[Cricket] Ugh, we're wasting a really nice day in here!
Why do we gotta get new tools anyway?
The ones we got at home are perfectly good.
Perfectly good? They're not even tools!
Our lawn mower is a goat.
- I think she's full. - [bleating, burping]
The Gramma Hammer does not work as intended.
[shouting]
And the scare-gnome actually works a little too well.
[tense music plays]
We need new tools so we can finish all our chores.
Man, I hate chores. I wish I could get rid of chores forever.
[woman] Do you want to get rid of chores forever?
- What was that? - Hi there, customer!
A hologram! I'll handle this!
It's just me, Gwendolyn Zapp,
announcing Big Tech's first foray into modern farming!
Stay back, Dad. She's invincible.
Oh, she's that wacky gizmo lady!
She tried to take my truck to Mars.
Let me introduce you to Big Tech's
newest creation... FRANK!
Farm Robot Assistant Networ-- k!
Ever since I got my FRANK, I haven't done diddly squat!
[Gwendolyn] Every FRANK robot features "Farmers True Grit" programming,
modeled from the DNA of actual human farmers.
- Wait, what? - Wow!
But enough from me! I'll let FRANK say hello!
- Morning, friend. - Dang!
If I had known robots could take our jobs, I would have been on board a long time ago.
Well, son, I'm just not sure we can afford a FRANK.
Did I mention we have a 30 day free trial?
How did she know what we were talking about?
My tech is definitely not
listening in on your conversations.
- Wink. Bye! - Did you hear that?
A 30-day free trial!
Oh, my... [screams] Dad, can we get one?!
Huh, it would allow everyone a little more free time.
I wouldn't know what to do with myself.
I know! It'd be great!
Well... why not?
Yes!
[laughing]
So how do we turn it on?
Probably by hitting this.
[whirring]
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Technology's amazing.
All right, FRANK, it's time to get to work.
♪ Dee da doo doo dee da doo Dee dee doo dah da ♪
[continues singing]
Success. Tasks complete.
Hm. I guess FRANK really is perfect.
Ha! Chores are done! Free time, here I come!
And I guess I'll go... hm.
I got a million ideas on how to spend my time today.
But first, leaf blower jetpack!
Starting countdown! Three, two, one...
- Hey, buddy! - Ah!
Leaf blower jetpack. Looks fun!
[chuckles]
What are you doing, Dad?
Well, FRANK's really been taking care of things.
And I usually spend all day working on the farm, so...
- So...? - So... got room for two in that thing?
- Uh, it's really meant for one person. - No problem!
I'll strap in and carry you!
Ah, this brings back some good memories.
I remember when you were a cute widdle baby, and I'd fly you around like this!
- Where did the time go? - You know what?
I bet Gramma could use some company! Let's go see Gramma!
[man on TV] Yeah, so we've got our nice little demon soldier here,
little harbinger of doom here.
And we're gonna use a little cadmium red
just give his face a little splash of gore here.
Yep, that is a happy bit of gore right there.
Ah, Alice, you earned this.
Hey, Gramma. Do you mind if Dad hung out here for a little bit?
He needs something to do.
- It's a free country. - Whoo-hoo! Okay, see ya later Dad!
- [laughs] Okay, see ya! - [man on TV] Now, let's get real loose
- with those brush strokes. - Wow. I had no idea you were a painter, Ma.
- Gee, my Ma, an "arteest." - Mm-hm.
I guess before I was so busy farming all day that I had no idea what you were up to.
Just relax, and feel your painting.
Yeah, well, I guess we all gotta find a way to pass our... time.
Bill, what are you doing?
Just trying to relax and feel the painting.
And I feel like this could use a little yellow sun.
Sweetie pie, while I appreciate your help,
maybe you should go see what Tilly's doing.
Before something happens to you.
[Tilly] More tea, Sir Saxon? [slurping noise]
[low voice] Do I taste Earl Grey?
[regular voice] Why, yes, it is quite sophisticated.
Hey, sweetie! Mind if your old man joins ya?
Of course not! Entre-vous, Papa!
Now with all this free time, your papa's gonna catch up on everybody's lives.
[muffled scream]
Oh, whoops!
Didn't see your cute little dolly there.
Miss Clementine!
Well, nothing we can't fix.
There ya go. Oh, whoops!
Let me just-- oh! Whoa! Geez! No! Okay!
- [stammering] My tea cups! - Whoops!
- Let me clean that up for you. - [farts]
- Sweetie, I am so sorry. - Tea party's over.
All right, here we go, leaf blower jet pack, no more distractions!
- Three, two, one, go! Ah! - Cricket!
- Oh, what now? - Papa doesn't know what to do with himself!
He's lost his sense of purpose!
All because you brought home that battery-powered demon!
Success. All leaves raked.
Farm is... spotless.
Oh, come on. Dad just doesn't know how to use his free time.
- Then you better teach him! - Okay, okay!
- I'll show him how it's done. - Thank you.
Yeesh. This was supposed to be a chore-free day.
I guess it's just you and me, Phoenix. Go on, girl, go get the ball.
- Here, I'll help you. - [dog whimpering]
- Ain't this fun, Phoenix? - Uh, Dad?
Hey! There you are son! Wanna hang?
Dad, you need to find something to do with your free time
that doesn't stop everyone else from living their lives.
-Well, son, I-- -[barking]
- Oops, sorry, Phoenix. - Case in point.
Tonight, I am gonna show you how to relax.
- Relax? - Yeah. Take a seat.
- Uh, okay. - No, no, not there!
This requires a special seat for maximum relaxation.
- Whoa! - Well?
-Hm, uh, Cricket this isn't-- -Uh, uh, uh!
- Just take a deep breath. - [inhales deeply]
Not that much! Just nice, slow breaths.
- [exhales] - Shoulders down, lean back.
Most importantly we need to get these dang work boots off.
Hey, this, uh... [laughs] feels pretty nice.
And here, take this. Relaxing ain't complete without a little TV.
- [music plays on TV] - Just remember, if you think about doing something, don't!
[announcer] Ten dogs, one dream home.
- Welcome to Terrier House. - Mmm...
[clears throat, crows]
FRANK-a-doodle-doo. FRANK-a-doodle-doo.
Go time. Yep! Finally.
Dad's outta my hair and the city is mine to soar through like a mighty child eagle!
Three, two, one, jetpack!
[screaming]
[moaning, grunting]
Ow! [grunts]
That was so much fun! Free time is the best!
There you are, Cricket! Whatever you did to Bill made things even worse!
What? What are you talking about?
[music plays on TV]
- [crunching] - [dogs growling on TV]
[announcer] You have been watching for 16 hours.
- Are you still alive? - Wha?! Yes, I'm still alive!
[grunting] Dang remote fell!
[blows chips] Bingo!
Glad to hear you're still breathing, and now back to your program.
- [dogs growling] - [sighs]
Wow, Dad got real relaxed.
I can't look at him like this!
I'm telling ya, Cricket, it's that Farmbot.
It stripped your dad of his purpose.
Relax, FRANK's fine. I'll get Dad up and at 'em.
[grunting, crunching]
Uh, hey, Dad. How's your relaxing going?
Just great, son. Oh, ooh! Look at that.
Skipper's gotten into the kibble. [laughs] What a silly boy!
[laughs] He sure is. Hey, with FRANK doing all the chores,
what do you say you and I go fishing?
Mm... I don't know. Things in the Terrier House are getting pretty good.
- [dog snorting] - [laughs] Classic Zippy.
Come on, Dad! You can watch this anytime!
- The bass are biting. - Eh... nah.
- Geez, what's wrong with Dad? - [mower whirring]
Operation Cut the Grass is going splendidly.
[sighs] I don't want to, but I gotta.
Shh... you sleep now, Pop.
Ole Crickey's gonna get you back to normal.
[dog barking on TV]
♪ Dee da doo doo, dee da do? ♪
Sorry, FRANK. We had fun while it lasted,
but I'd rather have my dad than free time.
-Does not compute. -Trust me, FRANK. This is for the best.
- Goodbye, free time. - [whirring]
-What the...? -Farmers have grit. Farmers don't quit.
Ooh, I knew I never should have trusted no metal man!
[screaming]
- Cease your struggle. - Never!
- [grunting] - Activating defensive measures.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ow, ow, ow!
Whoa! Whoa!
[grunting]
Remember the sun, Papa? You love the sun!
Hey, what show is this-- ahh! It's so bright!
Well, Bill's lost it. Sweetie, you're in charge of the farm now.
- [Cricket yelling] - [Gramma] Cricket!
- What are you doing? - Destroying FRANK!
It's the only way to get Dad back! Ah!
- Morning, friend. - [yelling]
- We gotta help Cricket. - [both] Yah!
Aw, come on, guys, no need to hurt FRANK.
Aren't you enjoying your free time?
But Papa, all this free time is destroying you! Ah!
We don't need this scrap heap! Ah!
Dad, if you don't get up and help, the robot's gonna take over the farm!
Whoa! [grunting]
-Cricket, I-- -[FRANK] Ha, ha, ha!
The human scum have been defeated.
Now this farm is FRANK Farm!
FRANK Farm! FRANK Farm!
Ma, Tilly, Cricket! Cricket was right.
My purpose in life is built around two things.
One... [grunts] working on my farm.
- [gasps] - [Bill] And two...
He's doing it.
...protecting my family!
Dad's back! You're in for it now, tin man!
Hey, robot! Get out of the Green Family Farm!
Just try and stop me, flesh being.
I think I... will!
Ha, ha! Missed me!
Ooh! Ow!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, yeah!
Hi, welcome to Overhauls. How can I help you?
We'd like to return this robot on account of it beat me up and tried to take over our farm.
And usurped my life's purpose.
[laughs] Yeah, that's been happening a lot.
So would you like a refund or store credit?
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters ♪
♪ In seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪