Okay, family, last night, I had a dream.
And in that dream, I had a vision.
[all] Uh-huh?
People always come to us for vegetables,
but why don't we go to them?
I give you...
Good idea, boy!
And I've already got a bunch of orders,
- so let's hit the road. - [clank]
Dad, I think the mirror fell off.
- It's fine! - [clank]
- [straining] - Are you sure the truck
can handle all these deliveries?
What are you talkin' about?
This old girl has weathered many a storm.
Plus the Kludge is the only vehicle we have,
so it's gonna have to work.
- [grunting] - [engine grinding]
[backfire]
And we're off!
- [horns honking] - [drivers shouting]
Your car stinks and you stink!
Get off the road!
Dad, these other cars seem kinda angry at us.
Quiet, Cricket. Daddy's concentrating.
How long is this gonna take?
Because I think my spine is resetting.
And I can't get these dang seatbelts to click!
- [Bill] Ooh, pothole! - Aah! Oof!
Dad, this truck is literally falling apart!
Whoa! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Gosh, don't stand so hard, Cricket!
Oh, hey, look, we're here!
BigTech headquarters!
[Cricket] Whoa, Remy told me about this place!
They make all kinds of cool stuff!
- [Bill] Aaaand made it! - [truck wheezing]
[Cricket, Tilly, and Gramma gasping]
Hello! Green Family Farms! Fresh vegetable delivery!
Did anyone order vegetables?!
- Yes, me! - Huh?
Hello. I'm Gwendolyn Zapp!
The incredibly wealthy, incredibly smart CEO of BigTech!
- Go home, boy! - [robot voice] Bark-bark.
I could end all the world's problems,
but instead I choose to invent things like Robo-pants!
Ms. Zapp, we need to do a major recall on the Robo-pants!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
So where are those local organic vegetables I ordered?
Oh, right! [chuckles]
Let me just get 'em out of my truck.
- [angelic music] - [stammering]
A Kludge!
I had one of these when I was a teen!
Yeah, she's a classic,
but she's definitely lost some of her charm.
She's perfect. Just perfect.
Have you Greens, by chance, heard of the Vrum?
It's my latest invention!
[female computer voice] Hello, Green family.
Wow! That's a good lookin' vehicle!
It's more than just pretty! I've heard of this!
It's got everything! Like a Cray-Cray button
that makes the car go so fast,
I heard it blew a guy's lips off!
That's right, but we gave that man a pair of Robo-lips,
and now he can say any word in the dictionary!
- Except "lawsuit." - [Greens] Wow!
Oh, what's that, brain? Another genius idea?
Hey! How about if I give you a brand new Vrum!
- [kids gasp] - Really?
In exchange for your old Kludge!
Trade in the Kludge? She has been acting up lately.
What do you think, kids?
- What?! Say yes! Say yes! - Dad, it's a robo-car!
If you're thinking about this for more than five seconds,
you're an idiot.
Well, okay!
Take good care of her, will ya?
You Greens are out of this wooooorld!
She's funny.
[Vrum plays soothing startup chime]
I am your new Vrum.
It is my job to serve you.
Here, let me take those off your hands.
Oh!
Vegetables loaded.
Well, I've never seen a car do that before.
[all] Whoa!
Three passengers loaded.
Scanning for fourth passenger.
Aaaah! The Vrum hit me!
Aah! Pfft! Just kiddin'! Scared ya, huh?
[Vrum] Problem child detected.
[laughing]
- Wowee! - Look at that!
Hello, Green family.
What would you like to call me?
Gosh. I've never had to name a car before,
so I want it to be good--
Dr. Bubblebutt! Dr. Bubblebutt!
My name is...
Uh, no, I'd like to change the name, please.
I cannot fulfill your request.
Name locked forever.
This car sure is full of surprises.
Laser scan initiating.
What's that-- Aah! Kids, help!
It's trying to kill me!!
- [chime] - [Vrum] Scan complete.
Mirrors adjusted.
Also, I noticed an impacted molar.
Well, now that you mention it, I--
[muffled exclamations]
Hey, now that's pretty neat!
You're welcome.
This car's incredible!
[chuckling] You're right!
Now, who's ready to deliver some veggies?
- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
Whoa! Hey!
Is that guy talking to us?
No, an awesome dude like that
wouldn't be trying to get my attention.
Yes, he is! Open the window!
Uh, can I help you?
Cool car! You must be a cool guy!
Yeah! I guess I am!
- Cool. - See ya, friend!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Super cool!
Hey, Dr. Bubblebutt, you got any games in there?
Fussy baby detected in front seat.
- Fussy baby? - Attempting to pacify.
How dare you! I'm not a ba-- huh?
Oooh!
Uh, yeah, I'm a fussy baby!
Gaga-googoo!
- Wow! - Wow!
Sure are a lot more more seat settings than the Kludge.
The Kludge only had one setting: awful!
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm about to go hard on the massage setting.
- [vibrating] - Oh, yeah!
Ohh, baby!
Tilly, look at how relaxed I am!
Yes. Well, this list is certainly a buffet of delights.
And I will gorge on them all.
[chuckles] Let's try... this one.
Ooh! Very nice.
[voice shaking] Or this one.
Not this one!
Or this one!
Oh. Cute, but unnecessary.
Hey, how 'bout some music-- Ow!
Is something wrong?
Just looking for the radio knob.
Where are all the knobs?
Oh, I use "air knobs."
Just pretend to turn a knob here!
Huh, weird. But okay...
Here? I-I don't know what I'm doing...
No, not that one!
[driver] Aah!
Oh, jeez! The Kludge never would've done that.
Dr. Bubblebutt, you're a little more complicated than my old truck.
You're doing great.
Ya know what else would be great?
Some more milk with these cookies!
How do you do it? Is it here or--
Unsafe levels of button pressing detected.
Baby on lockdown.
Huh? Whoa! Frazzum frazzum thing!
- [Gramma murmuring] - [Tilly] Aah! Aah!
- Aah! - [beeps]
Finally, I've done it.
I've gone through all the seat options.
I can rest now.
- [chime] - Huh?
[Vrum] Seat Options Volume II loading...
Oh, no! More choices?
The Kludge would never overwhelm me like this!
- Uh! - [ping]
- Hmm? - Waffle mode activated.
Oh, no, no, no! No!
Gramma! Help!
[relaxed murmuring]
[Bill] Aw, just look at this traffic!
It's backed up all across the bridge!
I hope we're not late for our delivery.
Hit the Cray-Cray button! Hit the Cray-Cray button!
- Nnnn! - Bad baby!
Baby now under car arrest.
[lullaby playing]
Hey, Dr. Bubblebutt, I don't suppose there's anything
you can do about this traffic?
At this rate, we're gonna be late for our delivery!
I am here to serve.
Initiating magnetic wheels.
[humming, clicking]
Huh? Whoa!
[screaming]
[Vrum] Hang on!
[Greens screaming]
- Aaaaah! - Aah aah aah!
Sensing baby in distress. Initiating lullaby.
- ♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪ - Aaaaaaagh!
- ♪ On the treetop ♪ - Aaaaaaagh!
♪ When the wind blows ♪
♪ The cradle will drop ♪
Ah! [gasp] Tilly!
- [sizzling] - I am but moments away
from a golden, crispy exterior.
Hold on, sweetie! I'm comin', I--
[sleepily] I'm in a prison of relaxation!
Gotta save Tilly!
Aah!
- [screen shatters] - Waffle is served.
I'm alive! Thanks, Gramma!
Sure thing, sweetie.
Arriving at destination in three... two...
- One! - Whoa!
Hey, Greens, thanks a lot That was fast!
- Also, cool car! - Uh...
[Vrum] Delivery complete, with time to spare!
[party horns]
Ice cream?
This really is the perfect car.
The seats are real comfortable.
Uh-huh... highly adjustable.
Yeah. [slurp] She's perfect.
Ah, dang it! You're too perfect!
Is there anything you can't do?
You sound stressed. Activating therapist mode.
Do you want to talk about it?
[sigh] Yeah.
Look, you're obviously an incredible car.
You don't creak or leak,
and you get us there in a timely fashion.
But I still can't get over missing my truck.
I mean, I've had the Kludge since I was a young man.
She held strong through thick and thin!
Heck, the Kludge was practically a member of our family.
And you don't get rid of a family member,
no matter how old and leaky they get!
- [kids] Yeah! - I'm holdin' you to that.
I'm sorry, Dr. Bubblebutt.
You're a great car, but you're not our car.
Now take us back to the Kludge!
[Vrum] I am here to serve.
Hey, Gwendolyn? We're coming back to get my truck!
Oh, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!
You see, I'm taking your truck
to my vacation home on Mars!
Mars?! The planet?!
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh.
Look, I'm incredibly rich and incredibly crazy,
and that makes for one heck of a combo.
Also, I'm leaving in T-minus 30 seconds. Bye!
She's taking the Kludge to Mars!
- The planet?! - That's what I said!
She's leaving in 30 seconds!
We'll never make it!
You mean we have to go incredibly fast
in an incredibly short amount of time?!
Oh, gosh, okay. Go ahead and do it!
Thank you, Daddy!
[screaming]
Aaaah!
- Aaah! - Aaah!
[laughing]
Aah! My lips!
- There it is! - [screech]
- We're just in time! - Go, go, go!
- [Vrum] Bill. - Huh?
Goodbye. I hope to one day
be part of a family like yours.
You will, Dr. Bubblebutt.
I'm sure of it.
- Come on, Dad! - Come on!
Aah! What?!
Hey! My family's in there!
All systems go!
My Mars vay-cay officially starts... now!
Oh, my gosh, what am I gonna do!
Bill. Get in.
Huh? What's going on?
The extra weight is throwing me off course!
- Dad! - Hang on!
[Greens] Whoaaa!
[Cricket] We're headed straight for Big City!
[screaming]
How are we gonna get out of this one?!
Bill. You have helped me understand
that families must stick together.
Now, let me help you.
- After all, I am here to serve. - Whoaaa!
Yay, Dad! What?!
[Greens] Aaaaaah!
[Vrum] Goodbye, Greens!
[Gwendolyn] Mars here I come!
Have fun on Mars, Dr. Bubblebutt!
We did it! The Kludge is back!
Oh, family, I love ya, and the Kludge, too!
[Kludge gurgling] I love you, toooooo...
Oh, my gosh, the Kludge can talk?!
No, no. It's just her leakin' oil.
[disappointed] Ohhh!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got Bit by a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
♪ Bit by a frog Got a rash on my leg ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters Between seven and ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪