I'm so excited!
My kids! Playing their first little league game!
Wow, Mom, I never knew you were such a baseball nut!
Oh, big time!
You know, your ol' mom used to be quite
the little leaguer herself back in the day.
There is no greater joy on this earth
than the crack of a bat and the thrill of a win!
- Well, except for children. - Yay!
What's most important is that you two have fun!
But also, winning. Try to get a win in there.
Tweet! Tweet!
I forgot my whistle! Everyone come over!
- Bye, Mom! - Good luck, kids!
Baseball!
All right team, listen up!
When you woke up this morning, you were individuals.
But today, on this field, you're all Big City Sue-Zers!
Uh, what's a Sue-zer?
Huh? Sue's Bruisers? Was that not clear?
[all] No. Not at all.
Well, the print shop said no refunds, so...
"Sue-Zers" on three!
- One, two, three! - [all] Sue-zers!
Booo! Booo!
Ma, the game hasn't started yet.
Oh, hey, Nancy. We saved you a seat!
Thank ya much! The Remingtons!
Whoa, Russell, why the long face?
Oh, he's just mad because baseball isn't football.
The ball's too small!
It doesn't make sense!
Well, today's about baseball,
and nothing's gettin' in the way of my kids winning...
[honks and screeches]
- Huh? - Oh, no!
It can't be!
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[Sue] It's the elites!
[all gasp]
I thought they were just a myth!
No! They're real!
And they've never lost a game!
[Community Dan] Well, well, well!
If it isn't my old nemesis, Community Sue!
Community Dan, it's horrible to see you.
I don't know, Remy. They don't seem too bad.
Hey, best of luck out there, Sue...
with your Big City Losers! Ha ha!
Hey, it's Sue-zers! Not lo...
Oh, no. I practically gift-wrapped it for him!
What was I thinking?!
- [cries] - Yoof!
Let's play ball!
[cheering]
Whoo! Go Sue-zers!
You got this, kids!
Mom's right! The Elites may have an intimidating name,
expensive equipment, and proper training.
But that's no match for our team spirit!
So, whaddya say we play some ball?
Yeah, yeah!
The pitcher's my brother.
[grunts]
- [crack] - Ah!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
I didn't got it.
[Skyler] Eat that, losers! [laughs]
And that's a home run for the Elites!
- [crowd groans] - Ooh, they're good.
Green! Baseball talk!
[Sue] Use your special pitch!
- [Cricket] Understood. - [horks]
Aw, yeah. Show 'em how it's done!
[grunts]
- [bat cracks] - [yelps]
I got it!
[sreams]
Oh, jeez! You okay, kid?
Thankfully it missed my fingers...
Psych! I don't actually care!
Nice taunt out there, Chelsea!
Way to lure 'em into a false sense of security!
They're good and they're mean?!
Hey, Sue! Tell this guy to take it down a notch!
Taking it down a notch goes against
everything I stand for, but okay!
Hey, Dan!
Let's try to be good sports, huh?!
Oh, my! Have we been hurting your feelings?
Oh, well, gee, I'm so sorry.
Psych! Kids! Circle of Shame!
- [kids chanting] Loser! Loser! - No! It's Sue-Zer! It's Sue-Zer!
Oh, dear.
The Sue-zers can turn it around, right?
Wow. If I weren't an impartial umpire,
I'd say this is embarrassing!
Don't worry, guys.
There's only nine more innings of this.
I'm just gonna stop recording.
This game has barely begun and it's a travesty!
Ugh, I've had enough!
- Nance? - What are you doing?
Taking things into my own hands.
All right y'all, let's just try and get mercy-ruled.
Hey, friend, lemme give it a try!
Mom?!
- What are you doing? - "Mom"? Who's "Mom"?
I'm the new kid on the team!
- [groans] - This just got real interesting.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out!
This isn't allowed! You're like fifty-five!
- At least! - No way, Mister!
I'm eleven years old!
I wanna see some ID!
I don't have ID.
I'm eleven!
That checks out! You're in!
What?! Aw! Fine!
It doesn't matter how old you are!
We"re still gonna wipe the floor with you!
Okay, Sue-zers, huddle up!
Oh, Mama! Have you come to take us home?
Yup! To home plate!
- Huhwuh? - I'm gonna help y'all win this game!
- But isn't that cheating? - [gasps]
Aren't you Cricket's girlfriend??
- Mom! - Right, right!
It's not cheating, it's justice!
Those jerks are too mean
and don't deserve to feel the joy of a win.
- You do! - [kids] Yeah!
Wait, what about Community Sue?
Those kids took everything from me.
Do what you must.
Old Green, you're in. Benny, you're out.
This is buwwhonky!
I'm the backbone of this team!
I poured my blood, sweat and tears into this sport!
Ump! We're ready to play!
Time in! Let's play ball!
Let's see what you got, kid.
Hope I still got it.
[grunts]
[yells]
Stee-rike!
- [all] Wow! Whoa! - What?!
Oh, yeah. Still got it.
- [grunts] - Whoa!
- Huh? - [grunts]
Ah, whoop!
[cheering]
- [groans] - [grunts]
Whoa!
- [cheers] - Make way! Mama's getting her steps in!
In a wild turn of events,
the Sue-zers and Elites are officially tied!
Ooh, you better kiss that ball goodbye, Skyler!
I'll make you eat those words!
Hi... Yah!
I should have said goodbye.
Hey-oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[all[ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, boy, Nancy's gone beast-mode.
I can finally respect her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh, hey! Did you drop something?
What? I didn't drop anything.
These hands are incapable of dropping-
[gasps]
That's my thing!
Sue-zers! Shame circle!
- [kids chant] Loser! Loser! - This one's also my thing!
How's that for a taste of your own medicine?
After a rough start, the Sue-zers have taken a huge lead,
thanks to Nancy "definitely an eleven-year-old" Green!
Now, let's see if the Elites can bring it back!
You guys are making me look like a fool out there!
Sorry Coach,
that Nancy kid's just too good!
Ha! Just a few more outs and the game's over!
[Kiki] Heck yeah, Nancy! Let's go!
Time to take out the trash!
- Huh? - Yeah, flush those turds!
Devour their hearts!
Trample their souls!
Whoa! Hey now! Let's take it easy.
Oh, yeah! We gonna win! You gonna lose!
Get him!
No one's coming to your birthday party.
Aw, that's not true! How do you know?
- They told me. - [cries]
Huh, the Sue-zers are getting really into the game.
Ugh, whatever. We're taking this win.
Man, this team is mean. I wanna go home.
I never wanna play organized sports again!
Oh, this is my fault!
By teaching my team how to be good at sports,
I also taught them how to be bad at sports... manship!
I gotta fix this!
Sue-zers! Listen up!
[Nancy] This has to stop... right now.
[Gabriella] What? But we're crushing them! Why would we stop?
[Cricket] Yeah! I thought you said this was justice!
[Nancy] It was! But we took it too far!
Just look at yourselves.
We've become the monsters we sought to destroy!
I wanted to teach the other team a lesson,
but I never thought about the lesson it'd teach you.
We gotta make this right!
[Sue] Spoken like a good sport!
[Benny] Does this mean you're gonna sit out
and let me play?
[all] No!
Come on!
[Nancy] The only way to settle this is by throwing the game!
And we gotta do it without them knowing.
Winning by cheating isn't winning.
Now, who's ready to lose?
[Cricket and Gabriella] We are!
[all] Yeah!
What's happening?
Hm. This would never happen in football.
All right, team!
Let's lose this thing!
Batter up!
[whimpers] End this, please.
Heh. Today's your lucky day!
Huh?
What are you waiting for? Run! Run! Run!
Quick! Someone throw me the ball!
Oh, well. Good luck!
I got it! I got it! Oh, ow! [grunts]
- Oh, I have tripped. Ah. - [runner panting]
Whoa! He's going for it!
And he's driving the other runners home, too!
- Keep going! - You can do it!
I mean, "Oh, no!"
I'll cover third! Cricket, get the ball!
On it! Here I come!
Whoa! Oof!
Attaboy, Cricket! Way to sell it!
Safe!
- [kids cheer] - -All right!
Ha ha! Now we're talkin'!
I got it, I got it!
Whoops! How embarrassing!
[grunts]
Safe!
[umpire] It's the bottom of the ninth,
and the score is all tied up!
Next run wins so let's play ball!
[cheering]
All right, Nancy, you heard the ump.
Time to go all out.
[hard grunt]
[gasp]
It's gonna make it! It's gonna make it! Huh? Benny?!
My talents have been ignored for too long!
I'm ending this charade!
Justice!
[screams]
Ha ha ha ha ha! What?!
- [screaming] - [both grunt]
Home run! Elites win!
[cheering]
And the Sue-zers lose!
[cheering]
The perfect name.
Sorry that we had to lose.
It's okay, Mama, I'd rather be a loser than a cheater.
Assuming that winning is off the table!
Hey, losers! Nice choke job!
[laughs] Come on, kids! We're gettin' wings!
Hey, Sue-Zers! Good game!
Well, gang, we may have lost the game,
but I have a feeling this is gonna be a good season.
[all] Yeah!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes
♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree
♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters In seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪