[Andromeda] So, in conclusion,
the moon is actually a giant psychic brain
that controls the stock market,
and that is why I don't drink out of cups!
[slurping]
Wow. I'll never drink out of cups again.
Hey! Whhhyyyy?
Sorry, Cricket, it's the moon's fault.
[grunts] Gloria, can you help me clean this up?
Sorry, Cricket, but I've got places to be.
What do you think?
You look like a dazzling flower
grown from a bed of rainbows and starlight.
Also, your shoes are cute!
So, what's the occasion?
I'm going to that hot new nightclub downtown.
There's gonna be music, dancing,
- no Cricket... - [Cricket grumbles]
...and the best part is,
all my new friends are gonna be there.
It's gonna be the best girls' night ever.
Oh, and, Cricket, be sure to close up tonight.
Oh, what?
Later!
[Cricket spits, grumbles]
A nightclub! Sounds fun.
What should we wear?
Us? We're not going.
Of course we are. Didn't you hear what Gloria said?
What? [gasps]
All my new friends will be there...
...friends will be there...
...friends.
[sharp gasp] She meant us!
Of course! That wink was so clear!
If we don't go to that nightclub,
she will be crushed.
Well, all right, let's go clubbing!
Yeah!
Do you know what a nightclub is?
Not a clue.
[Cricket grumbles and moans]
[Bill grunts]
[Cricket moans]
- Uh, rough day? - The worst!
[groans] You're so lucky you don't have a job.
I... have a job.
I can't even talk about it!
I just want to relax and watch a movie!
[gasps] A movie!
Oh, thank you.
So, what are we watchin'?
My all-time favorite movie. It's a classic--
Constellation Battles!
Wow! Cool!
Ha! You think that's cool?
Just wait till the spaceship explodes.
It comes out of nowhere.
Ohh! Ohh! That was it! Were you surprised?
No. You just told me it was gonna happen.
Oh, right. Just got a little excited.
It won't happen again.
Hmm.
[dance music playing]
Wow.
[Tilly] This place is lovely,
and look at all these people!
Too bad most of them are vampires.
Luckily, I brought garlic water.
[gasps] There she is.
[laughing] Oh, my gosh, Keightlynne,
Kaity-Lynn, and Caitlin with a "C."
You're so funny!
Selfie with my girls!
- [camera clicks] - Oh, my gosh, guys, that was so...
...cute?
The party has arrived.
Gloria, do you know them?
No, I've never seen them in my life.
Do you children need help finding your parents?
- [Tilly stammers] - No? Okay.
Well, just go, then.
Well, that was weird.
Gloria didn't seem to remember who we were.
Mmm. I've seen this before, and it's no good.
Gloria's got... amnesia.
Wha-wha-whhhaaaa--?
[blasters firing]
Fly, Dante, fly!
Wha--! Look out! Oh, dang, that was close!
Whew! Good thing they've got that old guy to guide 'em.
He's my favorite character.
Well, don't get too attached.
He does not make it to the end.
[angry grumble] Father, can we refrain
from talking for the rest of the movie
to avoid any surprises.
Oh, no problem! Old Daddy-O will keep his lips sealed.
- Mmm? - Thank you.
These galaxy crystals possess immense power.
Do not let them fall into the wrong hands.
And, Dante, there is one more thing I must tell you.
[Dante] What is it, old man?
Okay, but when you stare at me like that, I know something's gonna happ--
Starra, you're my sister?!
[gasps] What?
[frustrated grunt]
So then my boss was like, "Yuh-huh,"
and I was like, "Nuh-uh!"
[laughter]
[loud laughter]
Girl, you need some water.
Andromeda, I think you're right--
our dear, sweet Gloria has lost her memory.
I hate being right.
I'm just cursed with so much knowledge!
What are we gonna do?
Well, we all know that one gets amnesia
by getting bonked on the head.
So, it only stands to reason
that a secondary bonk of equal force
will cancel out the initial bonk
and regain her memory.
Oh, so we've just got to hit her on the head real hard.
Precisely.
[dance music playing]
Whoa!
[frustrated cry]
Hmm.
- Whoa! Whoa! - Ohh!
Hey!
[laughter]
[both gasp, then scream]
[Gloria laughing]
[screaming]
[Andromeda] Whoa!
- [glass shatters] - What the--?
Huh?
You've only delayed the inevitable.
Once I find the last galaxy crystal,
the universe will be mine!
[Bill and Dark Star] Then all shall tremble
before the might of Dark Star!
[Bill] Huh? Oh, one of the best scenes is coming up.
Oh, you're gonna love this!
[laughs] I'm sure I will,
but I bet I'd enjoy it even more
if I had some popcorn.
Ooh, great idea, son. Be back in a sec.
Heh heh. Finally!
[Bill] Come on, kernels, pop faster.
I'm gonna miss the part where Dante finds out he's secretly a crystal.
Hmm!
[Dante] Wait-- I was a crystal the whole time?
Hmm?
Uh, whaaaattt?
That's it! Cricket's done.
Oh, did I miss it?
Uh... Cricket?
[dance music playing]
Okay, coast is clear.
Let's go over the plan one more time.
Once Gloria's in position, I drop the bowling ball
onto the seesaw to activate the lighter,
which ignites the birthday candle
and burns through this rope.
The rope releases the mallets
that swings right into the dominoes,
which turns on the fan,
which activates knife car.
Knife car then sails to the end of the platform
and knocks the weight off the ledge,
triggering the garden shears to cut the rope,
which drops the chandelier,
and boom-- mission accomplished.
All right, let's get started.
- So, okay, he just doesn't wear shoes? - Never.
Isn't that, like, a health code violation or something?
- That's what I'm saying! - [fishing reel whirrs]
[Gloria] Oh, hello.
Uh... I'll be right back.
Ah... gotcha!
Looks like my luck is finally changing.
[Andromeda] Tilly, now!
Aah...!
Huh. That rope is stronger than anticipated.
Tilly Green!
What are you doing?
Hey! She remembers your name.
Wait. You're cured of your amnesia?
Amnesia? That's not even a thing.
Oh-ho, that's what they want you to think.
But earlier you didn't remember us.
I was pretending not to recognize you
so you wouldn't embarrass me in front of my new friends.
And you, I don't even know you.
- I'm Andromeda. - But I thought we were also your friends.
No! You're just annoying little kids.
Hey, you three!
You need to get out of my club immediately!
Three? I'm not with them!
Nice try, but I think I know a group of friends when I see one.
Come on, let's go!
Oh, you wanna go?
Boy, you messed with the wrong--
Shoulda went for the shins.
They're the eyes of the legs.
And stay out!
Gloria, I'm sorry we got you kicked out of the club
and assumed we were friends.
I just-- I thought we got along really well.
We really messed up.
Look, I didn't mean what I said.
I was just really hoping this night would go well,
and I wanted those girls to like me.
I've had a hard time making friends in Big City.
Tonight felt like the perfect opportunity to make some.
Oh, Gloria, we were right there with you.
This will probably come as a shock,
but we also have a hard time making friends.
Oh, no, my juice is leaking out!
[slurping]
Hmm. Thanks, guys. You're not too bad.
Well, guess I'll head home
and take off my remaining shoe.
Gloria, remain in your human form.
Yeah, we're gonna give you the girls' night you deserve.
Dante, I'm Crystal Man,
and I'm your cousin, probably.
Ugh! Writing is hard.
Hey, son.
You here to somehow spoil this, too?
No, I just came to apologize for ruinin' the movie.
I really like that movie,
and I wanted you to like it, too,
but it seems I got a little carried away.
Oh, Dad, it was more than a little.
So you got a little excited and messed things up for everyone.
It's okay. I been there.
It's kinda my whole thing.
And you know what? That movie was really cool.
I'd like to finish watching it with you.
- Really? - Yeah, but under one condition.
Thank you for all your help, Gleebor.
Gleebor Gleebor! You're welcome...
...my son!
[rousing music playing]
Wow, what a twist!
[muffled remarks]
Well put, Dad, well put.
There's no way
we're getting past that bouncer.
Oh, don't worry, I can take him.
- Nope. No, no, no. - We're not gonna use those.
Let's try something a little more...
subtle.
A bouncy ball?
Everyone knows bouncers can't resist bouncy balls.
It's in the name, after all.
Hey, you! You're like me!
We're the same! We're the same!
Come back here, friend!
So then I was like, "That was unexpected!"
[laughter]
Am I right, Gloria?
It feels so empty without her angelic laugh.
[Gloria laughs loudly]
What are we laughing at? What's the joke?
Uh, Gloria, who are you with?
Hmm? Oh, them? Uh, they're, uh...
Just a couple of kids on their way out.
Y'all have a good night.
Actually, these are my friends, Tilly and Andromeda,
and I was thinking they could hang out with us tonight.
Hey!
I thought I kicked you three out!
- Uh...! - [all panting]
- Come here! Come here! - Aah!
I'm not letting any of you three cause any more damage!
First the spilled drinks,
and then the fire extinguisher.
And that the-- you painted all over my floor!
Oh! Oh! And now you're not even lookin' at me!
My eyes are down here!
Now you're just bein' rude.
What are you even lookin' at? Huh?
[crash]
Ohh!
Where am I? Who am I?
He got amnesia! Told you it was a thing.
Ohh!
Your name is Valumus Grimmsberry.
You're the head snake charmer at the Big City Zoo.
Now, go on. You don't want to be late for work.
Okay. Thank you.
- [bouncer] Thank you! - Wow!
Gloria, your friends are, like, super awesome.
Let's get down on this dance floor!
Drinks on me!
[laughter]
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
♪ Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪♪