[theme music plays]
♪ One, two One, two, three ♪
[vocalizing]
[chicken squawks]
Aaaah. Mm. Mm!
Thanks for pickin' breakfast, Papa.
Yeah, what a spread! Pancakes, bacon,
Tilly's famous cornbread!
Ha ha! That girl is an artist in the kitchen,
I tell you what. Dig in, everyone!
This bacon's so burnt you could use it as an icepick.
Just the way I like it.
- These pancakes a-- - Ow.
- Are... - Ow.
[Cricket] Ow.
What's goin' on with you, son?
Hmm? It's nothin'.
[slurps] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Just ol' Hurty Tooth actin' up again.
Son...[sighs] Explain.
Hurty Tooth is the name of an ornery tooth I have.
He tends to act up when I eat or drink
or expose him to direct sunlight...
Yeah, I've heard enough. Let me see that tooth.
Let's see here. I--
Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Aaah--
All right, that does it.
I'm settin' both you kids up
with dentist appointments right away.
Whoa. Hold on now. I don't want to go to the dentist!
Oh, boy. I hope they use the cinnamon fluoride!
That's the attitude, sweetie.
Cricket, why can't you be excited about fluoride?
Dad, I can handle it!
I don't need anyone pokin' around in my mouth!
You're dang right, boy. You can't trust doctors!
They're so nice, and then, bam!
They'll take everything from you!
R-Really? Is that t-t-true?
Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes, it is!
First they'll take a tooth, then a finger,
and then who know what!
How do you think I lost my leg?
Doctor took it! Bit it clean off!
- All right, let's go. - Crict!
Gramma, no! Don't let this man take me away!
I don't want to go to the dentist!
Bye, Gramma!
Bill, no!
Ohh! Cricket!!!
-Gramma, help me! -[Bill] Jeez, Cricket, just relax.
Don't you worry, boy. Gramma's comin'!
Well, you certainly are a fighter.
I don't need to be here.
This problem is completely ignorable.
I don't know why you hate the dentist so much.
Personally, I find it nice and relaxin'.
Somethin' about those fluorescent lights...
[lights humming]
Hmm. Not a single issue of Tuber Digest or Sensible Yields.
[gasps] HighBrights!
I used to read these all the time as a boy!
I was a real whiz at "Spot the Difference."
Let's see if I still got it.
So, we got a person walkin' a dog,
and a person walkin' a dog.
Hmm. Not seein' any differences yet.
But that won't stop this ol' whiz!
Cricket Green? The dentist is ready to see you now.
Uh, Cricket Green?
Oh. Excuse me, sir.
Are you Cricket Green?
No! My name is... different than that!
Mrs. Different Than That.
Anyway, gotta go.
Yes, this is Cricket Green.
And he's getting his Hurty Tooth fixed today.
Argh. Fine.
I don't need no stinkin' tooth fixed.
The door is right this way.
[mocking] "The door is right this way." Pfft!
Tilly, we're ready for you too-- Oh. [laughs] OK.
Ahh.
The dentist will be with you shortly.
Take your time. Aaah.
There's something about these lights
makes me feel so relaxed.
[ghostly voice] Tilly. Tillyl
Who is that?! Have I passed on?! Are you my Maker?
No, it's me! The Tooth Fairy!
[gasps]
Why am I here? I don't need to be here.
Hi there, kiddo, I'll be your dentist today!
The name is Dr. Enamel!
I know, I know, it's a funny name.
I don't think it's funny.
My charts say you've got a nasty case of tooth decay.
If left unchecked, it could lead to the very silly-sounding
yet dangerous gingivitis.
Well, good luck, Doctor, because I know your game
and I ain't cooperatin' with your scam. Hmpf!
Oh. OK. Then I guess you can go home.
Wha-- Really?!
- Aahh! Aah! - Nope!
OK, looking good...
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Aaah. Oh, I'm sorry,
do Hurty Tooth and I disgust you?
Listen, slugger, I'm sorry,
but that tooth has to be pulled out right away.
Wah?! It's just like Gramma said!
You want my tooth, but then what?
An arm? A leg? Huh? Huh?!
What I want is for you to have proper dental hygiene.
[whimpers]
Oof! Don't worry, Cricket,
-I'll get you out of here. -[man] Hello?
Hello? Is someone in here?
I thought I heard--
Excuse me.
Where can I find a patient named Cricket Green?
There's no time for that! Come with me!
This man wants to put Christmas decorations on his braces,
and by golly, we're gonna make his dream come true.
Ho ho ho!
OK, Bill, let's try this again.
Lady, lady.
Dog, dog.
Oh, there's a bird.
Does the other one have a bird? I--
Gah! Come on, Bill,
no need to get worked up over a kid's puzzle.
All I need to do is look a little...closer!
Wow! This place is amazing!
Do you really live here?
Yes! This is my kingdom!
Toothtopia!
And over here is my castle!
Wowee! Thanks for the royal tour, Your Majesty!
And might I say, I love your sense of decor.
Really? You mean it?
You would tell me if it's creepy, right?
-Tell me if it's creepy! -T-Taste is subjective.
I've had such a wonderful time here.
How can I ever repay you?
[cackling] You don't have to give me anything!
But if you did, I'd want another tooth.
I can never have enough human teeth.
For the kindness you've shown me,
I shall bring you a tooth!
Oh, boy!
Lady, dog, bird.
Lady, dog, bird. Lady, dog, bird.
Arrghh!
These pictures look exactly the same!
Aaah! I think I need to rest my eyes.
Thank you, Mr. Dentist, for numbing my face!
Ooh, "Spot the Difference."
There it is! ♪ Tra-la-la-la-la ♪
Boy, wait! Show me! Show me!
Now, now, chief, if that tooth doesn't come out,
you could suffer some long-term consequences.
How dare you make me consider the long term!
I'm not gonna just stand here and listen to your hogwash!
-[glubbing] -[growling]
W-W-W-Whoa!
Whoa there, champ, I'm just here to help you.
I don't want your help! [clank] Huh?
You can't keep running from your problems!
Oh, yeah? Watch me!
Aaah! What the--?
Captain! Ace!
Partner! Come back!
And this when she got to pet the dolphins...
-Aww! -How sweet!
Uh-oh. [grunts]
Tilly!
You gotta help me get outta here!
The dentist wants to yank out Hurty Tooth!
He wants to yank out Hurty Tooth!
Tooth. I need tooth....
What? Tilly, you t?
[screaming]
Exit! Just gotta make it to the exit!
-[high-pitched tone] -Ow!
Hurty Tooth, no, no, no!
I'm trying to save you, you fool!
Uhhh...
Give me your tooth. Uhhh...
Why can't everyone just leave Hurty Tooth alone?!
Give me that tooth--
Come with me if you want to live!
Gramma!
Aaah!
Get up, get up!
[yelling]
Whew! Come on, boy, let's sneak out the window!
Ow!
[grunting]
Coast is clear--
What's the matter with you?
It's Hurty Tooth again.
Hey, Gramma, Hurty Tooth will stop hurting eventually, right?
Oh, no. It'll hurt more and more.
But you'll get used to it.
What?! You mean this never stops?!
Not until all your teeth fall out.
How long will that take?
Don't you worry.
Just keep avoiding the dentist,
and that day will come before you know it!
Why, I was practically your age when I got my first pair of dentures.
[sucking sound]
Nuffin' to be afwaid of.
Aaah!!!
What's wrong? Why are you screamin'?
Cricket, you gotta use your words
if you want Gramma to understand ya.
Well, Dr. Enamel,
it appears you're as stuck as an impacted molar.
Ha ha! I'm funny.
Oh! Surprised to see you here, little man.
You're right, Dr. Enamel.
Hurty Tooth has... got to go.
[exhales]
What made you change your mind, sport?
Well, ya see, my Gramma told me
that dentists and doctors were all a big scam,
and I wasn't gonna fall for it.
Go on.
But I realized something, Doc.
The only scam here was believin' that Hurty Tooth should stay,
and I don't believe that anymore. Mm-mm.
So do your worst.
Aaaaaah....
I already did. I pulled your Hurty Tooth
while you were giving that speech.
Wha! Dang, you are good.
Yes, so I hear.
Tooth...
Thanks, Doc.
I really appreciate-- Aah!
[Tilly] I have returned with your gift, Your Majesty.
Oh, wow!
You've made th old tooth very, very happy!
That goes right there.
You are too kind.
And I would just like to say, I...
[mumbling] Your Majesty...
Huh. Did I leave the gas on in the other room?
Bird, tree, lady, dog, dog, tree, bird...
What's goin' on back there?
I had such a relaxin' visit.
Best sleep I've had in years.
You made it out! What did they do to ya?!
-Hi, Gramma. -I'm OK, Gramma.
And Hurty Tooth doesn't hurty anymore.
All thanks to Dr. Enamel.
That guy's all right.
I know evil when I see it.
Wocka wocka!
Dad! Guess what?
Oh! What is it, son?
I did it! Hurty Tooth is gone.
I was worried at first, but then I had a revelation,
and I realized that I had to look at the bigger picture.
Bigger...picture?
Oh, my goodness!
I can spot it! I can spot the difference!
I did it! I finally did it!
Good job solvin' that child's puzzle, Dad.
-Real proud of ya. - Aw, thanks, Cricket.
But I'm more proud of you for taking care of Hurty Tooth.
Guess now it's time to fix old Screw Foot, huh?
Screw Foot?
It's what I call this foot
after I stepped on a screw two months ago.
[all] Oh, no!
I'll call the doctor.
Guess what it is this time.
Hmm. It looks like
a little man--
It's a friend!
A friendly little man zoomin' around
in a friendly little car.
No, Tilly. It's a an alien.
My last three drawings have been aliens.
This should have been easy.
Well, you didn't get mine, neither.
-I drew a bunny. -Lizard person.
And a birthday cake.
That's clearly a government-planted listening device. Ha ha.
[whispers] The candles are microphones.
Huh. We haven't gotten a single one right.
We're such good friends, I thought we'd be more on the same wavelength.
-Hmm. -Whee! Whoa!
Tilly, would ya help me out with this?
I just can't stop spinning!
Sorry, Andromeda, we share a room,
so I can't just kick him out.
I know! We can have a sleepover at my place!
It's a little brother-free zone.
Oh, my gosh. A sleepover?! That would be--
You're right! A night without Tilly means
this room will become my spinning wonderland!
This is exactly what we need.
A night of buildin' sisterhood. Say "squeeze"!
Good luck sleeping through Tilly's crazy-loud snoring!
Whoa, you gotta type in a password?
Yeah, I'm like a hacker. It's whaver.
Welcome to my paranormal investigation officeedroom.
-What's this? -That's Brain Rocker magazine
It's full of eye-opening truths that'll rock your brain!
[Tilly] Golly!
[gasps] Andromeda, check this out!
Two scientists stayed awake until sunrise
and formed a psychic link!
Since then, they've gone down in history
as the closest friends ever!
[both] Whoa!
Could you imagine what kind of friends we would be
if we had a Good evening.
What would you two like to order?
Well, she'll have the split pea soup.
And she'll have the baby-back ribs.
Whoa! How did you both know what the other wanted?
[Tilly] Remember when we didn't have psychic powers?
[Andromeda] How weak we once were.
-Uh, what's going on? -[both laughing]
If we had that power,
we'd be so much clor!
All we gotta do is stay awake all night.
-Count me in! Aah! -Sorry.
I just wanted to capture the genesi.
Here, I'll get me, too.
Ohh. That does smart.
-Whee! -[car yelps]
Whoooo-oa! Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Three hours of spinning, and now it's time for bed.
Yah! Now I lay silent, stilly,
and wait for sleep to claim my body.
[crickets chirp]
[ticking]
[hinge creaks]
[mosquito buzzing]
[crackling]
This is odd.
The sweet allure of sleep evades me.
Yet nothing's out of the ordinary.
All the normal sounds.
The only thing missin' is Tilly's weirdo snore.
Loud, droning, soothing,
peaceful, makes me feel all safe and cozy--
Wait a minute! It's Tilly's snore!
-I need her snore to sleep! -[crackling]
OK, Tilly, if we're gonna stay up all night,
we gotta think of some stimulating activities.
Let's trade our deepest, darkest secrets! I'll go first.
[whispering] I think I'm a squirrel.
Interesting. But I was thinking something a little more active.
Oh, I see.
[both] Pillow fight!
[bashing]
Surely a snore can't be that powerful.
Maybe I just need a new sleeping buddy.
Phoenix, looks like you got company tonight.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop! OK, this ain't gonna work.
[sing-songy] Hey, Dad.
[snoring, grunting] Huh?
Oh, hey, Cricket. Trouble sleepin'?
You're welcome to join me.
But I gotta warn ya... [laughing]..
I sleep hot. Real hot! Ha ha ha ha ha!
So, are ya gonna come--
Oh. G'night, son!
Maybe Gramma?
Go back from whence you came, Prince of Darkness!
The girl's soul is mine!
Not goin' anywhere near that.
[Tilly grunting]
This pillow fight's totally keeping me awake.
How 'bout you, Tilly? Huh?!
-[snoring] -Tilly!
Hold on, I'll save you!
Huh? Wah! [thud]
Sorry I had to do that.
No, no, I understand.
Our psychic connection is at stake.
We're just too tired. We need some energy.
Energy, huh?
I think I know what'll do the trick.
[gasps] Candy?!
My rations for when the zombie apocalypse finally happens.
But I can spare some for tonight.
It's perfect.
[both munching]
-Wow! -Whoa!
If-I-use-all-my-limbs-to-run- I-can-go-twice-as-fast!
I put on all 42 of my sweaters!
Wall-Tilly-wall-Tilly- wall-Tilly!
Look at how fast I can punch!
Yeah-heh! Whoo!
[both] We're gonna stay up all night long!
Wait. My body--it's slowin'.
Bwah!
Tilly? What happennneddd...
Ohh, we forgot about the sugar crash.
"We"?! You wanted energy!
What?! It was your candy!
Good thing we don't have a psychic link,
'cause if you could hear the things in my head...
[growling]
Wait. We shouldn't be arguin'.
We have to stay focused.
Once that sun rises, our minds will meld
and our friendship will be stronger than ever!
Tilly, you're right! We've gotta stay united.
[both] Agreed.
Now, Tilly,
I was hesitant to suggest this because...
it's the nuclear option,
but I might have a way to keep us awake for good.
Now, where is... Aha.
This movie is so bone-chilling,
so heart-explodingly scary,
my parents won't even let me watch it.
But since they're heavy sleepers,
I'm willing to risk it.
This movie may be our only hope.
Desperate times truly call for desperate measures.
Andromeda, insert the DVD!
Let's push "play"...
[both] ...together!
buzz saw roaring]
[woman screaming]
Ohh, mama.
They say a glass of warm, fresh milk will put you to sleep,
so drinkin' ten glasses should knock me out cold!
[gulps] Ahh! Refreshing.
-[stomach growls] -That doesn't sound good.
[groaning] I don't feel sleepy, just full of milk.
Now, this one's a tried and true classic.
-Counting sheep. -[sheep bleats]
One.
How the heck is that supposed to help?!
I've tried everything.
If I want to get any sleep tonight,
I need Tilly's snore!
[girl in movie] Have you guys ever heard
of the Slumber Slayer?
Wh-What's that?
The Slumber Slayer is a monster
that takes on the form of the people you love,
-so you never see it coming. -[Woman] Hey, girls.
I baked you some cookies.
Cookies? But Mom, earlier you said
you were making brownies.
Cookies, brownies, children--
they're all the same to me!
-[both] Stop! Aah! -[phone ringing]
Don't worry, it's just a burner.
Tilly? Tilly, are you there?
If she won't come home, then I'll just have to go get 'er.
-Ohh! -[thud]
[children screaming]
Be sure to eat your vegetables,
and I'll be sure to eat you!
[both whimpering]
This is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen!
There's no way I'm sleepin' tonight!
[gasps] Andromeda! It's workin'!
There's no way we're missin' sunrise now!
[boy] Dad! Dad!
Mom's turned into the Slumber Slayer!
Ho ho ho! Don't be silly.
I'm the Slumber Slayer!
[both screaming, laughing]
Cheese!
Whoa. It's kinda chilly in here all of a sudden.
Uh, did you open the window?
Uh, no.
[crickets chirping]
Oh, it's nothin'.
Musta been just the wind.
-[both yelp] -[Cricket groaning]
Tilly. I came to getcha!
That's the Slumber Slayer!
The monster's taken the form of Cricket!
I tried the door, but there's a bunch of numbers and I couldn't--
Hey! Tilly!
He wants to devour us!
Tilly, wait!
Hang on, Tilly! I've been preparing
for this kind of thing my whole life!
I just need you...
to fall asleep!
No way! You just want me to let my guard down, monster!
I won't let you ruin my psychic connection with Andromeda!
Tilly, wait!
Tilly, I just wanna--
What?! Gobble me up?!
No, I-- Aah!
Your time has come, Slumber Slayer!
Andromeda, I got him!
I'll be right there!
Hmm. Nah, too messy.
All right, fists, I'll leave it up to you!
Tilly, it's me, Cricket!
Ha! Nice try!
That's exactly what the Slumber Slayer would say!
You gotta believe me!
If you're really my brother,
then tell me something only he knows.
You think you're a squirrel.
Which make sense, 'cause you're nuts!
-Heh. -Cricket?
-[Andromeda yells] -Andromeda!
[all yelling]
-Ohh. So comfy. -[Andromeda groaning]
Must resist.
Sleep. Uhh.
[girls snoring]
Ha ha! Yes! Finally, the snore.
There it is.
[snoring]
[bird chirping]
-[grunts] -[Andromeda snoring]
-Huh? Andromeda! -Huh?!
We fell asleep!
Maybe we stayed up No! The plong enough!ction!
Maybe it still worked!
Quick! Try to read my mind!
Are you thinkin' about
the expressive folk influence of Chinese poetry?
I was thinking about breakfast.
[sighs] It's no use.
We didn't make it.
No!!!
I'm sorry, Andromeda.
We wanted to take our friendship to the next level, but we...
failed?
Wait! Look at all the fun we had last night.
Maybe we're closer than we thought.
Maybe we don't need a psychic link after all!
You may not be in my brain, but you are in my heart.
Tilly. I was just thinkin' the same thing.
We have to have another sleepover again soon.
That sounds great. Maybe we could do it at my place next time.
I know Cricket can be a handful,
but the little fella needs me.
[Tilly[ Aw, look at him. So peaceful.
I wonder what he's dreamin' about?
Ha ha! Yeah!
I'm a space eagle,
and I'm soarin' through the cosmos
on my big, beautiful wings!
Star Cricket.
♪ I lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪
♪ And I fell out A big, old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
♪ Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters At seven and 10 ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪