1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:04,091 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,146 SINGER: ♪ One, two♪ 3 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:20,716 ♪ La, la, la, la, la♪ 4 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,635 ♪ La, la, la, la, la♪ 5 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,338 Good evening, everyone! 6 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,253 And welcome to Gloria Plus Green Cafe's 7 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,778 first-ever trivia night! 8 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,432 [cheering] 9 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,260 Wow, it appears we'll be facing the entire 10 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:46,089 neighborhood in this intellectual blood-sport. 11 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,135 No sweat. Our competition's a bunch 12 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,615 of empty-headed know-nothin's. 13 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:53,705 If only your brain were as wrinkly as your face. 14 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,317 You wanna catch these hands, you smooth-brained ingrate? 15 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:57,927 Can we not, Ma? 16 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,277 Trash-talking aside, I agree with Alice. 17 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,845 The Green family makes a killer trivia team. 18 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,803 Bill knows science from working on the farm. 19 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:07,328 Tilly's a well-read expert in literature. 20 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,634 And Gramma's a history buff after living so long. 21 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:10,766 [makes sound] 22 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:11,984 And I used to be a roadie, 23 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,421 so I've got music covered. 24 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,771 Plus you got me. 25 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:16,989 Oh, Cricket. 26 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,601 Yes, we sure do, kiddo. 27 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:21,298 We sure do. 28 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:24,084 All right. Let's see what category I can take. 29 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:27,391 Hmm. Oh, perfect. "Geo-graffie!" 30 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:28,784 Guess that's me. 31 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:31,569 Geography is a bit of a tough one, brother. 32 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,005 You sure you got it? 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,269 Don't worry. I'm a whiz at math. 34 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,228 Okay. First question, 35 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,404 who wrote the classic novel Little Women? 36 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,667 - [buzz] - Louisa May Alcott. 37 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,148 And the first question of the night goes to the Greens. 38 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,281 - [cheering] - Very good. 39 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,065 Moving right along. During what month 40 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,415 - does the winter solstice occur? - [buzzer buzzing] 41 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,809 December. It's the month with the least daylight. 42 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:57,204 Correct. Looks like the Greens are on a roll. 43 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,075 Wow. Great job, Mr. Green. 44 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,729 Looks like they're the team to beat, huh, Mr. Grigorian? 45 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:03,601 All right. Next category is geography. 46 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:04,950 Here we go. 47 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,518 What is the capital of Mexico? 48 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,912 - [buzz] - The answer is "M." 49 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:11,827 Come again? 50 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:13,785 The capital is the first letter, 51 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:17,180 therefore the capital of Mexico is M. 52 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,051 - [sighs] - No, no, no. 53 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,228 It's Mexico City. 54 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,751 And right you are, Remy. 55 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,493 Cricket, wow, just wow. 56 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,973 - Dang, I was real close. - Hey, son. 57 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,933 What if you let us handle the geography questions? 58 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,891 But that's my category. If I can't do that, 59 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,763 how will I help the team? 60 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,982 Well, you could press the buzzer. 61 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,419 - Oh, yeah! - That's a great idea. 62 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,898 Nobody's faster than you, Cricket! 63 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,639 [excited gasp] Wait a minute. 64 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,337 Y'all think I'm dumb or something? 65 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,165 - No, not at all! - Absolutely not. 66 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,167 The nerve! Look, I admit, 67 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,473 I'm not the sharpest spoon in the bucket, 68 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,041 but I've got some real smarts in my noggin! 69 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,651 Hey, it's all right, kiddo! 70 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,740 I'm sure a question you know will pop up! 71 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,786 But for now, just focus on the buzzer, okay? 72 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,354 I know I know stuff. 73 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:03,052 I just gotta look deep inside my mind and find it! 74 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,359 Huh? 75 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:08,362 Ahh! I'm inside my head! 76 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,234 And this must be my dadgum brain! 77 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,194 Wheeee! 78 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,456 Cricket, what are you doing with that-- 79 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:16,892 - Cricket! - [laughing] 80 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,415 It looks like it's getting pretty full. 81 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,677 Should we send the signal? 82 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,723 Nah, just schedule it for later. 83 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,378 [upbeat music playing] 84 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:27,032 I'll never get sick of this song. 85 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,860 This place is amazing! 86 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,341 But how am I gonna find-- ah, excuse me. 87 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:32,647 Can I get some help? 88 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,126 Buzz off. Can't you see I'm-- 89 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,737 it's the boss! 90 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,086 - I never thought I'd see you. - Wow! 91 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:40,089 - He's here! - He visits us! 92 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,613 Hi. What the heck are you guys? 93 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,050 We're your Brain-Crickets! "Brickets" for short. 94 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,748 You think it, we make it happen! 95 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,358 How can I be of service? 96 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,143 Well, I need to go see all my knowledge. 97 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,319 Sure thing. 98 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,885 Follow me right this way. 99 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,410 Welcome to your knowledge bank! 100 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,847 That's a lotta knowledge! 101 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,241 And you're adding to it every day! Oh. 102 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,068 Here's some new knowledge now! 103 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:04,200 Blegh! What are those? 104 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,680 Factoids! 105 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,508 Each one is a little fact you've learned. 106 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,206 "M" is not the capital of Mexico! 107 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:12,861 Hey, that's right. Because I learned... 108 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:15,298 Remy knows the capital of Mexico! 109 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:18,388 Oh, man. I've gotta have better stuff than that, right? 110 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,434 See, there's this trivia night thing going on 111 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,696 and I've got to impress my family 112 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,002 with some big brained knowledge. 113 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,439 Hmm. We're gonna need some help. 114 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,267 But I know just who to call. 115 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,533 Boss, meet the very first fact you ever learned. 116 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:37,494 Dogs can't spit. 117 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,496 Oh, yeah. I remember learning that. 118 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,411 Spitty's been here longer than any of us. 119 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,805 You won't find a more qualified brain guide. 120 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,546 Dogs can't spit. 121 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,678 You're saying my real smarts are in "the vaults"? 122 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,201 Wait. How can I understand you? 123 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,551 Dogs can't spit! 124 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,509 Oh! That makes perfect sense! 125 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,294 Now, let's hit those vaults! 126 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,992 I've got to prove to my family that I'm not dumb. 127 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,559 Speaking of which, boss, 128 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,082 I believe you're needed back outside! 129 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,605 - [moan] - GRAMMA: Cricket! 130 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,868 Cricket, I know this one! Hit the buzzer! 131 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,392 - Cricket! - Huh? 132 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:09,787 The answer is 1903! 133 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,615 Take that, you dirty witch! 134 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,617 [laughing] 135 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:16,141 What in the sam heck are you doing over there, boy? 136 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:19,101 Don't be hard on Cricket. He probably got confused! 137 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:22,191 Here, son, this is the button part. 138 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,454 You gotta do this motion on the top to-- 139 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,456 I know how a dang buzzer works, Dad! 140 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,502 I gotta find those smarts quick. 141 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:34,072 Guys! Come on. We don't got time to waste. 142 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,422 Right. Spitty! 143 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,728 Dogs can't spit. 144 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:41,123 Whoa, so these are the vaults? 145 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,255 Dogs can't spit. 146 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,041 Okay, so each vault contains specific knowledge, 147 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,696 but you're not sure which one the real smarts are in? 148 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,046 Man, you guys should label this stuff! 149 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,265 Dogs can't spit. 150 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,571 Don't sass me. 151 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,531 [upbeat music playing] 152 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,794 Waffles are just pancakes with squares! 153 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,796 No matter how much you drink, 154 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,495 coffee foam doesn't fill you up! 155 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:08,803 Looks like this vault is just facts about food. 156 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,805 [gasp] Is that Phoenix? 157 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,720 [heavy panting] Bark! 158 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,548 [gasp] Ahh, get back, you monster! 159 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,680 [whimpers] Relish! 160 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,029 Relish! 161 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,204 The word "relish" 162 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,902 always calms Phoenix down. 163 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:23,034 Aww, this vault is just Phoenix facts. 164 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,340 Swing and a miss! 165 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,299 [laughing] 166 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,867 What am I gonna do with all these Croblins? 167 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,696 - [farts] - Koo-koo-kachoo! 168 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,612 Funny, but not what we're looking for. 169 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,658 Come on, Spitty. 170 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:38,833 Nostradamus! 171 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,400 Correct! 172 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,618 Latitude! 173 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,185 That's right! 174 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:44,447 The War of 1812! 175 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,144 Another for the Remingtons! 176 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,755 We're starting to lose our lead! 177 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,800 Well, we're trying to give Cricket a chance, 178 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,411 but is he even with us? 179 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,064 Cricket! Cricket! 180 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:56,154 Ugh, we've checked almost all of the vaults 181 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,852 and ain't found diddly-squat! 182 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,593 This has to be the one! 183 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,246 Please, please, please, please. 184 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,334 What the-- 185 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,336 Bats hurt! 186 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,904 Lemon juice burns the eyes! 187 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,384 Wood hurts! 188 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:11,256 Marble hurts even more! 189 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,954 Corkboard ain't that bad! 190 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,172 Pain facts! 191 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,522 This room is dangerous. 192 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,480 Dogs can't spit! 193 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,308 The real smarts. 194 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,831 Spitty, ya found 'em. 195 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,311 Hey. You know what hurts? 196 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,791 [indistinct chatter] 197 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,272 [chomp] 198 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,798 Dogs! Can't! Spit! 199 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,323 Bats hurt. Bats hurt. 200 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,630 Spitty! 201 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,634 Dogs! 202 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:41,765 Can't! 203 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,114 Spit! 204 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:45,073 Spitty, no! 205 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,948 Whew. Spitty, your sacrifice 206 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,037 will not be in vain. 207 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,213 All righty. We're at the last question of the night 208 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,389 and it's the bonus mystery question! 209 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,957 That's worth five times the amount of points! 210 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:02,046 - Mystery question? - All right, Greens. 211 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,745 All hands on deck! This could be for anyone! 212 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,138 Stay sharp, Cricket, we might need you! 213 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,618 Not to worry, family, 214 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,882 I've finally found my real smarts. 215 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,144 You had to find them? 216 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,406 I had to dig deep, 217 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,930 but finally I can unleash 218 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,628 all of my incredible knowledge. 219 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,327 Antarctica is cold. 220 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,547 Fourteen minus six is eight. 221 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,636 That's it? 222 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,116 That's all I have? 223 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,552 Ugh, never mind. 224 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,206 Where are you going, son? 225 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,121 Home. I'm no good to ya. 226 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,253 All I got in my head is useless junk. 227 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,821 - Cricket. - Don't beat yourself up, boy. 228 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,694 I mean it ain't like you're Grigorian-level stupid. 229 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:44,654 That's it! Take this, you putrid bowl of oatmeal! 230 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,482 - Whoa. - Whoa. 231 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:47,831 Whoa. 232 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,180 Sorry about that. 233 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,008 [screaming] 234 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,491 I knew I should've got coffee foam insurance! 235 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,233 I can't open the door! 236 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,277 I never thought I'd suffer 237 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,018 such a foamy demise. 238 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,716 What do we do? 239 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,239 Well, it's just coffee foam. 240 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,806 We could probably eat it because... 241 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,070 Coffee foam doesn't fill you up! 242 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:11,333 Coffee foam doesn't fill you up! 243 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,814 Everyone eat it! Eat the foam! 244 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:21,082 Come on, you guys! I can't help y'all if you don't chill out! 245 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,606 Brett, try saying the word "Relish." 246 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,000 It helps soothe my dog Phoenix! 247 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:30,439 Uh, okay. Relish, relish. 248 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,180 That worked? Thanks, Cricket! 249 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,834 That was really smart. 250 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,140 I can't get close enough to unplug the foamer! 251 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,664 How do we shut it off? 252 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,492 Ahh! Huh? 253 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,538 Corkboard! Mr. Remington, 254 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,627 I need you to throw me into that corkboard! 255 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,324 I'm not about to throw a child. 256 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,935 - You'll get hurt! - It's all right. 257 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,458 Corkboard don't hurt that bad. 258 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,590 Now quarterback me! 259 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,809 Oh, say less! Hike! 260 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,943 That only kind of hurt! 261 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,779 Now that really hurt. 262 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,521 We're free! 263 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,654 Hey. 264 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,352 [cheering] 265 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,964 Did we win? What's happening? 266 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,705 You saved us, Cricket. 267 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,142 Well, it's the least a dummy could do. 268 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,623 - NANCY: Dummy? - Cricket, you're not a dummy! 269 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:27,539 Thanks, Dad, but I couldn't even answer one trivia question. 270 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,846 Son, there's all different types of knowledge. 271 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,109 Some conventional. Some more unique. 272 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:35,417 Without your special know-how, we would've drowned in foam! 273 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,940 Well, koo-koo-kachoo. 274 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,986 I guess I'm smarter than I thought! 275 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,641 Though I wish I could've gotten at least one question right. 276 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,556 Oh, yeah, what was the mystery question? 277 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,472 Oh, it was, "Name one animal that can't spit." 278 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,909 Ah-ha-ha! 279 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,172 Dogs! Dogs can't spit! 280 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,000 Hey, yeah, that's correct! 281 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,915 - Woo-hoo! - [cheering] 282 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:02,574 Dogs can't spit.