1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,302 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,182 SINGER: ♪ One, two ♪ 3 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:19,686 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:25,592 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 5 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,400 Good evening, everyone! 6 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,302 And welcome to Gloria Plus Green Cafe's 7 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:38,839 first-ever trivia night! 8 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,474 (cheering) 9 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,276 Wow, it appears we'll be facing the entire 10 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,078 neighborhood in this intellectual blood-sport. 11 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,180 No sweat. Our competition's a bunch 12 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,650 of empty-headed know-nothin's. 13 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,719 If only your brain were as wrinkly as your face. 14 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,389 You wanna catch these hands, you smooth-brained ingrate? 15 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,957 Can we not, Ma? 16 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,326 Trash-talking aside, I agree with Alice. 17 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,895 The Green family makes a killer trivia team. 18 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,864 Bill knows science from working on the farm. 19 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,366 Tilly's a well-read expert in literature. 20 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,669 And Gramma's a history buff after living so long. 21 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,803 (makes sound) 22 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,038 And I used to be a roadie, 23 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,472 so I've got music covered. 24 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:14,841 Plus you got me. 25 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,043 Oh, Cricket. 26 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:18,612 Yes, we sure do, kiddo. 27 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,280 We sure do. 28 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,116 All right. Let's see what category I can take. 29 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:26,453 Hmm. Oh, perfect. "Geo-graffie!" 30 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,821 Guess that's me. 31 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,624 Geography is a bit of a tough one, brother. 32 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,092 You sure you got it? 33 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,261 Don't worry. I'm a whiz at math. 34 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,264 Okay. First question, 35 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,466 who wrote the classic novel Little Women? 36 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,702 -(buzz) -Louisa May Alcott. 37 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,204 And the first question of the night goes to the Greens. 38 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,273 -(cheering) -Very good. 39 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,075 Moving right along. During what month 40 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:50,410 -does the winter solstice occur? -(buzzer buzzing) 41 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,813 December. It's the month with the least daylight. 42 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:56,249 Correct. Looks like the Greens are on a roll. 43 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,118 Wow. Great job, Mr. Green. 44 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,786 Looks like they're the team to beat, huh, Mr. Grigorian? 45 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,656 All right. Next category is geography. 46 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,991 Here we go. 47 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,593 What is the capital of Mexico? 48 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,895 -(buzz) -The answer is "M." 49 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,897 Come again? 50 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,833 The capital is the first letter, 51 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,236 therefore the capital of Mexico is M. 52 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,105 -(sighs) -No, no, no. 53 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:20,273 It's Mexico City. 54 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,775 And right you are, Remy. 55 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,511 Cricket, wow, just wow. 56 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,980 -Dang, I was real close. -Hey, son. 57 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,950 What if you let us handle the geography questions? 58 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,952 But that's my category. If I can't do that, 59 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,820 how will I help the team? 60 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,023 Well, you could press the buzzer. 61 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,491 -Oh, yeah! -That's a great idea. 62 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,959 Nobody's faster than you, Cricket! 63 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,694 (excited gasp) Wait a minute. 64 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,429 Y'all think I'm dumb or something? 65 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,264 -No, not at all! -Absolutely not. 66 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,199 The nerve! Look, I admit, 67 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,502 I'm not the sharpest spoon in the bucket, 68 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,038 but I've got some real smarts in my noggin! 69 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,673 Hey, it's all right, kiddo! 70 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,775 I'm sure a question you know will pop up! 71 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,710 But for now, just focus on the buzzer, okay? 72 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,346 I know I know stuff. 73 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,982 I just gotta look deep inside my mind and find it! 74 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,451 Huh? 75 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:07,454 Ahh! I'm inside my head! 76 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,223 And this must be my dadgum brain! 77 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,226 Wheeee! 78 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,528 Cricket, what are you doing with that-- 79 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,962 -Cricket! -(laughing) 80 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,497 It looks like it's getting pretty full. 81 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:18,732 Should we send the signal? 82 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,767 Nah, just schedule it for later. 83 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,403 (upbeat music playing) 84 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:26,073 I'll never get sick of this song. 85 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,874 This place is amazing! 86 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,377 But how am I gonna find-- ah, excuse me. 87 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,678 Can I get some help? 88 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,180 Buzz off. Can't you see I'm-- 89 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,781 it's the boss! 90 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,116 -I never thought I'd see you. -Wow! 91 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,152 -He's here! -He visits us! 92 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,655 Hi. What the heck are you guys? 93 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,091 We're your Brain-Crickets! "Brickets" for short. 94 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,826 You think it, we make it happen! 95 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,394 How can I be of service? 96 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,230 Well, I need to go see all my knowledge. 97 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,398 Sure thing. 98 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,933 Follow me right this way. 99 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,435 Welcome to your knowledge bank! 100 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,871 That's a lotta knowledge! 101 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,273 And you're adding to it every day! Oh. 102 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,109 Here's some new knowledge now! 103 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,243 Blegh! What are those? 104 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,711 Factoids! 105 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,546 Each one is a little fact you've learned. 106 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:09,216 "M" is not the capital of Mexico! 107 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,918 Hey, that's right. Because I learned... 108 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,354 Remy knows the capital of Mexico! 109 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,424 Oh, man. I've gotta have better stuff than that, right? 110 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,526 See, there's this trivia night thing going on 111 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:20,761 and I've got to impress my family 112 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,063 with some big brained knowledge. 113 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,498 Hmm. We're gonna need some help. 114 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,233 But I know just who to call. 115 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,471 Boss, meet the very first fact you ever learned. 116 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,543 Dogs can't spit. 117 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,512 Oh, yeah. I remember learning that. 118 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,413 Spitty's been here longer than any of us. 119 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,883 You won't find a more qualified brain guide. 120 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,584 Dogs can't spit. 121 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,753 You're saying my real smarts are in "the vaults"? 122 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,288 Wait. How can I understand you? 123 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,623 Dogs can't spit! 124 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,591 Oh! That makes perfect sense! 125 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,326 Now, let's hit those vaults! 126 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:56,029 I've got to prove to my family that I'm not dumb. 127 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,597 Speaking of which, boss, 128 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,132 I believe you're needed back outside! 129 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,667 -(moan) -GRAMMA: Cricket! 130 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,903 Cricket, I know this one! Hit the buzzer! 131 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,337 -Cricket! -Huh? 132 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,809 The answer is 1903! 133 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,644 Take that, you dirty witch! 134 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,612 (laughing) 135 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:15,148 What in the sam heck are you doing over there, boy? 136 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,151 Don't be hard on Cricket. He probably got confused! 137 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,254 Here, son, this is the button part. 138 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,490 You gotta do this motion on the top to-- 139 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,525 I know how a dang buzzer works, Dad! 140 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,494 I gotta find those smarts quick. 141 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,166 Guys! Come on. We don't got time to waste. 142 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,467 Right. Spitty! 143 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,770 Dogs can't spit. 144 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:40,173 Whoa, so these are the vaults? 145 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,275 Dogs can't spit. 146 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,078 Okay, so each vault contains specific knowledge, 147 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,747 but you're not sure which one the real smarts are in? 148 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:50,116 Man, you guys should label this stuff! 149 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,352 Dogs can't spit. 150 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,553 Don't sass me. 151 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,590 (upbeat music playing) 152 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,859 Waffles are just pancakes with squares! 153 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,760 No matter how much you drink, 154 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:04,531 coffee foam doesn't fill you up! 155 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,868 Looks like this vault is just facts about food. 156 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,836 (gasp) Is that Phoenix? 157 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,771 (heavy panting) Bark! 158 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,607 (gasp) Ahh, get back, you monster! 159 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,709 (whimpers) Relish! 160 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,110 Relish! 161 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,211 The word "relish" 162 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,946 always calms Phoenix down. 163 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,115 Aww, this vault is just Phoenix facts. 164 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,283 Swing and a miss! 165 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,353 (laughing) 166 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,922 What am I gonna do with all these Croblins? 167 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,625 -(farts) -Koo-koo-kachoo! 168 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,694 Funny, but not what we're looking for. 169 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,730 Come on, Spitty. 170 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,931 Nostradamus! 171 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,466 Correct! 172 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,700 Latitude! 173 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,235 That's right! 174 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,503 The War of 1812! 175 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,171 Another for the Remingtons! 176 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,806 We're starting to lose our lead! 177 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,842 Well, we're trying to give Cricket a chance, 178 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,477 but is he even with us? 179 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,078 Cricket! Cricket! 180 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,181 Ugh, we've checked almost all of the vaults 181 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:56,883 and ain't found diddly-squat! 182 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,652 This has to be the one! 183 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,320 Please, please, please, please. 184 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,421 What the-- 185 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,423 Bats hurt! 186 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,959 Lemon juice burns the eyes! 187 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,460 Wood hurts! 188 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,330 Marble hurts even more! 189 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,065 Corkboard ain't that bad! 190 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,233 Pain facts! 191 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,567 This room is dangerous. 192 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,536 Dogs can't spit! 193 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,371 The real smarts. 194 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,873 Spitty, ya found 'em. 195 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,374 Hey. You know what hurts? 196 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,742 (indistinct chatter) 197 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,212 (chomp) 198 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,749 Dogs! Can't! Spit! 199 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,286 Bats hurt. Bats hurt. 200 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,622 Spitty! 201 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,693 Dogs! 202 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,827 Can't! 203 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,195 Spit! 204 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,064 Spitty, no! 205 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,970 Whew. Spitty, your sacrifice 206 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,072 will not be in vain. 207 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,240 All righty. We're at the last question of the night 208 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,409 and it's the bonus mystery question! 209 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,979 That's worth five times the amount of points! 210 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,081 -Mystery question? -All right, Greens. 211 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,783 All hands on deck! This could be for anyone! 212 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,186 Stay sharp, Cricket, we might need you! 213 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,654 Not to worry, family, 214 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,957 I've finally found my real smarts. 215 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,192 You had to find them? 216 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,493 I had to dig deep, 217 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,995 but finally I can unleash 218 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,630 all of my incredible knowledge. 219 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,334 Antarctica is cold. 220 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,503 Fourteen minus six is eight. 221 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,672 That's it? 222 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,173 That's all I have? 223 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,608 Ugh, never mind. 224 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,243 Where are you going, son? 225 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,145 Home. I'm no good to ya. 226 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,280 All I got in my head is useless junk. 227 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,816 -Cricket. -Don't beat yourself up, boy. 228 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,719 I mean it ain't like you're Grigorian-level stupid. 229 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:43,723 That's it! Take this, you putrid bowl of oatmeal! 230 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,558 -Whoa. -Whoa. 231 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,893 Whoa. 232 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,261 Sorry about that. 233 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,996 (screaming) 234 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,401 I knew I should've got coffee foam insurance! 235 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,237 I can't open the door! 236 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,338 I never thought I'd suffer 237 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,040 such a foamy demise. 238 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,741 What do we do? 239 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,276 Well, it's just coffee foam. 240 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,778 We could probably eat it because... 241 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,114 Coffee foam doesn't fill you up! 242 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,350 Coffee foam doesn't fill you up! 243 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,819 Everyone eat it! Eat the foam! 244 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,160 Come on, you guys! I can't help y'all if you don't chill out! 245 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,695 Brett, try saying the word "Relish." 246 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,065 It helps soothe my dog Phoenix! 247 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:29,469 Uh, okay. Relish, relish. 248 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,204 That worked? Thanks, Cricket! 249 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,872 That was really smart. 250 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:35,175 I can't get close enough to unplug the foamer! 251 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,609 How do we shut it off? 252 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,512 Ahh! Huh? 253 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,548 Corkboard! Mr. Remington, 254 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,683 I need you to throw me into that corkboard! 255 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,385 I'm not about to throw a child. 256 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,986 -You'll get hurt! -It's all right. 257 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,555 Corkboard don't hurt that bad. 258 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,656 Now quarterback me! 259 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,791 Oh, say less! Hike! 260 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,928 That only kind of hurt! 261 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,737 Now that really hurt. 262 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,441 We're free! 263 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,610 Hey. 264 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,279 (cheering) 265 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,015 Did we win? What's happening? 266 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,717 You saved us, Cricket. 267 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,220 Well, it's the least a dummy could do. 268 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,655 -NANCY: Dummy? -Cricket, you're not a dummy! 269 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:26,593 Thanks, Dad, but I couldn't even answer one trivia question. 270 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,928 Son, there's all different types of knowledge. 271 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,131 Some conventional. Some more unique. 272 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,467 Without your special know-how, we would've drowned in foam! 273 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,969 Well, koo-koo-kachoo. 274 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,971 I guess I'm smarter than I thought! 275 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,640 Though I wish I could've gotten at least one question right. 276 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,576 Oh, yeah, what was the mystery question? 277 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,513 Oh, it was, "Name one animal that can't spit." 278 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,947 Ah-ha-ha! 279 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,183 Dogs! Dogs can't spit! 280 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,051 Hey, yeah, that's correct! 281 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,887 -Woo-hoo! -(cheering) 282 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,661 Dogs can't spit. 283 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,496 (dramatic music playing) 284 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,999 Oh, Tilly, my sweet little angel. 285 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,667 A real beacon of goodness, that one. 286 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,904 Welp, one out of two ain't bad. 287 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:16,309 Ah, nothing like a freshly cleaned... house? 288 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,011 What in the-- 289 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,448 Cricket! 290 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,184 MAN (on TV): New diet cheese puffs are so light, 291 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,652 they'll make you Fly! 292 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,187 Yeah, right. 293 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,155 Whaa--miracles are real! 294 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,957 Wee--oh, hey, Dad. 295 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,026 I just finished cleaning the whole house, 296 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,861 and then you go and wreck the place? 297 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,729 What are you talkin' about? I didn't do nothin'. 298 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:39,499 -I've heard that one before. -Pardon me, Papa. 299 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,367 It was actually me who was responsible. 300 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,636 I gave Melissa a mud bath and then I brought her inside 301 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,371 for tap dance lessons. 302 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,507 I now realize I should have swapped those two items 303 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,875 on our itinerary. 304 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,376 Tilly, you did this? 305 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,645 But--but I thought you were an angel. 306 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,147 -I am! -Cricket's always 307 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,248 the troublemaker. 308 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,849 I suppose I have no choice 309 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,351 but to send you to your room, Cricket-- 310 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,586 oops, reflex. 311 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,254 I meant, Cricket--darn it! 312 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,689 Come on, stop fighting it. 313 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,091 T--Till--Till-- 314 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,926 Cricket! Cricket! Cricket! Gaah! 315 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,262 T--Tilly, I just cleaned the house 316 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,664 and you know dirty animals aren't allowed inside. 317 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,767 Therefore, you're being punished. 318 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,537 I've never been punished before. 319 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,705 Now, go to your room. 320 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,139 I--aah. 321 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,309 BILL: I thought you were an angel. 322 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,746 I'm shocked. This is bad, Tilly. 323 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,482 Have I fallen from grace? 324 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,717 What does this mean? 325 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,884 Have I sunken deep 326 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,620 into a life of misdeeds? 327 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,622 I thought I was Papa's perfect little angel. 328 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,124 But angels don't do bad things. 329 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:41,561 Angels don't disappoint their Papas, do they? 330 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,429 No, no, they do not! 331 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,598 So, if I'm no longer an angel, 332 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,569 I'm... a bad kid. 333 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,738 That's right, Mr. Friggles. 334 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,907 Don't look away from my twisted rebirth. 335 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,877 Tilly Green is an angel no more! 336 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,246 (laughing) 337 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,547 Okay, Tilly! 338 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,782 I think you served your time, 339 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,050 you can come out now! 340 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,585 This feels so wrong. 341 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,154 She'll be fine. It builds character. 342 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,590 Yeah, Dad, this is an important moment for Tilly! 343 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,092 It's the beginning of her journey as a bad kid! 344 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,927 I gotta make sure to document the very beginning 345 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,095 of Tilly's descent. 346 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,597 Now, if I know my Tilly, 347 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,465 she'll never do anything bad again. 348 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,303 Sup, old man? 349 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,470 Wow. 350 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,408 Tilly, what happened to my good little girl? 351 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,277 The Tilly you once knew is gone. 352 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,146 -Wow. -This can't be happening. 353 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,580 My good baby. 354 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,215 -(blubbering) -This is so funny. 355 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,950 Oh, my gosh. Tilly, Tilly, Tilly! 356 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,585 Do something bad! Do something bad! 357 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,921 No! Do not encourage this! 358 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,057 First, I'm gonna drink this milk. 359 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,892 Oh! Well, in that case, you better grab a-- 360 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,628 But I'm not gonna grab a cup! 361 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,863 But that's so unsanitary! 362 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,533 Now, I'm gonna scratch all my bug bites! 363 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,968 But that only makes them itchier! 364 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,770 Tilly! Where are you going? 365 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,105 -Out. -Where? 366 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,873 To a little place called Nunya. 367 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,508 It's in the business district. 368 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:06,012 Okay. So that's Nunya in the business district. 369 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,114 Nunya business? 370 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,782 That does it. There go your extended 371 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,584 TV privileges, young lady. 372 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,052 Do you hear me? 373 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,721 I can't believe this is happening. 374 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,723 Listen, we all knew that if one of us 375 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,225 were to snap one day, it would be Tilly. 376 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,694 -It's always the quiet ones. -I'm sorry. 377 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,897 Tilly had "extended TV privileges?" 378 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:28,034 Well, yeah. I give Tilly rewards for good behavior. 379 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,135 At least I used to. 380 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,703 You mean being "good" 381 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,438 comes with perks? 382 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,140 So that's why people do it! 383 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,708 (sighs) I guess I better figure out 384 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,543 what I'm gonna do when Tilly gets home. 385 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,146 Rewards for good behavior, huh? 386 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,647 (chuckles) 387 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,716 -(bell rings) -Whoa! 388 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,118 Who are you and what do you want? 389 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,452 Relax, Andromeda. 390 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,620 It's me, Tilly. 391 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,389 I'm just bad now. 392 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,524 And you're gonna be bad with me. 393 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,961 I've never been peer-pressured before. 394 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,562 I'd be honored! 395 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,297 TILLY: We shall become the baddest, 396 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,366 most feared group of bad girls, 397 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,235 and Saxon, in Big City. 398 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,272 We are The Monarch Butterflies! 399 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,241 Why are we called The Monarch Butterflies? 400 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,777 Because they're poisonous to birds. 401 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,012 -Oh. -Now listen up, ladies. 402 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,248 Here's what we need to do. 403 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,750 One surefire way to be bad 404 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,085 is to lie. 405 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,953 I said I wanted bangs. 406 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,054 Excuse me. 407 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,389 I just have to say, 408 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,458 your haircut looks very cool. 409 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,692 No, it doesn't! 410 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,394 You're a liar! 411 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,630 Sure am. And lying is bad. 412 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,865 But, you know, hearing someone say that 413 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,234 has really boosted my confidence! 414 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,004 Now I feel like I can take on the world! 415 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,672 Thanks, little girl! 416 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,576 TILLY: Another way to be bad is to make mayhem. 417 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,711 I just know today is gonna be a good day. 418 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,080 Ugh! Oh, no! 419 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,415 Mayhem made. 420 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,750 (gasp) 421 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,351 Are you... okay? 422 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,120 You saved me. 423 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,789 Listen, I know we just met, but will you marry me? 424 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,791 -Yes. -What? 425 00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,959 But aren't you upset? 426 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,694 You just stepped on my gum! 427 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,696 None of this would've happened without you. 428 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,797 Here's an invite. 429 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,965 It's a June wedding. 430 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,768 Wow, Tilly, you've changed 431 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,937 several people's lives for the better! 432 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,405 I'm confused, 433 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,940 are we still pretending to be bad? 434 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,675 I'm not pretending! 435 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,909 The good Tilly is gone. 436 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,911 This is who I am now. 437 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,114 -I have to do something bigger. -Bigger? Like what? 438 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:25,485 Something that only the most rotten of apples would do. 439 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,119 Steal. 440 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,956 Here you go, Gramma. Brought you some tea! 441 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,624 Precooled, of course. 442 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,025 Oh, aren't you sweet. 443 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,527 And I love that triple-braided 444 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,761 double basket weave. 445 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,296 It's elegant and modern. 446 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,865 Oh, thank you. 447 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,467 Here, come and snuggle with your Gramma. 448 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,437 Now that's a good boy. 449 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,305 So this is what it's like to be good. 450 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,474 Man alive, I've been missin' out. 451 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,142 What? What is this? 452 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,378 The boy is being a perfect little sweetheart, 453 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,480 -that's what. -It's true, father. 454 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,815 Need I remind you of earlier 455 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,216 when I was falsely accused 456 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,718 of getting mud in the house? 457 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,020 Key words being "false" and "-ly!" 458 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,856 Yeah, Bill, Cricket's helping out, actin' polite. 459 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,659 He even bathed for the first time in days. 460 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,261 -Weeks! -The boy deserves 461 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,196 some positive reinforcement. 462 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,731 Just look at him! 463 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,902 I guess everything going on with you kids 464 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,304 has me all topsy-turvy. You're right, Cricket. 465 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,973 I should've trusted you before and I should trust you now. 466 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,543 You're free to do whatever you want the rest of the day. 467 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,379 Whatever I want? 468 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,482 Hey, welcome to Sip 'N Snak. 469 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,716 Be cool! 470 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,652 Can I help you find anything? 471 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,054 -We're just browsing! -Uh-huh. 472 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,556 (goat beats) 473 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,591 Tilly, you can't steal, it's bad. 474 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,060 -This isn't like you. -Well, get used to it. 475 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,095 I know I'm not good. So if I'm not bad, 476 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,497 then what am I? 477 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,866 You're, uh--you're on your own. 478 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:47,934 I can't do this! 479 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,036 -(sobbing) -Hmph. 480 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,338 Well, I can do bad all by myself. 481 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,006 I just need to find somethin' small 482 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,841 that'll fit in my pocket. 483 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:56,909 (bell rings) 484 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,846 Hey! 485 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,182 I told you not to call me. 486 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,584 I'm supposed to be working. 487 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,255 I'm not interested in any of your wares, goodbye! 488 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,091 Forgot my goat. 489 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,063 All right. This thing is hot. 490 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,065 Let's just lay low and keep our cool. 491 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,132 (goat beats) 492 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,935 -Not speaking today. -Yeah, huh. 493 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,870 Okay. You're almost to your room, 494 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,572 no one is gonna find out. 495 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,574 -GLORIA: Hey, Tilly! -Don't arrest me, officer. 496 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,177 Whoa, Tilly. It's just me. Relax. 497 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,745 Cool outfit by the way. Did you steal that 498 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,614 from a rock star's closet or something? 499 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,717 Steal? Why would you even think that, Gloria? 500 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,752 Okay. Maybe the real thief here 501 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,921 is you after you stole your brain 502 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,558 from the crazy store, you ever think about that? 503 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,462 Phew. Look at yourself, Tilly. 504 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,564 You're mean to your family and friends. 505 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,766 You're lyin', you're stealin'. 506 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,568 -(ominous heartbeat) -Huh? 507 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,338 What... what is that? 508 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,108 What? 509 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,810 You're a bad person. 510 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,913 No, no. No, I don't wanna be bad anymore! 511 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:12,685 It's too late. You're already a bad girl! 512 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,620 No! 513 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,188 HEART CANDY DISPENSER: It doesn't matter 514 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,623 what you tell yourself. 515 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,558 We all know what a rotten person 516 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,894 you've become on the inside. 517 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,032 Ba-ba-barracuda-- I'm sorry, boss. 518 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,967 I'm not on my phone. Huh? 519 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,304 I'm... I'm sorry. 520 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,939 Uhh. 521 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,241 It was me. 522 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,942 I stole the candy heart dispenser 523 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,178 because I had to prove I was bad! 524 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,248 But then, I got home and it was just nightmares! 525 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,350 I deserve to be thrown to the Big House. 526 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,318 Take me away. 527 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,621 Uh, thank you 528 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,457 for bringing this back, I guess. 529 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,125 Just don't do it again. 530 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,394 You should also probably go. 531 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,762 Okay. 532 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,097 GRAMMA: Hey, Bill. 533 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,499 You happen to see my-- what the-- 534 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,334 how many times do I gotta tell you? 535 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,170 If you're gonna wallow in despair, 536 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,571 do it outta the way! 537 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,839 Sorry, Gramma. 538 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,541 I just don't know what to do. 539 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,510 I failed at being good, so then I became bad. 540 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,379 But being bad doesn't feel good. 541 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,548 In fact, being bad feels really bad, 542 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,349 and I'm not even good at being bad! 543 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,752 I don't even know who I am anymore. 544 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,121 Oh, one of those. Come here. 545 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,256 Looks like it's a busy day for snuggling. 546 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,524 (dramatic music playing) 547 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,563 The world's full of a lot of weird garbage, Tilly. 548 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,698 Right and wrong, good and bad, 549 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,301 it's all mixed together and tough to tell apart. 550 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,337 But one mistake doesn't define your whole identity. 551 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,072 Take your mom for instance! 552 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,741 She made tons of mistakes. 553 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,642 Does that make her a bad person? 554 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,211 Well, no. 555 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,912 And you know who else has made mistakes? 556 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,514 All of these folks. 557 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,316 We've all screwed up a bunch of times, 558 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,852 but that doesn't make any of us bad people! 559 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,020 We're flawed just like anyone else! 560 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,389 Oh, except that little cutie on the end there. 561 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,924 She's perfect as she is. 562 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,093 And you're a good one too, Tilly. 563 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,294 Don't you forget it. 564 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,562 Thanks, Gramma. 565 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,264 Tilly, I have something to say. 566 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,299 Don't worry, Papa. I'm over my bad girl phase! 567 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,135 Oh, thank goodness. 568 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,137 Well, at least until I hit adolescence. 569 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,472 -Then all bets are off. -That's gonna be good. 570 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,541 Boy, it's hard for a parent to keep up sometimes! 571 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,976 Just look at Cricket! 572 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,811 He's been such a good kid all day! 573 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,713 Turns out, the best part of being good 574 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,948 is earning your family's trust. 575 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,918 So you can get away with doing bad stuff! Whoa! 576 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,488 I'm innocent. I swear. 577 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,792 Ah, forget it. I'll see myself to my room. 578 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,395 SINGER: ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 579 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:39,665 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies ♪ 580 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:43,102 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 581 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,938 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 582 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,207 ♪ I got chased by dogs ♪ 583 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,377 ♪ Licked by a frog Got a rash on my legs ♪ 584 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,612 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 585 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:57,116 ♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪ 586 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,752 ♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪