1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:04,743 - [theme music playing] - [whistling] 2 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,146 ♪ One, two One, two, three, four! ♪ 3 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,675 ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪ 5 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,764 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 6 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:29,507 [whistling] 7 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:30,769 [chicken squawks] 8 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:36,732 Splishee! Splishee! Splishee! Splishee! 9 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,864 Free Splishee Day, here we come! 10 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,431 - What in the Sam Heck - [smacks] Ah! 11 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:42,303 - is a Splish- ee?! - Oh, Gramma, 12 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,740 it's only the world's most perfect combination 13 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,872 of ice, sugar, and chemicals. 14 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:49,962 Those are the magical makings of the Splishee. 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,877 Look! There's the Sip N' Snak! 16 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,096 [Cricket] Hurry up and park! 17 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,880 Shucks, the lot's full. 18 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,839 I suppose we could just meet you kids inside- 19 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,101 - They're gone. - Huh? 20 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,755 - Bye, Papa! - Bye, Dad! 21 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:01,452 [sighs] We're gonna find some parkin' 22 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,324 - and be right back. - If we don't return, 23 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:06,066 avenge us! 24 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,894 Wow. Look at all these new flavors! 25 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,896 [Cricket] Nitro Berry... Mental Melon... 26 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:14,596 Purple?! Oh, mama, here we come! 27 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:15,858 - [laughs] - [Clark] Hold it! 28 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:17,294 Can't you read? 29 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,904 Yes, but I choose not to. 30 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,906 No shoes, no shirt, no service. 31 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:23,257 No shoes means no Splishees. 32 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,868 [chuckles] Oh, chum, I am Cricket Green. 33 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,131 I never wear shoes! 34 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:31,265 Kid, I don't make up the rules, I just follow them. 35 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,918 Clean the bathroom three times a day. 36 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,355 Mop the floors every hour. 37 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,096 But if you mop the floors so often, 38 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,010 what's it matter what I wear on my feet? 39 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,927 Uh, because that's the rule! And no one is above the rules. 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:45,235 - [grunting] Listen, uh... Clark. - [items clatter] 41 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,237 Not wearing shoes is sort of my deal 42 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,544 and I love Splishees, heh. 43 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,328 Perhaps, we can strike a bargain? 44 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,330 Oh! There's one thing I'd like... 45 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,027 For you to leave! 46 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,030 All right! Come on, Tilly! Let's get outta here! 47 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,251 Uh, sorry, brother, but I have shoes on 48 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:03,688 - and a me-sized mug to fill. - [slushing] 49 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,517 Fine! Who wants a free, delicious, sugary, 50 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:09,172 [muffled] rainbow-colored Splishee, anyway. 51 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:13,089 Ugh! I've circled this block five times. 52 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,960 There isn't an open spot anywhere! 53 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,963 - What about that lot? - Five dollars for parking?! 54 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,618 That's highway robbery! No way we're parking there! 55 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,359 Good for you, son! 56 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,448 You know how much I admire cheapness in a man. 57 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:26,450 It's not the money, it's the principle. 58 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,974 Why should I pay that swindler when there's a free spot 59 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,976 out there, just waitin' to be found? 60 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:33,196 We just gotta keep looking. 61 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,981 - [muttering angrily] - [slurps] 62 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:39,811 It's so unfair that you didn't get a free Splishee, brother. 63 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,552 Guess you'll have to share some of mine. 64 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,206 - [gasps] Sister! - [Clark] Nope! 65 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,861 - Stop right there! - Aw, man, what do you want? 66 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,994 Everyone knows that sharing Splishees is strictly forbidden 67 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,996 by the Sip N' Snak rules, 68 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,999 and would result in forfeit of said free beverage. 69 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:57,742 What?! It's just sharing! Why is that against the rules? 70 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,396 It's basic hygiene, man. 71 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,659 Not that I'd expect you to understand. 72 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,792 You know, the easiest way to end all this 73 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,750 would be to just put on some shoes. 74 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:08,710 Yeah, sure, it'd be easy to bend to Clark's will. 75 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:13,976 Or, it would be even easier if I found a loophole. 76 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:19,329 Oh, Clark! Look! No feet on your precious, clean floor. 77 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,680 No! No! Now, your disgusting feet are at face-level! 78 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,074 - That's even worse! - Oof! Whoa-whoa! 79 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:29,252 Goo-goo, waa! I'm just a baby who doesn't need shoes. 80 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:32,037 - Oof! - This is pathetic. 81 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,388 And for the record, you make an ugly baby. 82 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,259 Tell that to my mom! 83 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:41,264 All right, Clark, you got me. Boom. Shoes. 84 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,571 Ugh, finally. Now, was that so hard? 85 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:46,095 - No. No, it was not. - Hmm? 86 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,923 Wait a minute... Hey! 87 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,273 - [hums] La tum tee-dee! - Hold it! 88 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,145 Those are not shoes! You just painted sneakers on your feet! 89 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,365 There's somethin' coverin' my feet, isn't there? 90 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,932 That's basically what shoes do. 91 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:01,023 Argh! Look, kid, this isn't up to me. Check it! 92 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,894 These are the official Sip N' Snak rules. 93 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,375 Everyone else has to follow 'em. Why can't you? 94 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,769 Because these rules are stupid! 95 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,379 I mean, look at some of these! 96 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,425 No cartwheels, no skipping, no gum-chewing, 97 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:12,817 - no excessive talking, - Mm-hm. Yep. 98 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:13,862 - no coin-flipping, - Uh-huh. 99 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,255 - no hand-holding, - Yeah. 100 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,212 - no mouth breathing?! - Mm-hm. Yep. 101 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,170 What is wrong with you? 102 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,478 If you want a free Splishee, you know what you need to do. 103 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:24,264 [groaning] 104 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:27,005 Rule #48: No sulking! 105 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,225 [Bill sighs] No one's leavin'. 106 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:32,272 Hey, look! A spot, right in front! 107 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,143 See? Patience pays off. 108 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,888 [honks horn] Move it or lose it, bub! 109 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:43,021 - Hey! - Wait a hot second. 110 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:45,285 - Is he eating popcorn?! - [chomps] 111 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,287 [Gramma] And watching TV?! 112 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,419 - [laughs] - Guess he's stayin'. 113 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,900 - [engine starts] - Bye! 114 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:54,903 Oh! Okay, I'll just put it in reverse and-- Ah, dang. 115 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,906 Ah! Son, this is startin' to grate my grill. 116 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:00,169 Just pay the $5 and be done with it. 117 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:03,346 Ten dollars?! That's price gouging! 118 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,870 No way am I givin' in to that crooked profiteer! 119 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:10,222 I am Bill Green and, by golly, I will find a free parkin' spot! 120 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,877 [muttering] ...stinkin' paint! 121 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:15,619 Why are you goin' to so much trouble over this, brother? 122 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:19,144 If you really want a Splishee, and I highly recommend it, 123 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:20,798 you can borrow my shoes. 124 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,974 It's not like you haven't worn shoes before. 125 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:25,368 Sure, in the snow. Or to play ball. 126 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,718 But that was different, that was my choice. 127 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:30,634 Not because Clark the clerk was on a power trip. 128 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:33,985 Then speaking of choices, sounds like you need to make one. 129 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,379 It's either no shoes, or no Splishee. 130 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:37,946 [groans] 131 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:41,863 ...998, 999 and... another one! 132 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:45,954 Yes! [chuckles] Time to reward myself with a free Splishee! 133 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,957 You need a shirt?! But I never wear a shirt. 134 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,438 I guess I'm not gettin' an ice-cold beverage. 135 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:55,311 Tilly, I think I found a way to have it all! 136 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,618 Hey, crazy we have to put on a shirt and shoes 137 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,097 to go in, am I right? 138 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,099 It is pretty lame but what can ya do? 139 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,971 Those are the rules, after all. 140 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:06,496 I'll tell you what we can do. We can band together! 141 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,933 - What do we want? - Splishees! 142 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,935 - What do we want? - Splashee! 143 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,850 And when do we want 'em? 144 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:16,245 - On Free Splishee Day! - Some of us choose 145 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,855 - not to wear shoes! - Huh? Oh, yeah! 146 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,727 - Yeah, it's true. - [Cricket] Others lead 147 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:22,338 - shirtless lives! - Yeah! We do! 148 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,993 [Cricket] But we all deserve a free Splishee! 149 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,866 [grunts] And I think free Splishees should be for all! 150 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:31,347 [cheering] 151 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:34,916 Pfft, they won't last much longer. It's almost noon 152 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:38,485 and it's getting pretty hot out there. 153 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,922 How much longer are we gonna search?! 154 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,664 - Any moment now. - There! There's a space! 155 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:44,926 [revs engine] 156 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:47,232 - Ah! - [tires screech] 157 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:49,931 [loudly] Ma'am, I think you're confused. 158 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:52,368 You're standin' in a parking spot. 159 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:54,979 I'm saving this spot for later. 160 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,938 - She's lived long enough. - Ma! 161 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,984 Okay, okay. Let me talk to her. 162 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:03,945 Hi, sweetie, havin' a senior moment, huh? Been there! 163 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:07,165 - [attack screams] - What in the--?! 164 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,603 - Run, Ma! - [screaming, banging] 165 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:11,300 Drive, drive, drive! 166 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,955 Yah! 167 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,914 Son, the only thing I admire more than a cheapskate 168 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,177 is a man who knows when to throw in the towel! 169 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,918 Pay for the dang spot! 170 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,181 But Ma, it's $20 now! 171 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:27,142 Exactly! Do it quickly, before they start chargin' $100! 172 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:28,970 [groans] 173 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,885 [buzzards squawking] 174 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:33,931 Ohh, Splishee... 175 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:37,892 [weakly] Free Splishees should be free for all. Beh. 176 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,024 Stay strong, brother. 177 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:43,985 Mm. Pretty hot out here, huh? Bet an ice-cold free Splishee 178 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,987 sure would hit the spot, right now. 179 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,251 If we buy shoes from your store, can we come inside? 180 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,992 As it happens, we have a number of 181 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,385 Sip N' Snak compliant footwear options available. 182 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,431 - You got a shirt? - Do I?! 183 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:59,696 Unh. It's a romper! Let's go get some Splishees! 184 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,306 [cheers] 185 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,004 - No! C'mon, guys! - [protestors chatter] 186 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,659 Resist! What about banding together? 187 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,661 Sorry, kid, it's over. There should be 188 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,924 just enough Splishee left for you to get one, too. 189 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:12,666 But you know what you need to do, first. 190 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,276 - [slurping] - [Cricket groans] Tilly... 191 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,365 - lend me your shoes. - What?! 192 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:20,674 I give up. It's too hot! I stuck to my principles 193 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,981 and all I got was charred and crispy. 194 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,592 Cricket, are you really sure you-- 195 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:28,072 Please, Tilly. I need it. 196 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,379 I need that Splishee! 197 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,250 - [slurping, gasps] - [door slides open] 198 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,689 Nyeh. 199 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,517 - [register beeps] - Well, well. 200 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:41,695 [whimpering] 201 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,435 Good to see you've come to your senses. 202 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,960 As promised, it's all yours. I'm proud of you, man! 203 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,703 You did the right thing. So, why don't you reap your reward? 204 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,444 - [whimpering] - [step clangs] 205 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,403 - Oh, my gosh, he's doing it! - [slurps] Oh, man. 206 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,797 [struggles] 207 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:59,147 The only thing sweeter than a Splishee 208 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:03,673 is the sweet, sweet taste of victory. 209 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,979 [strains] Huh? 210 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:12,029 ♪ What do I do? ♪ 211 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:15,642 ♪ My mouth has never Felt so dry ♪ 212 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:19,689 ♪ Yet, why can't I look myself In the eye? ♪ 213 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,735 ♪ Give up my Barefoot country soul ♪ 214 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,693 ♪ Or abandon my Sweet icy goal ♪ 215 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,477 ♪ What do I do? ♪ 216 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,654 ♪ I should be by My brother's side ♪ 217 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:30,744 ♪ And yet, I cannot Be there with him ♪ 218 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:34,748 ♪ Ooh, what will The boy decide? ♪ 219 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,751 ♪ When will the boy Give up his pride? ♪ 220 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:40,928 [protestors] ♪ Can't you see He is so thirsty ♪ 221 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:44,540 ♪ Just fill it up Or go outside ♪ 222 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:48,152 ♪ I've been driving 'round All day ♪ 223 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,938 ♪ I just wanna Leave this truck ♪ 224 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:54,637 ♪ Should I suck it up And pay? ♪ 225 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,726 - Fifty dollars?! But-- - Bill! 226 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,599 ♪ Ugh. I must pay ♪ 227 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,991 ♪ I must say ♪ 228 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,819 ♪ I must pay ♪ 229 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,779 -♪ I must say ♪ - ♪ I must pay ♪ 230 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,694 -♪ I must say ♪ - ♪ I must pay ♪ 231 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,522 -♪ I must say ♪ - ♪ I must pay ♪ 232 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,482 ♪ I must say no!♪ 233 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:17,529 ♪ He said no! ♪ 234 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,923 - Heh, heh! - What have you done?! 235 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,577 That was the last of the Splishees! 236 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,405 Now you'll never get one! 237 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,581 Well, I've got something even better than a Splishee... 238 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,628 my principles. Being barefoot is who I am. 239 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,760 And I'm not giving that up for some drink. 240 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,719 I may not agree with your principles, 241 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:36,810 but gosh darn it, kid, I can't say I don't respect you. 242 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,463 Of course, since you made this huge mess, 243 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,769 you know you're banned forever, right? 244 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,988 Makes sense. 245 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,816 - [sighs heavily] - [tires squeal] 246 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,818 Proud of you, Bill. I know that was hard. 247 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,385 Yep. But at least we have a nice, easy-to-get-to space, 248 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,909 - so the kids won't have to-- - Hi, Papa! 249 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,780 - We're ready to go! - What?! 250 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,216 I just paid for this spot! 251 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,914 Did you at least get your free drink? 252 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,786 No, Dad. No, I didn't. 253 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,702 [sucks in breath] Bill, you okay? 254 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,748 - [honks horn] - Hey, are you leaving?