Look at her go, Remy!
Swift, majestic, unsinkable!
Oh, it sank. RIP, tiny sailors.
Hey, Cricket, look at that!
Huh? Why are people throwin' their money away?
Wow, I didn't know money came in coin form!
Gee, how much do you think is in there, Cricket?
I don't know, but I'm about to find out!
- I'm swimmin' in moolah! - [officer] Halt, child!
You can't take these coins. You'd be stealing wishes.
Wishes? Explain yourself.
Well, people toss money in fountains and make a wish.
I always make the same wish.
I wish I could fly.
Do the wishes ever come true?
- Not yet, but here's hoping. - But who keeps the money?
Yeah, answer the question, lawman!
Hm, I suppose whoever owns the fountain.
Sounds like a pretty good racket.
Yeah, I bet that person is rich!
[echoing] Rich... rich...
Bingo-bango.
Sorry Remy! I gotta go!
Okay, cool! I guess, um...
I'll just go home too, then.
Come one, come all! Your wildest dreams will come true
once you visit Cricket's wonderful Well-O-Wishin'!
- [snorting] - Ah! Here's some well-wishers now!
Step right up and make a wish! The more you spend, the bigger the wish!
-Okay! -Oh, no, no, sweetie. That's where wishes go to die.
- Aw, come on! Take a chance! - I don't think so.
- Nah, brah. - [snorting]
You too, pig? Hm. This business venture may be a lost cause.
- [splashing] - Huh?
Whoa, whoa, Tilly. What're you doing?
I'm making a wish.
And I figured if your wishing well
is even half as magical as you say it is,
then my wish is sure to come true.
- Is that all your money? - [laughs] Of course not.
There. That's all my money.
Now, to wait for my wish to be granted.
- [humming tune] - I'm rich! I'm rich!
With Tilly's money.
I don't normally like to do this, but I gotta ask myself,
what's the right thing to do? [straining]
- Take the dang money, man! - Hm?
- Hiya! - Ah! A devil! A devil!
Return from whence you came!
Whoa! Calm down, buddy. I'm just a friend.
Friend? But you look like a dadgum devil!
Oh, these are just my jammies.
I'm here because you needed help making the right decision.
Oh, well, that's good. I could use some guidance.
Say, isn't there supposed to be a little angel fella?
Ba-ba-ba-ba! Focus on the here and now.
Concerning Tilly's money, it's perfectly fine for you to keep it.
- After all, she gave it to you. - What you're saying certainly makes sense.
I know! Don't over-think this one, big guy.
- You earned it. - [laughs] I did, didn't I?
Now, what can two handsome devils do with this newfound fortune?
[both] Mm!
- [bell ringing] - [video game beeping]
Hey, y'all! Wish me happy birthday!
- [all] Happy birthday! - It's not even my birthday!
- Cricket! Cricket! - Kid, you're on a roll.
[devil] Betcha can't throw two balls at once.
Ha, watch and learn, little guy! [grunting]
- Cricket Green, how could you! - Ah!
- [laughs, grunts] - Ah! It felt like someone
- just shouted right in my ear! - [screams]
- Uh... - [choral music stops and starts]
- [gasping] - Ah!
[grunting] I never thought I'd make it out!
- [crashing] - Uh, what just crawled outta my body?
I did! Come on, seriously? It's hard wearing white.
Oh, great, here comes King of the Killjoys.
Cricket Green, I can't believe you swindled your dear, sweet sister!
That was like two hours ago. Why didn't you show up then?
Ha! I would have if somebody hadn't hogtied me
- and left me for the dogs! - [slurping] Mmm...
Anyway, scamming your sister is the lowest of the low.
However, it's not too late for you, Cricket.
You can still return the money, and all will be forgiven.
Eh, that might be hard to do. I've only got one quarter left.
Well, I suppose one quarter is a start... Wait, what're you doing?
- No, Cricket, no! - [chewing] Yay!
- [stammering] Ah! - [laughs] That's my boy.
You're a monster! And you! You're on your way to becoming a monster!
-Oh! Come on! -Take heed, Cricket Green. Is this really who you wanna be?
If you don't make things right with your sister,
I'm gonna annoy you till the end of time!
I'll pull your toes when you're trying to sleep!
I'll chew on yer ears! And I'll make weird noises!
[babbling] And I'll punch your butt!
Hey, that's my personal area. You're really getting on my nerves!
Well, you want me to leave, huh? Then earn back Tilly's money,
and I'll be gone lickety-split. Now, get to work filling this jar!
[groans] Fine!
[music plays]
- All right! - Half full! Time for a break!
No, half empty. Get back to work!
It seems the fountain has absorbed my coins.
Which means the time is nigh for my wish to come true.
All right, Angel. When I give Tilly's money back, you're outta here, right?
Once you've righted your wrongs, I say adios.
That's all I needed to hear.
Hey, Tilly. Uh, here's your money back.
I figured you could use it for something more worthwhile.
This time don't spend it all in one place, you hear? [laughs]
Ah! Done and done! Goodbye, annoying angel.
- [coins rattling] - Uh, Tilly? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Yes, I did. But I can't think of anything better I'd like to buy than a wish.
Okay, Tilly. I gotta come clean.
- What is it, Cricket? - Actually, you might find this a little funny.
[laughs] Yeah, I think you'll be laughing when you hear this one.
- Sounds pretty good. [laughs] - [both laugh]
The fountain is a scam! I did it to make some quick money! [laughs]
I fail to see the humor, brother.
So where does this leave the status of my requested wish?
Well, Tilly, your wish ain't coming true.
Uh, but maybe it'll come true on its own! What'd you wish for?
I wished that I could touch a rainbow.
Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool.
I wished, if only for a second, to be a part of nature's most fleeting beauty.
Everyone has seen a rainbow. But I wanted to touch one.
To feel it. Is it warm or chilly?
Soft or surprisingly coarse? I guess I'll never know.
- Hey, you forgot your money! - Keep it.
Money's nothing compared to the promise of a wish.
Wow. Just wow.
I hope you're proud of yourself!
You again? I thought I got rid of you.
- Yeah! What the heck, dude? - Oh, hey, buddy.
- Wassup? - Well, Cricket.
I said I'd leave you alone once you made things right.
And things are far from right!
Eh! He tried his best.
Did you see the look on Tilly's face?
She can't get any sadder. He should just keep the money.
- [gasps] No, he should not! - Yes, he should!
-No, he shouldn't! -Guys, quiet down! I can't hear myself think!
- Cricket, listen to me. - No, listen to me!
I said be quiet! [sighs] That's better.
Cricket! Don't listen to him! I'm trying to help you!
Ha! Time to shut you up for good!
- [grunting] That doesn't feel good. - [zapping]
- This time it's gonna be my way! - Ah!
[grunting] It's dark! Who turned off the sun?!
- Take that and that and that! - [zapping]
When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes, I, all alone, beweep my outcast state.
Come back here, you! Huh? Come out, come out, wherever you are! Ah!
♪ Oh, never forgetty to eat your spaghetti ♪
♪ And you'll be a shining star ♪
- Here, have a light! - Ah! Hot, hot, hot!
Well, well, well. Ain't this a glorious sight.
How the righteous have fallen.
Cricket! I know we don't get along great,
but you shouldn't do the right thing to get rid of me!
- Hey! Let go! - You should do it for your sister!
[both shouting]
[gasps] Angel's right! Tried to escape my own guilt.
Forgot about Tilly's feelings! I gotta make this right. Tilly deserves it!
[sighs] Have you ever had a wish, ladybug?
Well, you should give up on it. Take it from me,
a washed up old hag with a wish and nothing to show for it.
- [Cricket] Tilly! - What now?
I had to make a choice today about who I am.
And cheatin' you, well, that's not who I wanna be.
-This is who I wanna be! [panting] -Cricket, what are you doing?
- Hey! Get outta that fountain! - Ah!
- [grunting] - Get back here, please!
[Cricket panting]
- What is he doing? - Officer Keys, wait!
- Oh, yes? - Make a wish.
Oh, joy!
I wish I could fly!
- Huh? Aw! - [laughs]
- Cricket, I don't understand! - [rumbling]
Tilly Green, I'm gonna make your wish come true!
[shouting]
- Wow! - [grunting]
- Oof! - I'm doing it, Ma! I'm flying!
- Oof! - [gasps]
I can feel every color!
It's... it's everything I ever dreamed!
[gasping, coughing, groans] Huh?
That was the nicest thing you ever did for me.
Glad you liked it, Tilly.
That wish was worth every penny.
And nickel and dime and quarter.
Well, looks like our job here is done.
- Till next time, eh? - Till next time.
Headin' home.
Here we go!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪