[dramatic music playing]
Oh, Tilly, my sweet little angel.
A real beacon of goodness, that one.
Welp, one out of two ain't bad.
Ah, nothing like a freshly cleaned... house?
What in the--
Cricket!
MAN [on TV]: New diet cheese puffs are so light,
they'll make you Fly!
Yeah, right.
Whaa--miracles are real!
Wee--oh, hey, Dad.
I just finished cleaning the whole house,
and then you go and wreck the place?
What are you talkin' about? I didn't do nothin'.
- I've heard that one before. - Pardon me, Papa.
It was actually me who was responsible.
I gave Melissa a mud bath and then I brought her inside
for tap dance lessons.
I now realize I should have swapped those two items
on our itinerary.
Tilly, you did this?
But--but I thought you were an angel.
- I am! - Cricket's always
the troublemaker.
I suppose I have no choice
but to send you to your room, Cricket--
oops, reflex.
I meant, Cricket--darn it!
Come on, stop fighting it.
T--Till--Till--
Cricket! Cricket! Cricket! Gaah!
T--Tilly, I just cleaned the house
and you know dirty animals aren't allowed inside.
Therefore, you're being punished.
I've never been punished before.
Now, go to your room.
I--aah.
BILL: I thought you were an angel.
I'm shocked. This is bad, Tilly.
Have I fallen from grace?
What does this mean?
Have I sunken deep
into a life of misdeeds?
I thought I was Papa's perfect little angel.
But angels don't do bad things.
Angels don't disappoint their Papas, do they?
No, no, they do not!
So, if I'm no longer an angel,
I'm... a bad kid.
That's right, Mr. Friggles.
Don't look away from my twisted rebirth.
Tilly Green is an angel no more!
[laughing]
Okay, Tilly!
I think you served your time,
you can come out now!
This feels so wrong.
She'll be fine. It builds character.
Yeah, Dad, this is an important moment for Tilly!
It's the beginning of her journey as a bad kid!
I gotta make sure to document the very beginning
of Tilly's descent.
Now, if I know my Tilly,
she'll never do anything bad again.
Sup, old man?
Wow.
Tilly, what happened to my good little girl?
The Tilly you once knew is gone.
- Wow. - This can't be happening.
My good baby.
- [blubbering] - This is so funny.
Oh, my gosh. Tilly, Tilly, Tilly!
Do something bad! Do something bad!
No! Do not encourage this!
First, I'm gonna drink this milk.
Oh! Well, in that case, you better grab a--
But I'm not gonna grab a cup!
But that's so unsanitary!
Now, I'm gonna scratch all my bug bites!
But that only makes them itchier!
Tilly! Where are you going?
- Out. - Where?
To a little place called Nunya.
It's in the business district.
Okay. So that's Nunya in the business district.
Nunya business?
That does it. There go your extended
TV privileges, young lady.
Do you hear me?
I can't believe this is happening.
Listen, we all knew that if one of us
were to snap one day, it would be Tilly.
- It's always the quiet ones. - I'm sorry.
Tilly had "extended TV privileges?"
Well, yeah. I give Tilly rewards for good behavior.
At least I used to.
You mean being "good"
comes with perks?
So that's why people do it!
[sighs] I guess I better figure out
what I'm gonna do when Tilly gets home.
Rewards for good behavior, huh?
[chuckles]
- [bell rings] - Whoa!
Who are you and what do you want?
Relax, Andromeda.
It's me, Tilly.
I'm just bad now.
And you're gonna be bad with me.
I've never been peer-pressured before.
I'd be honored!
TILLY: We shall become the baddest,
most feared group of bad girls,
and Saxon, in Big City.
We are The Monarch Butterflies!
Why are we called The Monarch Butterflies?
Because they're poisonous to birds.
- Oh. - Now listen up, ladies.
Here's what we need to do.
One surefire way to be bad
is to lie.
I said I wanted bangs.
Excuse me.
I just have to say,
your haircut looks very cool.
No, it doesn't!
You're a liar!
Sure am. And lying is bad.
But, you know, hearing someone say that
has really boosted my confidence!
Now I feel like I can take on the world!
Thanks, little girl!
TILLY: Another way to be bad is to make mayhem.
I just know today is gonna be a good day.
Ugh! Oh, no!
Mayhem made.
[gasp]
Are you... okay?
You saved me.
Listen, I know we just met, but will you marry me?
- Yes. - What?
But aren't you upset?
You just stepped on my gum!
None of this would've happened without you.
Here's an invite.
It's a June wedding.
Wow, Tilly, you've changed
several people's lives for the better!
I'm confused,
are we still pretending to be bad?
I'm not pretending!
The good Tilly is gone.
This is who I am now.
- I have to do something bigger. - Bigger? Like what?
Something that only the most rotten of apples would do.
Steal.
Here you go, Gramma. Brought you some tea!
Precooled, of course.
Oh, aren't you sweet.
And I love that triple-braided
double basket weave.
It's elegant and modern.
Oh, thank you.
Here, come and snuggle with your Gramma.
Now that's a good boy.
So this is what it's like to be good.
Man alive, I've been missin' out.
What? What is this?
The boy is being a perfect little sweetheart,
- that's what. - It's true, father.
Need I remind you of earlier
when I was falsely accused
of getting mud in the house?
Key words being "false" and "-ly!"
Yeah, Bill, Cricket's helping out, actin' polite.
He even bathed for the first time in days.
- Weeks! - The boy deserves
some positive reinforcement.
Just look at him!
I guess everything going on with you kids
has me all topsy-turvy. You're right, Cricket.
I should've trusted you before and I should trust you now.
You're free to do whatever you want the rest of the day.
Whatever I want?
Hey, welcome to Sip 'N Snak.
Be cool!
Can I help you find anything?
- We're just browsing! - Uh-huh.
[goat beats]
Tilly, you can't steal, it's bad.
- This isn't like you. - Well, get used to it.
I know I'm not good. So if I'm not bad,
then what am I?
You're, uh--you're on your own.
I can't do this!
- [sobbing] - Hmph.
Well, I can do bad all by myself.
I just need to find somethin' small
that'll fit in my pocket.
[bell rings]
Hey!
I told you not to call me.
I'm supposed to be working.
I'm not interested in any of your wares, goodbye!
Forgot my goat.
All right. This thing is hot.
Let's just lay low and keep our cool.
[goat beats]
- Not speaking today. - Yeah, huh.
Okay. You're almost to your room,
no one is gonna find out.
- GLORIA: Hey, Tilly! - Don't arrest me, officer.
Whoa, Tilly. It's just me. Relax.
Cool outfit by the way. Did you steal that
from a rock star's closet or something?
Steal? Why would you even think that, Gloria?
Okay. Maybe the real thief here
is you after you stole your brain
from the crazy store, you ever think about that?
Phew. Look at yourself, Tilly.
You're mean to your family and friends.
You're lyin', you're stealin'.
- [ominous heartbeat] - Huh?
What... what is that?
What?
You're a bad person.
No, no. No, I don't wanna be bad anymore!
It's too late. You're already a bad girl!
No!
HEART CANDY DISPENSER: It doesn't matter
what you tell yourself.
We all know what a rotten person
you've become on the inside.
Ba-ba-barracuda-- I'm sorry, boss.
I'm not on my phone. Huh?
I'm... I'm sorry.
Uhh.
It was me.
I stole the candy heart dispenser
because I had to prove I was bad!
But then, I got home and it was just nightmares!
I deserve to be thrown to the Big House.
Take me away.
Uh, thank you
for bringing this back, I guess.
Just don't do it again.
You should also probably go.
Okay.
GRAMMA: Hey, Bill.
You happen to see my-- what the--
how many times do I gotta tell you?
If you're gonna wallow in despair,
do it outta the way!
Sorry, Gramma.
I just don't know what to do.
I failed at being good, so then I became bad.
But being bad doesn't feel good.
In fact, being bad feels really bad,
and I'm not even good at being bad!
I don't even know who I am anymore.
Oh, one of those. Come here.
Looks like it's a busy day for snuggling.
[dramatic music playing]
The world's full of a lot of weird garbage, Tilly.
Right and wrong, good and bad,
it's all mixed together and tough to tell apart.
But one mistake doesn't define your whole identity.
Take your mom for instance!
She made tons of mistakes.
Does that make her a bad person?
Well, no.
And you know who else has made mistakes?
All of these folks.
We've all screwed up a bunch of times,
but that doesn't make any of us bad people!
We're flawed just like anyone else!
Oh, except that little cutie on the end there.
She's perfect as she is.
And you're a good one too, Tilly.
Don't you forget it.
Thanks, Gramma.
Tilly, I have something to say.
Don't worry, Papa. I'm over my bad girl phase!
Oh, thank goodness.
Well, at least until I hit adolescence.
- Then all bets are off. - That's gonna be good.
Boy, it's hard for a parent to keep up sometimes!
Just look at Cricket!
He's been such a good kid all day!
Turns out, the best part of being good
is earning your family's trust.
So you can get away with doing bad stuff! Whoa!
I'm innocent. I swear.
Ah, forget it. I'll see myself to my room.
SINGER: ♪ I got sweat in my eyes♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees♪
♪ I got chased by dogs♪
♪ Licked by a frog Got a rash on my legs♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs♪
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten♪
♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again♪