1 00:00:01,718 --> 00:00:04,765 Let's see, what could this be? 2 00:00:04,808 --> 00:00:07,550 Oh, great. More junk. 3 00:00:07,594 --> 00:00:09,900 You can go right between the old tin can 4 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:12,642 and the thing that's either a fish or a human foot. 5 00:00:12,686 --> 00:00:14,078 Actually, that one I keep. 6 00:00:14,122 --> 00:00:15,558 Yup! What the...? 7 00:00:15,602 --> 00:00:16,733 [grunts] 8 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,694 Now what's all this? 9 00:00:20,737 --> 00:00:22,347 Some sort of... 10 00:00:22,391 --> 00:00:25,133 Some sort of junk! 11 00:00:25,176 --> 00:00:27,614 Congratulations, little garbage collector. 12 00:00:27,657 --> 00:00:30,834 You found the treasure chest containing two tickets 13 00:00:30,878 --> 00:00:32,836 to the hottest sold-out show: 14 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,577 the Barnacle Banquet! 15 00:00:34,621 --> 00:00:37,711 Oh, my gosh. Ain't that the showwith flying pirates, 16 00:00:37,754 --> 00:00:40,975 trained sharks, and food so goodit'll give you scurvy? 17 00:00:41,018 --> 00:00:42,933 Why are y'all just giving away tickets? 18 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,781 My radio station is doing everything in its power 19 00:00:44,805 --> 00:00:46,546 to stay relevant. 20 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:49,897 Yeah, we keep losing listeners to all those podcasts. 21 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:52,160 Jason, shut your filthy mouth, please. 22 00:00:52,203 --> 00:00:53,596 Anyways, people have been looking 23 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,816 for those tickets for months, 24 00:00:55,859 --> 00:00:57,992 but it looks like you just found them by accident. 25 00:00:58,035 --> 00:01:00,603 Whoo-hoo! I knew hard work never pays off. 26 00:01:00,647 --> 00:01:02,605 Oh, dang, I can't wait to tell Tilly and Remy. 27 00:01:02,649 --> 00:01:04,607 Can I get a ride home? 28 00:01:04,651 --> 00:01:06,130 [Tilly & Remy] What? 29 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:08,437 Cricket, those tickets are impossible to get. 30 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,960 I can't believe you won them. 31 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:11,788 I'm rich and I couldn't even get them. 32 00:01:11,832 --> 00:01:13,311 That's not supposed to be possible. 33 00:01:13,355 --> 00:01:14,878 Oh, this'll be amazing. 34 00:01:14,922 --> 00:01:16,663 I've always looked upto the show's hero, 35 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:19,753 legendary swashbuckler Mimi O'Malley. 36 00:01:19,796 --> 00:01:21,711 Hyah! Hyah! 37 00:01:21,755 --> 00:01:24,148 Pirates were my inspiration to start fencing classes, 38 00:01:24,192 --> 00:01:26,760 so I'll be able to show off the moves I've practiced. 39 00:01:26,803 --> 00:01:27,804 [grunts] 40 00:01:27,848 --> 00:01:29,240 Keep practicing. 41 00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:30,851 You've outdone yourself, buddy. 42 00:01:30,894 --> 00:01:32,722 This'll be a night the three of us 43 00:01:32,766 --> 00:01:34,724 will never forget. 44 00:01:34,768 --> 00:01:36,639 Actually, I've only got two tickets, 45 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:38,946 so I can only take one of you. 46 00:01:38,989 --> 00:01:40,382 - Oh. - Oh. 47 00:01:40,425 --> 00:01:42,471 Well, I guess you just got to choose 48 00:01:42,514 --> 00:01:45,387 between the sister who moved to Big City with you, 49 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:47,650 who's cared for and protected you all your life 50 00:01:47,694 --> 00:01:50,653 and will always be a cornerstoneof your future, 51 00:01:50,697 --> 00:01:52,176 and, you know... Remy. 52 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:54,570 Yeah! Your good, good friend. 53 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,876 Good points. 54 00:01:55,919 --> 00:01:57,486 On one hand, I have Remy. 55 00:01:57,529 --> 00:01:59,793 But on the other hand, I have Tilly. 56 00:01:59,836 --> 00:02:01,708 Remy, you're a fiercely loyal friend 57 00:02:01,751 --> 00:02:04,711 with the heart of a lion. 58 00:02:04,754 --> 00:02:07,583 And, Tilly, you always keep it real, 100% of the time. 59 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,106 - [clicks tongue] - Oh, dang. 60 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,693 You're both so great. This is a dead heat. 61 00:02:10,717 --> 00:02:12,457 Give me a minute, y'all. 62 00:02:12,501 --> 00:02:14,808 Crickey's going to need some thinky time. 63 00:02:14,851 --> 00:02:16,679 Oh, my gosh, Cricket's gonna think. 64 00:02:16,723 --> 00:02:17,811 Thinky time. 65 00:02:17,854 --> 00:02:20,683 [straining] 66 00:02:20,727 --> 00:02:22,816 Ah! I can't choose. 67 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:25,775 Very well, when fate hands me an impossible choice, 68 00:02:25,819 --> 00:02:28,735 I must let fate itself decide for me. 69 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:31,868 Just like the founding fathers! 70 00:02:31,912 --> 00:02:33,261 Oof! 71 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:34,828 This is hopeless. I should just nap. 72 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:36,699 [knock on door] 73 00:02:36,743 --> 00:02:38,440 Hey, little brother. 74 00:02:38,483 --> 00:02:40,834 I thought you might like a mug of my famous hot cocoa 75 00:02:40,877 --> 00:02:42,705 while you're thinking things over. 76 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:44,228 Oh, wow, that's very nice of you. 77 00:02:44,272 --> 00:02:46,666 - Marshmallows? - Yes, please. 78 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,145 [sighs] Little baby pillows. 79 00:02:48,189 --> 00:02:49,886 - [knock on door] - [Remy] Cricket? 80 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:51,888 Just popping in to check on where your head's at. 81 00:02:51,932 --> 00:02:54,674 Oh, I see you're here too, Tilly. 82 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:57,764 Yup. I made Cricket something with sisterly love. 83 00:02:57,807 --> 00:03:01,724 So fun! By crazy coincidence, I also got Cricket something. 84 00:03:01,768 --> 00:03:04,945 Vasquez, commence Operation Flattery. 85 00:03:04,988 --> 00:03:06,511 [Bill] Oh, hey, Vasquez. How's it-- 86 00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:08,557 Oh, guess we can talk another time. 87 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,646 Cricket, this is for you. 88 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,909 [gasps] Look at this. 89 00:03:12,953 --> 00:03:15,869 It's so accurate. 90 00:03:15,912 --> 00:03:18,698 Oh, and you're giving me Vasquez as well? 91 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,743 Uh... mm-hm. 92 00:03:20,787 --> 00:03:22,702 [whispers] Sorry. 93 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:25,617 Very well, Master Cricket, what is your first order? 94 00:03:25,661 --> 00:03:27,576 Hm. Vasquez, save my life. 95 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:29,752 Is your life in danger, sir? 96 00:03:29,796 --> 00:03:31,319 It's about to be. 97 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:34,801 - [grunts] - Very good. 98 00:03:34,844 --> 00:03:36,716 But I'll get you soon, you rascal. 99 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,761 I look forward to the challenge. 100 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:40,981 Uh, Cricket? Is there anything else I can get you? 101 00:03:41,024 --> 00:03:42,591 Like my tea set, 102 00:03:42,634 --> 00:03:44,549 or maybe my prized rock collection? 103 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,073 Are you hungry? I got us catering. 104 00:03:46,116 --> 00:03:48,684 And I can getwhatever else you need. 105 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,120 Hm. 106 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,992 Well, now that I think about it... 107 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:54,734 Oh, yeah, that's the spot. 108 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,779 Not to pressure you, buddy, 109 00:03:56,823 --> 00:03:58,389 but have you decided which one of us 110 00:03:58,433 --> 00:04:00,237 will get to go with you to the Barnacle Banquet? 111 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:02,959 We're getting a little tired of waiting on you here. 112 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:06,397 Uh, yeah, I'm still mulling it over... 113 00:04:06,441 --> 00:04:07,747 [children laughing] 114 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,749 Wow, that sounds so cool. 115 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:14,579 Mm. Oh! 116 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,278 [titters] 117 00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:19,671 I have made my decision. 118 00:04:19,715 --> 00:04:22,631 I have decided that the ticket shall go to... 119 00:04:22,674 --> 00:04:23,850 neither of you. 120 00:04:23,893 --> 00:04:25,590 - [both] What? - Well, there might be 121 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:27,177 dozens of kids who want to go to this show. 122 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,831 Think of how unfair it'd be not to consider 123 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:30,987 all my close friends. 124 00:04:31,031 --> 00:04:33,424 Attention, kids of the neighborhood! 125 00:04:33,468 --> 00:04:36,384 I have one extra ticket to the Barnacle Banquet 126 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:37,864 that will go to the kid 127 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:40,562 who can make me the best offer. 128 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:42,216 - What say you? - [all gasp] 129 00:04:42,259 --> 00:04:44,609 [all chattering] 130 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:47,090 Cricket, are you sureyou're doing this to be fair? 131 00:04:47,134 --> 00:04:49,745 Yeah, because it seems like you're milking this 132 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,181 to get special treatment. 133 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:55,098 Oh, please, come on. You think I like this? 134 00:04:55,142 --> 00:04:57,884 Yes, brother. Indeed I do. 135 00:04:57,927 --> 00:05:00,756 [Cricket] Next in line, please step forward. 136 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,062 Ah, young Benny. 137 00:05:02,105 --> 00:05:03,367 What have you brought today 138 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:04,847 to bid for the honor of my tickey? 139 00:05:04,891 --> 00:05:07,241 I brought my grandma's prized jewelry. 140 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:10,853 When she finds out I took it, she's going to cry. 141 00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:12,855 But it's worth it. 142 00:05:12,899 --> 00:05:15,771 Fine. You may add it to the family heirloom section. 143 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,729 Next person step forward. I'm rich. 144 00:05:17,773 --> 00:05:20,863 I would like to offer youone week of free crime. 145 00:05:20,907 --> 00:05:23,518 That includes as manymisdemeanors as you want, 146 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:25,476 but only one felony, mister. 147 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,522 Hm. This pleases me. 148 00:05:27,565 --> 00:05:29,045 You may add yourself to the pile. 149 00:05:29,089 --> 00:05:30,481 Huzzah! 150 00:05:30,525 --> 00:05:32,701 Does anyone else wish to make a bid? 151 00:05:33,963 --> 00:05:35,704 - [both] Hmph! - Oh, hey, guys. 152 00:05:35,747 --> 00:05:37,575 Y'all stop by to bring any more gifts, or...? 153 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,490 Kids of the neighborhood, 154 00:05:39,534 --> 00:05:42,667 are you happy giving up your favorite toys and treats 155 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,495 with little hope of reward? 156 00:05:44,539 --> 00:05:47,063 Aren't you wondering when Cricket will make his decision? 157 00:05:47,107 --> 00:05:48,891 [angry chatter] 158 00:05:48,935 --> 00:05:51,372 - Uh, friends...? - You can take your chances with Cricket, 159 00:05:51,415 --> 00:05:55,071 or you can go to the banquet with us for free. 160 00:05:55,115 --> 00:05:57,769 - No gifts, no bribes, no catch. - [all gasp] 161 00:05:57,813 --> 00:05:59,423 Wait, what? How? 162 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:00,903 It wasn't easy. 163 00:06:00,947 --> 00:06:02,774 I had to donate an entire wing to the theater 164 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:05,038 by selling my father's sports memorabilia. 165 00:06:05,081 --> 00:06:08,258 It was a rash decision, and I will be grounded for it. 166 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:09,607 He will. 167 00:06:09,651 --> 00:06:10,870 [excited chatter] 168 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,697 He's a hero! 169 00:06:12,741 --> 00:06:14,047 So this is our offer. 170 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,918 Take back your gift from Cricket, 171 00:06:15,962 --> 00:06:18,442 and accept these tickets for free. 172 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:21,576 Or stay here and keep buttering Cricket's biscuits 173 00:06:21,619 --> 00:06:23,839 till they're dried-upold apricots. 174 00:06:24,971 --> 00:06:27,147 Let's discuss... 175 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:28,757 [all shouting] 176 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,716 No! My throne of heavy-handed symbolism! 177 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,283 [coughs] 178 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,329 - Hm? - [excited chatter] 179 00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:37,089 I always wanted to see the Barnacle Banquet. 180 00:06:37,113 --> 00:06:38,898 Fine, I don't need you. 181 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:42,423 I've still got my looksand the hottest tickets in town. 182 00:06:42,466 --> 00:06:45,556 I'll just have to find someone who appreciates the value of... 183 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,731 Hm? 184 00:06:46,775 --> 00:06:48,081 Perfect. 185 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:49,386 Why, hello there, friend. 186 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,040 Would you like to accompany me on--? 187 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:52,999 Ow! 188 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:54,870 Why'd you hit me? 189 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,263 Oh, sorry, I-- 190 00:06:56,306 --> 00:06:59,005 You'd better be! I was watching the birds! 191 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:00,702 They help me relax! 192 00:07:00,745 --> 00:07:02,008 Oh, nice to meet you. 193 00:07:02,051 --> 00:07:03,748 I'm Cricket. What's your name? 194 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:05,925 - Gregly! - Well, Greg, what if I-- 195 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,230 It's Gregly! 196 00:07:07,274 --> 00:07:08,971 Gregly. Right. 197 00:07:09,015 --> 00:07:11,669 Well, would you like to goto the Barnacle Banquet with me? 198 00:07:11,713 --> 00:07:13,889 Ugh! I hate that kid stuff. 199 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,456 What's in it for me? 200 00:07:15,499 --> 00:07:17,980 Uh, I've got some lint and two marbles. 201 00:07:18,024 --> 00:07:19,764 Deal! 202 00:07:19,808 --> 00:07:24,160 And so, with this money I stole from the poor, 203 00:07:24,204 --> 00:07:27,685 there is no one left on the seasto challenge my rule. 204 00:07:27,729 --> 00:07:29,731 - [explosion] - What's this? 205 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:30,906 Ahoy, scallywags. 206 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,081 [governor] Mimi O'Malley? 207 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,997 - Seize her! - [exclaims] 208 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,999 How are you still alive? 209 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,653 Wrong question, governor. 210 00:07:38,696 --> 00:07:40,176 The question you shouldreally ask is, 211 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:44,006 "Which do I value more, my money or my life?" 212 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:45,921 Oh! Sick. 213 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,879 So this is how thingsused to be. 214 00:07:47,923 --> 00:07:48,924 [explosion] 215 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,057 [all cheer] 216 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,841 There! They did it again! 217 00:07:52,884 --> 00:07:54,297 They're all attacking her one at a time. 218 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:56,062 Why don't they attack her as a group? 219 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:58,325 This show is so unrealistic. 220 00:07:58,368 --> 00:08:00,718 Oh, well, this looks lovely. 221 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:03,025 Just kidding! I hate it! Send it back! 222 00:08:03,069 --> 00:08:05,897 And tell them to burn that parrot to a crisp! 223 00:08:05,941 --> 00:08:07,769 Man, some people can be so inconsiderate. 224 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,075 Know what I'm saying, bro? 225 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:11,120 Yep. I really do. 226 00:08:11,164 --> 00:08:13,035 - [all cheer] - [explosions] 227 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,909 [whimpers] 228 00:08:17,953 --> 00:08:19,346 And now, governor, 229 00:08:19,389 --> 00:08:21,565 I will take back my gold and my ship, 230 00:08:21,609 --> 00:08:24,264 with the help of my two friends. 231 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:27,745 [announcer] Will the winner of the VIP tickets please stand? 232 00:08:27,789 --> 00:08:29,051 Don't be shy. 233 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:31,010 Mimi needs your help. 234 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:34,143 Uh, it's us. We're the VIPs. 235 00:08:34,187 --> 00:08:36,493 They want me to go up onstage? 236 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:38,539 But I have diarrhea! 237 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:39,888 Yup, I'm out. 238 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,890 - [snaps fingers] - Hey, Gordly, or whatever. 239 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:43,718 You agreed to be-- Aah! 240 00:08:43,761 --> 00:08:45,161 Put me down. There's been a mistake. 241 00:08:45,198 --> 00:08:46,895 - Huh? - Welcome aboard. 242 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:50,768 Could we get a big round of applause for this buccaneer? 243 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:51,900 [cheers and applause] 244 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,730 This ain't right. 245 00:08:55,773 --> 00:08:57,210 I got to do something. 246 00:08:57,253 --> 00:08:58,776 [grunts] 247 00:08:58,820 --> 00:08:59,821 Kid, what are you doing? 248 00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:01,127 Come here. 249 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:02,824 - Aah! - Whoa! 250 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:04,130 - Cricket? - Hyah! 251 00:09:04,173 --> 00:09:05,870 - [screams] - Whoa! 252 00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:10,745 Changing the script. I love it. 253 00:09:10,788 --> 00:09:12,225 Look out, I'm coming in hot! 254 00:09:12,268 --> 00:09:13,661 - [both] Ah! - [loud crash] 255 00:09:13,704 --> 00:09:15,097 [all scream] 256 00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:20,102 [all gasp] 257 00:09:20,146 --> 00:09:21,799 Cricket, what the heck? 258 00:09:21,843 --> 00:09:23,410 I was trying to get you two onstage 259 00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:24,802 to make up for-- 260 00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:26,195 Oh, I'm sorry. 261 00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:28,589 I made this whole thing bad and weird. 262 00:09:28,632 --> 00:09:30,001 I don't know what I should have done, 263 00:09:30,025 --> 00:09:32,114 but it was wrong to let that power go to my head 264 00:09:32,158 --> 00:09:34,160 and take advantage of you two. 265 00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:37,772 Well, maybe it didn't help when we made it into a competition. 266 00:09:37,815 --> 00:09:39,730 Yeah, we all messed this up, huh? 267 00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:41,689 Mostly you messed this up. 268 00:09:41,732 --> 00:09:43,125 That's fair. 269 00:09:43,169 --> 00:09:46,911 Uh-oh, we're about to be fish food! 270 00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:49,610 Aah! Oh, it's just a motor, and the water's not that deep. 271 00:09:49,653 --> 00:09:50,959 Whoa. 272 00:09:51,002 --> 00:09:53,353 Blimey, that was some high flying, kiddos. 273 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:56,312 I can tell you three are the best of friends. 274 00:09:56,356 --> 00:09:59,402 Inseparable. I bet you never even have disagreements. 275 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:02,884 But this script calls for only two swashbuckling heroes, 276 00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,494 so who's it going to be? 277 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:06,061 May I present your biggest fans, 278 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,758 Sir Remy and Madam Tilly. 279 00:10:07,802 --> 00:10:09,673 [both gasp] 280 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:13,503 And now, governor, I will take back my ship and my gold 281 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,592 with the help of my two friends. 282 00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:18,117 - En garde! - [both] En garde! 283 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,075 Hyah! Keep practicing. 284 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,164 Um, I love your show. You're my favorite character. 285 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:25,080 And I even dyed my hair onceto match the color of your ship. 286 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,648 Yeah! Whoo! Those are my friends! 287 00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:28,823 [explosion] 288 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:30,651 Finally, this show's getting good. 289 00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:35,177 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes 290 00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:38,833 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪ 291 00:10:38,876 --> 00:10:41,836 ♪ I fell out A big old tree ♪ 292 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:44,534 ♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪ 293 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,320 ♪ I got chased by a dog 294 00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:48,669 ♪ Licked by a frog 295 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,061 ♪ Got a rash on my leg 296 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:53,152 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs 297 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,806 ♪ I got splinters At seven and ten ♪ 298 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:58,679 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪