Thanks, y'all, for accompanying us
to the Lil' Ladies Doll Palace.
It's a sacred place for both dolls and doll owners.
Saxon insisted we spend his birthday here.
(as Saxon) "Here's to one more full revolution around the sun!"
This place smells like cinnamon and desperation.
Well, we're off to grab a table
at the High Socie-Tea Room. Y'all enjoy the store!
Thanks, we won't.
Finally, just the two of us, Tilly girl.
(as Saxon) "Well, what am I, chopped liver?"
Yeah-heh-heh...
Since when do dolls
need all this mollycoddlin'?
They got a hair salon?
A yoga studio?!
- And what the heck is a "hospi-doll"? - Out of the way!
We're losing her! We're losing her!
Back in my day, they worked the farm
just like everyone else.
Here it comes. "Back in my day,
we had to slice our own bread and rode dinosaurs to work."
Boy, you ought to learn some respect.
Ooh! Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Takin' you on a tour of these historical dolls
ought to teach you some manners.
Oh, Gramma. We both know that lesson will never take.
Hm? Oh, no. No, no, no.
Help! Dad!
Hmm. What's Bill gonna do in a place like this?
[sniffing] I smell... sawdust and craftsmanship!
[panting]
A workstation! Power tools! Construction materials?!
Hi, there. Welcome to
the Build a Lil' Dream Home workstation.
[shushing] I know just what to do.
All right, sug, we're in the height
of luxury now. A table for two ladies
and one birthday gentleman, please.
I'm really sorry. There's gonna be another hour wait.
Yeesh. Are you sure there's nothin' you can do?
It's someone's special day.
[Tilly] Hello!
Trust me, ma'am.
Everyone around here is having a "special day."
So step aside until the next table
opens up, plea-- [gasps] She's here!
It's Miss Cantaloupe Sinclair! She's a prestige member
of the Lifetime Lil' Ladies Club!
- That's her! - She's like doll royalty!
Cantaloupe Sinclair?!
Wait, I don't know who that is.
Please come right in, Miss Sinclair.
Thank you, Jessica. Oh! I've never seen
that type of doll before. What's his name?
Well, this is my burlap companion, Saxon.
Oh, cute! Saxon, you don't mind
if me and my friends head in first, right?
Oh. Uh... (as Saxon) "Of course! Go right ahead!"
You're such a doll. Hope to see you in there.
Yep. See ya in there.
Psh. Line cutters, am I right?
Oh, uh, yeah. Totally.
Now, which historic doll should we look at first?
Ah, here's a good one! This is Jezebel Jenkins!
She was a general in the Great War.
Ugh! Being stuck in this exhibit
is my Great War. Aah!
Oh, no, you don't!
Fine. If I can't escape physically,
I'll just retreat into my imagination. Hmm...
- [rock music playing] - Space motorcycle!
Knock it off! What'd I tell ya
about usin' your imagination?
Oh, look, Cricket! Over there
- are the pre-colonial dolls! - [grunting]
Those girls were pioneers.
Heh. No one can box in ol' Cricket Green.
Huh?
Oh, cheese curds.
Help! Help! Dad!
And with a couple of modifications,
this house'll soon be up to code.
- Wow! Very nice. - Unbelievable.
- [classical music] - [Nancy] Phew!
I'm glad we finally got a table.
Might be all the way in the back,
but I'm sure we'll still have a great time.
Besides, being right by the kitchen
means we'll get our food fas--
--ter.
Oh, yes, Mama.
We're gonna have such a great time.
Lots of fun things... to do here...
- [laughing] - He's so funny! [laughs]
Maybe it's time we bust out
those homemade Tilly muffins you brought!
(as Saxon) "Muffins? I'll take a baker's dozen!"
Let's dig in!
I wonder if those kids would want a muffin.
Well, why don't you go ask?
Oh, no. I-- I wouldn't want to bother them.
Til, I don't think anyone's ever been bothered by muffins.
Well, if you insist...
And I was like, "Yeah, duh!"
- [both laughing] - [Tilly laughing loudly]
Oh, it's you again! Hi!
I was wonderin' if any of you
would like to try one of my homemade muffins.
I'm probably allergic or something.
Yeah. Allergic to garbage! Hey-o!
[both laughing]
- I'd love one. - [both gasp]
- Oh, me, too! - Yeah, I'd love some garbage!
Uh... by all means.
You'll have to excuse my friends. These are great!
Well, thank you. I made 'em for Saxon's birthday!
(as Saxon) "Don't ask me what age I'm turnin',
'cause I ain't tellin'!"
- [chuckles] - [both laugh performatively]
I like you. You're fun.
Would you and Saxon like to sit
with me and my besties forev-sies?
[gasps] We'd love to!
Just let me head over and grab my mama so we can all--
[Cantaloupe] Oh, um, actually...
I was kind of hoping it could just be us kids.
Oh. Uh. Yeah. That should be fine.
[whistling] There you are, Tilly.
Some crumpets fell off the waiter's tray!
Another perk of being kitchen-adjacent, am I right?
Oh, Mama. Those fancy kids
want me and Saxon to sit with them!
That's wonderful, kiddo!
Want us to take these floor crumpets to go, then?
Well, the thing is, Cantaloupe said
that it's a kids-only type of party,
and you know Saxon really wants to go, so...
Oh. Well. If Saxon wants to go...
No problem.
Thanks, Mama! Gotta keep the birthday boy happy!
Come on, Saxon! You're about to soar
up the doll society ladder!
Have fun! [sighs]
[chomps, grunts]
Look, Mama! That old lady
likes talking to her dollies, too!
She was the rootinest, tootinest sheriff
west of the Mississippi!
All right, come on, sweetie.
You know, Cricket, sometimes it's hard for me
to tell ya how I feel, but... I love ya--
Oh, are ya kiddin' me?!
Nobody makes a fool outta Alice Green!
Aah! [grunts] Ohh, this ain't good.
[grunting] Oh, pickle sticks, I'm stuck!
Where is that little menace?
Gramma! Gramma, help me!
Ooh! Hehe, this is just perfect.
Gee, Cricket, would you look at that?
That doll up there looks exactly like you!
- Ah, come on! - Well, hello there, dearie.
Say, would you like to take home a new doll?
[breathy grunting]
Ohh, no.
All right, Saxon, we have arrived.
Oh, hi, Tilly. Welcome back. Please, have a seat.
Great! Um, I'll have to find a chair to pull up.
You don't need to do that.
Oh, Willow, you and your doll are excused now.
- Wh-What?! - Wait, what, now?
I said Willow's leaving, so you can have her seat.
I'm sure there's room for everyone.
If I let everyone sit with us, then it wouldn't be special.
Willow, you're OK with this, right?
Oh. Y-Yeah, sure. [grunts]
Heh. Have fun, Tilly.
OK... Well... Thanks for havin' me!
[breathy panting]
Eh... Ehh...
Gramma, this is drool and unusual punishment!
Wordplay won't save ya now, boy!
Do ya give up?
Yes, I'm sorry!
Old dolls are cool or whatever!
- Good enough. - [yelps]
Once again, Alice Green comes out on top.
Uhh... Listen, kid, the joke's over.
- Now, git! - [screeches]
[both scream]
Ahh, all done. Ha-ha, ain't she a beaut?
Complete with electric, workin' appliances,
- and indoor plumbin'! - [flushes]
I-- I don't understand.
You only used one piece of wood.
Heh. How 'bout that.
My whole life is a lie!
- [screaming] - How do ya turn this thing off?!
- [Bill] Hey, family! - [coos]
What's goin' on?
[breathy babbling]
Dollhouse made her stop screamin'!
Bill, give her that thing!
What? Give her this?
It's the house or your son.
You're hesitating!
Fine, you can take the dollhouse.
[happy babbling]
You know, maybe this is for the best.
That little girl can enjoy the dollhouse,
and maybe when she has kids of her own,
-she can pass it on down to-- -[wood breaking]
Uh, Dad?
[laughing]
Thanks again for havin' me at your table, Cantaloupe.
Just to had to make a little room.
Ashton, are you happy with the changes at the table?
Oh, yeah. Willow was the worst. [laughs nervously]
Seems like your friends kinda do
whatever you tell them to do.
Friends? Ashton is more of a lackey.
Watch this. Ashton,
I've decided Tilly's muffins aren't so great anymore.
- Blech! - But what?
You see, Tilly. The people who sit at this table
are like my dolls. They say what I want them to say,
do what I want them to do.
And now, you've joined my collection!
That's crazy! I'm not just gonna do whatever you say!
Oh, Tilly, you already have.
You ditched your own mother to sit with me.
-No, no, I-- -Here's what you're gonna do.
Throw out that disgusting sack
and get a proper Lil' Lady doll.
You're-- You're a bad person! I can't believe
I actually thought sittin' at your table was cool!
(as Saxon) "Here's how we feel about your fancy table! Splash!"
[gasps] Genevieve!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna head back
to hang out with the coolest kid I know - my mama!
Cantaloupe?
- [Cantaloupe] Oh, Tilly? - Huh? Aah!
- [all gasp] - And that is how I feel about you.
[giggles] Oof!
- Wha--? - [guitar sting]
Nobody messes with my little lady.
- [screams] - Dang, that kid has anger issues.
Oh! [growls]
- [grunting] - [all shouting]
- [gasps] - Tilly, you're OK!
Only physically.
Mama, I'm sorry I abandoned you.
Saxon wanted-- I really wanted to fit in with the fancy kids.
Aw, Til, it's OK. Seeing you stand up
to that lil' dweebus made me so dang proud of you!
- I love you, sug! - I love you, too, Mama.
Now, come on. Let's show these Lil' Ladies
how the Green girls have a food fight.
With ya till the end, Mama!
[all screaming]
This place has gone nuts!
We're gonna have to move on without Nancy and Tilly.
Every man for him-- Oh, hey, girls! How'd it go?
Had some tea, started a food fight.
Pretty quality mother/daughter time.
Saxon says it was the best birthday he coulda asked for.
Tilly! Wait! Uh, Juniper Bunderstitch wanted to say something.
(as Juniper) "I think the way you stood up
to Cantaloupe back there was really cool.
Do you think you'd want to have tea together sometime?"
(as Saxon) "Of course! At our table,
everyone is welcome!"
What a weird place!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters ♪
♪ In seven and ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪