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♪♪

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[rhythmic whistling]

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♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la ♪

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♪ La, la, la ♪

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♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ La, la, la, la ♪

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[chicken clucks]

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- [Bill] How about this?
- [Gramma] Keep.

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- [Bill] Okay. This?
- [Gramma] Keep.

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- This?
- Hm. Keep.

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Ma, the point of spring cleaning
is to get rid of stuff.

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You haven't put a single
thing in the trash pile.

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Hey, I put something
in the maybe pile.

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I'm a maybe baby.

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Cricket, you are loved
and appreciated.

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Face it, Ma, you're a pack rat.

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The garage is full
of your old junk.

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Like, look at this.
It's clearly trash.

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Fifty years ago it was trash.
Now it's an antique.

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[Tilly]
Look what I found.

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I took the liberty of picking
the lock.

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I taught you well.

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Ugh, what is this, a dirty rag?

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[Gramma]
To the untrained eye, maybe.

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But this scarf
is actually priceless.

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And just how, exactly,

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is a raggedy old
piece of scarf priceless?

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Because everything
in this here trunk

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is part of the greatest
adventure of my life!

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Can we hear about--?

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It all started
in an Egyptian tomb.

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Legend had it that whoever
stole the pharaoh's treasure

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would be rich.

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And I was the only one
crazy enough to do it.

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Or so I thought.

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Of course, getting inside
the pyramid was the easy part.

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The hard part
was the never-ending

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barrage of booby traps.

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- [snickers] Booby traps.
- Listen up, boy!

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This won't be easy.

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But it's nothing Alice Green
can't handle.

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[panting]

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[yells and laughs]

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- Huh?
- [roars]

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[grunts]

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I'm getting that treasure,
and nothing's getting in my way.

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Nothing.

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[laughs]

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You got be worth a fortune.

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Uh-huh. Mm-hm.

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Hm.

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Huh?

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Ah-ha.

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[yelps]

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Huh?

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- [groans]
- Need some help?

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Who are you? A thief?
A drifter? A thrifter?

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Just a guy passing through.
Here, let me give you a hand.

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No, wait.
Don't come closer.

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Really, it's no trouble at all.

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No, you idiot!
Don't take another step!

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Do what now?

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- Real smooth.
- [rumbling]

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Great, now this whole place
is coming down.

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[gasps and pants]

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Don't worry. I got you.

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Hey!

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Ah!

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Later, sucker.

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[grunts]

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[Gramma]
And so, I made it out alive.

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Yeah!

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But I had no treasure.

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Aw.

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[humming]

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And that's how my passport
got permanently revoked.

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- Wow!
- Whoa!

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Wait, what?

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Dang! Young Gramma went hard.

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Yeah. I can't believe
you entombed a man.

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No, wait. Hm...
yes, I can.

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Hey.

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No, Tilly, your gramma
never entombed anyone.

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None of that story is true.

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Wrong. It's all true.

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And that's just the beginning.

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What? You mean there's more?

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I wonder what other relics
this memory chest contains.

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First things first.

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Just got to get this stuffing
out of the way.

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Huh? Aah!

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Boy, the only stuffing here
is in your head.

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This newspaper is the next piece
of the story.

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- [both] What?
- That's right.

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Now, the next chapter
of my story

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takes place deep in the jungles
of Mexico,

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which I stealthily infiltrated
in order to hunt down

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the legendary chupacabra!

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[thunder crashes]

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A local village was offering
a healthy bounty,

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and I was there to collect.

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I was hot on the beast's trail.

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- The only problem was...
- [twig snaps]

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- Ah!
- ...I wasn't alone.

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You again?
What are you doing here?

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[laughs]
Same as you.

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[gasps and growls]

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If you know what's good for you,

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you'll turn around right now.

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Oh, I will, after I collect
what's mine.

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Fella, you better stop
following me or I'll--

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[creature snarls]

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[roaring]

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The chupacabra.

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- It's here.
- Don't get in my way.

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Don't get in my way.

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- [creature snarls]
- [gasps] What was that?

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I said, don't...
uh, fly away?

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Shut up. Not you.

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Something's out there.

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Ah! No, no, no.

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[roars]

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[both scream]

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Chupacabras fear the light.

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Without it,
we're as good as dead.

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Can't believe I'm saying this,
but stay close.

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Come on. Come on.

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Ugh!

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Hurry, hurry.

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Ha! Got it.

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[roars]

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[both scream]

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[snarling]

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Here. Take this newspaper.

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You can light it on fire and--
Huh?

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Ah, that works too.

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[grunting]

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I could use some help here.

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Oh, right. Sorry.

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[straining]

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Whew. Nice work.

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Say there,
we make a pretty good team.

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Huh. Yeah, I guess we do.

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Put her there.

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[Gramma]
And so, the village was saved.

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And against all odds,

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my greatest rival
became my closest friend.

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- Yeah! Chupacabra!
- Incredible.

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Goodness, Gramma,
that story was even crazier

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than the last one.

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And also completely false.

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I feel like I'm slurping down
goofy juice over here.

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Ma, you've never even
been to Mexico.

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Have too, and I got the proof
right here.

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Huh? I don't understand--

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- Oof!
- You don't know me!

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Don't worry, Gramma,
we believe you.

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Yeah. I'll believe anything
if it's convenient.

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The earth is flat,
and you can't tell me otherwise.

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Boy, I keep telling you,
the earth is round.

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If it were round,

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people would be
falling off the sides.

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Ugh! We're not having
this conversation again.

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If the earth were flat,
the oceans would drain.

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No, they wouldn't, on account
of the towering walls of ice.

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Now that I think about it,
Gramma, I do have one question.

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Who was that strange man
that kept showing up?

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Ah-ha! Found it.

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This right here is the last
piece of the story.

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Ooh, a box in a box.
You old people are crazy.

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Can your story at least be true
this time?

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As a matter of fact, this story
begins on this very farm.

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The farm?
Now that's more like it.

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I'm listening.

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There I was,
minding my own business...

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[rooster crowing]

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Ah, what a beautiful day.

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Be a shame if it was obscured
by some sort of big city.

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Good thing that'll never happen.

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[Gramma]
Suddenly, there was a beep

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coming from my super-cool
spy watch that I lost.

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Don't ask about it.

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My partner was in trouble,

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and I was being called

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for the most important mission
of my life.

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[Bill]
Of course you were.

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Let me guess,

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you had to go to some crazy
underwater city.

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[Gramma]
Don't be ridiculous.

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I mean, I was there
at one point,

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but this story takes place
in an enemy laboratory

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in the sky.

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[grunts]

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I had to get to my partner,
and fast.

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[liquid bubbling]

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Intruder alert.

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Prepare yourself to die.

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- [punches landing]
- [Gramma grunting]

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Sorry I took so long.

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Technical difficulties.

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[gasps]

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[muffled screams]

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Oh, biscuits.

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Alice, you shouldn't have come.

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It's a trap.

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This whole place
is rigged to blow.

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Then we'd better get
a move on. Let's go.

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Ah, you could've
got yourself killed.

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What were you even doing here?

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Oh, just getting this.

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[gasps]

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Not bad.

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But we can admire that later.

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Let's get out of here.

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[bomb beeping rapidly]

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Wow! Wait, I'm lost.

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Yeah, what was in the box?

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Are we missing something?

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Oh, now I get it.

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This is the story
of how you met Dad.

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- [both] Grampa?
- Yeah.

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Although the facts
are all wrong.

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No way.
It was all true.

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- Hm?
- Half true.

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- Hm?
- Fine.

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Loosely inspired by true events.

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Let me tell you
how it really happened.

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It all started when
your gramma's car broke down

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on the side of a dusty
country road.

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[grunts]

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- [groans]
- [vehicle approaches]

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[truck door opens and closes]

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Your grampa stopped
and offered to help.

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Need some help?

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But your gramma had other ideas.

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- [truck door closes]
- [engine starts]

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- Huh?
- [engine revving]

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Later, sucker.

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What? Hey!

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- [tires squeal]
- [coughs]

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A few weeks later,
they met again

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on the rainiest day
of the summer.

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Huh?

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That's when Gramma realized
it's nice to accept

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somebody's help once in a while.

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But that wasn't the last time

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your grampa managed
to surprise her.

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Hm?

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[gasps and chuckles]

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[grunts and gasps]

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He had fixed Gramma's car up
so good,

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it looked brand-new.

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[gasps and laughs]

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[Grampa]
Ahem. Uh, Alice?

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Your Grandpa didn't
have enough money for a ring,

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so he offered the most
precious thing he had.

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Your mother's pearls.

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Alice, will you marry me?

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Oh, my gosh, yes!

261
00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,329
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

262
00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,209
But you're taking my last name.

263
00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,499
Okay.

264
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,829
Come here, you.

265
00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,039
Whoa!

266
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,120
All right, now slap them on me.

267
00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:36,249
And that's the story
of how Gramma and Grampa Green

268
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,619
fell in love.

269
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[sighs]

270
00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:43,039
Dad was a great guy, but he
wasn't some swashbuckling hero.

271
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,830
Ha. He was to me.

272
00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:48,749
Wow, Gramma,

273
00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,669
you never told us
Grampa had such cool stuff.

274
00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:52,039
Oh, how dashing.

275
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,419
What else is in here?

276
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[both laugh]

277
00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,250
- Oh, dang, check this out.
- Cricket! No!

278
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,670
[sighs]