Well, family, I've been mulling
it over for 15 years now,
and I've decided today is the day,
the Greens are getting smartphones!
- Whoa-ho! - What?!
Does this mean we're rich?
We are rich in... love.
And also there's a sale.
That's right! Big Tech's new Fun Fons
are perfect for families.
These phones are practically indestructible!
Lookin' at you, kid.
- [thunk] - Ha!
Wowee! A phone for Tilly!
[female voice] Hello, Tyler. I am Agatha.
How are you doing today?
Well, I'm doing just fine.
But I'm more worried about you, Agatha.
How do you fit in such a tiny device?
[gasps] Your essence is imprisoned within this phone.
The temperature outside is 72 degrees.
Don't worry, Agatha.
I promise I will free you!
Now what can old Cricket get up to with this?
Ha ha! I know!
- [phone rings] - Hello?
Hello! My name is Bill Green,
uh... Burgshire! Heh heh, yeah.
And I would like to order 91 lattes
delivered to 123 Stinky Street.
Wait a minute, is this Cricket?
[Cricket] Okay, thank you, goodbye!
Ha ha! Got her good.
[Bill] Wow, look at all these li'l buttons.
- [ringing] - Ooh, my first phone call!
- [beep] - Hello?
[on speakerphone] Hey, Mr. Green?
This is Jerry down at the autobody.
Heh, speakerphone.
I'm just callin' to let you know your car's ready.
You know, the one your mom crashed?
What's this now?
Yeah, it's actually been ready for a while.
This is like the tenth time I've called you.
Okay, yes! Have a lovely day, bye!
Heh heh, spam calls, right?
Bill Green, how could you?!
I went to all that trouble to get my license back,
and now I find out you've been keeping my car from me?
It's just... I still don't know if I'm comfortable with you driving.
Fool's words! I'm an excellent driver!
Oh! Well, if that's true,
you should drive for Swyft!
- Swyft? Whazzat? - It's this!
Swyft is a smartphone app where you can make money
by driving folks around, and if you do well,
they'll leave you a five-star rating!
I will do exactly that!
Get ready to eat your words, Billy boy.
I'm off to prove that I am an excellent driver.
- Uh, wait, hey! - Jerry here!
Just letting you know you never actually hung up the phone.
'Kay, thank you, Jerry!
[engine starts]
Ahhh... good to have you back.
Now just gotta sign up for Swyft.
- Hey, look at that. - [chime]
Five stars, here I come.
Uh-huh, yeah. Okay, my ride just got here.
Yeah, be there soon.
Oh. Actually, my driver's this little old lady.
I'm gonna be late.
We'll see about that.
I, uh... Aaah!
Aah! Ohh! Aaah!
You need a mint or anything?
I got, uh, wintergreen or cinnamon.
- Aaaah! - What's wrong?
Did I miss a turn?
Yeah, these guys think they own the road.
- [whimpering] - So how long you been in Big City?
- [screaming] - Heh heh, yeah, I hear that.
- Aah! [panting] - Have a good day!
And don't forget to gimme five stars!
[chimes]
- [tires screech] - Waaah!
- Whoa ho ho ho! - [chimes]
- Wow. - [screaming]
Heh, all in a day's work.
[whistling] Hm?
[grunts]
Hey, Gloria, get any wacky orders today?
Oh, Cricket! Yeah, a Mr. Greenburgshire called
and asked for 91 piping hot lattes!
Can you believe it?
Wow, such a big order!
But I gotta go on my mandatory break now,
so you have to fill it.
Ha! What?! No, no, that's not what I--
They better be done when I come back!
91 lattes. Huh.
Not a bad first day.
Now let's see all those five-star ratings.
What?! One star?!
Was... Was Bill right?
Am I a bad driver?
Rats. Guess it's time to play by the rules.
- [alarm ringing] - [both laughing]
Coast is clear.
We can take off these disguises.
Nice crime back there, Bella.
The only thing I love more than crime is you.
And the only thing I love more than you, is us.
- [smooching] - [getaway driver] C'mon, guys!
I'm sick and tired of being your third wheel,
and literal wheels! I'm out!
Our getaway got away!
Don't worry, babe, I called a Swyft.
Ugh, I love your mind.
[Gramma] Pick up for Bella and Bash?
[Bash] Yeah-huh.
Don't worry, folks,
I'll getcha where ya need to go.
Nice and slow.
- [police sirens] - Listen, we don't care how you do it.
- Just get us outta here! - Drive, lady!
Wha-- Really? Now you're talkin'!
[Bella and Bash] Whoa!
- Aah! - Whoo hoo hoo!
- [Bella] This is fun! - [Bash] Yeah!
- [Bella] Whoo! - [horns honking]
Ha ha! Yeah!
- Oof! - Oof!
Huh, not bad, old lady.
You just earned yourself a five-star rating.
Wow! Thanks!
I knew I was a good driver!
You know, we actually have a few more errands to run
and plenty of stars to give.
More stars? Let's get started!
[Tilly] Still in there, Agatha?
[Agatha] I'm sorry, Tammy, I didn't get that.
Now, I don't know how your soul got trapped in this phone.
But I will break you out!
[inhales deeply]
Yaaaah!
Sorry, Tulip, I couldn't find anything for "Aaaaah."
Curse you, Big Tech!
Don't worry, Agatha. I am not giving up on you.
[giggling]
You're looking at a five-star driver, Billy boy!
Ma! Knock! I don't have my socks on!
I'm indecent!
How's it feel to be wrong, huh?
It's eating you up inside, isn't it?
I'm just surprised you found someone
who puts up with your crazy driving.
I'll have you know that my riders
don't just put up with my driving,
they love it.
- [phone chimes] - Hm?
Ah, there they are now.
Hey, you should tag along.
Then you can see for yourself
just how good a driver I am.
Fine, maybe I will!
Just let me put my socks on first.
I don't know how I'm gonna get you outta there, Agatha.
I've tried everything!
I found six results for trees in your area.
Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
[grunts]
Hey, uh, yeah, I'm tired of using this crane.
Too tired to even turn off the crane.
Don't touch the crane, 'kay?
Hm. That'll do.
[Cricket] Almost there. 91!
Finally... done.
Ahhh, what a good break. How's it going?
Oh, my gosh, you actually did it.
I mean, time to deliver them!
123 Stinky Street is 20 blocks away.
What? That's not true!
That's not even a real address!
Oh, it's not? But how would you know that?
Unless this order is some sort of prank.
123 Stinky Street, huh?
Great! See you when it's done!
O-kay.
[alarm ringing]
Got a little dirty, but we made out clean.
Clean or dirty, I love you either way.
- Oh, yeah? - You know I do.
- I know you love dirt. - I know you know I do.
[both] Ride's here!
All, right, Alice, let's... go.
Who is this?
Where are my manners? Bill, Bella, Bash.
Bella, Bash, Bill. Bash, Bill, Bella.
Ohp! Hey, just getting a news alert on my smartphone.
Not sure how to, uh... Oh, it's playing.
We're getting reports of two passionate criminals
robbing banks across Big City!
If you see this double trouble duo,
alert authorities immediately!
Sheesh. Better keep an eye out for-- [gasps]
Ma, all this time, you've been driving around criminals!
Is this true?
[grunts] Hey!
Thanks for the ride!
[grunt] I can't get the other one out!
We've got no time! Drive!
Hey! That's my car! And my son!
Ahhh, what a beautiful day!
And the perfect place for a lean.
- [crunch] - Wow! That's no good!
Officer Keys! You gotta go after those criminals!
They have my son!
Well, gosh I'd love to, but my driving foot has a flat!
Then I'll drive.
[screech]
Hey, babe, can I drive?
Sure thing, babe, take the wheel.
Wow, babe, your hair smells so nice today.
I'm so uncomfortable!
[police siren]
Ugh, they're gaining on us!
How could I be so dumb?!
I put my son in danger
all because I wanted a five-star rating!
Look, we've all done crazy things for stars.
I mean, that's the only reason I'm a cop!
- Huh? - Unh!
What a shame. All out of water bottles.
Maybe we should just pull over.
[both] Shut up!
Come on, old lady,
don't you have anything besides expired mints?!
Oh!
[laughs] Yah!
- Yaah! - Aah!
What are you doing? We're gonna lose 'em!
And you're headed right toward the Big City Ramp Museum!
[Officer Keys] Whoa!
Oof!
[wild scream]
[Officer Keys] Whoa!
Time to punch it, babe. You ready?
[both] Footsie!
[police siren]
[Tilly] Okay, Agatha, just stay calm.
You'll soon be free of your phone prison!
I'm sorry, Toolbox, I didn't quite get that.
Just let me do this for you!
[grunting and gasping]
I can't believe that yet again
my actions have had consequences!
- [phone ringing] - Hmm?
Uh-- Uh-- Whoa!
Uh... h-hello?
[Gloria with British accent] Hello, this is Mrs. Greenburgshire.
I'm just letting you know
we won't be needing those lattes anymore
because Mr. Greenburgshire just got...
dunked on, boiiiiiii!
[Cricket] G-- Gloria? How long have you known?
[chuckles]
The whole time.
Byeeeee!
[police siren]
They won't stop! What are we gonna do?!
- Watch this! - Whoa!
- Yeah! - [all screaming]
Welp, today can't get any worse.
Never mind. It can.
Whoa-ohh!
- Agatha, be free! - Aaah!
Woo-hoo! Oh, my.
Oof! Freedom!
Come on, babe! Let's get outta here!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Oh, hey, there. Need a lift?
Bella! Please, baby, don't leave me!
Bash! We've never been this far apart!
Remember me!
[straining]
O-kay! I think it's about time you two got a room...
in prison.
Oh, hey, Mrs. Green!
Great driving back there!
See, Bill? A fan of my driving who's not a criminal!
Actually, make that two non-criminals.
Aww, really?
Your driving style's not for everyone.
But it sure saved my bacon back there.
Excuse me. Does this extremely wet boy belong to you?
Oh, yep, I'll take that.
Well, whaddya say we head home--
Oh! Tilly, you're here.
Can't talk. Checking something.
[gasps] Agatha!
Thank you, Tilly.
You're the only one who cared about meeee...
Fly on, you crazy angel.
You're free!
That phone cost me $200.
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters in seven and ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪♪