[humming]
All done with the card, Cricket. Did you get the flowers?
[grunting]
Got them right here, Tilly.
Can you believe there are peopleout there who buy flowers?
They grow everywhere for free. Just take them.
Now remember, we've got to be extra sweet
when Gramma gets home from the doctor.
Papa's bringing her back from cataract surgery,
so it's our duty as grandchildren
to be extra loving in her time of need.
Cat-attack surgery?
Guess you can be pushed too far, huh, Dirtbag?
Meow?
No, Cricket.
She had a small operation to fix her eyesight.
She probably won't be her same spunky self,
so don't be alarmed if she looks weak and fragile.
Hyah! Who keeps moving the doorknob around?
Is this one of your pranks, Cricket?
- Uh, over here, Gramma. - Don't patronize me, boy.
Now, Ma for the last time, until the bandages come off,
you won't be ableto see for awhile.
I don't need eyes to see.
And I've got stuff to do today.
Stuff?
Can't whatever you want to do wait?
It most certainly cannot.
And just because my eyes are under the weather
doesn't mean I can't do my normal Tuesday routine!
First, I'll pick up my favorite newspaper, theTuesday Gazette.
It's the only news that caters to country folk
who ain't into any phooey.
[spitting]
After that, I'll head over to Greasy Gus's Burger Stand.
They've been selling the best burgers in Big City
since it was still called Big Country.
[all spit]
I've done this every Tuesday for years,
and nothing has ever stopped me.
That can't be true. I was born on a Tuesday,
so you must've missed going at least once, right, Ma?
Ma?
[moaning]
- [popping sound] - [baby cries]
Whew. Welcome to life.
[chomping]
I didn't want to know that.
Now I've got my cane and my purse,
and no one's going to stop me from leaving.
Being a purse. This is my purpose now.
Now let's see.
Just got to find the front door.
Oh, for Pete's sake, if it's so important to you,
I can get your paper and burger.
Do I look like I need anyone's help?
Of course you don't. But think of this as a day off.
You get to sit back and relax,
while we get to take careof everything for you.
Hm. All right, Bill.
Just this once.
Really? Oh, that's a relief.
Here's the address for the burger stand.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I think I'll head to my room and rest for awhile.
Okay, you know she's upto something, right?
[sighs] Yeah, I know.
Just hold down the fort while I'm gone.
Make sure Gramma doesn't get up to any Gramma stuff.
Papa don't leave us alonewith her.
Now, it's not going to be that bad.
I'll be right back before you know it.
You might want to barricade the door, just in case. Good luck, kids.
- [door closes] - [loud crash]
Gramma?
[Tilly] Is everything okay?
Hm. Where'd she go?
- [loud crash] - Look!
Gramma? Ah!
Gramma, you almost sliced my head off.
Then you keep your head out of my escape route!
Gramma, I'm over here.
- Oh. - Just let us take care of you.
We can all relax until Papa gets back
with your burger and newspaper.
He ain't getting no burger.
I gave him a fake address.
Why would you do that?
Because he insisted I needed to recover
like some frail old softy.
But you do needto recover.
What I need to do is my Tuesday routine!
Hyah! Tactical roll.
Oh, my gosh. She's loose.
Okay, got the newspaper.
Just got to find that burger joint.
According to the address Ma gave me,
it should be right... here?
Who knew Ma went in for trendy places like this?
Let's take a gander here. Hm.
Cube BRGR.
The Make-Believe-A-BRGR.
Is this reallya burger place?
Welcome to BRGR. May I take your order?
Can I get a... normal burger?
- [all gasp] - Sir!
There are no "normals" here.
Burgers come in all shapes and sizes.
- Every one is unique. - Oh, boy.
Okay, which way do you think she went?
[tires squeal, loud crash]
My Cricket senses tell me, probably this way.
- [indistinct chattering] - [man] She came out of nowhere.
- [groaning] - Hey, pal, are you blind?
Watch where you're going.
Look what she just did. We got to stop her.
Hold on, brother.
What if we don't stop her?
What if we help her?
She's too prideful. She'd never let us help her.
Then we'll have to do it without her knowing.
I see what you're getting at. Devilishly clever.
[mumbling]
[man] Hey! Over here!
[whimpering]
Hm.
[grunting]
Oh!
[indistinct chattering]
Is this the latest edition of the Tuesday Gazette?
[all gasp]
I always check outthe funnies first.
- What the...? - [all scream]
What kind of paper is this?
- I'm talking to you, young man. - [sobbing]
[grunting]
Hello? I'd like to speak to your manager, please.
Huh? Oh, there it is.
Time to get my burger on.
[Tilly whimpering]
- [both] Whew! - We did it.
Now we just got to get Gramma back home, and we're done.
Well, Greasy Gus, after all these years,
you still make the greasiest burger around.
Hey, it's all I know.
Would you believe the nerve of my family,
thinking I couldn't hack it on my own
just because of a little eye surgery?
If they'd seen how well I've done today
even without my sight,
they'd be eating those words!
In fact, I think I could take on something
a little more exciting.
More exciting?
[people muttering]
Come on!
Uh... uh...
Oh, gosh, this is the worst.
Whoa, dude, your boots.
M-M-My boots? Are they offensive?
No, I love them.
Those are originalDeerharts boots.
Oh, they are so vintage.
Oh, you have a good eye.
I've had these babies for the last 20 years.
The weathered look is so killer.
Dude, also, you need to tell me
where you got these pre-distressed jeans from.
Pre-distressed?
Not sure what you're talking about,
but I wore all the holes you seethrough hard work.
- [all gasp] - What?
[excited chatter]
[chuckles] Gee.
[moaning softly]
Oh, man, where's she going now?
- Oh, that's trash, Gramma. - No, don't dig around in trash.
[grunts and laughs]
What the...?
Oof!
What is this place?
[Cricket] It looks like some kind of seedy hangout for old folks.
Maybe she came in here by accident.
Nah, I don't think so.
Guess who's back and ready
for a high-stakes game of darts.
[all] Alice!
- Dang it, Gramma. - I'm here to take on
the reigning champ.
- Huh? - [woman] Is that so?
Even when you could see me you never could beat me at darts.
Laugh it up, Gertie. I'm going to make you regret
ever crossing paths with Alice Green.
Uh, Alice, over here?
With Alice Green!
Oh, no. How are we goingto help Gramma with this?
Alice, listen, you don't have your sight,
you don't have any money.
So, no, thanks.
I don't need my eyes to beat you.
And as for my money...
[grunts]
...feast your eyes on this.
- [both] Huh? - [Gramma] It's limited edition.
Very valuable.
- [all] Aw! - Ooh, I want that.
That would complete my collection.
Gertie, I'm so sureI can beat you
that I'm willing to bet this little darling on it.
So, what do you say?
Hm. Add him to the pot.
All right, here's the rules.
First to get three bull's-eyes wins the pot.
Gramma will never be able to do that.
So, Alice, you're up.
And you take a knife and, well,
just start cutting chunks of wood off.
This is called "whittling."
- Oh, gee! - Cool.
Bill Green, as a gift,
we've made a very special burgerjust for you.
We call it the Bill.
A plain and normal burger!
This is just what my ma needs.
See you around.
There goes Bill Green.
What an absolute unit.
Whenever you're ready, Alice.
I wish I could see the look on your face
when I mop the floor with you.
Highly unlikely, Gramma.
Get ready for a whupping. Hyah!
[all gasp]
- Incoming! - [all growl]
He's gotten so big.
[screams]
- Okay, she's doomed. - Cricket, do something.
- Pretty good, huh? - Loud distraction.
Loud distraction!
Cricket, what the heck is wrong with you?
Why'd you follow me to this seedy place?
Tilly would never have done that.
As much as I'd like to remain in your good graces, Gramma,
I'm here too.
Are you kidsspying on me?
No, Gramma, we're here to help you.
I've been doing my whole routine no problem.
Gramma, you've been able to do your routine
because we've been helping you from the shadows.
Bullpucky. I don't need any help.
Oh, really? Then hit the dartboard.
Let me show youhow it's done.
- [both scream] - It's okay.
It's the fake one.
No it's not, Gramma.
Oh. Shoot.
Okay, maybe it is true you've been helping me all day.
I always thought that as I got older,
I could just grit my way throughit, no matter the limitation.
Maybe I'm just not as invincible as I thought.
Well, everybody needs help sometimes.
Yeah, even superheroes need sidekicks.
But that doesn't mean you're not our Super Gramma.
[Gertie] Ahem!
There's a matter of our little wager.
Right, Gertie. Here's the deal.
Turns out my lucky streak was actually a streak
of having wonderful grandkids.
So why don't we just call it a draw.
No way, you old broad.
We agreed that best out of threewins the pot.
Well, in that case... yoink!
Go, go, go, go!
- [bone cracks] - Ah, my hip.
[sighs]
Here's your chamomile tea.
And I made you a "you got well" card,
since you won't be able to read it until you're better.
Thank you, Cricket. I look forward to seeing it.
Hey, Ma, sorry I'm late,
but I got your paper and your burger.
Thanks, son, but I'm good.
Why don't you go ahead and enjoy that burger yourself?
I don't mind if I do.
[chomps]
This is just pure kale.
Hipsters!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
♪ By 100 flies
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree
♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog
♪ Licked by a frog
♪ Got a rash on my leg
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs
♪ I got splinters At seven and ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪