♪♪
[theme song plays]
♪ One, two One, two, three ♪
[vocalizing]
[chicken clucks]
All right, family... who's ready for Farm-Con?
Huh?
Me. Tilly's ready.
Eh, not really my scene.
But the booths here give out free stuff
and Mama needs some new pens.
Oh, all right, just make sure
you don't miss my big speech!
Did I mention I'm a VIP speaker today?
Yeah, that's how we got these passes to Farm-Con!
On a precious, beautiful Saturday
that I'll never get back!
This speech will be great exposure
for Green Family Farms, Papa!
If only Good Ol' Joe could see me now.
Eh, Dad, you can't just make up people.
No, he's real!
Back in the country,
Good 'Ol Joe was my best friend
and we used to come to Farm-Con together every year!
He sounds like a delight. What ever happened to him?
Well, we sorta lost touch when we moved to Big City.
Shame, sure was fun comin' here with a friend.
[sighs]
[gasps] Is that what I think it is?
It is! Dirt!
I gotta get a whiff of that!
Cricket, did you see how sad Papa was?
What do ya mean? That's how he always looks.
He misses havin' a friend!
OK, and what are we supposed to do about it?
Maybe we should help Papa find a new friend.
Unless of course, you have somethin' better to do...
Son, ya gotta come smell this dirt!
Nope! All right, friend for dad, friend for dad...
Mm, that guy.
[sighs]
Hmm... What about the handsome fellow next to him?
[Cricket] Tilly, he's not real.
What about the person inside?
Oh, never mind.
It'd be great if Papa could be friends
with someone he already knows.
- [old lady] Oh! My tomatoes! - Hmm... Oof!
[CHIP] Oh, hey, let me help you with that.
Oh, thank you, sonny. My, your teeth are so shiny.
Thanks!
Chip Whistler! He's perfect!
What?! Did you have a big bowl of Forgetti-O's this morning?
Chip has been our enemy since we moved here!
That's not true! Chip's changed, remember?
He broke our roof, then he fixed our roof,
then we sang a song...
It was good. Good 'n fun.
Well, this whole thing beats smellin' dirt.
So if you think it's a good idea,
then let's make Dad and Chip friends!
[humming]
All right, there's Papa... and there's Chip.
So how do we arrange a meeting without them knowing?
Leave it to Crickey.
[chuckles] Oh...
- Nice and easy... - [screams]
Are you really Old McDonald from the song?
E, I, E, I, O.
I could cry.
- [screams] - [groans]
[groans] What the...?!
- Chip? - Bill Green?
Well, I'm not entirely sure what just happened,
but it's nice to bump into you! How ya been?
I think my spine mighta just shattered...
[chuckles] but otherwise I'm great!
Gonna do a speech about farmin' in the city today!
I will check it out!
You know, farmer outreach is part of the new gig.
Oh, right! You're the new CEO of Wholesome Foods! Congrats!
Aw, shucks, couldn't have done it without you, Bill!
- Hey, Papa! - Hey.
Just checkin' in. How're things?
Great! And look who I ran into!
Hey, I have a crazy idea.
Maybe you two should hang out at the Con today!
- Sounds like a good time! - Really?
I'd love to get the Bill Green experience!
Well, alrighty then! Let's do it!
[giggles excitedly]
Heh heh, which one of you suckers
is givin' out free stuff?
Bingo bango.
'Scuse me, pardon me.
Hey! You can't do that!
Didn't you see the sign?
"Please take one." I don't mind if I do!
Aw...
Attention, farmers!
I'm Gwendolyn Zapp and I've got a question for ya!
Are you tired of your big, bulky hay baler?
Well, get rid of it!
And replace it with the all new Mecha-Baler!
[dings]
Now who wants some hay?
Ooh, me! I do, I do!
Ooh! [groans]
- Oh! - Is he OK?
Pshhh. Big Tech. Too flashy, if you ask me.
I mean, where's the heart?
I couldn't agree more.
Did you know they wanna replace grocery stores with drones
that deliver your food right to your door?
But picking out produce is a sacred experience!
That's what I'm sayin'!
I like the way you think, Bill Green.
You're not that bad yourself. In fact, you're good!
[gasps] Good. Good Ol' Chip!
Come on, let's see what's next!
[both giggle excitedly]
[both laugh]
[both] Cheese!
Ah! Huh?
Eh?
[gasps]
[thuds]
[camera shutter clicking]
- Bleeh! - Ooh!
[both chuckle]
Wow... a horse that can talk, but chooses not to.
I gotta go water the fields, if you know what I'm sayin'. Be right back!
Oh. OK! That's my friend.
Chip and Pop are gettin' along swell!
- You done good. - Thanks, Cricket!
I kinda got a seventh sense for friendship.
- Wait, seven? - [Chip] Ugh, finally!
Thought I'd never get rid of that chump.
All right, I need you to cancel all my plans
for the remainder of the day.
But what about the farmer meet and greet?
If you don't go, those farmers will be
neither met nor gret!
Forget those losers!
A wonderful opportunity has presented itself.
I'm gonna sabotage Bill Green's big speech!
Here's the plan... [whispering]
Sweet potatoes, Chip is evil!
We gotta go tell Dad!
What? No, wait!
- Cricket, stop! - Gah!
We can't just tell Papa. It'd break his heart!
I don't care about his heart, Tilly,
I'm tryin' to save his feelings!
[chuckles] Is that so?
Seems like you overheard my brilliant plan.
Too bad you won't be here to see it happen.
Close your eyes, Cricket. Big sister's gonna make a mess.
- [knuckles crack] - OK.
[roars]
- [groans] - [groans] Tilly messed up.
[laughs] Good luck getting back in without these!
Ah, man, I love being mean to kids.
[grunting]
Oh, no! Papa's doomed!
Ooh! Bottle openers, the crown jewel of all swag!
[laughing]
Hey! Stop! I know you, you're the swag stealer!
- What? - Yeah! You're stealing all our free stuff!
You can't steal what's already free!
Sure, it's not illegal, but it's very rude!
Well, in my defense...
- Yoink! [laughing] - Hey! Get back here!
Ugh! Come on, let's get her!
[all clamoring]
- Big crowd, huh? - Chip! You made it!
So, are you ready to rock that speech?
I think so, but I am a little nervous...
Let me hit you with a "Chip Tip."
Never give a speech on an empty stomach.
That's why I made you
this saltine and peanut butter sandwich!
Uh, I don't know...
Wouldn't that dry my mouth out?
Come on. You can trust Good Ol' Chip.
Huh. You're right! Thanks, Chip!
- Bottoms up! Ahh... - [Chip snickers]
- [grunts] - [thuds]
[sighs] Still won't budge.
And without our badges,
we can't get in through the front.
Chip's gonna ruin Papa's speech,
and it's all my fault!
I just wanted Papa to make a new friend.
But I made everything worse.
It's true. Dad has no friends.
But he's got us! Family!
And we'll always be there for him,
even after Chip ruins his reputation later today.
You, me, and even Gramma will be there to cheer him up.
- [Gramma grunting] - Weird, I can almost hear her now...
Cricket, look!
[grunts] Rats!
I'm gonna have to find another exit.
- Hey, Gramma. - Can you let us into the building?
Eh, why not? I can't get my swag out this way anyway.
[all grunting]
[Tilly] Looks like Papa's speech hasn't started yet.
We gotta get down there!
Well, I destroyed the ladder, so good luck with that.
- Why?! - I had to lose some heat, OK?
Well, how are we gonna get down now?
I don't know, I could toss you down,
how's that sound?
No need! I've got an idea!
But we're gonna need some swag.
-[chewing loudly[ -How's it taste there, buddy?
[muffled speech]
Uh, Mr. Green? You're on now.
[muffled speech]
Easy, buddy.
You know what? I just had a great idea!
What if I do your speech for ya?
[muffled speech]
Don't worry.
Good Ol' Chip has got ya covered.
[muffled speech]
[snickers]
What up, Farm-Con! My name is Bill Green!
Oh, no, Chip has assumed Papa's identity!
As the humble, urban farmer I am, I'd just like to say...
I'm the only good farmer in this city!
You're all dumb! Dumb, dumb, dummies!
[all gasp]
Oh, no! We gotta hurry!
I can't believe you made me choose
between my son and my swag.
[grunts] Come on, let's go!
That's fine,
let Gramma pick up your mess.
That's right, I said it.
Oh, and your veggies? Garbo!
[muffled speech]
Yeah! I love pesticide!
- [both scream] - Not the teeth! Not the teeth!
Good work, Cricket! Hold him down!
People of Farm-Con!
This man is not Bill Green!
- That is Bill Green! - [grunts]
[muffled speech]
Two Bill Greens?
Which one do I shoot?
Which one do I shoot?!
- Who's the real one? - He is.
[gasps]
[muffled speech]
That's my friend
and I'd know him anywhere.
Say "ahh," Papa.
Huh? [gurgling]
Thanks, sweetie. [blubbers]
Papa, I'm really sorry Chip didn't turn out to be a good friend.
Yeah, me too.
How are you so heavy?!
I'm dense!
Huh? Ugh.
Chip, I'm afraid after this,
we can't be friendly anymore.
[scoffs] Like I care.
Watch your back, Bill Green.
'Cause I'll get you all sooner or later.
When you least expect--
- [groans] - [grunts] Success!
Well, time to go to the pawn shop.
- [grunting] - [groans]
Huh? Ha!
My new titanium tooth is still perfectly intact!
Huh? [gasps]
Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
I'm not even gonna laugh. I have nightmares about that.
Everyone OK over here?
Joe! It's been so long!
Oh, it's great to see you again!
Likewise.
Listen, Bill,
I'm sorry we lost touch when you moved.
I planned on visitin' but I went out to tend the crops
and well, you know...
[chuckles] Boy, do I.
What do ya say we catch up over a nice glass of water?
My favorite beverage,
you remembered!
Good Ol' Joe.
Good Ol' Bill.
Good Ol' Joe.
Good Ol' Bill.
-Good Ol'-- -Dad! Speech!
Oh! Right! Wish me luck!
Well, we didn't find Papa a new friend.
But we did find him an old friend.
Yeah.
Wait, did we?
I'm countin' it.
[clears throat]
Hello, my name is Bill Green
and I'm here to talk about urban soil and crop rotation.
[all cheer]
I love Farm-Con!