1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:08,499 - Yeah! Chimney's all clear! - [clucks] 3 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,959 No obstructions for Santa! 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,459 [Bill] Cricket! Get out of the chimney! 5 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:13,039 Merry Christmas, Dad! 6 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,289 Perfect. 7 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:16,289 Oh, hello, Cricket! 8 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:18,669 And how are you on this fine Christmas Eve mornin'? 9 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,669 Oh, you know, just losin' my gosh dang mind 10 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:22,329 gettin' hyped for tomorrow! 11 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:24,289 Christmas truly is a magical time. 12 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:26,289 And do you know what the best part of Christmas is? 13 00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:28,499 Well, it's hard to put your finger on just one-- 14 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,539 - ♪ Ohhh... ♪ - Ah, you're gonna sing this part. 15 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,539 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 16 00:00:32,540 --> 00:00:34,539 ♪ Is the presents that I get ♪ 17 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:36,329 ♪ Like an action figure robot ♪ 18 00:00:36,330 --> 00:00:38,249 ♪ Or a sweet toy jet ♪ 19 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,709 ♪ You can talk about your carols ♪ 20 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:42,419 ♪ And your Christmas tree ♪ 21 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:44,289 ♪ But the best parts of Christmas ♪ 22 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:45,919 ♪ Are all the gifts for me ♪ 23 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,169 Or maybe... 24 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:48,329 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 25 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:50,119 ♪ Is when people do good ♪ 26 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,749 ♪ And they all spread kindness ♪ 27 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,619 ♪ For the sake of brotherhood ♪ 28 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,039 ♪ You can talk about your reindeer ♪ 29 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,919 ♪ And your shelf-bound elf ♪ 30 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,669 ♪ But holidays are best when folks ♪ 31 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:01,329 ♪ Don't think just of themself ♪ 32 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:02,330 Well, I think... 33 00:01:02,331 --> 00:01:03,459 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 34 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,379 ♪ Is my loving family ♪ 35 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:07,419 ♪ When we all gather 'round and trim ♪ 36 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,249 ♪ The living room tree ♪ 37 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:11,249 ♪ And the dining table tree ♪ 38 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,169 ♪ And the bedroom tree ♪ 39 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,959 ♪ And the basement tree ♪ 40 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,039 [whispers] ♪ And the secret tree ♪ 41 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,249 - ♪ And the bathroom tree too ♪ - Seriously, Dad? 42 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,539 ♪ And this year we're all together ♪ 43 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,459 ♪ 'Cause your mom is back ♪ 44 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,539 - [all] Whoo-hoo! - Hey, kids, what y'all doin'? 45 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,289 ♪ We're just singin' 'bout Christmas ♪ 46 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:28,419 [both] ♪ Would you like to add a line? ♪ 47 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,539 How are you doin' this? Did you plan this in advance? 48 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:33,579 ♪ You could sing about eggnog or the ♪ 49 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,329 [all] ♪ Smell of winter pine ♪ 50 00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:38,829 Well, I didn't prepare lyrics, so let's dance! 51 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:41,379 [music playing] 52 00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:43,039 Wait, where's Gramma? 53 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,249 [thunder rumbles] 54 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,209 ♪ The worst part of Christmas ♪ 55 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:48,579 ♪ Are those three stupid ghosts ♪ 56 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,539 ♪ Who come clanging in the night ♪ 57 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:53,039 ♪ To bang on your bed post ♪ 58 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,829 ♪ They tell you you're a scrooge ♪ 59 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:57,379 ♪ And a grumpy mean old hag ♪ 60 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:59,379 ♪ Scram, ya dumb old spirits ♪ 61 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,419 ♪ I don't need to hear you nag ♪ 62 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:02,749 - [Cricket] What the heck? - Are you all right, Gramma? 63 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,119 - Uh, what? - OK. 64 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,419 [clears throat] I mean, uh... 65 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,619 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 66 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,419 [both] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 67 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,119 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 68 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,579 [all] ♪ From the Greens ♪ 69 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:18,580 Seriously, was there like an email about this? How did you-- 70 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:24,379 [grunts] Yah! 71 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:27,459 Made it from the bedroom to the tree in five seconds flat! 72 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,539 My presents don't stand a chance. 73 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,919 So, what're you up to, Tilly? 74 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,249 Just workin' on a tally 75 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,709 of all my good deeds from the year. 76 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:35,249 I made one for you, too. 77 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,379 And, how we doin'? 78 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:41,079 Um... I'm gonna let Professor Macadamia handle this one. 79 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,419 [as nutcracker] You might be on the naughty list! 80 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,459 What?! The naughty list?! Oh, come on! 81 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,999 What'd I do that was so bad? 82 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,079 [gasps] 83 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,039 [grunting] 84 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,459 - Look out! - [all screaming] 85 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:54,459 Oh, right. 86 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:55,460 I'm doomed. 87 00:02:55,461 --> 00:02:56,829 Don't despair, Cricket, 88 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,499 I believe there's good in you. 89 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,669 If you do enough good deeds today, 90 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:02,789 I bet you could still make the nice list! 91 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:04,749 Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's get to it! 92 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,499 Where are you kids goin'? 93 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,539 It's almost time to baste the Christmas ham! 94 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:10,919 Sorry, Dad, this is too important! 95 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,749 What could be more important than ham? 96 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,169 - [door closes] - More bastin' for me! 97 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:16,879 - [chuckles] - Don't test me. 98 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,579 You're not wastin' my baste, are ya? 99 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,459 No, I'd never! 100 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:22,499 So what's the plan today? 101 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,169 Ooh, we're gonna spend the whole day 102 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,579 doin' Christmas activities. 103 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,879 All culminating' tomorrow 104 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,169 when I get to give you your presents! 105 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:32,119 We, uh... didn't know you were gettin' us gifts. 106 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,669 I don't mean to toot my own horn, 107 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,169 but... honk! 108 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,379 I think I nailed it. 109 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:39,079 Can you excuse us for a second? We, um... 110 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,879 Have to go to the bathroom together. 111 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,329 Yes. Both of us. 112 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,999 Okie dokie, just put the tree back when you're done! 113 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,539 I didn't get Bill anything. Did you? 114 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,379 Other than the beautiful gift of life? 115 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:51,829 Yeah, no, I got nothin'. 116 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,119 Oh, I knew I forgot something! 117 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,119 Do you think we can get away with not getting him a gift? 118 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,289 You know how clingy he gets during Christmas! 119 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:00,290 - [knocking] - [Bill] Knock knock! 120 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,459 How you ladies doin' in there? 121 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:02,920 Want some bathroom cookies? 122 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:06,419 If we wanna preserve his fragile heart, 123 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,379 we'll have to work together to get him a gift. 124 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,380 You in? 125 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,380 Yeah. 126 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,459 Good! Now hold this. 127 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,249 Nature calls. 128 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,249 [Cricket] ♪ I used to think that helpin' folks ♪ 129 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:18,789 ♪ Was just a waste of time ♪ 130 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:21,209 ♪ Goofin' off and playin' jokes ♪ 131 00:04:21,210 --> 00:04:23,379 ♪ Was really more my line ♪ 132 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:26,379 ♪ But now I see there's value ♪ 133 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:28,379 ♪ Makin' life more pleasant ♪ 134 00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:30,329 ♪ The best reward for virtue ♪ 135 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,329 ♪ Is a big fat Santa present ♪ 136 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:34,079 ♪ If it's presents that you want ♪ 137 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,289 ♪ Then it's presents that you need ♪ 138 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,829 ♪ Just start bein' helpful ♪ 139 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,879 ♪ At a high rate of speed ♪ 140 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,829 ♪ It's the surest way to satisfy ♪ 141 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:43,499 ♪ Your holiday greed ♪ 142 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,249 ♪ I mean-- Good deeds are good indeed ♪ 143 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,329 ♪ When you massage her creaky joints ♪ 144 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,459 ♪ You're really rackin' up the points ♪ 145 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,169 ♪ When you see litter throw it out ♪ 146 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:55,379 ♪ And you'll be on that Santa route ♪ 147 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:57,249 ♪ Feed a mangy dog and pet it ♪ 148 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,169 ♪ You'll build up that Santa credit ♪ 149 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,829 [Tilly] ♪ Lend a cold fellow a sweater ♪ 150 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:02,829 ♪ Bet my gifts will get much better ♪ 151 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:04,419 ♪ Help this loser change a tire ♪ 152 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:06,619 ♪ Watch my pile of gifts grow higher ♪ 153 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,499 ♪ Help avert a big disaster ♪ 154 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:11,829 ♪ Get an awesome foam dart blaster ♪ 155 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:16,079 ♪ When there's cold and hungry people out there you can help feed ♪ 156 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,289 ♪ Or when someone takes a tumble and is starting to bleed ♪ 157 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:23,329 ♪ It's a golden opportunity for loot, guaranteed ♪ 158 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:27,329 ♪ Yes, good deeds are good indeed ♪ 159 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:31,709 ♪ Good deeds are good indeed ♪ 160 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,499 [panting] 161 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,959 Am I on the nice list yet? 162 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,329 Maybe, but let's keep goin' to make sure. 163 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:39,459 [muffled] This is taking forever. 164 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,959 Don't feel discouraged, brother. Look! 165 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,959 Atop that tree is the Big City Christmas Star. 166 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,329 Let its light guide you 167 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:49,539 on your path to doin' more good deeds. 168 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:52,249 Or... I can plead my case to the man himself! 169 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,709 Cricket, wait! 170 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:55,749 Listen, I'lljust have a chat with the big red guy, 171 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,289 and everything will be fixed. 172 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,419 Oof! Huh? 173 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:00,499 Oh, man, there's a huge line! 174 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,289 Well, you're free to talk to Santa, 175 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:05,459 but I'd rather spend my time doin' nice things for folks. 176 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:06,999 Like that man over there. 177 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,749 Oh, I don't think a little guy like me 178 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,919 can handle all this by myself! 179 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,499 It's slipping! 180 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,249 You're welcome to join! 181 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,459 Sorry, Tilly. I'll catch up with you later. 182 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,619 [dog owner] Oh, boy, everything's falling! Falling everywhere! 183 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,959 I can help you with those. 184 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,619 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! I have a Christmas emergency! 185 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:27,379 Hmm? Oh, no, please not here. 186 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:30,459 [gasps] Gloria? Is that you? 187 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:33,539 Hello, Cricket. How can I help you? 188 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,789 This is perfect! 189 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,419 I need someone on the inside 190 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,459 to sneak me to the front of the line to see Santa! 191 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:40,209 No. It's not fair to the other kids. 192 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:42,039 Now go wait in line like a good boy. 193 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,289 [gasps] Oh, hey, is that Kevin I see over there? 194 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:47,209 - That boy you really like? - What? Kevin's here? 195 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:49,709 Oh, yeah, I just saw him go right over there. 196 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:50,919 Just keep goin'. 197 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,209 - [grunts] - Hey! 198 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,539 - [elf] Next! - [sighs] 199 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,539 Have a Merry Christmas, little one! 200 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,959 - [grunts] - [groans] 201 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,499 Hi, Santa, big fan, but I gotta hear it 202 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,999 straight from the reindeer's mouth. 203 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,289 Am I, or am I not on the nice list? 204 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,499 Well, have you been a good boy this year? 205 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,579 I think so! But my sister made this list... 206 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,829 Let's take a look here. Hmm... 207 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,579 Jeez, kid, did you do all of this? 208 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,579 Uh... do any of us really do anything? 209 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:20,329 Santa, I've been waiting for so long and that boy cutted in line! 210 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:22,249 Oh, cry me a river. Now back to that list... 211 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,329 Hey! You're not supposed to be up there! 212 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,999 Security! 213 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,709 Hmm? [roars] 214 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,459 Wuh-oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait! 215 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:30,829 I still gotta talk to Santa! 216 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,829 [grunting] 217 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:34,669 [grunts] 218 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:36,329 - Ha! Aah! - [grunts] 219 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,879 Santa, I promise you, 220 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,419 nothin' on that list is as bad as it looks! 221 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,249 Whoa! [groans] 222 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,419 Aah! 223 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,459 Please, I can explain everything! 224 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,669 - I had good intentions! - [growls] 225 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:49,419 Look, man, I know this looks bad, but listen, Santa, 226 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:51,079 I gotta get on that nice list! 227 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,619 - Just put me on that list! - [pants rip] 228 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,919 Uh... 229 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,419 [all gasp] 230 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:57,499 [growls] 231 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,039 Cricket Green, 232 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,329 you might as well forget about Christmas, 233 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:04,329 because you're definitely on the naughty list! 234 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,210 No! 235 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,420 Aah! [groans] 236 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,579 Merry Christmas 237 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,749 and thank you for shopping at Hudkins. 238 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:15,379 Look, Cricket! That nice man I helped got me some hot chocolate. 239 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,419 So how'd it go with Santa? 240 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,379 [grunts] It was a disaster! 241 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,289 There's no way I'm gettin' on the nice list now! 242 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:23,379 And that means no presents. 243 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,380 [groans] 244 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:25,749 Oh, come now, Cricket, 245 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,539 I still believe there's some good in you. 246 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,169 You just gotta keep tryin'. 247 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:31,499 Cricket? Cricket! 248 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,459 [Nancy] Well, we may not have gotten Bill a gift, 249 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:36,119 but there's still time to make him a gift! 250 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,919 Good thinkin'! But it's gotta be awesome, thoughtful, and personal. 251 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,750 Right! Let's get started! 252 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:49,539 Finished! Oh, man, Bill is gonna love his... 253 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:52,329 personalized statue? 254 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:54,329 - It's bad! - So bad! 255 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:57,499 We can't give Bill this abomination! It's hideous! 256 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,169 We've got no choice. We have to go to the store. 257 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,119 If we're quick, maybe he won't notice. 258 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,459 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 259 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,499 I'm an old woman, don't rush me! 260 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,789 There you are! Where ya goin'? 261 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,249 Uh... caroling? 262 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,329 [gasps] I'll come with you! Let me grab my coat! 263 00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:14,379 Real smooth. 264 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:15,789 Cricket! 265 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,539 Cricket! [sighs] There you are! 266 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:20,619 I know this looks bad. You're on the naughty list. 267 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,209 But I believe that you can st-- 268 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:24,789 Oh, forget it, Tilly! Christmas is over. 269 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,289 I'm not gettin' any presents 270 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:28,749 and I'm gonna freeze in this park. 271 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,209 I could do good deeds from now until morning 272 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,999 and I still wouldn't get presents. 273 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Nothing I do matters. 274 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:39,079 Nothing I do matters. 275 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,829 What are you talkin' about, Cricket? 276 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,419 It always matters! 277 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,619 [chuckles] Oh, Tilly, Tilly, Tilly. 278 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,539 Allow me to explain. 279 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:49,379 ♪ I tried my best at helpin' folks ♪ 280 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,419 ♪ But I've run out of time ♪ 281 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:54,379 ♪ My nice list hopes gone up in smoke ♪ 282 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,459 - ♪ As bells of judgement chime ♪ - [bell chimes] 283 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,749 ♪ I see now that I'm doomed ♪ 284 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,169 ♪ My gift-wrapped ship has sank ♪ 285 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:05,919 ♪ So I shall resume my Christmas pranks ♪ 286 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:10,329 [evil laughter] 287 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:12,379 - ♪ I'll trip up this dip ♪ - [groans] 288 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,169 - ♪ I'll make this guy slide ♪ - Whoa! [groans] 289 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:17,169 ♪ Don't bother me 'cause I'm fresh outta pride ♪ 290 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:20,539 ♪ I'll hand out free candy, bestow loads of cocoa ♪ 291 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:24,169 ♪ You'll wonder out loud how could I stoop so low ♪ 292 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,499 - ♪ It's a simple fact ♪ - Whoa! 293 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,039 ♪ A secret I'll spill ♪ 294 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:31,459 If I can't have Christmas ♪ 295 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,210 ♪ Nobody will ♪ 296 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:38,539 ♪ I'll throw all my snowballs with impunity ♪ 297 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:41,959 ♪ Advance avalanches on the community ♪ 298 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,419 ♪ Revise advertisements and make folks obey them ♪ 299 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:48,379 ♪ This season's colors are mischief and mayhem ♪ 300 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,959 ♪ Toboggans on noggins and butts fulla nuts ♪ 301 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,249 ♪ Snowmen I stabbed in their tinsel-string guts ♪ 302 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:58,749 ♪ Displays in dismay and socks spouting trout ♪ 303 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,959 ♪ If you don't get it yet then let me spell it out ♪ 304 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,329 ♪ Being nice is a bore but naughty's a thrill ♪ 305 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:09,329 ♪ If I can't have Christmas ♪ 306 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,669 ♪ Nobody will ♪ 307 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:16,079 ♪ Nobody will ♪ 308 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,879 ♪ Nobody will! ♪ 309 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,749 [evil laughter] 310 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,829 [gasps] 311 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,830 [laughter continues] 312 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,249 [all inhale] 313 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,459 ♪ Hum diddy dum dum dum dum do ♪ 314 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,959 ♪ Christmas is here ♪ 315 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,619 We're running out of time, Nancy, the stores will be closing soon! 316 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,419 ♪ Hum diddy dum dum dum dum do ♪ 317 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:40,289 Let's sneak out during his solo. 318 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,249 He can't hit the high notes without closing his eyes. 319 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:43,499 Mm. 320 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,079 ♪ It's my favorite time ♪ 321 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,669 ♪ of year! ♪ 322 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,499 What's all that noise? It sounds like a strangled-- 323 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,959 Oh, it's Mr. Green! 324 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,289 Take it away, family! 325 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,419 [panting] Ma? Nance? 326 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:59,249 Huh? But they were just... 327 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:03,119 Brava! Brava! Mwah! Magnifico! 328 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,579 [both panting] 329 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,919 Oh. 330 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,459 Oh! Everything's closed! 331 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:11,169 What kind of stores close on Christmas Eve?! 332 00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:13,169 There! An open sign! 333 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,379 [Nancy] Score! 334 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,419 [both] Huh? Closed?! 335 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,419 - Let us in! - Please! 336 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,829 Come on, man. I can get you anything! Gold? Diamonds? 337 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,789 I've got a guy, just say the word! 338 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,710 No! 339 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,459 [chuckles] 340 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,789 Cricket, enough! 341 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,709 Aren't you done with all this mischief yet? 342 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:32,959 Done? I'm just gettin' started! 343 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,379 I've got a plan that's gonna top everything I've done so far! 344 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,999 What are ya thinkin'? 345 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,249 I'm gonna replace the Big City Christmas Star... 346 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,119 with a Christmas moon! 347 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,959 Oh, that doesn't sound so bad. 348 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,329 A little unconventional I suppose, but-- 349 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,789 I'm talkin' about my butt! 350 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:52,209 I'm gonna moon Big City! [evil laughter] 351 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,789 - Oh, enough! - Hmm? Aah! 352 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,619 I can't let you do this, Cricket Green! 353 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,709 I know there's still some good left in you! 354 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,379 [grunting] 355 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,749 - Ugh! Gross! - [laughs] 356 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,999 I'm gonna show them my butt! 357 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,079 No! Stop! 358 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,789 - Outta the way! - [gasps] 359 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,460 [grunting] 360 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,459 [evil laughter] 361 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,459 You ain't the star no more! 362 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,249 - Huh? Tilly? - Cricket, please stop! 363 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,919 This'll be the worst thing you've ever done! 364 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,249 I know! That's why it's perfect! 365 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,709 Now give me the star! 366 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,919 No! No, I won't let you! 367 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,079 Give it to me, Tilly! Come on! 368 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,329 I won't let you ruin Christmas! 369 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,039 - Aah! - Whoa! 370 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,419 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 371 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,459 Aah! [grunts] 372 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,879 Oh. Well, that wasn't so bad. 373 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,289 Aah! 374 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,329 Great ice skating, family! Hmm? 375 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,119 Oh, tannenbaums. 376 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,460 Evasive maneuvers! 377 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,379 [groans] Cricket? 378 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,709 [angry shouting] 379 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,999 Maria Media here with Channel 11 News, 380 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,789 reporting from the collapsed corpse 381 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,999 of our city's beloved Christmas tree. 382 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,709 How does it feel to ruin Christmas? 383 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,329 I ruined Christmas? 384 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:05,379 There you have it, folks, a confession! 385 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,379 And joining us now is yuletide expert Santa Claus, 386 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,169 straight from Hudkins department store. 387 00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,999 Hi, Maria! Love the show! 388 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,249 Santa, you've checked your list, you've checked it twice. 389 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,289 Is this girl naughty or nice? 390 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,499 Oh, she's on the naughty list for sure! 391 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,539 I'm on the naughty list? 392 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:23,380 Hold that face, we have to cut to commercial! 393 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,789 - And we're back. - [shivering] 394 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,210 [gasps] 395 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,169 I didn't mean to! 396 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,329 There must be a way to fix this. 397 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,919 No, there isn't! 398 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,709 Selfish little girl, you're on the naughty list 399 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,289 and you've ruined Christmas. 400 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,579 Do you have anything you want to say 401 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:39,749 to the people of Big City? 402 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,499 I... I, uh... 403 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,999 Whoo-hoo! That was crazy! 404 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,289 Come on, Tilly, let's go! 405 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,539 Hey, get back here! 406 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,379 And in other news, it's snowing. 407 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,419 Come on, over here! 408 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,419 [panting] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 409 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,709 Oh, man, that went better than I could've possibly hoped! 410 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,459 Welcome to the naughty list, Tilly! 411 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,500 Tilly? 412 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,709 ♪ All year I was kind ♪ 413 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:04,329 ♪ All year I was good ♪ 414 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,619 ♪ Like a nice kid ♪ 415 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,169 ♪ I did what I should ♪ 416 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:14,419 ♪ But now it's all ruined and Christmas is busted ♪ 417 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:19,329 ♪ All because of the brother I trusted ♪ 418 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:20,879 Ah, don't worry about it, Tilly. 419 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,829 Bein' on the naughty list is great! 420 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:27,749 ♪ I've been on the nice list every single year ♪ 421 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,379 ♪ Not for toys or for presents ♪ 422 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,249 ♪ Just simple Christmas cheer ♪ 423 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,619 ♪ It's not about presents ♪ 424 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,379 ♪ It's about bein' kind ♪ 425 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:43,829 ♪ Something you wouldn't get in your evil mind ♪ 426 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,829 ♪ I guess this was my fault ♪ 427 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:50,169 ♪ Thinkin' there was hope for you ♪ 428 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,249 ♪ But now I see clearly ♪ 429 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,829 ♪ That was never true ♪ 430 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,619 Wait, Tilly! Come back! 431 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,079 [sighs] 432 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,579 OK! 433 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,329 So my family abandons me on Christmas Eve! 434 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,539 Well, that ain't gonna stop me from having a Bill old time! 435 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,959 With no one else around, 436 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,749 it just means more eggnog for me! 437 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,419 And I'm going to enjoy 438 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,709 the highest form of television there is! 439 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,289 A Christmas special. 440 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,290 [slurps] 441 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,499 Wow! I did it! 442 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,329 I saved Christmas! 443 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:23,459 But I couldn't have done it without my family. 444 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,879 It's so great being together! [giggles] 445 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,959 Hmm. Gosh darn it, these little candy canes aren't helpin'. 446 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,499 I just can't enjoy Christmas without my family here! 447 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,329 - Oh, yummy! - [giggles] 448 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,079 [man] This is an important weather alert. 449 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,329 Big City is currently under a blizzard warning. 450 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,709 [gasps] Ma! Nancy! The kids! 451 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,709 They're in trouble! [glugging] 452 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,920 Don't worry! Bill's on the way! 453 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,379 There's just no way we can give Bill 454 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,959 a Christmas present, Alice. 455 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,329 It's time to throw in the towel! 456 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,330 Never! 457 00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:52,169 We can barely see out here! 458 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,459 I can see just fine! 459 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,499 Stop being difficult. 460 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,829 We'll just have to tell Bill we didn't get him a present. 461 00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,209 No way! I ain't livin' with that guilt! 462 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:03,539 I'd rather freeze to death with my son's ex-wife on Christmas Eve! 463 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,459 Huh? 464 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,789 Oh, I take it back! 465 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,169 I'm not ready to go into the light! 466 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,329 There you are! Get in! 467 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,749 - We gotta find the kids! - [both] The kids?! 468 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,169 They never came back to the house. 469 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,329 They must be out in this blizzard! 470 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,499 Well, what're you waiting for?! 471 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,420 Drive! Drive! Drive! 472 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,579 [grunting] 473 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:25,750 [groans] 474 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,709 ♪ What's Tilly's problem? ♪ 475 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,209 ♪ She's such an oddball ♪ 476 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,499 ♪ A Christmas without presents ♪ 477 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,499 ♪ Is no Christmas at all ♪ 478 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,959 ♪ Or that's what I've always thought at least ♪ 479 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,959 ♪ Was I wrong in my thinking? ♪ 480 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,249 ♪ No, no, I'm sure I was right ♪ 481 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,789 ♪ So then why's my heart sinking? ♪ 482 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:51,119 ♪ Sure, feelings got hurt ♪ 483 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,289 ♪ And the tree took a dunk ♪ 484 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,789 ♪ But it's all Santa's fault ♪ 485 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:00,209 ♪ Him and his holiday bunk ♪ 486 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,539 ♪ If he'd just given me ♪ 487 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,119 ♪ The presents I craved ♪ 488 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,619 ♪ I never would have acted ♪ 489 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,249 ♪ The way I behaved ♪ 490 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,459 ♪ No, that's wrong, isn't it? ♪ 491 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,209 ♪ Can I really blame someone else ♪ 492 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,999 ♪ For me being bad? ♪ 493 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,379 ♪ I caused property damage ♪ 494 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,879 ♪ And I made my sister sad ♪ 495 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,879 ♪ I drove her away ♪ 496 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,959 ♪ I was self-centered and mean ♪ 497 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,459 ♪ Another dark tally ♪ 498 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:27,209 ♪ For your list, Cricket Green ♪ 499 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,709 ♪ Oh, the worst part of Christmas ♪ 500 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:33,079 ♪ Is all the stuff I can't undo ♪ 501 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,079 ♪ I didn't get what I wanted ♪ 502 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,709 ♪ And what I had I lost too ♪ 503 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,669 ♪ If anyone's listening ♪ 504 00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:44,209 ♪ I could really use a hand ♪ 505 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,459 ♪ Nothing that happened today ♪ 506 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:50,119 ♪ Went how I planned ♪ 507 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,669 Why the long face, Cricket? 508 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,919 Oh, you again. You look different. 509 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,459 Are you here to remind me how naughty I am? 510 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,249 Hmm. Well, I-- 511 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,459 Save your breath. I know where I stand. 512 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,039 I just thought that if I wasn't gettin' any presents, 513 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,459 then I was free to do whatever I wanted! 514 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,669 But now I've messed everything up, for me and for Tilly! 515 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,499 Hmm, I see. 516 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,419 Christmas isn't always happy for everyone. 517 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,709 And I knew you were having a hard time. 518 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:20,289 Which is why I got you a gift. 519 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,579 A... a gift? 520 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,579 [Santa] This isn't just any gift. 521 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,919 This is a magical gift. 522 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,709 It can be anything you'd like. 523 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:30,709 It can be a new bike, a toy tank... 524 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,499 heck, a real tank! 525 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:37,000 Anything you want for Christmas, you'll find inside. 526 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,459 Thanks, Santa, 527 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,789 but the only thing I want for Christmas 528 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,209 doesn't come in a box. 529 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,959 All I want is for Tilly 530 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,669 to be put back on the nice list. 531 00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,329 Hmm, interesting. 532 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,379 If that's what you want, Cricket, I'll see what I can do. 533 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,209 Oh! And Santa, can I also ask to be at home 534 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,579 and out of this blizzard? 535 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,079 Ho ho ho! 536 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,670 That sure does sound nice! 537 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,209 Santa? 538 00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:06,999 Why, that no good stinking elf left me alone in a blizzard! 539 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,289 If I ever see him again, I'll-- 540 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,290 - [vehicle approaching] - Hmm? 541 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,539 [both] Cricket! 542 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,709 Oh, thank goodness we found you! 543 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,879 Mom! Dad! 544 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,379 Oh, man, you guys won't believe 545 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,119 what just happened to me! I-- 546 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,880 Oh. Hey, Tilly. 547 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,419 [sighs] 548 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,669 Ooo-wee! Christmas is just around the corner! 549 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:27,830 Who's excited?! 550 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,419 Ah, I see. 551 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,789 Y'all must be savin' your enthusiasm 552 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,419 for Christmas mornin'! 553 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,420 Well, it won't be too long! 554 00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,749 [sighs] 555 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,879 [gasps] 556 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,379 Habababababa... 557 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,999 Tilly! Tilly! Oh, my gosh, get up! You gotta see this! 558 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,709 - Look, look, look, look! - Cricket, what is it? 559 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,709 - [gasps] - It's a Christmas miracle! 560 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,209 Wait, I don't get it. 561 00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,209 Why would Santa leave me presents? 562 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:00,709 I ruined Christmas. 563 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,119 Well, Santa gave me one Christmas wish, 564 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,379 so I wished for you to be on the nice list. 565 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,459 Cricket, you did that for me? 566 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,169 I knew there was good in you, brother. 567 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,459 Merry Christmas! 568 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,289 Don't move, don't move! 569 00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:16,579 That's perfect for the first Christmas photo! 570 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,879 - Blaaah! - [laughs] 571 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,079 Ma, Nancy! Merry Christmas! 572 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,169 - Oh, Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas. 573 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,669 Op, op, op! I don't wanna hear a word until after we exchange presents! 574 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:30,209 Now, Bill, we've got something to tell you... 575 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:32,419 We didn't get you anything. 576 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,289 What in the world are you talkin' about? 577 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,789 What would you call that?! 578 00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:37,790 [both scream] 579 00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:39,669 I know! It's perfect! 580 00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,379 And that's not all, we're gonna do 581 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,619 every Christmas thing you wanna do today. 582 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,209 Right, Alice? 583 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:46,419 [sighs] Yup. 584 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,169 Merry Christmas, Billy Boy. 585 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:50,379 - Yippee! Say "tinsel"! - [camera shutter clicks] 586 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,539 Cricket! You're not gonna believe this! 587 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,499 This present's got your name on it! 588 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,959 What?! Are you pullin' my leg?! 589 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,379 See for yourself! 590 00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,879 No kidding... 591 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,749 I must not be the only one 592 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,419 who sees the good in you, brother. 593 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:05,619 Uh-oh. I think a song is comin' on! 594 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,499 - ♪ Oh... ♪ - Oh, it's that time again, huh? 595 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,879 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 596 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,379 ♪ It ain't the gifts you get ♪ 597 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,459 ♪ It's not the model rocket ♪ 598 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,419 ♪ Or the robot pet ♪ 599 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,379 ♪ It's not the things you give ♪ 600 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,289 ♪ Even though that's what you'd think ♪ 601 00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:21,329 ♪ And it's not when giant Christmas trees ♪ 602 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:22,669 ♪ Destroy the whole ice rink ♪ 603 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:25,039 - Wait, what? - Uh, nothing. Keep going! 604 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,539 ♪ It's not the basted ham ♪ 605 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,419 ♪ With gravy and the trimmings ♪ 606 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:30,289 ♪ It's kinda like what I said ♪ 607 00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:32,419 ♪ In the song at the beginning ♪ 608 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,419 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 609 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,329 ♪ It ain't the candy canes ♪ 610 00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:38,079 ♪ Or drawin' little pictures ♪ 611 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,119 ♪ In the frosted window panes ♪ 612 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:44,119 ♪ Or decorating cookies with the sprinkles and the frosting ♪ 613 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,709 ♪ It ain't the stupid ghosts ♪ 614 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,619 ♪ And it sure ain't all the shopping ♪ 615 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,379 ♪ It's not meeting Santa ♪ 616 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,289 ♪ At his workshop at the mall ♪ 617 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:54,419 ♪ It's when we wish each other ♪ 618 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,499 [all] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 619 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:03,500 ♪ One and all! ♪ 620 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,250 [Cricket] Merry Christmas! 621 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:11,419 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 622 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:14,879 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪ 623 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,709 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 624 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:21,249 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 625 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,289 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 626 00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:24,539 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 627 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,329 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 628 00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:29,119 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 629 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,919 ♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪ 630 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,620 ♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪