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♪ One, two,
One, two, three, four! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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Okay, Cricket. Off the board, off the rim,
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bounce through the rafters,
and through the--
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Community Sue, I'm so sorry, I--
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Didn't feel a thing! Okay, youngsters,
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hit the bleachers!
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Thank you all for volunteering
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for our "Big Buddy, Lil' Buddy" program
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I'm going to pair each of you
with a lil' buddy.
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Your job is to make a positive impact
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on their mushy, undeveloped brains!
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Who has questions? Yes, Cricket!
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This is for the pizza thing, right?
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We get free pizza if we're big buddies
or whatever?
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At the end of the day,
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all participants may attend a pizza party.
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- Are there any more--
- Is it from Mama Roni's?
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I love Mama Roni's.
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Yes, Cricket.
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But the real reward here isn't pizza!
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It's the chance to make a lasting--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, the kids are the future
and all that. Kumbaya.
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Aren't you excited
to be a role model, brother?
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Yeah, I'm excited to roll
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- some pizza into my--
- Mkay.
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All right, meet your lil' buddies!
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- Whatchoo got, tater tot?
- One potato, two potato.
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Wanna see me stick
my whole hand in my mouth?
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What, like it's hard?
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Check out all the games on my phone!
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Green! I'm pairing you with Emma here.
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Show her some of that Tilly charm.
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How do you do? I offer a welcoming gift.
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Sour straws?
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For like life, they can be bitter,
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but sweetness is always soon to follow.
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That's true!
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And finally,
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meet your new lil' buddy, Chase!
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- Yay!
- What?
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Ah!
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Uh, hey, Chase.
I'm your big buddy, Cricket.
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Ah! Get off of me!
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Sue, I think my buddy's defective.
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You gotta give me another kid!
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- Nope! Chase is yours till three pm.
- But--
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Okay, everybody! We've got crafts time
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the boomba room. Move it!
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Do it for Mama Roni.
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Chase!
Who wants to go draw a dinosaur? Ah!
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What's wrong, Emma?
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I wanna put googly eyes on my painting,
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but we ran out of glue.
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Ah, not to worry, little lady,
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for the paint provides. Observe.
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Whoa! They stuck to the wet paint.
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Cool! Tilly, you are amazing!
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Haha, Emma, you are correct.
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Looks like you two are getting along well!
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Cricket! How you doin-- Oh!
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Chase, you stop makin'
paper spitballs right now!
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Ah! My glasses!
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Dangit all, I'm your big buddy,
and that means you gotta do what I say!
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So, you and I are gonna go
back to that table, sit quietly
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and think about the pizza
and possibly chicken wings
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that await us if we get along.
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Whaddya say to that?
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He glitterbombed me!
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Come here you-- gah!
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Oh, you wanna tussle?
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Let's tussle!
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- Tilly...
- Hi, Cricket.
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How's it going with your lil' buddy?
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He refused to sit in time-out,
so I had to fasten him
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to a cabinet with a bunch
of pipe cleaners.
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I'm completely outmatched.
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How'd you train your kid to be so good?
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Oh, she asked to do this.
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Cricket, the only advice I can give
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is something you know better than anyone.
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Sometimes, the only way
to soothe a wild beast
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is by taming its heart.
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Whoa. I've gotta write that one down.
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Taming his heart! What's that even mean?
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- Ah, Tilly! You and your riddle--
- Ah!
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Good luck on your journey, brother.
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Oh, hello.
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I told them you're
the smartest kid in the world,
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and they wanted to meet you!
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Tell them what you told me about worms!
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That they are the sharks of
the dirt ocean beneath our feet?
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Interesting development.
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Hit the pool!
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Looks like things
are going swimmingly, Til!
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Ha! Ha! Ha ha!
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Would you stop that?
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No way! You're boring!
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I'm not boring! I just got stuck
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with the world's most
hyperactive hairball--
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Ah!
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Oh snap. Come on, move, move, move--
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Oh, he's fine.
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Ah, that hurt!
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Well, yeah! That's what happens
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when you don't tuck and roll!
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Wha--? Show me that again!
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- You like that?
- Totally!
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I got awesome moves,
the landings just really hurt.
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If you could show me more stuff like that
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I could do even cooler moves!
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So, stunts.
You want me to teach ya how to do stunts.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I guess I am
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the stunt master general.
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But if I do this,
will you stop torturing me?
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Uh huh, uh huh!
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Fine, I'll teach ya everything I know.
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I'll make you better
and stronger than I ever was,
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and you have to carry on my legacy,
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but I ain't happy about it!
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Just follow me, you lil' creep.
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Great form, Gregory!
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I told you, it's Gregly!
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All right, peepers on me!
Stunt school's in session.
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Lesson one, pinballing.
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- Wow!
- All right, your turn.
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Oof!
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Ah.
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Lesson two, stuff dodging!
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Nice dodging, lil' buddy!
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Okay, Chase! We gotta go now!
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Final lesson, flinging!
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Yeah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Now let go!
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- Are you sure?
- Don't worry!
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- I gotcha!
- Hup!
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Ha.
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Those are some pretty sick moves
you little devil!
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I think you're ready for the big leagues.
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Let's go!
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- Uh, y'know--
- Silence! The great Tilly speaketh!
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Uh, I was just going to say
the water isn't that cold.
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What does she mean?
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So wise! So powerful!
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Emma, may I have a word?
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Okay! We will reconvene
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for further enlightenment in five minutes.
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What's on your mind, Tilly?
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Emma, shouldn't your friends
be gettin' back
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to their own big buddies?
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But you're the bestest big buddy there is!
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That's why us Till-ites
have come to learn from you.
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That is so sweet-- Wait.
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Who are the Till-ites?
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Us! Your loyal followers.
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We wanna be just like you.
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And how!
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Emma, I'm flattered,
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but I'm also a little uncomfortable
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with all this unwarranted attention.
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I hope you understand.
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It's for you!
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Now we all look just like you.
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Uh...
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You've done well so far, my protégé.
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But this stunt is the stunt
to end all stunts.
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So crazy and stupid, it's gotten me
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officially labeled a "young disruptor"
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and they didn't mean that in a good way!
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Behold, the human boulder!
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I've rendered a detailed
simulation of how it works.
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You and I are gonna jump on the yoga ball,
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activating the fire extinguisher jet,
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sending us flying
around the basketball court,
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thus creating utter chaos.
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I've also sketched a bunch of ninjas.
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They're not part of the plan,
I just like drawing them.
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This is nice.
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I've never had a big buddy
like you before.
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You're crazy. I'm glad we got paired up.
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I'm glad, too, you little demon.
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- You ready for this?
- Bingo bango.
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Count down to chaos
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in three,
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two,
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one!
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There you kids are!
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It's three pm. Program's over.
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Come get some pizza.
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- Wahoo! And that's a wrap.
- What about out stunt?
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Nah, forget all that, it's pizza time!
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Oh, yeah!
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!
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Ha, Cricket Green, you really
helped someone out today.
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And that someone was yourself.
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Hey! Watch where you're--
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- Chase?
- I thought you were my big buddy!
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But you're just a big duddy!
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What was that all about?
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Oh, don't beat yourself up.
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You got further with Chase than most.
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What do you mean?
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All his previous big buddies
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gave up within an hour.
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He's not a bad kid,
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he just needs someone who understands.
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I thought maybe
you could give him a friend.
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But I guess not.
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Remember the stuff we did ♪
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♪ Remember the times we had ♪
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♪ Don't forget about this ♪
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♪ Or this, or this ♪
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♪ Remember the stuff we did ♪
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The majority of those didn't even happen.
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And now they never will,
if don't make things right.
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Sorry, Mama Roni,
I gotta find my lil' buddy!
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I'm so happy I could punch a wall!
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Ah!
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Chase! Wait up, lil' bud!
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- Go away!
- Dang it, Chase!
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Pinballing?
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Which sport should we play?
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- How 'bout we play all of them?
- Yay!
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Stuffdodging?
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I'd be steamed if I wasn't so dang proud!
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Whoa!
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Not bad!
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But how about this!
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Ow!
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Ch-Chase! Wait! Ah.
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Tilly! Tilly!
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Enlighten us with your wisdom!
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Hm, their level of adoration
has gotten quite unhealthy.
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Time to bounce.
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Loyal followers!
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I will now grant you my greatest wisdom!
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For this you must
close your eyes and meditate.
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- Ooh.
- What's a meditate?
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She's ascended!
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Magic!
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- Hey.
- Go back to your party.
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I can't. Gotta pull off the sickest stunt
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in community center history.
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You didn't wanna be my friend,
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you just wanted that free pizza.
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I'll admit, I didn't get into
this stuff to be a role model,
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I got into it for some easy cheese.
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But ding-darn it,
I found something even better.
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A crazy, buck-wild gremlin,
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and the best lil' buddy
I could ever ask for.
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So whaddya say,
wanna be my partner in crime?
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Ah!
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It's a deal.
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- Wahoo!
- Jeffrey!
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What is happening?
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Oh, no!