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♪ One, two♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la♪
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Good evening, everyone!
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And welcome to Gloria
Plus Green Cafe's
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first-ever trivia night!
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Wow, it appears
we'll be facing the entire
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neighborhood in this
intellectual blood-sport.
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No sweat.
Our competition's a bunch
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of empty-headed know-nothin's.
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If only your brain were
as wrinkly as your face.
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You wanna catch these hands,
you smooth-brained ingrate?
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Can we not, Ma?
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Trash-talking aside,
I agree with Alice.
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The Green family makes
a killer trivia team.
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Bill knows science
from working on the farm.
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Tilly's a well-read
expert in literature.
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And Gramma's a history buff
after living so long.
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And I used to be a roadie,
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so I've got music covered.
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Plus you got me.
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Oh, Cricket.
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Yes, we sure do, kiddo.
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We sure do.
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All right. Let's see
what category I can take.
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Hmm. Oh, perfect.
"Geo-graffie!"
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Guess that's me.
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Geography is a bit
of a tough one, brother.
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You sure you got it?
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Don't worry. I'm a whiz at math.
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Okay. First question,
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who wrote the classic
novel Little Women?
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Louisa May Alcott.
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And the first question
of the night goes to the Greens.
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Very good.
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Moving right along.
During what month
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does the winter solstice occur?
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December. It's the month
with the least daylight.
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Correct. Looks like
the Greens are on a roll.
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Wow. Great job, Mr. Green.
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Looks like they're the team
to beat, huh, Mr. Grigorian?
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All right.
Next category is geography.
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Here we go.
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What is the capital of Mexico?
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The answer is "M."
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Come again?
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The capital is the first letter,
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therefore the capital
of Mexico is M.
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No, no, no.
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It's Mexico City.
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And right you are, Remy.
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Cricket, wow, just wow.
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- Dang, I was real close.
- Hey, son.
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What if you let us handle
the geography questions?
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But that's my category.
If I can't do that,
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how will I help the team?
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Well, you could press
the buzzer.
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- Oh, yeah!
- That's a great idea.
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Nobody's faster than
you, Cricket!
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Wait a minute.
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Y'all think I'm dumb
or something?
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- No, not at all!
- Absolutely not.
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The nerve! Look, I admit,
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I'm not the sharpest spoon
in the bucket,
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but I've got some
real smarts in my noggin!
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Hey, it's all right, kiddo!
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I'm sure a question
you know will pop up!
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But for now,
just focus on the buzzer, okay?
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I know I know stuff.
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I just gotta look deep
inside my mind and find it!
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Huh?
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Ahh! I'm inside my head!
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And this must be
my dadgum brain!
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Wheeee!
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Cricket, what are you doing
with that--
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Cricket!
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It looks like
it's getting pretty full.
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Should we send the signal?
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Nah, just schedule it for later.
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I'll never
get sick of this song.
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This place is amazing!
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But how am I gonna find--
ah, excuse me.
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Can I get some help?
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Buzz off. Can't you see I'm--
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it's the boss!
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- I never thought I'd see you.
- Wow!
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- He's here!
- He visits us!
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Hi. What the heck are you guys?
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We're your Brain-Crickets!
"Brickets" for short.
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You think it, we make it happen!
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How can I be of service?
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Well, I need to go
see all my knowledge.
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Sure thing.
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Follow me right this way.
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Welcome to your knowledge bank!
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That's a lotta knowledge!
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And you're adding
to it every day! Oh.
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Here's some new knowledge now!
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Blegh! What are those?
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Factoids!
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Each one is a little fact
you've learned.
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"M" is not the capital
of Mexico!
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Hey, that's right.
Because I learned...
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Remy knows
the capital of Mexico!
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Oh, man. I've gotta have
better stuff than that, right?
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See, there's this trivia night
thing going on
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and I've got
to impress my family
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with some big brained knowledge.
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Hmm. We're gonna need some help.
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But I know just who to call.
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Boss, meet the very first fact
you ever learned.
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Dogs can't spit.
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Oh, yeah.
I remember learning that.
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Spitty's been here
longer than any of us.
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You won't find a more
qualified brain guide.
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Dogs can't spit.
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You're saying my real smarts
are in "the vaults"?
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Wait.
How can I understand you?
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Dogs can't spit!
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Oh! That makes
perfect sense!
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Now, let's hit those vaults!
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I've got to prove to my family
that I'm not dumb.
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Speaking of which, boss,
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I believe you're needed
back outside!
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Cricket!
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Cricket, I know this one!
Hit the buzzer!
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- Cricket!
- Huh?
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The answer is 1903!
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Take that, you dirty witch!
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What in the sam heck
are you doing over there, boy?
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Don't be hard on Cricket.
He probably got confused!
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Here, son,
this is the button part.
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You gotta do this motion
on the top to--
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I know how a dang
buzzer works, Dad!
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I gotta find those smarts quick.
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Guys! Come on.
We don't got time to waste.
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Right. Spitty!
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Dogs can't spit.
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Whoa, so these are the vaults?
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Dogs can't spit.
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Okay, so each vault contains
specific knowledge,
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but you're not sure which one
the real smarts are in?
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Man, you guys
should label this stuff!
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Dogs can't spit.
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Don't sass me.
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Waffles are just pancakes
with squares!
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No matter how much you drink,
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coffee foam doesn't fill you up!
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Looks like this vault
is just facts about food.
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Is that Phoenix?
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Bark!
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Ahh,
get back, you monster!
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Relish!
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Relish!
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The word "relish"
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always calms Phoenix down.
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Aww, this vault
is just Phoenix facts.
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Swing and a miss!
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What am I gonna do
with all these Croblins?
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Koo-koo-kachoo!
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Funny, but not what
we're looking for.
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Come on, Spitty.
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Nostradamus!
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Correct!
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Latitude!
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That's right!
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The War of 1812!
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Another for the Remingtons!
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We're starting to lose our lead!
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Well, we're trying
to give Cricket a chance,
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but is he even with us?
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Cricket! Cricket!
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Ugh, we've checked
almost all of the vaults
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and ain't found diddly-squat!
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This has to be the one!
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Please, please, please, please.
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What the--
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Bats hurt!
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Lemon juice burns the eyes!
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Wood hurts!
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Marble hurts even more!
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Corkboard ain't that bad!
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Pain facts!
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This room is dangerous.
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Dogs can't spit!
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The real smarts.
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Spitty, ya found 'em.
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Hey. You know what hurts?
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Dogs! Can't! Spit!
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Bats hurt. Bats hurt.
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Spitty!
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Dogs!
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Can't!
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Spit!
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Spitty, no!
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Whew. Spitty, your sacrifice
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will not be in vain.
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All righty. We're at the last
question of the night
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and it's the bonus
mystery question!
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That's worth five times
the amount of points!
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- Mystery question?
- All right, Greens.
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All hands on deck!
This could be for anyone!
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Stay sharp, Cricket,
we might need you!
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Not to worry, family,
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I've finally found
my real smarts.
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You had to find them?
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I had to dig deep,
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but finally I can unleash
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all of my incredible knowledge.
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Antarctica is cold.
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Fourteen minus six is eight.
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That's it?
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That's all I have?
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Ugh, never mind.
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Where are you going, son?
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Home. I'm no good to ya.
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All I got in my head
is useless junk.
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- Cricket.
- Don't beat yourself up, boy.
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I mean it ain't like
you're Grigorian-level stupid.
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That's it! Take this,
you putrid bowl of oatmeal!
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Sorry about that.
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I knew I should've got
coffee foam insurance!
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I can't open the door!
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I never thought I'd suffer
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such a foamy demise.
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What do we do?
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Well, it's just coffee foam.
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We could probably eat
it because...
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Coffee foam doesn't fill you up!
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Coffee foam doesn't fill you up!
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Everyone eat it! Eat the foam!
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Come on, you guys! I can't help
y'all if you don't chill out!
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Brett, try saying
the word "Relish."
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It helps soothe my dog Phoenix!
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Uh, okay. Relish, relish.
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That worked? Thanks, Cricket!
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That was really smart.
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I can't get close enough
to unplug the foamer!
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How do we shut it off?
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Ahh! Huh?
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Corkboard!
Mr. Remington,
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I need you to throw me
into that corkboard!
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I'm not about to throw a child.
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- You'll get hurt!
- It's all right.
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Corkboard don't hurt that bad.
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Now quarterback me!
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Oh, say less! Hike!
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That only kind of hurt!
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Now that really hurt.
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We're free!
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Hey.
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Did we win? What's happening?
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You saved us, Cricket.
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Well, it's the least
a dummy could do.
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Dummy?
- Cricket, you're not a dummy!
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Thanks, Dad, but I couldn't
even answer one trivia question.
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Son, there's all different
types of knowledge.
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Some conventional.
Some more unique.
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Without your special know-how,
we would've drowned in foam!
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Well, koo-koo-kachoo.
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I guess I'm smarter
than I thought!
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Though I wish I could've gotten
at least one question right.
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Oh, yeah,
what was the mystery question?
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Oh, it was, "Name one
animal that can't spit."
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Ah-ha-ha!
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Dogs! Dogs can't spit!
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Hey, yeah, that's correct!
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Woo-hoo!
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Dogs can't spit.