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♪ I'm carving in
Grandma's house ♪

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♪ Carving in Grandma's house ♪

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♪ And waiting for
my best friend! ♪

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And there he is.

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I'll get the door, Master Remy.

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Ah, Remy's here,
Remy's here, Remy's here!

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- Hi, Cricket.
- Uh, Remy, you gonna
come outside?

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Oh, yeah, sorry.

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Do you require anything
else today, Master Remy?

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Perhaps your favorite,
cucumber slices?

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No, thanks, Vazquez.

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I'm feeling mirabulous today,

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and if I need anything,

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I brought my
No Limit credit card.

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Flaunt yo stacks!

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Very good, Master Remy.

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[car door slams]

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Wow, Remy, you're in rare form.

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What was that thing you said?

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Oh, hashtag flaunt yo stacks!

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Just like Itchaboi says.

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Itchy boy?
Are you an itchy boy?

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Grandma's got some lotion
inside if you need any.

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You haven't heard of Itchaboi?

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Have you been
living under a rock?

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No.

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Well, Itchaboi is my favorite
social media influencer.

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- Here, I'll show you a video.
- [tablet beeps]

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What's up, best friends?

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It's your boy, Itchaboi!

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All right, guys.
It's flex on your
haters Friday,

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so you know I'm gonna list
off everyone who's wronged me.

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But first, it's time to
hashtag flaunt yo stacks!

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- Oh, hey, Itchy.
- Cash slap!

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[moans] Good one, Itchy!

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I don't get it,
he's just got a lot of money

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and brags about it.

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Nuh-uh, he gets real sometimes.

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What's up, my precious peeps?

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Are haters trying to
offer you valid criticism?

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If so, support
my new initiative,

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Negate The Hate.

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And check out all my
new mirabulous merch!

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Link in the description!

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You see there,
he's just trying
to sell stuff.

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Wait, how did you...

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Yeah, I can't help it.

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He's so genuine,
and I wanna support him.

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Are you guys talking
about Itchaboi?

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Yeah!

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Mirabulous for life!

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Remy? Remy!

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What has gotten
into that young man?

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Oh, hello.

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What's this?

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An endless portal to cat videos?

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I may never close my eyes again.

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Tilly, we've talked about this.

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You have to blink.

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Hm?

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Sorry, Papa, I was just perusing
some of the quality content

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the internet has to offer.

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Who's making these videos?

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Anyone can make a
video about anything.

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Here's one you'd like, Papa.

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Hey guys, today
I'm gonna teach you

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how to grout your tiles
with a handy life hack.

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First, plop some
eggs on the floor,

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and then add a little sand.

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Finally, you've just
gotta smear it around,

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and really push in.

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What is he doing?
This is all wrong!

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- [tablet beeping]
- I'd like to lodge a complaint!

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If you're upset about the video,

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why don't you make your own?

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Well, I'd love to
spread proper information,

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but I don't know
how to make a video.

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It's okay, Papa.
I'll help.

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I'll be your director.

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What's up, my cherished homeys?

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It's your boy Itchaboi!

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I love you more than
your parents ever will,

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and I've got a real
special treat for y'all.

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Today, in Big City,
I'm opening up the first ever

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Hashtag Be Mirabulous
pop-up store.

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- Oh, I don't pay taxes!
- [stanchion clinks]

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[gasps] That's nearby!

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We can take my limo!

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Remy, what's going on?

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Don't you wanna follow me around

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and get into wacky
antics like normal?

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Uh, sorry, Cricket,
but if we don't go now,

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he's gonna burn all
his merchandise that
doesn't get sold.

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Exclusivity!

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So?

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You wouldn't get it, Cricket,

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You don't really like
the internet or merch.

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They're already out of posters!

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We have to go now!

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- Oh, come on, guys!
- Flaunt your stacks!

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- Come on! Oh, really?
- Flaunt your stacks!

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Really, come on.
This is ridiculous.

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Vasquez, don't you think Remy's

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getting a little too
into this nonsense?

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I think Master Remy's having fun

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and doesn't need you ruining it.

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- Don't follow us.
- Oh yeah, or what?

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- You're gonna beat up a kid?
- [harpoon gun cocks]

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Huh? Wait, wait, what are
you doing with that?

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- [gun bangs]
- Nope, you're good, whoa!

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[Tilly] And we're rolling.

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[clears throat]
Hello, I'm BillGreen123,

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and I'm going to show
you the right way

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to reapply grout.

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Strap yourself in, because
this is going to be a long

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- and detail-oriented video.
- [cat meows]

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- Huh?
- First and foremost,

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make sure you've got
your grout spreader, or a float,

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- [bag crinkling]
- as we call it in the biz.

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[sneezes]

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- [laughing]
- [cat meows]

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Uh, Tilly?

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Am I still in the shot?

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Papa, I've gotta
be honest with you.

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I don't think anyone's
gonna watch this video.

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But I'm speaking clearly
and concisely about grout!

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That may be true,
but people nowadays

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have short attention spans.

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You've gotta keep them
distracted with cats.

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[meows]

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Uh, if you say so.

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Hi, I'm BillGreen123,

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and this is our cat.

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- Oop.
- [cat meows]

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Uh...

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Here, let me help you there.

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- [chomp]
- [screaming]

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Now remember,
don't let any setbacks

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keep you from getting the
tile floor of your dreams.

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This is gold.

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[techno music playing]

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[Remy] Look at that shirt!

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I think we need
to buy everything.

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[grunts] Somebody's gotta
talk some sense into Remy.

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Whoa!

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[camera snapping]

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[camera snapping]

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This costs $800.

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Oh, yeah, now we're
officially mirabulous!

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Remy! [grunts]

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Okay, look, I didn't
wanna mess with your fun,

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but I'm starting to feel like
this whole thing is a scam.

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Really, Cricket?

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Now you just sound like
one of Itchaboi's haters.

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No, I'm not a hater.

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I just feel very strongly
that this Itchaboi guy

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is stringing you along.

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[all] Hater.

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Okay, you three are hopeless,

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but Remy, this isn't you.

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You never cared about flanking
your steaks or whatever

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before this weirdo showed up.

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You just don't get it, Cricket!

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Itchaboi's message is
about spreading positivity

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by buying merchandise,
so that other people know

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how much positivity
you're spreading.

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Remy, buddy, you've gotta
know how stupid that sounds.

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I thought you were my friend!

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But face it, Cricket,
you a hater.

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- [finger snaps]
- Huh?

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Whoa, Remy, wait!

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I'm just trying to help!

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Welcome, distinguished guests,

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the world premier of Papa's
Instructional Grout Video,

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although I may have taken
a few creative liberties.

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Hello, I'm BillGreen123,
and I'm going to show you

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- the right way
to reapply grout.
- [distorted voice] Grout.

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- [audience laughing]
- To your kitchen tile.

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- [cat meows]
- Oop.

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Uh...

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Ugh.

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- Here, let me help you.
- [teeth chomp]

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- [screaming]
- [alarm ringing]

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- Grout.
- [horn honking]

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- [screaming]
- [siren blaring]

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Grout.

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[sneezes]

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- [coughs]
- [metal banging]

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- [screaming]
- What's this for now?

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[float scraping]

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[Bill] Grout.

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[meowing]

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Grout.

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Made by Tilly.

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So, what'd you think?

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Well, I...

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[laughing hysterically]

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Anyway, the video
is very interesting,

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but where's all
the grout information?

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Oh, that stuff
just wasn't playing.

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I think this is what the
people are gonna want to see.

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Well, you're the director.

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All right, I'm gonna go finish
grouting the kitchen tile.

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[laughing] I don't know
what's wrong with Bill,

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this is comedy gold!

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What's good, my sweet buds.

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You mean the world to me.

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[cheering]

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Now I know you all
wish I was there,

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but I couldn't make it,
'cause I'm tired.

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I didn't sleep well last night.

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Why?!

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Anyway, I'm here to tell you
about something even better,

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The Mirabulous Crewse
for my Mirabulous Crew!

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Das yous.

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My private party bus
is waiting outside

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to take you to the dock,

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and once we're at sea,
I promise, promise, promise,

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you'll get to meet me.

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[gasping]
We get to meet Itchaboi?

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And the best part is,

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tickets are only $1 million!

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- [all] Awe!
- Oh, man, What?

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I can't afford that.

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Awe, Kiki, that's too bad.

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For you!

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Woo!

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Listen, Master Cricket.

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You are not allowed
to talk to Master Remy.

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Well, that's just fine,
'cause I wanna talk to you.

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Isn't it your job
to protect Remy?

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Yes, so?

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Well, Itchaboi is turning
Remy into a brainwashed zombie

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who will buy
anything mirabulous,

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and calls his friends haters.

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That's ridiculous!

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Master Remy is the sweet,
loving, tender boy

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we've always known.

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Out of my way, losers!

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Master Remy,
where are you going?

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I'm spending a million dollars
to go live on a boat

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with a stranger
from the internet!

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Also, you're fired!

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Flaunt yo stacks!

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Master Remy, wait, no!

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[both panting]

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Okay, I see what
you were saying now.

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If Remy spends all
that time with Itchaboi,

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he'll be lost forever.

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We've gotta work
together and stop him

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from getting on that boat!

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Okay.

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- [bones crunching]
- Yeow!

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Papa, I'm really
sorry about the...

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Ah, I see you've tiled
the whole kitchen.

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I'm very passionate about grout.

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That's why I'm here.

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I wasn't a very
good collaborator,

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so I reedited the footage
to include both our ideas.

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To finish up, you've gotta tilt

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at a nice 60 degree angle,
and voila.

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There you go!

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Great job, everyone.

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In my next video, I'll show
you how to install drywall

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- without the fuss.
- [cat meows]

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Awe, Tilly.

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Heh, the original was better.

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[Tilly] This has been
a Billy Tilly Production.

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What's this for now?

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Hah, you kept that!
[laughing hysterically]

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Thanks, Tilly.

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We make a good team.

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[Grandma]
Oh, my stitches.

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[water bubbling]

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[gasping] Was swimming really
the best way to get here?

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I needed to get my
cardio in for the day.

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Whoa!

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Itchaboi, I'm here!

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It's your best friend, Remy!

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Hey, there he is.

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Itchaboi, you here?

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Yes I am, little dude.

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In the fleshy-flesh.

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Wow-wee, you're really here!

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Whoa, no hugs yet, buddy.

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Before I give you any
sort of validation

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for your behavior, $1 million.

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Oh, yeah, anything
for you, best friend!

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[gasps]

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No!

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[grunts]

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Hey, give me back my card!

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Squad up, squad up!

294
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[boys] What up, boy?

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[gasps] Vasquez!

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[boys grunting]

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Go, Cricket!
Get Master Remy off the boat!

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Come and get it, Remy!

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Wait!

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Cash slap, cash slap,
cash slap, cash slap!

301
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Give me back my muns, you hater!

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[grunting]

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Come on, Remy.
He's not your friend!

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You're just an
open wallet to him.

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00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:32,088
You shouldn't
listen to Itchaboi.

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And what?
Listen to you instead?

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Huh?

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Cash slap, cash slap, cash slap!

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[Vazquez grunts]

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[boys yell]

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Whoa!

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[grunts]

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[groans]

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Master Cricket,
what's the hold up?

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[grunting]

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00:09:48,049 --> 00:09:50,048
Come on, little man,
be mirabulous!

317
00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:52,338
Now, negate him!
Negate that hater!

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- [groans]
- Here, take it.

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You shouldn't listen
to Itchaboi or me.

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You should do what
makes you happy,

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00:09:58,709 --> 00:10:00,168
because I'll be your
friend either way.

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00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,668
Ha, he's giving up!

323
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,668
Now let's party together,
little man.

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00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,298
Just you, me,
and that $1 million.

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00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:08,298
That's right, I'm gonna go

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with the most mirabulous
person I know.

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Ha-ha, yes!

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00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:12,709
Cricket!

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00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,128
What? No!

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00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:15,628
Ha-ha, good to
have you back, buddy!

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00:10:15,629 --> 00:10:17,378
Sorry, Itchaboi.
It's been real,

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00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,169
but I know who
my true friends are.

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00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:20,919
Ha, got'em!

334
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,879
I was a hologram the whole time!

335
00:10:24,049 --> 00:10:25,588
Wow, what was I thinking?

336
00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:28,298
What do you say we get
out of here, best friends?

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[cheering]

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[distorted voice]
Grout.

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♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪

340
00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:38,668
♪ Lost a bet and got
bit by 100 flies ♪

341
00:10:38,669 --> 00:10:41,878
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪

342
00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:44,918
♪ Hit every branch and
scraped up both my knees ♪

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00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:46,878
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪

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♪ Bit by a frog ♪

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00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,208
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪

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♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

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00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:55,748
♪ I got splinters
at seven and ten ♪

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♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪♪