[rhythmic whistling]
♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪
♪ La, la, la, la
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♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪
♪ La, la, la, la
[chicken clucks]
Here we go, family. Last order of the day.
A big box of fresh veggies for Gwendolyn Zapp at Big Tech.
I can't believe that you'd still deliver to her
after her farmbotattacked us.
[Bill] You got to learn to let things go, Ma.
Especially when we need the business.
Wait right here.
I'll be back in just a sec.
Okey-dokey, see you soon--
Hold up! We're coming in with you.
Yeah, I want to explore and touch things
with my grimy little hands.
Not this time. For some reason, wherever we go,
our family leaves a trail of chaos and destruction.
Hm.
And that's why you're staying in the truck.
[hums]
- [both] Harumph! - Is that true?
Are we really that prone to chaos?
I'm sure Papa's exaggerating, right, guys?
Oh. They're gone.
Gramma? Cricket?
Welcome, inquiring mind, to Big Tech,
where the impossible is possible,
and the possible is extra possible.
Gramma? Cricket?
[Gwendolyn] Good evening, Big Tech employees.
You all know me, Gwendolyn Zapp.
Your intrepid leader and loveable leader.
I wanted to share with you my latest, greatest idea:
Flawless You.
With our new self-improvement technology,
you and your loved ones can finally become
the best versions of themselves.
No more flaws, no more chaos in your lives.
We're moving into the beta testing phase,
-where we will-- -[Bill screams]
- [car alarm blaring] - Somebody help!
I tripped and fell into a sleep pod!
-Papa? -[sleep pod] Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
What is--? Oh, my!
- Hey, look what I found. - Oh, my goodness.
I love my new huge body.
Whoa!
Oh, no! Our main supply line to the free cereal bar!
I gots it. I gots the golden egg.
I took it from a room full of geese,
but it's all mine now.
Cricket, no.
I am so sorry, Miss Gwendolyn.
It seems my family can't help but cause hijinks
everywhere we go.
Although it usually doesn't happen this quickly.
Hopefully you're not too mad.
Oh, I'm a little mad.
But like, crazy mad, not angry mad.
This is actually great.
Your family is a perfect fit to be beta testers
for Flawless You.
With a little software upgrade,
your family wouldn't just be less destructive,
they could be flawless.
Flawless?
Ooh. Well, a life of peaceand harmony could be quite nice.
What do y'all think?
It'll be cool to get experimented on.
That's how you get superpowers.
[grunts]
I'm willing to give it a try.
If it's half as cool as this mech suit,
then I'm in.
That settles it. Let's get started.
What is this machine, Gwendolyn?
This is the Flawless You supercomputer.
If you feel a little tingle, that's just your consciousness
being sucked right out of your body.
[laughs] Here we go!
Whoa, check outthe new duds.
Ooh, this suit hugs my body in all the right places.
Ma, please don't.
Welcome, Greens,
to the Flawless You cyberspace.
I've uploaded your personalities
here into the digital realm.
That way, we can break them downinto code
and pinpoint the bugs,
a.k.a., the flaws.
And then, zap!
I shoot them, and they're gone.
You'll come out flawless.
Any questions?
Does the gun have to be so big?
- No. - May I use the gun?
No. Any questions?
No? Good.
What's the first step?
Well, I like to start by working from a new file.
Always back up your brain, that's what I like to say.
After that, we'll erase your family's flaws
and then walk them out that download door,
which will allow them to re-enter their bodies
and make the fixes...
skiddly-boop-bop de-boo!
- ...permanent! - Wow.
[Gwendolyn] Now, we'll just select your family...
- What the...? - ...and make a copy.
[all scream]
[both] Wow, this is nuts. It's me.
- Whoa! - Hey!
[Gwendolyn] Into the backup folder you go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Whoa!
Glad that ain't me in there.
Huh?
Now, where should we start?
Well, Papa does tend to getovercome with crippling anxiety.
-It's true. -Ooh, crippling anxiety? I love it!
Now, what's your earliest memoryof being anxious, Bill Green?
Well, when I was a kid, I used to go to the meadow
behind the barn and pick wildflowers.
One day, I decided to pick a bouquet for Ma.
I was so excited to give the flowers to her,
but when I did...
Why in the Sam Hill did you bring me a bunch of weeds?
...she met me with unrelenting criticism.
I learned there was a wrong way to pick flowers.
There's a wrong way to do everything.
There's a wrong way to cook...
[gasps] Papa's code popped up.
And there's the flaw.
[Bill] ...wrong way to...
[groans]
Anyhoo, no biggie.
Why was I even talking about that?
Wow. That's incredible.
Hopefully it'll work as well forGramma's anger problem.
There ain't an angry bone in my body!
I just tell it like it is.
The world is incompetent, and--
I love the world and all its people.
Incredible. You knew exactly how to draw out her anger.
I know my family.
Is it my turn yet?
-Well, you're the only one left.-Yes!
Now, Cricket, tell me about your childhood--
[Cricket] I'll start at the beginning.
Pops was putting me down for my afternoon nap,
and he had no idea what was coming.
- [laughs] - [sputters] Cricket!
I was elusive, deceptive.
A natural trickster.
Whoa!
Bingo-bango!
Oh, I was amazing. A little genius.
And that's just the start.
Look at all these flaws. I hit the jackpot!
Ha-ha! I could talk about me forever!
Actually, I would like to hear about someone else's interests.
Is that all their flaws, Tilly?
Those arethe major ones,
but if the goal is to make them perfect,
then we must go further.
I like to wood-carve in my spare time.
[Gwendolyn] Dull interest!
There's nothing I love more than helping others.
[Gwendolyn]Dishonest!
- I hate sharing. - [Gwendolyn] Selfish!
Stubborn! Insecure!
Closed-minded! Overconfident!
Flatulence!
[computerized beeping]
-I think that does it.-Now let's see how they interact
in their natural environment.
Huh? How do you know what the inside
of our house looks like?
Big Tech knows what the inside
of everyone's house looks like.
Oh, uh, okay.
All right, everyone,
what un-chaotic plans do we have for today?
I'm going to whip up a fresh batch of cookies.
Cookies are done.
Mm. Thanks, Gramma.
I-- Oh.
Sorry about that, Gramma.
Hope you're not mad.
[Gramma] Don't worry, dear.
What kind of gramma would I be
if I got upset over a little thing like that?
Cookie, perfect grandson?
Oh, I must politely decline, Grandmother.
Now, pardon me while I go do my chores
and try notto be a bother.
- Hm? - Hold on, son.
There's more to life than work.
How about we go to the marina and rent some Jet Skis?
I respect and obey your will, Father.
If there's one thing I love, it's trying new things.
[all] What do you think, Tilly?
Yeah. Sounds great.
All right, everyone, make your way
to the download door and return to your bodies.
[Tilly] Gwendolyn, wait.
Something doesn't feel right.
They don't act like my family at all.
Well, of course not.
All their flaws are gone.
They'll be perfect examples to show the world
how Flawless You works.
But the spark that I love about them is missing.
I think I'd like themto go back to the way they were.
Oh, what an interesting development.
- You're flawed too! - What?
We need to make you flawless as well.
[all] Yes, Tilly, join us.
We could be the perfect family.
All we need is you.
Jet Ski.
Uh... no!
[all] Don't be afraid, Tilly.
We're still your family, but better.
You're not my family. Not anymore.
What are you--? Hey, stop!
Get down from there!
[all] Whoa!
[all groan]
Everyone, you're back!
But what are your thoughts on Jet Skis?
Uh, they're dangerous and expensive.
Only noisy idiots love those dinky boats.
Well, I must be a noisy idiot then,
because I got Jet Ski fever!
It really is you guys.
Now, come on, we've got to download you
back into your bodies.
[Cricket] But sister dearest,
those bodies belong to us:
the flawless family.
Oh, yeah? Just try and stop us, Mr. Hoity-Toity.
We will mow you clowns down.
As you wish.
- Let's go, family. - [all] Yeah!
Go get 'em!
[all yell]
[grunting]
We're perfectly matched.
How are we going to beat them?
Use what they don't have: your flaws.
Got it. Hey, look over there: dirty laundry.
Oh, I'd better start washing the--
Yeah!
Boy, oh, boy, I could do this all day.
Gee, I bet you're so strong, you could take a hit to the face
and feel nothing.
You're darn tooting.
Watch this.
[laughs]
Why don't we sit down over tea and talk this through?
Hm. Nah!
[yells]
I got to get to the control console-- Ah!
[Gwendolyn] Hold it right there, Little Miss Mess It Up.
Admit that you're flawed already and let me fix you.
I admit it. My flaw was wanting to make my family perfect.
But there's no such thing as a perfect family,
because being flawed is what makes us human.
[gasps]
Ah-ha! The flaw!
[computerized voice] Error.
If wanting to erase flaws is a flaw,
then would flawlessness mean embracing flaws?
- [rumbling] - Does not compute.
System crash imminent.
Whoa! Huh?
Fascinating.
The system is resetting itself with all of us in it.
What a fun way go out, huh, Tilly?
Oh, my stars! We've got to get out of here.
You marshmallows didn't stand a chance.
We have to get back into our bodies, now!
I don't feel so good.
[all panting]
I'm losing ground! Aah!
[all grunt and yell]
[all] Whoa!
[Tilly]Got it!
[gasps] Whew!
That sure was messed up.
I'm so sorry for trying to fix you guys.
I like you just the way you are.
Thanks, sweetie, but we could work on
improving ourselves a bit.
- Speak for yourself. - Speak for yourself.
[Gwendolyn] I can't believe it.
There was a flaw inside of Flawless You.
Gwendolyn? You didn't die in the computer?
Oh, I definitely died.
Luckily, my brain was restored from a backup.
Always back up your brain, that's what I like to say.
[cackles maniacally]