Let's see, what could this be?
Oh, great. More junk.
You can go right between the old tin can
and the thing that's either a fish or a human foot.
Actually, that one I keep.
Yup! What the...?
[grunts]
Now what's all this?
Some sort of...
Some sort of junk!
Congratulations, little garbage collector.
You found the treasure chest containing two tickets
to the hottest sold-out show:
the Barnacle Banquet!
Oh, my gosh. Ain't that the showwith flying pirates,
trained sharks, and food so goodit'll give you scurvy?
Why are y'all just giving away tickets?
My radio station is doing everything in its power
to stay relevant.
Yeah, we keep losing listeners to all those podcasts.
Jason, shut your filthy mouth, please.
Anyways, people have been looking
for those tickets for months,
but it looks like you just found them by accident.
Whoo-hoo! I knew hard work never pays off.
Oh, dang, I can't wait to tell Tilly and Remy.
Can I get a ride home?
[Tilly & Remy] What?
Cricket, those tickets are impossible to get.
I can't believe you won them.
I'm rich and I couldn't even get them.
That's not supposed to be possible.
Oh, this'll be amazing.
I've always looked upto the show's hero,
legendary swashbuckler Mimi O'Malley.
Hyah! Hyah!
Pirates were my inspiration to start fencing classes,
so I'll be able to show off the moves I've practiced.
[grunts]
Keep practicing.
You've outdone yourself, buddy.
This'll be a night the three of us
will never forget.
Actually, I've only got two tickets,
so I can only take one of you.
- Oh. - Oh.
Well, I guess you just got to choose
between the sister who moved to Big City with you,
who's cared for and protected you all your life
and will always be a cornerstoneof your future,
and, you know... Remy.
Yeah! Your good, good friend.
Good points.
On one hand, I have Remy.
But on the other hand, I have Tilly.
Remy, you're a fiercely loyal friend
with the heart of a lion.
And, Tilly, you always keep it real, 100% of the time.
- [clicks tongue] - Oh, dang.
You're both so great. This is a dead heat.
Give me a minute, y'all.
Crickey's going to need some thinky time.
Oh, my gosh, Cricket's gonna think.
Thinky time.
[straining]
Ah! I can't choose.
Very well, when fate hands me an impossible choice,
I must let fate itself decide for me.
Just like the founding fathers!
Oof!
This is hopeless. I should just nap.
[knock on door]
Hey, little brother.
I thought you might like a mug of my famous hot cocoa
while you're thinking things over.
Oh, wow, that's very nice of you.
- Marshmallows? - Yes, please.
[sighs] Little baby pillows.
- [knock on door] - [Remy] Cricket?
Just popping in to check on where your head's at.
Oh, I see you're here too, Tilly.
Yup. I made Cricket something with sisterly love.
So fun! By crazy coincidence, I also got Cricket something.
Vasquez, commence Operation Flattery.
[Bill] Oh, hey, Vasquez. How's it--
Oh, guess we can talk another time.
Cricket, this is for you.
[gasps] Look at this.
It's so accurate.
Oh, and you're giving me Vasquez as well?
Uh... mm-hm.
[whispers] Sorry.
Very well, Master Cricket, what is your first order?
Hm. Vasquez, save my life.
Is your life in danger, sir?
It's about to be.
- [grunts] - Very good.
But I'll get you soon, you rascal.
I look forward to the challenge.
Uh, Cricket? Is there anything else I can get you?
Like my tea set,
or maybe my prized rock collection?
Are you hungry? I got us catering.
And I can getwhatever else you need.
Hm.
Well, now that I think about it...
Oh, yeah, that's the spot.
Not to pressure you, buddy,
but have you decided which one of us
will get to go with you to the Barnacle Banquet?
We're getting a little tired of waiting on you here.
Uh, yeah, I'm still mulling it over...
[children laughing]
Wow, that sounds so cool.
Mm. Oh!
[titters]
I have made my decision.
I have decided that the ticket shall go to...
neither of you.
- [both] What? - Well, there might be
dozens of kids who want to go to this show.
Think of how unfair it'd be not to consider
all my close friends.
Attention, kids of the neighborhood!
I have one extra ticket to the Barnacle Banquet
that will go to the kid
who can make me the best offer.
- What say you? - [all gasp]
[all chattering]
Cricket, are you sureyou're doing this to be fair?
Yeah, because it seems like you're milking this
to get special treatment.
Oh, please, come on. You think I like this?
Yes, brother. Indeed I do.
[Cricket] Next in line, please step forward.
Ah, young Benny.
What have you brought today
to bid for the honor of my tickey?
I brought my grandma's prized jewelry.
When she finds out I took it, she's going to cry.
But it's worth it.
Fine. You may add it to the family heirloom section.
Next person step forward. I'm rich.
I would like to offer youone week of free crime.
That includes as manymisdemeanors as you want,
but only one felony, mister.
Hm. This pleases me.
You may add yourself to the pile.
Huzzah!
Does anyone else wish to make a bid?
- [both] Hmph! - Oh, hey, guys.
Y'all stop by to bring any more gifts, or...?
Kids of the neighborhood,
are you happy giving up your favorite toys and treats
with little hope of reward?
Aren't you wondering when Cricket will make his decision?
[angry chatter]
- Uh, friends...? - You can take your chances with Cricket,
or you can go to the banquet with us for free.
- No gifts, no bribes, no catch. - [all gasp]
Wait, what? How?
It wasn't easy.
I had to donate an entire wing to the theater
by selling my father's sports memorabilia.
It was a rash decision, and I will be grounded for it.
He will.
[excited chatter]
He's a hero!
So this is our offer.
Take back your gift from Cricket,
and accept these tickets for free.
Or stay here and keep buttering Cricket's biscuits
till they're dried-upold apricots.
Let's discuss...
[all shouting]
No! My throne of heavy-handed symbolism!
[coughs]
- Hm? - [excited chatter]
I always wanted to see the Barnacle Banquet.
Fine, I don't need you.
I've still got my looksand the hottest tickets in town.
I'll just have to find someone who appreciates the value of...
Hm?
Perfect.
Why, hello there, friend.
Would you like to accompany me on--?
Ow!
Why'd you hit me?
Oh, sorry, I--
You'd better be! I was watching the birds!
They help me relax!
Oh, nice to meet you.
I'm Cricket. What's your name?
- Gregly! - Well, Greg, what if I--
It's Gregly!
Gregly. Right.
Well, would you like to goto the Barnacle Banquet with me?
Ugh! I hate that kid stuff.
What's in it for me?
Uh, I've got some lint and two marbles.
Deal!
And so, with this money I stole from the poor,
there is no one left on the seasto challenge my rule.
- [explosion] - What's this?
Ahoy, scallywags.
[governor] Mimi O'Malley?
- Seize her! - [exclaims]
How are you still alive?
Wrong question, governor.
The question you shouldreally ask is,
"Which do I value more, my money or my life?"
Oh! Sick.
So this is how thingsused to be.
[explosion]
[all cheer]
There! They did it again!
They're all attacking her one at a time.
Why don't they attack her as a group?
This show is so unrealistic.
Oh, well, this looks lovely.
Just kidding! I hate it! Send it back!
And tell them to burn that parrot to a crisp!
Man, some people can be so inconsiderate.
Know what I'm saying, bro?
Yep. I really do.
- [all cheer] - [explosions]
[whimpers]
And now, governor,
I will take back my gold and my ship,
with the help of my two friends.
[announcer] Will the winner of the VIP tickets please stand?
Don't be shy.
Mimi needs your help.
Uh, it's us. We're the VIPs.
They want me to go up onstage?
But I have diarrhea!
Yup, I'm out.
- [snaps fingers] - Hey, Gordly, or whatever.
You agreed to be-- Aah!
Put me down. There's been a mistake.
- Huh? - Welcome aboard.
Could we get a big round of applause for this buccaneer?
[cheers and applause]
This ain't right.
I got to do something.
[grunts]
Kid, what are you doing?
Come here.
- Aah! - Whoa!
- Cricket? - Hyah!
- [screams] - Whoa!
Changing the script. I love it.
Look out, I'm coming in hot!
- [both] Ah! - [loud crash]
[all scream]
[all gasp]
Cricket, what the heck?
I was trying to get you two onstage
to make up for--
Oh, I'm sorry.
I made this whole thing bad and weird.
I don't know what I should have done,
but it was wrong to let that power go to my head
and take advantage of you two.
Well, maybe it didn't help when we made it into a competition.
Yeah, we all messed this up, huh?
Mostly you messed this up.
That's fair.
Uh-oh, we're about to be fish food!
Aah! Oh, it's just a motor, and the water's not that deep.
Whoa.
Blimey, that was some high flying, kiddos.
I can tell you three are the best of friends.
Inseparable. I bet you never even have disagreements.
But this script calls for only two swashbuckling heroes,
so who's it going to be?
May I present your biggest fans,
Sir Remy and Madam Tilly.
[both gasp]
And now, governor, I will take back my ship and my gold
with the help of my two friends.
- En garde! - [both] En garde!
Hyah! Keep practicing.
Um, I love your show. You're my favorite character.
And I even dyed my hair onceto match the color of your ship.
Yeah! Whoo! Those are my friends!
[explosion]
Finally, this show's getting good.
♪ I got sweat in my eyes
♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out A big old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog
♪ Licked by a frog
♪ Got a rash on my leg
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs
♪ I got splinters At seven and ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪