[theme song plays]
♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪
[vocalizing]
[chicken clucks]
[grunts] Mmm!
Hmm... Mmmwah!
- Yah! - Comin' right up!
Enjoy!
[slurps, smacking lips]
This new cafe is perfect!
The service, the coffee,
the music, the ambiance!
Oh, my gosh, Terry, leave a review, already!
[gulping]
[ding]
We did it! The cafe's a perfect A+.
Congratulations, Gloria!
That's a testament to your leadership.
You mean, our leadership?
You're not the boss. You don't "lead" anything.
OK, fine, but my gramma co-owns the place.
That must make me somethin'!
You should be happy you're not the boss.
It's a lot of pressure. I don't even think
I can handle it sometimes.
But apparently, I can! A+ rating, baby!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a perfect cafe to run.
And I've got a garden to mulch!
[giggling]
Gloria doesn't know what she's talkin' about.
I bet I could run this place, no problem!
- ['80s music playing] - [Bill] Great job, boss!
- We did all the work! - While you sat there and did nothin'!
Yep, bein' the boss sure is great!
[grunting] Hey, boss!
I finished counting the bean inventory,
and we're at 1,287,003!
Thank you, Gloria. However, it seems like ya missed one.
- Ope! - [all laughing]
Get back to work! [laughing]
[laughing] Classic me!
♪ A perfect rating A perfect rating ♪
♪ My cafe's got a-- ♪
B+?! Why?
"The crepes are too spongy"?
What do you mean, the crepes are too spongy?
Are they crazy?!
Yellin' at technology? Been there.
Someone left a bad review and ruined
the café's perfect record.
Oof, in all caps. Savage.
What can I do about this?
Hey, Gloria? We're gettin' a line out front.
Not now, Cricket, I'm busy. Can't you handle it?
Hmm... [gasps]
Ya mean...like a boss?
- Yes, whatever. - [squeals]
All righty, my first order of boss business is...
Um, can I get a coffee, please?
Yeah, yeah, that'll be my next order of business.
- But first... Hey, Tilly. - [accordion playing]
Now, I know you've been playing music for Gloria,
but as the new boss, I'm gonna need ya to--
Sorry, Cricket. But nobody tells
Alouette Pomme Frites what to do.
- Who the what?! - My stage persona.
Alouette is an independent contractor
and thus outside your boss-man purview.
[groans] Well, then, who am I gonna get to do my work for me?
Wait. I know! I'll hire somebody!
- [snickers] - It seems the hierarchy of power has shifted,
which gives me the perfect opportunity.
- [accordion plays] - Alouette Pomme Frites
can finally introduce her stage persona...
Angelina See-Saw McFeatherhat.
This is bad, this is bad!
Calm down. People only write those reviews
because they got nothin' better to do
and wanna feel good about themselves.
- That's why I write 'em. - You don't understand!
This isn't just about me. Oh, no-no-no-no-no!
These reviews are public. Everyone in Big City
is gonna think we're a mediocre café
with spongy crepes!
You mean people read those?!
I just invested in this dump! We gotta do somethin'!
I know! If only we could figure out
who "CommunitySue72" is, and--
Oh...!
Wasn't even hidin' it.
Sue! Come on, Mrs. Green.
Let's take a little trip to the community center.
- [tuning guitar] - Hello, everyone.
I've got a very special song I wrote
with a very special message.
Listen close, and maybe you'll hear it.
♪ Goat got an office job Got himself a white shirt ♪
- ♪ Then got laid off... ♪ - I don't get it just yet,
but maybe I gotta hear more.
All right, let's see,
- Mr. Reminald R. Remington. - [whimpering]
I see you have a middle initial. Very impressive.
Thank you, Cri-- I mean, Mr. Green, Jr.!
Excuse me, you've got a line.
Please, ma'am. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?
[sighs] Forgive me. Uh, "Reymold," was it?
It's whatever you want it to be!
Well, Remily, what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Oh, jeez, well, probably rambling on too much
about my weaknesses... or my indecisiveness...
Aah! You're doing the thing, Remy!
I like what I'm hearing! Welcome aboard!
Nailed it.
All right, Sue has the power to make her review even worse.
- We need to handle this gently. - Mm-hmm.
We know what you did, Sue!
I'm not responsible! That kid signed a waiver!
What? We're talking about the review you gave my cafe.
- Oh. Yeah. Ya got spongy crepes. - I do not!
You're just taking your anger out
on a successful young businesswoman
because you're stuck in this dead-end job!
I'll have you know that this has been
my dream job since I was a child!
[young girl] ♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-TY ♪
Why would you leave such a negative review, then?
- It's just the truth. - Well, if that's what you think,
perhaps my colleague and I could change your mind.
By any means necessary!
Bring it on, Grandma!
No! I meant Sue should come back to the cafe
and try my crepes again.
- I'm open to that. - Yeah, that's more reasonable.
♪ Have you ever seen a hawk playin' soccer with a sparrow ♪
♪ Hawks always win but the point spread is narrow ♪
I'm trying to hear the message,
but these lyrics don't make sense!
[grunting]
Hiya! Can I get a large mocha latte, please?
One large mocha latte, coming up!
Ahh, now this is the boss life.
Excuse, me boss. Quick Q!
What's a mocha latte, and how do I make one?
What?! You don't know? What'd I hire you for?
I don't know! I thought you'd train me or something.
[groans] Come on.
- Here. - Aah! Oof!
Man, this isn't saving me work at all!
I didn't think I'd have to train anyone.
Wait! I got it!
Congratulations, Benny!
You are now head of employee training!
Benny's a cog in the machine!
All right, here you are.
This is the best seat in the house.
Now prepare to eat the best crepe you've ever tasted!
Heh-heh, what she said, but less aggressive.
Un moment, s'il vous plaît.
All right, Gloria.
Time to show this lady what's up.
[growling]
"Eh, oh, it's a spongy crepe."
I'll show her!
- Oh, hey, Glor-- - Crepes!
Heh-heh, well, keep it up.
Everything's smooth sailing here!
Mr. Cwicket? Wemy won't stock the pastwies.
Benny won't tell me where they go!
Guys, guys, remember-- I'm the boss.
This isn't supposed to be my problem.
- That's why I hired-- Kiki! - Hm, what's up?
You're supposed to keep these two on task!
Uh-huh, yeah. Good work, you two.
- [giggles, gasps] - Gabriella!
You're supposed to keep Kiki from slacking!
Oh, word? I thought I was just here to play pranks.
[exclaims, coughing]
Ugh, this is a disaster.
Weezie! You'll fix this! Want a job, buddy?
Ha-ha! So nice, got hired twice.
- What? - You already hired me, bruh.
Aah! Nothing's working!
Perhaps the problem is my employees
don't see me as a boss, so I gotta look the part.
You! Gimme your suit!
- Why? - 'Cause I'm the boss!
Well, OK!
One plate of perfect crepes!
I'll be the judge of that!
Hmm... [loud munching]
- [whimpers] - I'm so sorry for all
the bad things I've done, and I promise never to--
Hmm... [gulps]
Nope. Still spongy.
[both] What?!
Look!
Oh, no. It is spongy. [sobs]
It's spongy!
Welp, my investment has crumbled.
- Time to skip town for a while. - What the--?
This cafe deserves a "D" for "Disaster"!
Time out! [blows whistle]
Look, I'm a coach. To get the best out of people,
I gotta be honest. You're doin' a lot of things right,
but there's always room for improvement.
Take these ants. Come on, team,
your line's all over the place!
[fanfare]
See! Constructive criticism! Your crepes'll get better.
You're probably just using too much flour.
[whimpers] Really?
Sue, please wait here.
[grunts]
Careful... a little less.. Mm!
Mm... Mmm... Yeah!
OK, listen up, the reason I have called this team meeting
is somehow I, the boss, keep having to do
all the work around here! Luckily, I've come up
with a system that will solve everything!
Right now, all the problems are funneling to me.
It don't work! It's useless. It's chaos!
But now... it's perfect!
- It's a circle? - [Cricket] Exactly!
You see, when one of you has a problem,
you find where you are in the circle,
follow the arrow, and pass it along!
But won't it just loop back to--?
The circle, Remy!
Trust! The! Circle!
And the circle will trust you.
Hello? Can I get a coffee now?
Hmm...
Hey, Gabwiella, we need a coffee!
Sure thing, Benny. Hey, Weezie, we need a coffee.
When it's a table, it turns! We need a coffee.
Remy! Uh... need coffee, or whatever.
- [overlapping chatter] - Yes...
It's working beautifully.
Um... Ugh.
Here. I hope you like it.
[loud munching]
[whimpering]
Much better! This deserves an update.
A...minus.
All that, and you won't part with a lousy "plus"?
- What's it take?! - It's OK.
There's always room for improvement. Thanks, Sue.
[slurps] Ahh, the taste of leadership.
Guess who's not afraid of bad reviews anymooo--
What is going on?!
I still don't know where to put these!
Won't somebody help this poor child?!
Uh--?! Wha--?!
♪ Oh, steam ship, sea ship ♪
[sobbing] I don't understand!
[sighs] This can't be good for--
- [phone beeping] - My score!
Huh. Looks like I made a mess of everything.
Sorry, Gloria. I had no idea being a boss was so hard.
Well, now there's just a lot of room for improvement.
[deep breath] All right! If you were hired by a child,
you do not actually work here! Please go home!
[all] Huh?
Wow. What a mess.
Yup! And you're gonna clean all of it.
Yeah, OK...boss.
Please... Please...
I just wanted a coffee... [whimpers]