♪♪
[theme song plays]
♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪
[vocalizing]
[chicken clucks]
- [Cricket] Aah! - [Bill] Quit squirmin', Cricket.
You need sunscreen!
It's so slimy!
You were just telling me how much you love slime!
Ahh, a day at the beach.
Alice, can you help me with--?
Nope. Leavin' to get a pretzel.
Ohh, that sounds good. Think you could--?
Can't hear you over the sound
of me walkin' away.
Tilly! What ya up to, punkin?
Oh, just buryin' Saxon,
but he's all head, so there's not much to bury.
Ooh, count me in, I want to try!
Well, that'd be way more fun, Mama.
I'm gonna get more sand!
Oh, Tilly, there's plenty of sand... everywhere.
All right, we're all screened up.
What do you say we toss around the ol' football?
- It's squishy! - [squeaks]
Boy, what are you doin'?
You've got that devious look in your eyes.
[evil laugh]
I'm not doing anything.
How dare you insinuate that I,
your own flesh and blood,
would do anything behind your back? Hey!
A shark fin? You were gonna
prank people with this, weren't you?
Well, not on my watch, mister.
(stammering) But... Uh...
Wha... Moooooom!
Dad took away my shark fin.
Shark fin? Were you gonna use it
to prank these nice people at the beach?
Hm. Yeh.
[both] Yeh.
Knock yourself out, kiddo.
- Hee! [scatting] - Nancy!
[inhales deeply, groans]
If your father says "no," it's a "no," Cricket.
Hm. Thanks, Daaaaad.
Look, Nancy, you gotta back me up sometimes.
I'm tired of bein' the bad guy.
Aw, but you're so good at it!
Like how I'm good at being the fun parent!
It's like that shirt I have says.
- [roaring] - [electric guitar riff]
[Bill] Well, you're not gonna be the fun parent today.
You're holdin' onto this and bein' the responsible one.
Ugh. Fine.
Great! And I'll be the fun one.
You hear that, Tilly? You're buryin' me instead!
Makes no difference to me,
so long as someone's gettin' in the ground.
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!
- [Bill and Tilly laughing] - [Bill] Careful! Careful, Tilly!
[groans] Responsible.
Ahh, the one good thing about the beach.
Pretzels as big as your head and no one to share 'em with.
Heh heh, you're gonna make me so thirsty.
- Aah... - [squawking]
[exclaiming]
Ahh! Ha-ha!
Not so proud now that I've plucked you
from the sky, huh? I know you got hollow bones.
This ain't ending well for ya!
[whistle blowing]
Ooh, that whistle's very loud.
Sorry about that, but I've got a zero-tolerance policy
for fighting on the beach.
Shove off, ya Pinkerton!
This don't concern you. What the--?
I'm afraid I have no choice but to take you both to jail!
Beach jail!
My mum gave me these!
Aw man, look at these chumps. I could've pulled off
the perfect prank! If I only had my fin...
Oh? What's this, now? Father is having a sandy time
while Mother guards the fin? This changes everything...
Mom...
What's goin' on, kiddo?
Oh, I was just seeing how we were feeling
about the whole shark fin situation.
Wanted to know if you'd be interested
in giving it back. To me.
Sorry bud, I would. But today, I'm the responsible parent.
No problem. I guess I'll just have to give up on
doing the superest, coolest, most legendary prank
this beach has ever seen!
Legendary? It's OK at best.
Oh, yeah? Well, how would you do it?
Well, see, you gotta lay down the groundwork first.
Plant the fear of sharks in people's heads beforehand.
And then, hoo boy, when they do see that fin,
the look of terror on their faces
will be priceless! I gave you the fin.
Thanks, Mom!
OK, I love you, bye!
It'll be fine!
Nice work, Tilly! You're gonna want a ratio
of two part sand to one part water.
You're sure being particular about my playtime, Papa.
I thought today you were supposed to be
the "fun parent."
Oh, nothing more fun than a job well done!
Oh yeah, it's like that shirt Mama has.
- [tiger roaring] - [electric guitar riff]
How does she have such cool clothes?
Anyway, you're doin' great, Tilly.
I can barely move!
If you can move at all, then I need to do better.
[music playing]
♪ Let's all go to the beach ♪
♪ If you're here you're at the beach ♪
♪ Beach, beach, beach Beach be-beach ♪
[all] Yeah!
Hello there, little boy.
Care to join our beachside boogie?
By golly, I'd love to! But I'm worried
there might be sharks in the water.
I heard they can gobble up a kid in one bite.
[laughs] Not to worry, son. The chances of a shark
showing up on this beach are incredibly slim!
Phew! That's a relief. 'Cause I just scraped up
my knee real bad, and I'm worried a shark
might smell the blood! I put a bandage on it,
but it's barely hangin' on!
Anyway, I'm goin' for a dip. Y'all have a nice day!
♪ Let's all go to the bea-- ♪
Not now, Jeremy.
[humming, chuckles]
- Eee! - [chuckling]
[Bill] Who ya wavin' at, Nancy?
I, uh, can't really see the ocean.
Oh! I was just waving to the, uh--
Uh, the mayor! Of the beach!
Aw, really? Dang, would've said hi.
Hm?
Uh, Tilly? Tilly!
Wow. Double ocean.
[Bill] Tilly!
[Gramma] Now, I don't wanna tell you
how to do your job, Mr. Lifeguard.
But don't you think you're going a little overboard?
[squawks]
Unfortunately, you did the crime.
And now, you're gonna do the time!
A one-hour time out!
An hour?! I don't have that kinda time.
I'm old! Can I at least have my pretzel back?
Sorry, but this is evidence!
Ooh, tastes like crime!
You monster.
Hm?
I know we're not supposed to drink ocean water,
but it just tastes so darn good, ya know?
[both screaming]
Ha-ha! [coughing]
- Salt water. - [chuckling]
Nancy, what's all the commotion out there?
I can't see a dang thing!
Oh, uh, don't worry. It's just some rowdy kids.
- Shark! Shark in the water! - [screaming]
Shark? Nancy, did you give Cricket that fin?
What? No, no, no, no.
It's probably a real shark...
OK, fine! Yeah! I did!
[gasps] Nancy, how could you!
Because it's fun!
That doesn't matter! It sounds like you
forgot about the shirt I own!
[lackluster kazoo fanfare]
"Responsibility is no joke."
I know. But I'm the fun parent.
I can't help it! Now, if you'll excuse me...
Hey!
I'm gonna watch our son
do a hilarious prank that is objectively fun!
Fine! Go! I'll be here, wishing I had the ability
to scratch my face! Hmph!
Not now!
(kissing) Mmm, mmm!
Oh, I am truly sorry
how much I enjoyed that pretzel.
This is worse than any torture I've ever given or received.
[people screaming]
That doesn't sound good! Better go check it out!
Hey, wait! I'm having a heart attack!
- You have to let me out! - [door opens, closes]
Ehh, figured it was worth a shot.
Well, ring-a-ding-ding.
Listen up, gull. I don't like you,
and I think you don't like me.
But if we work together, we can get out of this mess.
- [squawks] - Then let's roll!
[grunts]
Ooh! [inhales sharply]
Ehh, ehh...
Yeah!
- Freedom! - [squawks]
I hope that lifeguard saved room for dessert,
'cause I'm makin' him a big tasty slice...
of revenge!
[Nancy] Ohh, here it comes.
You better watch out!
Ha! Got 'im!
That's m'boy! [chuckles]
And Bill thought this would get outta hand.
[gasps] Oh, what's this, now?
Ha-ha! Even the lifeguard is getting worried!
[gulps] Wh-What's he planning to use that for?
I'm gonna go kill a shark!
Hang on, Cricket! Mama's comin'!
Nancy, what's goin' on?
Why'd you run off screaming, "Hang on, Cricket"?
Tilly! You gotta get me outta here!
Oh, my. OK!
- Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! - Whoa!
[panting] It's too tough!
I'm sorry, Papa, but you're never gettin' outta there.
Oh, my gosh! Cricket's in trouble,
and Nancy's on her own!
[gasps] Cricket! Cricket!
Where are you, shark?
[chuckles] And now, for the main event.
Aah! The shark's got me!
- It's chewin' my legs off! - Huh?
Aah!
You'll pay for this, shark!
Cricket!
It pains me to do this, you beautiful creature,
but eating people is the number one beach crime!
- [grunts] - [grunts] Oh, dear!
Sorry, ma'am, but I'm gonna have to
put you in beach jail for that one.
Listen, that shark is a little boy.
He's my son!
And he's also my brother. The ocean unites us all!
Oh, well. All said and good.
I'm a better shot with this, anyway.
- Wait! Don't! Huh? - [gulls squawking]
- [Gramma] Hey, pretzel thief! - Huh?
You messed with the wrong Gramma!
For I am the bird queen!
[screaming] Hey! Aah!
Come on, Tilly! You gotta keep tryin'!
- Cricket needs help! - [Tilly] I'm tryin', Papa!
The one day I don't bring my power tools...
Hm? Hey, sweetie, I think there's somethin'--
[claws snap]
Aah!
Mm? Aah!
Oh, my goodness! Thank you, you majestic crustacean!
Mmwah!
[panting]
[chuckles] Suckers. Scared everyone
out of the water. Oh, hey, Mom. You see my prank?
Cricket Green, what is wrong with your mother?!
Heh?
Nancy, what were you thinkin'?
Your kid's safety is more important than fun!
Uh, are you giving yourself a talkin'-to?
Nancy Green, I'm grounding you for a month!
No! You can't! Me and Cricket were gonna throw light bulbs
off a bridge next week!
Well, that's too bad.
You need to be a responsible parent,
and that means doing less dangerous stuff.
Wait, there's no need for that!
Uh, look! My fin! [grunts]
It's gone! I'm done! It's my fault!
And no more buying illegal fireworks for Cricket.
Please, stop, I'm beggin' ya!
- I won't do it again! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! -Phew!
OK, I'm here! What's wrong?
Who needs first aid? Hm?
(crying) I'm sorry. I'll never do it again.
- [sobbing] - [Bill] Wow, Nancy.
Looks like you really can
lay down the law when you need to.
Heh, yeah, well, I'm workin' on it.
Anyways, you have fun with Tilly today?
Oh! She's a fantastic sand architect,
through and through!
Oh, Papa. You flatter me.
Oh, hey. Where's Alice?
[Gramma] Come on, everybody!
Pretzels on me!