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I'm so excited!
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My kids! Playing
their first little league game!
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Wow, Mom, I never knew
you were such a baseball nut!
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Oh, big time!
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You know, your ol' mom
used to be quite
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the little leaguer herself
back in the day.
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There is no greater joy
on this earth
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than the crack of a bat
and the thrill of a win!
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- Well, except for children.
- Yay!
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What's most important
is that you two have fun!
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But also, winning.
Try to get a win in there.
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Tweet! Tweet!
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I forgot my whistle!
Everyone come over!
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- Bye, Mom!
- Good luck, kids!
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Baseball!
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All right team, listen up!
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When you woke up this morning,
you were individuals.
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But today, on this field,
you're all Big City Sue-Zers!
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Uh, what's a Sue-zer?
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Huh? Sue's Bruisers?
Was that not clear?
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[all] No. Not at all.
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Well, the print shop
said no refunds, so...
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"Sue-Zers" on three!
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- One, two, three!
- [all] Sue-zers!
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Booo! Booo!
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Ma, the game hasn't started yet.
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Oh, hey, Nancy.
We saved you a seat!
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Thank ya much!
The Remingtons!
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Whoa, Russell,
why the long face?
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Oh, he's just mad because
baseball isn't football.
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The ball's too small!
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It doesn't make sense!
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Well, today's about baseball,
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and nothing's gettin' in the way
of my kids winning...
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[honks and screeches]
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- Huh?
- Oh, no!
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It can't be!
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Hup, hup, hup, hup!
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[Sue] It's the elites!
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[all gasp]
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I thought they were just a myth!
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No! They're real!
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And they've never lost a game!
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[Community Dan]
Well, well, well!
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If it isn't my old nemesis,
Community Sue!
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Community Dan,
it's horrible to see you.
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I don't know, Remy.
They don't seem too bad.
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Hey, best of luck
out there, Sue...
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with your Big City Losers!
Ha ha!
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Hey, it's Sue-zers! Not lo...
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Oh, no. I practically
gift-wrapped it for him!
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What was I thinking?!
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- [cries]
- Yoof!
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Let's play ball!
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[cheering]
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Whoo! Go Sue-zers!
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You got this, kids!
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Mom's right! The Elites may
have an intimidating name,
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expensive equipment,
and proper training.
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But that's no match
for our team spirit!
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So, whaddya say we
play some ball?
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Yeah, yeah!
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The pitcher's my brother.
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[grunts]
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- [crack]
- Ah!
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I got it, I got it, I got it!
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I didn't got it.
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[Skyler] Eat that, losers!
[laughs]
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And that's a home run
for the Elites!
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- [crowd groans]
- Ooh, they're good.
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Green! Baseball talk!
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[Sue] Use your special pitch!
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- [Cricket] Understood.
- [horks]
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Aw, yeah. Show 'em
how it's done!
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[grunts]
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- [bat cracks]
- [yelps]
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I got it!
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[sreams]
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Oh, jeez!
You okay, kid?
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Thankfully it
missed my fingers...
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Psych! I don't actually care!
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Nice taunt out there, Chelsea!
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Way to lure 'em into
a false sense of security!
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They're good and they're mean?!
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Hey, Sue! Tell this guy
to take it down a notch!
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Taking it down a notch
goes against
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everything I stand for,
but okay!
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Hey, Dan!
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Let's try to be
good sports, huh?!
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Oh, my! Have we been
hurting your feelings?
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Oh, well, gee, I'm so sorry.
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Psych! Kids!
Circle of Shame!
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- [kids chanting] Loser! Loser!
- No! It's Sue-Zer! It's Sue-Zer!
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Oh, dear.
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The Sue-zers can
turn it around, right?
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Wow. If I weren't
an impartial umpire,
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I'd say this is embarrassing!
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Don't worry, guys.
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There's only nine more
innings of this.
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I'm just gonna stop recording.
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This game has barely begun
and it's a travesty!
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Ugh, I've had enough!
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- Nance?
- What are you doing?
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Taking things into my own hands.
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All right y'all, let's just
try and get mercy-ruled.
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Hey, friend,
lemme give it a try!
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Mom?!
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- What are you doing?
- "Mom"? Who's "Mom"?
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I'm the new kid on the team!
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- [groans]
- This just got real interesting.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Time out!
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This isn't allowed!
You're like fifty-five!
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- At least!
- No way, Mister!
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I'm eleven years old!
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I wanna see some ID!
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I don't have ID.
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I'm eleven!
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That checks out!
You're in!
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What?! Aw! Fine!
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It doesn't matter
how old you are!
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We"re still gonna wipe
the floor with you!
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Okay, Sue-zers, huddle up!
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Oh, Mama! Have you come
to take us home?
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Yup! To home plate!
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- Huhwuh?
- I'm gonna help y'all
win this game!
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- But isn't that cheating?
- [gasps]
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Aren't you
Cricket's girlfriend??
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- Mom!
- Right, right!
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It's not cheating, it's justice!
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Those jerks are too mean
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and don't deserve to feel
the joy of a win.
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- You do!
- [kids] Yeah!
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Wait, what about Community Sue?
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Those kids took
everything from me.
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Do what you must.
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Old Green, you're in.
Benny, you're out.
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This is buwwhonky!
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I'm the backbone of this team!
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I poured my blood, sweat
and tears into this sport!
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Ump! We're ready to play!
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Time in! Let's play ball!
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Let's see what you got, kid.
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Hope I still got it.
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Stee-rike!
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- [all] Wow! Whoa!
- What?!
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Oh, yeah. Still got it.
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- [grunts]
- Whoa!
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- Huh?
- [grunts]
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Ah, whoop!
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[cheering]
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- [groans]
- [grunts]
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Whoa!
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- [cheers]
- Make way! Mama's
getting her steps in!
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In a wild turn of events,
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the Sue-zers and Elites
are officially tied!
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Ooh, you better kiss that
ball goodbye, Skyler!
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I'll make you eat those words!
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Hi... Yah!
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I should have said goodbye.
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Hey-oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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[all[ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Oh, boy, Nancy's gone
beast-mode.
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I can finally respect her.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh, hey!
Did you drop something?
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What? I didn't drop anything.
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These hands are
incapable of dropping-
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[gasps]
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That's my thing!
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Sue-zers! Shame circle!
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- [kids chant] Loser! Loser!
- This one's also my thing!
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How's that for a taste
of your own medicine?
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After a rough start, the
Sue-zers have taken a huge lead,
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thanks to Nancy "definitely
an eleven-year-old" Green!
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Now, let's see if the Elites
can bring it back!
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You guys are making me look
like a fool out there!
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Sorry Coach,
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that Nancy kid's just too good!
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Ha! Just a few more outs
and the game's over!
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[Kiki]
Heck yeah, Nancy! Let's go!
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Time to take out the trash!
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- Huh?
- Yeah, flush those turds!
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Devour their hearts!
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Trample their souls!
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Whoa! Hey now!
Let's take it easy.
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Oh, yeah! We gonna win!
You gonna lose!
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Get him!
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No one's coming
to your birthday party.
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Aw, that's not true!
How do you know?
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- They told me.
- [cries]
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Huh, the Sue-zers are
getting really into the game.
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Ugh, whatever.
We're taking this win.
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Man, this team is mean.
I wanna go home.
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I never wanna play
organized sports again!
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Oh, this is my fault!
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By teaching my team
how to be good at sports,
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I also taught them how to be
bad at sports... manship!
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I gotta fix this!
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Sue-zers! Listen up!
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[Nancy]
This has to stop... right now.
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[Gabriella] What?
But we're crushing them!
Why would we stop?
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[Cricket] Yeah! I thought
you said this was justice!
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[Nancy] It was!
But we took it too far!
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Just look at yourselves.
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We've become the monsters
we sought to destroy!
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I wanted to teach the other
team a lesson,
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but I never thought about
the lesson it'd teach you.
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We gotta make this right!
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[Sue] Spoken like a good sport!
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[Benny] Does this mean
you're gonna sit out
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and let me play?
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[all] No!
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Come on!
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[Nancy] The only way to settle
this is by throwing the game!
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And we gotta do it
without them knowing.
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Winning by cheating
isn't winning.
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Now, who's ready to lose?
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[Cricket and Gabriella] We are!
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[all] Yeah!
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What's happening?
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Hm. This would never
happen in football.
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All right, team!
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Let's lose this thing!
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Batter up!
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[whimpers] End this, please.
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Heh. Today's your lucky day!
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Huh?
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What are you waiting for?
Run! Run! Run!
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Quick! Someone
throw me the ball!
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Oh, well. Good luck!
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I got it! I got it!
Oh, ow! [grunts]
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- Oh, I have tripped. Ah.
- [runner panting]
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Whoa! He's going for it!
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And he's driving the other
runners home, too!
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- Keep going!
- You can do it!
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I mean, "Oh, no!"
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I'll cover third!
Cricket, get the ball!
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On it! Here I come!
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Whoa! Oof!
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Attaboy, Cricket!
Way to sell it!
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Safe!
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- [kids cheer]
- -All right!
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Ha ha! Now we're talkin'!
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I got it, I got it!
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Whoops! How embarrassing!
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[grunts]
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Safe!
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[umpire]
It's the bottom of the ninth,
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and the score is all tied up!
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00:09:18,623 --> 00:09:22,497
Next run wins
so let's play ball!
252
00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,499
[cheering]
253
00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:26,022
All right, Nancy,
you heard the ump.
254
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,111
Time to go all out.
255
00:09:28,155 --> 00:09:30,592
[hard grunt]
256
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,466
[gasp]
257
00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:39,905
It's gonna make it!
It's gonna make it!
Huh? Benny?!
258
00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:42,038
My talents have been ignored
for too long!
259
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,561
I'm ending this charade!
260
00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:45,563
Justice!
261
00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:47,913
[screams]
262
00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:49,872
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What?!
263
00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:53,005
- [screaming]
- [both grunt]
264
00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:55,660
Home run! Elites win!
265
00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,184
[cheering]
266
00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:59,316
And the Sue-zers lose!
267
00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,536
[cheering]
268
00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:03,103
The perfect name.
269
00:10:03,494 --> 00:10:05,583
Sorry that we had to lose.
270
00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:08,369
It's okay, Mama, I'd rather be
a loser than a cheater.
271
00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:10,458
Assuming that winning
is off the table!
272
00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:13,722
Hey, losers!
Nice choke job!
273
00:10:13,765 --> 00:10:16,812
[laughs] Come on, kids!
We're gettin' wings!
274
00:10:16,855 --> 00:10:18,988
Hey, Sue-Zers! Good game!
275
00:10:20,946 --> 00:10:23,993
Well, gang, we may have
lost the game,
276
00:10:24,036 --> 00:10:27,910
but I have a feeling this is
gonna be a good season.
277
00:10:27,953 --> 00:10:28,954
[all] Yeah!
278
00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:33,350
♪ I got sweat in my eyes
279
00:10:34,351 --> 00:10:37,528
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
280
00:10:37,572 --> 00:10:40,227
♪ I fell out a big old tree
281
00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:43,926
♪ Hit every branch and
Scraped up both my knees ♪
282
00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:47,625
♪ I got chased by dogs
Licked by a frog ♪
283
00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:50,672
♪ Got a rash on my legs
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
284
00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:54,066
♪ I got splinters
In seven of ten ♪
285
00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:57,679
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪