1
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[glass squeaks]

2
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[breathing heavily]

3
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[inhales deeply]

4
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Oh,
man. Y'all are nevergoing to believe this.

5
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Big City is throwinga huge street fair,

6
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and it's right around the
cornerfrom our house.

7
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I'm gonna get inthe
first bounce house I see

8
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and just go wild.

9
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I'm going to buy a funnel cake
and then use it

10
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for its one true purpose:

11
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funneling an entire slushie
directly into my face.

12
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Last time, I spent
all Bill's money

13
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trying to win the ring toss.

14
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But this time,
I'm coming prepared.

15
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Okay. I'm just goingto
hit up the ATM real quick,

16
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and then we can go.

17
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Hey, Dad, we're going
to the street fair,

18
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so why don't you slapa few big bucks

19
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in my tiny hands, please?

20
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Uh... no?

21
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- Huh?
- I said, no.

22
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Papa, I think you said "yes" wrong.

23
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No, I meant what I said.

24
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I think we should all stay here
and have a quiet night in.

25
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[all laugh]

26
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Good one, Dad.

27
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But, uh... money?

28
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Dang it, Cricket, I'm serious.

29
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Our production costs have
been through the roof.

30
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Production costs?

31
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Yeah. That's what I call money
we spend

32
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on producing fun for ourselves.

33
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You know, things like
restaurants, movies,

34
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fancy shoes that a certain
someone never wears.

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I just don't want
to get them dirty.

36
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So if we can'tgo to the fair,

37
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what the heckare we supposed to do?

38
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Well, there's plenty to do
right here in the living room.

39
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We can just re-use the assets
we already have.

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- Assets?
- [sighs]

41
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Just think of it this way.
Why go on new adventures,

42
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when you can remember
the old ones?

43
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We spent a lot of money
making those memories.

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We might as well get more use
out of them, right, gang?

45
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- [all grumble]
- I'll go first.

46
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Remember when we went to that
fancy seafood restaurant?

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[Cricket]
We didn't have restaurants
like this back in the country.

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Okay, fella, back to where
you belong.

49
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Aah!

50
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[grunts]

51
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[all scream]

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[Gramma]
Grab on!

53
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We did it, Tilly. We're hero... oh,
my goodness.

54
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- [gasps and angry chatter]
- [man] Disgusting!

55
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You and your familyare banned for life!

56
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-I'm so sorry--
-Get out!

57
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Ah!

58
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[all panting]

59
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That sure was expensive.
But remembering it is free.

60
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Ah! This is like one of those
TV episodes

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where the cheap producers
reuse old clips,

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because they're too lazy
to write new stuff.

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I think it sounds
pretty resourceful.

64
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So, does anyone else care
towindow-shop down memory lane?

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Fine, I'll go.

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Y'all remember that time the
robot dinosaur almost ate us?

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- [both] Oh, yeah.
- Wait what?

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I remember it perfectly.

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[roars]

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- I love eating cars!
- Oh, toots.

71
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Well, the the sight
of that dinosaur made me sad.

72
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Time to shake my head,
then drive with my face.

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Cricket. Cricket, Cricket.

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Cricket. Cricket,
Cricket, Cricket, Cricket.

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Glove.

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It's for you.

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I get a word in when I can.

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Aw, I am no longer sad. Hug.

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[loud crash]

80
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I'm hungry!

81
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Oh, no, this stinks!

82
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And nothing bad happened
to Bill's truck. The end.

83
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Wait, did the dinosaur talk?
I feel like I'd remember that.

84
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Well, I'm sorry my old
dump truck of a brain

85
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can't remember it word for word.

86
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If you're going
to sass me about it,

87
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why don't you tell a story?

88
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All right! Jeez. Uh...

89
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Oh! Hey, y'all remember
that funny thing Weezie said?

90
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Ha-ha! Got to get it to have it.

91
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Actually, I think he said...

92
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All noodles, no spaghetti.

93
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No, he definitely said...

94
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Little steps, big toes.

95
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Wait, I thought I said
the funny thing.

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Slap it up, slap it in.

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- No, no, no, no.
- Definitely not.

98
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- That don't sound right.
- Here, I have a story.

99
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I went on an adventure
I've never told y'all about.

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Packed with action,
exotic locales and new faces.

101
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There I was,
taking a stroll in Little Tokyo.

102
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The sakura were in full bloom.

103
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But even their sweet scent

104
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couldn't mask the stench
of evil.

105
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Hold up. What's all this?

106
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Hm? Oh, this is a storyboard.

107
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Storyboard?

108
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It's a board with a story on it?

109
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Come on, Cricket,
context clues. Keep up.

110
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Anyways, I had just
finished my mochi,

111
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when I saw a giant monster
attacking the city.

112
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Just then a man ran up
to me with a briefcase.

113
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He said something in Japanese.

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[speaking Japanese]

115
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And it was in that moment
I knew what I had to do.

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[gasps]

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[roaring]

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I was ready for the fight
of my life.

119
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And after an incredible,
dramatic, complex battle,

120
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I defeated the beast.

121
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Yatta!

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The end.

123
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Well, that would've been great

124
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if it wasn't a board story,
or whatever.

125
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You could have at least
colored it.

126
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That didn't actually happen,
did it?

127
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No.

128
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- Hm.
- [cell phone vibrates]

129
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- Oh, hey, Nancy.
- [Nancy, on phone] Hey, Bill.

130
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I'm at the street fair.
You guys coming?

131
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Oh, no, we just decided
to have a relaxing night in.

132
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Mom? We're dying here.
Please, what's it like?

133
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I must know.

134
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Oh, my gosh, well...

135
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It's like, there's...

136
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Honestly, it's...
it's indescribable.

137
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Please, Mama. Describe anything.

138
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How's the cotton candy?

139
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Oh, man, where do I start?
It's so... pink.

140
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- Oh!
- Oh!

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Talk to you later, Nance.

142
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Yeah, yeah, later.

143
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I can't take this.

144
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I need to experience
something new

145
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with an actual location
and people.

146
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Oh, I got a story.

147
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Did I ever tell you
about the time

148
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I went back to that fancy
seafood restaurant?

149
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[humming]

150
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- [Lloyd] Leave.
- [Bill] Yup.

151
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[humming]

152
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When they said banned for life,
they meant it.

153
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I am done reminiscing.

154
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Okay, okay.

155
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How about we all just
take a moment

156
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to be alone with our thoughts?

157
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Dad, that's even worse.

158
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I can't hear you.

159
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I've retreated
into the Bill-scape.

160
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Hm, could be fun.
I'll give it a try.

161
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Hey, brain, give me a list
of things to think about.

162
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Sure thing.
Rocks. Balloons.

163
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World problems.
Battleship names.

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[Gramma]
Ah, finally alone
with my thoughts.

165
00:06:01,948 --> 00:06:04,037
Hm, a little quiet in here.

166
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[sputters lips and gibbers]

167
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That's more like it.

168
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[Cricket]
This is so dumb.

169
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Who hears "fun" and thinks,
"Oh, I'll sit in silence"?

170
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[Bill] All right, Bill,
you bought some time.
But this won't last long.

171
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You gotta think of something
to entertain them with, and fast.

172
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Oh, I know.
I will come up with a joke.

173
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[Tilly]
Books. Tattoo ideas. Animals.

174
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Oh, animals, please.

175
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Coming right up.

176
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Anteaters, praying mantises,
ferrets...

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[Gramma blathering]

178
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[Bill]
Ugh! Joke-writing is hard.

179
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How about one where
the punch line is "corn"?

180
00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,685
Corny? Is that something? Aah!

181
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[Cricket]
Ugh, guess this is what
we're doing now.

182
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Has been a while since
I gave the old brain a whirl.

183
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All right, brain,
what you got for me?

184
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People don't find
your wacky antics

185
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as endearing as you think.

186
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Nope! I'm done.

187
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Wait, wait,
I have a knock-knock joke.

188
00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:59,962
Who's there? Dang it!

189
00:07:00,006 --> 00:07:01,921
Well, if we're just going
to sit around all day,

190
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,313
we might as well watch some TV.

191
00:07:04,836 --> 00:07:07,491
- [static crackles]
- Father. Explain.

192
00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:08,928
I cut the cable.

193
00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,712
[laughing]
Is that all?

194
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That's really cool.
For a second, I--

195
00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,759
[screams and grunts]

196
00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,761
Calm down, boy.
Now's not the time.

197
00:07:16,805 --> 00:07:18,807
Dad, what where you thinking?

198
00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:21,114
Now how am I supposedto
watch my favorite show,

199
00:07:21,157 --> 00:07:23,203
Little Country Blues?

200
00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:24,789
It was the easiest wayto save some money.

201
00:07:24,813 --> 00:07:26,162
Back me up, sweetie.

202
00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:28,338
Well, we still have streaming,
right?

203
00:07:28,382 --> 00:07:30,906
- Ad-supported.
- [shrieks]

204
00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,082
Save your strength,
Tilly. He ain't worth it.

205
00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:35,519
Hm. You've been spared.

206
00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:37,304
I was just trying
to save us money.

207
00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:39,567
- Someone's got to.
- It's a slippery slope, Bill.

208
00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:40,916
What's next?

209
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,005
You going to install a timer
on the electricity

210
00:07:43,049 --> 00:07:45,790
so it automatically
shuts off every night?

211
00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:46,922
Uh...

212
00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,924
would you believe me
if I said no?

213
00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,926
[Cricket] Why would you
cut the power at night?

214
00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,990
That's when we need it the most.

215
00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,276
[Bill]
I don't know.

216
00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,930
I thought we'd be asleep by now.

217
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,150
[Tilly]
Papa, it is 6:00 p.m.

218
00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:58,542
[Bill]
I'm feeling pretty sleepy.

219
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[Cricket]
Listen up, old man.

220
00:08:00,196 --> 00:08:02,285
I'm about to go ham bananas
on this house,

221
00:08:02,329 --> 00:08:04,809
and I am not stopping
until the lights are on

222
00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:06,289
and the cable is back.

223
00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,267
- You hear me? Huh? Huh?
- [Bill] Cricket, please.

224
00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,815
- [loud crash]
- What was that?

225
00:08:10,859 --> 00:08:12,643
[Cricket]
Don't worry about it, Billiam.

226
00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,210
[screams]

227
00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:16,188
-[Gramma] Slow down.-[Bill] Oh,
jeez, he's lost it.

228
00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:17,822
[Gramma]
Take cover!

229
00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,824
- [Cricket screaming]
- [objects crashing]

230
00:08:23,915 --> 00:08:25,067
[Bill]
Okay, I think he's done.

231
00:08:25,091 --> 00:08:26,962
-Should be safe to--
-[Cricket screams]

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00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,921
[Bill]
Cricket, I'm begging you,
please stop.

233
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[Cricket]
I can't stop.

234
00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:33,838
The people at home
expect entertainment.

235
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- [Bill] What people at home?
- [Cricket] Us!

236
00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:37,886
The people in this home!

237
00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:39,844
[Gramma]
Dang it, this is getting
out of hand.

238
00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:42,064
[Bill] Okay, fine,
I'll get the lights back on.

239
00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:44,327
- [crowd cheering]
- [loud music blaring]

240
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All right, power's back.

241
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Hope the damage
isn't too expensive to draw--

242
00:08:47,852 --> 00:08:49,941
Huh, nothing's broken?

243
00:08:49,985 --> 00:08:51,769
Sounded like it was a lot worse.

244
00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:53,945
Yeah, but Cricket did break
the fourth wall.

245
00:08:53,989 --> 00:08:55,860
- The what?
- The fourth wall.

246
00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,601
Look.

247
00:08:57,645 --> 00:08:59,647
See? He put a huge hole in it.

248
00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,475
What? Y'all don't number
the walls?

249
00:09:01,518 --> 00:09:02,954
Okay, listen, everyone.

250
00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:04,798
I may have gotten
a little carried away today.

251
00:09:04,826 --> 00:09:06,934
I was worried you kids didn't
know the value of a dollar.

252
00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:09,135
So I thought I'd show you
that you don't need

253
00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:10,875
to spend money to have fun.

254
00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,921
I guess we were
pretty thirsty for that cash.

255
00:09:12,964 --> 00:09:16,185
But the fact is, Bill,
we didn't have any fun today.

256
00:09:16,229 --> 00:09:18,535
Listen, Dad, expensive things
can be fun,

257
00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:21,234
but fun things
don't have to be expensive.

258
00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:23,236
Huh. You may be onto
something there.

259
00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:25,020
So how about a compromise?

260
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,196
We go to the street fair,
but we don't buy anything.

261
00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,416
Yeah. Instead of drinking
a slushie,

262
00:09:29,459 --> 00:09:31,809
I will drink in the atmosphere.

263
00:09:31,853 --> 00:09:33,594
And instead of playingring toss,

264
00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:36,597
I'll just heckle other
peoplewhile they play.

265
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,902
That's priceless.

266
00:09:37,946 --> 00:09:38,990
How's that sound, big guy?

267
00:09:39,034 --> 00:09:40,818
[gasps]
Such frugality.

268
00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:42,820
That sounds great.

269
00:09:42,864 --> 00:09:44,822
Okay, y'all go have some fun.

270
00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:45,954
- Yay!
- Let's go!

271
00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:48,652
Hey, wait.
Aren't you coming?

272
00:09:48,696 --> 00:09:51,002
Huh? Oh, no,
I'll be fine here.

273
00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:52,743
- What?
- You gotta come with us!

274
00:09:52,787 --> 00:09:54,136
[excited chatter]

275
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,225
Nah. There's a hole.

276
00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:57,879
[overlapped chatter]

277
00:09:57,922 --> 00:09:59,098
Come on, Dad.

278
00:10:00,882 --> 00:10:02,013
Okay!

279
00:10:02,057 --> 00:10:03,928
- Let's do it.
- [all cheer]

280
00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:05,669
[door opens and closes]

281
00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:07,062
[Cricket]
Oh, wow, look at that.

282
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,672
A roller coaster.

283
00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:11,022
[Tilly]
So technically impressive.

284
00:10:11,066 --> 00:10:13,024
[Bill] I've never seen
such a big crowd before.

285
00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,896
[Nancy]
Oh, hey, guys, you made it.

286
00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:16,743
-[Tilly & Cricket] Mom!-[Cricket]
You were right, Mom.

287
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,745
- This place is hard to describe.
- [Nancy] Told you.

288
00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:20,902
[Bill]
Kids, look, a celebrity.

289
00:10:20,945 --> 00:10:22,121
[Tom Hanks]
Hey, Green family.

290
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,210
It's me, Tom Hanks.

291
00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:26,081
I'm about to go on
an incredible adventure,

292
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,972
and I'd love to have you all
come along with me.

293
00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:30,477
- What do you say?
- [all cheer]

294
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:35,090
♪ I got sweat in my eyes

295
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,789
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪

296
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,749
♪ I fell out
A big old tree ♪

297
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:44,447
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪

298
00:10:44,491 --> 00:10:47,233
♪ I got chased by a dog

299
00:10:47,276 --> 00:10:48,625
♪ Licked by a frog

300
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,018
♪ Got a rash on my leg

301
00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:53,064
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs

302
00:10:53,108 --> 00:10:55,719
♪ I got splinters
At seven and ten ♪

303
00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:58,766
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪