1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:07,120 [theme music playing] 3 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:18,579 One, two! One, two, three, four! 4 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:22,380 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 5 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,670 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 6 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:32,880 [chicken squawks] 7 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,499 Look alive, Cricket. 8 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,169 The boss, Ms. Cho, will be here any minute. 9 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,119 Okay-doke. What do you think 10 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,999 Ms. Cho's big announcement's gonna be, Gloria? 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,959 I don't know. Maybe I'll get a competent co-worker for once. 12 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,959 Unh! I, for one, hope we get some new T.P. 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,289 This one-ply is chafing my hiney. 14 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:48,379 - [door opens] - [Ms. Cho grunts] 15 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:49,539 Oh, hey, Ms. Cho. 16 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:51,709 - [grunting] - Hey! Ho! Hi! 17 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:54,169 Thank you for the flattering introduction, Ms. Cho! 18 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,169 My name is Donny Tinselton. 19 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:57,789 I'm a retired movie director, 20 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:59,669 and a close chum of Miriam's. 21 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:01,499 Ahem. I mean, Ms. Cho. 22 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,669 We used to work in the pictures together. 23 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:05,539 And what a dazzling star you still are. 24 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:07,829 - [flirty grunts] - Hoh-hoo-hoo! 25 00:01:07,830 --> 00:01:09,579 [uncomfortable groans] 26 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,539 Anyhoo, I'm here to shoot a commercial for Big Coffee! 27 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,209 [both] A commercial?! 28 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:16,329 Big Coffee is about to start selling jelly doughnuts, 29 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,749 and we want the world to know. 30 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,789 I want this commercial to look natural, 31 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:22,289 so I need actors who look plain and simple. 32 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,329 Like a rock. 33 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,329 Lucky for me, you two fit the bill! 34 00:01:25,330 --> 00:01:27,169 Take a look at the script for me, would ya? 35 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,459 Try not to be too intimidated by me, Cricket. 36 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,789 In college, I took an acting class. 37 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,749 Okay, little boy, try the first line. 38 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,459 Okay, let's see here. 39 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:38,209 Ahem. We now carry scrumptious jelly doughnuts. 40 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,459 Oh, that's dynamite! 41 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:41,289 And your line is, "Made fresh every day." 42 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:42,879 Okay. [dramatically] Made... 43 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,669 No. No, wait. [British accent] Made... 44 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:46,329 Ugh! ♪ Maaaade ♪ 45 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:47,330 [sinister] Made... 46 00:01:47,331 --> 00:01:48,669 Let me stop you right there. 47 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:50,209 That was terrible. You're out. 48 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,539 However, you... 49 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,749 - you've got "it." - Wow! 50 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:54,959 I'm gonna give you both lines, 51 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,459 because just look at ya! 52 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,039 Those overalls-- dynamo! 53 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,619 No shoes? No problem! 54 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,249 And that hair! It's your statement piece! 55 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,289 Son, you've got kapowie! 56 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:07,249 - Kablowie? - Kapowie! 57 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,250 Kazowie? 58 00:02:08,251 --> 00:02:09,499 Kapowie! 59 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,119 Oh. Is that good? 60 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,709 Is that good? It's the best! 61 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:14,419 It's what sets you apart from these other clowns. 62 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,379 Yeah, I'm just gonna go on a break. 63 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:17,829 Okay, bye, Gloria. 64 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,039 Well, I could just jump right over the moon! 65 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,329 Cricket Green, a star! 66 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,919 Great. Now, be back here by 5 P.M. 67 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,879 to shoot the commercial, and be camera-ready. 68 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,209 Ha! You kiddin' me? 69 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:29,499 This kapowie's always camera-ready. 70 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,079 - [door opens and closes] - What a firecracker that one is. 71 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,379 [suspenders creak] 72 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,919 Who's this entering from stage left? 73 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,329 Another child! 74 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:36,499 Yes, I heard through the grapevine 75 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,500 you were shootin' a commercial? 76 00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:38,919 May I be in it? 77 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,379 Why, sure! We need background actors 78 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,619 to fill the cafe. 79 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,289 You will be Girl Eating Doughnut. 80 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,039 Hmm, I accept. 81 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,079 You will not be disappointed. 82 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,499 'Scuse me. I must get into character. 83 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:51,959 You really don't have to! 84 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,619 She's not your kid, is she? 85 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:56,289 [funky music] 86 00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:58,249 Kapowie! 87 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,329 - Hey, I like your style, kid. - Me, too. 88 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,499 Dang heavy mirror. Smooth moves, kid! 89 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,420 Cwicket, high-five! 90 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,209 [both] La-la-la-la-la! 91 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:09,499 You're the man, Cwicket Gween! 92 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,540 And you have excellent taste. 93 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,329 [TV announcer] Great news! 94 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:15,919 Milk Hat now comes in a full gallon! 95 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,289 Now you can enjoy 96 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,829 even more cool frosty milk on the go! 97 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:20,329 Thanks, Milk Hat! 98 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,579 Should I get a Milk Hat? 99 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,329 Hmm... 100 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:25,419 Ha ha! Y'all better get used to this view, 101 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:26,789 'cause this little country boy 102 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,539 just got cast for a Big City commercial, 103 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:31,289 and it's all because I got kapowie! 104 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,709 Kapowie? Better put some ointment on that. 105 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:36,619 My boy, a genuine star! 106 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,499 Yep! Now, if you'll excuse me, 107 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,379 I'm off to get camera-ready, 108 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,209 which is fancy talk for gettin' purty. 109 00:03:42,210 --> 00:03:43,379 I'm back! 110 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:44,579 Tilly, you picked up doughnuts! 111 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:46,329 Well, aren't you the sweetest-- Ow! 112 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:47,379 These doughnuts are a part 113 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:49,289 of my creative process. 114 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,039 I will eat as many as it takes to become... 115 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,459 [dramatic music] 116 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:55,329 Girl Eatin' Doughnuts. 117 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:56,749 Oh! Ooh! 118 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:57,919 Ow! 119 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,379 Lookin' good, Mr. Kapowie. 120 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,419 - [doink] - Huh? 121 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,419 Rrr! Well... [slurp] 122 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:04,619 nothin' a little mouth grease can't fix. 123 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,329 There he is. 124 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,290 Mmm! 125 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:08,829 You want to be difficult, huh? 126 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:09,100 - [buzzing] - Fine! 127 00:04:09,101 --> 00:04:11,829 All right, easy, Cricket. 128 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:15,290 Patience and precision. 129 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:17,879 [dramatic music] 130 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,880 [doink] 131 00:04:18,881 --> 00:04:20,619 Yaaaaah! 132 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:22,579 Uh, Tilly, what are you doin'? 133 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:23,669 Tryin' to find my character. 134 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:25,419 Feed me my line, please. 135 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:26,100 Uh, I thought you didn't have any lines. 136 00:04:26,101 --> 00:04:28,459 You mean a doughnut? 137 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:30,379 While I'm still within the scene, please. 138 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,329 Ahh! Mmm! 139 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:33,379 Mmm! 140 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:35,039 No! That was all wrong! 141 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,459 My character would never bite so recklessly. 142 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,459 Hand me another. Ah! 143 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,289 Hello there, family. 144 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:42,829 You wouldn't know where we, uh-- [cough]-- 145 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:44,579 keep the glue, would ya? 146 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,039 Why do you need the glue, son? 147 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,829 [laughs] Oh, you know, crafts and such. 148 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,249 Oop! Heh heh heh. 149 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,119 Son, you're sweatin' an awful lot. 150 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,249 Let me turn the fan on. 151 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,829 - Dad, wait! - [roaring] 152 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:59,250 Nooooo! 153 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:04,289 [guffawing] 154 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,499 Don't look at me! 155 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,380 No one look at me! 156 00:05:06,381 --> 00:05:09,289 I think it looks real good, son! 157 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:11,419 Ma, did you really have to laugh that hard? 158 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:12,459 Yes. 159 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:14,119 [panting] Ooh! 160 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,919 Hey, watch where you're goin', twerp! 161 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,329 Wha--?! But that guy liked my style before! 162 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:20,379 - [thump] - Smooth moves, kid. 163 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:21,539 [groaning] 164 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,329 Cwicket, high-five! 165 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:26,329 Benny, you do not know how much I need this-- 166 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,749 Two swow, gotta go. 167 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,669 But I'm never too "swow." 168 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:32,499 Aah! Without my perfect hair, 169 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,419 I don't have any kapowie. 170 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,749 I gotta get my hair fixed before the shoot tonight! 171 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:39,579 I need... a hair professional. 172 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,419 [Tilly] I don't care... [munching] 173 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,379 ...how many doughnuts I have to eat. 174 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:46,000 I will find my character! 175 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,419 [groans] 176 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:49,709 None of these are right. 177 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:52,289 Well, maybe Girl Eatin' Doughnut 178 00:05:52,290 --> 00:05:55,289 eats her doughnuts like this! 179 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:56,290 [gasp] 180 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,289 [groans] 181 00:05:58,290 --> 00:05:59,290 Don't you think you're goin' 182 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:00,579 a little overboard here, Tilly? 183 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,749 After all, you are just an extra. 184 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:06,959 You think Girl Eatin' Doughnut is just an extra? 185 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,829 Well, I mean, yes? 186 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:11,499 Girl Eatin' Doughnut is misunderstood, 187 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,829 sophisticated, and a patriot! 188 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:15,289 Are you disrespecting a patriot?! 189 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,539 Sir, no, sir! 190 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:18,879 Then go out there and get me more doughnuts! 191 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,459 Sir, yes, sir! 192 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,379 [panting] 193 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:23,789 You woulda done well in the war. 194 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:26,879 I've gots a hair emergency! 195 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,079 - Huh?! Aah! - Aah! 196 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,419 Sweet hairs above! It's hideous! 197 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:33,039 Please, I've gotta get this mess on my head 198 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,539 fixed before five! 199 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:36,499 We're not going anywhere near that head! 200 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,169 You call yourselves hair stylists?! 201 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,879 I will take the boy! 202 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,419 You really gonna help me? 203 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:45,209 Yes, child, and I'll do it free of charge. 204 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,459 - For you... - [music] 205 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:49,379 ...shall be my greatest challenge yet. 206 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:51,879 - [disco music] - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 207 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,380 Hmm... 208 00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:58,829 [stylist grunts] [exhales] 209 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:00,459 Hoo! 210 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,789 It is done. 211 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,749 Aah! 212 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,499 I'm sorry. There's nothing more I could do. 213 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,749 I should have known that going in, 214 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,539 but I'm an optimist! 215 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:10,079 I'm practically bald! 216 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,289 I can't go out like this! 217 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:12,619 You gotta do somethin'! 218 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,459 Well, I might have one other idea. 219 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,169 [funky music] 220 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:19,500 Wig kapowie. 221 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,959 [barking] 222 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,289 Huh! Whoa! 223 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,119 Oh, no! It's okay! 224 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,249 A little muddy, that's all! 225 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,459 [truck horn blaring] 226 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:31,329 Heh! It's all right. It's still good! 227 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:33,540 [cawing] 228 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,749 - [ominous note] - I'm doomed. 229 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,169 Rehearsal time, everyone! 230 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:40,419 Ooh! Is that a new kind of picture camera? 231 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,249 How do they make it so small? 232 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,919 Uh, technology? 233 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,459 [laughing] 234 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:46,829 Technology. 235 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:48,249 Here's a nickel for that laugh. 236 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,499 Heh! Hey, everyone! 237 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,879 I'm here for the rehearsal. 238 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,379 - [cawing] - Aah! 239 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,919 Why won't you stop tormenting me?! 240 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,789 Oh, there goes the last little bit of it. 241 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:58,579 - Mmm. - Goodness gracious me! 242 00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,749 Where'd your statement piece go? 243 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,249 Uh, no matter. 244 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:02,459 As long as you've still got your kapowie. 245 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:04,119 Is the extra ready? 246 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,619 - [weakly] Ready. - Good, good, good! 247 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,579 Now, remember, small boy, your line is, 248 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:09,289 "We now carry scrumptious jelly doughnuts 249 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,619 made fresh every day." 250 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,379 And... action! 251 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:14,619 [gulp] We-- 252 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,789 We now carry scrumpunch-- Scrimnas? 253 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:20,419 No, flumptious. Aah! Let me try that again. 254 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,379 The line is, "We now carry scrumptious jelly doughnuts 255 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,959 made fresh every day." 256 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,379 Yes, yes! I got it now! 257 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,289 We now carry scrumptious smelly-- 258 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,169 Not smelly! Not smelly! 259 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:31,829 Aah! Skip this line! We'll come back to it! 260 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:34,120 - [groaning] - Made fresh every spray. 261 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:38,209 Aah! Jelly doughnuts?! 262 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,169 Jelly doughnuts! 263 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:42,459 Cut! Sorry, kid! 264 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:43,789 You used to have "it." 265 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,209 But now you don't got "it," 266 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:46,419 and I need "it." 267 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,420 [screaming] Get it?! 268 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,829 Just to be clear, "it" is kapowie, right? 269 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:53,580 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Now shoo! 270 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,419 Another child star burns out. 271 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,249 What a shame. What a shame! 272 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,329 Oh! And now I've worked myself up into a tizzy! 273 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,619 Towel girl! 274 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,419 Why, thank you. Hey, I like your look. 275 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,579 - What's your name? - I'm Gloria. 276 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:08,499 I auditioned this morning and you rejected me? 277 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,419 Well, things have changed, and we need a star. 278 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,420 You're back, baby! 279 00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:12,460 [gasping] 280 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,380 [sigh] 281 00:09:15,381 --> 00:09:16,919 Well, I blew it, Tilly. 282 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,459 I used to be such a confident, cool guy, 283 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,999 and now that I've lost my hair, 284 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,209 I'm nothing. 285 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:25,209 No, Cricket, that's not true. 286 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:27,419 If there's one thing I've learned today, 287 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,919 it's that it doesn't matter if a doughnut is glazed 288 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,709 or powdered or "covered in sprinkles," 289 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:37,039 they've always got jelly on the inside! 290 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,419 What are you talkin' about doughnuts for? 291 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:39,709 Talk about me! 292 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:42,379 [groans] All right, we don't have much time, 293 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,459 so listen close. 294 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:44,499 You're the doughnut, Cricket. 295 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,919 The jelly is your kapowie. 296 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,419 Your appearance doesn't matter. 297 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,289 It's what's on the inside that counts. 298 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,289 Now, if you'll excuse me-- [urp] 299 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,419 I'm the doughnut? 300 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,579 [gasp] 301 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:56,419 I'm the doughnut! 302 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,619 All right, let's get started. 303 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,749 Miriam, be my muse once more 304 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,379 - for old times' sake. - [flirty grunts] 305 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:03,169 All right! Go time! 306 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,170 Action! 307 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,879 [spotlight echoes] 308 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,579 -We now carry-- -Stop the presses! 309 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,579 - I gotta say somethin'! - Seriously?! 310 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,419 Say, point that camera down at me, would ya? 311 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:13,499 Hup! Ah! 312 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,500 All this time, I thought my hair 313 00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:16,289 is what gave me kapowie, 314 00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:18,499 but I now realize my hair doesn't define me. 315 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,919 I may not have the topping you all know and love, 316 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,789 but I am full of the same kapowie jelly 317 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,419 I've always had! 318 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:27,119 If you cut me open, it'll all flow out! 319 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,999 - [clapping] - There he is! 320 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,459 That's the firecracker I met this morning! 321 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,289 You've got your kapowie back! 322 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:36,289 And now you can go back to being the towel girl! 323 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,290 Isn't that great, Gloria? 324 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:38,919 Ugh! Whatever. 325 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,209 Now what do you say we get this ball rolling, huh? 326 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:44,379 Lights, camera, action! 327 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,289 [Donny] Are you in the mood for some friendly service, 328 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:51,079 hot coffee, and perhaps being in the presence of an angel? 329 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,119 Well, come on down to Big Coffee! 330 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,499 We now carry scrumptious jelly doughnuts 331 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,579 made fresh every day. 332 00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:01,119 [Donny] So come on down to Big Big Big Big Big Coffee! 333 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,420 Am I gettin' paid for this?