1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:03,667 [theme song plays] 2 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,333 ♪ One, two One, two, three ♪ 3 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:17,792 [vocalizing] 4 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:29,917 [chicken clucks] 5 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:35,500 All right, family... who's ready for Farm-Con? 6 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:36,792 Huh? 7 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:38,041 Me. Tilly's ready. 8 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,917 Eh, not really my scene. 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,834 But the booths here give out free stuff 10 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,000 and Mama needs some new pens. 11 00:00:44,834 --> 00:00:47,834 Oh, all right, just make sure you don't miss my big speech! 12 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:50,083 Did I mention I'm a VIP speaker today? 13 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,709 Yeah, that's how we got these passes to Farm-Con! 14 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:55,250 On a precious, beautiful Saturday that I'll never get back! 15 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,792 This speech will be great exposure for Green Family Farms, Papa! 16 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,208 If only Good Ol' Joe could see me now. 17 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:03,834 Eh, Dad, you can't just make up people. 18 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:04,834 No, he's real! 19 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,542 Back in the country, Good 'Ol Joe was my best friend 20 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:09,709 and we used to come to Farm-Con together every year! 21 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:12,417 He sounds like a delight. What ever happened to him? 22 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,959 Well, we sorta lost touch when we moved to Big City. 23 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,625 Shame, sure was fun comin' here with a friend. 24 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:18,959 [sighs] 25 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:21,750 [gasps] Is that what I think it is? 26 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:23,291 It is! Dirt! 27 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,917 I gotta get a whiff of that! 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,542 Cricket, did you see how sad Papa was? 29 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:28,917 What do ya mean? That's how he always looks. 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,709 He misses havin' a friend! 31 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:32,834 OK, and what are we supposed to do about it? 32 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:35,000 Maybe we should help Papa find a new friend. 33 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:37,542 Unless of course, you have somethin' better to do... 34 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:40,125 Son, ya gotta come smell this dirt! 35 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,667 Nope! All right, friend for dad, friend for dad... 36 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:43,959 Mm, that guy. 37 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,792 [sighs] 38 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:49,583 Hmm... What about the handsome fellow next to him? 39 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,750 [Cricket] Tilly, he's not real. 40 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,792 What about the person inside? 41 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,542 Oh, never mind. 42 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:01,875 It'd be great if Papa could be friends with someone he already knows. 43 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,625 -[old lady] Oh! My tomatoes! -Hmm... Oof! 44 00:02:03,709 --> 00:02:05,083 [Chip] Oh, hey, let me help you with that. 45 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:09,291 Oh, thank you, sonny. My, your teeth are so shiny. 46 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:10,792 Thanks! 47 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:13,250 Chip Whistler! He's perfect! 48 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,583 What? Did you have a big bowl of Forgetti-O's this morning? 49 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,834 Chip has been our enemy since we moved here! 50 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:21,625 That's not true! Chip's changed, remember? 51 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,875 He broke our roof, then he fixed our roof, 52 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:25,083 then we sang a song... 53 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,667 It was good. Good 'n fun. 54 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,333 Well, this whole thing beats smellin' dirt. 55 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:32,458 So if you think it's a good idea, then let's make Dad and Chip friends! 56 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,375 [humming] 57 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,583 All right, there's Papa... and there's Chip. 58 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:40,542 So how do we arrange a meeting without them knowing? 59 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,000 Leave it to Crickey. 60 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,709 [chuckles] Oh... 61 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:48,792 -Nice and easy... -[screams] 62 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:51,667 Are you really Old McDonald from the song? 63 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,166 E, I, E, I, O. 64 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,291 I could cry. 65 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,917 -[screams] -[groans] 66 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,250 [groans] What the... 67 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,125 -Chip? -Bill Green? 68 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:01,208 Well, I'm not entirely sure what just happened, 69 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,917 but it's nice to bump into you! How ya been? 70 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,917 I think my spine mighta just shattered... 71 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,041 [chuckles] but otherwise I'm great! 72 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,333 Gonna do a speech about farmin' in the city today! 73 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,125 I will check it out! 74 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:13,917 You know, farmer outreach is part of the new gig. 75 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,583 Oh, right! You're the new CEO of Wholesome Foods! Congrats! 76 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:19,750 Aw, shucks, couldn't have done it without you, Bill! 77 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:21,291 -Hey, Papa! -Hey. 78 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,125 Just checkin' in. How're things? 79 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:25,291 Great! And look who I ran into! 80 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:28,083 Hey, I have a crazy idea. 81 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,500 Maybe you two should hang out at the Con today! 82 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,417 -Sounds like a good time! -Really? 83 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,375 I'd love to get the Bill Green experience! 84 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,542 Well, alrighty then! Let's do it! 85 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:38,625 [giggles excitedly] 86 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:44,333 Heh heh, which one of you suckers is givin' out free stuff? 87 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:45,583 Bingo bango. 88 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,000 'Scuse me, pardon me. 89 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,083 Hey! You can't do that! 90 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,709 Didn't you see the sign? 91 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:52,542 "Please take one." I don't mind if I do! 92 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:53,458 Aw... 93 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:55,458 Attention, farmers! 94 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:58,458 I'm Gwendolyn Zapp and I've got a question for ya! 95 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,834 Are you tired of your big, bulky hay baler? 96 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,583 Well, get rid of it! 97 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:06,208 And replace it with the all new Mecha-Baler! 98 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:08,750 [dings] 99 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:10,125 Now who wants some hay? 100 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,500 Ooh, me! I do, I do! 101 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:14,709 Ooh! [groans] 102 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,166 -Oh! -Is he OK? 103 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:18,959 Pshhh. Big Tech. Too flashy, if you ask me. 104 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,000 I mean, where's the heart? 105 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,875 I couldn't agree more. 106 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,959 Did you know they wanna replace grocery stores with drones 107 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:26,125 that deliver your food right to your door? 108 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:28,917 But picking out produce is a sacred experience! 109 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,917 That's what I'm sayin'! 110 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,625 I like the way you think, Bill Green. 111 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:35,750 You're not that bad yourself. In fact, you're good! 112 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,750 [gasps] Good. Good Ol' Chip! 113 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:40,834 Come on, let's see what's next! 114 00:04:40,917 --> 00:04:42,375 [both giggle excitedly] 115 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:44,291 [both laugh] 116 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,750 [both] Cheese! 117 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:47,792 Ah! Huh? 118 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:48,834 Eh? 119 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:49,875 [gasps] 120 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:50,959 [thuds] 121 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,834 [camera shutter clicking] 122 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,333 -Bleeh! -Ooh! 123 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:57,417 [both chuckle] 124 00:04:59,959 --> 00:05:03,417 Wow... a horse that can talk, but chooses not to. 125 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,542 I gotta go water the fields, if you know what I'm sayin'. Be right back! 126 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:09,166 Oh. OK! That's my friend. 127 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,375 Chip and Pop are gettin' along swell! 128 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:12,917 -You done good. -Thanks, Cricket! 129 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,458 I kinda got a seventh sense for friendship. 130 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:17,709 -Wait, seven? -[Chip] Ugh, finally! 131 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:19,250 Thought I'd never get rid of that chump. 132 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,667 All right, I need you to cancel all my plans 133 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,083 for the remainder of the day. 134 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,750 But what about the farmer meet and greet? 135 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:27,375 If you don't go, those farmers will be neither met nor gret! 136 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,166 Forget those losers! 137 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,542 A wonderful opportunity has presented itself. 138 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:35,375 I'm gonna sabotage Bill Green's big speech! 139 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:37,166 Here's the plan... [whispering] 140 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,500 Sweet potatoes, Chip is evil! 141 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,917 -We gotta go tell Dad! -What? No, wait! 142 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,750 -Cricket, stop! -Gah! 143 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,083 We can't just tell Papa. It'd break his heart! 144 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:49,375 I don't care about his heart, Tilly, I'm tryin' to save his feelings! 145 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:50,917 [chuckles] Is that so? 146 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,917 Seems like you overheard my brilliant plan. 147 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,166 Too bad you won't be here to see it happen. 148 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,625 Close your eyes, Cricket. Big sister's gonna make a mess. 149 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:58,625 -[knuckles crack] -OK. 150 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:00,000 [roars] 151 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,250 -[groans] -[groans] Tilly messed up. 152 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:05,417 [laughs] Good luck getting back in without these! 153 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,250 Ah, man, I love being mean to kids. 154 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,250 [grunting] 155 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:13,083 Oh, no! Papa's doomed! 156 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:18,125 Ooh! Bottle openers, the crown jewel of all swag! 157 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:21,041 [laughing] 158 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:25,083 Hey! Stop! I know you, you're the swag stealer! 159 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:27,875 -What? -Yeah! You're stealing all our free stuff! 160 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:30,000 You can't steal what's already free! 161 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,875 Sure, it's not illegal, but it's very rude! 162 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,917 Well, in my defense... 163 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,959 -Yoink! [laughing] -Hey! Get back here! 164 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:38,583 Ugh! Come on, let's get her! 165 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:40,375 [all clamoring] 166 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,041 -Big crowd, huh? -Chip! You made it! 167 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,917 So, are you ready to rock that speech? 168 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,667 I think so, but I am a little nervous... 169 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,667 Let me hit you with a "Chip Tip." 170 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,458 Never give a speech on an empty stomach. 171 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:57,375 That's why I made you this saltine and peanut butter sandwich! 172 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,583 Uh, I don't know... 173 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,667 Wouldn't that dry my mouth out? 174 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,917 Come on. You can trust Good Ol' Chip. 175 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,834 Huh. You're right! Thanks, Chip! 176 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:07,625 -Bottoms up! Ahh... -[Chip snickers] 177 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,208 -[grunts] -[thuds] 178 00:07:09,291 --> 00:07:10,917 [sighs] Still won't budge. 179 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 And without our badges, we can't get in through the front. 180 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,375 Chip's gonna ruin Papa's speech, and it's all my fault! 181 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,542 I just wanted Papa to make a new friend. 182 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,667 But I made everything worse. 183 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,583 It's true. Dad has no friends. 184 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,834 But he's got us! Family! 185 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:27,458 And we'll always be there for him, 186 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:30,125 even after Chip ruins his reputation later today. 187 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:33,250 You, me, and even Gramma will be there to cheer him up. 188 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,750 -[Gramma grunting] -Weird, I can almost hear her now... 189 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:36,959 Cricket, look! 190 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,333 [grunts] Rats! 191 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,083 I'm gonna have to find another exit. 192 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,083 -Hey, Gramma. -Can you let us into the building? 193 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,375 Eh, why not? I can't get my swag out this way anyway. 194 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:47,041 [all grunting] 195 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,166 [Tilly] Looks like Papa's speech hasn't started yet. 196 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,625 We gotta get down there! 197 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:53,208 Well, I destroyed the ladder, so good luck with that. 198 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,875 -Why? -I had to lose some heat, OK? 199 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:57,500 Well, how are we gonna get down now? 200 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:00,208 I don't know, I could toss you down, how's that sound? 201 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:02,083 No need! I've got an idea! 202 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:04,542 But we're gonna need some swag. 203 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:06,625 -[chewing loudly] -How's it taste there, buddy? 204 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,083 [muffled speech] 205 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,834 Good! It's delicious! 206 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:12,625 Oh, no! I can't speak! 207 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,542 Uh, Mr. Green? You're on now. 208 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,083 [muffled speech] What should I do. 209 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:17,458 Easy, buddy. 210 00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:19,208 You know what? I just had a great idea! 211 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,208 What if I do your speech for ya? 212 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:22,417 [muffled speech] You will? 213 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,250 Don't worry. Good Ol' Chip has got ya covered. 214 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:27,166 [muffled speech] Aww, gee, thanks, Chip. You're the best! 215 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,250 [snickers] 216 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:31,834 What up, Farm-Con! My name is Bill Green! 217 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:34,834 Oh, no, Chip has assumed Papa's identity! 218 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:38,083 As the humble, urban farmer I am, I'd just like to say... 219 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:41,000 I'm the only good farmer in this city! 220 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:44,208 You're all dumb! Dumb, dumb, dummies! 221 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,417 [all gasp] 222 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,208 Oh, no! We gotta hurry! 223 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:51,083 I can't believe you made me choose between my son and my swag. 224 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,417 [grunts] Come on, let's go! 225 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,333 That's fine, let Gramma pick up your mess. 226 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:56,875 That's right, I said it. 227 00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:59,834 Oh, and your veggies? Garbo! 228 00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:02,000 [muffled speech] Chip, what are you doing? 229 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,542 Yeah! I love pesticide! 230 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,709 -[both scream] -Not the teeth! Not the teeth! 231 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,500 Good work, Cricket! Hold him down! 232 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,959 People of Farm-Con! 233 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:13,041 This man is not Bill Green! 234 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,041 -That is Bill Green! -[grunts] 235 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:17,083 [muffled speech] It's true! I'm Bill Green. 236 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:18,542 Two Bill Greens? 237 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,917 Which one do I shoot? 238 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,375 Which one do I shoot? 239 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,959 -Who's the real one? -He is. 240 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:24,959 [gasps] 241 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,041 [muffled speech] Good Ol' Joe! 242 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,125 That's my friend and I'd know him anywhere. 243 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:30,583 Say "ahh," Papa. 244 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,959 Huh? [gurgling] 245 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,458 Thanks, sweetie. [blubbers] 246 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:39,000 Papa, I'm really sorry Chip didn't turn out to be a good friend. 247 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,917 Yeah, me too. 248 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,208 How are you so heavy? 249 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,000 I'm dense! 250 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,542 Huh? Ugh. 251 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:48,875 Chip, I'm afraid after this, we can't be friendly anymore. 252 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:50,375 [scoffs] Like I care. 253 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,834 Watch your back, Bill Green. 254 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:54,000 'Cause I'll get you all sooner or later. 255 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,667 When you least expect-- 256 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,834 -[groans] -[grunts] Success! 257 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,667 Well, time to go to the pawn shop. 258 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,250 -[grunting] -[groans] 259 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,000 Huh? Ha! 260 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,291 My new titanium tooth is still perfectly intact! 261 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,834 Huh? [gasps] 262 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:10,125 Don't look at me! Don't look at me! 263 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,750 I'm not even gonna laugh. I have nightmares about that. 264 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,333 Everyone OK over here? 265 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,542 Joe! It's been so long! 266 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,458 Oh, it's great to see you again! 267 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:19,458 Likewise. 268 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:22,959 Listen, Bill, I'm sorry we lost touch when you moved. 269 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:25,667 I planned on visitin' but I went out to tend the crops, 270 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,542 and well, you know... 271 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,083 [chuckles] Boy, do I. 272 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:32,083 What do ya say we catch up over a nice glass of water? 273 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,583 My favorite beverage, 274 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,834 you remembered! 275 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,250 Good Ol' Joe. 276 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,583 Good Ol' Bill. 277 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,000 Good Ol' Joe. 278 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,208 Good Ol' Bill. 279 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,875 -Good Ol'-- -Dad! Speech! 280 00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:43,417 Oh! Right! Wish me luck! 281 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,875 Well, we didn't find Papa a new friend. 282 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:47,709 But we did find him an old friend. 283 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:48,709 Yeah. 284 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:49,709 Wait, did we? 285 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:50,709 I'm countin' it. 286 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,041 [clears throat] 287 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,875 Hello, my name is Bill Green 288 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:57,917 and I'm here to talk about urban soil and crop rotation. 289 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,208 [all cheer] 290 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,000 I love Farm-Con! 291 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,542 [Cricket] So, grass, you dare to stand in my way? 292 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,583 [fighting grunts] 293 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,875 Ha ha! Success! I rule. 294 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,375 Aah! Street goblin! 295 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,375 Oh, wait, it's just an ugly dog. 296 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:14,625 [coughs] 297 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:15,792 Where'd you come from, buddy? 298 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,917 [whimpers] 299 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,250 Aw, you must be lost. 300 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,917 You don't live too far from here. 301 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,959 Better get ya home before Tilly tries to keep ya. 302 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:24,625 [Tilly] Oh, I sense an unfamiliar canine energy! 303 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:25,834 Come on, hurry! Let's go! 304 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,959 Hello! Hello, hello, hello! 305 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,709 Hello? Oh, my gosh! 306 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,083 You found my dog! 307 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,375 Sorry his face is all messed up, 308 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,959 but he was already like that when I got him, 309 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,333 I swear. 310 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:37,875 Oh, he's supposed to be like this. 311 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,417 [coughs] 312 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,500 Since my lost dog posters promised a reward... 313 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,208 -A reward? -Here ya go. 314 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,500 One hundred dollars, as promised. 315 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,875 [stammering] 316 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,083 -Thanks! Bye! -[stammers] 317 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,625 I didn't even know money could go that high! 318 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:57,625 Cricket Green has a hundred dollars! 319 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,834 ♪ I got a hundred dollars! ♪ 320 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,000 ♪ Look at all my money! ♪ 321 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:06,000 ♪ Who's that guy on the bill? Nobody knows ♪ 322 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,000 Get down from there! 323 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,208 Sorry. 324 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:11,417 ♪ I got a hundred dollars! ♪ 325 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,875 Psst! Hey, moneybags! 326 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,458 -Over here. -Huh? 327 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,667 Be careful waving your money around like that. 328 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,834 You might attract some shady characters. 329 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,917 Hey, thanks, mister! Name's Cricket Green, what's yours? 330 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,709 It's, uh... It's, uh... I'm John. 331 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,500 -Yeah, yeah, that's a name. -Yes, it is! 332 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,458 You know what's better than a hundred dollars? 333 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,792 Two hundred dollars. 334 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,166 Wow, that is better! 335 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,041 Gosh, now this one hundred dollar bill just looks like junk. 336 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,875 Listen, you give me your hundred dollars, 337 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,166 I give you a product to sell. 338 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,583 -Product to sell? -Sell some product, double your money. 339 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,583 Hmm... "Skull Slimmers." 340 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:47,709 All right, let's see here... 341 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,291 [grunts] OK... 342 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,709 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 343 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,291 Oh, it hurts! 344 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,542 That's how you know it's workin'! 345 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,959 OK. [grunts] 346 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,792 Do you really think I can sell these? 347 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,959 Listen, most people aren't as, uh, ya know, 348 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,583 street smart as you and me. 349 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,834 They're easy marks. 350 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,500 Just tell 'em whatever they wanna hear 351 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,583 and these will practically sell themselves. 352 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,834 I don't know... Isn't that kinda like lying? 353 00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,709 Nah, that's just how business works. 354 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,375 So, what do ya say? 355 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,959 Double my money, huh? 356 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:18,208 -This picture's broken! -It's a puzzle, Gramma. 357 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:21,583 So now I'm supposed to do the picture-maker's job for him? 358 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,333 [Cricket] Attention, family! 359 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:27,000 Get on my good side now, because I'm about to be rich! 360 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,875 I present to you... Skull Slimmers! 361 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,417 These babies are gonna revolutionize heads! 362 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,875 Just, uh, put it on your head 363 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,834 and, uh, twist the spinny thingy. 364 00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,625 Like this? 365 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,000 This product is subpar. 366 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:43,166 Subpar or not, I'm gonna sell 'em for a big fat profit! 367 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,417 Seems a bit dishonest. 368 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,875 Tilly, you just don't understand how business works. 369 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,208 And you think you do? 370 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:52,083 Wake up, boy, ya been flim-flammed! 371 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,000 -What's that now? -Bamboozled! 372 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,083 Hoodwinked! Scammed. 373 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,709 How dare you! 374 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:58,875 I'm Cricket Green! 375 00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,750 I'm no patsy, I'm a pats-er! 376 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,000 I'ma sell so many of these Skull Slimmers, 377 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,083 I-I'll be able to buy a new Gramma! 378 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,834 Yeah! And a new sister! 379 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,417 And they'll appreciate my genius! 380 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,500 I always wanted a sister. 381 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:17,000 [Cricket] Citizens of Big City! Are you tired of hats that don't fit? 382 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,583 Are you dissatisfied with the diameter of your dome? 383 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,291 Tiny heads are the hot new trend! 384 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,500 Don't be the last kid on the block 385 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,959 with a big ol' noggin! 386 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,417 Benny, I'm looking in your direction! 387 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,917 People are counting on you 388 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,875 to get their skulls ready for bikini season! 389 00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,542 So... what do ya say? 390 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,709 Uh, no thanks. This is junk. 391 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,709 I don't appreciate you preying on my perceived insecurities. 392 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,750 There's no shortcuts to a slim head! 393 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,917 Only diet and exercise! 394 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,750 Aw, come on! 395 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,625 [Cricket] Ugh, I don't get it! 396 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,542 Why won't people buy this garbage? 397 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,583 John made it sound so simple... 398 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:52,709 Just tell 'em what they wanna hear and they'll practically sell themselves. 399 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,500 Wait! Is that what I wanted to hear? 400 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,333 Am I the easy mark? 401 00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,000 Aw, Gramma was right! 402 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,458 A hundred smackeroos right down the drain! 403 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,792 Sorry, Katelynn, I can't afford to go to the concert with you guys. 404 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,667 Have fun without me. [sighs] 405 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,583 Money problems are the worst. 406 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,583 Tell me about it! I just poured a bunch of money 407 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,959 into these Skull Slimmers. 408 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,166 The guy said they'd sell themselves! 409 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,250 Sell... themselves? 410 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,750 That's what the guy said. 411 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,000 He told me I'd double my money. 412 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,542 Whoa! Wait! 413 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,583 -Can I get in on this? -Uh, what now? 414 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,417 If I double my money I can go to that concert with my friends! 415 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,125 Wait, you want to buy my Skull Slimmers? 416 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,333 Yeah! How much for the whole box? 417 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,000 [clears throat] Well, since we're such good pals, 418 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,166 I'd be willin' to let them go for... 419 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,792 two hundred dollars? 420 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,000 Sold! 421 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,750 You really think I can double my money? 422 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,750 I did. 423 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:46,041 This puzzle's impossible! What's it even supposed to be? 424 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,834 It's a picture called "Starless Night." 425 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,208 Why would you pick that? 426 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,041 Oh, family! 427 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,458 Guess who's not a sucker after all? 428 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,125 I sold the whole lot! 429 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,291 Kiss my filthy bare feet! Owie! 430 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,125 Who on earth is dumb enough to buy that junk? 431 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,000 Why, if you must know, our dear friend Gloria 432 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,959 saw the true value of Skull Slimmers. 433 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,750 You scammed Gloria? 434 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,458 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 435 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:12,583 I simply offered her the same business opportunity 436 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,166 I enjoyed. 437 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,166 -Scam! -It's not a scam! 438 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,583 Gloria just has to find someone dumber than her to buy them! 439 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,500 But then what about that person? 440 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,709 [grunting] We don't even know them. 441 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,917 Well, be forewarned, Cricket. 442 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,041 The deceitful lifestyle is a dark and endless void. 443 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,542 Much like this puzzle! 444 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,750 Which we will now have to start over because of you. 445 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,375 Gah! At least let me do the edge pieces. 446 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,542 There are none! 447 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,959 Like outer space, this puzzle 448 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,000 is amorphous and without borders. 449 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,667 [sputters] Gah! 450 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,000 Listen, aren't you interested in a thinner, lighter skull? 451 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,041 I just wanted a refill! 452 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:51,000 No, wait! A think skull is a healthy skull! 453 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,000 Hey, Gloria! How's the sales going? 454 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,458 Cricket Green! 455 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,709 What pack of lies did you sell me? 456 00:16:56,792 --> 00:17:00,208 That's a heck of a way to say good morning to your li'l business buddy. 457 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,917 Nobody wants these stupid things. 458 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,792 You totally conned me! 459 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,500 Con is such a strong word. 460 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,625 I never said people didn't want any... 461 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,083 and you didn't ask if people did. 462 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:14,208 So in a way, didn't we con each other? 463 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,542 -[screaming] -[grunts] 464 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,417 Gloria, please, let's just talk this out! 465 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,834 [screaming] 466 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,250 Aah! Stay back, Gloria! 467 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,750 You know, if you put this kind of energy into your sales pitch... 468 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,875 -[grunts] -[screams] 469 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:25,959 [grunts] Aah! 470 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,709 Come here, Cricket! 471 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:28,875 [screams] 472 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,125 Oh, man, Gloria's finally lost it! 473 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,125 [grunts] 474 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,750 Ahh, home free. 475 00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,875 -[grunts] -Somebody save me! 476 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:36,917 -[grunting] -[screaming] 477 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,250 Huh? 478 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,583 Cricket Green, you come back here! 479 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,333 He probably deserves it. 480 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,583 Gloria, no, please! I'm your friend! 481 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,917 Enough! Cricket, just give me my money back and this all stops. 482 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,834 I spent it already! Gah! 483 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,166 What? 484 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,959 I may, or may not, have decided 485 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,458 to spend the money you gave me on this. 486 00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,875 You spent all of my money on a wedding cake? 487 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,959 It's just the biggest cake I could buy. 488 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,792 I don't care if it's for a wedding. 489 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,709 Then what are those? 490 00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,917 Well, excuse me if I wanted to feel special on my big day. 491 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 [grunts] 492 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,792 Cricket, that two hundred dollars was from my rent fund. 493 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,625 If I don't make my money back, I won't be able to pay my rent! 494 00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:21,834 Oh. Gee, I-I didn't know that. 495 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,959 Cake? 496 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,375 Ha. 497 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,333 [sighs] 498 00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:29,500 I'm really sorry, Gloria. 499 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,667 I was just so desperate not to look like a fool 500 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,083 when I got flim-flammed 501 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,917 that I ended up passin' my burden on to you. 502 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,083 Yeah, well, scamming someone else isn't the best way to get out of a scam, dummy. 503 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,834 [gasps] Or is it? 504 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,917 I think I know a way to get your money back. 505 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,625 But we'll need some help. 506 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,959 Ahh. Really brightens up the office. 507 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,208 -[Gloria] Hey! -[gasps] 508 00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,333 Would you happen to be John? 509 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,750 Might be's, might be'sn't. 510 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,709 I'm Gloria Hightower, executive VP of acquisitions for ThingieCorp Incorporated. 511 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,125 Heard you're the man to see about Skull Slimmers. 512 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,417 Well, you're in luck. I got tons of 'em! 513 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,333 Hmm... No, this isn't the model I'm looking for. 514 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,583 -The model? What do you mean? -Haven't you heard? 515 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,417 There's a new version of the Skull Slimmer that makes you super smart. 516 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,542 If you had the new model, I would have paid handsomely for them. 517 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:17,208 Someone's selling Skull Slimmers that make you smarter? 518 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:21,709 Boy, I sure was a real dumb-dumb before I bought my Skull Slimmer Plus! 519 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,291 I purchased mine with every dollar I had! 520 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:25,625 Ho! 521 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:26,792 Hey, kids, where'd you get those? 522 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,208 Why, from a young chap down the alley on Grantham Avenue. 523 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:31,875 He bought it! 524 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,917 Yes, well, your acting has really improved. 525 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,250 Ooh. Huh? It's that kid. 526 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:40,959 Yes, young man. Here is my life savings for the Skull Slimmer. 527 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,291 [whispers] You owe me. 528 00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,000 Kid, I gotta hand it to ya. 529 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,083 You were able to turn that junk I sold ya into somethin' people actually want. 530 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,375 But now I'm gonna need those Skull Slimmers back 531 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,583 with whatever mods you made to them. 532 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,083 Here's your hundred bucks back. 533 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,792 Sorry, John. The price has gone up. [slurps] 534 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,500 Fine. Two hundred bucks. 535 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,792 Eh, nah. [slurps] 536 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,750 Let me save us both some time. What do ya say? 537 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,375 That's a lot of money. 538 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:08,250 -So we got a deal? -Absolutely. 539 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,625 Fantastic. Oops. 540 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,417 Whoopsie-daisy. 541 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,166 -Here ya go. -Thank you, sir. 542 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,125 Pleasure doin' business with ya! 543 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,959 What the...? Hey! 544 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,083 This is just a bunch of napkins! 545 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:24,166 -Pete never pays full price! -I thought your name was John! 546 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,333 Yeah, that's what I meant. John never pays full price! 547 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,208 -[laughs, gasps] -Stop right there! 548 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,208 Agent William Walker, Fraudulent Business Division. 549 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,333 -[gasps] -Just as I suspected. Skull Slimmers. 550 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,291 Somebody's been selling these all over town under 551 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,542 false claims that they'll make you smarter. 552 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,041 He sold these to me! I'm the victim here! 553 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,250 That true? 554 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,000 Gee, I'm just a kid, holdin' a bag of napkins. 555 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,417 Nothin' illegal about holdin' a bag of napkins, right, Officer? 556 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,667 Checks out. Hope you like jail! 557 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,750 Wait, wait, wait! If I get away, it's all yours. 558 00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,625 In all my years on the job, I've never taken a bribe! 559 00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,709 Always wanted to see what it's like. 560 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,458 Go on, get outta here. 561 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,041 You'll never see me again! 562 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,583 Nice work, "Agent Walker." 563 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,709 Finally, theater classes pay off! 564 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,709 Yeah! We flim-flammed the flim-flam man! 565 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,041 -Here. This is for you. -What? 566 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,458 But, Cricket, don't you want your share? 567 00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:19,083 Nah, I feel bad for scamming ya, Gloria. 568 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:22,792 I even feel kinda bad for scamming John. Or Pete? 569 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,291 -Yeah, don't. -You're right. I don't. 570 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,583 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go to a concert and pay my rent. Whoa! 571 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,208 Uh, do you guys have any more of those Skull Slimmers? 572 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:36,291 ♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪ 573 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:40,166 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪ 574 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,959 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 575 00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,750 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 576 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:48,375 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 577 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,917 ♪ Bit by a frog ♪ 578 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,208 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 579 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,792 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 580 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,875 ♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪ 581 00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,709 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪