1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,335 [whistling] 2 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,266 ♪ One, two, One, two, three, four! ♪ 3 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:20,478 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,232 ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪ 5 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:26,609 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 6 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,320 [whistling] 7 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:30,989 [chicken clucks] 8 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,993 Okay, Cricket. Off the board, off the rim, 9 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,120 bounce through the rafters, and through the-- 10 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,496 [smack] 11 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,040 Community Sue, I'm so sorry, I-- 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,001 Didn't feel a thing! Okay, youngsters, 13 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,502 hit the bleachers! 14 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,005 Thank you all for volunteering 15 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,841 for our "Big Buddy, Lil' Buddy" program 16 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:53,219 I'm going to pair each of you with a lil' buddy. 17 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,555 Your job is to make a positive impact 18 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,058 on their mushy, undeveloped brains! 19 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,727 Who has questions? Yes, Cricket! 20 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,645 This is for the pizza thing, right? 21 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,397 We get free pizza if we're big buddies or whatever? 22 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:05,732 At the end of the day, 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,943 all participants may attend a pizza party. 24 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,279 - Are there any more-- - Is it from Mama Roni's? 25 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,822 I love Mama Roni's. 26 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,699 [sighs] Yes, Cricket. 27 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,535 But the real reward here isn't pizza! 28 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,829 It's the chance to make a lasting-- 29 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,999 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the kids are the future and all that. Kumbaya. 30 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,168 Aren't you excited to be a role model, brother? 31 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,378 Yeah, I'm excited to roll 32 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,672 - some pizza into my-- - Mkay. 33 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,176 - All right, meet your lil' buddies! - [cheering] 34 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,303 - Whatchoo got, tater tot? - One potato, two potato. 35 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,971 Wanna see me stick my whole hand in my mouth? 36 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,640 [shouting] What, like it's hard? 37 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,642 Check out all the games on my phone! 38 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,561 Green! I'm pairing you with Emma here. 39 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,855 Show her some of that Tilly charm. 40 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,441 How do you do? I offer a welcoming gift. 41 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:49,859 Sour straws? 42 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,778 For like life, they can be bitter, 43 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,155 but sweetness is always soon to follow. 44 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,074 [awed] That's true! 45 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,076 [smacking lips] 46 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,494 And finally, 47 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,247 meet your new lil' buddy, Chase! 48 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,124 [growling] 49 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,167 - Yay! - What? 50 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,419 - [growling] - Ah! 51 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:12,006 Uh, hey, Chase. I'm your big buddy, Cricket. 52 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,759 Ah! Get off of me! 53 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,219 Sue, I think my buddy's defective. 54 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,929 You gotta give me another kid! 55 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,889 - Nope! Chase is yours till three pm. - But-- 56 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,267 Okay, everybody! We've got crafts time 57 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,519 the boomba room. Move it! 58 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,563 [manic laughter] 59 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,898 [squeaking] 60 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,775 [panting] 61 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,944 Do it for Mama Roni. 62 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,697 Chase! Who wants to go draw a dinosaur? Ah! 63 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,781 [manic laughter] 64 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,199 [laughter and chatter] 65 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,450 [Emma sighs] 66 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,952 What's wrong, Emma? 67 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,037 I wanna put googly eyes on my painting, 68 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,581 but we ran out of glue. 69 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,499 Ah, not to worry, little lady, 70 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,377 for the paint provides. Observe. 71 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,713 [Emma] Whoa! They stuck to the wet paint. 72 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:55,091 Cool! Tilly, you are amazing! 73 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,802 Haha, Emma, you are correct. 74 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,555 Looks like you two are getting along well! 75 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,807 Cricket! How you doin-- Oh! 76 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,476 Chase, you stop makin' paper spitballs right now! 77 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,729 - [spits, grunts] - [Remy] Ah! My glasses! 78 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:11,065 Dangit all, I'm your big buddy, and that means you gotta do what I say! 79 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,319 So, you and I are gonna go back to that table, sit quietly 80 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,571 and think about the pizza and possibly chicken wings 81 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,072 that await us if we get along. 82 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,532 Whaddya say to that? 83 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,326 [coughing] 84 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,078 He glitterbombed me! 85 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,206 Come here you-- gah! 86 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,875 Oh, you wanna tussle? 87 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,627 - Let's tussle! - [grunting] 88 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,338 [both slurp and sigh] 89 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,381 - [Cricket] Tilly... - Hi, Cricket. 90 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,966 How's it going with your lil' buddy? 91 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,969 He refused to sit in time-out, so I had to fasten him 92 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,639 to a cabinet with a bunch of pipe cleaners. 93 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,057 I'm completely outmatched. 94 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,892 How'd you train your kid to be so good? 95 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,477 - Oh, she asked to do this. - [Emma giggles] 96 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,520 Cricket, the only advice I can give 97 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,439 is something you know better than anyone. 98 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,816 Sometimes, the only way to soothe a wild beast 99 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,193 is by taming its heart. 100 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:59,739 Whoa. I've gotta write that one down. 101 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,449 Taming his heart! What's that even mean? 102 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,451 - Ah, Tilly! You and your riddle-- - [Chase] Ah! 103 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,203 - [fighting sounds] - Good luck on your journey, brother. 104 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,621 Oh, hello. 105 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,290 I told them you're the smartest kid in the world, 106 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,833 and they wanted to meet you! 107 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,794 Tell them what you told me about worms! 108 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,630 That they are the sharks of the dirt ocean beneath our feet? 109 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,090 [children gasp] 110 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,926 - [excited chatter] - Interesting development. 111 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,720 - [blows whistle] It's time to-- - [squeaking] 112 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,430 Hit the pool! 113 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,556 [splashing and laughter] 114 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,440 Looks like things are going swimmingly, Til! 115 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,776 - [Sue laughs] - Ha! Ha! Ha ha! 116 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,362 Would you stop that? 117 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,738 No way! You're boring! 118 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,365 I'm not boring! I just got stuck 119 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,742 with the world's most hyperactive hairball-- 120 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,119 Ah! 121 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,745 Oh snap. Come on, move, move, move-- 122 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,746 Oh, he's fine. 123 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,039 Ah, that hurt! 124 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,541 Well, yeah! That's what happens 125 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,543 when you don't [grunts] tuck and roll! 126 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,628 Wha--? Show me that again! 127 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,588 - You like that? - Totally! 128 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,758 I got awesome moves, the landings just really hurt. 129 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,593 If you could show me more stuff like that 130 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,138 I could do even cooler moves! [giggles] 131 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,641 So, stunts. You want me to teach ya how to do stunts. 132 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,642 Mm-hmm. 133 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,935 Well, I guess I am 134 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,062 the stunt master general. 135 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,189 But if I do this, will you stop torturing me? 136 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,232 Uh huh, uh huh! 137 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,484 Fine, I'll teach ya everything I know. 138 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,528 I'll make you better and stronger than I ever was, 139 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:21,863 and you have to carry on my legacy, 140 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,156 but I ain't happy about it! 141 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,991 Just follow me, you lil' creep. 142 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,993 Great form, Gregory! 143 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,287 I told you, it's Gregly! 144 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,580 [splashing] 145 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,582 [whistle blows] 146 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,835 All right, peepers on me! Stunt school's in session. 147 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,129 Lesson one, pinballing. 148 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,258 - Wow! - All right, your turn. 149 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,093 [grunts] Oof! 150 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,303 Ah. 151 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,554 [whistle blows] 152 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:47,889 [grunting] 153 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,974 Lesson two, stuff dodging! 154 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,060 [grunting and panting] 155 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,644 Nice dodging, lil' buddy! 156 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,897 [grunting] Okay, Chase! We gotta go now! 157 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,898 [whistle blows] 158 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,816 Final lesson, flinging! 159 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,402 Yeah! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 160 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,653 Now let go! 161 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:03,905 - Are you sure? - Don't worry! 162 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,323 - I gotcha! - [Chase] Hup! 163 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,742 - [eagle cry] - Ha. 164 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,328 [both grunt and laugh] 165 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,206 Those are some pretty sick moves you little devil! 166 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,333 I think you're ready for the big leagues. 167 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,085 - Let's go! - [both grunt] 168 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,088 [heavy breathing] 169 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:26,094 - Uh, y'know-- - Silence! The great Tilly speaketh! 170 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,347 Uh, I was just going to say the water isn't that cold. 171 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,598 What does she mean? 172 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,226 So wise! So powerful! 173 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,769 Emma, may I have a word? 174 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,187 Okay! We will reconvene 175 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,940 for further enlightenment in five minutes. 176 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,608 What's on your mind, Tilly? 177 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,485 Emma, shouldn't your friends be gettin' back 178 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,028 to their own big buddies? 179 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,406 But you're the bestest big buddy there is! 180 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,534 That's why us Till-ites have come to learn from you. 181 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,160 That is so sweet-- Wait. 182 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,620 Who are the Till-ites? 183 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,872 Us! Your loyal followers. 184 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:58,584 We wanna be just like you. 185 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,546 And how! 186 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,297 Emma, I'm flattered, 187 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,966 but I'm also a little uncomfortable 188 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,676 with all this unwarranted attention. 189 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,344 I hope you understand. 190 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,139 - [gasps] - It's for you! 191 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,059 Now we all look just like you. 192 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,061 Uh... 193 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,066 You've done well so far, my protégé. 194 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,902 But this stunt is the stunt to end all stunts. 195 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,071 So crazy and stupid, it's gotten me 196 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,490 officially labeled a "young disruptor" 197 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,492 and they didn't mean that in a good way! 198 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,162 Behold, the human boulder! 199 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,913 [manic laughter] 200 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,249 I've rendered a detailed simulation of how it works. 201 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,168 You and I are gonna jump on the yoga ball, 202 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,170 activating the fire extinguisher jet, 203 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,213 sending us flying around the basketball court, 204 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,924 thus creating utter chaos. 205 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,843 I've also sketched a bunch of ninjas. 206 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,928 They're not part of the plan, I just like drawing them. 207 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,597 This is nice. 208 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,682 I've never had a big buddy like you before. 209 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,435 You're crazy. I'm glad we got paired up. 210 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,437 I'm glad, too, you little demon. 211 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,772 - You ready for this? - Bingo bango. 212 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,232 Count down to chaos 213 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,275 in three, 214 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,526 two, 215 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,736 one! 216 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,945 [Sue] There you kids are! 217 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,198 It's three pm. Program's over. 218 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,949 Come get some pizza. 219 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,286 - Wahoo! And that's a wrap. - What about out stunt? 220 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:18,206 Nah, forget all that, it's pizza time! 221 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,790 [laughing and cheering] 222 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,584 Oh, yeah! 223 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:25,588 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm! 224 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,591 Ha, Cricket Green, you really helped someone out today. 225 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,886 And that someone was yourself. 226 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,679 Hey! Watch where you're-- 227 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,849 - Chase? - I thought you were my big buddy! 228 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,768 But you're just a big duddy! 229 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,187 - [gasps] - [cries] 230 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,855 What was that all about? 231 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,690 Oh, don't beat yourself up. 232 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,692 You got further with Chase than most. 233 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:47,693 What do you mean? 234 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,487 All his previous big buddies 235 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,947 gave up within an hour. 236 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,490 He's not a bad kid, 237 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,159 he just needs someone who understands. 238 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,870 I thought maybe you could give him a friend. 239 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,413 But I guess not. 240 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:04,669 ♪ Remember the stuff we did ♪ 241 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:09,549 ♪ Remember the times we had ♪ 242 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,510 ♪ Don't forget about this ♪ 243 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,429 ♪ Or this, or this ♪ 244 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,349 ♪ Remember the stuff we did ♪ 245 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,184 The majority of those didn't even happen. 246 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,979 And now they never will, if don't make things right. 247 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,857 Sorry, Mama Roni, I gotta find my lil' buddy! 248 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,110 I'm so happy I could punch a wall! 249 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,361 Ah! 250 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,698 [panting] Chase! Wait up, lil' bud! 251 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,950 - Go away! - Dang it, Chase! 252 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,868 [grunting] 253 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,954 Pinballing? 254 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,622 Which sport should we play? 255 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,041 - How 'bout we play all of them? - Yay! 256 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,129 Stuffdodging? 257 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,464 I'd be steamed if I wasn't so dang proud! 258 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,886 Whoa! [grunts] 259 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,221 Not bad! 260 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,223 But how about this! 261 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,475 Ow! 262 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,852 [panting] 263 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,938 Ch-Chase! Wait! Ah. 264 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,649 [kids] Tilly! Tilly! 265 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,528 Enlighten us with your wisdom! 266 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,490 [Tilly] Hm, their level of adoration has gotten quite unhealthy. 267 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,533 Time to bounce. 268 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,076 Loyal followers! 269 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,662 I will now grant you my greatest wisdom! 270 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,457 For this you must close your eyes and meditate. 271 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,792 - [kids] Ooh. - [whispering] What's a meditate? 272 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,132 [gasps] She's ascended! 273 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,467 - Magic! - [cheering] 274 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,471 - Hey. - Go back to your party. 275 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,640 I can't. Gotta pull off the sickest stunt 276 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,558 in community center history. 277 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,310 You didn't wanna be my friend, 278 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,228 you just wanted that free pizza. 279 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,106 I'll admit, I didn't get into this stuff to be a role model, 280 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,317 I got into it for some easy cheese. 281 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,111 But ding-darn it, I found something even better. 282 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,155 A crazy, buck-wild gremlin, 283 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,407 and the best lil' buddy I could ever ask for. 284 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,327 So whaddya say, wanna be my partner in crime? 285 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,829 Ah! [laughs] 286 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,164 It's a deal. 287 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,335 - [Chase and Cricket] Wahoo! - Jeffrey! 288 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:12,338 - [Chase and Cricket cheering] - [people screaming] 289 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,714 What is happening? 290 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,799 [man] Oh, no!