1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:04,586 [Cricket] So, grass, you dare to stand in my way? 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:06,626 [fighting grunts] 3 00:00:06,627 --> 00:00:08,916 Ha ha! Success! I rule. 4 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:10,416 Aah! Street goblin! 5 00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:12,416 Oh, wait, it's just an ugly dog. 6 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:13,666 [coughs] 7 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:14,836 Where'd you come from, buddy? 8 00:00:14,837 --> 00:00:15,966 [whimpers] 9 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,206 Aw, you must be lost. 10 00:00:17,207 --> 00:00:18,916 You don't live too far from here. 11 00:00:18,917 --> 00:00:20,966 Better get ya home before Tilly tries to keep ya. 12 00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:23,626 [Tilly] Oh, I sense an unfamiliar canine energy! 13 00:00:23,627 --> 00:00:24,797 Come on, hurry! Let's go! 14 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,006 Hello! Hello, hello, hello! 15 00:00:28,007 --> 00:00:29,756 Hello? Oh, my gosh! 16 00:00:29,757 --> 00:00:31,126 You found my dog! 17 00:00:31,127 --> 00:00:32,836 Sorry his face is all messed up, 18 00:00:32,837 --> 00:00:33,797 but he was already like that when I got him, 19 00:00:33,798 --> 00:00:35,376 I swear. 20 00:00:35,377 --> 00:00:36,916 Oh, he's supposed to be like this. 21 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:38,466 [coughs] 22 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:41,506 Since my lost dog posters promised a reward... 23 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:43,206 - A reward? - Here ya go. 24 00:00:43,207 --> 00:00:45,506 One hundred dollars, as promised. 25 00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:47,876 [stammering] 26 00:00:47,877 --> 00:00:49,966 - Thanks! Bye! - [stammers] 27 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,626 I didn't even know money could go that high! 28 00:00:52,627 --> 00:00:56,626 Cricket Green has a hundred dollars! 29 00:00:56,627 --> 00:00:58,836 ♪ I got a hundred dollars! ♪ 30 00:00:58,837 --> 00:01:00,966 ♪ Look at all my money! ♪ 31 00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:04,966 ♪ Who's that guy on the bill? Nobody knows ♪ 32 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:06,006 Get down from there! 33 00:01:06,007 --> 00:01:07,166 Sorry. 34 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:10,416 ♪ I got a hundred dollars! ♪ 35 00:01:10,417 --> 00:01:11,876 Psst! Hey, moneybags! 36 00:01:11,877 --> 00:01:13,466 - Over here. - Huh? 37 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,666 Be careful waving your money around like that. 38 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,836 You might attract some shady characters. 39 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:21,876 Hey, thanks, mister! Name's Cricket Green, what's yours? 40 00:01:21,877 --> 00:01:24,666 It's, uh... It's, uh... I'm John. 41 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,466 - Yeah, yeah, that's a name. - Yes, it is! 42 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,416 You know what's better than a hundred dollars? 43 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:30,756 Two hundred dollars. 44 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,086 Wow, that is better! 45 00:01:32,087 --> 00:01:33,546 Gosh, now this one hundred dollar bill 46 00:01:33,547 --> 00:01:35,006 just looks like junk. 47 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,836 Listen, you give me your hundred dollars, 48 00:01:37,837 --> 00:01:40,126 I give you a product to sell. 49 00:01:40,127 --> 00:01:43,506 - Product to sell? - Sell some product, double your money. 50 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:45,546 Hmm... "Skull Slimmers." 51 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:46,876 All right, let's see here... 52 00:01:46,877 --> 00:01:48,706 [grunts] OK... 53 00:01:48,707 --> 00:01:49,707 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 54 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,296 Oh, it hurts! 55 00:01:51,297 --> 00:01:52,546 That's how you know it's workin'! 56 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,966 OK. [grunts] 57 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:55,796 Do you really think I can sell these? 58 00:01:55,797 --> 00:01:57,966 Listen, most people aren't as, uh, ya know, 59 00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:59,586 street smart as you and me. 60 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,836 They're easy marks. 61 00:02:00,837 --> 00:02:02,466 Just tell 'em whatever they wanna hear 62 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:05,546 and these will practically sell themselves. 63 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:07,966 I don't know... Isn't that kinda like lying? 64 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:09,836 Nah, that's just how business works. 65 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:11,376 So, what do ya say? 66 00:02:11,377 --> 00:02:13,966 Double my money, huh? 67 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,206 - This picture's broken! - It's a puzzle, Gramma. 68 00:02:17,207 --> 00:02:20,586 So now I'm supposed to do the picture-maker's job for him? 69 00:02:20,587 --> 00:02:22,296 [Cricket] Attention, family! 70 00:02:22,297 --> 00:02:25,966 Get on my good side now, because I'm about to be rich! 71 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:28,756 I present to you... Skull Slimmers! 72 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,416 These babies are gonna revolutionize heads! 73 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:32,876 Just, uh, put it on your head 74 00:02:32,877 --> 00:02:34,836 and, uh, twist the spinny thingy. 75 00:02:34,837 --> 00:02:36,626 Like this? 76 00:02:36,627 --> 00:02:38,006 This product is subpar. 77 00:02:38,007 --> 00:02:39,836 Subpar or not, 78 00:02:39,837 --> 00:02:42,166 I'm gonna sell 'em for a big fat profit! 79 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:44,376 Seems a bit dishonest. 80 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:46,836 Tilly, you just don't understand how business works. 81 00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:48,166 And you think you do? 82 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:51,046 Wake up, boy, ya been flimflammed! 83 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,966 - What's that now? - Bamboozled! 84 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,046 Hoodwinked! Scammed. 85 00:02:55,047 --> 00:02:56,666 How dare you! 86 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:57,836 I'm Cricket Green! 87 00:02:57,837 --> 00:03:00,706 I'm no patsy, I'm a pats-er! 88 00:03:00,707 --> 00:03:02,916 I'ma sell so many of these Skull Slimmers, 89 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:05,046 I-I'll be able to buy a new Gramma! 90 00:03:05,047 --> 00:03:06,796 Yeah! And a new sister! 91 00:03:06,797 --> 00:03:10,376 And they'll appreciate my genius! 92 00:03:10,377 --> 00:03:12,506 I always wanted a sister. 93 00:03:12,507 --> 00:03:14,046 [Cricket] Citizens of Big City! 94 00:03:14,047 --> 00:03:16,006 Are you tired of hats that don't fit? 95 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:18,586 Are you dissatisfied with the diameter of your dome? 96 00:03:18,587 --> 00:03:20,296 Tiny heads are the hot new trend! 97 00:03:20,297 --> 00:03:21,506 Don't be the last kid on the block 98 00:03:21,507 --> 00:03:22,966 with a big ol' noggin! 99 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,416 Benny, I'm looking in your direction! 100 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:25,916 People are counting on you 101 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:27,796 to get their skulls ready for bikini season! 102 00:03:27,797 --> 00:03:29,506 So... what do ya say? 103 00:03:29,507 --> 00:03:31,666 Uh, no thanks. This is junk. 104 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:35,666 I don't appreciate you preying on my perceived insecurities. 105 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,706 There's no shortcuts to a slim head! 106 00:03:37,707 --> 00:03:39,876 Only diet and exercise! 107 00:03:39,877 --> 00:03:41,706 Aw, come on! 108 00:03:41,707 --> 00:03:43,586 [Cricket] Ugh, I don't get it! 109 00:03:43,587 --> 00:03:45,466 Why won't people buy this garbage? 110 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:47,506 John made it sound so simple... 111 00:03:47,507 --> 00:03:48,836 Just tell 'em what they wanna hear 112 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:52,206 and they'll practically sell themselves. 113 00:03:52,207 --> 00:03:54,466 Wait! Is that what I wanted to hear? 114 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,296 Am I the easy mark? 115 00:03:56,297 --> 00:03:57,966 Aw, Gramma was right! 116 00:03:57,967 --> 00:04:00,416 A hundred smackeroos right down the drain! 117 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:03,756 Sorry, Katelynn, I can't afford to go to the concert with you guys. 118 00:04:03,757 --> 00:04:05,626 Have fun without me. [sighs] 119 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:07,506 Money problems are the worst. 120 00:04:07,507 --> 00:04:09,506 Tell me about it! I just poured a bunch of money 121 00:04:09,507 --> 00:04:10,876 into these Skull Slimmers. 122 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:13,086 The guy said they'd sell themselves! 123 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,166 Sell... themselves? 124 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,666 That's what the guy said. 125 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:17,916 He told me I'd double my money. 126 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:19,466 Whoa! Wait! 127 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,506 - Can I get in on this? - Uh, what now? 128 00:04:21,507 --> 00:04:24,336 If I double my money I can go to that concert with my friends! 129 00:04:24,337 --> 00:04:27,006 Wait, you want to buy my Skull Slimmers? 130 00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:29,206 Yeah! How much for the whole box? 131 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:31,876 [clears throat] Well, since we're such good pals, 132 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:34,086 I'd be willin' to let them go for... 133 00:04:34,087 --> 00:04:35,706 two hundred dollars? 134 00:04:35,707 --> 00:04:36,836 Sold! 135 00:04:36,837 --> 00:04:38,666 You really think I can double my money? 136 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,966 I did. 137 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:44,916 This puzzle's impossible! What's it even supposed to be? 138 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,706 It's a picture called "Starless Night." 139 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:49,086 Why would you pick that? 140 00:04:49,087 --> 00:04:50,876 Oh, family! 141 00:04:50,877 --> 00:04:53,296 Guess who's not a sucker after all? 142 00:04:53,297 --> 00:04:54,966 I sold the whole lot! 143 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:57,126 Kiss my filthy bare feet! Owie! 144 00:04:57,127 --> 00:04:59,966 Who on earth is dumb enough to buy that junk? 145 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,836 Why, if you must know, our dear friend Gloria 146 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:04,796 saw the true value of Skull Slimmers. 147 00:05:04,797 --> 00:05:06,546 You scammed Gloria? 148 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,256 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 149 00:05:08,257 --> 00:05:11,376 I simply offered her the same business opportunity 150 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:12,966 I enjoyed. 151 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:14,836 - Scam! - It's not a scam! 152 00:05:14,837 --> 00:05:18,416 Gloria just has to find someone dumber than her to buy them! 153 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:20,336 But then what about that person? 154 00:05:20,337 --> 00:05:22,546 [grunting] We don't even know them. 155 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:24,756 Well, be forewarned, Cricket. 156 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:28,876 The deceitful lifestyle is a dark and endless void. 157 00:05:28,877 --> 00:05:30,376 Much like this puzzle! 158 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:32,546 Which we will now have to start over because of you. 159 00:05:32,547 --> 00:05:35,166 Gah! At least let me do the edge pieces. 160 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:36,336 There are none! 161 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,756 Like outer space, this puzzle 162 00:05:37,757 --> 00:05:39,796 is amorphous and without borders. 163 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,466 [sputters] Gah! 164 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,466 Listen, aren't you interested in 165 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:44,796 a thinner, lighter skull? 166 00:05:44,797 --> 00:05:46,836 I just wanted a refill! 167 00:05:46,837 --> 00:05:49,756 No, wait! A think skull is a healthy skull! 168 00:05:49,757 --> 00:05:51,756 Hey, Gloria! How's the sales going? 169 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:53,206 Cricket Green! 170 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:55,876 What pack of lies did you sell me? 171 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:59,256 That's a heck of a way to say good morning to your li'l business buddy. 172 00:05:59,257 --> 00:06:00,966 Nobody wants these stupid things. 173 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:02,966 You totally conned me! 174 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:04,756 Con is such a strong word. 175 00:06:04,757 --> 00:06:06,876 I never said people didn't want any... 176 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:09,086 and you didn't ask if people did. 177 00:06:09,087 --> 00:06:13,166 So in a way, didn't we con each other? 178 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:15,506 - [screaming] - [grunts] 179 00:06:15,507 --> 00:06:17,376 Gloria, please, let's just talk this out! 180 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,796 [screaming] 181 00:06:18,797 --> 00:06:20,206 Aah! Stay back, Gloria! 182 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:21,506 You know, if you put this kind of energy 183 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,706 into your sales pitch... 184 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:23,836 - [grunts] - [screams] 185 00:06:23,837 --> 00:06:24,916 [grunts] Aah! 186 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,666 Come here, Cricket! 187 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:27,836 [screams] 188 00:06:27,837 --> 00:06:30,046 Oh, man, Gloria's finally lost it! 189 00:06:30,047 --> 00:06:31,047 [grunts] 190 00:06:31,048 --> 00:06:32,666 Ahh, home free. 191 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,796 - [grunts] - Somebody save me! 192 00:06:34,797 --> 00:06:35,836 - [grunting] - [screaming] 193 00:06:35,837 --> 00:06:37,166 Huh? 194 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,546 Cricket Green, you come back here! 195 00:06:39,547 --> 00:06:41,296 He probably deserves it. 196 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:43,546 Gloria, no, please! I'm your friend! 197 00:06:43,547 --> 00:06:46,876 Enough! Cricket, just give me my money back and this all stops. 198 00:06:46,877 --> 00:06:48,796 I spent it already! Gah! 199 00:06:48,797 --> 00:06:50,126 What? 200 00:06:50,127 --> 00:06:51,916 I may, or may not, have decided 201 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:54,297 to spend the money you gave me on this. 202 00:06:56,047 --> 00:06:59,796 You spent all of my money on a wedding cake? 203 00:06:59,797 --> 00:07:01,876 It's just the biggest cake I could buy. 204 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:03,966 I don't care if it's for a wedding. 205 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:06,626 Then what are those? 206 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,836 Well, excuse me if I wanted to feel special on my big day. 207 00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:09,757 [grunts] 208 00:07:09,758 --> 00:07:11,706 Cricket, that two hundred dollars 209 00:07:11,707 --> 00:07:13,916 was from my rent fund. 210 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:17,706 If I don't make my money back, I won't be able to pay my rent! 211 00:07:17,707 --> 00:07:20,376 Oh. Gee, I-I didn't know that. 212 00:07:20,377 --> 00:07:21,876 Cake? 213 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:23,296 Ha. 214 00:07:23,297 --> 00:07:25,167 [sighs] 215 00:07:26,757 --> 00:07:28,416 I'm really sorry, Gloria. 216 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,586 I was just so desperate not to look like a fool 217 00:07:30,587 --> 00:07:32,006 when I got flimflammed 218 00:07:32,007 --> 00:07:34,836 that I ended up passin' my burden on to you. 219 00:07:34,837 --> 00:07:38,966 Yeah, well, scamming someone else isn't the best way to get out of a scam, dummy. 220 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:40,706 [gasps] Or is it? 221 00:07:40,707 --> 00:07:42,796 I think I know a way to get your money back. 222 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,506 But we'll need some help. 223 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:47,836 Ahh. Really brightens up the office. 224 00:07:47,837 --> 00:07:49,086 - [Gloria] Hey! - [gasps] 225 00:07:49,087 --> 00:07:51,166 Would you happen to be John? 226 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,586 Might bees, might beesn't. 227 00:07:53,587 --> 00:07:57,546 I'm Gloria Hightower, executive VP of acquisitions for ThingieCorp Incorporated. 228 00:07:57,547 --> 00:07:59,966 Heard you're the man to see about Skull Slimmers. 229 00:07:59,967 --> 00:08:02,256 Well, you're in luck. I got tons of 'em! 230 00:08:02,257 --> 00:08:05,206 Hmm... No, this isn't the model I'm looking for. 231 00:08:05,207 --> 00:08:07,466 - The model? What do you mean? - Haven't you heard? 232 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:08,966 There's a new version of the Skull Slimmer 233 00:08:08,967 --> 00:08:10,296 that makes you super smart. 234 00:08:10,297 --> 00:08:11,756 If you had the new model, 235 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:13,666 I would have paid handsomely for them. 236 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,086 Someone's selling Skull Slimmers that make you smarter? 237 00:08:16,087 --> 00:08:20,546 Boy, I sure was a real dumb-dumb before I bought my Skull Slimmer Plus! 238 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:23,126 I purchased mine with every dollar I had! 239 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,466 Ho! 240 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:25,626 Hey, kids, where'd you get those? 241 00:08:25,627 --> 00:08:26,836 Why, from a young chap 242 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:29,046 down the alley on Grantham Avenue. 243 00:08:29,047 --> 00:08:30,706 He bought it! 244 00:08:30,707 --> 00:08:32,796 Yes, well, your acting has really improved. 245 00:08:32,797 --> 00:08:35,126 Ooh. Huh? It's that kid. 246 00:08:35,127 --> 00:08:39,836 Yes, young man. Here is my life savings for the Skull Slimmer. 247 00:08:39,837 --> 00:08:41,166 [whispers] You owe me. 248 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:42,876 Kid, I gotta hand it to ya. 249 00:08:42,877 --> 00:08:44,466 You were able to turn that junk I sold ya 250 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:46,006 into somethin' people actually want. 251 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:48,296 But now I'm gonna need those Skull Slimmers back 252 00:08:48,297 --> 00:08:49,506 with whatever mods you made to them. 253 00:08:49,507 --> 00:08:51,006 Here's your hundred bucks back. 254 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:54,916 Sorry, John. The price has gone up. [slurps] 255 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,546 Fine. Two hundred bucks. 256 00:08:56,547 --> 00:08:58,836 Eh, nah. [slurps] 257 00:08:58,837 --> 00:09:01,756 Let me save us both some time. What do ya say? 258 00:09:01,757 --> 00:09:04,256 That's a lot of money. 259 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:07,126 - So we got a deal? - Absolutely. 260 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:09,506 Fantastic. Oops. 261 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,296 Whoopsie-daisy. 262 00:09:12,297 --> 00:09:14,006 - Here ya go. - Thank you, sir. 263 00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:15,966 Pleasure doin' business with ya! 264 00:09:15,967 --> 00:09:17,796 What the...? Hey! 265 00:09:17,797 --> 00:09:19,916 This is just a bunch of napkins! 266 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:23,006 - Pete never pays full price! - I thought your name was John! 267 00:09:23,007 --> 00:09:26,206 Yeah, that's what I meant. John never pays full price! 268 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:28,086 - [laughs, gasps] - Stop right there! 269 00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:31,006 Agent William Walker, Fraudulent Business Division. 270 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:34,206 -[gasps] -Just as I suspected. Skull Slimmers. 271 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:38,416 Somebody's been selling these all over town under false claims that they'll make you smarter. 272 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:40,876 He sold these to me! I'm the victim here! 273 00:09:40,877 --> 00:09:44,836 - That true? - Gee, I'm just a kid, holdin' a bag of napkins. 274 00:09:44,837 --> 00:09:48,256 Nothin' illegal about holdin' a bag of napkins, right, Officer? 275 00:09:48,257 --> 00:09:50,506 Checks out. Hope you like jail! 276 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:53,586 Wait, wait, wait! If I get away, it's all yours. 277 00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:56,416 In all my years on the job, I've never taken a bribe! 278 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:58,506 Always wanted to see what it's like. 279 00:09:58,507 --> 00:10:00,256 Go on, get outta here. 280 00:10:00,257 --> 00:10:01,836 You'll never see me again! 281 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:04,376 Nice work, "Agent Walker." 282 00:10:04,377 --> 00:10:07,506 Finally, theater classes pay off! 283 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:10,546 Yeah! We flim-flammed the flim-flam man! 284 00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:12,876 - Here. This is for you. - What? 285 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:15,586 But, Cricket, don't you want your share? 286 00:10:15,587 --> 00:10:17,916 Nah, I feel bad for scamming ya, Gloria. 287 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:21,626 I even feel kinda bad for scamming John. Or Pete? 288 00:10:21,627 --> 00:10:24,086 - Yeah, don't. - You're right. I don't. 289 00:10:24,087 --> 00:10:28,336 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go to a concert and pay my rent. Whoa! 290 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,167 Uh, do you guys have any more of those Skull Slimmers? 291 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:35,086 ♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪ 292 00:10:35,087 --> 00:10:38,916 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies ♪ 293 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,706 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 294 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,506 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 295 00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:47,296 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 296 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:48,836 ♪ Bit by a frog ♪ 297 00:10:48,837 --> 00:10:50,126 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 298 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,916 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 299 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,966 ♪ I got splinters in seven and ten ♪ 300 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,547 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪♪