 01:18:09,623
Uh huh.

1759
01:18:13,977 --> 01:18:16,205
The last time I seen you,

1760
01:18:16,207 --> 01:18:18,203
you was with that funny postman dude.

1761
01:18:19,290 --> 01:18:21,603
I know.

1762
01:18:23,390 --> 01:18:25,433
- Can I be honest with you?
- Talk to me.

1763
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:30,548
Well, I just was trying to
make you a little jealous,

1764
01:18:30,550 --> 01:18:33,839
and I wanted to win the contest.

1765
01:18:33,841 --> 01:18:35,278
I needed the money.

1766
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,318
Yeah, well, he almost
got his little ass whooped.

1767
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,193
I know, right?

1768
01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:43,068
Do you have anything to drink, Macksy?

1769
01:18:43,070 --> 01:18:44,508
I'm a little thirsty.

1770
01:18:44,510 --> 01:18:45,578
Alcohol or water?

1771
01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:47,268
Alcohol.

1772
01:18:47,270 --> 01:18:48,500
All right, all right.

1773
01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:57,418
Mm hmm. There you go.

1774
01:18:57,420 --> 01:19:00,246
- Mm, yes.
- Right, right.

1775
01:19:00,248 --> 01:19:01,081
Cheers.

1776
01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:06,526
Mm hmm, it's good stuff, huh?

1777
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:12,800
How about I just go
freshen up really quick, huh?

1778
01:19:12,802 --> 01:19:14,018
Oh, yeah, yeah, you do that.

1779
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:15,629
When you come back, I'ma beat it up.

1780
01:19:19,038 --> 01:19:20,371
Go on with that.

1781
01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:23,493
Yeah.

1782
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,108
Beat it up face.

1783
01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:44,911
Come on.

1784
01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:46,080
Come on, papi.

1785
01:19:58,317 --> 01:20:01,317
Come on, woman, give me some help!

1786
01:20:03,639 --> 01:20:05,840
Ow, I hit my booby.

1787
01:20:05,842 --> 01:20:07,264
Oh, boy, my eye.

1788
01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:08,099
Shit.

1789
01:20:08,968 --> 01:20:11,134
- You all right in there?
- Yes, I'm okay.

1790
01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:14,803
I just dropped the trash can.

1791
01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:17,955
You gotta hurry up.

1792
01:20:17,957 --> 01:20:19,968
Mack is gonna try to beat it up.

1793
01:20:19,970 --> 01:20:23,678
He gonna beat you
up? I'll tear him down.

1794
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,813
Not like that, bendejo.

1795
01:20:25,815 --> 01:20:26,646
Look.

1796
01:20:26,648 --> 01:20:27,479
He gonna what?

1797
01:20:27,481 --> 01:20:28,998
Just stop. Shh. You gotta hurry.

1798
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,250
I gotta keep it in check.

1799
01:20:34,116 --> 01:20:35,292
Oh, shit.

1800
01:20:35,294 --> 01:20:36,815
Ay dios mio.

1801
01:20:36,817 --> 01:20:39,153
Your booty ala carte. Ooh.

1802
01:20:41,792 --> 01:20:43,334
It's about time, damn!

1803
01:20:44,409 --> 01:20:45,335
What took you so long?

1804
01:20:45,337 --> 01:20:46,807
I was just getting ready.

1805
01:20:46,809 --> 01:20:48,040
All right, well, you better be ready,

1806
01:20:48,042 --> 01:20:49,492
'cause you know I got
that baby makin' in me's

1807
01:20:49,494 --> 01:20:50,679
about to come up right in there.

1808
01:20:50,681 --> 01:20:51,512
Roger that.

1809
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:03,458
I feel a little too much, Macksy,

1810
01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:04,603
I can feel the gun.

1811
01:21:05,470 --> 01:21:06,341
Can you just take that off, please?

1812
01:21:06,343 --> 01:21:08,673
I don't ever take my gun off, ever.

1813
01:21:10,782 --> 01:21:12,138
Not even for me?

1814
01:21:12,140 --> 01:21:13,158
Come on.

1815
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:15,247
All right, just this once, for you.

1816
01:21:15,249 --> 01:21:16,249
Thank you.

1817
01:21:19,430 --> 01:21:20,263
Damn!

1818
01:21:23,323 --> 01:21:24,154
You feel it, girl?

1819
01:21:24,156 --> 01:21:26,492
Yes, so much, Macksy.

1820
01:21:26,494 --> 01:21:28,298
I think I'm gonna need another drink.

1821
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,148
You got it, baby.

1822
01:21:30,150 --> 01:21:33,558
It all
comes down to this moment.

1823
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:36,448
I'll never forget the look
on her brother's face.

1824
01:21:36,450 --> 01:21:39,633
I know Mack got that little
girl somewhere in this house,

1825
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,838
but if Jovanne don't cover her end,

1826
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,200
we all in trouble.

1827
01:21:47,921 --> 01:21:49,503
I got you a drink.

1828
01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:50,336
You know what?

1829
01:21:50,338 --> 01:21:52,647
I don't feel right without my gun.

1830
01:22:02,314 --> 01:22:03,243
Aaliyah?

1831
01:22:04,281 --> 01:22:06,568
Aaliyah?

1832
01:22:06,570 --> 01:22:07,403
Aaliyah?

1833
01:22:08,886 --> 01:22:09,717
Oh, Aaliyah.

1834
01:22:09,719 --> 01:22:11,748
Hey, listen here. I'm here to help you.

1835
01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:12,941
Everything's okay.

1836
01:22:12,943 --> 01:22:14,317
Let me get the rope, okay?

1837
01:22:14,319 --> 01:22:16,123
All right, now listen.

1838
01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:17,798
I'm gonna need you to stay down
here until I call your name,

1839
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,631
okay?

1840
01:22:18,633 --> 01:22:20,068
All right, everything's fine.

1841
01:22:20,070 --> 01:22:21,442
- Okay.
- All right.

1842
01:22:21,444 --> 01:22:23,106
I'll be back.

1843
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,638
Come on, baby, let's dance again.

1844
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:26,471
Oh.

1845
01:22:26,473 --> 01:22:28,034
You know I like it
all up in there with it.

1846
01:22:28,036 --> 01:22:30,262
With the, uh huh.

1847
01:22:30,264 --> 01:22:31,458
Mack.

1848
01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:33,373
What the hell you doin' in my house?

1849
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:35,513
A little kid, Mack?

1850
01:22:36,388 --> 01:22:38,868
You didn't know that you
gon' kidnap a little kid?

1851
01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:41,353
Why you standin' there lookin'
like you knew about this?

1852
01:22:42,284 --> 01:22:43,804
Oh, you did, didn't you?

1853
01:22:43,806 --> 01:22:45,733
Get yo ass over there with your boyfriend.

1854
01:22:47,704 --> 01:22:49,348
Now, you should've minded
your damn business.

1855
01:22:49,350 --> 01:22:50,778
This ain't personal.

1856
01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:51,988
It's about money.

1857
01:22:51,990 --> 01:22:54,287
Clay had it, and I wanted it.

1858
01:22:56,227 --> 01:22:58,398
I'm walkin' outta here
with that little girl, Mack.

1859
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,378
How the hell you gonna do that,

1860
01:22:59,380 --> 01:23:01,978
when I'm aiming this 45 right at you?

1861
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:02,813
Easy.

1862
01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:05,198
All right,

1863
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,538
well it's obvious what we have here

1864
01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:08,719
is a little Mexican stand off.

1865
01:23:09,554 --> 01:23:11,948
So, I'll tell you what we're
gonna do. Count of three,

1866
01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:13,778
I pull my trigger, you pull yours.

1867
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:15,502
Let's see what happens.

1868
01:23:15,504 --> 01:23:16,337
One.

1869
01:23:20,157 --> 01:23:20,990
Two.

1870
01:23:25,228 --> 01:23:27,130
Three.

1871
01:23:27,132 --> 01:23:27,965
What the?

1872
01:23:31,970 --> 01:23:33,320
Bitch, you took my bullets?

1873
01:23:50,253 --> 01:23:51,434
We did that.

1874
01:23:51,436 --> 01:23:53,057
We did it.

1875
01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,385
Man, that nigga decided to come.

1876
01:24:00,387 --> 01:24:01,220
Shit.

1877
01:24:02,385 --> 01:24:03,735
Come on.

1878
01:24:03,737 --> 01:24:06,173
Aaliyah, come on up, baby girl.

1879
01:24:08,368 --> 01:24:10,041
Come up here, baby girl.

1880
01:24:10,043 --> 01:24:11,600
Oh, my God, you're okay.

1881
01:24:11,602 --> 01:24:12,992
- All right?
- Okay.

1882
01:24:12,994 --> 01:24:14,449
All right, let's get you outta here.

1883
01:24:14,451 --> 01:24:15,284
Come on.

1884
01:24:21,940 --> 01:24:23,668
Mr. Lincoln,

1885
01:24:23,670 --> 01:24:25,420
I called you here today to tell you

1886
01:24:26,490 --> 01:24:29,450
how proud I am of you for
finding little Aaliyah

1887
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,018
and to apologize.

1888
01:24:33,020 --> 01:24:37,058
I am so sorry for firing
you and not believing you.

1889
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:39,798
Mrs. Benham has recorded footage

1890
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,418
of that cocksucker Harry Cocks

1891
01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:44,925
sabotaging your mail truck.

1892
01:24:44,927 --> 01:24:45,758
Man, I knew he did that.

1893
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,536
But, I told you, I set that brake.

1894
01:24:47,538 --> 01:24:48,388
Yes, you did.

1895
01:24:48,390 --> 01:24:50,301
I told you, baby.

1896
01:24:50,303 --> 01:24:52,968
I see everything on that street.

1897
01:24:52,970 --> 01:24:54,718
I recorded everything.

1898
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:55,935
Miss Benham, thank you.

1899
01:24:55,937 --> 01:24:57,748
You saved my life.

1900
01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:58,583
And,

1901
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,878
we'd like to offer you your job back,

1902
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:06,688
but this time as master trainer,

1903
01:25:06,690 --> 01:25:11,690
and this is the post office inspector.

1904
01:25:12,550 --> 01:25:14,523
He wants to shake your hand in person.

1905
01:25:16,890 --> 01:25:18,208
The post office commends you, Brian.

1906
01:25:18,210 --> 01:25:19,598
Your brave actions are the reason

1907
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,498
that Aaliyah Brown is here with us today.

1908
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:22,846
And, congratulations.

1909
01:25:22,848 --> 01:25:23,966
Thank you.

1910
01:25:26,435 --> 01:25:27,639
Oh, Lord, I done saved a baby.

1911
01:25:27,641 --> 01:25:28,808
Bring it in.

1912
01:25:31,529 --> 01:25:33,823
I knew you had it in you.

1913
01:25:33,825 --> 01:25:34,905
I knew it.

1914
01:25:34,907 --> 01:25:37,260
We did it!

1915
01:25:37,262 --> 01:25:38,095
We did it.

1916
01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:43,038
Well, that's my story.

1917
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:44,833
Every postman has one,

1918
01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:47,728
but this one was mine.

1919
01:25:47,730 --> 01:25:49,858
As far as the post office goes,

1920
01:25:49,860 --> 01:25:51,588
the gang's still there,

1921
01:25:51,590 --> 01:25:53,218
most of them, anyway.

1922
01:25:53,220 --> 01:25:54,848
Once I became master trainer,

1923
01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:59,850
my first trainee was none
other than Snuffleupagus.

1924
01:26:00,170 --> 01:26:02,188
He's a pretty good worker, too.

1925
01:26:02,190 --> 01:26:05,008
Now, Harry Cocks got
fired once they found out

1926
01:26:05,010 --> 01:26:07,648
he was the one that
tampered with my brake.

1927
01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:10,778
Word is that boy workin'
over at B&M Bar-B-Que.

1928
01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:14,088
They say he make a mean
shoulder sandwich, too.

1929
01:26:14,090 --> 01:26:15,848
When Mack finally woke up,

1930
01:26:15,850 --> 01:26:18,608
the police was all over his ass.

1931
01:26:18,610 --> 01:26:22,808
He got 20 years for the
kidnapping for little Aaliyah.

1932
01:26:22,810 --> 01:26:24,118
Me,

1933
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:25,428
I'm lovin' life, baby,

1934
01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:27,135
'cause you know what?

1935
01:26:27,137 --> 01:26:28,798
For the first time in my life,

1936
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,583
I'm fully happy.

1937
01:26:31,973 --> 01:26:35,053
I finally, finally got
the love of my life.

1938
01:26:35,950 --> 01:26:37,993
Me and Jevonne doin' real well, too.

1939
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:41,615
I'm even thinkin' about marryin' my baby.

1940
01:26:41,617 --> 01:26:42,678
Who would've thought Brian Lincoln

1941
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:46,028
would be talkin' about marriage?

1942
01:26:46,030 --> 01:26:47,818
Now, a part of that reward

1943
01:26:47,820 --> 01:26:51,208
for findin' little Aaliyah was $10,000.

1944
01:26:51,210 --> 01:26:53,716
I used that to help
pay off my mom's bills,

1945
01:26:53,718 --> 01:26:56,133
so she could finally get that surgery.

1946
01:26:58,084 --> 01:26:58,915
When y'all first met me,

1947
01:26:58,917 --> 01:27:00,338
they called me a loser.

1948
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:01,838
Now, when they see me,

1949
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:04,396
they say, "Hey, Mr. Postman!"

1950
01:27:10,685 --> 01:27:15,685
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